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00:00The following program contains strong language and adult humor.
00:12Tonight, we have got the most frightening, terrifying game that we've ever had on a league of our own.
00:18Oh my God.
00:22Is it weird that I've got anxiety just looking at it?
00:27Chatty man is speechless.
00:30That is high.
00:34I think they're going to find it horrifying, which I'm going to say I'm delighted about.
00:39Just going to have a quick word with me agent.
00:41Hello and welcome to A League of Their Own.
00:49I'm Ramesh Ranganathan and tonight we are celebrating the Olympics.
01:05Let's meet the teams.
01:06On the Reds, joining Jamie Redknapp, if being a national treasure with a funny voice was an Olympic event, he'd win gold.
01:12It's Alan Carr!
01:14Yeah!
01:15Yeah!
01:16Yeah!
01:17And on the blue team, as always, Jill Star and Michael Ritchie!
01:22And completing tonight's line-up, we have not one but two sporting superstars.
01:32She's a gold medal winning 800 metre runner who shot to fame at last summer's Olympics.
01:37He's a double gold medal winning tennis player who has now retired, so hasn't got anything better to do than be here tonight is Keeley Hodgkinson and Sir Andy Murray!
01:45Keeley Hodgkinson and Andy Murray!
02:03Woo!
02:04Here we go!
02:05Wow!
02:06Yes!
02:07Huh?
02:08Woo!
02:09Huh?
02:10Keeley!
02:11Oh, my goodness.
02:12You stepped it up, Ramesh.
02:13Oh, mate.
02:14Good, huh?
02:16Relax.
02:17LAUGHTER
02:18Keeley, welcome to the show.
02:20Every Olympics delivers a new hero, and you are the latest and greatest.
02:24How did you celebrate winning gold?
02:26Well, I celebrated out with my family in some bar in Paris somewhere.
02:31Everyone was having a great time, the drinks were in, and, yeah, we were celebrating a really successful Olympics.
02:37Did it get wild?
02:38Did it get wild?
02:39Yeah.
02:40It did.
02:41Yeah?
02:42How wild?
02:43Sorry, that sounded a bit creepy.
02:44Did it get proper wild, though?
02:45It did.
02:46Well, you know, athletes are allowed to drink every now and then.
02:47Yeah, I wasn't certain.
02:48I'm not from the committee.
02:49It's not, um...
02:50It was good.
02:51I had all my family under one roof, and my siblings are older now, so they can all drink,
02:55and they can all have a good time and celebrate together, so it's great.
02:57How smashed we're talking?
02:58Absolutely fucked.
02:59That's what we wanted to do here.
03:00I'll ask the questions, Rob.
03:01I mean, that's classic British, isn't it?
03:02Applauding.
03:03Can I just say, on behalf of Sky, drinking should be done responsibly.
03:04Please ignore the audience here.
03:05Obviously a bunch of savages.
03:06Sir Andy Murray.
03:07Hello.
03:08Welcome back to the show.
03:09A little stare-off there.
03:10You ain't beating him in a stare-off.
03:11Trust me.
03:12Yeah.
03:13How are you?
03:14Good.
03:15How are you?
03:16It's good to see you again.
03:18We're sort of like mates, aren't we?
03:19Mm-mm.
03:20Mm-mm.
03:21Can I just say, on behalf of Sky, drinking should be done responsibly.
03:24Please ignore the audience here.
03:25Obviously a bunch of savages.
03:26Sir Andy Murray.
03:27Hello.
03:28Welcome back to the show.
03:29APPLAUSE
03:30A little stare-off there.
03:31You ain't beating him in a stare-off.
03:32Trust me.
03:33How are you?
03:34Good.
03:35How are you?
03:36It's good to see you again.
03:38We're sort of like mates, aren't we?
03:39Mm-mm.
03:40Kind of.
03:43What's the biggest you've got celebrating a win?
03:46After I won Wimbledon in 2016, I went big.
03:52How big are you talking?
03:54It was big enough that I threw up in the taxi on the way home.
03:59Yes.
04:00Of course.
04:01Of course.
04:02Yes.
04:03I actually threw up once in a taxi, but it's because of the driver's views on immigration.
04:09As you can see, the show is packed with Olympians, and we actually have a clip of Andy rating some of his fellow Team GB athletes.
04:24Have a look at this.
04:25I need you to stay silent until you hear a better Olympian than Andy Murray.
04:30Eddie the Eagle.
04:32Paula Radcliffe.
04:34Mika Richards.
04:37APPLAUSE
04:42Oh!
04:44Um, Andy, what was it in particular about the mentioning of Mika Richards' name that made you laugh like that?
04:52Well, obviously, Eddie the Eagle had come up.
04:54Yeah.
04:55And he was obviously...
04:56You didn't laugh at him, though.
04:57No, I didn't laugh at him.
04:58But he did make the Olympics, and Mika's, obviously, I mean, a reserve right back for Man City, so...
05:04LAUGHTER
05:09I forget you were in the Olympics.
05:10Of course, I was in the Olympics.
05:122012.
05:13Who was in your team?
05:14Aaron Ramsey.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Craig Bellamy.
05:17Craig Bellamy.
05:18Ryan Giggs.
05:19So, there were good players in the Olympics.
05:21LAUGHTER
05:23Ryan Giggs in the Olympic Village.
05:25LAUGHTER
05:26No wonder we've not had the football since.
05:28LAUGHTER
05:29That joke's got to go to the lawyers.
05:32Uh, red seat.
05:33LAUGHTER
05:34Take a look at this.
05:35MUSIC
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05:4212.
05:43What a swim that was.
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05:47What a run from Alex Yee!
