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00:00We've got a darts phenom coming on the show.
00:14Bullseye.
00:15He's got to visualize.
00:17Oh!
00:18Pathetic.
00:19You really are two of my best mates.
00:21Yeah.
00:22I think I'm going to bring the opposite end of the darts scale.
00:25Why?
00:32Don't need me to spell it out for you.
00:55Hello, I'm Ravish Ranganathan.
00:58This is the League of the Rose.
01:00Let's meet the teams.
01:02In the blue corner, joining Jill Scott and Michael Richards is a man who was in the biggest film of recent years, Wonka.
01:09If you're wondering how he pushed on from there, he's here tonight.
01:12It's Tom Davis.
01:14And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the red team is a man who spent last summer in Paris and has somehow come back even less cultured.
01:23It's Alex Brooker.
01:27Yes, Brooker.
01:29And joining them tonight is the man who does this.
01:33Luke can acquire 40.
01:36This is the moment.
01:37Tops.
01:38He has done it.
01:40Luke Lowe, the 17-year-old fielder, is the Premier League champion.
01:48That's right.
01:49It's double so fun, but he's barely old enough to trick them.
01:52Give it up for teenage girl sensation, Luke the Newt Lowe!
01:57Go!
01:58Go!
01:59Go!
02:00Go!
02:01Go!
02:02Go!
02:03Go!
02:04Go!
02:05Go!
02:06Go!
02:07Go!
02:08Go!
02:09Go!
02:10Go!
02:11Go!
02:12Go!
02:13Go!
02:14Go!
02:15Go!
02:16Go, uh-oh-oh!
02:17Let's do this!
02:18Please give it off for the TDC Dance Dancers!
02:19Bye-bye!
02:20Come on!
02:21Let's end it, Luke.
02:22Look-
02:23Wow.
02:24What a year!
02:27Man.
02:28You've won dance titles, you had Premier League footballers fallen over themselves to be
02:33What is the best thing about your newfound fame?
02:36Probably going home after a long journey.
02:42Fair enough.
02:43Fair enough.
02:45Now, Luke, your nickname is The Nuke.
02:48How did you come up with that as a nickname?
02:50Me and my dad were sat in the pub, local league,
02:53and it was just, like, the first nickname
02:56that come with Luke Littler, so...
02:58I love it. I love it.
03:00It's powerful. It's a powerful...
03:02If I said you are The Nuke, you'd be all over that, wouldn't you?
03:05I tried to get one going. I went with Romesh to Bomesh.
03:15I'll give it to you. It was fun to start off with
03:17absolute nightmare at the airport.
03:27I'm Romesh to Bomesh. Could I have a cavity search, please?
03:30Oh, hello, Infidel.
03:32Um...
03:33Alex, what would your dance name be, do you think?
03:35Well, because it sounds dangerous,
03:38and it's what my mates in Glasgow call me,
03:41I'd go with Napalm.
03:43Are we...
03:45Are we allowed to laugh at that?
03:47You know what's so amazing?
03:48The crowd were like, that's funny,
03:49but I don't know if this is allowed, so...
03:51What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make it worse
03:53by doing a slow clap just to make it super...
03:55I think that's good, but I don't want to get cancelled.
03:58Meeks, have you ever doubled with the arrows?
04:00Uh, no, I threw a dart in Casper Schmeichel's calf once.
04:02What?
04:03What?
04:04Elaborate, please.
04:05No, I mean, obviously my eyesight's not that great,
04:06is it, as you know.
04:07And...
04:08Do we know that?
04:09Is that a known thing?
04:10Well, I say it on the show all the time.
04:11Tune in, will ya?
04:12You've never gotten me, so you've got terrible eyesight.
04:13My heart bleeds for you.
04:26Please.
04:27You never got me, you've got terrible eyesight.
04:30My heart bleeds for you.
04:36Please.
04:42But anyway, can we find a violin, as Meeks tells us?
04:44No, go, what happened, go, what happened?
04:46Sorry, Meeks.
04:47I thought we're not allowed eye jokes on this anymore.
04:49Pardon? We're not allowed eye jokes?
04:51I'll fucking make as many as I like, mate.
04:53I'll do whatever I want.
04:55I'll do whatever I want.
05:08It's alright for me to do that, but I'm just advising you,
05:10don't ever look across and go, Romesh,
05:12you know what I think when I look at you?
05:14I think that would be a big problem for you.
05:18Anyway, go on.
05:20It's gone.
05:22So your eyesight's not very good?
05:25No, it was not a funny story.
05:27Basically, Casper Schmeichel kept mouthing off saying,
05:32oh, you're shit.
05:33I seen a dart board, it was just about to my right.
05:35And I thought, what if I was just to throw a dart just to scare him?
05:41I threw the dart and it went straight in his calf.
05:45It feels, by the way, that you were aiming for his calf.
05:50When you tell that whole story, it doesn't feel like your eyesight.
05:52It sounds like you've got amazing eyesight.
05:54Well...
05:55Basically, what you've just done is, if we were in court,
05:57you'd go, your honour, I have bad eyesight.
06:00This question is for you, blue team.
06:04Have a look at this.
06:10Raymond van Varnoval, he's rolled back the years.
06:16It is Cristiano Ronaldo!
06:19And this one time for Cristiano Ronaldo!
06:23So there you saw, coming up the top, John Cena,
06:36going for double-top Raymond van Varnoval,
06:38and don't you think it's time to stop Cristiano Ronaldo?
