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00:01Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also caves were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh bah, soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:20They wore outfits made of plain green cotton, helping victims was their business.
00:25Boy, oh boy, was business good, good for Robin Hood.
00:30They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences.
00:37They robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except for they kept more expenses.
00:44So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:51Yay, poor Robin Hood!
00:55They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank,
00:58They jumped a lot of fences.
01:02They robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except for they kept more expenses.
01:09So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:16Yay, poor Robin Hood!
01:26Marianne, poor Robin Hood!
01:28Marion.
01:58will you be reasonable? I don't want to be reasonable. I want to be married. I want to plight my troth. Marion, no one wants to plight your troth more than I. Well, I'm tired of being the lady in waiting. Why, I'm not even sure you love me. Well, of course I love you. My love is real. It's that horse that's phony. Well, there are plenty of other squirrels in the forest. And if you don't want to marry me, there are a lot of other men who will.
02:28Why, all I have to do is snap my fingers and... Ah, fair Marion. Will you marry me? See? Sir Clyde, you are not marrying her. I am. Now be off. Oh, Robin, when? Well, just as soon as King Richard has returned to his throne and my work here is done. That could be forever. Or longer. I won't wait that long. Robin, you have to choose. Me? Or you?
02:58For your career. It's not my career, Marion. It's... It's my duty. And a man must do his duty as he sees it. And when a man sees his duty, he must not turn his back on it. He must face up to it. Look it squarely in the eye and say, howdy, Judy.
03:14That's the way you feel about it. Then let's just call the whole thing off. Marion, wait!
03:21Sir Clyde.
03:23I don't know how you do it, Bertram. The mind boggles.
03:40Buckles. Buckles.
03:41You've managed to turn our stately throne room into an Arabian sock hop.
03:46Watch out.
03:46I am quite sure Sheik Ahmed will feel quite at home.
03:56Your pillow nurse.
03:57Sheik Ahmed awaits without.
03:59Without what?
04:01I've got to ask.
04:03Bertram, announce him!
04:09Don't you ever... What?
04:11I'm sorry, my niece, but don't ever do that again.
04:13It's very painful.
04:14Me lads, me ladies, Sheik Ahmed Mohammed Benzine.
04:22Me lads, me lads, sheik Ahmed Mohammed Benzine.
04:22You know what?
04:23And you?
04:23Here.
04:24Me.
04:24Here.
04:36Here.
04:37There.
04:37Here.
04:37Here.
04:38Here.
04:38Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.
05:08The Barbasala, hold the dressing.
05:20A thousand greetings, esteemed sheriff.
05:23Whereas in Formation Term, clause 53, yes, clause A, the first party, whereas the second party, your party, my place.
05:39Yes. Yes. Yes. Good.
05:43Does the trade agreement meet with your approval, Sheikh Ahmed?
05:47Is it not written that he who lies down with the lion and the ant shall awaken strangely refreshed?
05:53I will now sign.
05:57There.
06:01Now your turn, my liege.
06:03Once signed, you will have exclusive rights over every drop of olive oil produced by the seven major olive oil producing and exporting countries, also known as OOPAC.
06:15Of which I am Chief OOP and Vice Peck.
06:18Fantastic. I shall control all of the olive oil.
06:21And if anyone in England wants to make a solid, they'll have to go through me.
06:25There. I've signed.
06:26Bigger than you.
06:27There. I've signed.
06:28Bigger than you.
06:29The deed is done.
06:30And having been done is done.
06:31And a deed done is done.
06:32The deed is done.
06:33And having been done is done.
06:34And a deed done is a deed done well.
06:35Well done.
06:36Royally done.
06:37Irene done.
06:38Irene done.
06:39Irene done.
06:40Irene done.
06:41Irene done.
06:42Irene done.
06:43So be it.
06:44I've signed.
06:45There.
06:46I've signed.
06:47I've signed.
06:48Bigger than you.
06:49I've signed.
06:50Bigger than you.
06:51The deed is done.
06:52And having been done is done.
06:53And a deed done is a deed done well.
06:54Well done.
06:55Royally done.
06:56Irene done.
06:57Irene done.
06:58Irene done.
06:59Irene done.
07:00Irene done.
07:01Irene done.
07:02Irene done.
07:03Irene done.
07:04Irene done.
