Undead Unluck - Episode 2 (Eng Dub)
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00:00My unluck always gets people killed, so I felt like I didn't deserve to live, but I eventually met an undead who found me amusing.
00:19At first I hated it, but being with him helped me feel like I could keep living a little bit longer.
00:30At least that's what I thought.
00:33HOW THINGS WIND UP LIKE THIS?!
00:35Ha ha! If a kiss did that, then sex should make an even bigger stroke of unluck happen, like apocalyptic kind of stuff!
00:44I'm talking a massive stroke of unluck that completely overrides the basic rules about contact area and duration!
00:51While it's hot, let's jump butt-naked on this theory!
00:55He's the worst! It's like he only thinks of me as a tool for dying!
01:00What do I do? I need to get out of this situation somehow, or else... or else...
01:06My first time will be taken by this foul-mouthed jerk!
01:10I need to figure this out before he tries to make a move.
01:13All he cares about is tasting the best of what death has to offer!
01:17There has to be something!
01:22Oh! That's right! Likeability!
01:25Huh?
01:26The only people I've ever kissed are Mom, Dad, you, and Grandpa.
01:29And Grandpa had these freaky dentures that scared the crap out of me!
01:32Huh?
01:33At the time, all he got were sprained legs.
01:37He passed away three years later. Too much of a time lag for it to be my fault.
01:42My point is...
01:43The more I like a person, the bigger the unlucky event becomes.
01:46That's the key!
01:49So, if you try to force me into any sort of funny business right now...
01:53The end! Game over!
01:55I'd end up hating you forever!
01:57I mean it! Forever and ever!
01:59Are you really okay with that happening?
02:01It means you'd get crummy on luck and lose your shot at a proper death!
02:06You don't say. Pretty clear what the plan is then.
02:13Huh?
02:14Basically, I can't allow you to die until it happens.
02:18Huh? Till what happens?
02:20Follow me!
02:28Is this an... Armory?
02:30I've set up places like this all over the globe for whenever I run into those guys.
02:34Those guys?
02:35Those guys?
02:36Now, let's get crackin'.
02:38Huh?
02:43You're good to go!
02:44Bulletproof!
02:45Stab proof!
02:47And resistant to chemical weapons!
02:50What's with all this heavy armor?
02:52It's a countermeasure against those guys from yesterday.
02:55Ah, I see.
02:57Just who were those guys anyway?
03:01An organization that polices unidentified mysteries like ourselves.
03:05As far as they're concerned, we're the ones they gotta keep in check.
03:08The second group of them are sure to show up today.
03:11But... but we really thought to do them good yesterday, didn't we?
03:15I bet they're too freaked out to-
03:16Bad chance.
03:17They've got some reinforcements.
03:19Namely, folks like us.
03:20People who negate the basic rules of this world.
03:23They're known as negators.
03:24Uh...
03:26Yesterday, they saw our abilities in action.
03:28But theirs are unknown.
03:30We don't stand a chance.
03:31All we can do for now is run.
03:34Once 50 years ago, those negators caught me.
03:37And when they did, they really did a number on me.
03:3950?!
03:40Spent the next decade in lab.
03:41Poked and prodded my body to hell and back.
03:44What the?
03:45How old are you?
03:46It makes me wonder what they'd do to you if you got caught.
03:50There's no telling how many people would die just to confirm the rules of your luck.
03:54Maybe they'd cut your fingers off, just to see if they still work when detached.
03:59Get away!
04:01We gotta get out of here!
04:03Right now!
04:04Haha!
04:05Look at you, getting all terrified.
04:07Hurry up!
04:08It's time to kick off our road trip!
04:16If we're caught, we're done!
04:17There's no looking back!
04:19Uh...
04:21My eyes love have been relaxed this past year
04:35Let'sguiseoyo and beware of the plans
04:37You can't die again, but let's do it again!
04:39You gotta go.
04:40And He has runο lulls around the world
04:41Have you noticed that no one of us does2018
04:43Oh no, the time is pierced there.
04:46You can't feel anyudge.
04:47You can't see here.
04:48Lấu-O Nut Sedan hair are in punto.
04:50There are no hands like this,
04:54If you die, how do you do it?
05:07There's no one who's wrong with it,
05:09but it's too late for the past.
05:12If you don't have to give up,
05:14I'll give up if you don't forget.
05:16What can I do?
05:17Thank you very much.
