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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:10Premier League manager on today, feeling really good about it.
00:14Ramesh is getting a little bit thirsty around him,
00:16like trying to make out like he knows about tactics and things like that.
00:19He's talking about doing a team talk.
00:21I'm firing out questions.
00:23What I need you to be doing is firing back here, here, here.
00:27When the bandit gets loose, you tighten it up.
00:29That's what I want you to be, fluid.
00:31When the energy's really good, it's like this egg.
00:34It's fragile.
00:35Because if you're not careful...
00:36I think you're a bit of a yolk.
00:39Do you know what? It's good to get that out of your system now.
00:42What are you, Jill?
00:42I'm going to be a lion.
00:45Crocodile.
00:45You're a crocodile.
00:46Snappy.
00:46Yes. What are you?
00:47Meerkat.
00:48Why are you a meerkat?
00:49Because they're nice animals and they do a lot of ads.
00:59We're going to be a little more.
00:59I'm going to be a lion.
01:00I'm going to be a lion.
01:01I'm going to be a lion.
01:02I'll be a lion.
01:03I'm going to be a lion.
01:04We're going to be a lion.
01:04We're going to be a lion.
01:06We want to be a lion.
01:11All right, welcome to the Shaving A for Miss.
01:12It is a League of Their Own.
01:13It's a league of their own. Let's meet the teams.
01:15On the red team tonight, joining Jamie Redknapp
01:18is the face of toxic masculinity, it's Alan Carr.
01:22Yeah, yeah.
01:28On the blue team tonight, joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards
01:32is a very special guest.
01:35Please welcome a man who is straight-talking,
01:38no-nonsense, and doesn't suffer fools gladly.
01:41So we'll see how he gets on with these helmets.
01:43It's Sean Dyche!
02:00And to complete their line-up is a friend of the show
02:08who we always treat with the utmost respect.
02:10Have a look.
02:11It's not okay. You're not up here.
02:13You're down there saying it's okay.
02:15Fuck off.
02:17You're getting down, you silly bastard.
02:18Not going off.
02:25You fucking wankers.
02:28You're shaking it.
02:33So what better way to welcome back
02:35the former Caruso-Wake champion of the world is Tony Barrio!
02:45Tony!
02:47Are you not entertained?
02:49Tony!
02:50Tony!
02:55Tony!
02:59Tony!
03:00Tony, how you doing up there, brother?
03:01Not very good, mate.
03:02Not very good at all.
03:03As usual, come on this silly show and get stuck on a ceiling or a plane or just something high. Ridiculous wrong.
03:11Tony, we wanted to give us a Tom Cruise style entrance whenever you're ready.
03:14Everybody give it up for Tony Bellion!
03:25Come on, Tony!
03:33What is that?
03:43Tony Bellion, everybody!
03:45Yeah!
03:51Hello, you.
03:53The big man.
03:55Well done, mate. What an entrance.
03:58Daffer.
04:00It's very exciting to have you on the show, Tony. Are you excited to be on the show with Sean?
04:05Massively.
04:06Over the moon, Romesh.
04:07Now, come on, just crack on.
04:09What have you been like that for?
04:10That's what I've never heard somebody say, over the moon, sounding less over the moon.
04:14I'm over the moon, Romesh. Just get on with the show.
04:16To be fair, I reckon we could both handle ourselves, so if you fucking crack on too much, you know what I mean?
04:23A bit of a sandwich, a bit of a sandwich here, you know?
04:25Yeah, what a sandwich, though.
04:27Looking forward to being the chocolate filling in that.
04:34Jill, as a former Evertonian, you must be pleased to have Sean on the team.
04:37Yes, buzzing.
04:38Enjoyed my time at Everton, seven years, played there.
04:42I've even got the worst tattoo, actually, off when we won the League Cup, 28th of the 2nd, 2008,
04:48in Roman numerals, and it's all like, oh, you can't even read what it says now.
04:53And then FA Cup 2010, I've got a tattoo as well, so Everton's, like, in my blood.
04:58Euro tattoo, but, Jamie, you know what it's like.
05:01Come on, footballers tattoos.
05:03I've got any, to be fair.
05:05Nothing?
05:06Oh, must have been because you're one fuck all, but never mind.
05:09Wow.
05:10I didn't want to see it.
05:11I didn't want to see it.
05:12I didn't want to see it.
05:13Wow.
05:14Wow.
05:15It's tough.
05:16Wow.
05:17I'm about to get smashed in the air on me arm.
05:20Alan, welcome back to the show.
05:22Oh, thanks for having me.
05:24It's always such a treat to have you on the show.
05:26Though your dad was actually a football manager like Sean, so it's kind of in your blood, isn't it?
05:31Yeah, well...
05:33The thing is, he was like a...
05:36Yeah, he was a football manager, but I didn't want to be a football manager,
05:39but my dad could never switch off being a football manager.
05:43Like, I'd have a kick around down the park with me friends,
05:46and his head would pop up behind a bush and say,
05:48Kick the ball, you fat fairy!
05:50Get up there, you woofter!
05:52And then you see all the bullies at the other end of the pitch taking notes.
05:56Oh, I haven't called him that before.
05:58Did he want you to be a footballer out, your dad?