06:41Luke, could you tell us the significance of these three people, please?
06:45First of all, my idols.
06:47But while we're along them lines,
06:50not only Raymond van Varnoval as my darting idol,
06:53but the one and only Phil Taylor.
06:56As well as Ray.
06:57Yeah.
06:58We did put them in the video.
06:59Sorry, mate.
07:02Blue team.
07:03I need you to match Luke's heroes to their surprising facts.
07:06Who got banned for making an obscene gesture towards fans?
07:09Who released a platinum-selling rap album?
07:11And who used to be a postman before they went pro?
07:14Jill, this question is all about heroes.
07:16We've got a photo here of you meeting one of yours.
07:19Aww.
07:20Oh, wow.
07:21Was David Beckham excited to meet Peter Crouch?
07:23LAUGHTER
07:32I can't believe you're clapping that.
07:34You look great, Jill.
07:36Don't listen to him.
07:37I've got no idea why Crouch is wearing a wig.
07:39You're a bit weird.
07:40You know what, though?
07:41I kept asking him for a picture,
07:42and I wish I'd actually, like, chatted to him, really.
07:44Were you nervous?
07:45Yeah, I was really nervous.
07:46Look how good-looking he is.
07:47What did you say to him?
07:49Just, can I have a selfie?
07:51LAUGHTER
07:52How embarrassing is that?
07:53I haven't seen quite a lot of interviews with David Beckham.
07:55I'd say a picture's probably the better option.
07:57APPLAUSE
08:00This is disgusting, by the way, Jill.
08:07Guys, this is a genuine quote from Jill.
08:11In an interview after you met him, you said,
08:13when you meet these people you really want to talk to,
08:15don't crave the picture, crave the conversation.
08:18Oh, my God!
08:19Oh, my God!
08:20Oh, my God!
08:21In terms of how quotes from the past go,
08:23that's worse than a racist one.
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27What?
08:28What were you thinking?
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30I cannot remember seeing that.
08:31No.
08:32It sounds like you were high.
08:33LAUGHTER
08:34Now, Luke, you're a big Man United fan.
08:37How does it feel to have heroes like David Beckham
08:39sliding into your DMs?
08:40Wow.
08:41What?
08:42At what age?
08:43LAUGHTER
08:45When do you think?
08:47LAUGHTER
08:48What was that like?
08:49What did he say to you?
08:50He just said, once I read, always I read, keep it up.
08:53It was during the World Championships,
08:55but I didn't even see it in my requests.
08:58What?
08:59You weren't following him?
09:01I was, but I didn't see it.
09:03Oh, wow.
09:04So how did you see it?
09:05I wasn't, my sister was just checking everything
09:07to see if anyone got in contact during the Worlds,
09:09and she found it.
09:11If David Beckham DMed me, I'd be like,
09:13I'd have sent him 40 back.
09:15LAUGHTER
09:16You wouldn't have sent him 40 back,
09:17you would have sent nudes.
09:18LAUGHTER
09:20He'd have had to zoom in.
09:21LAUGHTER
09:25Meeks, who's your hero?
09:27Um...
09:28Ex-England player.
09:30Great tan.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Helped with all the TV stuff,
09:34all the work and all that sort of thing.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Getting embarrassing.
09:38Um...
09:39National treasure.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Lineker.
09:42Oh.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:45APPLAUSE
09:47Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:52Wayne or Gary?
09:53LAUGHTER
09:57I prefer Wayne.
09:58LAUGHTER
10:00Now, look, you also met Sir Alex Ferguson,
10:03who's another one of your heroes.
10:04What did he say to you?
10:05If I'm honest, I didn't really understand him.
10:08LAUGHTER
10:09APPLAUSE
10:10APPLAUSE
10:11APPLAUSE
10:13LAUGHTER
10:15LAUGHTER
10:16LAUGHTER
10:17Yeah, it's a funny joke if he's Scottish,
10:18not if he's Indian.
10:20LAUGHTER
10:22LAUGHTER
10:23Alex, have you ever lost your cool
10:26when you've met one of your heroes?
10:28Yeah, I met Justin Timberlake recently.
10:30Well, that's how I met him.
10:32He shook my hand while he was singing.
10:35Yeah.
10:36And I just fucking lost my mind.
10:38LAUGHTER
10:39I completely lost it.
10:41Yeah, well, listen, you're not exaggerating.
10:42We've actually got a clip of that beautiful moment.
10:44Have a look at this.
10:46LAUGHTER
10:47That is gorgeous!
10:48LAUGHTER
10:49That is gorgeous!
10:50LAUGHTER
10:51That is...
10:52That is...
10:53That is...
10:54You...
10:55That was proper.
10:56You loved it, right?
10:57Generally, I've never been so happy to have a hand
10:59that sticks out in a crowd.
11:00LAUGHTER
11:01Because he just ignored all of the big hands,
11:03and he's seen his face, like,
11:05and he's gone, I'm having some of that.
11:07LAUGHTER
11:08So, could Luke's hero, Rinaldo, have been our mystery postal worker?
11:11Uh, Jamie, do you think Rinaldo would have made a good postman?
11:13LAUGHTER
11:14LAUGHTER
11:15LAUGHTER
11:16LAUGHTER
11:17LAUGHTER
11:18LAUGHTER
11:19LAUGHTER
11:20Yeah, I do, actually.
11:21I think...
