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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:10We are back for Series 20 of A League Of Their Own
00:13and we've got even more great guests.
00:16Epic challenges.
00:18Mate, you're not a daredevil.
00:20And some ridiculous games.
00:22I'm feeling good!
00:24We're back for Series 20 and it's going to be a knockout.
00:30Let's go! Come on!
00:33Hello, I'm Rameshanganathan. Welcome to a brand new series of A League Of Their Own.
00:56Let's meet the teams.
00:57In the blue corner joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards is the Love Island host who we pulled for a chat
01:02and I just hope I don't give her the ick.
01:04It's Maya Jama!
01:09Alongside Jamie is an Arsenal fan so he'll probably start well then fizzle away to nothing.
01:13It's Alex Brooker!
01:19And completing the line-up, tonight's very special guest.
01:23A global superstar of one of the country's greatest ever footballers.
01:27It's the one and only...
01:29Wayne Rooney!
01:32Welcome to the show Wayne.
01:33Why don't we remind ourselves of the moment you introduced yourself to the world?
01:37Wayne Rooney!
01:38Wayne Rooney!
01:39Wayne Rooney!
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01:42Wayne Rooney!
01:52Wayne Rooney everybody!
01:57Welcome to the show, Wayne. Why don't we remind ourselves of the moment you introduced yourself to the world?
02:06Wayne Rooney. Oh, he went for it. Oh, his first goal in the Premiership!
02:11What a special goal. Wayne Rooney. His confidence knows no bounce.
02:18Wow.
02:19Mies, Mies, now that is how you burst on the scene.
02:23Er, Wayne, how old are you then? I was 16 then.
02:27So, you're 16. You were doing that at 16. At 16, I was preparing for another 10 years of being a virgin.
02:32So, it's very, very different vibes. Well, listen, we're all buzzing to have you on,
02:36but there's one member of the panel who is particularly excited, Wayne, and that is Jill Scott.
02:41You're very excited, aren't you, Jill? Yeah, I think... No, but you're, like, really excited.
02:45No, I think anybody who loves football, honestly, loves Wayne.
02:50Yeah, but you, you really love Wayne. Er, have a look at this first tweet from Jill.
02:57I know everybody disagrees, but I still have a soft spot for Rooney.
03:02What's nice there is saying, I know everybody disagrees.
03:07That's the real treat in that tweet.
03:08Oh, my God. What's going on there, Jill?
03:10It's amazing. I'm just going to pause for a second,
03:13because my cousin who does the IT on this show is fucked up.
03:16There's another one. What? Rooney looking... Oh.
03:22Rakesh!
03:27I told mum that you'd fuck this up.
03:34Okay, let's have a look at the next tweet.
03:35No, not again. Oh, my God.
03:37Rooney looking hot, loving his new hair.
03:41Hashtag soft spot.
03:41Hashtag soft spot.
03:45I am actually mortified.
03:48Jill, there's another tweet, actually. I'd love you to read it.
03:50Oh, my God.
03:51No, I'd love you to read it,
03:52because I'm not sure the tone in which to read it.
03:54Let's have a look at this next tweet from you.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:57Could you just...
03:59Could you just read that out?
04:01This is mortifying.
04:03Could you read that out for us?
04:05Yeah, Rooney looking hot.
04:07Mmm.
04:10Wayne, how does that feel to be objectified like that?
04:12I'm not too sure, actually.
04:14I've known Jill a long time as well, so...
04:16Has she ever looked to you and gone,
04:19Mmm.
04:22Yeah, I think she has, actually, yeah, so...
04:25Jill, my question for you is,
04:27are you okay to continue every time you look at Wayne?
04:29Are you going to do this?
04:30Why are you coming for me?
04:35I'm not coming for you.
04:37You're coming for Wayne, and you're coming hard.
04:40Absolutely disgusting.
04:42Wayne, I'm so sorry.
04:43I'm disappointed, though, Jill.
04:44Why?
04:45This tweet, you've had tweets of Jamie in the last series.
04:48Last series.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Wayne, nothing of me.
04:52Don't you like people of colour?
04:56No, I tweeted about Jamie.
04:58He's got more colour than you.
05:08Oh, I'm mortified.
05:09I'm actually mortified.
05:11Okay, let's crack on with round one.
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05:40So, there you saw Rory McIlroy, Cole Palmer and Luke Littler.
05:52But what I want to know is how they celebrated big wins.
05:55Who bagged themselves a 24-carat gold iPhone?
05:58Who stuffed their trophy down their pants?
06:00And who sung Don't Stop Believing at Rocky Oki?
06:03Wayne, this question's all about winners.
06:05You won countless trophies in your career.
06:07What was the biggest you went celebrating a win?
06:10There was a few, really, but I always remember the first trophy we won was the League Cup.
06:14It was in Cardiff, so I'm thinking, we're going to get to playing home, be straight out, you know, and partying, really.