05:47But... where are we going? Do you have somewhere in mind?
05:59What? Heck no! We're on the run! We'll just keep on running!
06:03Huh? That sounds like it's only a matter of time till we're caught!
06:06And I'm already a huge liability to you. If you get captured again like yesterday, then...
06:12Calm your little head. Until you'd fall for me and give me the biggest stroke of unluck you've got?
06:17Ain't no way I'm letting you die.
06:19Fall for you? You... you still haven't given up on all that?
06:23I appreciate your protection, but there's no way I'd fall for you!
06:27Nah, you will. After all, you're a big pushover.
06:29I am not a pushover! And quit rubbing my head! That's another thing I don't like about you!
06:35Huh?
06:38Here they come.
06:40Huh? What is that?
06:42It marks the spot where they warp in.
06:44Fifty years ago, when these guys came and nabbed me, I saw the same thing.
06:50Now hit the deck!
06:51It's... it's headed for us!
06:53Yeah.
06:57It's the Union!
06:58What in the...
07:09Andy! Are you...
07:12Hey? What?
07:16You're something, aren't you? Still rushing in to help, huh?
07:20Is it because you're like him?
07:21Who is this guy? An enemy?
07:24My legs! They won't move!
07:27I've nabbed this one.
07:29Then kill her. We capture undead and dispose of unluck, remember?
07:33Oh, what's the hurry? I want to chat her up a bit.
07:37How old are you? Interest? What's your ideal type?
07:40Who is this goofball?
07:42Flirtatious fool.
07:43Oh, nifty trick?
07:47Yeah! Go get him, Andy!
07:48Yeah, you're off!
07:51My...
07:52No way! Why do you suddenly stop goof?
07:56Sorry, but that wasn't me.
07:58No, for real. I swear it wasn't.
08:02My body won't budge.
08:05Specifically, my arms, legs, and torso.
08:11Andy!
08:12I can move now.
08:20So the reason my body froze up back there
08:22wasn't because I numbed my nerves and ruptured my muscles.
08:25This dude is...
08:27Andy!
08:28This is your guy! He's the movement stopper!
08:31He's the reason I can't move right now!
08:33You need to focus your attacks on him!
08:35You know you're moving your hands, don't you?
08:37I know! I'm talking about my legs!
08:39Ah, big difference.
08:41Both of these guys are external-targeting restrainer-type negators.
08:45They seem similar, but their ranges and abilities aren't.
08:49The big guy over here paralyzed my body.
08:51And the mop-top brat over there has your will, I take it.
08:55Though I don't know what exactly they're negating to pull this off.
09:00Wow. Guess you learned things living that long.
09:03But simply knowing that info doesn't mean a thing.
09:06That's why they put us up for the job.
09:08Guess I can move after I get hit!
09:15Now, I'll just get hit, fix myself, and slug ya!
09:18What an idiot.
09:19I'll just get hit!
09:20I'll just get hit!
09:20Yeah!
09:20I'll just get hit!
09:21I'll just get hit!
09:22I'll just get hit!
09:23Yeah!
09:24Yeah!
09:25Ah!
09:26Ah!
09:26Ah!
09:27Ah!
09:27Ah!
09:28Ah!
09:28Ah!
09:29Ah!
09:29Yikes!
09:30Not bad for someone who's still able to feel pain, though.
09:32What an outrageous way to fight.
09:34Hey, are we gonna get chased by people like you forever?
09:40Well, only if you manage to give us the slip.
09:45That meteorite yesterday didn't do you any favors.
09:48Because of that, your capture priority levels rose to 8 on a scale of 10.
09:53You were just a 5 when you were discovered.
09:55So, no matter how many hunters you avoid, there will always be other menacing people gunning for you.
10:01Menacing people, huh?
10:02Yep, negators just like you and me.
10:05My condolences.
10:06Like you and me?
10:08Huh?
10:09Wait!
10:10If we're the same, then why aren't you guys being hunted?
10:21Ooh, curious?
10:22Piqued her interest, have we?
10:24Hey, Shane!
10:25Lay off!
10:26Where's the harm?
10:27She has a right to know.
10:29There are 10.
10:3110 what?
10:32The Anti-Unidentified Phenomena Control Organization, the Union.
10:39Within the ranks of the Union, there's a special team made up of 10 negators.
10:44Once in, you're exempt from pursuit, on the condition that you commit to carrying out various missions assigned to you.