11:22LAUGHTER
11:23LAUGHTER
11:24LAUGHTER
11:25LAUGHTER
11:26LAUGHTER
11:27LAUGHTER
11:28LAUGHTER
11:29LAUGHTER
11:31LAUGHTER
11:32LAUGHTER
11:33LAUGHTER
11:34Luke's not the only young fan who idolises Ronaldo.
11:38He's so popular with the kids
11:39that he's released a line of his CR7 underwear,
11:41specifically for boys,
11:42who wouldn't want their kids to wear these.
11:43This is incredible, by the way.
11:44LAUGHTER
11:45LAUGHTER
11:46LAUGHTER
11:47Really?
11:48Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
11:49What?
11:50You've mocked that up.
11:51Don't lie.
11:52No.
11:53That is, if you want some underwear
11:54where it looks like you are,
11:55you are.
11:56LAUGHTER
11:57LAUGHTER
11:58LAUGHTER
11:59LAUGHTER
12:00LAUGHTER
12:01LAUGHTER
12:02That's real, that's legit.
12:03That is insane.
12:04Wow.
12:05And they're kids?
12:06Pardon?
12:07Yeah, they're, yeah.
12:08I mean, judging by the size.
12:09Well done.
12:10Well done.
12:11Well done.
12:12Well done to that kid.
12:13But, um...
12:14What's...
12:15Oh no, what's he doing on the back of them?
12:16LAUGHTER
12:17LAUGHTER
12:18APPLAUSE
12:19APPLAUSE
12:20Now, for a bonus point, can anyone tell me what faux pas Cristiano made when he ran a competition promoting these pants?
12:24Anybody got any ideas?
12:25Well, I think the design was probably a bit of a faux pas.
12:26Well, he actually managed to make it worse.
12:27He tweeted the following.
12:28Thank you for all participating in the CR7 boys underwear competition.
12:33It's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.
12:35LAUGHTER
12:36LAUGHTER
12:37LAUGHTER
12:38APPLAUSE
12:39Now, for a bonus point, can anyone tell me what faux pas Cristiano made when he ran a competition promoting these pants?
12:42Anybody got any ideas?
12:43Well, I think the design was probably a bit of a faux pas.
12:45Well, he actually managed to make it worse.
12:47He tweeted the following.
12:48Thank you for all participating in the CR7 boys underwear competition.
12:52It's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.
12:54LAUGHTER
12:55LAUGHTER
12:56Well...
12:57Oh, man.
12:58So, could Raymond van Barnabel be our mystery rapper who released an album that went platinum?
13:03For a bonus point, can anybody tell me what Barney's manager is called?
13:06Luke, do you know this?
13:07Ian?
13:08No.
13:09OK.
13:10Uh...
13:11Why would I stop the show to introduce that as a fact?
13:16Yeah, it's Ian.
13:17Well done, by this point.
13:18No, just at first...
13:19No, sometimes you've got to, like...
13:20When it comes to questions, you've got to react really quickly.
13:21Yeah, no, you did react really quickly.
13:22If his name was Ian, I'd look like a genius.
13:23Yeah, you would have done.
13:24Uh, watch this and find out.
13:26That's Barney's girlfriend and manager...
13:35Bendy Cock.
13:36LAUGHTER
13:37What?
13:38Bendy Cock.
13:39Uh, yeah, he's called Bendy Cock.
13:42Now, I've got some jokes off the back of this.
13:45Apparently, Barney can have a meeting with his manager any day he likes,
13:48because Bendy Cock is flexible.
13:50LAUGHTER
13:55Hey, hey, hey!
13:58Even when Raymond's diary is full, Bendy Cock can always find an opening.
14:02LAUGHTER
14:07Not to be confused with his brother, Phil D. Cock, who's run into a lot of trouble in his career as a teacher.
14:14LAUGHTER
14:15LAUGHTER
14:16LAUGHTER
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18I wouldn't have run into that trouble if his name was Ian.
14:28LAUGHTER
14:29OK, now, before you look in your answers, Blue Team, here's a clue.
14:32I can tell you that you can actually rap. Check this out.
14:35MUSIC PLAYS
14:54APPLAUSE
14:56I can translate for you.
14:57You said, we're going 180 left lane, triple as fast as allowed.
15:01We're going 180 in the left lane, just suck a little bit on that.
15:04LAUGHTER
15:05And his manager's name's Bendy Cock!
15:07LAUGHTER
15:14Hey, hey, hey!
15:16LAUGHTER
15:19Now, Jill, last series you rapped with Peter Andre.
15:22Well...
15:23As our resident rap expert, what did you think of Barney's flow there?
15:26Erm, but...
15:27Well, that didn't even rhyme, did it?
15:28Well, it did in Dutch.
15:29LAUGHTER
15:32LAUGHTER
15:34That's a very good point.
15:36LAUGHTER
15:37This is quite, Jill.
15:38What?
15:39Er...
15:40Well, Jill...
15:41LAUGHTER
15:46That might be the dumbest thing that's ever been said on this show.
15:48No, Jamie said it's dumber.
15:50No, that's true.
15:51Luke.
15:52I know you fancy yourself, you've got some skills.
15:54I'll give you a bonus point if you do a bit of rapping.
15:56Are you up for that?
15:57Let's do it.
15:58Yeah.
15:59There, there, there.
16:00That's what I'm talking about.
16:01I've got some mics for you.
16:02Can we do some hype men?
16:03Jamie, are you going to help out?
16:04Am I up?
16:05Yeah, yeah.
16:06OK.
16:07Come on, give it up.
16:08Give it up for Luke, the Luke Lillard and the Red Team!
