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00:00I'm Danny Dyer, and I'm in L Street on one of the most depraved shows on the television,
00:17a league of their art now.
00:18I've met gangsters, I've met bare-knuckle boxers and drug dealers, but nothing's prepared
00:23me for the low-life scum on this show.
00:27So we've got the muscle.
00:30One of the old boys.
00:31How long have you been doing it for?
00:32This is actually the 19th series, isn't it?
00:34A 19th stretch?
00:35Yeah.
00:36The Northern Psycho.
00:37And then there's this fellow and all.
00:40I don't know if he knows what show he's on.
00:43I think he thinks he's filming Narcos or something like that.
00:46Do you know the drugs get involved?
00:48Well, I mean, I had a couple of paracetamol today, but it's just...
00:51Damn these pills.
00:52I'll be alright, Randy, won't you?
00:54Yeah, it's the studio.
00:55And I'm gonna be on the show as well today, so let's have it.
00:59Hello, I'm Robert Tranganae from Mrs. A League of Their Own.
01:00Let's meet the teams.
01:01With Jill Scott and Michael Richards on the blues as a man who loves West Ham so much,
01:02he's letting their captain marry his daughter.
01:03Leave it out, you slags.
01:04It's Sandy Dyer.
01:05It's Sandy Dyer.
01:06Yay!
01:07Sheezy!
01:08Yay!
01:09Sheezy!
01:10Sheezy!
01:11I'm all of a sudden.
01:12Do you find all of a sudden?
01:13I'm all of a sudden.
01:14I'm all of a sudden.
01:15You're all of a sudden.
01:16I'm all of a sudden.
01:17I'm all of a sudden.
01:18I'm all of a sudden.
01:19I'm all of a sudden.
01:20I'm all of a sudden.
01:21This is the local state of the game in the game.
01:22Let's meet the teams.
01:23With Jill Scott and Michael Richards on the blues as a man who loves West Ham so much,
01:28he's letting their captain marry his daughter.
01:30Leave it out, you slags, it's Danny Dyer.
01:35Danny!
01:36Danny!
01:38You are it!
01:39You are it!
01:40You are it!
01:41You are it!
01:41And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the Red team is an Arsenal fan
01:44who made the name for himself in his hard-hitting political satire.
01:47Not really.
01:48It's the guy with the big teeth.
01:49It's Rob Beckett!
01:51Yes!
01:53Come on.
01:56Rob, you have come on the right night
01:57because joining the Reds is a very special guest.
02:02He's a Euros and Champions League winner
02:04and wants to set a record by having 191 touches in a game.
02:08Still less than I plan on touching him tonight.
02:11It's Arsenal midfielder, Jorginho!
02:13Yeah!
02:27Oh, sorry, sorry.
02:33Oh, this is so nice.
02:37Thirsty, isn't he?
02:38Sorry, sorry.
02:40Romesh!
02:41Romesh!
02:43Sit down, please.
02:44Stop being so thirsty.
02:46It's so good to have you here, Jorginho.
02:48It feels a bit weird calling you Jorginho throughout the show,
02:51but I just feel like I'm a commentator.
02:52What is your actual full name?
02:54Jorge Luis Frello Filho, long name.
02:57Yeah, okay, we'll do Jorginho.
03:00Jorgy.
03:01Let's go for Jorgy.
03:02Yeah, Jorgy.
03:02Tell me, what is it like playing for the greatest club in the world,
03:06the mighty, mighty Arsenal?
03:07But you make out this big Arsenal fan as well.
03:10He is gone.
03:11He's up in those corporate boxes with a prawn sandwich brigade.
03:14So he's not?
03:14He leaves after 80 minutes.
03:16He ain't even there when you come on.
03:17Oh!
03:21Woo!
03:22Oh, he's gone early.
03:24Jamie!
03:25Thank you, Jamie.
03:26He's gone early.
03:28Now, Rob, Jorginho is nicknamed the professor
03:31because of his football intelligence.
03:32Have you ever had a nickname?
03:34When I used to play football, I was called the Rhino.
03:37Just because I was really fat.
03:40And I'd just plough through the other team.
03:43Okay.
03:43What are you looking down there for?
03:44What can I say?
03:45No, I've seen your little finger.
03:46Yeah, no, this is a sitch.
03:47I don't know if someone's winding me up.
03:48Why?
03:49Right, sometimes they give you, like, a little bottle of water
03:51or a little pack of sweets to keep the energy up during the show.
03:53See what I've got down there?
03:54It's a full tuck shop.
03:57I was kind of trolling down.
04:00Now, Danny, in the interest of balance,
04:03let's talk about West Ham.
04:04Yes.