07:05So be it.
07:06And in accordance with the customs of your great country, all that is ours is yours.
07:11Choose anything you desire, anything you see.
07:13Up to five things.
07:14Or the cash equivalent.
07:15No, no.
07:16I couldn't.
07:17I really couldn't.
07:18I'll take that shield.
07:19That vase.
07:20That plaque.
07:21That chair.
07:22And her.
07:23What?
07:24What?
07:25What?
07:26What?
07:27You see.
07:28Wait.
07:29You missed my what?
07:30I'm sorry.
07:31What?
07:32Continue.
07:34Don't you see, Maid Marian?
07:35You ought to marry Sheikah Khmed as part of the trade agreement.
07:38What?
07:39Yeah, she's right.
07:40This is the 12th century.
07:42You just can't marry someone off who doesn't belong to you.
07:45Majesty.
07:50Don't you see, Your Majesty?
07:52This agreement will make you one of the richest and most powerful men in all of Europe.
07:59Bye, Marian.
08:09Eat.
08:10Eat, Robin.
08:11I can't, Friar.
08:12I have no appetite.
08:13A bite.
08:14A mouthful.
08:15Something.
08:16Here comes the horsey.
08:17Open the barn door.
08:18It's a pity to waste a good horsey.
08:21Don't let her get to you, Robin.
08:22You better over there.
08:23Hey, man.
08:24I say he should say he's sorry and throw himself at the mercy of her feet.
08:28That's what I say.
08:29Good riddance is what I say.
08:30Good riddance is what I say.
08:31We spent half our time saving her anyway.
08:32Right, guys?
08:33Hey, man.
08:34Beautiful girl like that.
08:37You don't know what you're talking about, man.
08:38Bravo.
08:39You know me.
08:40I've always leveled with you.
08:41How long have I known, Marian?
08:42Since you two started going together?
08:43She's the best.
08:44She's the top.
08:45She's the Tower of Pisa.
08:46I love her like my own sister.
08:48Dumper.
08:49Dumper?
08:50Dumper?
08:51El Dumpo.
08:52Just like that.
08:53Who is this guy?
08:56Robin, perhaps the good book has the answer.
08:58I want you to come back.
08:59I want you to come back.
09:00You're sorry.
09:01I want you to come back.
09:02Not to me.
09:03You're sorry.
09:04You're sorry.
09:05You're sorry.
09:07You just gave me a chance.
09:08You're sorry.
09:09You're sorry.
09:10You're sorry.
09:11Okay.
09:12You're sorry.
09:13You're sorry.
09:14You're sorry.
09:16I can't wait.
09:17You're sorry.
09:18answer. What does a good book have to say for me, Friar? Oh, let's see. Eve begat Abel, Ruth begat
09:41Isaac, Isaac begat Hayes, Sarah begat Bourne, Bourne begat Monroe. There's a lot of begats in
09:48here on. Well, it's a good book. No one said it was perfect. What did you say? I said a
09:59building sweep on a seat of forest in a building style. Oh, oh. Mr. and Mrs. Sheik Abdul Mohammed
10:06Ben Turpin are relieved to announce the wedding of their son, Sheik Ahmed Jr. of Baghdad and
10:12New Canaan to Marion Fitzgibbon of Nottingham. Sylvester, are you sure this wedding announcement
10:17is legitimate? Oh, yes. There's going to be a wedding, all right. The sheriff's men are
10:21out stealing flowers. They stole a wedding cake. They stole a three-piece band. They even
10:26stole one of those cocktail franks. Come on, guys. We're not going to let this Sheik steal
10:31Robin's girl. Hey, he's a foreigner. Come on, let's get her. Hold it. It's clear. She's made
10:40her choice. What's done is done. If there's one thing I've learned in this life, and mark
10:44this well, it's to accept defeat with calm, adult resignation. I want to die! Oh, Marion,
11:01why is it serious? He's taking it a lot better than I thought. I thought he'd fall to pieces.
11:08I've never been in a situation like this before. I thought I could handle it. But I'm confused,
11:16angry, and very resentful. What does it all mean? What does it all mean to you?
11:22Don't you ever give answers? Answers? You want an answer? Twelve. That's an answer.
11:31Here you get questions. I'm a wizard. You want answers? See an accountant. See Bernie.