06:20And we flew home, landed, all the players, everyone just went home.
06:24So, I ended up back in the house with a Chinese takeaway.
06:28What's going on here?
06:30But then we had a few more where, I remember we won the Premier League title, 19th time, which overtook Liverpool.
06:36And I shaved the 19 into my chest.
06:40We've actually got a photo of you, uh, with the 19.
06:45Who did that?
06:46It's quite neat, isn't it?
06:48Good skills.
06:48Yeah, I thought of it myself, yeah.
06:49Oh, right.
06:51What do you think, Jill?
06:52Mmm.
06:53I did that when I played as well.
07:05Oh, my God.
07:07Jamie, how did you celebrate your momentous 1995 League Cup win final against Bolton?
07:12I actually slept with a trophy.
07:16Oh, lucky trophy.
07:18I was single.
07:20I'm not going to trophy.
07:21I'm going to properly give it to you.
07:23Oh!
07:25No, but you were also club captain when Liverpool beat Arsenal in the FA Cup final.
07:29Yeah, yeah.
07:30This is you celebrating.
07:32There you go.
07:33Less Falkit wanker and more Telesales wanker.
07:36Uh, now, it looks like a great photo, doesn't it?
07:40It is a great photo.
07:41And if you zoom out, that is Prince Andrew checking your arms out.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:50You were, you were one of two men that never broke a sweat that day.
07:56Wow.
07:57I don't remember that.
07:59You don't?
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00That is so...
08:02Come on.
08:03Do you not take a bit of a back seat, though?
08:06When, like, you haven't played?
08:08No, clearly not.
08:09What do you think?
08:10I've gone full kick wanker?
08:11John Terry style?
08:12No, it's just that it looks all about you, doesn't it?
08:15Like, not the ones that actually played.
08:17Yeah, I know what you're saying.
08:19Michael Owen had scored two goals and he's at the back.
08:21Two of the back, yeah.
08:24Now, Wayne, speaking of celebrations, did you ever bump into Meeks on one of his big nights out of Manchester back in the day?
08:30No, I've spoke about this before, but I was in the Chinese restaurant.
08:34Again, I don't...
08:35I eat all the food.
08:38Wayne, you like what you like.
08:39Yeah.
08:41But, yeah, so I was there with my family.
08:42It was really quiet.
08:44And then Meeks comes in, 20, 30 of them.
08:47There wasn't 20 or 30.
08:48There was, mate.
08:48There was.
08:49You're making this up.
08:50It's a quiet...
08:51It's a nice restaurant.
08:51There was, like, two of them.
08:52Yeah, like a classy restaurant.
08:53The captain on backwards, they're walking in.
08:56Disruptive.
08:56I was like, what's going on here?
08:58Disruptive.
08:58I was like, what's going on?
09:00He was celebrating his 50th Premier League appearance.
09:03That's absolute bullshit.
09:05That's nonsense.
09:07It wasn't.
09:08I promise you're wrong.
09:10It wasn't.
09:11It was his 25th.
09:12Come on.
09:14You're putting a little bit of spice on that, right?
09:16No, not me.
09:17I think 25th, then, would have been on the bench, as well.
09:29So, could Cole Palmer be our Rocky Oki King?
09:31If anyone's unclear to what Rocky Oki is,
09:33it's karaoke, but you're backed by a live band.
09:37Maya, what's your go-to karaoke?
09:38My go-to karaoke is Arctic Monkeys, When the Sun Goes Down.
09:42Anything manly and low, really.
09:44Anything manly and low?
09:45Yeah.
09:47Alex, what's your go-to karaoke song?
09:50It's always the same.
09:51It's either I Want It That Way or Warren G and Night Dog Regulate.
09:55Regulate?
09:55Yes.
09:56I've got to be honest with you, Brooker.
09:57You doing Regulate might be the worst thing that I've ever heard happen to rap,
10:00and I'm including that, they're shooting a Tupac.
10:05Now, Palmer is the latest English player to be compared to you, Wayne,
10:09and he said that he used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:11Do you see any of your game in him?
10:14Not really.
10:14I don't.
10:23I think he's an unbelievable player.
10:25I love watching him.
10:26I love just how, as a celebration, how cold he is,
10:30and, like, he just doesn't look bothered.
10:31No.
10:32It's very chill.
10:33And then I think that adds to his brilliance.
10:35Yeah.
10:35I mean, he used to pretend to be you in his garden.
10:37Jill actually makes her partner pretend to be you in the garden.
10:40God, see, they look pretty different.
10:42And the bedroom, and a couple of times in the shower.
10:44Now, you mentioned Cole Palmer's celebration.
10:48This is actually my favourite celebration of yours, and my favourite goal of yours.
10:52Let's have a look.
10:55Rene!
10:56It defies description.
11:03How about sensational?
11:05How about superb?
11:08Never will he strike a better ball and score a better goal than this.
11:15Now, you seem to have a lot of space there.
