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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:12So I can't believe I'm saying this, Chris, but this is a challenge called Fingertip Saves.
00:17How many fingertips have you got?
00:19Not enough.
00:21So I've got to reach the ball I can't see and you've got to reach the ball you can't reach.
00:26This is too far for equality.
00:28It's political correct that's gone mad.
00:30This is woke nonsense.
00:52Hello, everyone, I'm a Shranger Nation.
00:54This is the League of the Road. Let's meet the teams.
00:57Joining Jill Scott and Michael Richards in the blue corner is a massive Liverpool fan.
01:02So if he wins tonight, we'll never hear the end of it.
01:03It's Chris McCausland.
01:09And on the red team alongside Jamie Redknapp is a man who's come second on the show the last three times.
01:14So as an Arsenal fan, he thinks that deserves a trophy.
01:16It's Alex Brooker.
01:17And joining them tonight is the woman who did this.
01:25Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
01:28And that's it!
01:29She's brought football home so many times she's legally allowed to adopt it.
01:36It's Chloe Kelly!
01:37This girl is on my own!
01:41This girl is on my way
01:45This girl is on my way
01:47This girl is on my way
01:49This girl is on my way
01:51This girl is on my way
01:53This girl is on my way
01:55This girl is on my way
01:57Chloe Kelly, everybody!
02:03Chloe, you're the only person on the planet
02:07to score the winning goal in back-to-back Euros finals.
02:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:14Inside.
02:15Which one was more special?
02:17I'm going to have to say the 22 Euros.
02:22Not only did I have Jill by my side
02:24but it was at Wembley against Germany
02:26so, so special.
02:28Chloe, we don't do that on this show.
02:30Aw, come on.
02:31Be nice to Jill.
02:32Yeah.
02:33That was lovely.
02:35How come Chloe is, like, not on my team, though?
02:37Chris, I do love you.
02:39I'm Chris, I'm really sorry.
02:42I should explain this about Jill.
02:43She hates blind people.
02:44LAUGHTER
02:45Let me just get that out of the way.
02:47She was just going, are you joking?
02:48Massive me.
02:49Oh, it's huge.
02:50She's trying to ban Braille.
02:52LAUGHTER
02:53Chloe, be honest.
02:56Was it easier to win the Euros this time
02:58without Jill kind of holding you back?
03:00LAUGHTER
03:02Jill, have you got a medal?
03:04Uh, what, from this one?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Have you brought us one?
03:07Oh, no, sorry.
03:08LAUGHTER
03:09That was so...
03:10Have you brought us one?
03:12LAUGHTER
03:13Jill was with us all the time.
03:15Yeah, she was, we saw.
03:16It was pathetic.
03:17After the bus thing,
03:19she was on the bus with us
03:21and the mood was quite low
03:23and she brought the spirits up
03:24but after the Netherlands game,
03:26we saw her running
03:28and she was chasing the coach to get on.
03:30I was like, stop, Jill's chasing after the bus.
03:33The worst thing about that
03:34was I was about to, like, miss my ride home
03:36so I ran all the way,
03:37it was like 100 metres
03:39and I'd get on, sit next to Serena
03:40and she goes,
03:41you're not as fit as you used to be, aren't you?
03:44LAUGHTER
03:45I was sweating and everything
03:46but, no, it was an honour to be there.
03:48Yeah, I'm sure.
03:49I'm sure it was an honour for you.
03:50LAUGHTER
03:55Jill, you really did do some world-class
03:56hanging on at the Euros this summer.
03:58Let's have a look.
04:00Erm, I'll just explain, er,
04:02just for Chris what the images are.
04:04It's, er,
04:05Jill desperately gatecrash
04:06in any single moment of someone else's joy.
04:08Those are the pictures.
04:10Erm, Alex, was this your biggest achievement of the summer?
04:13Wow.
04:14So there you are with, er,
04:16Arsenal defenders William Saliba and Gabriel.
04:19What's going on there?
04:20Yeah, well, the biggest achievement
04:21was me getting that bow tie on.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:25APPLAUSE
04:26It took me three hours.
04:27If you'd have filmed it, I'd have got through
04:28and Britain's Got Talent.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30Now, Chris, you're a massive Liverpool fan, of course.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Was Jamie one of your heroes back in the day?
04:33Of course, man.
04:34I mean, like, Liverpool legends.
04:35I mean, who can forget?
04:36I mean, those white suits, Jamie.
04:37LAUGHTER
04:38I reckon one of the last things I ever saw.
04:41LAUGHTER
04:42His retinas were burned out in the FA Cup Final 1996.
04:45LAUGHTER
04:46Chris, you know, now he's mixed race?
