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00:00Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our heroes accidentally destroyed the world's biggest birdbath, causing birds to get dirty, which was bad.
00:14Meanwhile, Fearless Leader kidnapped three of the world's biggest pop stars and tried to take over the world with a musical alter ego of his own, Sassy Von Famous.
00:23But before his songs could brainwash millions of fans, Rocky and Bullwinkle destroyed his plan by becoming even bigger pop stars after Boris and Natasha hit them with bees.
00:33Which brings us to our next exciting episode, this one, where Rocky and Bullwinkle were about to discover how super famous they are.
00:41We're famous?
00:42Does this answer your question?
00:44There they are!
00:46Brian.
00:53Oh, thank goodness! You've got to help us!
01:07Hmm...
01:08These monks are now in the 11th year of their lifelong vow of silence.
01:19Oh, man! Rocky and Bullwinkle's lives will never be the same!
01:27Bullwinkle! What's happening?
01:30I'll tell you what's happening, buddy! We've got two tickets on the fame train! And we're heading straight to fame city, baby!
01:37Which we all know is the capital of fame-sachusetts. Or is it fame-sylvania?
01:42Anyway, roll the famous opening credits!
01:44It's time to rock and roll! Why don't you come along?
01:48Get ready for adventure! After this opening song!
01:54We are the best guys! We walk the bedwalk!
01:57And we're gonna beat Moose and Skittle!
01:59Heck, they're back there!
02:00We're finally gonna take over the world!
02:04We're gonna get famous! We gotta go! Come on!
02:07Now it's time to end this tornado! Send you up an entire sequence soon!
02:12Come on!
02:14We resume our story back in peaceful Frostbite Falls, where Rocky and Bullwinkle were enjoying a respite from their newfound fame!
02:21Lose short!
02:25Dear Rocky and Bullwinkle, OMG! You're like the coolest! Your posters are all over my room! Love, the President!
02:34Yeah, it's a pretty cool poster! But wait till he sees the new one! Call me!
02:41It's me! That poster is awesome!
02:44I know!
02:45You know, this fame train is pretty cush! But maybe we should ride it to Responsibilityville and use our star power to fix the bird bath!
02:54Ugh! What's the hurry, Rock? So, the birds have to wait a little longer for a bath! What's the worst that could happen?
03:01Okay, maybe we should get on that whole fixing the bird bath thing!
03:11How about we raise money with a Rocky and Bullwinkle fix the bird bath concert tour! Just imagine it in a thought bubble!
03:20Yeah! And we will rock so hard that we make a ton of money! Then, present our beloved Frostbite Falls with one of those awesome, enormous checks!
03:29And the birds will live happily and cleanly ever after!
03:34I'm in!
03:35Just promise me you won't be seduced by the trappings of fame causing an irreparable rift in our friendship!
03:42That would never happen because we're best friends forever!
03:46Hey! That sounds like a song that we can make up together!
03:51Like best friends!
03:53Oh! I got my best friend! And I got some sunglasses!
03:59And a snowboard with wheels!
04:01That's a skateboard!
04:03I got my best friend! And a pair of fun passes!
04:06To go to the zoo where they have laying eels!
04:09Ah! Those are called snakes!
04:10Oh! I got a lot of things! You know it's true!
04:14But the best thing I got is friendship!
04:17Cause I got a best friend like you!
04:20Oh man! That was horrible!
04:25It was a sweet song, but it doesn't rock at all!
04:31If we're gonna go on a gigantic birdbath saving concert tour, we're gonna need some new songs!
04:37And a totally rockin' backup album!
04:39And so, as Rocky and Bullwinkle prepared to find backing musicians, Fearless Leader was hitting a sour note!
04:46This is a disaster! No one got to hear my Sassy Von Famous Take of the World pop song because of Moose and Squirrel's goofy number one song!
04:55Where they get attacked by cheese!
04:58You mean Rocky and Bullwinkle? That totally hot Moose and Squirrel?
05:02Says here they're going on a huge tour!
05:05They're looking for a band!
05:07Can you let us out so we can, like, tour with them?
05:11Oh yeah!
05:12No!
05:13But I do know who can go on tour with them!
05:16Boris Natasha!
05:18Yes, Fearless Leader!
05:19Let me help you if we can!
05:21Yes, Fearless Leader!
05:22Now that was evil fun!
05:24You're going to use your spy and musical powers to become Moose and Squirrel's backup band!
05:30One, two, three!
05:34Everybody loves Moose and Squirrel!
05:36Which means people will do whatever Moose and Squirrel tell them!
05:39Which means...