11:21I just want to know what useless piece of shit was supposed to be marking you.
11:23Let's have a look.
11:27Now, look who it is.
11:29The thing is, though, he fucking...
11:31There ain't no thing, mate.
11:33You shined that, didn't you?
11:35It comes off your shin.
11:38Listen, it's harder to do it off your shin than it is your foot.
11:41But can I also ask you a question, Mikes?
11:42What the fuck were you trying to head?
11:46Mikes.
11:47You see that?
11:47What are you thinking right there?
11:49I'm thinking...
11:50I've got it.
11:51I've got it.
11:54I definitely haven't got it.
11:57Oh, fuck's sake.
12:00The fact that he scores with his shin shows how shit yous were, really.
12:04To be fair.
12:05Yeah.
12:06What was Mikes like to play again?
12:08No, he was tough.
12:09He was tough to play.
12:09Obviously, he was always big and quick and powerful.
12:13He has a long throat.
12:18He has a long throat.
12:20So, what about Rory McIlroy?
12:25He's a friend of yours, isn't he, Wayne?
12:27I haven't met Rory quite a lot yet.
12:31Yeah.
12:31Yeah?
12:33I don't know if you're aware.
12:34Jay's also good mates with Rory, in the same way that Stan is with Eminem.
12:37Dear Rory, it's been three weeks since I've congratulated you're winning the Masters.
12:42Maybe you could try and reply faster.
12:46It's actually true.
12:47I did text him when he won it.
12:48He hasn't replied yet.
12:49What did you text him?
12:50Well done, mate.
12:50I'm really proud of you.
12:52You're really proud of him?
12:53Why are you proud of him?
12:54Well, I am, because he won it.
12:55Yeah, but what's that got to do with you?
12:58Did you turn up in a certain time, pick up the trophy?
13:07Now, I'm sure you've been invited to play golf in loads of people over the years, Wayne.
13:11Who's been the weirdest?
13:12Um, it was Donald Trump when...
13:17What?
13:18Donald Trump?
13:19Yeah, no, so when he was president the first time, I went to play golf.
13:22My friend was over from Manchester.
13:24We went to play golf at his course, and when we got there, there was sniffer dogs.
13:28There was security everywhere, and he said, the president's coming in, he's playing with you.
13:33So, we're playing with snipers everywhere.
13:36There's all kinds of...
13:37It was surreal, yeah, so...
13:39How did you play?
13:40All right, it's actually pretty all right.
13:43He was booby.
13:43That's your takeaway from that story.
13:46He...he...he played golf with Donald Trump, and your interviewer question is, how did you play?
13:53That's what everybody's thinking.
13:55But there was...there was these three...
13:58Bless him.
13:59There was, like, three big escalades there, and one of them had this, like, box on the back.
14:04So I said to him, what's that for?
14:06So he said, if there's a nuclear attack, he gets put in that.
14:09He said, what happens to us?
14:12He's like, yous are fucked.
14:14Oh, nice to go on.
14:18Okay, Red Team, I need an answer from you.
14:20Who celebrated by singing Don't Stop Believin' on Rocky Oki?
14:23Who bought a 24-carat gold phone, and who put their trophy down their pants?
14:27Phone...phone's got a big palm out.
14:29Yeah?
14:29I reckon Rory was...
14:30Yeah, Luke's not going to put their pants on.
14:32And then Luke Littler was the trophy down his pants.
14:33Do you think so?
14:34Okay, let's see if you're right.
14:36I can tell you that Rory McIlroy sang Don't Stop Believin', Luke Littler bought the phone,
14:40and Cole Palmer stuffed the trophy down his pants.
14:43So, Red Team, you scored one point.
14:44Now, Rory McIlroy was our Rocky Oki singer, and inspired by a celebration, we're going to
14:57give it a go.
14:58Please welcome Rocky Oki.
15:00Woo!
15:01Okay, so I'm going to give a bonus point to anyone who's brave enough to give it a go.
15:05Blue Team, who fancies it?
15:06Ooh, it's a tough one.
15:08Maya, you go.
15:09Me.
15:09I'll have a go.
15:10Yeah?
15:10Yeah.
15:10Okay, give it up for Maya Jammer, everybody!
15:15Woo!
15:17Come on, Maya.
15:17Come on, Maya.
15:20Come on, Maya.
15:22Okay.
15:25Said he's a scumbag, don't you know?
15:29Right here, here.
15:29Oh, you're trying not to listen, I bet your life is sailing at the ground.
15:45It makes a subtle composition, I'm sorry all my life could turn you down.
15:51Oh, we must be on to the summer, what are the chances of us more than likely?
15:56I've got a feeling in my stomach.
16:00I start to wonder what could so remind me, what could so remind me.
16:04As the day, day changes when the sun goes down.
16:07God, I'm all a, all a, all a, all a, all a, all the time.
16:09The day, day changes when the sun goes down.
16:12Around here.