06:00My dad wanted me to be a footballer all the time.
06:03He even says to this day,
06:05He'll be watching the game going,
06:06Oh, I'd love to see you at Wembley.
06:08And I was like, I went and saw steps.
06:09What more do you want?
06:12Now, Sean, you actually played for Northampton Town,
06:15which is one of the clubs that Alan's dad Graham managed.
06:18Yep.
06:19Were you sort of aware of him growing up?
06:21Yeah, yeah, he was a legend in the area from Northamptown,
06:23from Kettering Town, which was born and bred,
06:26so I grew up being a Kettering Town fan.
06:28So, yeah, I knew him well.
06:29Well, there you go.
06:30Listen, I'm a huge fan of Sean,
06:32and I also love your work in the Saw movies.
06:36Do you want to play a game?
06:42And I saw you turning up at the studio on your tricycle.
06:45Do you know people actually come up to me and go,
06:50I didn't realise you spoke like that.
06:52I thought I'd just put it on for that TV and I'd go,
06:54fucking really?
06:55That's what I get.
06:56I get that all the time.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Um, okay.
06:59Shall we crack on with round one?
07:01Blue team, have a look at this.
07:03Yes.
07:04Oh, it's off.
07:05Yeah.
07:10LAUGHTER
07:35So, there you saw, needs a job, Jürgen Klopp,
07:38needs a trophy, Mikel Arteta,
07:39and needs a new excuse for accepting Saudi blood money, Eddie Howe.
07:42All three are brilliant managers, but I want to know their musical secret.
07:46Who went to see Taylor Swift on her Ears tour?
07:48Who plays the flute?
07:50And who's seen A-Ha 15 times?
07:52Now, Sean, you're quite into your music, aren't you?
07:56I am. Do you chat music with other managers?
07:58Absolutely not. I try not to speak to them if we can help it.
08:00Really? No, you don't do it anymore.
08:02You don't do all that dressing room stuff afterwards
08:04where you used to go in and have a glass of wine and chat.
08:06They don't really do it anymore. You don't do it anymore?
08:08I don't do that. So, what, you're mates with any other managers?
08:10Absolutely fucking not.
08:11LAUGHTER
08:12The days have gone, what, you're going with other managers?
08:14Yeah, they don't do it anymore.
08:15The Brits do, just because it's a cultural thing.
08:17The foreign clubs, when they're in the homeland, don't do it,
08:20so they don't do it.
08:21Dad loved it. He always had a...
08:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:23And Bruce, Bruce, Steve Bruce, brilliant, always.
08:25Um, Pudge always did, to be fair,
08:28because he'd been here quite a long time.
08:29Also, Van Gaie did with us,
08:30so I think as they stay longer, the foreign manager come in...
08:34Yeah. ..they kind of commit to it a bit more,
08:35but not very often now.
08:37So you're saying the problem is the foreigners?
08:38LAUGHTER
08:40Who do you dislike the most, Sean?
08:42Who don't you like the most?
08:43LAUGHTER
08:45Um, Jill, what instrument can you imagine clock playing?
08:48Could you see him on the flute?
08:49Clock playing?
08:51The flute's hard, you know?
08:52Yeah.
08:53It's actually really hard.
08:54I went... I did it when I was in, like, God, senior school,
08:57and I actually got kicked out,
08:59cos they said I didn't have a big enough blow.
09:01That's what they said.
09:02Honestly.
09:03They told us not to come back.
09:05It's really impossible to comment on that, Jill.
09:07To...to level with you.
09:09That actually explains a lot of things, doesn't it?
09:13Is he allowed to say that?
09:15No, I think he's...
09:15I think he's very keen on getting cancelled today.
09:17Yeah, I think that's...I think that's what's happened.
09:19Report him, Jill, report him.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Just to say, I consent to the cancellation of Michael Richards.
09:28Uh, now, Sean, uh,
09:30you were local rivals with Clock for a little bit
09:32while he was still at Liverpool.
09:33You famously had words with him back when you were at Burnley.
09:35Have a look at this.
09:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:38What was...what was...what was being said there?
09:51I just said, do you mind just, uh, not using such bad language
09:53in front of these young players?
09:55LAUGHTER
09:56So I'd remind him in the Attacut.
09:57Did you really?
09:58Yeah, I just thought I'd remind him in the Attacut around...
09:59Fuck off.
10:04I'm not going to tell you what I really said, I don't mind.
10:06OK, fine.
10:07Do you think you could have him, though?
10:08Fucking off.
10:10LAUGHTER
10:11Off!
10:12Off!
10:13Off!
10:14Don't lie!
10:15LAUGHTER
10:17APPLAUSE
10:18Uh, now, Klopp's passion for music
10:20was reflected in one gift
10:22that a fan got him
10:23after he announced he was leaving Liverpool.
10:25Does anyone know what this fan brought him?
10:27It was sort of when...
10:28It was a big...
10:29Oh, I do.
10:30..a big moment.
10:31Is this the fucking Klopp love, isn't it?
10:32I've come on a league of the...
10:33I'm not Yagen-Cobran.
10:34I've told you the question.
10:35Two points of this round.
10:36We're talking about Klopp,
10:37and we're trying to get Meeks cancelled.
10:38Those are the two main objectives of this round.