05:41Lay down something evil!
05:44You're going to get Moose and Squirrel to sing evil songs written by me!
05:48Convincing their fans to steal money for me!
05:52Do awesome things for me!
05:54And take over the world for me!
05:56And take over the world for me!
05:58Now, lay down a fat bit that I can dance to!
06:01The Gads!
06:03Using music for evil purposes?
06:05What do they think this is?
06:06Karaoke?
06:07And so, Boris and Natasha headed to Frostbite Falls
06:10to try out for Rocky and Bullwinkle's totally awesome band!
06:14Whoa! Other music don't look pretty good!
06:19Don't worry, darling!
06:20We won't have any trouble taking out the competition!
06:28What do you mean?
06:30Whoa!
06:31Huh?
06:32Okay, people!
06:33Time to get these auditions started!
06:36Huh!
06:37I thought there'd be more people trying out!
06:39Oh!
06:40There were more people here, but they had to...
06:42Take off!
06:43Oh, yes!
06:44They had to take off in a hot air balloon!
06:47Um...
06:48I'm not familiar with that expression!
06:50Oh, it's an expression!
06:51But, say, you look kind of familiar!
06:52Perchance have we met somewhere before,
06:53like in a previous adventure or episode?
06:54Uh...
06:55No!
06:56Well, I'm convinced!
06:57Cool people with shoulder pads like that wouldn't lie!
06:58Okay!
06:59You've got the gig!
07:00Who told you!
07:01Look, I'm using a special cream for it!
07:02It means they're in the band, you idiot!
07:03Uh...
07:04I mean...
07:05See you at the show!
07:06Ahem!
07:07So...
07:08Is now the time to talk about what you're wearing?
07:09You mean this standard, totally cool rockstar gear?
07:11It's just my way of kicking off the Rocky and Bullwinkle...
07:13Fix the Birdmatch Tour!
07:14Oh!
07:15Oh!
07:16Oh!
07:17Oh!
07:18Oh!
07:19Oh!
07:20Oh!
07:21Oh!
07:22Oh!
07:23Oh!
07:24Oh!
07:25Oh!
07:26Oh!
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37And so, Rocky and Bullwinkle kicked off their tour in the rock and roll capital of the
07:41world, Cleveland!
07:42Rocky!
07:43Rocky!
07:44Rocky!
07:45Rocky!
07:46Rocky!
07:47Okay, let's go over tonight's set list.
07:50We're gonna open with the Bee Attack song and...
07:53arguing smokers, we only have one song!
07:55This is supposed to be a three-hour show with a double encore!
07:58I guess we'll just have to really stretch out the Bee song!
08:00Get ready, fellas!
08:02It's gonna be aćoooong night!
08:04Wait, we also have our best friendship song.
08:07Right, but that song stinks.
08:09Well, then what do we do?
08:10We can't be stung by bees for three hours and two encores.
08:13We may do songs at fast.
08:16We have some new songs you could sing.
08:18Trust your new backup band and sing these dope lyrics.
08:22Uh, some of these lyrics are a little strange.
08:26Relax, Rock. Words don't mean anything.
08:28I guess you're right.
08:30Because the important thing is that we raise money,
08:32get that giant check for the birdbath,
08:34and you promise to not get carried away
08:36with the trappings of fame and fortune.
08:39Right, as long as you promise
08:40to try and have a little fun on the fame train.
08:47Rock and roll with a rock and roll.
08:51I look... good.
08:58Hello, Seattle!
09:02I mean, Cleveland!
09:06And the one, and the two!
09:08And the one, two, three!
09:12There's nothing sweeter than obeying a leader
09:16who is fearless and who is bold.
09:20So listen to our music and the words that we're singing
09:24and you just...
09:26but you are told.
09:27Hey, you, you're a cool dude.
09:30We'll make you all right now!
09:34Hey, you, you're a cool dude.
09:36Get the money to the chicken!
09:40You hear that?
09:41They love us!
09:43And they love the new song!
09:45Hopefully they'll love your other lyrics even more!
09:47Oh, they will!
09:49Yes!
09:50Something tells me your music will soon!
09:52Take off the world!
09:54No, no!
09:57Will our heroes unwittingly get their fans
09:59to follow Fearless Leader,
10:01allowing him to take over the world?
10:03Yes!
10:05Or will Rocky and Bullwinkle realize
10:06how dangerous their songs are
10:08to their crazed fans and stop them?
10:10What?
10:10I can't hear you over our crazed fans!
10:14And will all this fame go to someone's head,
10:17causing him to lose sight of what really matters?