04:48LAUGHTER
04:49That's a good point, Chris.
04:50We should explain to you how Jamie looks now.
04:51LAUGHTER
04:52I mean, listen, I'll be honest.
04:53Basically, I'll be honest.
04:54I'll be honest.
04:55I'll be honest.
04:56I'll be honest.
04:57I'll be honest with you.
04:58You know, in the FA Cup Final 1996.
04:59LAUGHTER
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05:02LAUGHTER
05:03I reckon one of the last things I ever saw.
05:04LAUGHTER
05:05His retinas were burned out in the FA Cup Final 1996.
05:06LAUGHTER
05:07Chris, do you know now he's mixed race?
05:08LAUGHTER
05:09That's a good point, Chris.
05:10We should explain to you how Jamie looks now.
05:12LAUGHTER
05:19To be honest with you, right,
05:20I do get people's colour wrong all the time.
05:23So does Jamie's tanner.
05:25LAUGHTER
05:28I didn't ask for Sri Lankan.
05:30This is way too dark.
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33That's why I have a lot of respect for people like you, Romesh,
05:36who have a name that is obvious.
05:38LAUGHTER
05:40And nowhere I am with a Romesh rank and anything.
05:43LAUGHTER
05:44Joke's on you, mate.
05:45I'm as white as the day is long.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:48Right, let us crack on with round one.
05:51Red team, this question is for you.
05:53Have a look at this.
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06:32That's a good team, isn't it?
06:34Yeah, I'm the one.
06:36So, there you saw World Cup winner Argentina,
06:38the dominant US women's team and Champions League winners PSG.
06:42They're the men's winners. Obviously, Chloe,
06:44the more important Champions League was won by you and the Arsenal.
06:46Come on, the Gunners. I'm nice.
06:47Now, like the Lionesses, all three have recently had big wins on the pitch,
06:51but I want you to match them to their secrets of success.
06:55Whose manager trains barefoot in order to connect with the earth?
06:58Who unwound before a final by doing karaoke?
07:01And who had an army of 30,000 witches absorbing their negative energy
07:05to help them win?
07:06First thoughts, Red Team?
07:08Hmm.
07:09What have you got?
07:10Oh, the answer to that is none.
07:12No.
07:13Witches?
07:14Witches, yeah.
07:16Well, like, real ones.
07:17LAUGHTER
07:24Do I mean real? I've given you all the information I've got.
07:2730,000 witches.
07:29Yeah, but they're not real, are they?
07:31Yeah, some of them aren't.
07:33Witchcraft is like a thing, isn't it?
07:34Yeah, I remember, like, meeting a woman and I sort of offended her
07:36and she said, your eye will never be the same.
07:38I don't think it's true.
07:43Never will you look in the same direction again!
07:48Sorry, Chris.
07:49I actually feel I need to check my privilege.
07:54Oh, my God.
07:55Just, just, just, just Chris going all rubbish,
07:58my heart bleeds for you, mate.
08:01Yeah.
08:01You've got the old mortgage eyes, have you, mate?
08:03One's fixed and one's variable.
08:05LAUGHTER
08:06Oh, I feel bad luck.
08:12Now, Chloe, you've won back-to-back Euros, so come on, tell us.
08:17Was this guy the secret to your success, Chloe?
08:20Oh, Reggie.
08:21Oh, Reggie.
08:22So, who is that? Who is that?
08:24He's the coffee man's dog.
08:26So, the coffee man comes, makes us coffee in the mornings,
08:30and the girls take him for walks.
08:33Chris, I'll explain this image for you.
08:35It's, um, a dog staring at the camera
08:37and he looks like he got stuck with Jill.
08:38LAUGHTER
08:41I'm glad, I'm glad you explained that,
08:42cos what Chloe just said was,
08:43the coffee man comes in the morning and the girls take him for walks.
08:46LAUGHTER
08:48LAUGHTER
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56What kind of coffee shenanigans is this?
09:00You've got a dog.
09:01Arsenal have got a dog as well, haven't they?
09:02Yeah. Yeah, it's called Wynn.
09:04Wynn? Wynn.
09:05Didn't it change its name to Nearly?
09:07LAUGHTER
09:12Chris, have you got a dog?
09:13We've got a, um, we've got a little toy poodle.
09:16It is literally the worst dog that a blind man can have in a house,
09:20cos it's so small, I have to check under my arse before I sit down.
09:24And have him out in the garden with it.
09:25It's so small, it literally doesn't make a noise.
09:28It does not weigh enough to create any noise on the ground.
09:32It's like having an invisible dog.