04:04Now, your future Sonny North, Jared Bowen,
04:06is also a great player.
04:07Yep.
04:07Could you ever see him in the future
04:09moving to a big club like Arsenal?
04:10Ha-ha-ha.
04:11Yeah.
04:11Why would he go?
04:13Because Saka is his nemesis, isn't he?
04:15Saka's his nemesis?
04:16Well, Saka keeps him out of the England squad.
04:18Yeah.
04:18And I think it's a myth that Saka's better than Jared Bowen.
04:22I'll be honest with you, you are slightly biased.
04:24Well, slightly.
04:25I mean, he is the father of my grandchildren, but, um...
04:27He's family.
04:28I just think he's as good as him, if not better.
04:31How did Jared and little Danny meet?
04:33Um, she moved into a gaff,
04:36and Jared Bowen was living next door
04:37because he'd just been bought by West Ham.
04:39So he'd moved down with his best mate.
04:41I was very excited by all this.
04:42We went on holiday, and, uh, she went,
04:45Dad, Jared Bowen's just DM'd me.
04:47I said, well, fucking DM him back.
04:50LAUGHTER
04:51What, she want news?
04:52I said, what, she...
04:53I'm joking, that's fucking good.
04:54LAUGHTER
04:56So, anyway, they...
04:58That's amazing.
04:59So, anyway, for the rest of the holiday,
05:01she's got this sort of little gommie look on her face,
05:03sort of texting him and all that, all sweet.
05:04And then when we got back from the holiday,
05:05he took her out.
05:06Ah.
05:07It is a beautiful love story.
05:08Oh, that is...
05:09Oh, wow.
05:10APPLAUSE
05:10That's all we want.
05:15We've got kids.
05:15All you want is someone to, you know,
05:17love your daughter proper and look after him and all that.
05:20But the fact is, he's the captain of West Ham as well, so...
05:22LAUGHTER
05:23It's a dream, isn't it, Dan?
05:24What's a fucking result, honestly?
05:26LAUGHTER
05:27Honestly.
05:28LAUGHTER
05:28Dan, what's he like as a...
05:30Like, obviously, being family, what's he like?
05:32He's the bollocks.
05:33Is he, yeah?
05:33Yes. I love him.
05:35Dearly.
05:35As son-in-laws go, it's as good as it gets.
05:37Well, if I die tomorrow, it don't matter.
05:38I've completed the son-in-law thing.
05:40Yeah.
05:41I feel sorry for me other daughter,
05:43because there's no fucking boys you can then bring home
05:44that's ever going to match.
05:45LAUGHTER
05:46The fact that this son-in-law got the winning goal
05:50in a fucking European Cup final.
05:52Don't say it's a shit trophy.
05:53LAUGHTER
05:54LAUGHTER
05:55Now, before we move on, Georgina,
05:57I believe you've brought something along with you, is that right?
05:58Yes. I brought some presents for the guests.
06:02Oh, what a guy.
06:04I've heard.
06:05He's the best, isn't he?
06:06Oh, is that for me?
06:06Oh, thank you, Georgina.
06:07Oh, thank you.
06:09OK.
06:10Cheers.
06:11What a guy.
06:12And this is...
06:13Oh.
06:13What are you doing?
06:14It's a son-in-sher!
06:15LAUGHTER
06:16LAUGHTER
06:16LAUGHTER
06:17Does that work a few quid?
06:27Yeah.
06:28We've got to keep that.
06:29Let's have a look, Dan.
06:30Let's have a look.
06:31I don't want to get it out now.
06:32Come on, Dan, get it out.
06:33That's what it is.
06:33Come on, Dan.
06:34Get it out, Dan.
06:35It feels weird, bit, bit, you know, a bit itchy.
06:37What are you doing?
06:38Er, fuck off.
06:39LAUGHTER
06:40LAUGHTER
06:42LAUGHTER
06:43No, I don't...
06:45No, thank you, lad.
06:46Oh, that's...
06:47There you go.
06:48No, no, no, that is...
06:49No, no, I appreciate that.
06:50That's lovely.
06:50Thank you very much.
06:51Can you look after that, yeah?
06:52Yeah, we'll do, yeah.
06:53LAUGHTER
06:54LAUGHTER
06:55I'm going.
06:56Er, OK, let's crack on with round one.
06:58This question is for you, Red Team.
07:00Have a look at this.
07:01OK, we will.
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07:34So, there you saw LillJason Bukayo Saka,
07:35a little legend Leah Williamson,
07:37and Danny still a little annoyed his move to Arsenal,
07:39Declan Rice.
07:40I need you to match the player to their hidden talent. So who plays the piano who holds their school's long jump record?