10:52You need to pass a few tests to get in, though.
10:54Uh, wait a sec.
10:55Wait a sec.
10:56So that means, if we become members, then they'll stop chasing us, right?
11:00Sorry, kid.
11:02All the seats are taken.
11:03I can't...
11:04I can't move.
11:05As long as there are no vacancies, the roster sees no additions or changes.
11:11Negators who aren't members are Yumas who throw the world into chaos.
11:14Chaos, they're monsters!
11:15They're monsters!
11:17Oh, I get it now!
11:20Instead of getting hunted, we just joined the hunting party!
11:25Totally sick!
11:26Let's do it!
11:27We'll bust up those two asses to make some space, and then we will be a part of that tent!
11:32Who knows what kind of stuff they'll have us do once we're in.
11:36But don't worry.
11:37So long as I'm around, letting you die ain't an option.
11:40Neither is handing you over to anyone else.
11:53Hey, they just had direct contact.
11:55Yeah, but only for a sec, so the un-luck won't be all that.
11:58Uh, listen up!
12:00I think a huge stroke of un-luck is headed this way!
12:04But it's not because I'm in love with you or anything!
12:09I only like you out of gratitude!
12:10Hey, retrieve her!
12:11Okay, I'm going.
12:12Doesn't look like it!
12:13Heh heh!
12:14Get out there!
12:15Hmmm, I'm not feeling it.
12:17I'm not feeling it.
12:18It's stalling!
12:19But, you know...
12:20Enough whining!
12:21Fine, whatever.
12:22It won't work!
12:23I won't fall in love with you!
12:25So don't get the wrong idea, okay?!
12:27Well, there you have it!
12:31And over your two seats!
12:33Huh!
12:34Unscathed, huh?
12:35That was close!
12:36Now then!
12:37Negators either negate their own rules or those of others.
12:40When you're fighting against external targeting negators, you gotta figure out exactly what they're negating as soon as you possibly can!
12:48When Jumbotron gets in an attack stance, he negates my movements.
12:49So maybe his power is...
12:50Unavoidable!
12:51But I ain't got enough intel on the brat!
12:52He was able to restrain the unluck kid!
12:53He was able to restrain the unluck kid without any kind of specific movement!
12:54Just what does this guy negate?
12:55What does this guy negate?
12:56No!
12:57No!
12:58No!
12:59No!
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13:47You
14:01What's all of this my fault too or just a coincidence
14:08That's a little late for you just look at this mess
14:12I'd be dead if you weren't for that crazy old crew suit
14:16Unless you can predict the outcome. It's not a weapon. It's a calamity. I'll dispose of her
14:23But first I should probably take care of you
14:27Undead
14:31Shane you all right I secured undead that just leaves killing unluck top that
14:37Can I give you a hand?
14:40Bloody more where that came from
14:42You see when I lose the body part
14:48Disappears after 30 seconds
14:50Or maybe I should say it lasts for 30 seconds
14:54Vaya con Dios unavoidable
14:56I
15:00Call it parts bullet I use my regenerative power to shoot my half-torn body parts like projectiles
15:08See you negate your opponent's ability to avoid every time you get into an attack stance
15:14Strictly speaking, you're only stopping your targets muscle movements while it's in effect
15:18Meaning you can't stop my regeneration
15:25You should have read up more on your own rules, bud
15:30Well, that's one down
15:32What was that weird sound just now?
15:35Hey, boy
15:37You're next pretty boy, huh? Are you serious? But your seats already secured weren't you listening before you're the one not listening I got to join, too
15:48So we need two seats
15:52You're a real gentleman. I see
15:54What is this guy negate?
15:56Yes, I'll have to die until I find out just like always
15:59I'll get that opening in his stance on the right side of his waist get him with the right kick
16:09My left leg ah
16:11things high
16:19Incredible mr. Andy that's many have laid a hand on me before what I do to spar against you on a regular basis
16:29He's clearly screwing with me
16:34Oh, you brought the sword, huh? Toss it this way
16:39Toss it already I
16:41May not know exactly what it is you negate your power is all about opposites
16:48You purposely tease a gap in your defenses and then defend the opposite side right goes to left left go down
16:55No, I'm sure but that's all there is to it, right?
16:59Oh
17:01What?
17:04What do you do when you're faced with an attack? You can't parry. I got you now
17:12It was only for a split second, but you hesitated to strike you weren't sure
17:20Even after living 200 years you still hesitate when it comes to killing, huh?