16:10CHEERING
16:12CHEERING
16:14Go on, Luke.
16:16Go on, Luke.
16:19Been spending most my life living in the gangster's paradise.
16:25Been spending most my life living in the gangster's paradise.
16:30As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and I realise
16:35there's nothing left.
16:36Cos I've been blessed in the life for so long that even my mum thinks that my mind is gone.
16:42But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it.
16:45Me be treated like a punk and know that it's unheard of.
16:48You better watch and know you're talking and where you're walking.
16:51Or you and your homies might be landing shot.
16:54Been spending most my life living in the gangster's paradise.
17:00Been spending most my life living in the gangster's paradise.
17:05Melbourne, everybody!
17:07Woo!
17:08Welcome, guys.
17:09Great stuff.
17:10Woo!
17:11Let's go with it.
17:15Oh, great work, great work.
17:17Well done, man.
17:18Follow it.
17:19Well done.
17:20Give it up for Luke and the Red Team.
17:21They get a bonus point!
17:23Yes!
17:27Blue Team, I need an answer from you.
17:28Who got banned for making an obscene gesture towards fans?
17:31Who released a platinum-selling rap album and who used to work as a postman?
17:34Ronaldo's got...
17:36He's never been a postman.
17:38No, never.
17:39Definitely.
17:40Jon's seen his album.
17:41I'm going to say, he was a postman and he got...
17:42Yeah.
17:43Yeah.
17:44And what are you going for?
17:45What are you going for?
17:46I think.
17:47OK.
17:48I can tell you, Blue Team, that Cristiano Ronaldo was banned for making an obscene gesture towards
17:51fans.
17:52Uh...
17:53Raymond van Barneveld used to be a postman and John Cena released a platinum-selling rap album.
17:58Yes!
17:59Well done, Blue Team.
18:00You scored three points!
18:01Yes!
18:02Yes!
18:03Yes!
18:04So, at the end of that round, the Blue Team are in the lead!
18:07Yes!
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18:36Yes!
18:37Yes!
18:38Yes!
18:39Tell us how it used to be, just tell us where it is
18:41They've never been in the market, so it's perfect to the best
18:44You ain't got all that bone
18:47So there you saw FA Cup winner Kobe Maynou,
18:52ball spinner Emma Raducanu, and his mum still makes his dinner,
18:54Lameen Yamal.
18:56Now, like Luke, all three were winners at a young age,
18:59but who was the youngest when they won silverware?
19:01Kobe Maynou when he won the FA Cup,
19:03Emma Raducanu when she won the US Open,
19:04or Lameen Yamal when he won the Euros?
19:07Now, Jamie... Yeah?
19:08You're actually 34 years older than Luke.
19:12He was 17 at the time of recording, so you are three times his age.
19:16How does that make you feel?
19:18I could be his grandad.
19:20You could be.
19:21No, I could.
19:22Yeah, you could.
19:24If I... No, hold on.
19:26So if I had a baby when I was 17,
19:28and then my kid had a baby when he was 17...
19:32Yeah.
19:34He could be my grandchild.
19:35He could be my grandchild.
19:36That is what we call quickmaps.
19:45That's like a double 17.
19:47It's just like watching a dump truck reversing that.
19:50I was actually quite proud of myself.
19:53Yeah, no, you should have been.
19:53Why are you embarrassing me, though?
19:55Because how old are you?
19:56He could be your...
19:57You could be his granddad as well.
19:58Unlikely.
19:59Why?
20:08How old are you?
20:1046.
20:11You would have been 14.
20:13When?
20:14When you had him.
20:1514.
20:16Yeah.
20:16Yeah.
20:16So I didn't lose my virginity to 20 years after that.
20:21Now, Emma Redekarni was actually around 15 when she decided to turn pro.
20:25Luke, we've actually got a picture of you on your 15th birthday.
20:27Have a look at this.
20:28There he is.
20:30He looks as though.
20:31You've got a full beard.
20:32So my question is, are you part Asian?
20:35I'm not.
20:36Do you have to spend, like, a lot of time in pubs, like, chatting shit to, like, old men and stuff?
20:40I wouldn't speak to them.
20:42They'd speak to me, though.
20:43That's why you're comfortable tonight.
20:46I love it.
20:48Too used to it.
20:51Now, Tom, you were a very gifted teenager.
20:54We've got a photo of you from your teenage years.
20:56Have a look at this.
20:57Wow!
20:58Jesus Christ!
20:59So even I would have bullied you.
21:04Who's the guy in the green?
21:07Did you get a two-for-one haircut?
21:08That's my cousin, me.
21:11That's not my son.
21:14Yeah, I mean, my dad used to dress me up like that and send me down to the off-licence,
21:17like, so I look like a sort of, so I get served.
21:20I look like a sort of quiet, sort of, happening young businessman.
21:24If you make yourself feel better, you're not the only one who looks older than your age
21:27when you're at school.
21:28Have a look at this.
21:32Is that you?
21:33The one of you on the left, you look like a serious player.
21:36But genuinely, what was the shades?
21:40What were you thinking?
21:41I was thinking, this look suits the name Bomash.
21:50If me and you had gone out at that age as friends, we'd have had the...
21:53We'd have been ripped to shit, wouldn't we?
21:55By two guys like Jamie and Micah, they'd have destroyed us.
21:58Yeah, our parents would be going, have a nice time out, try not to die.
22:00Alex, we've actually got a, Brooke, we've got a picture of you when you were 15.
