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00:00Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also caves were rotten, everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good, then came Robin Hood, oh bah, soon a band of merry men he'd gotten, they wore outfits made of plain green cotton, helping victims was their business, boy oh boy was business good, good for Robin Hood.
00:30They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences, they robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except what they kept for expenses, so when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten, yay, poor Robin Hood.
00:55They laughed, they loved, they fought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences, they robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except what they kept for expenses, so when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten, yay, poor Robin Hood.
01:19Oh man, no!
01:24Silence!
01:46Coming soon, on this very site,
01:50Sherwood Meadows, total leisure living from Hubert.
01:54But if you build here, what happens to our homes?
01:59Silence, wretches.
02:02I could care less about your homes.
02:05I just registered my kid at school.
02:08Besides, this is where our roots are.
02:12Well, Clods, I suggest you stop your sniveling
02:17and start your hovel hunting.
02:19I must get this news to Robin Hood.
02:33Good shot, Friar.
02:51Uh, uh, uh, Friar, no fear.
02:54What's the matter?
02:55Two against one.
02:56Not bad for a man of the cloth, hey, Robin?
03:08Friar, you ain't seen nothing yet.
03:12Three?
03:14Why not?
03:14Robin!
03:25I bring an important message.
03:27Little John, how many times do I have to tell you?
03:31Just the poster.
03:33Oh, yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Sherwood Meadows,
03:39they're going to tear down the peasants' homes
03:41and put up luxury houses for the rich burghers.
03:43We can't allow the sheriff to do this to our friends.
03:45Yeah, men, the peasants are our brothers.
03:47An attack upon the peasants is an attack upon us.
03:50That's right, Robin.
03:50What are we going to do about it?
03:51Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
03:52Wait a minute.
03:53I'm not arguing with you.
03:54You know, I'm on your side, remember?
03:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:57Yeah, of course.
03:58Well, what are we going to do, Robin?
04:01They're not men.
04:02We'll stop the sheriff.
04:03But first...
04:04Hold it!
04:05I know what comes first.
04:07I go to the castle and find out the plan.
04:10She's way ahead of you, Robin.
04:12I better be off.
04:15How about one for the road?
04:20That's in case it's the two-lane highway.
04:22Oh!
04:25Incredible.
04:25So this is Sherwood Meadows.
04:29Precisely.
04:30Soon, wealthy burgers by the hundreds, nay, the thousands, will be living in homes like
04:35these.
04:36Yes, but they'll have to be very small people.
04:40And all of it controlled by my company, Hubert and Associates.
04:45A division of Greed and Avarice Incorporated.
04:48Best of all, to build these homes, we will have to cut down Sherwood Forest.
04:53Giving Robin Hood no place to hide.
04:57But how can you chop down an entire forest?
05:01Isn't that impossible?
05:02Not if the four guys from Gloucester are on the job.
05:05The four guys from Gloucester?
05:07Yes.
05:08The world's greatest wood choppers.
05:11We were fortunate to get them.
05:13They walked off their last job.
05:14It seems the forest they were chopping down was haunted.
05:17They refused to work in an enchanted forest.
05:21Isn't it silly?
05:22Strong men afraid of ghosts and goblins, witches, and crawly things.
05:29But how could just four men chop down an entire forest?
05:37Surely nobody could do that.
05:39Oh, really?
05:40Have you ever heard of Bald Mountain?
05:44Yes.
05:45Well, that was their work.
05:46All we said was, take a little off the top.
05:50By nightfall, Sherwood Forest will be as flat as the world.
05:55Four men?
06:06Four men?
06:08Four men?
06:08Wait, wait, wait.
06:10Let's see.
06:11Four men.
06:12That means if they start chopping now, they should be done by noon, 1975.
06:19Robin Hood, I feel that you are taking this much too lightly.
06:23Well, Marion, I think the sheriff is taking us much too lightly.
06:26Yes, I think so.
06:28These men are the four guys from Gloucester.
06:31The ones that worked on the Sahara Forest.
06:34No, no, you mean the Sahara Desert.
06:36Sure.
06:37Now.
06:39But if you're not worried, I guess I'm not.
06:44Marion, Marion, Marion.
06:46When you've been in this business as long as I have, you can smell a threat a mile away.