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05:59MUSIC
06:00MUSIC
06:01So there you saw a quickvic con bean.
06:04Let it rip Alex Yee and please don't slip of any page.
06:06All 3 are Olympic champions, but as well as winning gold,
06:09which one of them sleeps with their partner's teddy?
06:12Who's dream was to be the best mathematician in the world,
06:14and who did a dissertation about dinosaur noises?
06:17I can tell you that the athlete in question sleeps with the teddy bear
06:20before they compete.
06:21Keeley, do you have any unusual rituals like that before a race?
06:24Erm, I love the process of getting glam.
06:27I love to do my hair and my make up.
06:29What's the thinking beyond that?
06:30What's the thing to be on that?
06:31Well, if you want the psychology behind it,
06:33I go off, look good, feel good, do good.
06:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:37Good.
06:39I actually go for a similar thing.
06:42It's called look shit, feel shit, cry in the mirror.
06:45Can I ask Keely a question? Of course.
06:47Yes, of course you can, Al. Did you meet Snoop?
06:50No. Every time I watched the Olympics, he was there,
06:53I was like, where's Wally? Weren't he?
06:54Kept popping up everywhere.
06:56And then I felt sorry, you know, with the opening ceremony
06:58when it started raining, I felt sorry for Snoop.
07:00I was like, how's he going to light that spliff with this going on?
07:04I can't deal with all this drizzle.
07:06LAUGHTER
07:09I've been here all night.
07:11Um...
07:13Jamie, this question's all about Team GB Olympians.
07:15You're the only athlete on the show tonight
07:18not to have competed at the Games.
07:20LAUGHTER
07:22How...
07:24How does it feel to have more in common with me and Alan
07:26rather than the rest of the panel?
07:28LAUGHTER
07:30Wow.
07:32APPLAUSE
07:34Jill, what did Jamie miss out on by not competing at the Olympics?
07:39Ooh, loads of things, really.
07:42Um, a decent shoe contract.
07:45LAUGHTER
07:47Well, he ended up with sketches.
07:49LAUGHTER
07:51Wow.
07:53I was just saying, I'm going to ignore that, Alan.
07:55Yeah, just ignore it.
07:56I'm going to ignore that.
07:57Air cold memory foam.
07:58LAUGHTER
07:59What's the slogan, Jay? Go on.
08:01Why use your hands when you can just slip it in?
08:03LAUGHTER
08:05APPLAUSE
08:07I can't believe that gets a clap.
08:10I know.
08:11Now, Alan, so with Olympic gold,
08:13you have to be the very best at something.
08:15What would you be the very best at?
08:17Very best at day drinking, love that, shoplifting.
08:21LAUGHTER
08:22Shoplifting!
08:23Yes!
08:24APPLAUSE
08:25Five-finger discount, lovely.
08:27What is this crowd?
08:29LAUGHTER
08:30They're scum, they're like me, yeah!
08:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:35Scum!
08:36You know what?
08:37Now, I'm really good at solving problems.
08:40I used to work in a call centre for lost and stolen cards,
08:44so I used to be there with me Alan Carr, lost and stolen, like that.
08:49Wow!
08:50Oh, can we just sort of see how that...
08:52If Jay pretends to phone you up,
08:54could we just do a little role-play now?
08:55I know him, though.
08:56Do you know him?
08:57No, you're not phoning a mate.
08:58He...he...he...he works at the place.
09:01You want me to ring him, but I don't know he's there.
09:04Yeah, obviously, yeah.
09:06I'll do that.
09:07Yeah, and it's not, by the way, just forget,
09:09it's not Alan Carr, this is before Al was...
09:11Before he was successful.
09:12You see, I'm in the call centre.
09:14Yeah.
09:15OK.
09:16I've got...just put me hints...
09:17I've got to clear my mind, cos I want to make sure I do it.
09:18Well, I think you've done that.
09:22I don't think that's an issue.
09:23If anything, the issue's putting something in it.
09:25OK.
09:26LAUGHTER
09:28What are you doing?
09:30I'm ringing him.
09:32Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!
09:34Stop it, I don't want to know you.
09:36Are you actually ringing him?
09:37No.
09:38OK, so you're pretending.
09:39I role-play, you're going to do it, let's do it right.
09:40Yeah, OK, fine.
09:41Hello.
09:42Lost and stolen, how can I help you?
09:44Excuse me, madam, I wonder if you can help me.
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47APPLAUSE
09:52I am...
09:53LAUGHTER
09:54Wow.
09:55LAUGHTER
09:56Wow.
09:57LAUGHTER
09:58Isn't it fun, misgendering?
10:00Any funny?
10:01LAUGHTER
10:02I apologise.
10:03When you can help me, I've lost my credit card.
10:05What's your name, love?
10:06It's Jamie Redknapp.
10:08OK, I'm just going to put your name in, and let's have a look at your card.
10:11Oh, yeah.
10:12There's been some transactions on it.
10:13Yeah.
10:14A lot of them in Turkey.
10:16LAUGHTER
10:18LAUGHTER
10:23Veneers, Botox...
10:24LAUGHTER
10:26Penile reconstruction...
10:27LAUGHTER
10:28LAUGHTER
10:29Well, it actually wasn't Botox, it was Salmon Sperm.
10:31It was something else.
10:32It's this new thing.
10:33Salmon Sperm?
10:34LAUGHTER
10:35It's a new trend.
10:36You should, yeah.
10:37How do you wank off a fish?
10:39LAUGHTER
10:40But, and the teeth, I don't know if you've got nice teeth,
10:42but I certainly recommend that guy.
10:44He was amazing.
10:45LAUGHTER
10:46I'm terminating this call.
