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00:00Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food, but also kings were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh ba!
00:16Soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:20They wore outfits made of plain grain cotton.
00:23Helping victims was their business, boy oh boy was business good.
00:27Good for Robin Hood.
00:30They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank.
00:34They jumped a lot of fences.
00:37They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
00:41Except for they kept more expensive.
00:45So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:52Yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:55Yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:56They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank.
00:59They jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich, gave to the poor.
01:06Except for they kept more expensive.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:16Yay, poor Robin Hood.
01:20All right,hypotence.
01:23çµ¹.com
01:30In the year 1197, the French ambassador arrives in England to sign a treaty with Prince
01:44Such a treaty would forge a military alliance between the two countries
01:48and make Prince John powerful enough to prevent good King Richard from ever returning to his rightful throne.
01:54Hearing of this, Robin Hood and his men set about to make the ambassador stay at Prince John's castle
02:01so miserable that he will refuse to sign the treaty.
02:05How was that? Okay? I could give it another reading.
02:09No, it's fine. Thank you.
02:11The garlands. The garlands don't go on the table. They go on the wall.
02:15This is all wrong. That's it. Leave it. It's too late. I don't want a lamb.
02:20Oh, I asked for larger letters. I remember larger. I did your mother a favour.
02:23That's it. Back to the stables. Never again. Aha!
02:26Sergeant York. Good. Oh, this screams for accessories. Wrong.
02:30Do something about it. On your way, lad. Ritten College.
02:34This is balloon. I asked for balloon. I remember. Balloons.
02:38I remember now.
02:41Put up the banners! Ah, good.
02:44Bertram! Why all this in banners noise?
02:47The Sheriff, they're just putting up the banners.
02:51Hi, Sheriff. We're the banners. I'm Ralph. This is Eleanor. Our little girl Irene.
02:57Charmed.
02:59Charmed.
03:00This is an historic night, mona system. Once the treaty is signed, it will mean that I, through Prince John, will be the most powerful man in all of England.
03:22Huh?
03:28Bertram. The guests are arriving. Go fetch the French ambassador. And a splint.
03:34Yo, but who am I?
03:39Shhh. You are the Baron von Amundsen from Germany now. Don't forget.
03:43Eh, eh, eh. Maybe.
03:46Bill John, you take care of the waiter.
03:49Is 15% enough?
03:51Not that way. This way.
03:53Oh, good.
03:55Alan, you take care of the magician.
03:57What's the matter? Can I take care of himself?
03:58Brief on.
03:59Oh, sorry.
04:01Friar, you come to the kitchen with me.
04:04The kitchen?
04:06The honourable and formidable Marquis de la Salle.
04:31French ambassador extraordinaire from the court of King Louis.
04:38May I present you to the court?
04:52I would like to present you to the court.
04:56I would like to present you to the court.
05:03I would like to...
05:05Come, please.
05:09Come, please.
05:11Come, please.
05:13Come, please.
05:16Come, please.
05:19Come, please.
05:21England is large enough.
05:23Do not add to the tumult, please.
05:40On behalf of his majesty, Prince John, I would like to...
05:42Please.
05:43Do not touch the sleeve.
05:44A marquis's sleeve is his castle.
05:46Where's the prince?
05:48Where's the prince?
05:52The Duchess and Duke of Earl.
05:55Charmed.
05:57Charmed?
05:58The Baron von Amundsen.
06:01Charmed.
06:03In this, I assume, is the Baroness?
06:07A match made in heaven.
06:10Presby, I hear your charming King Louis of France is a sissy.
06:18You hear what he said?
06:21He called my King a sissy.
06:23Duchess, do you mind holding the Baroness?
06:26You know, of course, what this means.
06:28Jawohl.
06:30Jawohl.
06:31You are ready?
06:33Jawohl!
06:37That's it!
06:38I just declared war our France!
06:40What?
06:41God's peace!
06:42It is Robin's man or Rinaldo.
06:49Take him to the dungeon.
06:52I owe you one, Frenchie!
06:57Rinaldo in the castle.
06:59Something's afoot.
07:01Alert the guards.
07:02Yes!
07:04It's cause for a little work, huh?
07:05May I present Maid-Marriott?
07:10Charmed, I'm sure.
07:15The wine of femininity, huh?
07:19Marquis, the Princess Isabelle.
07:21Ah, charmed?
07:23Mmm.
07:25Very tasty.
07:26Very tasty.
07:27Excusez-moi.
07:30Pardon.
07:31It's a toss-up.
07:43I'll tell you something.
07:44You're going to be the one that's tossed up, frog face.
07:46That's my wife.
07:47Monsieur l'Ambassadeur, his grace, Prince John.
07:51I bring you one of his greetings from his majesty, King Louis, of France.
07:55Big deal.
07:57Big deal?
07:59Of course, you know what that means.
08:00I'll show him your jam to the dining room.
08:03Oh, we.
08:03Well, of course, we.
08:04What did you think?