06:50Men, relax, take it easy.
06:53As you were.
06:53Huh?
06:54As you were.
06:55Oh, I was over here.
06:56Which way is the sun facing, man?
06:59You went to my right, right, Bertrand?
07:00I was this way.
07:01Then I was like this.
07:02I can't wait to meet the four guys.
07:04I've admired them for so long.
07:06Be patient, Bertrand.
07:07They will be here any moment now.
07:11What's the first thing you're going to buy when you become a rich?
07:13Oh, I think I'll buy that second horse.
07:17Something for in town.
07:20In a mountain greenery where God faints his evening.
07:24Hark!
07:25The four guys arrived!
07:27Bertrand, don't be so formal.
07:29Here they come.
07:30Axes and all.
07:32While you, your lover, let's not get a friend.
07:35Mountain greenery be your home.
07:40Yeah!
07:42One, two, a-du-ba-da-ba-da.
07:44Bop, bop!
07:44Oh, by signs of-bom-bom-bom.
07:46Bop, bop!
07:46Let's not mountain greenery home.
07:49Mountain greenery.
07:52Yeah!
07:53Bravo!
07:55Bravo!
07:55Bravo!
07:56Bravo!
07:58Bravo!
07:59Bertrand, presenting the four guys from Gloucester.
08:03All England for the past four years, Guy the beaver butler.
08:09At 250 pounds, Guy Bubba Cooper.
08:14From Liverpool State, Guy Tutor Tinker.
08:18In fact, for his tenth pro season, the captain of the team, Guy Maddog de Maupassant.
08:29Get my axe.
08:30Tell me, do you guys think you can level Sherwood Forest by nightfall?
08:35Are you kidding?
08:36I can clear that little patch of shrubbery with my axe tied behind my back.
08:39How do you want the wood?
08:41Floorboards, shingles, toothpicks maybe?
08:44Oh, excellent.
08:46Then let us begin.
08:47Here, boss.
08:48Thanks, Guy.
08:49Sheriff.
08:50According to the union rules, it's against the law to cut, chop, or trim any forest that
08:57is enchanted.
08:59You sure this place ain't haunted?
09:01Positive.
09:03It's not me, of course.
09:04I don't scare easily, but it's the guys over there, you know?
09:09Rest assured that Sherwood Forest is not enchanted.
09:13Good.
09:13Two, two, two, two, three, four, three, four, in a mountain greenery where God paints the
09:21scenery.
09:22It's just four crazy people together.
09:25Robin Hood is in for a little surprise.
09:32Very good, Marion.
09:49What's the password?
09:51Um, Robin loves Marion.
10:01What's that?
10:02This is something we said.
10:06Little John, quickly.
10:07Go see what's going on.
10:09Timber!
10:20Hey!
10:21They're really doing it.
10:22There's four guys chopping down Sherwood Forest.
10:25I didn't believe that four men could do this.
10:28We must act fast.
10:30Timber!
10:30Timber!
10:32Uh-oh, man!
10:40There goes the neighborhood!
10:46Timber!
10:47What are they doing, Robin?
10:48They're cutting down every tree in the forest.
10:49They're right in front of our places.
10:50What are we going on around here, men?
10:52This is a real bummer, Jack.
10:53I just had my tree redecorated.
10:55Men, we've got to do something to stop this destruction.
10:58Right you are, Robin.
10:59Let's go and rip those woodcutters apart.
11:01Come on, Ronaldo.
11:02Hey, hold it!
11:03Hold it!
11:03What's all this talk about killing and destruction?
11:05Let's do it!
11:06Hey!
11:08Wait!
11:09Look, these are just working men doing their jobs.
11:11The sheriff is our real enemy.
11:12We must find a way to stop them without hurting them.
11:16They walked off their last job.
11:19The forest they were chopping down was haunted.
11:21They refused to work in an enchanted forest.
11:26Did anybody hear a bing?
11:31Wait!
11:32I have an idea, and it just may be crazy enough to work.
11:49Don't worry about the escrow.
11:50We'll handle everything.
11:51The receipt.
11:52Thank you very much for your deposit.
11:54And I'm sure you'll be very happy here at Sherwood Meadow.
11:58Bye now.
11:59We're really wrecking it in.