07:47And who has dreams of becoming a Hollywood actor?
07:50Georgina this is all about Arsenal players. Which player are you closest to in the Arsenal squad would you say? Who's your best mate?
07:56It's really hard to say only one because we are
08:00So you know it's such a great squad. You're so much like unity
08:06Now what about Declan Rice Danny have you forgiven him for leaving West Ham?
08:09It's like my it's not me expert. I saw I look at I look at him. I'm the ex fella
08:14And he's come up. Thank you for that pain. He's gone
08:17You know and he said and he's basically gonna listen up. I've met someone else not bad
08:22You know I mean just just someone I fancy a bit more
08:25Yeah, and he's 100 mil just to make the soften the blood
08:29Now Declan is one of the most talented players in the country
08:32But we have found something he's not good at do I know you because you look exactly like my next girlfriend
08:39I have a first sight or shall I walk by again?
08:42You know what my shirt is made of?
08:44Boyfriend material
08:46Oh my god
08:48I want that video
08:50I think I watched that when I was younger than Turngear
08:54I want that video
08:55I want that video
08:59Brilliant
09:01Now Declan has said that he's changed his pre-match diet before moving to Arsenal for a bonus point
09:06Can anybody tell me what Declan eats before a game now?
09:10I know you'd have to put your hand up
09:13I liked it respectful
09:15It's pancakes. Yeah, how many?
09:18Oh, I don't fucking know. I'm not there
09:20Lots eight. He eats eight pancakes. Yes, but I'll give you the bonus point
09:24What sort of American style? Yeah, pancakes. No, no pancakes. Do you have nights? I love them. Do you have them? No either. What'd you have?
09:31Frosties
09:34I'll tell you what I'd say what the problem is at Arsenal. Frosties and pancakes before a game
09:39Now you're obviously a very talented footballer, but do you have any hidden talents?
09:43Uh
09:45Is there juggling balls? You can juggle? Yeah. Oh, well, coincidentally enough
09:52I've got 15 bags of Ariba here if you're
09:55Give it up for George Jr.
10:01Come on George Jr.
10:03Yeah
10:15That was great. Thank you, mate. You can do it. Oh, no, I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't keep my eyes on all the different
10:25He can see five at once
10:27Uh, I'm gonna give you a bonus point for that, Virginia. Yes. What? For juggling he gets a point?
10:32You do it then. Joe, if you've got a hidden talent that you can demonstrate, I'll give you a bonus point.
10:37Well, yeah, but you're not gonna have like a bike here, are you?
10:39What is the talent? Obviously your bike? Okay, the talent is a bike? Well
10:44I used to ride a lot in the back lanes of Sunderland a bike a bike
10:48So I can do a little trick, but you can do a little trick
10:54Yeah, so do I get a point? Funny enough you say that. We've actually got a bike in
10:58Give it up for Jill Scott, everybody! Come on, Jill
11:00Come on, Jill
11:02It's an actual bike
11:05No, there should be a helmet there, not jade, but there's one under your desk
11:09Can I just say this was 25 years ago?
11:12Yes, you can. Okay, can you tell us what you were going to attempt to do, Jill first?
11:16Well, I'll try and do a jump. Okay, and then like a little thing I used to be able to do. I was 12
11:24You're good on BMXs though, Ron. Remember we did that when we did BMXs
11:28You broke your wrist
11:30He broke his wrist
11:33Do you know what? Do you know what? It was the worst thing because I broke my wrist, I broke that wrist, I dislocated that thumb
11:39I phoned Lisa and said for the next two weeks you're gonna have to wipe my ass for me
11:43Yeah, I wish I had that job. I had to wank him off
11:53Okay, Jill, you ready?
11:55I'm so nervous. I feel more nervous than the Eurospinal
11:58What's final? Are you bigger than I thought or is that too small for you? What's going on with that bite?
12:02It's a tiny bite, it's how it's pulled out
12:04It's the same bite she is when she was 12
12:06Okay, do you win it? Probably like when you put your penis in a big hand
12:09I'm off
12:11I'm off
12:13Go on, Jill!
12:15Hey!
12:17Woo!
12:19Here we go
12:21Woo!
12:23Well done
12:25Well done
12:26Jill Scott everybody
12:27That'll go, Jill
12:29That'll go
12:31Anybody else got a hidden talent they want to demonstrate?
12:33Mix?
12:35I used to be able to do a backflip
12:3720 years ago
12:39But I'm not doing it here and plus you've got no mats or anything so
12:41Uh, oh yes we do, bring out the mats please!
12:45Thank you
12:47Oh, big boy yay yay
12:49No!