17:25Or maybe you didn't want miss unlucky to see you murder someone though. I doubt that you're that soft
17:33Now then all that's left
17:35I
17:43Won't reveal my rule to you, but you can't touch me or run away my power works on your deep psyche
17:48So it's no use trying to
17:50Um
17:52Why in the hell did you come over here?
17:54I'm so sorry I thought it was gonna work
17:56Now we're both in this union weirdos line of sight
17:58I swear I was only trying to help
18:00You gotta believe me
18:02Well, which one of you will be joining us
18:04That's a no-brainer she is
18:06You can ship me off to a lab for all I care
18:08You can't just decide that on your own
18:10They ran you ragged for ten years didn't they?
18:12Why would you voluntarily?
18:14You wouldn't last a day in that kind of place without losing your mind
18:17Maybe but
18:18No buts
18:20Hitting on a chick that ain't right in the head is back breaking work
18:23You can work
18:25This is fine
18:27Still going on about that?
18:29What if you never break free? What if you-
18:31Don't need to worry
18:33I'll slip out before you die
18:35Even if it kills me
18:37Even if you've become a wrinkled old hunchback
18:39I'll win your heart and give you a night to remember
18:44Understand? Now scram
18:46See you later
18:48Chudala
18:50Well, time to go miss unlucky
18:52Wait a sec
18:54Look away for ten minutes
18:55Huh?
18:56I can't
18:57You don't undo the restraint
18:58I don't care
18:59Just turn away
19:00We're about to do some
19:03Um
19:06Some totally x-rayed stuff
19:08Wait, why?
19:09Whoa, hold up
19:10I gotta get you to fall head over heels in love with me first
19:13No, shut up
19:15Because of this body
19:16I've never experienced even a hint of romance
19:19It's a romance
19:20So I don't know if I've fallen for you or not
19:22Either way
19:23No matter what the reason may be
19:25If there's someone
19:27Willing to fight till they're bloody for my pitiful sake
19:31I can't just abandon them without
19:33Giving up something
19:39We do this here and now
19:40I have no idea what to do
19:42But it just might provide you the unluck you need to die
19:48I'm sorry I can't do more to repay you
19:51Now that is some relationship
20:01Didn't you just meet yesterday?
20:03Stop laughing at me!
20:05Whew, okay sorry
20:07The two of you are tons of fun
20:09Splitting you up would be a big bummer
20:11Right, here's what we're gonna do
20:15Let's have you kill another one of our members
20:18If you do, I'll put in a good word for you both
20:23In three days on August 5th at Lake Baikal
20:26One member will be investigating a Yuma
20:29Kill that member and you're golden
20:32Look for a red necktie and an emblem
20:35Of course
20:36There will be people hunting you along the way
20:38Here's hoping you both arrive there in one piece
20:41Well, those are the terms
20:45See you in the round table room
20:52Huh?
20:54He...
20:55He spared us?
20:56Yeah, thanks to that deviant behavior of yours
20:58Deviant behavior?!
21:00I wasn't just...
21:03I wasn't playing around
21:07I ain't rotten enough to bang a chick
21:09Just cause she's desperate
21:12Don't pull that crap again
21:14Yeah...
21:15Won't happen again, sir
21:17Time's a-wasting
21:18Let's hit the road
21:20Wait... to Russia?
21:22But I don't have a passport or anything!
21:24Don't need one
21:25Public transportation's too dangerous
21:28We're gonna take my route
21:31First we move top speed to Niigata
21:33Next we hop on my boat and book it to the Russian port of Vladivostok
21:38Then we'll switch over to a jet plane and head to Irkutsk
21:42There I'll hire some of my old war buds for combat support
21:47Then we lie in wait for our target at the lake
21:50And off him!
21:52Russia... Vodka...
21:54How old are ya?
21:56I... I'm 18
21:57You're illegal there!
21:58When we're done, it's bottoms up!
22:05Sounds like a bit of fun?
22:07No no no no no all
22:11And now it's done waves
22:12When we look at her hands
22:16Decidive the cold
22:19Facebookotops'
22:20There will be a surprise
22:22What do we're searching for today?
22:24Don't let us see
22:26We're going to literally walk around
22:27The end of the stairs
22:28We are flipping nothing
22:29without making a difference
22:30And assuming
22:32We can vanish
23:34You
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