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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:11Very excited about tonight's show because one of my guests is, well I guess you'd describe him as
00:16a bit of a bad boy, sort of quite outspoken. This is the moment for Paddy Pimbley.
00:20Sort of a small kind of dangerous package of a man, very much an alpha male I'd say.
00:26Are you talking about me? Yeah, yeah Josh, of course I'm talking about you.
00:42Hello, I'm Romesh Ranganathan. This is the League of the Road and it's fight night.
00:56Let's meet the teams. Joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards in the blue corner is a comedian who
01:00looks like Tyson Fury if he'd stopped boxing and done a BTEC in leisure and tourism. It's Tom Davies.
01:06And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the red team, it's the hardest man in podcasting,
01:13the Devon destroyer, it's Josh Whittaker.
01:19And joining them tonight, he's a food loving UFC star who loves smashing pizzas and people in the face.
01:27It's Paddy, the baddie Pimbley!
01:41Come on! Come on, lad! Come on, lad!
01:45Come on, lad!
01:47Come on, lad!
01:52Paddy, how are you, mate? How are you, Romesh? Good?
01:55Yeah, very good, thank you. Thanks for coming on.
01:57Now listen, obviously you're a global star in UFC, one of the most brutal sports on the planet,
02:02so I want to start with the obvious question, what's the deal with a haircut?
02:05Like what...
02:06What's the story?
02:08It was the fashion in Liverpool, at the time, lad. We all grew out of it, know what I mean?
02:11Everyone had a big massive hairdos and I just never grew out of it.
02:14Yeah, no, I mean, I like it. I love it. I think it's really good.
02:18Rom, you've basically gone for the same haircut yourself.
02:23Tom, you're a big fan of Paddy, aren't you?
02:25Massive, massive fan of Paddy. Love him.
02:27Good for the sport, big UFC fan.
02:29Thank you very much. Great to watch.
02:30How much would you love to have a head of hair like Paddy's?
02:33I'd just like to have hair.
02:36Well, listen, Tom, we like to make dreams come true on this show,
02:39so I've got something for you.
02:41I want to give you the opportunity.
02:47Do you want to...
02:48Good luck to you.
02:49This is...
02:50This is actually an honour.
02:54There we go. We'll do a peek at that.
02:56Wow.
02:59You look like the arc of Waynesville.
03:04I like it. You look like my first girlfriend.
03:08Your first girlfriend ever been?
03:09Yeah. Really?
03:10I think I dated her as well.
03:13Paddy, so can you just talk us through a little bit,
03:15but how is it you actually get a win in UFC?
03:18What are the ways that you can win a fight?
03:19Three different ways to win.
03:21Knockout, or TKO.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Submission, so you either tap to the submission
03:26or you choke them unconscious.
03:28What?
03:30You choke them unconscious?
03:31Yeah, standard.
03:32What the fuck is this sport?
03:34What?
03:36Type of weird, like, modern-day gladiators, you could say.
03:39No, do you know what modern-day gladiators is?
03:41Gladiators.
03:44And obviously a decision is the other way.
03:45You can win by DQ as well, but no-one wants to win by that.
03:47Yeah.
03:48So, I mean, obviously I don't know if you got picked up,
03:50but Josh isn't entirely sure about the sport.
03:52Would you mind demonstrating a choke?
03:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:56Would you like to see Josh?
03:57Yeah!
03:59Paddy, do you mind?
04:00No, no, no, you can't tap out before us.
04:03Paddy, do you mind coming out?
04:04Just show us, Paddy, what we'd have to do.
04:06We could show you properly and put you unconscious.
04:08Yeah.
04:09That would be amazing.
04:10Well, let's not pick them up.
04:11Yeah!
04:12Yeah!
04:13Yeah!
04:14Yeah!
04:15And this, and actually this could be your first ever fight
04:17against Paddy Fimler.
04:19Well, you thought Paddy the baddie.
04:21And the joke would be on you, because what if I win?
04:24It's funny you say that, Josh, because, Paddy,
04:26I don't want to upset you, but Josh actually sent me a voice note about it.
04:28No, I didn't.
04:29Oh, hey, Romesh, this is Josh Widdicombe.
04:31You know Josh Widdicombe from Last Leg and Parenting Hell.
04:34I just want to say, I saw on League of the Own you've got Paddy Pimler.