12:07Oh, these wealthy burgers have money to melt.
12:15Don't look now, but it's Burger Holloway,
12:18made of fortune and dairy products.
12:20He's known as a cheeseburger.
12:22Welcome to our model home.
12:26As soon as Sherwood Forest is leveled,
12:28you may inspect your lath.
12:28But in the meantime, allow us to give you a tour.
12:32It's a good day here.
12:33A hard day at work.
12:34A one.
12:34It's a good day.
12:36I swear to God.
12:38Doran Thorst.
12:44Hey, hey, hey.
12:46Where's your manners, huh?
12:48You got a knock?
12:50Yeah.
12:53Come in.
12:56Hey, hey, hey.
12:57After you, boss.
12:58After you, boss.
13:03Stop it.
13:03It's a brilliant room.
13:04Yeah, yes, sir.
13:07It's nice in here, huh?
13:09Yeah, look at this, boss.
13:10It's kind of nice.
13:11All right.
13:15Door.
13:20Hey, boss.
13:21The next one.
13:22Oh, no. We're stuck in here.
13:25What are we going to do, boss?
13:26Here we go.
13:27Stop! Stop!
13:28Give me a chance to think.
13:31It's too quiet. Make some noise.
13:33I can't...
13:33I got it.
13:40When we chop it, it's right.
13:41We chop it down.
13:42This man, a mirage.
13:54A mirage.
13:55Yeah, a mirage, of course.
13:56A mirage.
13:57I would love to have you for dinner.
14:04Catch my drift?
14:09Look out behind you!
14:12Do you think I've been on this diet too long?
14:25Put me down!
14:28Must have been those wild berries, Wade, huh?
14:30Right!
14:32Well, back to work.
14:33I'll give a bonus to the first man who chops down 50 trees.
14:3750 trees?
14:37All right!
14:42Forgot my axe.
14:48And if you're a crusade vet,
14:50we can arrange for easy lowdown payments.
14:54And here's something that I personally believe
14:56no 12th century home should be without.
14:59Your own.
15:00Your very own.
15:01Automatic washer.
15:02Oh.
15:02They're on the rinse cycle.
15:14That's fine, Ronaldo.
15:16You look great.
15:16You blend right in.
15:18See you later.
15:18All right, I'll take this tree.
15:23You take that tree.
15:25Okay, boss, gotcha.
15:27Hiya, shrimpy.
15:29Mira, watch it.
15:31Drop that axe, man.
15:33I said drop it, turkey.
15:44You talking to me?
15:45No, I'm talking to myself.
15:47Of course I'm talking to you, man.
15:49What do you think, I'm crazy?
15:51Stay right there, okay?
15:52Be right back.
15:55Boss, this tree is talking to me.
16:00Hey, you drinking on a job?
16:01No.
16:02Come here, boss.
16:03Boss, down here.
16:04This is the tree.
16:06Tree, this is my boss.
16:07Go ahead, say hello.
16:09You talk to me, talk to my boss.
16:13I'll start the conversation.
16:15You gotta break the ice, boss.
16:18What's new?
16:20How's the family?
16:21How about those bears, huh?
16:24Think the Vikings will take it this year?
16:26Get your work!
16:28Put yourself together, man.
16:30Cut it down.
16:31Okay.
16:32Putting trees.
16:37Talking, talk to me.
16:38Please.
16:39Barking.
16:52Barking.
16:54Barking!
16:58Barking!
16:59Barking.
17:00Barking.
17:00I
17:31And so much for the sleeping quarters and keep in mind that all homes are close to schools
17:38Convenient for shopping and near all major cart lines in case hubby works downtown
17:44And finally the piece de resistance a tired burger comes home from a hard day of burging
17:52He needs a place to relax a place to unwind a place where he can get away from it all where he can
17:59Be by himself and think and
18:03For that purpose we have created a sheriff Hubert exclusive
18:09Your own your very own
18:22Now if you'll step this way we'll arrange for your down payment
18:29Number two bubbling cauldron of witches brew
18:33Yay!
18:38You boys look like you could use some dragon-aid
18:43Ah!
18:44Ah!
18:45Ah!
18:46Ah!
18:47Ah!
18:48Ah!
18:49You're scared, kid!
18:50Ah!
18:51Ah!