10:41LAUGHTER
10:42Something to do with the Beatles, at stake, wouldn't it?
10:44It is something to do with the Beatles.
10:46Uh, it was actually an antique wind-up music box.
10:49Have a look at this and Klopp's reaction.
10:52This is absolutely beautiful.
11:08Aww. That was cute.
11:11Guys, I've got to be honest,
11:12I think my reaction would be different.
11:14What would your reaction be?
11:15Eddie, you're fucking kidding.
11:17LAUGHTER
11:20OK, what about Eddie Howe?
11:22Could Eddie be our secret Swifty?
11:24I can't believe I'm asking you this,
11:26but Sean Dyche, are you a Swifty?
11:27Absolutely.
11:28Are you?
11:29Tay-Tay. Absolutely, all day.
11:31Tay-Tay.
11:32LAUGHTER
11:33Sounds so feminine, doesn't it?
11:35LAUGHTER
11:36Did you go and watch at Anfield?
11:38No, I didn't go and watch.
11:39She got me doing some tickets, but I didn't go and watch.
11:41But she's genius, what she's doing.
11:43I'm not being funny,
11:44but do you sing along at these concerts?
11:46Because if I had you behind me,
11:48I'd think someone had left a leaf blower on.
11:50LAUGHTER
11:52It's a fair point, my man.
11:53Take it up!
11:54Take it up!
11:55Take it up!
11:57LAUGHTER
11:58It's fair to say my voice doesn't fit
12:01with Tay-Tay sound.
12:02LAUGHTER
12:03Now, Alan, you actually interviewed Taylor Swift a few times.
12:07Here you are, you look like a pair of single friends
12:09about to settle for each other at prom date.
12:11LAUGHTER
12:12Alan, you look like an oligarch with his, like, trophy wife.
12:17I don't know.
12:19This is Svetlana, she's my...
12:21LAUGHTER
12:23Alan, was that the Red Era?
12:24What? The Red Era.
12:25I think I was her fourth album.
12:27I think it was October or something.
12:28Yeah, that's it, love.
12:29Something around then.
12:30I think it was something around then, anyway.
12:32Yeah, it was that era.
12:32Oh, my got me dates up mixed.
12:33See, am I high?
12:35What the hell...?
12:36LAUGHTER
12:37He's just named every song.
12:39LAUGHTER
12:40Frown hour.
12:41LAUGHTER
12:42Jill?
12:43Yep.
12:44Are you obsessed with any songs?
12:46Erm...
12:47Yeah, when I played, I was.
12:49Erm...
12:50La Brice Cifra, you know,
12:52that Something Inside So Strong.
12:54The taller you build your barriers,
12:57the taller I become.
12:58So I go into games thinking of the opposition.
13:01How tall do you want to be, though?
13:03LAUGHTER
13:04But, yeah, Something Inside So Strong.
13:06It's actually a beautiful song written about the tyranny of apartheid
13:11and, erm...
13:11LAUGHTER
13:12Jill Scott used it to get her up for the Euro qualifiers
13:14against Finland.
13:16Erm...
13:16LAUGHTER
13:18What a fitting tribute to that song and the message from it.
13:21Erm...
13:21Something Inside So Strong.
13:22Yeah.
13:23It's quite ironic, really, but...
13:25What do you mean?
13:26Something is...
13:27What does that mean?
13:28LAUGHTER
13:29What?
13:31What?
13:32Something Jamie's wife has never said.
13:34Yeah, I know, right?
13:35APPLAUSE
13:36Rob, welcome to the last ever episode of the League of Ovo.
13:43LAUGHTER
13:44Where we say the most offensive shit we can think of
13:47to wind our careers in one evening.
13:49LAUGHTER
13:50So far, Meeks is out, Jamie's just gone out.
13:52LAUGHTER
13:54OK, blue team, I need an answer from you.
13:58Who went to see the Taylor Swift Eras Tour?
14:01Who can play the flute and who has seen A-Ha 15 times?
14:05Clop couldn't play the flute, did he?
14:07I feel like he went to Taylor Swift.
14:10He must not play the same.
14:11So, Clop, Taylor Swift.
14:13What band's that again?
14:14Pardon?
14:15What band's the other...
14:15A-Ha.
14:16OK.
14:17OK.
14:18So you've gone for Jurgen Clop, Taylor Swift,
14:20Mikel Arteta, flute, Eddie Howe, A-Ha.
14:22Well, I can tell you, Jurgen Clop went to see the Taylor Swift
14:25Eras Tour, Eddie Howe has seen A-Ha 15 times,
14:27and Mikel Arteta can play the first.
14:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:31Well done, Blue Team, you scored three points.
14:33Yes, Jilly!
14:35Good chance, are you?
14:37Great work.
14:38That is great work.
14:39Proud of you.
14:40Now, inspired by Mikel's flute skills,
14:43earlier today, I tasked Jamie with learning a little something
14:46on the flute in the hope that he'd give us a performance
14:48this evening.
14:49How did rehearsals go, J?
14:51Not good, mate.
14:53Seriously.
14:54It was horrendous.
14:55OK.
14:56You don't want me to do it, do you?
14:57Yeah, I do want you to do it.
14:59What the...?
15:00Wow.
15:01I was...