04:39Absolutely hate that prick.
04:42That's not me!
04:43That is you!
04:44That's you!
04:45That's not me!
04:46Of course!
04:47I wouldn't say this is Josh Widdicombe to Romesh.
04:48Listen to this bit, this is pretty bad.
04:51Paddy the baddie?
04:52More like Paddy the pussy.
04:54Oh, wow!
04:56I didn't think it was me, but it's as funny as me.
04:58Who wants to see it?
04:59Yeah, let's see it.
05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:01Paddy, do you mind just doing a little bit?
05:02Like, don't choke him out completely.
05:03Oh, cheers, Rom!
05:04Just, oh, don't kill me!
05:05I won't proper squeeze it like I would in a fight.
05:07I'll just...
05:08Semi...
05:09Semi...
05:10Just pop his head like a pimple.
05:11Go on, let's...
05:12So you're saying you're not going to kill me fast, you're going to kill me slowly?
05:15No, it's all right.
05:16You can just stay there.
05:17Take him on your back.
05:18Can I take my glasses off?
05:19It's not going to make a difference, your glasses, lad.
05:20Do you want to be able to see properly as you lose consciousness?
05:21Is that what...?
05:22One arm comes underneath.
05:23Grab your own visor.
05:24What?!
05:25This hand goes behind.
05:26Fucking hell!
05:27Like that!
05:28But you've got to tap.
05:29But when someone's got you like Paddy, you've got to tap out, right?
05:32Oh, yeah.
05:33The first thing you do is...
05:34It's not going to make a difference, your glasses, lad.
05:35It's not going to make a difference, your glasses, lad, don't you?
05:38Do you want to be able to see properly as you lose consciousness?
05:40Is that what...?
05:41One arm comes underneath.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:43Grab your own visor.
05:44What?!
05:45This hand goes behind.
05:46You've got to tap.
05:47But when someone's got you like Paddy, you've got to tap out, right?
05:49Oh, yeah.
05:50The first thing you do, you've got to tap out, right?
05:54The first thing you do, right, isn't go, are you alright?
05:56It's check the technique with Paddy.
05:58I almost just died!
06:00That, genuinely, was so much worse than I thought it was going to be.
06:04I could take that.
06:05That's not that bad.
06:06Honestly, there you go.
06:07That's all right.
06:08Come on, it's leverage!
06:09Come on, Paddy!
06:11Come on, Paddy!
06:12Come on, Paddy!
06:13Just make sure you're tap, please.
06:14I don't want to put you to sleep.
06:15All right.
06:16Make sure you're tap.
06:17Sounds.
06:18Shall we have a look?
06:19Over there.
06:20Come on, Paddy!
06:22Come on, Paddy!
06:23Come on, Paddy!
06:24Come on, Paddy!
06:25Come on, Paddy!
06:26Come on, Paddy!
06:27Come on, Paddy!
06:28Come on, Paddy!
06:29Come on, Paddy!
06:30Come on, Paddy!
06:31Come on, Paddy!
06:32Come on, Paddy!
06:33Oh, my...
06:34How was that mix?
06:35My windpipe's gone.
06:36It's all finished, but do you know what?
06:37For the record, only one of us tapped out.
06:39Let's go.
06:40Let's go.
06:42Let's go.
06:47OK, let's crack on with round one.
06:48This question is for you, blue team.
06:50Have a look at this.
06:53Let's get ready to rumble!
06:59They're washing a landing train again there.
07:01Left hook, couldn't it?
07:03Mean Molly McCann tonight.
07:06And that's for the album!
07:08Oh!
07:09No way!
07:10What a way to answer your critics!
07:16Oh, no!
07:26So, there you saw Canelo Alvarez, Molly Meeble McCann and Anthony Joshua.
07:31All great fighters, but I want you to match them to their surprising food-related facts.
07:36Who used to work in an ice cream van?
07:38Who's so tight that they won't let their dinner dates order starters?
07:41And who celebrated a win by eating 50 McNuggets in bed?
07:46Jill, what are your first thoughts?
07:4750?
07:4850, yeah.
07:49That's light work.
07:50I'll go 100 nuggets I think I could eat.
07:53Now, Tom, you're looking incredible now, if you don't mind.
07:56Really good.
07:58What was he looking like before?
07:59Yeah.
08:0026 stone, baby.