10:49LAUGHTER
10:50Give it up for Alan Carr and Jamie Redknapp.
10:52LAUGHTER
10:53LAUGHTER
10:54That was good, man.
10:55APPLAUSE
10:56Jay, what's the thing with Salmon Sperm?
10:58It's a new little treatment.
10:59It's like, just to put a little bit in, it just smooths you over, yeah.
11:02So, have you been doing it?
11:03I've had a little go.
11:04Yeah?
11:05It looks good, though.
11:06I've never actually had sperm on my face, so I might try it.
11:09LAUGHTER
11:12APPLAUSE
11:15Now, Andy, you're going to obviously have a lot more time
11:17to indulge your passions away from the court now you're retired.
11:20Do you think you'll be doing any more rapping?
11:23LAUGHTER
11:24And the reason I ask is I'm about to play for you
11:26Andy Murray, Spittin' Some Bars.
11:28Have a listen to this.
11:30MUSIC PLAYS
11:31DURING LUMBLEDURN
11:32It really gets crazy
11:33My hand cramps up
11:34And my mind gets hazy
11:36A silent sign
11:37But the line doesn't end
11:38Wake me up tomorrow
11:39Let's do it again
11:41MUSIC PLAYS
11:44Um, what the fuck was that?
11:47LAUGHTER
11:48A couple of tennis players, doubles players, um, they...
11:53They play music and they were doing an album...
11:56Yeah.
11:57..for charity.
11:58OK.
11:59And they asked me to get involved in it.
12:00Yeah.
12:01And that's what happened.
12:02And what charity was it?
12:03We should probably give them a shout-out
12:04because they're probably struggling after that.
12:06LAUGHTER
12:07I don't know.
12:08I was doing it for them.
12:09Yeah.
12:10They asked me, said they were doing it for charity,
12:11but maybe it was just a stitch-up.
12:13LAUGHTER
12:14You're a hip-hop guy, Ron.
12:15What do you think?
12:16What?
12:17Listen, I respect you, but it was shit, wasn't it?
12:19LAUGHTER
12:20Like proper shit.
12:21Do you remember the lyrics when you do it now?
12:22Oh, I can play it for you.
12:23It really gets crazy.
12:25My hand cramps up...
12:26Yes!
12:27..and mine gets hazy.
12:28Who?
12:29Sign and sign, but the line doesn't end.
12:31Wake me up tomorrow, let's do it again.
12:33LAUGHTER
12:34Yeah!
12:35CHEERING
12:36CHEERING
12:37It's all right?
12:38Whoo!
12:39Oh, Nancy!
12:40Yeah, it's good.
12:41Yeah, I mean, they applauded because you stopped rapping.
12:43LAUGHTER
12:45OK, red team, back to the question.
12:48Who sleeps with their partners, Teddy?
12:50Who wanted to be the best mathematician in the world?
12:52Who's our dinosaur noise expert?
12:54I'll play some thinking music.
12:56MUSIC
12:57It really gets crazy.
12:59My hand cramps up, and my mind gets hazy.
13:02I sign and sign, but the line doesn't end.
13:04Wake me up tomorrow, let's do it again.
13:07Oh, my God!
13:08Oh, my God!
13:09Oh, my God!
13:10Well, what have you gone for, Joe?
13:12Briony is with the calculator,
13:15and Yee with the teddy bear.
13:18Yeah.
13:19And Tom Dee with the dinosaur noise.
13:21OK, well, I can tell you that Alex Yee
13:24sleeps with his girlfriend's teddy.
13:26Yes.
13:27Tom Dean wants to be the best mathematician in the world.
13:29Argh!
13:30I had no idea that he was Asian.
13:31And Briony Page did a dissertation about dinosaur noises.
13:35Red team, you scored one point!
13:37APPLAUSE
13:38Clearly.
13:39We don't win anyway.
13:40APPLAUSE
13:41OK, now, as we have Olympic royalty on the show,
13:44we wanted to run a statistic past you.
13:47A staggering...
13:48This is incredible, by the way.
13:49A staggering 27% of Brits believe they could qualify
13:53for the next Olympics if they put a bit of effort in.
13:56What?!
13:57That rises to 70% if you ask at Wetherspoons.
14:00LAUGHTER
14:01OK, well, look, I wanted to put that stat to the test.
14:05So, throughout tonight's show, I'm going to get the panel
14:07to try their hand at some Olympic events.
14:09First up, I challenged our very own amateur swimmer,
14:12Micah Richards, to take on gold-medal-winning swimmer
14:15Tom Dean in a race.
14:16Now, Keeley, based on looks alone,
14:18what do you make of Micah's chances?
14:20I think you'd kill it, babe.
14:22Ooh!
14:23Damn it!
14:24I'm joking.
14:26LAUGHTER
14:28Micah, what is your swimming experience like?
14:30We went to the city can't swim.
14:32Well, what?
14:33Because you are always going on,
14:34whenever we're doing shoot stuff,
14:35you're always going, you can't actually really swim.
14:37Well, I didn't drown, so there's a start.
14:39Yeah, spoiler alert.
14:41LAUGHTER
14:42Now, Micah, before you got into the race,
14:44Tom gave you some diving tips.
14:46Yes.
14:47Have a look at this.
14:48Here we go.
14:49So, one foot at the front, one at the back.
14:50Take your marks.
14:51Oh, my God.
14:56Oh, my God.
14:58Oh, my God.
15:01That was great.
15:03Textbook.
15:04OK.
15:05So, it's Micah Richards versus Tom Dean.
15:07To make it fair, I gave Meeks a 50-metre head start.
15:10So, basically, Micah has to do one length,
15:12and Tom Dean has to do two.