12:51I can't backflip
12:53This is a wow this if you pull this off
12:55This could go horribly wrong
12:57You're a lot heavier than 20 years ago
13:01Like double
13:02Four stone heavier
13:03Wow
13:04Okay, so Meeks you're going to do a backflip?
13:07No, I'm not going to do a backflip, I'll do a cartwheel
13:09Okay
13:10Anyone want to see me do a cartwheel?
13:13Jesus Christ, we really lowered their expectations
13:16Alright Meeks, give it up for Michael Richards everybody
13:18Anyone can do a cartwheel cartwheel?
13:20Meeks
13:23Meeks
13:24How much am I insured for?
13:25Meeks, can I ask you a question?
13:26Uh, as a school kid you nicked your trousers from got in touch?
13:28Well
13:30There are shops for bigger guys
13:32Wow
13:33He's coming for you tonight
13:34Oh, I'm getting it all
13:35Okay
13:36Only, we've not practiced this
13:37We don't expect anything
13:38God
13:39Meeks
13:40Meeks
13:41Meeks
13:42I'm ready now
13:43Okay, co heb
13:46OK
13:48Woah
13:50That's a point
13:54Wow
13:55Yours are
13:57Wow
13:57Give it up for Big Mix everybody
13:58Thank you
14:02Oh
14:03Does he get a point?
14:04Yes, I'll give you a point for that
14:05Yes
14:06Right red team, I need an answer for me please
14:07an answer for me please who plays piano who holds their school's long jump record and who wants to
14:12be a hollywood actor georgia i remember reading i think anyway that saka plays the piano first of
14:20all i can tell you that's probably not right you don't remember reading i think is that is it oh
14:26declan's piano okay leah williamson has got long legs i think she could be the the uh yeah but then
14:35if she's got long legs she's got long fingers she might be good at piano what was the last one
14:40hollywood actor wants to be a little come on you're in the dressing room with these guys
14:45you've got hopefully not with leah saka hollywood actor well this is pretty special a little bit of
14:54inside information uh i can tell you that saka holds the school's long jump record leah leah williamson
15:01plays piano and dekna rice wants to be a hollywood actor yeah
15:07i was only joking a minute ago and i had a go at you uh red team you scored zero points
15:15blue team this next question is for you take a look at this
15:41oh
15:48what a lovely hit
15:59so there you saw phil's opponents with fear tomasuka what a career michel arteta and his
16:04father-in-law's here jared bowen uh now all three are big names in football but what i want you to
16:09do is match them to their bad boy fact okay who pulls players pants down in training who mugged off
16:15prince william after beating villa and worst of all who forgets to do their recycling uh now i'm a bit of
16:21a bad boy myself uh to give you an idea of my bad boy credentials i once took a book out from the
16:25library when i was 12 and i never took it back
16:32uh jill what's the baddest thing you've ever done i'm an angel lately like you know even at the
16:38supermarket when they say how many bags have you used i like count like five whereas some people would
16:44you just put zero yeah yeah so you guys put the wrong number of carrier bags
16:54uh you've made a career out of playing hard men are you a bad boy in real life i don't think i've ever
17:00played an old man it's all bullets really i'm i wore a pink dressing gown in these tenders for
17:05fucking nine years you know what i mean right oh i don't think i'm an old man at all i think
17:09and what i like to do is sometimes i like to go in like a posh hotel like a dolchester going to them
17:16beautiful carsies and have a right naughty pony really i don't know why give it to me
17:27i enjoy watching georginio listen to danny dyer described having a pony in the dorchester
17:33just thinking he took a little horse in there so danny just for georginio's benefit can you
17:38explain the the origins of pony and what it means please well pony and trap is a crap
17:43which comes out of your bottle bottle and glass ass you got that georginio got it no no idea
17:49sorry pony and trap crap as in a crap as in shite as in shit okay yeah
17:56oh then your ass which is shits out okay yeah so it's a shits coming out yeah yeah cool especially
18:05after i've had a ruby which is a ruby murray curry which is a curry okay why did i translate that one
18:11yeah absolute stereotype you loved it all didn't you yeah curry curry i know that one
18:18well now uh the western fans absolutely love jarred don't they yes uh he's even got his own chant have
18:25a look at this
18:31well he proposed didn't he over the summer so now it should be bowing's on fire and he's marrying danny dyer
18:54i don't mind it i don't mind the tune i have started it off a couple of times over west damn
19:01myself so um i feel there's some sort of romance in it somewhere i think also too fair they've got
19:08young kids now there's no shagging going on at all yeah but i think it's such a compliment
19:14he's on fire yeah what could be better not like actually burning but like he's he's
19:18fucking on fire what could be better than that and he's shagging danny dyer yeah yeah so i'm just
19:23trying to compute it in my brain that's just an amazing fucking thing do you wish it was about you
19:30well if look if he put it on me i would tongue it i'm not gonna go
19:35okay my way is on fire and he's tonguing danny dyer
19:38bow is on fire and he's tonguing danny dyer bow is on fire
19:47uh meeks uh did any of your teammates ever dare play a prank on you uh no no i may have a couple
