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00:01Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food but also caves were rotten.
00:08Everybody kicked the peasants, things were bad and that ain't good.
00:12Then came Robin Hood, oh bah, soon a band of merry men he'd gotten.
00:19They wore outfits made of plain green cotton, helping victims was their business.
00:24Boy, oh boy, was business good, good for Robin Hood.
00:30They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank, they jumped a lot of fences.
00:37They robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except for they kept more expensive.
00:44So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
00:51Yay, poor Robin Hood!
00:55They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank,
00:58They jumped a lot of fences.
01:03They robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except for they kept more expensive.
01:10So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back when things were rotten.
01:16Yay, poor Robin Hood!
01:20We must hurry, lads.
01:46Rinaldo will be back any minute now.
01:48Uh, Little John, Alan, cover this area.
01:51He mustn't suspect a thing.
01:53Don't worry, Robin. Rinaldo won't know what hit him.
01:56Little John, this is a surprise party, not an ambush.
01:59Hey, that looks pretty good.
02:03Oh!
02:04Huh?
02:05Excuse me.
02:06So sorry, I, I didn't mean to frighten you.
02:11Oh, why do I always have this effect on people?
02:15Yeah, for openness, next time you shave, check yourself out.
02:19My sincere apologies.
02:21Oh, but my, my, you seem to be in such a, a tipper mood before we met.
02:27Oh yeah, that's because it's my birthday.
02:30Oh.
02:30Oh, I, I tell you how good I feel.
02:34Huh?
02:34Huh?
02:35I got it to him rather.
02:38Normally, I can't stand his face, but I even bought him a present.
02:41Oh.
02:42And I'm going to surprise him with it tonight.
02:45A surprise?
02:46Oh, I love surprises.
02:49Calm down, man.
02:50Oh.
02:51Yeah, me too.
02:52Listen, I gotta go.
02:53Because my buddy's probably got something planned for me, you know.
02:56Because I see you.
02:57Don't be strange.
02:59Oh, wait.
02:59Do you, do you know the way to the car, though?
03:03No.
03:04Oh, here he comes.
03:05Here he comes.
03:06Here comes Ronaldo.
03:08Hey, guys, guys, Ronaldo's coming.
03:10Come on, he's coming.
03:13Lads, stop.
03:15Will you get hold of yourselves?
03:19No, just try to relax, will you?
03:21Act casual.
03:27Gather around, amigos.
03:28The man with your supplies has arrived.
03:31Here.
03:32Sid the tailor said he won't have you a robe till next Thursday.
03:35He can't get the gravy stains out.
03:36What's this, then?
03:38The loner.
03:39Hey, Alan.
03:40Hoot the mute fixed your loot.
03:42And says it's a beaut.
03:43And that's the truth.
03:45Cute, cute.
03:46By the by, Ronaldo, did you remember my arrowheads?
03:51How could I forget you, Robin?
03:55Arrowheads.
03:55And I even got the size you wanted.
03:57Six and seven eights, huh?
04:00A buddy don't forget a buddy, right?
04:03That's right, Ronaldo.
04:04Okay.
04:06Okay.
04:07I did all my chores.
04:08That's it for me.
04:09Yeah.
04:10I don't forget nothing.
04:13So.
04:16Anybody forget anything?
04:21You know, like, uh, anything.
04:25I bet they didn't forget Bertram's birthday at the castle.
04:38Hey, what is this, a holiday?
04:40Come on, get busy.
04:41There's work to be done.
04:41Ronaldo, come on, pull this rope.
04:44I ain't pulling no rope.
04:45Hop to it, mister.
04:46Pull the rope.
04:52Happy birthday.
04:53Happy birthday.
04:55Happy birthday.
04:56Oh, man.
04:58I thought you guys forgot.
04:59Oh, man.
05:01Hey, does a buddy forget a buddy?
05:04Coming through the ride.
05:09Come on, now.
05:09Open up your presents.
05:10That's an order.
05:11Yeah.
05:17All the guys kind of kicked in and got you this.
05:20Oh, it's beautiful, and it's just my size.
05:33Loud.
05:36Ronaldo, here's a little something from Maid Marian and me to a really fine, merry man and a loyal friend.
05:42Thanks, Robin.
05:43Hey, the chief and his girl, give me this.
05:49Yeah, this is from the leader.
05:50Oh, wow.
06:02It's beautiful.
06:04And your autograph is on it.
06:06This is really going to be worth a lot of coins some day.
06:13It's your birthday, dear Ronaldo.
06:16Oh, no.
06:17It's your birthday, dear Ronaldo.
06:19It's your birthday, dear Ronaldo.
06:23We're glad you're still alive.