15:14And a bonus point was available for Meeks
15:16if he managed to pull off the seemingly impossible
15:18and beat a swimming superstar.
15:20Have a look.
15:22Welcome to the London Olympics Aquatic Centre.
15:26The red hat of Tom Dean.
15:28Triple Olympic champion.
15:30Two golds in Tokyo.
15:32Just added another in Paris.
15:34Here's the challenger.
15:35Two gladiators in this race.
15:37Oh, he's looking very, very confident.
15:40Cindy, look at this.
15:42Dean.
15:43Not impressed.
15:45I've not seen anything quite like this before.
15:49It's just...
15:50Oh, my goodness me.
15:51I've never seen Michael Phelps doing that.
15:54He's just going to get on with it.
15:56Does he know it's a swimming race?
15:58Here we go, then.
15:59Oh, I tell you what.
16:00He's very powerful.
16:01Goodness me, Michael Richards.
16:03A league of their own.
16:04Swimming challenge.
16:05100 metres freestyle.
16:06Take your marks.
16:08Great reaction to the gun there from Tom Dean.
16:11Richards on the right-hand side there in the blue.
16:12And Richards...
16:13Wow, look at the speed of Dean.
16:14This is a really good first 25.
16:15Oh, no.
16:16Look at that.
16:17No gold nails.
16:18His golds have come up already.
16:19Very good arm stroke, though.
16:20Not sure about the legs.
16:21He could do with putting his face in the water if he's going to go a little bit more.
16:22He could do with putting his face in the water if he's going to go a little bit more.
16:23Look at the speed here of Triple Olympic champion Dean.
16:25Hit the turn well.
16:26He'll be doing a couple of butterfly kicks off the water there.
16:285, 6, 7, 8.
16:29Very good turn from Dean indeed.
16:30And he's catching.
16:31He's catching.
16:32And now, I'm just playing around that.
16:33Here.
16:34This is a perfect player from Tom Dean.
16:35Richard's on the right-hand side there in the blue.
16:36And Richard's...
16:37Look at the speed of Dean.
16:38This is a really good first 25.
16:40Oh, no!
16:41Look at that.
16:42No goals.
16:43His goals have come up already.
16:44Very good arm stroke, though.
16:45Not sure about the legs.
16:46He could do with putting his face in the water if he's going to go a little bit quicker.
16:50Look at the speed here of Triple Olympic Champion.
16:51Good turn from Dean, indeed, and he's catching Richards very fast.
16:54Beautiful stroke from Dean.
16:56Oh, and Richard's starting to look a little bit tired.
16:58Look at this.
16:59He's been hunted by Dean.
17:00Every single stroke he's catching now.
17:02Looks like, oh, he's absolutely blown past him.
17:05Tom Dean, 27 World Commonwealth and European medals,
17:09Triple Olympic champion, and Richards looks destroyed.
17:13Look at that.
17:16Jesus Christ.
17:21Meeks, Meeks, listen, you had one swimming lesson.
17:25Why?
17:25Yeah.
17:26It was still shit, though, wasn't it?
17:27It wasn't shit?
17:27No.
17:28When we went to Singapore, did the synchronised swimming,
17:30you couldn't even swim.
17:31So that's unbelievable, mate.
17:33I'm proud of you.
17:36Well done.
17:3735 and you've learnt to swim.
17:39Brilliant.
17:41So towards the end of the race,
17:43you weren't swimming like you were being chased by a shark.
17:45You sort of just kept...
17:46I thought I was winning.
17:48Yeah.
17:48And I looked behind me,
17:50and I just thought...
17:51But you didn't just look behind,
17:52you went like this.
17:53Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:56What made you go for breaststroke out of interest?
17:58That's the only one I learnt to do.
18:00OK.
18:01It's just that he was...
18:01Oh, you didn't have to do that?
18:03No.
18:04Why didn't you still front crawl, you idiot?
18:05Front crawl's the fastest stroke,
18:07and then you just went like a nano going...
18:09He probably heard the two words,
18:12breast and stroke, and said,
18:13I'll do that.
18:14Well...
18:15I didn't want to say it, Gilbert.
18:17So, at the end of that round,
18:20the red team are in the lead.
18:21APPLAUSE
18:22This question is for you, blue team.
18:37Have a look at this.
18:38Yes, continuing tonight's theme about putting us a lot in Olympic events,
18:55this is a cycling challenge inspired by the drama of Olympic indoor cycling.
19:00We sent two teams down to the Stratford Velodrome
19:02to take part in a sprint race.
19:04Andy, you're going to be guessing which team won.
19:06On the teams, it was Jill and Meeks for the Blues,
19:09and because I couldn't take part,
19:10friend of the show Maisie Adam took my place
19:12and was on the Reds with Jamie.
19:14Now, Andy, we've done some cycling together.
19:17You're a big fan of the sport, aren't you?
19:18Yeah, I did some cycling with you.
19:20Yeah.
19:20Up a hill.
19:21Well, you weren't impressed, were you?
19:22No.
19:23Should I have been?
19:24I mean...
19:25Embarrassing, really.
19:27I mean, you stopped, didn't you?
19:28After about 100 metres.
19:30Well, Andy, you were very unimpressed, actually.
19:33In fact, you were quite abusive on the text afterwards.
19:35I've got a copy of the text you sent.
19:37Have a look at this.
19:38Oh, no.
19:38I knew you weren't a physical specimen,
19:40having watched you moving around in person,
19:42but actually you look much worse on the television.
19:44LAUGHTER
19:45LAUGHTER
19:46APPLAUSE
19:47Did I actually sound like that?