19:54i i heard that somebody put a shit in your car yeah so basically when i was at city
19:58some bellend basically you know you saw you've got your boot right but underneath the boot there's
20:06like tools isn't there yes so someone's shit in a bag and put it underneath the bit where the boot
20:16is so i'm down there you know on the highway you know the big big yeah yeah yeah listening to the
20:22music you know how it goes but i can smell shit and you know what we've all done it you just don't
20:29like go and it wasn't me the number of times i'm out i think do my armpits smell of shit
20:40and it lasted for for weeks and weeks and on and i had a punch one time and basically i took it to the
20:45garage and then goes out and gets the tools and all and there's shit everywhere no stunk the gaff out
20:52and i still to this day don't know who it is uh danny's ever anyone ever done anything like that to
20:58you uh no uh i've i've done it to myself what happened you left the shit in the boot my wife uh
21:08mate had a new business a colonic business and i she bullied me i had to go so basically what you do
21:14is you go in this gaff you sit over a fucking bath and you whack a tube up your ass right
21:19and it's really i'm so sorry you've come on the show
21:23can we hold on can you say that again it's called a colonic anyway this tube went right up my
21:27ass lovely though i was very it's not fucking hell that's gone in easy right
21:33and uh anyway i i anyway i got off it too early so basically it fills you it fills you up with water
21:40and you just start shitting everywhere you're sort of watching they put josh sticks in the room so
21:44it don't smell so i'm doing me missus a favor you know i got in the fucking motor and i'm going
21:48home i thought oh no fucking hell i'm driving like that and i'm trying to fucking hold it
21:54and i've caught the lights and then i had a moment where i've just surrendered and just shat myself in the
21:58car and uh so you put it in the bag and put it in some footballers car don't lucky i had a
22:10renovation going on a skip so i jumped out my motor i took my jeans and pants off threw them in the skip
22:15and i walked in with me hampton hanging out hampton is a hampton wick which is a dick right
22:19and uh i mean missus just laughing at me and all that and i thought fucking what have i become
22:28uh back to arteta michael also brought in win the team dog here she is georginio how does it work with
22:34the the the dog being around do you all get turns to uh look after it's a bit strange isn't it yeah
22:40because we go to the physio room uh win is there and then you know but the gym win is there never
22:46happened to me before so she's always just around the training ground yeah she's always around
22:50everywhere uh i actually got inspired by michael so i've got a treat for you guys so this round is
22:55all about bad boys but i've got a couple of good boys for you please give it up for your brand new
22:59team mates no the dog no we are we have hand picks these dogs especially for our captains uh jill
23:18hello sisters are you happy at that are you trying to say this looks like me i'm not trying to say it's
23:29quite clear for everyone to see isn't it oh it's so cute jay we got you a dog that looks like you
23:38she's got no hair an old leathery dog for an old leathery dog uh what do you think of that you like
23:42like that genuinely got no hair he's bald we're going to call him pele he's full brazilian
23:49oh we've also got these for him jay oh little doggy booties fetches ah
23:57sit down sit oh good girl jay we do something with yours you're just sitting there doing nothing
24:05that's fun it's actually just farted as well honestly it's just farted it's things and it
24:14it's bald and it stings be honest was that you'd have farted what it's just yeah it was because i'm
24:20nervous uh okay uh jill do you want to uh tell me what answers you go for and how they've got your
24:25dogs i'm just sit with it while you do that uh yeah go on okay so blue team uh who likes pulling
24:31players pants down in training who mugged off prince william and who forgets to recycle could you lock
24:36in your answers please so jared yeah jared is recycling is arteta ever pulled your pants down
24:44yes that's a fucking yes okay our pants yeah okay uh well i can tell you jill that thomas tuchel
24:52likes to pull players pants down in training michel arteta mugged off prince william and jared bowen
24:58forgets to recycle yeah uh so you got yourselves one point one point we'll have that all day long
25:07come on see you later go on go go that's a nutty looking dog ain't it that
25:16how well did you so at the end of that round the blue team are in the league
25:28the next part of the show is all about this football mastermind yeah
25:43jorginio to take the penalty
25:45jorginio
25:53the hook skip and a jump is back
25:59and he's chasing my limousine league
26:03jorginio
26:07jorginio
26:09what a goal what a moment
26:22give it up for jorginio
26:23jorginio
26:27now jorginio you're brazilian but chose to play for italy uh was that a difficult choice yes and no
26:34because um when they called me i was already in italy i moved to italy when i was 15 so that was the
26:41right decision for me to represent the country who who gave me everything yeah how great is it that