16:15Around here.
16:18Give it up for Maya Jammer and Rocky Oki!
16:30See you after the break.
16:32Welcome back to the League of the Road.
16:49This question is for you, blue team.
16:50Have a look at this.
16:51Cristiano Ronaldo, back into his kingdom.
16:56Ronaldo!
16:57We are in the presence of goal-scoring greatness.
17:11Ella 2 is trying to take another one.
17:13She's got it.
17:14Huge moment for Manchester United.
17:17So there you saw Cristiano Ronaldo, Ella 2 and Ruben Ameren.
17:22They're all united through and through.
17:23But what I want to know is, who does double chin workouts?
17:27Who had to buy computers for everyone after breaking team rules?
17:30And who gives motivational speeches at old people's homes?
17:33Jill, you do a bit of motivational speaking.
17:36What do you need to be good at?
17:37Erm, like, motivating.
17:44Building up the energy.
17:45You do it well.
17:45You do a good job.
17:46Yeah, no, I do like it.
17:48I think, like, you've got to have, like, empathy when telling your story.
17:51Be fearless as well, because it is, like, quite a big crowd.
17:55Good eye contact.
17:57Projection of the voice.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Why are you going to say?
18:00No, because we can feel where this is going.
18:02I don't say anything.
18:03No, I was actually being serious.
18:05So you do need to have good eye contact.
18:07Is that why you don't do it?
18:09I don't do it, because I get enough regular work.
18:13Ah!
18:13Now...
18:14Do you think you'd be an inspiring speaker at a retirement home?
18:24What do you mean by that?
18:24No.
18:25Like, why me, retirement home?
18:27No, because this person does inspiring, motivational speeches at retirement home.
18:31So I just wonder if you think you'd be good at it.
18:32Oh, I thought you were just alluding to my age and stuff.
18:34No, not at all.
18:34Well, it's, like, you know, season 20 now, and it's still the same old stuff, and it's, like, it's been a lot going on.
18:40You know, leather man, Botox boy, you know, injured all the time.
18:43I just thought we should be nice to each other now, Ron.
18:45Yeah?
18:46I don't call you, like, Willy Wanker-eye or something, do I?
18:49Willy Wanker-eye?
18:51I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye.
18:52Willy Wanker-eye.
18:54I meant to say Willy Wanker-eye.
18:56I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye.
19:01I don't call you Willy Wanker-eye.
19:04Do you know what was so good about it, is he was so excited to deliver it.
19:10I'm going to get him, I'm going to get him, just wait, you bloody, you bloody Willy Wanker-eye.
19:15Oh, fuck.
19:16Shit.
19:18Now, Mix, you've played against the last truly great United side.
19:25How much have you enjoyed watching them become Bang Average?
19:28Well, they're not really Bang Average, are they?
19:30They're still shit.
19:32Yeah.
19:33But it's about who's at the helm, who's the boss, isn't it?
19:37It's like Weakest Link under Anne Robertson.
19:40It was unbelievable.
19:41Mmm.
19:42LAUGHTER
19:43LAUGHTER
19:44APPLAUSE
19:47Now, Wayne, obviously your first love is Everton, but we can't talk about them too much
19:55because we've got viewing figures to think about.
19:56But how hard...
19:58How hard has it been to watch United over the last few years?
20:01Yeah, even with your eyes, it'd be difficult.
20:05Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:08Wow!
20:09Wow!
20:10Wow!
20:11Wow!
20:12Wow!
20:13Thanks for joining, everybody.
20:14We're out of here.
20:15Not beating that.
20:16Absolutely pulled my pants down there.
20:18So what about Wayne's old teammate, Cristiano Ronaldo?
20:21What was he really like, Wayne?
20:22Yeah, Cristiano's a great lad.
20:23Lots of good memories with him.
20:24I used to take him to the hotel the night before a game, actually.
20:26And it was when he was a little bit thinner.
20:27He had to build his muscle up, basically.
20:29Right.
20:30So we'd drop off at McDonald's.
20:31He'd get, like, a couple of burgers or something.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Because there's always that thing that he didn't eat any rubbish.
20:34Honestly.
20:35So I'm driving the car.
20:36He's sat in the passenger seat eating burgers.
20:37And I'm sat there thinking, mate, I would...
20:38You're dribbling.
20:39You're dribbling.
20:40...love for one of them.
20:41But I have to watch me wait, and he had to put weight on.
20:59So...
21:00But no, we had great memories and won lots together.
21:02And obviously what he's gone on to achieve is incredible.
21:05And now, Ronaldo's obviously done a million different adverts.
21:07But Wayne, you actually did my favorite one ever.
21:11It's for an X-Men film from 2016.
21:14Obviously, Wayne is one of the greatest footballers
21:16this country's ever produced.
21:18But to know that he's almost equally as good at acting,
21:21this is quite remarkable.
21:22Have a look at this.
21:24Finally, we need someone with intensity and incredible focus.