08:01Bloody hell.
08:03How much you lost, Thomas?
08:04Well, when he was 26 stone, he lost his wife.
08:06LAUGHTER
08:16My guy.
08:17My guy.
08:18No, but listen, you genuinely are looking incredible.
08:20Back in the day, though, I hope you don't mind me saying you were no stranger to a bit of a food binge.
08:23Oh, mate, yeah.
08:24So what's the biggest you ever went?
08:26I used to be addicted.
08:27There was a...
08:28In Chinatown, in London, there used to be an all-you-can-eat buffet.
08:31It was $4.99.
08:32You could go there and eat everything.
08:33$4.99?
08:34Look, this is...
08:35That was for being shite.
08:38Yeah, it wasn't high-end catering.
08:40And I used to go there.
08:41I was working on the sites.
08:42$4.99, good place to go and eat all you can.
08:44And I used to fill up, man.
08:45Anyway, I'd asked this girl out for a date.
08:47Really liked her.
08:48That's the least believable bit of this story.
08:50And, uh...
08:51Thought you would have come to $4.99 all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
08:55Well, no, it's the only restaurant I knew in London.
08:57She said, do you know anywhere around here?
08:58I went, I've got just the place.
09:00So we were outside queuing to get into this restaurant.
09:03And she went, is it nice?
09:04And I went, oh, yeah.
09:05It's all-you-can-eat.
09:06What, another queue?
09:07$4.99 all-you-can-eat had a queue.
09:10Yeah, it was a...
09:11Yeah, but to be fair, he's paying for her, so that's $9.98.
09:14I'll give him a ten, I won't ask any change.
09:18And we get to the front of the queue,
09:20and the woman there, she looked at me with a real stare,
09:22and she went, you only go up once.
09:25And then she shouted to all of the waiters,
09:27he only goes up once.
09:29Do you know it's weird, Tom?
09:30When you tell me the story backstage, you did the accent.
09:32Yes.
09:35I figure I'm tickling around being cancelled.
09:37He thought about it, didn't he?
09:39I'm not gonna lie, I was very, very close.
09:42And I could see Josh willing me to do it.
09:45Do you know what?
09:46Didn't you go to Caribbean restaurants?
09:49It'd be some start to the show with it too dead,
09:51and he's just been cancelled.
09:57So what about Molly McCann?
09:58Paddy, you're close with Molly, obviously.
09:59How did she get the nickname The Meatball?
10:01Yeah, she used to work in Subway, didn't she?
10:04Like, she used to...
10:05She did.
10:07She used to do a night shift in Subway, lad,
10:10and then come in the gym the next morning,
10:12and you could smell the remnants of meatballs on her.
10:16Yeah.
10:17We thought Tom worked in Subway for a while,
10:18but it was just his...
10:20It was just his natural musk.
10:22We've actually got a picture of Molly working in Subway.
10:24There she is there.
10:25There she is there.
10:26No, she actually has done that before.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Like, no...
10:29She used to dress up as Subman,
10:30which coincidentally was Mix's nickname at Man City.
10:34Wow!
10:35Wow!
10:36Wow!
10:37Wow!
10:38Whoa!
10:39Whoa!
10:41That was actually fucking great.
10:43Why would he be normal?
10:44Look, he's happy with himself.
10:46Laughing at his own jokes.
10:47What a twat.
10:48Now, Paddy, your love of food has actually earned a reputation
10:52for your extreme cuts to get down to fighting weight.
10:55Let's have a look at this transformation.
10:58Ah, yes.
10:59That'd be incredible.
11:00I would argue your wife has had a bigger transformation.
11:05APPLAUSE
11:10Now, lads.
11:12Have you got something in your pocket,
11:13or are you just really excited to be at that weight?
11:15On the...
11:16Oh, dear!
11:17On that one?
11:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:19Just buzzing, you made the cut.
11:20That had to load the comments on at a bar, that, to be fair.
11:22Oh, I didn't.
11:23Well, don't worry, it's not that big.
11:26I want some love of you.
11:28What do you eat just before a fight?
11:30Do you eat just right up to your fight,
11:31or how do you treat the fight?
11:32Even the last fight,
11:33I was sitting in the back eating some jellies,
11:36just eating a little bit of...
11:37Just to keep you going.
11:38Right, right, right.
11:39Josh, what do you do to prepare for a big gig?