08:04You're going to eat alone, huh?
08:06You see this house?
08:07It's my castle.
08:08Mine.
08:08Mine.
08:09Don't forget it.
08:11Such a cute man.
08:12I'd like to give him a little dimple.
08:14From there, all the way over to here.
08:26Quaker, bring the first course.
08:30They're ready for the first course.
08:39Friar, is it soup yet?
08:40In a minute.
08:41You fill up those bowls.
08:42Which one is the marquee's bowl?
08:58C'est pour it.
09:08Tata, tatatata.
09:10Tata, tatata...
09:11Tata...
09:11Tata, tatata.
09:12Tata, tatata.
09:21Oh, very well.
09:23There are two flags of the French.
09:26I'm going to go with the French.
09:28I'm going to go with the French.
09:30I'm going to go with the French.
09:32I'm going to go with the French.
09:34And I'm going to go with the French.
09:36Well, let's go.
09:47I'm going to go with the French.
09:50I'm going to go with the French.
09:52I'm going to go with the French.
09:54I'm going to go with the French.
09:56I'm going to go with the French.
09:57I'm going to go with the French.
09:59I'm going to go with the French.
10:00I'm going to go with the French.
10:01I'm going to go with the French.
10:02I'm going to go with the French.
10:03I'm going to go with the French.
10:04I'm going to go with the French.
10:05I'm going to go with the French.
10:06I'm going to go with the French.
10:07I'm going to go with the French.
10:08I'm going to go with the French.
10:09I'm going to go with the French.
10:10I'm going to go with the French.
10:11I'm going to go with the French.
10:12I'm going to go with the French.
10:13Is anything wrong, Marquis?
10:20What could be wrong?
10:23Bring me a barrel of water.
10:26Bring water.
10:28Bring me the chef.
10:30It's a vehicle I'm talking without any tenses.
10:33Water.
10:35Wasser.
10:37The water is moving.
10:42The water is moving.
10:45Waiter, what is this fly doing in the Marquis water?
10:49The backstroke?
10:50The backstroke!
10:51The backstroke!
10:52The backstroke!
10:53Guards!
10:58Little John!
11:01Fire truck!
11:03Take them to the dungeon!
11:09Enough!
11:10I take my leave of this very hot and very crazy country.
11:13Shall I get your bag?
11:15No.
11:16Yes, you can.
11:18You will miss the entertainment.
11:20We have a magician.
11:22Magique?
11:23Illusion?
11:27I love magic.
11:28Now you see?
11:29Now you don't?
11:31Magic destroys me.
11:33Negative horses.
11:38Hey, How are you doing, huh?
11:40Everybody is here from out of town.
11:42Oui.
11:43Where are you from, pal?!
11:44I am from France.
11:45Hey, that's my hometown.
11:49And now, I need the assistance of a pretty little lady.
11:53How about you, miss?
11:55Oh, no.
12:00I just couldn't.
12:02I've never done anything like this before.
12:09But I'll try.
12:15And now, magic time.
12:18The famous disappearing damsel trick.
12:21I'll ask our fair damsel to step inside this box.
12:30And now, I'll need a volunteer to join our fair damsel in the box.
12:34How about the fellow from other town?
12:36Sure. Come on, abeys.
12:43A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and vah.
12:48Don't let me miss, my dear.
12:55Hocus pocus, Jiminy hocus, some smokers.
12:59And now, I utter the magic words,
13:02Enos slaughter, and...
13:04Very funny.
13:24Very funny.
13:25Now, I am annoyed.
13:31You like some toast?
13:34Guards!
13:35Arrest this magician!
13:38It is Alan Adele.
13:40To the dungeon.
13:42You live for my agent.
13:43Hey, give me a hand.
13:44There will be no treaty.
13:47No treaty, but...
13:48I can't go, Herbert!
13:50Who needs France?
13:51There are plenty of other countries that begin with F.
13:53All right.
13:54Sign a treaty with Folland.
13:56I take my leave.
13:58Leave if you wish.
14:01You'll be the one to tell King Louis
14:04that you refused to sign a treaty
14:06that he desperately wanted.
14:09He'll have your hand for that.
14:10I'd hate to be in your shoe.
14:15Quick!
14:16A pen, a quill.
14:18Somebody pluck a chicken.
14:20Come on, a quill.
14:21Be at this.
14:32Sign here, my liege.
14:37I don't feel like it.
14:38I'll sign in the morning.
14:41Is he cuckoo or is he not cuckoo?
14:43You see, that's what I like about being prince.
14:45I can make them sweat bullets.
14:47Qu'est-ce que c'est bullets?
14:49Sweating, I know, but bullets.
14:52Excuse me, monsieur Sheriff.
14:53I hate to interrupt your growling,
14:55but I am suffering from exhaustion and brush fire.
14:59Please, someone show me to my chambers.
15:01My poor baby, Marquis.
15:05I think she's going to put out my fire.
15:08I will show you to your room.
15:09It's right across the hall from mine.
15:12And mine.