10:19I told Rocky that's not going to happen to me!
10:21You were there!
10:22No, I wasn't talking about you!
10:28Climb!
10:28Climb!
10:31Big dream!
10:33Huh.
10:34Oh, boy.
10:35Find out what happens next after this short break!
10:38And now, here's the maestro of music,
10:43Mr. Know-It-All!
10:46If you want to be a big famous rock star like me,
10:49follow these three simple steps.
10:51Practice, practice, practice!
10:55Next, you gotta give him a show!
10:59Uh...
10:59And then you need a cool posse
11:01to laugh at everything you say!
11:05And nothing's cooler than penguins!
11:08Am I right?
11:11And lastly, you need a super-stretch limo
11:13that says,
11:14hey, you're a rock star!
11:16You deserve this!
11:20Roll out, penguin posse!
11:23Later, No-No!
11:27What just happened?
11:28I'll tell you what happened.
11:29You got iced, bro!
11:31And it's time to go back to the show!
11:34Where our next stop on the Fix the Bird Bath Tour
11:36was South Dakota,
11:37which, yes, looked a lot like Cleveland.
11:39And inside, we find Rocky and Bullwinkle
11:42in their dressing room.
11:43Except there's no Rocky.
11:46Don't know where Rocky is.
11:49Didn't see him all last night.
11:53Oh, wait, there he is.
11:55What's up, Winkle?
12:00You ready to rock this Dakota?
12:02Let's!
12:03You've changed, Rocky.
12:08Have I?
12:09We have a show, you know,
12:11to raise money for the Bird Bath,
12:13and we're not prepared at all!
12:14The show's in one hour!
12:18Which means we've got 59 minutes to party!
12:23Noodle Lab, party!
12:25Okay, this is a pretty good party,
12:38so I'm gonna dance.
12:39But I want you to know I'm still concerned.
12:41Uh-huh, that's it.
12:43As Rocky and Bullwinkle,
12:45mostly Rocky,
12:45were partying in the dressing room,
12:47Fearless Leader was having a celebration of his own.
12:50Ah!
12:52My rubber bank song worked perfectly!
12:55Um, does that mean we could, like, go?
12:58Yeah, my phone's at, like, 12%.
13:00Silence!
13:02What it means is
13:04it's time to kick things up a notch!
13:07Put me down!
13:09Boris! Natasha!
13:10Yes, Fearless Leader!
13:11I just sent you the new lyrics
13:13for my next
13:14Get Loyal and Crazed fans
13:15to do stuff for me song!
13:17Wait!
13:18There is no attachment, Fearless Leader!
13:20What?
13:20I sent him with a message!
13:22No, he's not here.
13:24Of course I clicked
13:25a little paperclip thingy.
13:27Check again!
13:28Yeah, still not here.
13:36That's exactly what I did!
13:37I'm telling you!
13:38Got it!
13:39And may I say,
13:40this song is going to be
13:42monumental!
13:46Monuments need a change
13:47So grab new faces
13:48on my brush floor, baby!
13:51Monuments need a change
13:52So make all the faces look like
13:54this guy here!
14:00And now that you're back,
14:01it's the end of this song!
14:03And so, as Bullwinkle felt a little left behind,
14:18the Fix the Birdbath Tour continued forward
14:20with new songs to continue Fearless Leaders,
14:23fearless fan-following in his diabolical,
14:25yet catchy, efforts to take over the world!
14:27Fly a monocle!
14:29Put it in your eye!
14:31Fly a monocle!
14:33Look like a fearless guy!
14:34Are you ready?
14:35Are you ready?
14:36Are you ready?
14:37Are you ready?
14:38Are you ready?
14:40Are you ready?
14:41Are you ready?
14:41You're ready!
14:42You're gonna make me laugh
14:42like an evil Wen!
14:45Ah!
14:46Abby!
14:47Oh, baby baby,
14:49name your baby
14:49Fearless Leader!
14:51Oh, baby baby,
14:52name your baby
14:52Fearless Leader!
14:54I named my baby
14:55Fearless Leader!
14:56I named my baby
14:58Fearless Leader!
14:59I couldn't find a baby,
15:01but I named this cat
15:02Fearless Leader!
15:04Ew!
15:04YOU WANT THEM TO BE COOL
15:08HA HA HA HA!
15:09IT'S WORKING, EVIL TICKEN!
15:13AND THEIR NEXT CONCERT, IN LOS ANGLES,
15:16WILL BE THE BEST OF ALL!
15:19BECAUSE I'VE ARRANGED FOR IT TO BE STREAMED
15:21LIVE ALL OVER THE WORLD!