11:41I don't know why that was a funny question.
11:46Um, so I, when I'm on tour,
11:50I take my own duvet and pillow.
11:53LAUGHTER
11:54Yeah, I...
11:55Cos I've got a bad neck, I have to take...
11:57Particularly now.
11:58I have to take my own pillow around with me.
12:00Yeah, yeah.
12:01And it's got its own plastic carry case with a handle.
12:03Yeah.
12:04He really is a tragic bastard.
12:06We've actually...
12:07We've actually got a picture of your pre-gig set-up.
12:09Have a look at this.
12:11LAUGHTER
12:12Well, it's the mattress yours as well.
12:14That's an inflatable mattress.
12:15Yeah.
12:16You take that as well?
12:17Yeah, they don't provide that.
12:18I'm not made of money.
12:19Yeah.
12:20Gives you an idea of the level that Josh is touring at.
12:22Look at that room.
12:23He looks like he's about to get up and do a video and go,
12:25Please tell my children I'm OK.
12:27LAUGHTER
12:28If you could just meet the demands,
12:30they will release me.
12:31Do you know what?
12:32It is quite showbiz.
12:33Cos I didn't inflate the mattress myself,
12:35I got my tour manager to do it.
12:36Oh, wow.
12:37And when I take...
12:38Is that a kid's bed?
12:39No, it's a...
12:40LAUGHTER
12:41No, it's a lilo.
12:43Look, you can see I've put the bottle of water next to it for scale.
12:47He's so indignant.
12:48When I came in...
12:49Is that a bluey duvet?
12:50What?
12:51Is that a...
12:52What is the pattern on that duvet?
12:53Is that a bluey duvet?
12:54No, it's not a bluey duvet.
12:56Looks like flowers.
12:57It does, it really does.
12:59What's the deal?
13:00What's the deal?
13:01I just bought a cheap duvet.
13:02Am I...
13:03Sorry, your issue is that I haven't got a cool enough duvet cover.
13:05Yeah.
13:06I told you.
13:07I don't think if you were going to show off about having a bed in your dress.
13:09I'm not showing off!
13:10He brought up the picture!
13:11You clearly sent that around the group.
13:13I don't want a group!
13:14I'm not in any group!
13:16Uh, the group is...
13:18There is a group.
13:19It's called Tragic Virgins.
13:20I was going to go for a double, but then I thought...
13:28What's the point?
13:29I'm Josh.
13:30Well, it's quite presumptuous to get to a gig and then start pumping up a double bed.
13:37Just want to see what might happen before the gig.
13:40Uh, Tom, you had any food-related jobs?
13:42Yeah, actually, I was a kitchen porter for a little while.
13:44What?
13:45Yeah, I was a kitchen porter.
13:46Like, pot wash.
13:47What was that?
13:48I started washing up and shit.
13:49Uh, in, in, like, quite a high...
13:51A place called De Connort in London.
13:52Oh, that is nice.
13:53Oh, that is nice.
13:54And I'll tell you something that was great.
13:55Is, at the end of the day, you'd be the last person there.
13:58So you'd be able to steal, like, some of the fish and the meat and sell it down the pub.
14:01Nice.
14:02And, uh, I got caught one day, stealing.
14:05And the head chef beat me with a lobster.
14:08He went, he was French.
14:10He went, you disgust me!
14:12You did!
14:13And he started whipping me with a lobster.
14:15And then, uh, what did the Chinese person work in there for?
14:17Uh, okay, Blue Team, I need an answer from you.
14:28Who used to work in an ice cream van?
14:30Who's so tired that they won't let their dinner dates order starters?
14:33And who celebrated a title win by eating 50 McNuggets in bed?
14:36Oh, man.
14:37I think Canelo worked in an ice cream van.
14:39Almost be definite, he worked in an ice cream van.
14:41By the way, Molly's an absolute saint.
14:42Molly's letting you have a start all the day.
14:44Yeah, I think she'd let you have a start and me and dessert.
14:47Um, that's what I'm saying.
14:48Do you know what it is, Joe?
14:49Okay.
14:50I can tell you that Canelo Alvarez used to work in an ice cream van.
14:53Molly McCann celebrated a title win by 50 McNuggets.
14:55Right, right.
14:56And Anthony Joshua won't let dinner dates order.
14:58Yes!