15:13Got it?
15:14Got it.
15:18Oh, Sheriff, I am bitterly disappointed.
15:21I mean, you were just this far from getting the treaty signed.
15:23How far?
15:24This far.
15:25This far.
15:26This far?
15:27Hmm.
15:27You know, Petram, it's really very interesting how far you are from the big kahuna.
15:31How far?
15:32This far.
15:33That is your room.
15:46This is our room.
15:48Party poop.
15:50You'll be right here all night if you need anything.
15:54Get inside, Isabelle!
15:59I was looking forward to such a nice time.
16:04Oh, is he jealous?
16:06Yes.
16:07And a jealous prince today might keep the treaty away.
16:10What do you mean?
16:11Well, I have a plan.
16:12What do you mean?
16:18I'll see you.
16:19My feet, my feet.
16:21My feet, Jonsiddy.
16:23My feet, my feet.
16:24My feet, my feet.
16:24My feet, my feet.
16:27Your bed is ready, Your Excellency.
16:29You don't know what we're not.
16:34I am so tired.
16:36Mr. Sandman, here I come.
16:39You may leave now.
16:42I am so tired.
16:44Mr. Sandman, here I come.
16:47You may leave now.
16:50I am so tired.
16:52Mr. Sandman, here I come.
16:55You may leave now.
16:58Then I suppose you won't be interested in this note from Maid Marian.
17:05A note from Maid Marian?
17:07Let me see.
17:08Maid Marian, I will be here any moment.
17:17I must be ready.
17:22get me perfume perfume and get me get me lips lips lips I don't slide off her lips lip cream so I
17:29don't slide off her lips I must prepare I haven't got a moment to lose Marian I'm a seat of the men
17:40you keep our amorous marquee busy but not too busy
17:52I have no time for your foolishness this is war I want to know why you came what your mission is
18:04where Robin is what he plans on doing and how many battleships do you have save your breath
18:10sheriff you'll never get anything out of us we have ways of making you talk perhaps the lash
18:18you have tongues prepare them for a flocking you live around here what is your sign
18:29will I see you in this city and I think it is time for a little wine
18:43of course of course a little wine the nectar of love
18:48my private stock I just came for the day
18:58oh dear the nectar of love just say when
19:20just say when
19:26proceed with the flocking
19:31well that's the end of that shirt
19:38have faith my son
19:40hang loose Alan
19:41hold it there
19:43whoa it's the lone lasher
19:50the lone lasher
19:52England's premier Webster
19:54I'd recognize that face anywhere sheriff
19:57wait a moment
19:58how do we know you are the lone lasher
20:03and how do I know you are the sheriff
20:06how do we know you're the sheriff
20:09so you doubt my veracity eh someone toss up a gold coin
20:23here you go lasher
20:25wow he made change
20:34I've never seen this place come alive like it has tonight
20:42very impressive
20:44you wouldn't like to pinch hit would you
20:47my pleasure
20:48stay tuned for pain
20:50it's all yours
20:52whip away
20:53whip away
20:54and it's pandemonium down here in the dungeon
21:21it could still go either way
21:23just say when anytime
21:25another one hit the dirt
21:30the magic word is when eh
21:36good work ladies
21:41I have something to do upstairs
21:42meet you back in Sherwood
21:43and now back upstairs
21:49you bear a grudge
21:51against the word when
21:52you bear a grudge against the word when
21:57you bear a grudge against the word when
22:05which I love, is it?
22:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:35You're running.
22:37Come, no, no, no.
22:45You're running.
22:47Come, come, come.
22:52Say anything.
22:54Just open your mouth.
22:56Say pineapple.
22:58Pineapple.
23:00I think good things are going to happen to me, eh?
23:04Yeah.
23:06Oh, mon cherinho.
23:08But I'm very, very shy.
23:10Oh?
23:11You must put on the blindfold.
23:13Oh, we're going to play pin the lips on the marquee, eh?
23:19Plant them right here.
23:21Oh, we are playing the game, eh?
23:31We play the game, oui.
23:33Also.
23:34We play the game.
23:36Oh.
23:37Oh, my petite.
23:39I am getting nauseous with love, eh?
23:42Oh, mon cherinho.
23:46Mmm.
23:47Ah-ha!
23:48What are you doing with my wife?
23:52The backstroke?
23:53Put your hands off her.
23:54Oui.
23:55The treaty is off.
23:59Come inside, Isabelle.
24:04I'm going to wash out.
24:09Well, I hate to eat and run, but I must take my leave of this country.
24:25I see that you're a traveling coach.
24:27Well, who can travel first class these days, eh?
24:30I take you one and all from the bottom of my heart.
24:34Merci, sir.
24:36Driver, downtown France.
24:41If any of you are in Paris, look me up.
24:44I'm in the book.
24:45Driver, any?
24:51Oh, we are.
24:53Buckle up for safety.
24:55Au revoir, baby.
24:57What do you have to know to know to get out of England?
25:20Papa!
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