22:06This is absolutely incredible.
22:08This is Brooke at 15 years old.
22:09Have a look at this.
22:12The thing about that is, if I look like that now,
22:15I wouldn't be able to pick my kids up from school.
22:20You look like the sort of guy that these Facebook groups come up to,
22:23catch you on the doorstep.
22:24Who are you here to meet?
22:24What are you up to?
22:28Oh no, I'm going to lose my job over this.
22:31You're going to the cinema, aren't you?
22:33But who are you going with?
22:34What did you say in the chat room?
22:36I'm going to lose my job.
22:38I'm going to lose my job.
22:39Please don't tell my wife.
22:42You look like you just spent the afternoon defending statues.
22:51So what about Laminia Marr?
22:52He is the latest in the line of Barcelona wonder kids.
22:54Can anyone guess the unusual way Laminia Marr first met his hero,
22:58Lionel Messi?
22:59Anybody got any ideas?
23:00I know.
23:00Do you actually know?
23:01Yeah.
23:01Go on.
23:03Like some weird photo was taken, they bathed him or something.
23:06Yes.
23:06Messi gave Laminia Marr a bath for a Barcelona team calendar.
23:10Have a look at this.
23:11Oh, wow.
23:14So random, right?
23:16What?
23:17Let's just ask, what the hell is going on?
23:20Let's just ask, what is going on with him and Ronaldo?
23:23He's done last year's one.
23:26I was just old in the football.
23:30But what's the chance of that baby then becoming unbelievable as well?
23:34Yeah.
23:34What, do you work it out?
23:35Do you want to work it out?
23:35He's done last year's one.
23:37So that was 17 years ago.
23:42Now, Jamie, are you aware that there's almost as big an age gap difference between Messi
23:47and Laminia Marr as there is between you and Meeks?
23:50I actually found this photo.
23:51Wow.
23:52You're being very ageous tonight.
23:53LAUGHTER
23:54LAUGHTER
23:55APPLAUSE
23:57APPLAUSE
23:59LAUGHTER
24:00LAUGHTER
24:01LAUGHTER
24:02LAUGHTER
24:03LAUGHTER
24:07You're crazy.
24:07You don't know, it was...
24:09He still makes me do this after every show.
24:11LAUGHTER
24:12We've actually got another one of you giving him a post-bath rubdown.
24:15I'd love to have been your dad, Meeks.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:24He'd be a great son.
24:27Not a good son-in-law, but a great son.
24:29LAUGHTER
24:31LAUGHTER
24:32OK, red team, I need an answer from you.
24:35Put them in order from youngest to oldest.
24:37Kobe Mayne knew when he won the FA Cup,
24:39Emerita Koinan when she won the US Open,
24:41and Laminia Marr when he won the Euros.
24:43What are you thinking?
24:44I think the first one's quite easy.
24:45Yeah.
24:46You agree?
24:47Yeah, Mal, he was just turned 17 just before the final, I think.
24:51I think she's the oldest.
24:52I think she was, like, 18, 19.
24:54What do you think?
24:54I'll agree.
24:55Yeah?
24:56Come on, this is your age group.
24:57Wow.
24:58Yeah, you should know the ages of everyone in your age group in the world.
25:01LAUGHTER
25:03Luke, happy?
25:04I am.
25:05OK, well, I can tell you that Laminia Marr was 17 years old
25:08on one day when he won the Euros.
25:10Emma Raducanu was 18 when she won the US Open.
25:12Oh, fucking hell.
25:14Kobe Mayne was almost geriatric 19 when he won the FA Cup.
25:17Oh.
25:18Red team, you've scored one point.
25:20What a shame.
25:21Sorry, man.
25:22Good to listen to you.
25:23So, at the end of that round, the blue team are in the lead.
25:26I'm going to do dart scores.
25:30Now, one of the hardest parts of darts is adding up the scores.
25:32So, I've come up with a game.
25:34This is Shocking Maths.
25:36Danger, danger.
25:38I know what it is.
25:40I'm going to test how good Alex and Tom are at adding up dart scores.
25:45Luke will throw darts and Tom and Alex will take it in turns to add up what he hits.
25:49Whoever gets more scores right wins a bonus point for their team.
25:52But...
25:53Ah, fucking...
25:54Ah!
25:55OK.
25:56So, the guys are also wearing electric shock devices.
25:59If they get a score wrong, they'll get shocked.
26:01And if they don't answer quick enough, they'll get shocked.
26:03I'll be honest, there are very few scenarios where they won't get shocked.
26:06Ah!
26:07Ah!
26:08Oh!
26:09Ah!
26:10Fucking...
26:11Jesus Christ!
26:12Ah, OK.
26:13To help us with the scores, please welcome the voice of darts, Ross Brae.
26:18How are you doing?
26:23How are you doing?
26:24How are you doing?
26:25How are you doing?
26:26How are you doing?
26:27Good.
26:28Welcome to the show, Ross.
26:29Thanks for joining us.
26:30Absolute pleasure.
26:31Absolute pleasure.
26:33Now, have you got any tips for the lads in terms of this quick maths they've got to be doing?
26:36I'm just waiting to see you get electrocuted.
26:38Oh, God.
26:39Tom, you're up first.
26:40I'll tell you what, you electrocuted me just shows you how far diversity has come from.
26:46Finally, I get to electrocute the white man!
26:51OK, Luke, when you're ready, let's start with some easy ones.
26:53Easy.
26:58Three.
26:5920.
27:0218.