26:46just me and you on this panel speak italian let's say some of your italian yeah yeah let's say
26:51ciao jorginio
26:52tutto bene tutto bene come stai tutto bene grazie
26:56che altro sai dire tranquillo tranquillo niente no no no
26:59non sai parlare tante cose diverse
27:01no today tranquillo
27:03no today not today no no no
27:07che altro sai dire che altro sai dire scusi me
27:09che altro sai dire i think he says bellendo
27:12what was he saying jorginio was he actually speaking i was asking you what else he can say
27:19and what did he say he said today today today
27:23i know all the stuff with women you know what i mean
27:26bella ragazza bellissimo that's for a boy
27:37hey you don't know why i do my spare time
27:40guys don't judge me joji no no no you said i i know for girls and then you said something for
27:46boys uh now it's lonely out there for him
27:51jamie would you play for another country if england hadn't called you up a couple of shades dark
27:54he'd probably do bangladesh um
28:00i get it of course i get it because you want to represent your country and what georgie's done he's
28:05going on one of european championships i was lucky enough all i want to do as a kid was play for my
28:09country play for england it's the greatest honor you could ever have to represent your country
28:13so no i'm england until i die when he was 23 he could have played for finland because he was finished
28:18oh wow wow wow i'm firing shots to that i don't care uh now georginio have you got an unusual penalty technique haven't you let's have a look
28:31and georginio that's his methodology he just rolls it in he's calm enough to let the goalkeeper commit himself
28:48unbelievable skills do you know what like i i i had a little joke at the start of this show but i i am such a fan of his
28:56especially in a day and age now where the game has got a lot about athletes and strength and power
29:01how he plays in midfield it's genuinely he's the professor he is a genius because he's not the
29:06biggest not the quickest or strongest but his football brain is like unreal thank you thank you
29:11it's true i mean it i mean it like that was it was a joke and i but genuinely i'm a big i said to him
29:18before you know like watching like if anyone wants to learn how to play in midfield and it's a hard
29:22position you see people right but he just never looks under duress yeah beautiful such a lovely
29:27compliment he's not the biggest not the quickest not the strongest uh now georginio georgia how did
29:32you come up with that penalty technique that actually came like after training just from a joke i was
29:38doing a penalty with a brazilian defender and then i i did like natural just joking and then he was like
29:45do it there tomorrow in training with the goalkeepers and i was like nah and he was like yeah yes do it
29:50tomorrow so the next day after training i went with the goalkeepers so i did it it was so easy
29:57they want to kill me because you know the goalkeepers especially in training they're like you're never
30:03gonna do that in an actual game you're never gonna do that so i kept practicing during training for
30:08like a few weeks and then when i felt comfortable i started doing the game and because you're the og
30:13everyone now copies it like ivan tony does it but you're the first one to sort of have the confidence
30:18you just look at the goalkeeper see what way he goes yeah the beginning is you have to have some
30:21balls for that though yeah at the beginning it's quite like uh intimidating you know like yeah
30:26because the pressure and you have the full stadium there and to keep calm to not look at the ball and
30:33look at the keeper is it's not simple it's not easy and then once you get used to it it's different
30:38but i love it it's great uh well uh in honor of having a penalty specialist on the show we are
30:43bringing back an oliga their own favorite that's right this is pop star penalties
30:52okay so georgie you're in goal and pop stars are going to come out one by one and put your
31:08goalkeeping skills to the test if they score it's a point to the blue team but if you save or they miss
31:14it's a point for the reds right all we need now is a pop star let's see who's up first
31:38yes please welcome pussycat dog kimberly wyatt
31:44don't you wish your weapon was hot like me don't you wish your weapon was a freak of me
31:51oh calm down okay welcome to the show kimberly thank you thank you what are your uh what your
32:02football skills like well i think we're about to find out oh there he is uh okay kimberly get in
32:08position shoot when you're ready good luck come on come on come on come on come on come on
32:16oh
32:37i don't know about you rob but i'll tell you what i could go for another pop star oh yes please
32:44pop star let's see who's up next
32:58pop star let's see who's up next
33:04please welcome professor green
33:18how you doing how you doing how you doing you all right yeah yeah welcome to the show thank you
33:23now obviously professor green is not your it's not your real name is it no it was a nickname i was
33:27given because i used to sell lots of plants so it's professor green versus the professor take your
33:34penalty when you're ready mate it's the professor off
33:37the professor off
33:41oh
33:46oh
33:50right
33:51that's a point for the rest of giving up for professor green
33:54well done well done
33:56oh my god
33:58Is anyone still pickish for another pop star?