15:02What did you do, man?
15:04I was thinking about him playing your flute.
15:08Tony is now out.
15:10LAUGHTER
15:12Tony!
15:13Tony's gone.
15:14LAUGHTER
15:16Oh!
15:17OK, but you've learnt something.
15:19Not really, no.
15:21OK.
15:21Are you ready to show us something?
15:22I'm going to try.
15:23Please, can you welcome the midfield maestro, Jamie Redner!
15:26I'm on Jamie's pocket.
15:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:32Hold on, you're not going to be clapping for me.
15:35LAUGHTER
15:36You know what the music's called?
15:38Free Blind Mice, open brackets, children's easy recorder, close brackets.
15:43Stop it, I'm sweating that.
15:44I'm sweating that.
15:45Close brackets.
15:46LAUGHTER
15:47LAUGHTER
15:48CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SUCK JAMIE
15:49CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SUCK JAMIE
15:50CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SUCK JAMIE
15:51CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SUCK JAMIE
15:55OK.
15:57OK, that's it.
15:58That's it?
15:58LAUGHTER
16:02SCREAMING
16:07ROMES
16:12He's got to give me a chance?
16:12OK, go on.
16:13Give him a chance.
16:14It is hard.
16:15LAUGHTER
16:17SCREAMING
16:18Oh
16:25Fuck off seriously, it's really hard
16:38Can't get my lips right
16:48Long recording
16:53All right, I've got to do something I've got one more thing I can do. What's that stick it up your arm?
17:02I did learn something else. Okay, a little treat for you. Okay handles. Hallelujah. Oh, okay. Go for it
17:18It's a wanker
17:20It's a wanker
17:22It's a wanker
17:24Give it up for Jamie Redknapp
17:26Get rid of it
17:28That was incredible. Not only could he not play the flute, he can't even mime it
17:34At the end of that round, the blue team are in the lead
17:48Oh
17:50Okay, this question is for you red team. Have a look at this
17:56Oh
18:02Absolutely brilliant for the goalkeeper
18:08Yes, it's a one on one goalkeeping challenge
18:10We wanted to test two of our very own to see how they'd cope in goal
18:13So we sent Michael Richards and the biggest Everton fan in the world
18:17Tony Bellew to Goodison Park
18:19To see if they could save one-on-ones against an Everton legend
18:22Red team
18:23They had to face three one-on-ones
18:25Who do you think would have saved more?
18:27Micah or Tony?
18:28Or was it a draw?
18:29Now Tony, no hints, obviously
18:31Jamie and Alan, this is down to you
18:33Who do you think would have saved more out of Meeks and Tony?
18:37Al?
18:38Oh
18:39Just think about how many times Bellew was on the floor
18:41You know, when he was getting knocked down by Usyk and all that
18:43Woo
18:45Oh, we've got a tough guy
18:47We've got a tough guy
18:49Wow
18:50We all know how Micah burst on the scene
18:52And how quickly he evaporated off
18:54But ultimately
18:55Woo
18:58I'm just not used to going down
19:00I know, no
19:01I wouldn't tell you
19:02Right
19:03Shots keep coming
19:04Now, Meeks, on paper goalkeeping seems like your thing
19:06Is it?
19:07Yeah, of course
19:08Yeah
19:09Why not?
19:10Look, I'm a cat
19:11Black cat, they call me
19:12Yeah
19:13You think you're good?
19:14You went into this confidently?
19:16No, I went into it confidently
19:17Right
19:18I mean, look at the size of him
19:19Do you know what?
19:20Agility's not really his thing
19:21Do you know what?
19:22I'm a little bit more mobile than Tony
19:24Do you know what?
19:25Do you know the point we're missing here?
19:26I mean
19:27Yeah
19:28You want me to delve into his world, which is football
19:29Yeah
19:30So I've delved into his world and played him at his own game
19:33Yeah
19:34I wasn't a goalkeeper
19:35Maybe we could do a little
19:36No, it's football
19:37It's football, son
19:38It's all different parts of the pitch, but it's football
19:40Maybe we could do a return
19:42And he could delve into my sport
19:44Ooh
19:49It's cute to see that
19:50Now, Alan, you actually have some experience in goalkeeping
19:53Do you want to talk us through this technique?
19:55Yeah, yeah, I played for
19:58Yeah, I was against the Arsenal ladies
20:00Yeah
20:01I don't know why I've got Deirdre Rashid's glasses
20:03But, um
20:04Why do you have to look so shit and then mention that you're at women's football?
20:08Oh
20:09Oh
20:10Wow
20:11What you say
20:12I feel you do
20:13I was thinking
20:14Do not
20:15Latest update
20:16Alan's out
20:174,000, 2 to goal
20:23I didn't think you'd go out, but you're gone
20:25OK
20:26Well, it's time to see how Micah and Tony did in training
20:29They headed to Finch Farm and were given some tips by former England goalkeeper Rob Green
20:33Assisted by one of Everton's Premier League legends, Leon Osman
20:36Have a look
20:40OK, let's get to it
20:41Leon here is going to serve you in the bottom corner
20:44You've got to get yourself back up, and I'll be serving you on up to your right-hand side for a spectacular double save
20:51Let's go
20:52Yes
20:53Yes
20:54Yes
20:55Oh no, talk to me
21:08Yeah, I'm impressed mate
21:09Meeks, it's like someone's been playing golf round here
21:12There's how many divots taken from this wonderful ground?