27:03Tom, what's the score?
27:0423.
27:05I don't know.
27:0632, maybe?
27:07No.
27:0841.
27:09Ah!
27:10Ah!
27:12OK, so, Russ, what was the right answer, please?
27:14The right answer was 41.
27:1541.
27:16I was close.
27:1710.
27:1811 out.
27:19Actually, 9.
27:202.
27:212.
27:221.
27:232.
27:242.
27:252.
27:262.
27:272.
27:28OK, Alex.
27:29Oh, Jesus.
27:30Your turn.
27:31Look, whenever you're ready.
27:33You good at math?
27:34No, shit.
27:35I can't count on my fingers.
27:372.
27:3820.
27:3920.
27:4020.
27:4140.
27:4240.
27:43Oh, no!
27:44100!
27:45100!
27:46100!
27:47Great answer is 100.
27:48100!
27:49100!
27:50I said 100!
27:51We have to accept your first answer.
27:53OK, Luke, you could clap the dart.
27:56You ought to get disabled people moving.
27:58This is what you've got to do.
28:00OK, Luke.
28:01Tom's up next.
28:02Let's give them some harder ones.
28:03Good luck, Tom.
28:04What do you mean harder ones?
28:05That last one was really hard.
28:061.
28:0725.
28:08And 54.
28:09Tom?
28:1070.
28:11I don't know.
28:1270.
28:1381.
28:14It's 80.
28:15Ah!
28:16Tom, that was fucking...
28:17OK.
28:1870.
28:1970.
28:20I don't know.
28:2170.
28:2281.
28:23It's 80.
28:24Ah!
28:25Tom, that was fucking...
28:27OK.
28:28Alex, your turn.
28:29Luke, whenever you're ready.
28:3157.
28:32Oh, what?
28:33And 3.
28:34And 18.
28:3578.
28:36Hang on.
28:37Oh!
28:38Well done.
28:39Wow.
28:40OK.
28:41I can say congratulations to Brooker.
28:42The bonus point goes to the red team.
28:44Oh!
28:45Oh!
28:46Oh!
28:47Oh!
28:48Oh!
28:49Oh!
28:50Oh!
28:51Oh!
28:52Oh!
28:53Oh!
28:54Oh!
28:55Oh!
28:56Oh!
28:57Oh!
28:58Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
28:59Ah!
29:00That was shocking maths.
29:15The next round is all about the man who does this.
29:20The nuke has detonated himself onto the world stage.
29:24Can he?
29:25Can he?
29:26Can he?
29:27Can he?
29:28Can he?
29:29Luke Littler has hit a $9 finish.
29:33You beauty!
29:34Big!
29:35Big!
29:36Big!
29:37Littler takes a giant step into the world championship final.
29:41Reeling in the big fish!
29:43Right now, the biggest name in world darts.
29:44The 17-year-old phenom is the Premier League champion!
29:47Now, Luke, you are actually a hero to many darts fans.
30:02Is it weird seeing, like, men in their 40s being nervous to meet you?
30:05Yeah.
30:06Sometimes, when I'm, like, walking about or it's in the airport, they'll have one look.
30:11I can see them in the corner, they'll have another, and then they'll have another, and they're like, oh, my God.
30:15And I'm just like, it's me.
30:17I'm sorry about that, Luke.
30:19Yes.
30:20I'm excited to see you.
30:22But to be fair, he does that to any 17-year-old boy.
30:26LAUGHTER
30:27Why are you laughing at that?
30:31Wow.
30:32Wow.
30:33Wow.
30:34Wow.
30:35He had no idea who you were.
30:38I was just like, hello.
30:40Luke, your walk-on song, Green Light, by Pitbull, was actually inspired by going to WrestleMania.
30:46Do you enjoy the walk-ons at darts tournaments?
30:49Yeah.
30:50It was just a memory that lives with me forever.
30:53I was 10, going to Florida to watch the wrestling, a big thing I'm into.
30:58And, obviously, when I did make it, that was the only song I had in mind.
31:03That's the song you're going to stick with?
31:04That's the one for you?
31:05Yeah.
31:06No, it's an amazing walk-on song.
31:07What's that feeling like, though, walking out?
31:09You know?
31:10Do you feel like the man?
31:11I am the man.
31:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:14Nice.
31:15Love that.
31:16Nice, love.
31:17Nice, love.
31:18Yeah.
31:19Come on.
31:20Nice, love.
31:21Come on.
31:22Wow.
31:23Wow.
31:24That was so...
31:25You've seen it up and you just threw it back.
31:28Oh, my God.
31:29That confidence.
31:30Holy shit.
31:31I love that.
31:32You're 17, though, aren't you?
31:33So, you're not really a man.
31:36Meeks, he burst on the scene properly.
31:38Oh, not like big Meeks, though.
31:40Who burst on the scene better?
31:42I think Luke.
31:43Yeah.
31:44I think Luke.
31:45He called you out there.
31:47It was a big moment.
31:48Let him have his moment.
31:49Yeah, no, it was incredible.
31:50It feels like you're super chilled about it, man.
31:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:53You OK?
31:54What were you doing at 17 tosser?
31:56Me?
31:57Well, you actually got it bang on the head.
31:59I was wanking my head off.
32:00LAUGHTER
32:01Luke, have you ever wondered what it's like to be a dart?
32:08LAUGHTER
32:10No.
32:11It's a weird question.
32:12I know, it feels like we're on The One Show.
32:13But the reason...