21:27We have got it.
21:28Cyclops.
21:29Actually, Hank, I'm thinking of a different mutant.
21:33Hello, old friend.
21:34Hello, Charles.
21:35Wayne Rooney?
21:36Wayne, we need you on the battlefield again.
21:38Anything for the team.
21:39It's going to take everything you've got to defeat Apocalypse.
21:42Apocalypse who?
21:43I'll explain when we get there.
21:44Hank, prepare the X-Jet.
21:46We're going to Manchester.
21:50Everything they've built will fall!
21:57Bloody hell.
22:03Bloody hell!
22:05Jill, what did you think watching the advert?
22:20Did it give you the ick, or were you like...?
22:22Aw!
22:22I'm sorry!
22:25Yeah, I want a copy after.
22:30Meeks, we've seen you acting like a melt in several adverts over the year.
22:34Do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:36Why didn't you start the question like that?
22:38Sorry.
22:39Meeks, you're obviously a brilliant actor.
22:40We've seen you in several adverts, and you've smashed every one of them.
22:42Yeah.
22:43Do you fancy yourself as an actor?
22:45Uh, not...
22:46Maybe.
22:47I met Tom Cruise, didn't I?
22:49Did you?
22:49Yeah.
22:50What...?
22:51This audience, they're a bit off-key, man.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Um, he was talking about the new Mission Impossible.
22:57And what was that for you, trying to get Zabaletta out of the team?
23:00LAUGHTER
23:01That is funny.
23:02Anyway, carry on.
23:03No, it was just about Rooney getting another managerial job.
23:06I just sparked my gag now.
23:08What a...
23:09What a tosser.
23:11Well, maybe you don't go, Anne Robinson.
23:13Hehehehe.
23:14Hehehehe.
23:15Hehehehe.
23:16It's like that, Romeo.
23:17It's like that.
23:18It's like that.
23:19No, no, I love you.
23:20Uh, now, Ronaldo bought long-time partner Georgina an engagement ring, reportedly worth
23:40£3.7 million.
23:42Uh, now, Wayne, I've heard you're fond of romantic gestures with Colleen, too.
23:46Is that right?
23:47Um...
23:48I have been.
23:49Mm.
23:50Cool.
23:51LAUGHTER
23:52Please do not elaborate.
23:53That's all.
23:54LAUGHTER
23:55So, I was going...
23:56Again, I was going to a Chinese restaurant.
23:57LAUGHTER
23:59LAUGHTER
24:00APPLAUSE
24:03LAUGHTER
24:05LAUGHTER
24:06Um...
24:07It was, I was going...
24:09And then, the closer I was getting, I was going to propose in the restaurant,
24:11and then, the closer I was getting there, I was thinking, I can't do it in the restaurant.
24:15It was all pulled over and up in the petrol station.
24:18Um...
24:19LAUGHTER
24:21Um, got the ring off, asked her to marry me on the, on the courtyard.
24:26LAUGHTER
24:27She said, yeah.
24:28And then, we drove home and watched EastEnders with a glass of champagne and combi fash.
24:32LAUGHTER
24:33That is so lovely.
24:34I love that.
24:35That's so cute.
24:36That is actually lovely.
24:37That is lovely.
24:38That is lovely.
24:39APPLAUSE
24:40OK, blue team, I need an answer from you.
24:42Who does double chin workouts?
24:43Who gave motivational speeches at old people's homes?
24:45And who had to buy everyone a PC after breaking team rules?
24:48Wouldn't she do double chin workouts?
24:50He definitely knows, cos he's got a beard, it covers it anyway.
24:52Do you reckon?
24:53Or he just gets a chin like it.
24:54You must know what Toonie does.
24:55Well, I don't ask if she does double chin workouts.
24:58No, I think he'd bolt everyone a computer, and I think he does motivational speeches.
25:02OK.
25:03Guys, can I ask, can you do me a favour?
25:05Can you take longer?
25:06LAUGHTER
25:07That's what your wife says.
25:09LAUGHTER
25:12APPLAUSE
25:14It's good.
25:15It's good.
25:16OK.
25:17Let's see if you're right.
25:18I can tell you that Ella Toon does double chin workouts.
25:20See?
25:21Ruben Amerim gave motivational speeches at old people's homes.
25:24And it was Cristiano Ronaldo who bought PCs for everyone after breaking team rules.
25:27Well done, blue team scored three points.
25:29APPLAUSE
25:30See you after the break.
25:31APPLAUSE
25:46Welcome back to the League of the Rome.
25:48This next round is all about a global icon.
25:50Money!
25:51Free!
25:52Running!
25:53Running!
25:54Running!
25:55Running!
25:56Running!
25:57Running!
25:58Running!
25:58Running!
25:59Running!
26:00Running!
26:01Running!
26:02Running.
26:03anting Woman one'sACT אל syndrome one's街 o'clocked in the championship.
26:05!