06:26One more time.
06:28It's your birthday, dear Bertram.
06:31It's your birthday, dear Bertram.
06:33It's your birthday, dear Bertram.
06:36We're glad you're still alive.
06:42Oh, Sheriff, I'm so touched.
06:47You did all this for me.
06:49It's nothing.
06:51Really nothing.
06:53Nothing.
06:53A man whose life is filled with dispensing injustice and cruelty takes time out to plan all this, and you say nothing.
07:03I'm so grateful.
07:05By the way, Prince John and Princess Isabel asked me to express their regrets.
07:10They wanted very much to be here, but something very urgent came up.
07:13They had to take a nap.
07:15Oh, I understand.
07:17Naps have a way of springing upon you when you least expect them.
07:21Come, Bertram, right this way.
07:24Your cake is waiting.
07:25A cake, too?
07:27Is there no end to my joy?
07:38It's divine.
07:40It was freshly stolen from a peasant's wedding.
07:44How thoughtful.
07:44Now, Bertram, it's time for the traditional Celtic candlelighting ceremony.
07:51Yes.
07:52You must see how many candles you can light without burning your fingers.
07:57Mm-hmm.
07:57Sir, that is my drink, not a finger bowl.
08:25Sorry.
08:25Bertram, may I present a very distinguished visitor.
08:31Hollingsworth, royal executioner to the crown.
08:37Executioner?
08:38Oh, yes.
08:39You might call me a real cut-up.
08:42How violently amusing.
08:47Just a moment, little fellow.
08:49Didn't we meet earlier today in the forest?
08:52In the forest?
08:53You probably met Rinaldo, my twin brother.
08:57Oh, so you're the twin brother.
08:59That explains the similarity.
09:01He's got a surprise for you.
09:09He does?
09:09Yes.
09:10What sort of surprise is it?
09:12If I told you now, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?
09:15Better to keep you on edge.
09:17Get it?
09:18Excuse me.
09:21Guards?
09:23Here comes the king.
09:53Here comes the king.
09:55It was tough to bake.
09:57Here comes the king.
09:59With your favorite frosting.
10:03Here's your cake, Rinaldo.
10:06Rinaldo!
10:07Hey, Rinaldo!
10:09Oh, wait a minute.
10:11I got it.
10:12It's a trick.
10:13He's playing a trick on us.
10:14Oh, for crying out loud.
10:15Well, little John, it's his birthday.
10:17Let him have his fun.
10:19That little rascal.
10:21I wonder what he's got up his jerkin'.
10:28Care to dance?
10:29I'd love to.
10:30Say, brother.
10:31Who do we see around here about getting our bread?
10:37From me.
10:38For several weeks of faithful service.
10:40But Sheriff, I've been with you for years.
10:42Exactly.
10:43Nevertheless, happy birthday.
10:44A thumb screw.
10:45And in gold.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:49What's the truth?
10:50I love to.
10:51I love to.
10:52And in gold.
10:53I love to.
10:54I love to.
10:55I love to.
10:57But, Sheriff, I've been with you for years.
11:00Exactly. Nevertheless, happy birthday.
11:09A fun screw.
11:12And in gold.
11:14Just what I've always wanted.
11:17Does it work?
11:19I don't know. Let us find out.
11:23Do I do hope it works?
11:25Oh, Sheriff.
11:30It's working.
11:33It's working.
11:36It's working!
11:39Mira! Mira, mis amigos!
11:44And now allow me to introduce myself.
11:47Renaldo.
11:49Of Sherwood Forrest.
11:51Hey, band leader.
11:52Band leader.
11:53You take requests?
11:54How about something up?
11:56Give me a beat like this.
12:03Sheriff, where my brother is smirking, Robin and his men must be lurking.
12:10Precisely.
12:12But do not arrest him yet.
12:17This must be part of a plot on Robin's part.
12:21And my part in the plot is to play the part as Robin's plotted it.
12:25But I will just plot the play so that my part makes his plot go to pot.
12:29So, Bertram alert the guards.
12:33Guard!
12:35Hey, Bertie.
12:37What is this thing?
12:38Happy birthday, brother.
12:39You smell of the forest.
12:40Hey, Bertie.
12:41What is this thing?
12:42Happy birthday, brother.
12:43You smell of the forest.
12:44Hey, they're playing my request.
12:45Later, man.
12:46Rinaldo, does Robin know you're here?
12:47No, Marion.
12:48Nobody knows I'm here.
12:49You're crazy.
12:51They'll capture you.
12:52I'll take the-
12:53There are two rooms.
12:54Oh, you're here.
12:55What is this thing?
12:56What is this thing?
12:57Happy birthday, brother?