19:49APPLAUSE
19:50OK, well, based on vibe alone,
19:54Alan, who do you think would be the quickest
19:56around the Velodrome track out of the teams?
19:58Well, I think, Jill, I think...
20:02And don't take this the wrong way,
20:04but your face is very streamlined.
20:06LAUGHTER
20:07How can you not take that the wrong way?
20:09LAUGHTER
20:10I'm not going to lie, you look like a whippet.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:14LAUGHTER
20:15So...
20:16LAUGHTER
20:17Oh, I was hoping they were going to put, like,
20:21a little rabbit that goes round the side
20:23and you could chase it.
20:25I think, I think Jill's team, I think, yeah.
20:27Ah, well, it's time to see how everyone did in training.
20:30The team's headed to Stratford
20:31to meet Team GB's Olympic golden couple,
20:34who have 12 Olympic goals between them,
20:36Dame Laura and Sir Jason Kenny.
20:46Welcome, guys.
20:47We're here at the London Vela Park,
20:49home of London 2012.
20:51Well, we're Olympians, aren't we, Jill?
20:53Yes.
20:53I think we should be closer to Olympians, you know, 2012.
20:55Well, get yourself over there.
20:57Who are Olympians?
20:58What?
20:59It's all right now, you're going to be an Olympian.
21:01Well, that's just Olympian.
21:02Sir Jason Kenny.
21:04Yes.
21:04Dame Laura Kenny.
21:06MBE.
21:07Yeah.
21:08NOB.
21:09Oh!
21:10Go, go, go, go!
21:13This is a Watt bike.
21:14It measures power,
21:15and we're going to see you can do the biggest peak today on here.
21:17OK, ready?
21:18Three, two, one.
21:20One more time!
21:21One more time!
21:22One more time!
21:23One more time!
21:24One more time!
21:25One more time!
21:26Oh my God!
21:27I'm worried.
21:28Oh, we're 800?
21:29Yes!
21:30One thousand four hundred and thirty!
21:31One thousand four hundred and thirty!
21:32Keep going!
21:33Keep going!
21:34More, more, more, more!
21:35One thousand and thirty?
21:36Yes, Jimmy!
21:37Yeah, that's decent!
21:38Not bad!
21:39Go, Jill!
21:40Go, Jill!
21:41Keep going!
21:42Yeah!
21:43Six thirty?
21:44That's not bad.
21:45Terrible!
21:46We'll take it!
21:47Yeah!
21:48Oh, this is going to be embarrassing.
21:50OK.
21:51All that stick she gives you,
21:52all the stuff about your hair,
21:53your dress sense,
21:55pay her back.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57I didn't know she'd said any of those things.
21:59That's good to know, actually.
22:00Three, two, one.
22:02Go, Jill!
22:03Go, Jill!
22:04Go, go, go!
22:05Go, go, go!
22:06700, go!
22:07Go, go, go!
22:08Yes, Mick!
22:09That's actually good.
22:10Yes, mate.
22:11Yeah, good job!
22:12Jill!
22:13Get back on that bike.
22:14This is just a warm-up.
22:15Get back on that bike.
22:16It's just a warm-up.
22:17You cannot let Maisie beat you.
22:18So proud of you, girl.
22:19I got fizzy thighs.
22:20Do you get fizzy thighs?
22:21Is that normal?
22:22Well, should we take you over to the bikes
22:23that you're actually going to be on?
22:24Yes.
22:25Because they're quite a lot different to these.
22:26All right, let's do it.
22:29Yeah, equal push.
22:32Right, let's go.
22:33Look at Eve and his posture.
22:34Yeah, nice.
22:35Look at him.
22:36Oi, Jamie.
22:37Yes?
22:38We're riding behind a seven-time gold Olympic champion.
22:41How good is that?
22:42He's got a great bum as well, hasn't he?
22:43Look.
22:44I've got a spectacular view, as have you, Rednapp.
22:47That actually does look very good.
22:49Relax, Maisie.
22:50Yeah, but if you're that close, I'll be impressed.
22:53How's your knee, Jay?
22:54Is it all right?
22:55Great.
22:56I can hear some clicking.
22:57OK, nice and tight.
22:58We've got a bit quicker now.
23:00Go on, Maisie!
23:02I mean, she looks good, to be fair to her.
23:04I mean, their team looks good.
23:05We've got to beat them.
23:06We've got to beat them.
23:07We've got to beat them.
23:08All right, ready?
23:09Yeah.
23:10All right, come on.
23:11Come on, team.
23:12Let's go.
23:13All right, Jill, go on.
23:14Let's go.
23:15All right, we're going to go up a bit, all right?
23:16Yeah.
23:17All right, Jill, get a bit closer.
23:19I'm not sure about this, guys.
23:21There we go.
23:22Get in the slipstream, Meeks.
23:24Still one.
23:25Meekan, get a bit closer.
23:26Yes!
23:27Yes!
23:28Yes!
23:29Yes!
23:30Yes!
23:31Yes!
23:32Yes!
23:33Yes!
23:36That's Micah out.
23:37Finishing early.
23:38That's Purr.
23:39Do you want me to go take you round?
23:40Just you for a few laps?
23:41Yeah, you two go round.
23:42Yeah, come on, take me round.
23:43Like as if you're in, like, play a group with a toddler.
23:45Are you not peddling in the corners, are you not?
23:47No.
23:48Should I peddle in the corners?
23:49Yeah.
23:50Harder, if anything.
23:51In the corners?
23:52Yeah.
23:53Right, just keep up.
23:54Just keep up?
23:55Now what?
23:56Just keep peddling.
23:57Big push.
23:58Let's go.
23:59Go on, Meeks.
24:00Come on, then.
24:01Okay.