21:15Goodison Park
21:16It's 40,000 Scousers
21:18All taking the piss
21:19All laughing their heads off
21:21I'm not gonna lie
21:22I'm a little bit anxious and nervous about that
21:24Right, let's go
21:25Let's go
21:26Let's go
21:27Let's go
21:32He's trying to run across the goal
21:34You turn like a bus
21:36I can't
21:38You see how long it takes him to get up
21:40He's got to dive five seconds before someone takes a shot
21:43I can't lose this, definitely
21:45Let's go
21:46Yes, it's enough
21:48I go down very early
21:54You guys are used to being on the floor
22:03Is Mike an overconfident?
22:05Does a bear shit in the woods?
22:08I'm gonna show you the three main techniques to stop him
22:12And a striker coming through on you
22:14First one
22:15You go out with your hands
22:17Take the ball
22:18Take the player
22:19Job done
22:20Next one
22:21Bit of the old school Schmeichel
22:22The starfish
22:23Leg comes out
22:25Hand comes out
22:26Get yourself square
22:27Make it as big a barrier as possible
22:29Last one
22:30K block
22:31It's a smaller version
22:32But you stay on your feet
22:33You want to form the barrier
22:34But you want to stay mobile
22:35I think the star is the best one
22:37The Schmeichel
22:38Jumping the star kind of way
22:39And if I can actually land on the player
22:42That's gonna be even better
22:44Left
22:45Right
22:46That's right, isn't it?
22:48Think something like that
22:49Hands
22:50Back
22:52Schmeichel
22:55Hands
22:58Back
22:59Schmeichel
23:00But better
23:01But better
23:03Take Schmeichel
23:04Let's go
23:08Beautiful
23:09Just get out to him
23:10That's it
23:11Get out and spread
23:14Schmeichel
23:15That was absolutely nothing to do with what I told you
23:17But it was effective
23:18That was effective
23:21Stand him up
23:22Oh
23:24That's your forte
23:25That's your forte
23:26I think it was just a straight penalty shootout
23:29I'd win
23:30But the fact that it's these daft American one versus one penalties
23:34I think he's got a chance
23:35Tighter, tighter
23:36Hands out
23:37No, stay on your feet
23:38Stay on your feet
23:39Stay on your feet
23:43Remember the techniques I showed you
23:45Get it wrong
23:46You end up
23:47Fingers like these
23:48Ah
23:52Um
23:55He's got fingers like my eyes
23:57Makes you seem to find Tony's techniques
24:01Uh
24:02Amusing
24:03What was it about?
24:04It was shocking, wasn't it?
24:05Like he was
24:06Really bad
24:07How long did it take you to get up?
24:08What was going on with you?
24:09Well, and you've got to remember
24:10I'm not used to going down
24:12You guys are constantly down
24:13Up, down
24:14Jumping on the floor
24:15Crying
24:16In my game
24:17Very, really down
24:18Yeah, but it took you ten seconds to get up
24:20That's cause I'm not used to going down
24:21Like you, Meeks
24:23Tony, it'd be quicker to raise the Titanic
24:25Honestly
24:26Oh, my sweet cheeks
24:28Fucking absolutely
24:29Honestly, you were like that
24:30On the floor
24:31It looked like one of those adverts
24:32For those walking baths
24:33Do you know what I mean?
24:34He knew help would come
24:35You need fucking enemies
24:38When you've got teammates like this
24:40Um, Sean, were you impressed with what you saw there?
24:43Sort of
24:44Um, since I moved quicker maybe
24:47Now, Meeks, you were taught a few ways to save a one-on-one
24:51Three methods, right?
24:52Basically you were taught
24:53Yeah
24:54What was your favourite out of those?
24:56Uh, it was like the Schmeichel
24:58Yeah
24:59You loved doing that?
25:00The starfish
25:01Yeah
25:02Thought I did quite well, no?
25:03Yeah, it was good
25:04I loved it
25:05Why are you being sarcastic then?
25:06I'm not being sarcastic
25:07How am I being sarcastic?
25:08And I loved it
25:09I really loved it
25:10I thought you doing that starfish thing was really excellent
25:13And I thought you showed a level of athleticism that I found inspirational
25:16What's sarcastic about art?
25:18And when I go home tonight and my children say
25:20What was great about work today?
25:21I'll say
25:22Big Meeks doing the starfish
25:24And then he said chocolate starfish
25:25Then
25:26You did!
25:29I thought that!
25:30Woo!
25:31Woo!
25:32Woo!
25:33Woo!
25:34Woo!
25:35Woo!
25:36Woo!
25:37Woo!
25:38That's five cancelled
25:39Now one more left
25:40Are you out, mate?
25:41Anyway guys, it's been a nice career
25:42It's been fun
25:45It's been good
25:46Doing the various shows
25:47But uh, I'm out
25:48I'm gonna
25:49You'll probably see me
25:50I'll do a cafe in Crawley or something like that
25:51You've got enough shows, haven't you?