18:52You got to get outta here, Renn, fast!
18:54Ah!
18:55You got to get out of here Renn, fast!
18:56Hey!
18:57What's that sound?
18:58It's forest drums that's all we need, Indians!
18:59Yeah!
19:00It's forest drums. That's all we need. Indians.
19:14They got us trapped. We're surrounded.
19:17We're gonna attack and put us up together.
19:20As long as the drums are playing, we're okay.
19:22It's when the drums stop, then we've got to worry.
19:26Now we worry.
19:30Coming up!
19:46What do you ghosts want from us?
19:50We want you to put the forest back the way it was.
19:55You got it. You got them.
19:56Guys, put the forest back the way it was.
20:00There. It's all back the way it was.
20:16Good. Now leave and never darken our forest again.
20:20You may go.
20:21Go? Consider us gone.
20:30Because you're among the first to purchase one of these homes, I'm throwing this in.
20:37A do-it-yourself moat-tipped.
20:41All right, Sheriff. That's just wicked. We're through.
20:44You cannot, Meve. You have a job to do. Sherwood Forest must be leveled before nightfall.
20:50No way. Sherwood Forest is haunted.
20:52Yeah, with ghosts and witches and vampires. People walking around with no heads.
20:57It was horrible. We were lucky to get out alive.
21:00No, don't leave. We're having snacks.
21:03If you realize what you've done, you have caused me to lose my prized customers.
21:08I am going to take you to court. I am going to sue you.
21:11I'm going to turn your names into mud. I'm going to ruin your reputation.
21:15All right. We're going. And now.
21:20I'm scared. I was...
21:22Oh, Shedder. Here we are with no future.
21:29Well, oh, what are we to do?
21:32Woe is us. And they left you holding the bag.
21:34Yes, Bertrand.
21:37They left me holding the bag.
21:39Come in.
21:50Oh, thank you.
21:52We're very wealthy burgers from the northern province of Charcoal.
21:56Ah, yes.
21:57The Charcoal Burgers.
22:00What can we do for you?
22:01Well, we're from out of town and we are easily deceived.
22:06We're looking for a house and we've got lots of money to spend.
22:11See?
22:16Allow me to give you a tour of our model home.
22:19Oh, that would be simply wonderful, handsome.
22:26Over here we have a French kitchen.
22:29Oh, what's over here, good-looking?
22:31Oh, that's just the den. Just the den. We'll show you that later.
22:34Oh, couldn't we see it now?
22:35I need a place to count by many riches.
22:38Oh, by all means.
22:39Oh, my goodness.
22:40Mm-hmm.
22:45Way to go, Hansel.
22:51Right, Roush.
22:53Terribly sorry, but we've changed our minds.
22:55Thanks, anyway.
22:57Woo-hoo!
22:59Hey, boy!
22:59Hey, hey, hey!
23:00Hey, hey, hey!
23:02Hey, hey, hey!
23:04Hey, hey, hey!
23:07Hey, hey!
23:08Hey, hey, hey!
23:09But they seem like such a nice couple, especially the woman.
23:23You idiot.
23:24That was no woman.
23:26It was your wife.
23:27No.
23:28It was Robin Hood.
23:30The money.
23:34He may have ruined our project, but he didn't get our money.
23:39Paper.
23:40Paper.
23:41Robin has switched my money.
23:42I'll wear this paper.
23:44Well then, you have change for a candy wrapper.
23:49No.
23:50No, shut up.
23:51Shut up, Jack.
24:02We ought to stand out for this more often.
24:05It's better than their Kensington pride pheasant.
24:08Come on.
24:09Ah.
24:10May we halt the festivities for a moment.
24:11Mmm.
24:12I would like to formally thank the Sheriff and the Richburgers for their very generous donation
24:16to our needy causes.
24:19Bravo.
24:20I wonder where the four guys from Gloucester are right now.
24:24Wherever they are, they're still running.
24:27Can you imagine anyone being so afraid of ghosts and witches?
24:32It is silly, isn't it?
24:34Rinaldo, what happened?
24:35Did you fall in love with your ghost costume?
24:38Rinaldo?
24:39Rinaldo?
24:40Hey, man, you cold?
24:52Ghost!
24:54Oh, my God.
25:24Oh, my God.
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