09:35And never, I call it a cum, don't know if it's cum.
09:37LAUGHTER
09:39LAUGHTER
09:40LAUGHTER
09:42God.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:44Heya, boy, heya, boy.
09:45And then I wait a while, and then I have to get on my hands and knees and
09:47fucking check.
09:48LAUGHTER
09:50APPLAUSE
09:52One of these managers gets an edge by training players barefoot.
10:01Jay, what's the weirdest thing that one of your managers used to do?
10:04Yeah, I had one...
10:06Yeah, I had an unusual manager, actually.
10:08He used to, like, come into my room late at night.
10:11LAUGHTER
10:13Like, come in and, like, want to read, like, stories to me and stuff.
10:19LAUGHTER
10:21And then he even asked to call me daddy.
10:22LAUGHTER
10:24With my dad.
10:26LAUGHTER
10:27You messed it up, Jay.
10:28Did I? Yeah, cos you said it was my dad.
10:30He said he asked to call me daddy.
10:32LAUGHTER
10:35I like that story, too.
10:36LAUGHTER
10:38All right, son, I'm going to read you three little pigs,
10:42but do you mind who I call you daddy?
10:44LAUGHTER
10:46LAUGHTER
10:48LAUGHTER
10:49I was looking at that.
10:51Oh, mate.
10:51Your little face, you were looking at me going...
10:54Who was it?
10:55LAUGHTER
10:57Um, Chris, obviously, you're not a stranger to winning,
11:00because, obviously, Chris won Strictly.
11:02Incredible achievement.
11:04APPLAUSE
11:08What was the secret to winning Strictly?
11:10The secret was having an identical twin
11:14who can see perfectly well.
11:15LAUGHTER
11:18I'd love to see you do it, Big Mix.
11:20What, Strictly?
11:21Yeah.
11:22No. You'd be amazing in those sequins.
11:25No, I wouldn't do it.
11:26Why? But if another show gets cancelled,
11:28maybe I'll consider it.
11:30Um, but I'd like to do it with, maybe, Jamie or Jill.
11:35What? A little bit of same-sex action?
11:37What? Me and you?
11:38LAUGHTER
11:39Well, she swings a different way,
11:41so I'm not going to get the Strictly curse, are we?
11:43Oh.
11:44Well, we might.
11:45LAUGHTER
11:49Yeah.
11:50Uh, Jill, would you ever do Strictly with Mix?
11:52Erm...
11:54Yeah, cos he's, like, a big guy.
11:55I'd want, like, a strong guy, I think.
11:58Yeah? Yeah?
11:59Yeah, but you also need someone who can dance.
12:00LAUGHTER
12:03OK, well, listen, shall we have a look at what you've got?
12:04Do you want to...?
12:05What, now?
12:06No, let's do it after.
12:08Yeah, go on, go on.
12:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:11Just that, just that here for a little...
12:13Just that here for a little...
12:14APPLAUSE
12:15What are we doing, Jill?
12:17What are we doing?
12:18I don't know.
12:20Just for safety, I'm just going to ask for them to get a crash mat,
12:24cos I know what you're like.
12:25LAUGHTER
12:27Not even I needed a crash mat.
12:29LAUGHTER
12:31Oh, my God!
12:34APPLAUSE
12:36Don't remember...
12:38So I'll tell you something...
12:41It's must be done...
12:45Let's go!
12:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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13:06You all right?
13:07Yeah, fine.
13:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:09Jill, it's no be it.
13:10Come on, let's have a go.
13:11LAUGHTER
13:13Who wants to see Jill lift Micah?
13:16LAUGHTER
13:18OK, Red Team, listen, I need an answer from you.
13:22Yep.
13:23Whose manager takes training barefoot?
13:25Who did karaoke to unwind before a final?
13:28And who had witches helping them out?
13:30Well, I do know the first one.
13:32That was Luis Enrique, with the feet.
13:35Is it?
13:36I've read that, yeah.
13:37So I'm happy with that one.
13:38I'm not too sure...
13:39Did you say you read that?
13:40LAUGHTER
13:41No, Red Team, I'm not telling you not to support your casting,
13:44but think about how factual that might be.
13:46Jamie says he read that.
13:49LAUGHTER
13:50Someone told me.
13:52LAUGHTER
13:53Emma Hayes seems like...
13:55Carrie...?
13:56Do you know Emma Hayes?
13:57I've never played under her, but karaoke...
14:00I feel like that would be quite an American thing to do.
14:02All right, let's do it. I like that.
14:04And then The Witches with Argentina.
14:06OK, well, I can tell you that Argentina had an army of witches
14:09absorbing negative energy from the players.