11:39You don't seem to understand. They're forcing me to marry a man I do not love.
11:43Tell me what to do. That's your job. My role is to point out the pitfalls and the pratfalls. You have to decide.
11:52I must decide. What, is there an echo in here? You come up with an answer. All right.
12:01I'll kill myself. Wonderful. Now we're getting somewhere.
12:06Okay. You made a decision, but the wrong decision. Throwing in the sponge at your age. You have
12:20everything to live for. You're a legend. You're the target of town. What good is all that now without
12:27Marion? You have to help me, wizard. I can't cope with this. I can't deal with Marion marrying that
12:34sheik. Forget about it. She ain't going to marry him. Not marry him. What do you mean?
12:38Uh-oh. I just ran off at the mouth. But that's all you're getting from me. I would never violate
12:42this sacred wizard patient relationship. Okay. Listen up close. They're forcing her,
12:48but she don't want to marry the guy. So she got the poison ring. And when they get to the I do,
12:52she will. She will what? Can't you put two and three together? Poison ring and she will.
12:59She will. Oh, no, she won't. I'll see to that. Wait a minute. You still got 40 minutes left.
13:19Let me go. Let me go. Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
13:41Ah, Maid Marion. It's good to see you so excited about selecting your wedding gown.
13:49I brought them all the way from Arabia. My other wives packed them for me just in case.
13:53I have no intention of wearing a wedding gown, even a cute one.
13:59We shall see. Bertram, proceed. Thank you.
14:03The lovely Phoenicia is wearing a one-piece burgundy-jurgundy with a willigree filigree.
14:16And now Vanessa wearing a teal-blue creation from the house of Ernestine Porgendine.
14:25Sharon has selected this saucy schmata for her trip down the aisle.
14:30No, no. I wouldn't be caught dead in any of those.
14:34You can't make me marry him. I don't love him. And love is sacred.
14:38I demand that this wedding be stopped in the name of love.
14:41Stop in the name of love before you break my heart.
14:53Men, we've got to stop the wedding. Stop the wedding?
14:56Now you're talking, man. Let's get him.
14:58Don't back down, Robin. Let her go.
14:59No, no, no, no. You don't understand.
15:01They're forcing her to get married so she's going to kill herself at the ceremony.
15:04Wow. That ought to put a dapper on the reception.
15:07Well, listen, men. I have a plan where we can discredit the sheik and save Marion.
15:11I knew it. What did I tell you? Another save.
15:14Friar, the archbishop is to perform the ceremony.
15:16I want you to intercept him at Mansfield Road and take his place at the wedding.
15:21I'm going to be the archbishop? My mother's going to be so proud.
15:27Now, once at the castle, I want you to delay the ceremony until we arrive.
15:31Aye, aye, Robin. I'm gone with the wind.
15:37Men, we're going to a wedding. Hey, wait a minute. We don't have any invitations.
15:42These are our invitations. Oh.
15:44Well, I guess I'll only stay a short while.
15:53And now, the poison.
16:02Perfume.
16:03Poison.
16:04Perfume.
16:05Poison.
16:06Poison.
16:06Perfume.
16:08Perfume.
16:09Hey.
16:11Perfume.
16:12Poison.
16:13Poison.
16:18Isn't that cute?
16:19A miniature Marion and a life-size Ahmed.
16:23They forgot Prince John's duckies.
16:27Ask the twins. He's all wrong.
16:30Now, remember, everyone.
16:32Boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl.
16:34There, good lads.
16:36I have one of those.
16:37Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Lightfingers.
16:38Do leave us some silverware tonight, won't you?
16:43I have one of those.
16:48Hubert, look.
16:51Remember, when the Archbishop arrives, gong him in.
16:54There's a lad.
16:54Lord, ladies, His Excellency, the Archbishop of Nottingham.
17:15The Archbishop of Nottingham.
17:19Greetings!
17:20Greetings!
17:23How have you been?
17:24How have you been?
17:25Have a nice day.
17:26Yes, yes.
17:27Delighted to be here.
17:29Hello, hello, hello.
17:33Glad to see you.
17:34Welcome to our castle, Archbishop.
17:45Please call me Archie.
17:55We are anxious for the ceremony to proceed, Your Excellency.
17:59Oh, yes, of course, the ceremony.
18:01Everybody rise!