32:14LAUGHTER
32:21You loved giving The One Show a kick in, didn't you?
32:23What has Alex Jones ever done to you?
32:25The reason I ask is because Alex and Meeks are about to find out.
32:29Because we're bringing back one of my favourite games.
32:31This is Human Darts.
32:41In a moment, our teams are going to take it in turns
32:43to see who can get the highest score.
32:45But first, they'll need some arrows.
32:47Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for our Human Darts!
32:50Which we did...
32:53Yes!
33:09Yes man!
33:11Yes man!
33:13OK, Meeks, you win a bonus point for this, does that feel good?
33:25All this for a bonus point?
33:26Yeah.
33:27I look like a giant bell-end, let's go.
33:30Yeah.
33:31And then you put on the dark costume.
33:33LAUGHTER
33:34APPLAUSE
33:37Yeah.
33:39Oh!
33:41Easy target.
33:42Yeah!
33:44Oh, wow.
33:45Wow.
33:46Wow.
33:47I'm too heavy for this shit.
33:49Do you know what, even in this costume, the sketches are still the shittest bit of it.
33:53LAUGHTER
33:55Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, enough.
33:57Enough.
33:59Enough, they've got air-cooled memory foam.
34:01Are we pulling?
34:04Feet, feet, I would pull the feet.
34:05You're pulling his heart.
34:06No, if I pull the feet...
34:07Ah!
34:08OK.
34:09Blue team, are you ready?
34:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's what we need now.
34:13Wait, wait.
34:14What?
34:15Wait!
34:16Do you want me to help you?
34:17We're still doing three, two, one.
34:18No, we're doing...
34:19I'll help you, I'll help you.
34:20Oh, yeah, you're going to help out, yeah.
34:21I'll help.
34:22Three, two, one, leave four.
34:24Where are you going to grab?
34:25Yeah.
34:26Oh, sorry.
34:27OK.
34:28Three, two, one, let's go!
34:30No, three, two, one, go!
34:33OK, wait, wait, wait...
34:35Two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven, eight, eight...
34:39You've got two more, mate?
34:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
34:41Two ones.
34:42All right.
34:43We have to leave go at the same time.
34:44Yeah.
34:45Communication.
34:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
34:47OK, hold on.
34:48Two, one, go!
34:49Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
34:50OK, hold on.
34:51All right, we have to leave for the same time. Yeah
35:18Okay, well done
35:19You okay? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Okay, great talk again. Well, that's just me
35:24I'm not good at it
35:26What?
35:27Three, two, one, go!
35:30Oh
35:32Yes!
35:34Oh, you all right, mate?
35:36Give it up for the blue team!
35:48For the blue team!
35:52It's hard work, this old dance game, isn't it, Luke?
35:54Yeah, holy shit
35:55Wow
35:56Um, okay, blue team, you scored 74 points!
36:00Yeah!
36:01Yeah!
36:02Yeah!
36:03Yeah!
36:04Yeah!
36:05Yeah!
36:06Yeah!
36:07Yeah!
36:08Yeah!
36:09Yeah!
36:10Yeah!
36:11Yeah!
36:12Alex!
36:13Whoa!
36:14Remember, there's a bonus point on the line!
36:16We're getting invoiced up!
36:18You like, Brookha?
36:19Yeah, I think so
36:20What have we got to beat?
36:21You've got to beat 74?
36:2274
36:23Okay
36:24Red team, are you ready?
36:25Woo!
36:26Come on Brookha!
36:27Yeah, let's play that!
36:28Ready?
36:29Come on, Alex!
36:30Come on Alex!
36:31Come on Alex!
36:32Come on Alex!
36:33Come on Alex!
36:34Come on Alex!
36:35Come on Alex!
36:36Come on Alex!
36:37Come on Alex!
36:38Come on Alex!
36:39Come on Alex!
36:40Come on Alex!
36:41Where's your hands?
36:42Jeez!
36:43You might have to help us get him back!
36:44I can't give you a hand, I've got this!
36:46I've got this!
36:47Oh God, here we go!
36:53Go Rob!
36:54Go on!
36:55Get him out, Rob!
36:56Go!
36:57Go!
36:59Come on Alex!
37:00Go on!
37:15All right!
37:16Let's go!
37:17Go!
37:19Go!
37:24Go!
37:25You alright, Brookha? Last time, last time, last time, alright?
37:40Yeah, by the way, no one's wondered if my leg might come off.
37:47Yeah!
37:47Oh!
37:48Yeah!
37:49Oh!
37:50Oh!
37:51Oh!
37:52Oh!
37:53Hey!
37:54Hey!
37:55Oh!
37:56Oh!
37:57Oh!
37:58Oh!
37:59Oh!
38:00Oh!
38:01Oh!
38:02Oh!
38:03Oh!
38:04Oh!
38:05Oh!
38:06It was an incredible effort, but you only scored 38, so the points go to the blue team!
38:10Yes!
38:11Well done!
38:12Oh!
38:13Oh!
38:14Oh!
38:15Oh!
38:16Oh!
38:17Oh!
38:18Oh!
38:19Oh!
38:20Oh!
38:21Oh!
38:22Oh!
38:23Oh!
38:24Oh!
38:25Oh!
38:26Oh!
38:27Oh!
38:28Oh!
38:29Red nabs ripped the back of your trousers, though.
38:32Oh, shit, you haven't. Yeah, yeah.
38:35Oh, tell you what, that's another dream come true, there.
38:42Oh, tell you what.