15:24AND THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THIS!
15:26I CALL IT, OBEY FEARLESS LEADER YEAH YEAH YEAH!
15:31IT IS A GOOD TITLE!
15:33AND ONCE EVERYONE HEARS IT, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FOLLOW ME!
15:36JUST IMAGINE IT, IN A THIRT BUBBLE, EVIL CHICKEN!
15:40ONE BY ONE, MY FEARLESS FLAG WILL FLY!
15:44UNTIL MY FEARLESS FLAG IS THE ONLY FLAG FEARLESSLY FLYING ALL OVER THE WORLD!
15:50FLAG!
15:52FEARLESS FEAR!
15:54FEARLESS FEAR!
15:55HA HA HA HA HA!
15:56POWER! POWER! POWER! POWER!
15:59WHEN MOUS AND SQUIRREL SING THE LINE, FOLLOW FEARLESS LEADER YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU GOTTA DO IT NOW!
16:06ON THE DO IT NOW PART OF THE SONG, EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN JUST LIKE IT DID IN THAT AMAZING FART BUBBLE!
16:12OH, LET'S IMAGINE IT ONE MORE TIME!
16:14FEARLESS LEADER! FEARLESS LEADER! FEARLESS LEADER!
16:19THEN THAT NEXT NIGHT AT THE LIVE STREAMING CONCERT FROM LOS ANGELES!
16:23OH COME ON GUYS, HELP ME OUT! THAT'S CLEARLY NOT LOS ANGELES!
16:27THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
16:30BUT NOT LIKING IT WAS BULLWINKLE, WHO WAS GOING OVER THE NEW SONG FOR TONIGHT'S ALL-OVER-THE-WORLD LIVE STREAMING CONCERT!
16:36FOLLOW FEARLESS LEADER YEAH YEAH YEAH YOU GOTTA DO IT NOW?
16:45YO, B-DUB! THAT FROWN'S HARSH IN MY FLOW YO!
16:48UH, SHOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT THESE NEW SONG Lyrics ABOUT FEARLESS LEADER?
16:52BECAUSE THEY KIND OF REMIND ME OF THAT EVIL GUY. FEARLESS LEADER.
16:56WE'RE FAMOUS! ALL WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS ROCKING OUT AND BLOWING UP!
17:01BLA-HA!
17:03FAME REALLY HAS CHANGED YOU, RUCKY.
17:06THIS USED TO BE ABOUT FIXING THE BIRD BATH AND FRIENDSHIP POSTERS.
17:10NAH, DOG! I'M STILL ALL ABOUT THAT.
17:12AND I'LL STILL BE ALL ABOUT THAT ON THE NEXT LEG OF OUR TOUR!
17:16NEXT LEG OF OUR TOUR?
17:17BUT TONIGHT'S THE LAST SHOW OF OUR FIX THE BIRD BATH WORLD TOUR!
17:21NO! IT'S THE FIRST SHOW OF THE ROCKY AND BOWLWINKLE NEVER ENDING TOUR!
17:26NEVER ENDING? THAT MEANS WE FIX THE BIRD DEATH... NEVER!
17:30WE'VE GOT TWO TICKETS ON THE FAME TRAIN!
17:32AND WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT TO FAME CITY!
17:35AND ALSO 30,000 OTHER CITIES!
17:40I'M SORRY, ROCK.
17:41I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET OFF THE FAME TRAIN AND GET ON THE PLANE TRAIN.
17:45BACK TO FROSTBITE FALLS.
17:47WHAT?
17:48AND I'M TAKING THE BEST FRIEND POSTER AND MY GUITAR WITH ME!
17:53OKAY, WELL I'M TAKING A POSTER!
17:55COME ON, B! WE CAN'T STOP NOW!
17:57YES, WE CAN!
17:59NO, WE CAN'T!
18:05SEE YOU AROUND, ROCK!
18:14ROCK BABY!
18:16ROCK BABY!
18:17I FORGET ABOUT MOUS!
18:19IT'S SQUIRREL THEY WANT!
18:22YES, IT'S YOU THEY WANT!
18:24TO SING THESE LYRICS!
18:25FOLLOW FEARLESS LEADER!
18:27YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
18:28YOU GOT TO DO IT NOW!
18:29YEAH, AND REALLY DO IT NOW FOR THE LOVING!
18:33BUT AS ROCKY READ THE MOST DANGEROUS LYRICS IN THE WORLD,
18:36HE REALIZED IT WAS FRIENDSHIP AND NOT FAME THAT MATTERED MOST!