24:02That's all right.
24:03Okay.
24:04That speed's cool.
24:05Right, so now just pedal harder.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Okay?
24:08Yeah.
24:09Right, get a bit closer.
24:10Bit closer.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Bit closer.
24:13Yeah, that's good.
24:14That's good.
24:15Okay.
24:16Now we're cooking.
24:17We're cooking on guests now.
24:18Yeah, yeah.
24:19Big Meeks to the right.
24:20Let's go.
24:21Okay, now we're cooking.
24:22Now we're cooking.
24:23We're cooking on guests.
24:24Let's go.
24:25There you go.
24:26There you go.
24:27He's looking way better, Laura.
24:28There you go.
24:29Yes, Meeks.
24:30He's making the right.
24:31That's not good.
24:34No.
24:35I preferred him when he was bricking it.
24:37Laura fucking Kenny.
24:38Let's have it.
24:39Uh, Meeks.
24:40Did you believe, as if you were to tell, did you believe that you were cooking on gas?
24:50Why?
24:51I got into it now.
24:52Come on.
24:53Give me a little bit of credit.
24:54Yeah.
24:55You got an extraordinary array of noises though, big man.
24:58I know.
24:59Yeah.
25:00I was excited.
25:01I was just practicing for the bedroom.
25:02Yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Fucking hell.
25:05You'll be in there on your board.
25:06If I was practicing for the bedroom on the bike, you'd just be like, sorry, that doesn't
25:10normally happen.
25:11Jill, what was it like being with gold medal royalty like the Kennys?
25:20Oh, no.
25:21It was amazing.
25:22You was embarrassing though.
25:23No, you were embarrassing.
25:24You were embarrassing.
25:25You were embarrassing.
25:26Look at his ass.
25:27It's so nice and lovely and round.
25:29Everybody knows that's a lie.
25:31Everybody in here knows that's a lie.
25:33He started going to Laura Kenny, right, bearing in mind she's an incredible athlete.
25:37I thought your punditry was really good at the Olympics.
25:40He couldn't offer any sport and advice but suddenly he's like, Mr. Pundit of the world.
25:46Like, giving our feedback.
25:47Just keep being yourself.
25:49Don't read what they see on social media.
25:52Have you tried to laugh?
25:53Maybe laugh sometimes.
25:54Yeah.
25:55It was so embarrassing.
25:56You should try laughing and embarrassingly at everything Gary Lineker says.
25:59That's my turn.
26:00No, that's a lie now.
26:01Don't go there.
26:02Gary's my guy.
26:03Yeah, I know he's your guy.
26:05Oh, God.
26:07One more, one more.
26:08Gary!
26:09Gary!
26:10Gary!
26:11Quicker car!
26:12Well, Andy, you've seen the training.
26:13You've heard from the guys.
26:14It's time to look in your answer.
26:15Who do you think won the challenge?
26:16The Reds or the Blues?
26:17I mean, I want to back my teammates, but you look pretty sad there when you were thinking
26:24about it at the end.
26:25Yeah, to be honest, it's different though.
26:26Because, like, what did you learn?
26:27A BMX?
26:28I was a mountain bike.
26:29Jamie was a Penny Farvin, do you know what I mean?
26:32I'm going to have to go with Jamie's team.
26:48And we can't win, surely?
26:49I'm 51!
26:50Andy, you're going for the Red team?
26:51Yeah.
26:52Let's head back to the Velodrome.
26:5351 uh and you're going for the red team yeah uh let's head back to the velodrome
26:59the scene of so many golden moments about to see a team sprint for the ages
27:04micah richards and jamie redknapp go head to head on lap three after jill scott and
27:08maizey adam hand over after two with laura and jason kenny setting the early pace
27:13let's go three laps to league of their own two-wheel glory laura and jason on opposite
27:24sides of the track today they've never quite been in a race like this though
27:28come on jill come on jill keep going keep going laura's full of encouragement but she means
27:35business out there let's go one or two issues getting on the wheel of the rider in front but
27:41they're getting up to speed now and it's advantage blue team after the first lap laura kenny getting
27:48the bragging rights here on lap two jill scott now putting down the power maizey adam straining every
27:58sinew to get back on level terms for the red team and as they come in now to take the bell
28:06maizey adams has turned it round with a scorching lap the red team ahead but only half a second in
28:13it oh my god you've got it it's redknapp against richards half a lap left to win it micah really
28:20getting that engine going here comes the steam train can he find the burst of face to snatch victory on
28:26the line no it's jamie redknapp who takes it looking good on two wheels good enough to win it on the line
28:35for the red team micah richards just running out of steam yeah get in have some of that come on
28:42come on red team
28:55what happened jill what do you mean what happened what are you talking about i went in 0.4 seconds behind
29:01then you lost by a second no you see how as a team when you lose he just points the finger
29:07like i would have been like well done jamie we need to go back to the drawing board as a team
29:11he's just like what the happened jill so blue team that means you've scored three points
29:20and so that means at the end of that round the blue team are in the league
29:31this next round is all about olympic royalty
29:43keely hodgkinson will try to win olympic gold
29:48keely hodgkinson in the front finishing very quickly as daguma but she's not gonna catch keely
29:54gold for keely god for great britain championship point
30:07u.s on point
30:13hodgkinson for gold
30:14andy murray is the wimbledon champion she's the european indoor champion again
30:20three grand fans two olympic golds a master of his crown keely hodgkinson gets the gold
30:32give it up for two of our very best keely hodgkinson and saran lee mulley
30:40uh keely uh let's go back to that incredible day the 5th of august 2024 the day of your 800 meter final
30:48how did you feel going into that i can't lie i was shitting myself i could feel the pressure you
30:54know you can feel the expectation from home but i loved it it was great it was everything i could
30:57have imagined it it could be so yeah it looked like it was a bit of a doddle for you i mean it