12:58You smell of the forest.
12:59What is this thing?
13:00Happy birthday, brother.
13:01You smell of the forest.
13:02No, Marion, nobody knows I'm here!
13:04You're crazy!
13:06They'll capture you!
13:08And throw you in the dungeon!
13:10No! It's our birthday!
13:12I come as a friend, not an enemy!
13:14Look! I have no sword!
13:16I come in peace!
13:18Robin, if Ronaldo's playing a trick,
13:20he's losing his audience.
13:22Well, maybe something happened to him.
13:24Let's search this place.
13:26Let's go!
13:28Let's go!
13:30I'll start with the cake!
13:32Prior!
13:34Sheriff,
13:36the guards have checked the grounds a lot
13:38and said that Robin's plot is not.
13:40His plot is not?
13:42So,
13:44he came alone.
13:46Sentimental ninny.
13:48Oh, what a surprise
13:50I've got in store for him.
14:00You know, Sheriff,
14:02you move good for a big man.
14:08You're not so bad yourself.
14:10But unfortunately, we have to cut this dance short.
14:14You're under arrest.
14:16And the sentence is...
14:18The envelope, please.
14:20Death.
14:22Unfortunately, Ronaldo could not be here tonight.
14:24Except...
14:26Take him away!
14:28Hey, Bertram.
14:30Oh, we've got to stop meeting like this.
14:32What would the sheriff say?
14:34You...
14:35You...
14:36You idiot!
14:37You fool!
14:38How can you joke at a time like this?
14:40You're right.
14:41I shouldn't be joking.
14:42I shouldn't be joking.
14:43You're right.
14:44I shouldn't be joking.
14:45You're right.
14:46I shouldn't be joking.
14:48Do you know what I should be doing?
14:49What?
14:50This!
14:51I'm not...
14:52Hang me!
14:53You forest vermin!
14:55You're lucky you have these balls to protect you.
14:57I know what I'm gonna do.
14:58You're so proud of me.
14:59You're so proud of me, Bertram.
15:01We've got to stop meeting like this.
15:03What would the sheriff say?
15:05You...
15:06Oh, you idiot!
15:07You fool!
15:08How can you joke at a time like this?
15:10You're right.
15:11I shouldn't be joking.
15:12You know what I should be doing?
15:13What?
15:14This!
15:15I'm not...
15:16Hang me!
15:17I'd tear you from stem to gourd.
15:20Oh, forget it.
15:22I didn't come to fight anyway.
15:26I came because it was our birthday.
15:29And I felt a little love for my lousy brother.
15:33Love?
15:34Well, that's the difference between us.
15:37You are ruled by...
15:39And I am ruled by this.
15:43Your hat.
15:48Any luck, Friar?
15:49No, Robin.
15:50I checked his tent, his swimming hole.
15:52I even checked his special secret hiding place.
15:55But nobody knows where that is.
15:57He told me once, in confession.
16:01Which is where I haven't seen you in a month.
16:04Yeah, well, just for that, I'm not coming for another month.
16:06Listen, hoofbeats, maybe that's Ronaldo.
16:10No, it's only Marion.
16:11Oh, hi, Marion.
16:14Oh, Robin, I've been riding for over an hour.
16:16Did you happen to see Ronaldo?
16:18Yes.
16:19He's in the dungeon.
16:21He crashed Bertram's birthday party,
16:23and they're going to execute him at midnight.
16:25So that's it.
16:27Into the jaws of death to see a relative.
16:29Want to talk about a sentimental journey?
16:31Quickly, men.
16:32Round up.
16:32We've only got an hour.
16:33But you'll never make it in time.
16:35Of course we will.
16:36There's hardly any traffic on the road this time of night.
16:38We must save Ronaldo.
16:39Right.
16:40And after we save him, I'm going to wring his neck.
16:42Ronaldo, I would like to formally introduce you to Hollingsworth,
16:49your executioner for this enchanted evening.
16:53Hello, hello, my birthday boy.
16:56It's going to be such a pleasure working with you.
17:00Pleasure for you.
17:01For me, just a big pain in the neck.
17:03A pain in the neck?
17:04Oh, that's very good.
17:08Stupid fool.
17:09Always choking.
17:11Stand up.
17:12Can't you ever take life seriously?
17:14Fret not, Bertram.
17:16He will soon be coming to the end of his punchline.
17:19Yes.
17:20One swift motion of the axle.
17:22Get the job done.
17:24You see, it's all in the way the neck is placed.
17:26Rusty.
17:26Excuse me.
17:28The subject must be relaxed.
17:29Must be relaxed.
17:31I find that a humorous story works best for me.
17:34I can't believe this is happening to me.