26:06Oh No.
26:07The Immediately Question.
26:08Oh, Rooney, the youngest ever player and goal scorer for England.
26:14Here's Rooney. Oh, my goodness me!
26:22Rooney!
26:26Rooney.
26:30Rooney from the halfway line.
26:35That's for Rooney.
26:36Brilliant. Wonderful goal for Manchester United.
26:40Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney!
26:58Wayne, there is so much to talk about playing for your boyhood club at 16,
27:01winning countless titles for Man United,
27:03captaining England.
27:05But actually, this is the main reason I want you to do on the show,
27:07Wayne, to get this sorted out.
27:08Have a look at this.
27:13Oh, that's a penalty. That's a penalty.
27:15Wayne Rooney gets the penalty for Manchester United.
27:19Rooney's piece of exquisite skill and the leg is up.
27:23Oh, there's minimal contact at that angle.
27:24That is embarrassing.
27:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:30That's embarrassing.
27:32Hold on, I think what we should do is,
27:34because now that you are a pundit, Wayne,
27:36if you were a pundit doing that game, what would you say?
27:39I'd say it's a penalty.
27:43I would.
27:44Wayne, like, we can be honest here.
27:49You, you died for that penalty, didn't you?
27:52I'm sorry, can we sing one more time?
27:53Yeah, let's have another, let's have another look.
27:55This is ridiculous.
27:56Where's the contact?
27:57Look, there, come on!
27:58Oh my God.
28:00Wayne Rooney.
28:02Embarrassment.
28:04Hold on, back, back, back, back.
28:06There you go, look, there.
28:07The toe on my shin, look.
28:08Where?
28:09There, right there, look.
28:10Yeah, but then look like there.
28:12I've still got a scarf on my shin off it.
28:17He's in intensive care, isn't he?
28:19Yeah.
28:24It was actually my 19th birthday, that game.
28:26And as I've gone to take Saul Campbell on,
28:28he's left a leg out, so...
28:30Yeah, but he didn't touch you, did he?
28:31I've naturally said, oh, thank you, let's let him kick me.
28:34Did he touch you?
28:35He kicked you?
28:36Yeah, he touched my shin.
28:37He didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't touch you.
28:40Anyway...
28:42After that, for about six to nine months,
28:44we'd meet up with England.
28:45Saul Campbell wouldn't speak word to me.
28:47Really?
28:48That's a result.
28:49Really?
28:50Can I just say, that was definitely a punky win.
28:52Oh, shut up!
28:54Definitely, definitely, well done.
28:58Definitely, well done.
29:00Now, Jamie, you actually lined up against Wayne
29:03in his Premier League debut, didn't you?
29:04Did.
29:05Let's have a look at some of Wayne's highlights from that game.
29:08On his debut, he's already skinning defenders.
29:09Check this out.
29:10Come on Wayne, what's a guy.
29:11Now, now listen, listen.
29:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:26That's not me.
29:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:35Come on, Wayne.
29:36What a guy.
29:38Now, now, listen, listen.
29:40It's not fair to just show Wayne's highlights.
29:42Let's have a look at some of Jamie's highlights from the same game.
29:44Game no worries
29:56I'd say so it'd be different now because all I do is just slip it in
30:01I remember playing against Wayne I just remember I'd heard so much about you as a young player
30:0613 14 years of age in the Liverpool where everyone was talking about him and then playing I remember standing in the tunnel
30:13Like it was yesterday. I remember looking and going good luck today mate and straightaway as soon as your first touch come in
30:18She always like what a good player well player actually taught you during the game. Yeah, I remember him talking to me all the time
30:24I was like what you want
30:35It was obviously playful if pool so I didn't like him anyway
30:39Just leave me alone
30:43I was just being nice. You know what I mean? I just said oh great touch. What a player you are. You're fantastic
30:48I mean to be honest it sounds like I was grooming you, but
30:52It was genuinely though. I just you knew straightaway the way he touched the ball was just totally different and knew it
30:59Yeah, it was a joy to play against you mate. Still thirsty
31:01Now whilst we have one of the most talented footballers of all time on the show we thought it's time to test his flair
31:06This is disco balls
31:13Okay, we're gonna be testing everyone's touch and flair all everyone will have to do is control the ball and score without it hitting the ground simple enough
31:25But the balls are gonna be flying out of this machine at 60 miles per hour and there's five game-changing points for the goal with the most
31:33Flair Wayne how's your touch these days?
31:36Okay, still
31:38Okay, you're up first jill jill scott everybody
31:50Well 60 miles per hour, okay ready?
31:52Yeah
31:56Oh
32:00Yeah
32:02Oh
32:11Come on brooker
32:13I get like a little
32:13Do I get a little toasty?
32:15Yeah, I'll give you a little taster
32:16Oh
32:18Fucking hell
32:20That would ping off the old prophetic, didn't it?
32:22Yeah
32:24Yeah
32:26Are you under the impression I have any control over this machine at all?