31:02wasn't like a close race you kind of just pissed it didn't you i guess i'm doing my job right then yeah
31:08it was tempted to make it just sort of stay behind for a little bit and then um no if i'm honest the first
31:13lap was way too slow than what it should have been i was meant to go off i don't really know what
31:17happened but it's fine we won anyway yeah it was great alan did you watch keely's race yeah i loved it
31:26i loved it honestly i loved the olympics and i was so you're just so amazing you know just the way your
31:31speed and your posture and your weight like that ponytail was winning around like a wind turbine
31:35the feel real real with like giving you extra fire i loved it i do love it i get excited about
31:40the olympics well yeah i jump up out my seat do you do that as well i'm like that even when that
31:46woman started break dancing i was like that andy keely's only at the start of her career are you
31:58are you jealous of everything she has to come or are you just sort of smug that you can eat cheeseburgers
32:02again and do whatever you want no no i am like yeah when it's over it's yeah it's tough not easy
32:07to finish um but yeah yeah she's got a lot to look forward to it's great great times there you go
32:13wow you certainly seems buzzing about it right yeah you should be motivational speaking andy as you were
32:24talking i felt the hairs in the back of my neck just keely you've got some great times
32:32i'm doing one of them next week are you motivational yeah yeah what are you gonna say
32:40it's going to be great i'm sure your futures will be magical or you could finish with this
32:48uh now andy you officially retired after the last olympics what a career from this guy
33:02yes yes yes yes let's go you buzzing andy i'm buzzing i'm absolutely buzzing yeah
33:19now andy when you uh look back at your playing career uh and the fact you were constantly playing
33:23against the three greatest tennis players of all time do you feel like a little bit unlucky about
33:27your era yeah it was bruce oh yeah i mean they never i mean they never lost they i mean all of
33:32them have won the most grand slams that anyone had won on the men's side before them was 14
33:38and all three of them have won 20 plus so oh what do you think of andy i love andy yeah
33:47and the last time do you know the last time me and him were together oh no listen to this
33:54weren't i in your bedroom he was in my bedroom how come yeah in the middle of the night yeah oh is
34:02it midnight the midnight game show thing i don't know the name of the show well i don't know what
34:06it was called it wasn't crime watch was it i mean it was michael mcintyre yeah wasn't it yeah
34:13where you can't know the name where they can wake up andy so um
34:21fantastic this is going to be so good this is going to be so good he was fast asleep okay
34:29question number one for you sir andy now sorry before you move on jill you have to ask one more
34:35question sorry rob yes do you get nervous before games i'm surprised that you guys are asking me that
34:40yeah it's inside i mean were you like sir andy murray you know what i mean yeah but i was playing
34:48in a premier league match for man city i know what didn't happen often for you but it was you know
34:58yeah i got really nervous before playing yeah really nervous and i was nervous before walking
35:02out here today still am yeah you're doing really great thank you oh thanks yeah appreciate it
35:07thank you thank you you know i think for you to come on here and handle yourself the way that you
35:23have done i've really found it quite inspirational thank you you should take up motivational speaking
35:27now continuing the theme of putting mere mortals up against superhuman athletes i wanted to see how
35:34long it would take for me to return one serve against britain's greatest ever tennis player sir
35:38andy murray now red team i faced 30 balls um from sir andy murray do you think i returned a single
35:45serve if you guessed right you get a bonus point i mean bearing in mind these were like i was serving at
35:51at 60 70 speed and i haven't served since my last match i've not picked up a racket oh yeah you're
35:58proper shit now uh reds what do you think i said he's not hit one by at least fluke yeah but he's got
36:07to do surely one i don't think so he's an absolute helmet that's true i've seen the guy he has got no
36:14sporting prowess andy can i ask you how fast was the slowest one the slowest one
36:21probably about 70 miles yeah no choice he hasn't got one back no charge i mean i think ron would
36:28struggle with swing ball oh yeah oh look at this
36:39okay let's take a look
36:41are you nervous at all a little bit yeah if i return it i mean it's horrible for you isn't it
36:53embarrassing it's humiliating you're playing with the children's racket as well well look that's how
36:59how confident i am
37:11i'm sort of just warming up still
37:12you are allowed to move
37:26fucking hell just a bit long that one all right one sec just one sec yeah what are they i don't
37:32they're just protective goggles just my ass is going a little bit
37:43those goggles are really helping so shall i tell you where i'm going to serve so that yes is that
37:49all right do you mind and then we'll just snip it out of the edit i'm going to go to your your forehand
37:53yeah that one yeah okay
37:57fuck me jesus
38:07you're not really supposed to hit the room
38:08uh be honest sandy how bad actually am i yeah you're dreadful like really really bad
38:24were you trying a hundred percent yes
38:29are you embarrassed when you watch that no that's a sad thing that's a sad thing that is exactly how i
38:35thought that would go okay well listen i can actually say although i didn't make it in the 30
38:41i did actually return a serve uh everybody uh do you want to have a look at the yes the moment yeah
38:48have a look at this okay
38:56yes
39:05you can't clap that you can't clap that i just did mate for ages
39:28did we lose the point now we did that after he'd done the 30 when he couldn't get
39:32any better ah see i said this is as slow as i can get the ball over the net well after the 30.