25:53It's gonna be called
25:54The Chocolate Starfish
25:55Come down
25:56I'll have you enjoy it
25:58Now, Jay
25:59Why didn't you take part in this challenge?
26:01Honestly
26:03I had to work
26:04For who?
26:05I was doing the first game of the season
26:06of the season on the saturday i've got to be honest i've never been happier to miss out on
26:10something in my life because they i mean we used to play there when you play for liverpool the abuse
26:14you get is horrendous i didn't fancy coming out of half time dressed in an everton kit one bit
26:19i can actually tell you jamie this is genuinely the truth okay we asked everton what they think
26:24about jamie taking part in the challenge and they replied that if he was taking part the challenge
26:28would not happen no way they said the only way the challenge could take place is if you were
26:39nowhere near it they genuinely said that it is right time it is right to be fair i love chase a good
26:44lad he's one of the boys and he hasn't just played for the audible or the other shite over the other
26:50side of the park he's played for other teams as well and i'm not too sure where your success was
26:54was that the shite he's not i've never won there for liverpool once honestly never won
26:58it was down well for me then we should have brought him there seriously no wins only top number one
27:03there once who do you actually support jay liverpool no you don't you're not from the pool what if i can
27:09tell you who i support you know you can't mate it's a typical cop heights once again glory hunting
27:13bastards they're not from the city he's just coming on a fucking if you shut the airports and shut
27:19everywhere else on match day what can i feel to be empty don't be like that
27:29meeks meeks who's your support champ who do i support yeah well depends if i'm on air or off air
27:36well we're on air and tell the truth mancy off air arsenal yes yeah jesus christ what's up with you
27:44people you're not from there support where you're from support your own i support bulwark as well
27:50that's even worse
27:52he's one of them two team wankers well
27:56that's the worst person in the world why do you support everton talk i was chosen me too trust me
28:02i didn't choose i was chosen a special time to support my club mate and all my children are evertonians
28:08as well i've fucking told them it's character building
28:19okay reds it's time to lock in your answer who saved more based on what you've seen is it
28:24meeks tony or was it a draw it's hard isn't it you might be a lump but you get down there you know
28:31yeah what a lovely what a lovely what a lovely thing to say i've gone with tony let's let's
28:41sit with tony okay let's head to goodison park it was the first game of the last ever season at the
28:46iconic stadium what better way to honor one of england's great grounds than throwing two big lads
28:51onto the pitch and seeing if they could save shots from everton legend yakubu let's see what happened
28:55here come bright looking dangerous and minter taking on the fullback and there's mitoma and brighton lead
29:08at goodison park dancing visiting fans whilst the majority hang their heads
29:17and there is the half time whistle
29:20and so to lift the spirits here is tony value to take part in the elite of their own goalkeeping
29:30challenge and up against him larger than life much love pundit michael richards
29:40and the point of the game is that these two have to keep out yakubu
29:45everton legend 33 goals in 107 games so three attempts from yakubu and here is the first of those
30:01a little wiggle of the hips he makes it look easy as of old tony value left behind so how does micah follow
30:10that hurriedly off his line to go eyeball to eyeball with yakubu who didn't even need to sit him down
30:22it's one each then you darting off his line and skidding into great effect
30:28why are you doing this michael richards then to try and hit that very high bar
30:39yakubu this way and that's and michael richards sticking with him it's another very very good save
30:47and with one more to face each it is one each
30:51so the yak again eyeball to eyeball with tony value took him one way took him the other opened up the net
31:05that's the way they love to remember him here
31:09a ruthless icy eye for goal
31:13value had no answer so michael richards if he saves this wins it
31:17and michael richards plunges and does win it terrific piece of goal keeping
31:28the broadest of broad smiles in football belongs again
31:32to michael richards and he's earned it well done man
31:35that was good
31:45uh meeks congratulations
31:48not better
31:49genuinely impressive how did that feel absolutely brilliant how you feeling to
31:56micah's shorts were tight though i don't even think he saved that second one with his aunt
32:00okay well red team i'm afraid to say that means you didn't score any points i'm sorry about that
32:08but we do want to say a big thank you to rob green leon osmond yakubu and everyone at everton
32:12for welcoming us uh and i've just heard that for bringing the game into disrepute with that
32:16halftime challenge everton have been docked another 10 points at the end of that round the blue team are in the lead
32:24yes
32:38our next round is all about the gaffer
32:44so the captain sean dache is here
32:47is
33:07we have
33:12found a way to do it
33:15Mission accomplished.
33:18Burnley back in the Premier League.
33:25Yes, it's the man your taxi driver thinks should manage England.
33:29It's Shaun Deitch!
33:35Now, Sam Allardyce famously said that if he was called Allardycio,
33:38he would have managed Man United.
33:40Do you think you'd have got bigger jobs if you were Shaun Deitchio?
33:44Say big job of Everton manager.
33:46I meant bigger.
33:47It does say bigger.
33:48You've already got a massive job.
33:50Everton are a great job.
33:51Better.
33:52Better for you.
33:53You shit bag.
33:55Do you think you could have got an even bigger job than that massive job
33:59if your name was Shaun Deitchio?
34:01I don't think it quite works like that, to be fair,
34:04but, you know, you have to be sort of maybe on trend nowadays
34:07to get the biggest of jobs,
34:09but Everton's a big job in itself.