18:40LET'S ROCK THIS TURN!
18:42WOAH, I WAS WAY OFF!
18:44OH, YEAH!
18:46AND WITH A WORLDWIDE LIVE SCREENING CONCERT ONLY SECONDS AWAY,
18:50IT SEEMS FEARLESS LEADER'S PLAN WAS UNSTOPPABLE!
18:53HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
18:55YES!
18:56LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
18:58MAKING THIS FIRST SOLO APPEAR AT...
19:00JUST ROCKY!
19:06HILLOW ARTS!
19:13OFE FEARLESS LEADER, HE'S A SUPER COOL GUY!
19:16OFE FEARLESS LEADER, LET YOUR FEARLESS FLAG FLY!
19:20LOOK FOR IT, IT'S WORKING!
19:22AS ROCKY SANG, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
19:25BEGAN TO FLY THEIR FEARLESS FLAGS!
19:27OBEY FEARLESS LEADER, DROP YOUR QUEENER AND KING!
19:30OBEY FEARLESS LEADER, NOW GET READY TO SING!
19:33YES, YES!
19:35HE'S ABOUT TO SING THE DO IT NOW POTS,
19:38AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!
19:40BUT AS ROCKY FOUND HIMSELF SINGING WITHOUT HIS BESTEST BUDDY,
19:44HE REALIZED THAT SINGING SOLO WAS MAKING HIM FEEL SO LOW!
19:48YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
19:50YOU GOTTA DO IT!
19:51STAY IT!
19:52COME ON!
19:53GOTTA DO IT!
19:54NOW!
19:55SAY THE WORLD NOW!
19:57OOOOOO!
19:59NO!
20:00I CAN'T DO THIS!
20:03OOOOOO!
20:05THIS ISN'T ME!
20:07THIS CRAZY OUTFIT, THIS TALE, AND THIS TOUR ISN'T ABOUT FORTUNES, FAME, OR PENGWIN POSSES!
20:14NOT NOW, GUYS!
20:16THIS IS ABOUT A BIRD BATH, AND A TOWN CALLED FROSTBITE FALLS, AND IT'S ABOUT FRIENSHIP!
20:24THIS IS A SONG I WROTE WITH MY BEST FRIEND, AND I WISH HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW!
20:31OH, I GOT MY BEST FRIEND, AND I GOT SOME SUNGLASSES!
20:36WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
20:38WE NEED TO SING FEARLESS LEADERS SONG!
20:40I JUST GO WHERE THE MUSIC TAKES ME, MAN!
20:42YOU IDIOT!
20:43I GOT MY BEST FRIEND, AND A PAIR OF FUN PASSES, TO THE ZOO, TO SEE SOME LADYLES!
20:53AND SO ARE YOU, BEST FRIEND!
20:58OH, WE GOT A LOT OF THINGS, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, BUT THE BEST THING WE GOT IS FRIENDSHIP!
21:04Cause I've got a best friend like you!
21:15Let's go home, buddy!
21:17Thank you! That's our show!
21:20Inspired by their song, fans all over the world stopped obeying Fearless Leader,
21:24threw away their monocles and flags, and gave their babies and pets normal names
21:29like Howie, Greta, and Mr. Whiskers.
21:31No, no, no! Not again!
21:36My evil plans are ruined!
21:40Ah!
21:42Having once again saved the world by accident, Rocky and Bullwinkle got their giant check
21:47and were ready to return to Frostbite Falls to save the birdbath.
21:51Yes, it seemed things were looking up for our heroes.
21:55Yeah!
21:57Thank you! Thank you!
21:59Why don't...
22:00This can't be good!
22:03Jump a Jehoshaphat!
22:04What is this mysterious blimp which has kidnapped our heroes and our villains?
22:09Will Rocky and Bullwinkle ever get back to Frostbite Falls to fix that giant birdbath?
22:14Will Fearless Leader make a comeback or will he remain a no-hit blunder?
22:18What?!
22:19What's the deal with that blimp?
22:20And what about those dirty birds?
22:22Ah! There they are!
22:24Find out what happens next in Dirty Birdie is the Wordie or Diary of a Blimpy Kid!
22:30The Dirty Birdie is a Fire who may be feeding us?
22:33We are going to buy a ladder.
22:34Let's do it here.
22:36It might be helpful for you to try to hit the birdie and we have to walk away from the limpy kids.
22:38Let's do it.
22:39Do it.
22:39It isn't a good thing!
22:41We're going to buy a farm back.
22:42What are you doing?
22:43Let's do it.
22:44Let's get to it.
22:45Let's get to it!
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