38:44Up next, we're heading outside for one of the biggest
38:46and scariest games of the series.
38:59This is an extreme balance bike.
39:23One player from each team will have to cycle along a narrow beam
39:26up in the sky, which is made up of four stages.
39:28For each stage they complete without falling off,
39:30their team will get a question.
39:32Question one is worth one point, question two is worth two points,
39:35question three is worth, Brooker.
39:37What? Three points.
39:40They can only move on to the next section once they've answered.
39:43Once they've completed all four stages,
39:45it's a race to the finish at the end of the beam.
39:47The fastest team to complete the course will get a massive
39:50five bonus points.
39:54Red team, you're answering questions first.
39:56Jamie's already in position. Jay, you okay?
39:58Yeah.
39:59Okay, red team, your time starts now.
40:05Oh, fucking hell.
40:08Just waiting for Joe to get to the first buzzer now.
40:16First buzzer number one, well done.
40:19Okay, red team, this question is worth one point.
40:22Who has scored the most goals in the UEFA Champions League?
40:26Cristiano Ronaldo.
40:27That is correct.
40:28You get one point.
40:28Jamie, on to the next stage.
40:31Go on, Jamie.
40:32Go on, Jamie.
40:34Come on, Jamie.
40:42Come on, Jamie.
40:46Yes, Jamie.
40:49That's your second question.
40:51This question is worth two points.
40:53What is treble 17?
40:5451.
40:55That is correct.
40:56You get two points.
40:57Jamie, on to the next stage.
40:58Come on, Jamie.
40:59Come on, Jamie.
41:06Well done.
41:07This question is worth three points.
41:09Which former British number one tennis player mentored
41:12Emma Raducanu to a U.S.
41:14Tim Hedman.
41:15Tim Hedman?
41:16That is correct.
41:17Well done.
41:18Jamie, on to the next stage.
41:20That's three points.
41:22Go on, Jamie.
41:22Now, this is slightly longer than the previous ones,
41:24but he has got this.
41:27Showing incredible courage.
41:39This question is worth four points.
41:41One, give me.
41:42Which dance player was nicknamed the Crafty Cockney?
41:45Eric Bristow.
41:46That is correct.
41:47Four points.
41:48Jamie, now head to the finish line.
41:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
41:53No, how do I get down?
41:54You just go off the end.
41:55Go right off the end.
41:56Go off the end.
41:57What?
41:58Yes, go off the end.
41:59Right off the end.
42:01Go on, Jamie.
42:03Go on, Jamie.
42:11Go on, Jamie.
42:12Go on.
42:12Go on.
42:13Go on.
42:14Go on.
42:15Go on.
42:16Go on.
42:17Go on.
42:17Go on.
42:18Go on.
42:18Go on.
42:18Go on.
42:19Well done, Jamie.
42:19Well done, red team.
42:20You scored ten points.
42:21I've got the same points.
42:29OK, Jill's in position.
42:31What's your tactic here, Jill?
42:32Just try and get at the end.
42:34OK, makes sense.
42:37OK, blue team, your time starts now.
42:40Go, Jill.
42:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:48OK, this question's worth one point.
42:50In darts, what would you have to hit if you required 50 points to check out with a single dart?
42:54Um, all thanks.
42:55That is correct.
42:56You get your first points.
42:59Jill, off you go.
43:03Go on.
43:04Go on.
43:05This question is worth two points.
43:07Which British cyclist has won a record 35 Tour de France stadium?
43:11You won't get this here.
43:12You won't get this.
43:12No, it's Mark Cavendish.
43:13Jill, move on to the next stage, please.
43:18OK, your next question.
43:25This question's worth three points.
43:26Which rugby league team does Luke Littler support?
43:29Oh.
43:31St. Helens.
43:32Warrington.
43:32Warrington.
43:33Warrington.
43:34It is Warrington.
43:35You get three points.
43:37OK, on to the next, please.
43:39On to the next.
43:41How are you?
43:42OK, this question is worth four points.
43:50In tennis, what is the name of the stadium in Flushing Meadows that the US Open finalists held in?
43:55Oh, mate.
43:55The Bjork stadium.
43:59It's the Arthur Ashe Stadium.
44:00Yeah.
44:00Jill.
44:01Can I go?
44:02You can go, whatever you're with.
44:03No, Jill, Jill.
44:18She embarrassed me.
44:20Good job.
44:21Good job, mate.
44:22Whoa!
44:24Well done, mate.
44:25That was amazing.
44:26Well done.
44:26Good.
44:27Well done.
44:28Oh.
44:28OK, Jill, how was that?
44:30It was scary at the beginning, but, yeah, the crowd were brilliant
44:34and got us over the line.
44:35I can reveal that the fastest to complete the course was...
44:39You don't really need to do this.
44:42This is embarrassing me now.
44:46Come on. Come on.
44:49Jill Scott!
44:51Blue team, you've got five bonus points.
44:55So that means that tonight's show is a draw.
44:58Well done, the great team.
45:03So, thanks to Jill, Michael and Tom, Jamie, Alex and our special guest,
45:07Luke Littler.
45:08You've been watching The League of Their Own.
45:09Until next time, goodnight.
45:28I'll see you in the next video.
45:30Thanks for having us.
45:33Bye.
45:40And now for the next episode, we'll be right back.
45:41See you in the next episode.
45:46I'll be right back.
45:47Okay.
45:48The League of Their Own.
45:50The League of International.
45:50See you in the next episode.
45:52The League of Their Own.
45:53Okay.
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