34:11It's a massive job and it's a great club.
34:14Meeks, would you have liked to have played for one of Shaun's sides?
34:16Yeah, of course.
34:17I love you, Deitchio.
34:18You know that.
34:19Cheers, mate.
34:20You know that.
34:21I love and respect you.
34:22I've heard of some decent boozles in Burnley as well.
34:25So, for big Meeks, I would have loved to come to me.
34:27Possibly.
34:28Yeah?
34:29Possibly.
34:30Just possibly.
34:31I can arrange that.
34:32I'm ready when you are.
34:33OK.
34:34That sounds like you're going to fuck.
34:35Yeah.
34:36Is that...
34:37Is that...
34:38It's not...
34:45Sean, one of the managerial methods you've become infamous for
34:48is Gaffers Day.
34:49Can you explain to us what that is?
34:51Well, basically, nowadays it's sports science led.
34:54That day's not.
34:55Just get on the line.
34:56You're running.
34:57End off.
34:58No moaning.
34:59Just get on with it.
35:00OK.
35:01Well, look.
35:02It feels strange to have you on, Gaffer, and not offer you control
35:04of the show as well.
35:05So, would you like to take over and make this a Gaffers Round
35:08instead of just Gaffers Day?
35:09Cool.
35:10Let's do it.
35:11OK.
35:12Ladies and gentlemen, your new host of League of Their Own,
35:13the Gaffer, it's Shaun Deitch.
35:15Yeah!
35:16APPLAUSE
35:23This is League of Their Own, and I'm your Gaffer,
35:25um, Shaun Deitch.
35:27I've got to ask some questions about me and my career,
35:29and if you get them right, you get a point.
35:31And things on buzzers.
35:32When I was at Burnley, the fans renamed a pub in my honour.
35:35What is the name of that pub?
35:38Is it the Sore Arms?
35:40Do you like pints?
35:42Unfortunately, that's not the right answer.
35:44OK, thank you.
35:45Cracking effort.
35:46The Bald Eagle.
35:48For fuck's sake.
35:49The fucking Bald Eagle.
35:51I don't know anything to do with me.
35:54Anything to do with me.
35:55Now, what is it?
35:56The answer is the Royal Deitch.
35:58I knew it was something like that.
35:59There it is, look there.
36:01Oh!
36:02It doesn't look very royal, does it?
36:05Next question.
36:07Who was I talking about here?
36:09And I quote,
36:10I just imagine he likes a pint or a version of it.
36:12I'm quite partial to half a lager shanty myself.
36:14I think we could probably lock horns and have a bit of a go.
36:19Is it me?
36:21No, but I would.
36:25Sean's out.
36:26Yeah, thank you.
36:28Yeah!
36:29Lovely.
36:33Who's left?
36:34Just Jill.
36:35Jürgen Klopp.
36:38Correct.
36:39Yes!
36:40That was Jürgen Klopp.
36:41Last question.
36:42This is a game-changing three points.
36:44But first, ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Magic Mike live.
36:47Woo!
36:48Wow!
36:49The question is, how does that relate to my management techniques at Burnley?
37:08It was a punishment to your players?
37:11It was very similar, yeah.
37:12Something like that.
37:13And you just have to make them dance, or?
37:14Yeah, so to keep the lads in check, instead of just finding money all the time, we have
37:19a spin wheel.
37:20Yeah.
37:21Especially more so at Burnley, we used to have loads of different forfeits.
37:25And one of them was not quite out of lap dance, so one of the players had to spin,
37:28and the next player got the number up to do a lap dance on the player.
37:31What?
37:32Wow!
37:33So you used to watch your players give each other lap dances?
37:36I knew men's football was fucked up.
37:39Correct, Jamie.
37:40Yes.
37:41It was part of my forfeits.
37:43I remember reading it.
37:45That means you get someone in the blue team to perform a forfeit right now with the cast
37:50of Magic Mike, so who are you thinking?
37:52I think I want to choose rummage.
37:54I'd love to do it, but...
37:57It's Magic Mike, not Tragic Mike.
37:59Come on, come on.
38:01How about Meeks?
38:02Meeks, you could do this.
38:03Come on.
38:04There's not a chance of going over there.
38:06I do.
38:07He's got a ring to it, Magic Micah.
38:09No.
38:10Come on, Micah.
38:11Who wants to see Michael Richards join the cast of Magic Mike?
38:14Come on, Micah.
38:16Come on, Meeks.
38:19Sean, what do you think?
38:22Defo, defo you, mate.
38:24Oh.
38:25Okay.
38:26All right, Meeks.
38:27Go and get yourself ready for Magic Mike.
38:29Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the host of Gaffers' Round.
38:31It's Sean Dyche.
38:35You were great, man.
38:36You were so good.
38:41Are you serious?
38:42Yeah.
38:45I thought it was just banter for the show.
38:47No, it's not banter.
38:48Go and get yourself ready.
38:49Give it up for Big Meeks, everybody.
38:54Oh, my God.
38:55Big Meeks.
38:56What do I do?
38:57Big Meeks.
38:58Go and get yourself dressed and then we'll see what you got, big guy.
39:01Okay.
39:02Please welcome, with the cast of Magic Mike Live, it's our very own Magic Mike-a.