39:39yes so you do get the bonus oh okay thank you yeah yeah
39:45uh so at the end of that round the blue team are in the league
39:48we have one more challenge especially built for an episode celebrating the olympics this is one of
40:08our biggest games yet so get ready because we're heading outside to mount olympus
40:23okay keely you're up first so uh go and get ready while i explain how it all works good luck to
40:43you thank you very much okay the aim of this challenge is to ignite the torch at the very top
40:49of mount olympus there are four levels to pass and each time a player completes a level their
40:53teammates will get to answer a question triggered by pressing a buzzer there's one point for every
40:57correct answer and a game-changing three bonus points will be awarded to the team that completes
41:02the course fastest uh how do you think keely's going to get on guys well we know how keely's
41:06gonna go don't we she's fast she's quick she's the best thing we've got that's i mean that's
41:10definitely true yeah i've got big hopes for she's actually but she's a superhero yeah yeah
41:18keely you good to go yeah good luck to you your time starts now
41:26okay we've got to wait for keely to hit the first buzzer
41:28okay your first question aside from keely name a british female athlete who has won the 800
41:43meters olympic goal pat mowit bread no tessa sanderson no such an easy one alan come on kelly home no hold on
41:53dame kenny home yes okay good
42:01come on and that is the second buzzer what was the name of the australian break dancer who went viral
42:07for reagan yes
42:12oh
42:21okay she's headed up to the third buzzer go on keely she's got to move this platform up it's quite
42:25tricky this way
42:26oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
42:38there's the third buzzer name one of team gb's flag bearers at the 2024 paris opening yes yes
42:45yes
42:52go on keely
42:53go on keely
42:55keely got it
42:57he's headed up to the fourth buzzer now
42:59i think i'm gonna go
43:01come on keely
43:02come on keely
43:05keely keely keely
43:07That's the fourth buzzer.
43:15In what Olympics did Tom Dean win his first gold medal?
43:192020, yes, Tokyo 2020.
43:34Yeah!
43:36There's only one way to come down, Keeley, come on down!
43:42No!
43:51Well done, Keeley, well done, Red Team, you got four points!
43:54Four points!
43:57Oh, my God, you did so well.
44:00You did the class, well done.
44:03OK, Andy, you're getting, I was about to say strapped up there,
44:06that's not the right phrase, but you're getting harnessed.
44:08How are you feeling?
44:09I feel good.
44:10Yeah?
44:11I'm all right.
44:12Genuinely, if I could talk to you in the style of my favourite
44:14motivational speaker, Sir Andy Murray,
44:16I would say to you, it'll probably be fame.
44:19OK, Sir Andy Murray, off you go!
44:24Go on.
44:25OK, we've got to wait for the buzzer first.
44:27What?
44:28He's got to go for the first buzzer.
44:34He's got to wait for the buzzer.
44:35He's got to hit the buzzer.
44:36There you go, that's the first buzzer.
44:37Who did Andy Murray beat to win his first Grand Slam?
44:40Uh, Nadal.
44:41No.
44:42Salkovich.
44:43Yes.
44:44OK, that's one point.
44:58Here we go, second buzzer's coming up now.
44:59Well done, OK.
45:00How many gold medals does Dame Laura Kenny have?
45:03Seven.
45:04No.
45:05Nine.
45:06No.
45:07Five.
45:08Yes.
45:09Yeah!
45:10Oh, shit!
45:19Go on, Andy!
45:23I'm just out.
45:26You're doing very well.
45:27Go, go, go!
45:28She's fine.
45:29Uh, that's the third buzzer.
45:30Who were the men's team, GB football team,
45:32knocked out by the 2014 Olympic?
45:33Yes, correct.
45:34What?
45:35Get out.
45:36Let's go!
45:37Oh, Jesus.
45:38Get out.
45:39Why is it wobbling like that?
45:40Why is it wobbling?
45:42Why is it wobbling?
45:44That's your turn.
45:46Oh, Jesus.
45:48Get out.
45:49Why is it wobbling like that?
45:52Why is it wobbling?
45:54Why is it wobbling?
45:55Why is it wobbling?
45:56Oh, yeah.
45:58Why?
45:59Why is it wobbling?
46:00Why is it wobbling?
46:01Who's hosted at the 2024 Olympics?
46:03Errrr...
46:05Wimbledon?
46:06No.
46:07Paris!
46:08Oh, Paris?
46:09Paris?
46:10No.
46:17Andy Murray has done it! Congratulations!
46:19Oh, shit!
46:20Oh, my God!
46:22What are you mean, Brittany?
46:28I'm so glad you're okay.
46:30Woo!
46:31Woo!
46:32Woo!
46:33Woo!
46:34Well done, Andy.
46:35Well done, Blue Team.
46:36You've got three points!
46:37Yeah!
46:38Well done!
46:39And I can reveal that the three bonus points for the team that completed the challenge fastest
46:45go to the Blue Team!
46:46Yeah!
46:47Yeah!
46:48So that means that tonight's winners are the Blue Team.
46:51You win a league of your own.
46:52Well done!
46:53Yeah!
46:54Yeah!
46:55Yeah!
46:56Yeah!
46:58So thanks to Jamie Allen and Keeley, Jill Michael and Sir Andy Murray.
47:01You've been watching the League of Their Own.
47:02Good night!
47:03Holy hell!
47:04Thanks, man!
47:05Yeah!
47:06Yeah!
47:07Yeah!
47:08Thank you, guys!
47:09.
47:10Yeah!
47:11Yeah!
47:12My mood?
47:13Yeah!
47:14Yeah!
47:15Yeah!
47:16Yeah!
47:17Yeah!
47:18I know.
47:19It's a brave hour!
47:20It's a comic book!
47:21You, too.
47:22I think, man, yeah!
47:23Yeah.
47:24Yeah!
47:25Yeah, yeah.
47:26Yeah!
47:27Yeah!
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