14:11The US women's team relaxed by doing karaoke before a final.
14:14And PSG manager Luis Enrique takes training there for it.
14:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:18Well done, Red Team, you've scored three points.
14:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:22Right, Blue Team, this next question is for you. Have a look at this.
14:37That is Leo Williamson who roars at the North Bank.
14:50And a two for England!
14:52Oh, yes!
14:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:56And we're going to get a third goal, it's Alex Greenwood.
15:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:01England returning the European Championship crowd.
15:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:09So, there you saw a closing in team-mates,
15:13Leah Williamson, Ella Toon and Alex Greenwood.
15:16All three are fearless Euros winning lionesses,
15:19but I want you to match them to what they're scared of.
15:22Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter?
15:25Who takes taxis on holiday because they're terrified of crocodiles?
15:28And who is scared of Hoovers?
15:31I'm not so much scared of the Hoovers,
15:33having to explain in A&E how it got stuck there.
15:35LAUGHTER
15:37As this question is about fear,
15:38I thought it would help to know what scares us, you know?
15:41And I'll go first, I've got a number of different fears.
15:44My biggest fear is my most successful Sky hosting job being cancelled.
15:48LAUGHTER
15:50You can always get a streaming service, though.
15:53The lazy iPlayer.
15:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:02Chris, what scares you?
16:03I can't stand flying, I hate it,
16:05because any little bit of turbulence, I'm like,
16:07what was that? What was that? What was happening?
16:09How did the stewards look? What's that? Are they panicking?
16:12LAUGHTER
16:13Because it's not like...
16:14I think if we were going to crash,
16:15like, I think I'd be all right with that.
16:18It's the not knowing if we're going to crash.
16:20LAUGHTER
16:21Because, like, if you're in a car and you crash,
16:23at least it just crashes, doesn't it?
16:25Whereas if you're going to crash in a plane,
16:26oh, it takes, like, five minutes, doesn't it?
16:28LAUGHTER
16:29All those people in plane crashes going,
16:31fuck, this is taking ages.
16:33LAUGHTER
16:34Just get over it.
16:35There's only so long you can scream for.
16:37LAUGHTER
16:39Isn't there?
16:40You scream for the first two minutes,
16:42and then you're like, what the fuck do we do now?
16:44LAUGHTER
16:46Just wait till it's towards the end again,
16:48and then just go, OK, guys, we're nearly...
16:5010, 9, 8, 7, go!
16:52AHHHHH!
16:53LAUGHTER
16:55Bix, what's a big boy like you scared of?
16:58Spiders! I hate spiders.
17:00Really?
17:01I don't like heights, I don't like mice.
17:03Um, I don't like stop and search.
17:06LAUGHTER
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17:09APPLAUSE
17:11LAUGHTER
17:13APPLAUSE
17:15LAUGHTER
17:17Er, Chloe, you seem pretty unflappable.
17:20I can't imagine anything scares you.
17:21What are you scared of?
17:22I'm scared of peacocks.
17:24Peacocks?
17:25I don't like peacocks, yeah.
17:26It scares me.
17:27When I was younger and I used to go to the park,
17:29peacocks, like, yeah, get away from me.
17:31Er, well, listen, a bit of a trigger warning.
17:34We have actually...
17:35We're going to show a picture of one now.
17:36Yeah, yeah.
17:37Let's have a look.
17:38Terrifying.
17:39LAUGHTER
17:40Oh, it's horrible.
17:41Are you all right looking at that photo?
17:43That doesn't scare you.
17:44I've got sweaty palms, like.
17:45Really?
17:46Let's see how you do with this.
17:47Bring out the peacocks!
17:48No, don't worry.
17:49LAUGHTER
17:50Er, Alex, er, what are you...
17:52Whoa!
17:53What are you scared of?
17:54I don't like, er...
17:55I don't like jellyfish.
17:56Mm.
17:57I got stung by a jellyfish in Malta years ago.
18:00And the thing was, though, a lot of people there,
18:02they hadn't seen me go in,
18:03so they've just seen me in the water,
18:05scream, it's got me,
18:06and then slide out,
18:08obviously missing a leg,
18:09and all of a sudden they were sitting there.
18:11LAUGHTER
18:12I'm like, it's got me!
18:13It's got me!
18:14Like, one leg off me!
18:15I thought it was a fucking shark!
18:17Just one of them goes, erm,
18:18do I have to piss on that?
18:20LAUGHTER
18:21Er, Jamie, I heard you've got a failure of being tickled.
18:25What?
18:26I've been told that you are scared of being tickled.
18:30No, I don't.
18:31It feels like...
18:32LAUGHTER
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