39:09Okay.
39:15Ooh.
39:16Mmm.
39:18Whoo.
39:19Yeah.
39:20Yeah, yeah.
39:22Whoo.
39:23I'm just gonna have to.
39:25Whoo.
39:26Whoo.
39:27Whoo.
39:29Whoo.
39:30Whoo.
39:31Whoo.
39:32Whoo.
39:33Whoo.
39:34Whoo.
39:35Thank you, ladies.
39:37We're gonna take you.
39:41Whoo-hoo.
39:51Whoo-hoo.
40:05The Red Team are in the lead as we head into our final round.
40:34Where our teams will take part in a sporting challenge.
40:37Let's see what they're up against tonight.
40:44This is heading practice.
40:46Inspired by Sean's love of players who get their nut on it,
40:49we've built a game around the art of heading.
40:52The player attached to a bungee will be launched by their teammates
40:55towards giant footballs and will attempt to burst them with their head.
40:58Please welcome back Jill and Tony.
41:00Come on Tony, come on Tony.
41:16Blue team are going to be playing first.
41:17There are three levels to pass and each time a player completes a level,
41:20the opposing team will get to answer a question.
41:22Oh for fuck's sake, Jesus Christ, I've fucking lifted up a rhino.
41:31Tony are you ready, you feeling good?
41:32No, I'm not, I don't, why would I feel good?
41:34Okay, fantastic.
41:35I'm not like this.
41:37I'm it!
41:39Come on, love, you bitch!
41:44Get under me, you pair of fucking donuts!
41:47Fuckin' hell!
41:49Okay, this question's worth one point.
41:51How many miles is the distance between Goodison Park and Anfield?
41:54Half by half a mile, yeah.
41:56Half a mile?
41:56That is correct, you get one point.
41:58Jamie, on to the next stage.
42:03Ah, me legs are killing, ah!
42:08That's your second question.
42:10This question is worth two points.
42:12Put me eye out.
42:13At what age did Amir Khan win a silver medal at the 2007 Olympics?
42:1718?
42:18No.
42:1921?
42:19All right, 17.
42:20That is correct, you get two points.
42:22Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
42:27Go, keep going, go, keep going, keep going!
42:32Oh, my God!
42:33You fucking idiots!
42:35LAUGHTER
42:56This question is worth three points.
42:58What year was the Premier League formed?
43:00Er, 2000...
43:02Earlier, earlier.
43:03No, no, I mean, 92, 92.
43:05That is correct.
43:09Er, Jill, you're up next, so go get ready while we have a look at a replay.
43:17Unbelievable.
43:23OK, red team, you are asking questions now.
43:26Jill, good luck.
43:28Um, are you... How are you feeling, Jill?
43:30Yeah, I'm really excited.
43:32I've never flown before.
43:34OK, well, good luck to you.
43:35You look great.
43:36Er, OK.
43:37Go ahead, Jill!
43:38Come on, man!
43:39Come on!
43:40Come on, Jill!
43:41Go on, Jill!
43:42Go!
43:43Yeah!
43:44Woo!
43:45Yay!
43:46Yay!
43:47Yay!
43:48Yay!
43:49Yay!
43:50OK, this question's worth one point.
43:52What is Sean Dyche's favourite superhero?
43:54Er, Superman, Spider-Man.
43:56Yep.
43:57Ranger, just calm down a little bit!
43:59Ranger!
44:00Let's go!
44:01Let's go!
44:02Let's go!
44:03Let's go!
44:04Yeah!
44:05Let go!
44:10Oh, God!
44:11You're too small!
44:12You're too small!
44:13This question is worth two points.
44:14Which manager has managed both Everton and Liverpool?
44:17Third one, come on!
44:18Don't know.
44:19Who is it?
44:20Benitez.
44:21Oh, Benitez, fucking out!
44:22Jill, off you go!
44:23Get the angle!
44:24Am I alright touching you?
44:25Yeah!
44:26Oh!
44:27Oh!
44:28Oh!
44:29Oh!
44:30Oh!
44:31Oh!
44:32All the way back!
44:33Let's go!
44:34Pull this high!
44:35Yeah!
44:36Walk!
44:37Walk!
44:38Walk!
44:39A bit further.
44:40Make him walk!
44:41Oh!
44:43Ah!
44:44Ah!
44:45Ah!
44:46Ah!
44:47Ah!
44:48Ah!
44:49Ah!
44:50Ah!
44:51Ah!
44:52Ah!
44:53Ah!
44:54Ah!
44:55Yes!
44:56Yes!
44:57It was a trip team for me.
44:58OK, your next question.
44:59This question is worth three points.
45:00Which club was originally known as St. Domingos?
45:01Everton.
45:02Yes!
45:03These were pretty poor!
45:04Uh, well done, Jill.
45:05Let's have a look at a reply.
45:06So that means that tonight's winners are the blue team!
45:16vagina!
45:17Saluting
45:23Jill
45:25You are the only person on the show now that hasn't managed to cancel themselves
45:29You've got anything now. I'm covered in jizz. So I'll probably will
45:36Thanks to Jamie Allen and Tony Jill Michael and Sean you've been watching the league of their own and now to grind us out
45:42Please could you welcome back magic Mike live?
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