32:29I don't know what to say to you, okay ready?
32:31Yeah
32:33Yeah
32:35Yeah
32:37Woo
32:39Woo
32:41Woo
32:43Woo
32:45Woo
32:46Woo
32:47Woo
32:48Woo
32:49Woo
32:50Woo
32:51Woo
32:52Woo
32:53Woo
32:54Woo
32:55Woo
32:56Woo
32:57Woo
32:58Woo
32:59You just want to do this, okay, so in that case
33:01Jesus Christ Mark, I did it with one leg
33:11Yes, Mick, okay, you ready?
33:16these are the people from World wurde
33:17Woo
33:18Yes, Mick's
33:18Yes, Mick's
33:19Ok, you ready Mick's
33:20He's here. It's a tasty for you
33:22Fucking hell
33:23Look at him
33:24Turn that up,斑 you
33:25Let's go again
33:27.
33:28V
33:29Please don't let Michael Richards kill me today
33:59Mr. Michael, here's your jacket for you. Thank you so much for coming
34:15Shall we see if the genius himself can show us how it's done. Wayne, are you up for this?
34:26Yep
34:32Give us something special big way
34:56Run it! Run it! Run it! Run it!
35:04That was brilliant
35:06That was brilliant
35:10Yes, well done
35:12Big up Wayne Rooney, you have the best time
35:18Five points for you
35:20See you after the break
35:22This is like Pit Stop
35:28Two players from each team must remove all four wheels from the car
35:34However, they're going to be doing it eight metres up in the air
35:38After each wheel has been removed, they'll have to answer a question
35:40There's one point for every correct answer
35:42And a game-changing three bonus points awarded to the fastest team
35:44Blue team, you're answering questions first
35:46Please give it up for Jill and Maya
35:48Hi Maya, fancy your drive?
35:50Yeah, why not?
35:52Someone's nicked the radio?
35:54It wasn't me
35:56Jill, Maya, good luck to you, let's race the car
36:02We have to climb out here, you know
36:04Do you know we have to climb out here, you know?
36:06Do you know we have to climb out here
36:08I'm gonna go
36:09To the blue team, you're answering questions first
36:11Please give it up for Jill and Maya
36:12Peace out!
36:13Whoo!
36:15Whoo!
36:16Hi Maya, fancy your drive?
36:18Yeah, no why not?
36:19Oh Jill, Maya
36:21Someone's nicked the radio?
36:22It wasn't me
36:23Jill, Maya
36:24Good luck to you, let's race the car
36:25We have to climb out here, you know.
36:30Do you know we have to climb out here?
36:34How are we holding these other things up?
36:37Are you guys feeling okay?
36:39No.
36:40Not really.
36:41Okay, well, we need to move on.
36:42So, good luck to you.
36:45Your time starts now.
36:47Oh, my God.
36:50Oh, my God.
36:50You've got your intense.
36:51Okay.
36:53Oh, my God.
36:55Maya, it's the front.
36:56What am I allowed to hold?
36:58No.
36:58What am I not?
37:00Front left wheel.
37:01Front left wheel.
37:02All right, pass me the tool.
37:03No, just give me the tool.
37:09You dirty bitch.
37:13Okay.
37:18There we go.
37:19Oh, my God.
37:20That is horrible.
37:22Have you got it?
37:23Yeah.
37:25Okay.
37:27First question, blue team.
37:29Which American club did Wayne Rooney play for from 2018 to 2019?
37:33Oh, my God.
37:33It's correct.
37:35On you go.
37:35Right.
37:36Right.
37:36Maya, I need to go now.
37:38Okay, where do I go from here?
37:39Come back in.
37:41Fuck me.
37:42I'm here tight.
37:43Oh, my God.
37:45I'm falling forward now.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48No, Jill.
37:49Get the fuck back in.
37:51Come on, Jill.
37:55I'm going up there.
38:03Okay.
38:03Come on.
38:06Push.
38:07Come on.
38:07Hey, question number two.
38:11How old was Wayne Rooney when he scored his first Premier League goal for Everton?
38:1416.
38:15He's correct.
38:15On you go.
38:16Oh, my God.
38:18Okay, you get in and I get in after.
38:19So, Maya, the back wheel on your side next.
38:22What thing's going on?
38:24Are you okay?
38:24It's in between my left.
38:26So, what is happening?
38:27Are you getting done by a drill door?
38:29I swear to my God.
38:32I swear to my God.
38:33Go on, Maya.
38:39Yes.
38:40Go on, Maya.
38:41You got this.
38:42Go on, Maya.
38:43What is it?
38:43It's actually.
38:46Okay, question number three blue team.
38:49How many times has Cristiano Ronaldo won the Ballon d'Or?
38:52Five or six.
38:53It is five.
38:54I'll give you that.
38:54Okay.
38:54Here you go.
38:56Oh, fuck.
38:58Jill, one more wheel to go.