18:03Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
18:06I didn't say Simon Says.
18:14Hurry, Robin.
18:15What?
18:16Just praying.
18:17I do believe we could move a little faster, Archbishop.
18:28I'm going as fast as I can.
18:35Sheik Ahmed Mohammed Ben-Gazara.
18:38Archbishop, Sheik Ahmed, I'm humbled in the presence of your grandness.
18:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:51It is I who am humbled by the presence of your grandness.
18:57I do believe it's time for the ceremony to begin.
18:59I do believe it's time for the ceremony to begin.
19:03Ah, the blushing bride, let the ceremony begin.
19:07Sheik Ahmed, aren't you forgetting something?
19:11You are forgetting one of your very own customs.
19:28Naughty, naughty.
19:30Naughty, naughty.
19:32You have forgotten the Benghazi bridal dance.
19:38The Benghazi bridal what?
19:41Dance, dance, of course, the Benghazi bridal dance.
19:45The pre-wedding dance done by the groom to entice his lovely bride.
19:51Of course, my lovely bride.
19:55We will do the centuries-old dance that glorifies the gathering of the harvest,
19:59the changing of the season, the union of the cosmos, and the winning of the west.
20:05Hit it!
20:24Hit it!
20:31One more time.
20:41Oh, what's the matter?
21:01Oh, right, the ceremony.
21:03We are gathered here to join Maid Marian and Sheik Ahmed Mohammed Ben Casey in matrimony.
21:15If there is anyone here present who knows of any reason why these two should not be wed,
21:24let him speak now.
21:26Anyone.
21:28Anyone at all.
21:29Don't be shy.
21:30Step right up.
21:31Someone.
21:34What's the matter?
21:35Oh, yes.
21:36Right.
21:37All right.
21:38Do you, Sheik Ahmed, take the...
21:40I do.
21:41I do.
21:42You do.
21:43He does.
21:44And do you, Maid Marian...
21:46She does.
21:47She does.
21:48She does.
21:49She does.
21:52Then, by all the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and...
22:05Stop.
22:06Pull this wedding over to the side.
22:15What is the meaning of this?
22:17Who are you?
22:18Harib of Cairo Five-O.
22:20We have been after this man for years.
22:22He is no Sheik.
22:23Back in desert country, he is known as Ahmed the Crook.
22:27Not true.
22:28He lies.
22:29Wrong.
22:30Dare you deny this?
22:31One of the many checks you have bounced all over the Fertile Crescent?
22:36Let me see this.
22:38Ahmed.
22:39Guards.
22:40Take the Sultan to solitary.
22:42Please.
22:43Ahmed is ours.
22:44We must take him back to Morocco.
22:46The desert has ways to deal with its own.
22:49Farewell, lovely maiden.
23:04Fine, fellow.
23:05I just can't help feeling that I've met him before.
23:08Don't be silly.
23:10Where could you have ever met before?
23:25You must feel free to speak on whatever's troubling you.
23:29I want to see the secret storms that are raging inside of you as the world turns in your search
23:36for tomorrow.
23:37Spill the beans!
23:39Well, personally I feel I've profited from this experience.
23:43Made Mary and I have a much more mature and meaningful relationship.
23:47And in the future, I intend to think less of my career and tend more to her needs.
23:52And I'm going to try to think much less of my own personal needs and more of Robin's ideals.
23:59Because I know how busy he is stealing from those who are in the high income bracket and giving to those who are much less fortunate.
24:08And I'm going to try not to be so resentful about Robin spending more time with Marian than with me.
24:15And not to be so angry about having to save her all the time.
24:19And I'm going to try not to joke around so much and be more serious about Robin and the band and its arrangements.
24:25Sorry.
24:28And I will try to live with the fact that I will never be Archbishop or Skinny.
24:34And I have to try to remember not to feel so guilty about being smarter than the other guys.
24:40It's hard.
24:41You guys got it all together. No wonder they call you the merry men.
24:46Say, wait a minute. Maybe you can help me. I got a problem.
24:50Oh, sure, Wiz.
24:51Okay. Now level with me.
24:54Does this make me look like a jerk?
25:20Great.
25:21What why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
25:32do you give some time a jerk?
25:35Is that jeep the man of course for that?
25:39Love a 2006 player.
25:42Come, watch that video.
25:45Hey, watch it.
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