17:40I have to pinch myself to see if I'm awake.
17:43I'm awake!
17:47Come, Hollingsworth.
17:49We have less than an hour to prepare.
17:50Just a sneak preview of what I'm going to look like in a little while.
18:03I didn't think it would look so gruesome.
18:06I'm hungry.
18:08You got anything to eat?
18:09Hungry?
18:09Oh, yes.
18:11Well, I suppose you are entitled to a last meal.
18:15That's right.
18:16And they can't kill me until I finish my last meal, right?
18:20That's right, brother.
18:22Then I would like to have a big bowl of broth and a fork.
18:34Hollingsworth, can we start down to the dungeon now?
18:37I guess so.
18:40I think, I think that Ethel is ready.
18:44And if she's not, regular is.
18:48Please.
18:50Here, hold still.
18:53Take this hand.
18:54Hold it between your fingers.
19:03Don't be a scurdy cat.
19:05Open your eyes.
19:07Trust me.
19:07Ah, and they said I'd never get ahead in this business.
19:28You mean that was you who hit me on the head with the rattle?
19:32Sure, I remember that.
19:34That was just before the gypsies told me away.
19:37Yes, um, I never did thank you for that.
19:43It could have been me.
19:45Hey, Bertie.
19:46You like the present I got you, huh?
19:49Present.
19:50Present.
19:51Actually, I, I didn't have time to open it.
19:55Oh.
19:56Uh, don't worry.
19:58I'll open it.
20:00After.
20:04Ah, if only I could do, twin.
20:07You know, double your pleasure, double your fun.
20:12Oh, ho, ho.
20:12That's them.
20:14They're here.
20:18Here.
20:20I won't be needing that.
20:22I won't have anything to hang it on.
20:23That was given to me by my mother.
20:29She was our mother.
20:33After you, Hollingsworth, terror before beauty.
20:38Hey.
20:38Oh, ho.
20:38Younger.
20:38Oh, ho.
20:40Hey, there's nothing.
20:42Hey.
20:42Hey.
20:42Hey.
20:47Hey.
20:53Hey.
20:53Oh, ho.
20:56Hey.
20:58Oh, ho.
20:59Hey.
21:00Hold me.
21:02Hey.
21:02Hey.
21:03Hey.
21:03ежде script
21:05Hey.
21:05Heya.
21:05Okay, Bertie, leave me alone.
21:14I want to be by myself.
21:21Uh, listen, I don't like to budge in on nobody.
21:27So, uh, I thought I would pray ahead for a reservation.
21:35Okay, I'm ready to meet my...
21:40It is a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.
21:48Quickly, hit me over the head with this and make it look real.
21:53Hey, man, I can't hit you, not now.
21:57On second thought.
22:03Happy birthday.
22:05Brother.
22:08Happy birthday to you, brother.
22:11Uh-huh.
22:33Too late.
22:33Too late.
22:42It's too late. I failed.
22:45But you tried, Robin. You tried.
22:48But to no avail.
22:51Poor Rinaldo. Gone.
22:55Yeah.
22:56And he was the best.
22:59And he was the brightest.
23:00But before the night is over, the sheriff will know my vengeance.
23:06Yeah.
23:07We'll storm the castle.
23:09Hey, wait a minute.
23:11That's dangerous. We could get killed.
23:13I don't care, Rinaldo. You...
23:14Rinaldo.
23:15Rinaldo.
23:18Uh-oh.
23:24Rinaldo.
23:27You made it.
23:28There's no use trying to kid you, folks.
23:30But this is a real tear.
23:33And it's not easy to make this guy cry.
23:36But after what we've just seen...
23:40You want to talk about your happy endings?
23:44He just snuck up on me, Sheriff.
23:55I don't know how.
23:57A little sneak snuck up and snicked me on the head.
24:00Never mind, Bertram.
24:02The damage is already done.
24:04I am so terribly sorry, Hollingsworth.
24:09But there will be no execution today.
24:12Oh, well.
24:13I don't mind, Sheriff.
24:15But Ethel will be so disappointed.
24:18So will Regula.
24:20You don't suppose?
24:22Not now, Hollingsworth.
24:27But the next time we capture Rinaldo, you will do...
24:32twins.
24:36Twins?
24:37Oh, did you hear that, Ethel?
24:39Oh, a doubleheader.
24:41Oh, if you need me this weekend, I'll be in Palm Springs.
24:45I desperately need some color.
24:46It's your birthday, dear Rinaldo.
24:49Oh, we're glad you're still alive.
24:53You're still alive.
24:57You're still alive.
25:19Oh, boy.
25:28Thank you, momma.
25:29I appreciate it.
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