38:59When I pictured me and you in a car with a tool, it wasn't like this.
39:03Oh, my God, Jill.
39:06Ricky, that's Jill.
39:07Yep, that's what you do.
39:08Fucking hell.
39:10Okay.
39:12Okay.
39:14Shit.
39:15Why is that?
39:16My leg.
39:17Oh, shit.
39:18My leg.
39:18Oh, my God.
39:20No.
39:21What the hell?
39:23This is some kind of jewel.
39:25Come on, Jill.
39:26All right.
39:27The car needs to go.
39:28Come on.
39:29That one a bit, oh, don't we have a little twist, oh.
39:32No.
39:33Well done, Jill.
39:34Well done.
39:35Maya, come on down.
39:36I love this!
39:55Wayne, how are you feeling?
39:57Yeah, I feel great, thanks.
40:00OK, let's raise the car.
40:06OK, Jamie, Wayne, good luck. Your time starts now.
40:19Yes, well done.
40:21Go ahead, lads.
40:23Good start. Yes, Wayne, behind you.
40:26Oh, Wayne, you got it, OK.
40:30Oh, fucking hell. I don't like this, Romesh.
40:32Keep it still, Romesh.
40:36Go on, Wayne. Well done, mate.
40:39Go on, Wayne.
40:40That's right.
40:41OK, question number one.
40:43Which team did Wayne Rooney score a hat-trick against
40:46on his Manchester United debut?
40:48Fender-back-trick?
40:49It's correct.
40:50Oh, fucking hell.
40:52Oh, fuck.
40:57Oh, shit.
40:58You're fucking pushing me out, you tit.
41:00Fucking hell.
41:01Wait!
41:02Come on, Jamie.
41:04You all right?
41:06Yeah?
41:07Why don't you fucking do it?
41:09Fuck off.
41:10Fucking hell?
41:11Where's the duel gone?
41:15Go on, Joey.
41:16Woo!
41:17Woo!
41:19OK, question number two.
41:22How many Premier League titles did Wayne Rooney win
41:24with Manchester United?
41:25Five.
41:26Yeah, it's correct.
41:27On you go.
41:28Jamie, you get back in.
41:31I've got the gear stick up my arse.
41:33Wayne.
41:34Wayne, it's the back wheel on your side next.
41:36Well done, Wayne.
41:37Oh, yes, Wayne.
41:39Look at this.
41:41Oh.
41:43Oh, whoa!
41:44Whoa!
41:45Whoa!
41:46No!
41:47I really can't see why I wasn't asked to do this game.
41:51Well done, Wayne.
41:52Well done, Wayne.
41:53Well done, Wayne.
41:54Well done, Wayne.
41:55Well done, Wayne.
41:56Well done, Wayne.
41:57Well done, Wayne.
41:58Well done, Wayne.
41:59Well done, Wayne.
42:00Well done, Wayne.
42:01Well done, Wayne.
42:02Question three.
42:03Which tournament did Rory Mackle win in 2025 in order to complete the
42:06career Grand Slam?
42:07The Masters.
42:08Is correct.
42:09On you go.
42:10Go on, Jamie.
42:11Go on, Jamie.
42:12Go on, Jamie.
42:13Woo!
42:14Woo!
42:15Got me ankle stuck.
42:16And we're looking in the sketches, though.
42:21Could be the latest, Dad.
42:23Go on, Jamie.
42:24Go on, Jamie.
42:25Go on, Jamie.
42:26What's up?
42:27I'm in trouble here.
42:28You know that.
42:29What?
42:30Are you okay?
42:31I've got you.
42:32What?
42:33Hold me.
42:34What?
42:35You've got a fucking...
42:36You've got a fucking harness on.
42:38Yes, Jamie.
42:40Oh.
42:41Oh, please come off.
42:43Push it in.
42:44Push it in further.
42:45Come on, baby.
42:46Yes.
42:47Yes.
42:48Yes.
42:49Yes.
42:50Well done, Wayne.
42:51Well done, Jamie.
42:55Yes.
42:58Yes.
42:59And I can reveal that the fastest team was the red team.
43:03Yeah.
43:04Which means tonight's winners are the red team.
43:07You know what?
43:08Well done.
43:09So thanks to Jamie, Wayne and Maya.
43:14Yeah.
43:15To Jill, Michael and Alex.
43:16Thank you and good night.
43:17Yeah.
43:18Yeah.
43:19Time for me to get one more mode.
43:24Schön, jouer, turned out of chatting.
43:25Thanks for following us.
43:26What?
43:28You just used to play near to me
43:29because hold the rooms in common studio for how close it's okay for you.
43:31Okay.
43:32You, too.
43:33How'd we go there?
43:34WeATHERS ARGS.
43:35No.
43:36Let's see.
43:37You start there.
43:38Arrogant.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Nice in pairing.
43:41You do.
43:42You got this as well as an ass.
43:43You do.
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