34:04Pop star!
34:07Pop star!
34:08Let's see who's next.
34:11Don't stop moving
34:13Can you feel the music?
34:15DJ's got us going around
34:22Please welcome Bradley from S-Cloud!
34:28How are you doing?
34:36How are you doing?
34:39Bradley, thank you so much for coming on the show.
34:41Thanks for having me.
34:42Now, who do you support?
34:43Arsenal.
34:44Come on!
34:45This is a joke by the way.
34:47What are your opinion on what you're taking skills like?
34:49Well, you know what?
34:50I've been here before.
34:51And I miss before.
34:53So I'm here to redeem myself.
34:54Okay.
34:55Well, good luck.
34:56Listen, mate.
34:57My advice?
34:58Just reach for the stars.
34:59Okay, good luck.
35:00Like that.
35:01It's it!
35:06Oh!
35:07Yes, George!
35:08Yes, Georgina!
35:10Bad luck, Bradley!
35:11Please give it up for Bradley from S-Cloud!
35:14Good to see you, man.
35:15Good to see you.
35:16Now, Meeks, apparently you want to take a penalty.
35:19Is that right?
35:20No, I want to go in there.
35:21You want to go in there?
35:22Yeah, Georgina's technique.
35:23Oh, Georgina.
35:24I want to go for this.
35:25Michael wants to go in goal against one of your special penalties.
35:27Is that good?
35:28Okay.
35:29Come on, Georgina!
35:30Come on, Georgina!
35:31Come on, Georgina!
35:36Go on, Georgina.
35:37Give him space.
35:38Give him space.
35:39Give him space.
35:40Come on, Georgina.
35:41Come on, Michael.
35:42Don't fall for it.
35:43Don't fall for it.
35:46Line.
35:47Line.
35:52Oh!
35:58Oh!
35:59Wake up!
36:00Wake up!
36:01Wake up!
36:02Wake up!
36:03Light work.
36:04Let's give it up for all our boxers.
36:06Kimberly, Melissa, Green and Bradley!
36:09It's all still to play for going into our final quickfire round.
36:28The time each team has to answer questions will be determined by how quickly the other team can complete a sporting challenge.
36:34And in honor of having Jorginho here, who's done a lot of this in his time, we've come up with an extra special game.
36:40This is trophy lift.
36:50We're taking lifting trophies to a whole new level.
36:52And because winning a title is like walking a tightrope, one player from each team will commando crawl across this wire to the trophy lift platform before taking a triumphant leap to grab the trophy.
37:02Win of three bonus points for their team.
37:04Uh, Danny's in position.
37:05Danny, are you feeling good?
37:06Wonderful.
37:07Fucking wonderful.
37:08Okay.
37:09I read once that you've got one massive testicle.
37:13Is that true?
37:14Yes.
37:15What, one massive one small?
37:16You've got testicles like my eyes?
37:17Yes, funny enough.
37:20I looked in your eyes and it reminded me of my bollocks.
37:23What?
37:24That's the reason they're doing it that high.
37:27Any lower it'll drag across the floor.
37:29Okay, red team, you are going to be answering questions first.
37:33Your time starts when you hear the whistle and you have until Danny lifts the trophy to answer.
37:38How are you heights, Danny?
37:39Are you okay?
37:40I thought I was alright, but now I'm up here, I'm fucking shitting meself.
37:43Right, give it up for Danny Dyer.
37:45You're going to absolutely smash this, Danny.
37:47Come on, Danny.
37:48Come on.
37:49Danny Dyer is ready.
37:51Your time starts now.
37:55Which trophy was stolen before England won it in 1960?
37:59George Rame.
38:00George Rame.
38:01Which manager did Tuchel take over from Borussia Dortmund in 2015?
38:04Yes.
38:05Who has won more trophies, Jill Scott or Michael Richards?
38:08Jill Scott.
38:09Yes.
38:10Which European competition that's not as good as a Champions League or the Europa League did West Ham win?
38:14Conference League.
38:15Conference League.
38:16Yeah.
38:17Which team did Roberto Mancini play for in the Premier League?
38:20Leicester.
38:21Yes.
38:22What is heavier, the Premier League trophy or the Champions League trophy?
38:25Champions League.
38:26No.
38:27Which player scored Italy's equaliser in the Euro 2021 fight?
38:30Mono 2.
38:31Yes.
38:32Which Arsenal player has won the Premier League Golden Boot four times?
38:35Ian Wright.
38:36Henry.
38:37Yes.
38:38Which of Micah's old teams in West Ham beat to win the European Conference League?
38:42Fiorentina.
38:43Yes.
38:44One, darling.
38:45How many European Championships have Italy won?
38:50Three.
38:51Two.
38:52Yes.
38:53Who are the only Premier League club to receive a gold trophy?
38:57Arsenal, invisible.
38:58Yes.
38:59In golf, what trophy did Europe beat the US 2 in Rome in 2023?
39:04Have a look at him.
39:07He's fucking Spider-Man!
39:09He's Spider-Man!
39:11He's Spider-Man!
39:12He's Spider-Man!
39:13He's Spider-Man!
39:14He's Spider-Man!
39:15He's Spider-Man!
39:16He's Spider-Man!
39:17He's Spider-Man!
39:18He's Spider-Man!
39:19He's Spider-Man!
39:20He's Spider-Man!
39:21He's Spider-Man!
39:22What an absolute legend, Danny Dyer, everybody!
39:23Woo!
39:24That's fucking hard.
39:27Danny, what happened?
39:28What happened?
39:29Me bollock!
39:30He's 12 years?
39:31Me bollock!
39:32Me bollock said no.
39:33I had to roll off it, but if you come off it, you're fucked.
39:40It does look pretty big.
39:41It looks swollen.
39:42Can I touch it?
39:43Fucking hell!
39:44It's actually swollen.
39:45Is that it?
39:46You've got small nuts, James?
39:47Yes.
39:48You might stand out the chance.
39:49Well, let's look back at how you got on while Jamie gets in position.
40:02Jay, how are you feeling, babe?
40:04I feel rough, mate.
40:05I feel a bit sick.
40:06I'm not even lying, you might be sick.
40:09Just be careful there, guys.
40:11Okay.
40:12Run!
40:13I'm not even lying. I might be sick. Just be careful there, guys.
40:16OK. Ron, can you give me...
40:19I just need a bit of bad boy.
40:21Listen, you ready? Yeah.
40:22Bad boys, bad boys, bad boys.
40:24Yeah!
40:25What you gonna do when you're hot for me?
40:28I was just gonna ask one more time.
40:30You've definitely got me, ain't ya?
40:32Yeah. Thank you.
40:33Right foot over the rope, left leg dangle.
40:35Yeah, that's bollocks, that, because that didn't fucking work, mate.
40:39OK. Blue team, now it's your time to answer questions.
40:42Fucking hell, Romesh. Good luck, Jamie.
40:46Your time starts now.
40:49Which country has won the World Cup the most times?
40:52Israel. Yes.
40:53How much did Arsenal pay Chelsea for Jorginho?
40:55Just being nil. No. 12. Yes.
40:58Fucking hell. How many times has West Ham lifted the Premier League trophy?
41:01Never. None.
41:03Most!
41:05Who has won the Champions League more times, Jorginho or West Ham?
41:09Jorginho. Jorginho. Yeah.
41:10Which club has Jorginho made the most appearances for?
41:13Chelsea.
41:13Yes.
41:14Which club did West Ham sign Jared Bowen from?
41:17Hull. Yes.
41:18Often referred to as Upton Park, what is the name of West Ham's old stadium?
41:22Old stadium, uh, Balinguai. Yes.
41:25Which trophy did Jamie Redknapp win in 95?
41:27FA Club. No, uh, it was a league club.
41:29Yes.
41:30Which, what was the first club that Jorginho's former Italy manager Mancini managed?
41:35Some goal.
41:36Uh, uh, Florentina. Yes.
41:39Which club did Chelsea buy Jorginho for?
41:41Over here!
41:42Chelsea.
41:43Napoli. Yes.
41:44What position did Tuchel primarily play in as a player?
41:47Defence. Yes.
41:49Which Scottish team did Mikel Arteta play for?
41:51Rangers. Yes.
41:52Yes, Jamie!
41:53Come on, Jamie!
41:55What colour is Gunnasaurus Rex?
41:57Green. Yes.
41:58No, Jamie!
41:59Oh, Florentina.
42:00We didn't go in the final for the Lionesses in the US final in 2022.
42:032020. Yes.
42:05I'm run out of questions.
42:06Jamie Redknapp. Get behind Jamie Redknapp, everybody.
42:09Come on, Jamie!
42:11Jump!
42:13Come on, Jamie!
42:14Come on, Jamie!
42:15You've got this!
42:17Yeah.
42:17Jamie!
42:25We are the champion!
42:28Hey!
42:30Hey!
42:31We are the champion!
42:50So that means that tonight's winners are the red team,
42:52Good night!
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