14:59Yeah, Blue Team Blue!
15:00Yes!
15:01Well done, Blue Team.
15:02You scored three points.
15:03Good job, Jamie.
15:15Paddy, talking of food, you broke a record at one of your favourite restaurants, didn't
15:19you?
15:20Yeah.
15:21Chicken Wing Challenge, Wing Wednesday.
15:22Wing Wednesday.
15:23And how many did you get through?
15:2446, I think it was.
15:25Wow!
15:2646.
15:27That's 23 chickens that can't even wave at their mates anymore.
15:29Nice.
15:30Uh, you're also a big fan of a chicken wing, aren't you?
15:35What makes you say that?
15:36I know what you're getting at.
15:38It's not what you think, it's because you're black.
15:40Well, listen, Paddy and Micah's chicken wing life gave me an idea for a game.
15:51Both teams are up for this.
15:52Go and get ready.
15:53This is Wing of Fire.
15:55I wanted to see who the true king of the wing is, Paddy or Micah.
16:08To settle it, we're doing a good old-fashioned eating contest.
16:11Whoever eats the most spicy chicken wings will bag their team a massive bonus point.
16:15Let's welcome back our competitors.
16:17From Leeds, it's the plucky underdog, Micah Richards.
16:20And from Liverpool, it's the reigning champion, Paddy the Baddie.
16:23All right, take a seat, guys. Get your bibs on.
16:40We've got some gloves for you as well.
16:42Because that would be a nightmare when you take a piss later if you don't put some gloves on.
16:45No, lad, if you wear gloves, I'm going to give you some stick, you know.
16:50Oh, oh, say something cool back. Say something cool back.
16:53I'm going to wear gloves.
16:55Micah, come on.
16:56You child.
16:58It's a very girly thing to do.
17:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:01Oi!
17:02So, look at your ass.
17:04Hey.
17:05Tom will probably just hold your penis later anyway if you need a wig.
17:08Well, you know what, as a cut man, I'm there for you.
17:11If you need me to hold your penis later, I'm there for you.
17:13OK.
17:14You've each got plates of the spiciest wings our health and safety department would let us use.
17:19Can you please take the cloches off?
17:21Me?
17:22Yeah.
17:23OK, so there's your wings.
17:24Just to let you know, they are vegan.
17:26Oh.
17:27That's not fair.
17:28That's fair.
17:29That's fair.
17:30Leave it.
17:31Please, please.
17:32It's not a chicken wing.
17:33I'm not doing vegan wings.
17:34Yeah, but they're vegan wings.
17:35What are they made of?
17:36You can't call it a chicken wing if it's not a chicken.
17:38It's a...
17:39It's a...
17:40Chicken.
17:41Chicken.
17:42Oh, chicken.
17:43It's...
17:44Chicken.
17:45Chat, chat, listen.
17:46Oh, let me just...
17:47Let me take care of this.
17:48Chat.
17:49Listen, we're getting big, big money for this.
17:50You've got to eat them.
17:51I'm highly disappointed.
17:52The belt is on the line.
17:53You can't let him beat you.
17:54OK.
17:55Do you want to do this?
17:56You're like a dictator on this show, aren't you?
17:57No.
17:58Just a dick.
17:59Don't say.
18:00Making us have vegan wings.
18:02But listen, they are very spicy.
18:04They are made of jackfruit.
18:05You're a fan of jackfruit, Paddy?
18:06Oh, what the fuck's jackfruit?
18:07I'm vegetarian and even I think that's lame.
18:09Shut up, John.
18:10Shut up.
18:11Don't applaud.
18:12Don't applaud.
18:13Don't applaud.
18:14And this is oat milk, isn't it?
18:17It is oat milk.
18:19Is this really oat milk?
18:20It's not oat milk.
18:21It is oat milk.
18:22So I tried it.
18:23I was like, what the fuck's wrong with that milk?
18:25And now it's all fallen into place.
18:27Ramesh has got too much power.
18:29Oh, that's ridiculous.
18:30How are you with spice, Mix?
18:32They're quite spicy, these wings.
18:33No, I'm good normally with spice.
18:34OK.
18:35Don't like the spice boys, but yeah, I'm good.
18:37Oh, ho, zing.
18:40Nice, fella.
18:41OK.
18:42Whoever eats the most wings gets the bonus point.
18:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:45What the hell?
18:46Oh, these are my new Charleses?
18:49Jesus.
18:50Do you know what?
18:51In my head, that was going to hit Ramesh and it's backfired.
18:53Sorry, Jim.
18:54Normally, you only see scenes like that on Josh's Lilo in the dressing room.
18:58OK.
19:03OK.
19:04Whoever eats the most wings gets the bonus point.
19:05We'll stop for a milk break.
19:06It is oat milk.
19:07It's round one.
19:08Off you go.
19:09Go.
19:10Come on, Michael.
19:11Come on, Michael.
19:12One.
19:13Get right into the world.
19:14Come on, champ.
19:15Come on, champ.
19:16Come on, champ.
19:17Come on, champ.
19:18That's one from Paddy.
19:19Come on.
19:20Go on, Paddy.
19:21That's two from Meeks.
19:23Come on, man.
19:24Go on.
19:25Come on, baby.
19:26Wow.
19:27That's right.
19:28Wow.
19:29That's right.
19:30That's right.
19:31That's right.
19:32Go on, champ.
19:33Come on, champ.
19:34Come on, champ.
19:35Come on, champ.
19:36Oh.
19:37OK.
19:38That is...
19:39That is...
19:40You're fucking disgusting.
19:41That's...
19:42Oh, no.
19:43He spat it out.
19:44He spat it out.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:46He spat it out.
19:47He spat it out.
19:48Oh, my God.
19:49He spat it out.
19:50Aunt Brad does not have a punch and eat any more of them.
19:53No, no, no.
19:54Stop talking.
19:55Oh, my God.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:57How the fuck are you vegan, lad?
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00He's gone.
20:01He's gone.
20:02He's gone.
20:03He's gone.
20:04Hold on.
20:05He's going to tap out.
20:06He's going to tap.
20:07He's tapping.
20:08Oh, no.
20:09He's all right.
20:10He's good.
20:11He's good.
20:12I'm going.
20:13He's gone.
20:14Your man has gone.
20:15He's good.
20:16He's good.
20:17He's good.
20:18He's fine.
20:19You're all right.
20:20He's tapping out.
20:21Can I just let you behind the scenes a little bit?
20:22We talked about how spicy you wanted the wings to be, and Meek said,
20:24I'm Caribbean.
20:25Make it as hot as you like.
20:26And now, you look like you're about to shit a kidney.
20:31Oh, he's gone.
20:32He's tapping out.
20:33Look at how sweet he's got on his face.
20:35He's fine.
20:36He's fine.
20:37No, he's gone.
20:38He's out.
20:39He looks like he's melting.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Don't get out of my head.
20:42That is fucking unreal.
20:44Mate, are you all right?
20:45Are they that hot?
20:46Jay, have a try on these.
20:47Look at that.
20:48Look at that.
20:49Oh, shit.
20:50What?
20:51What's wrong?
20:52THEY HURT!
20:53You all right?
20:54I think I've shit meself.
20:58You're hurting me?
20:59I'm hurting you!
21:02I'm hurting you, I'm hurting you.
21:05I'm hurting you, I'm hurting you.
21:06My fucking hell!
21:07Fuck!
21:08Fuck!
21:09Fuck!
21:10Oh, my God.
21:11The heart!
21:13Give me that, babe!
21:14Come here, babe!
21:17I'm late!
21:18But, hey, listen, worry about your man.
21:19He's having a heart attack.
21:20He's fine.
21:21He's fine. Look how much he's sweating.
21:23He's all right. He's okay.
21:25I just can't believe I got wet around six guys.
21:32Let's go again. I'm ready. I'm back. He's back!
21:34I'm back! What a comeback!
21:45Let's do it.
21:46Please, him, any advice from me?
21:48Just go for it. Look, this is your Rocky moment.
21:51You're down a round, but you can take this back and you can win.
21:54I believe in you. He's over the round.
21:55He's winning. He's winning.
21:56You're better at that.
21:59What are you on of that one?
22:02I was getting carried away.
22:03Red team, any motivational words for Paddy?
22:05He took a bit of a hit.
22:06Any motivational words? He's coming back.
22:08This round. This is your round, champ.
22:09Tying and pretend it's chicken, even though it's not unlikely.
22:12Okay. It's time for round two. Good luck.
22:15Yes, Paddy. Come on, Paddy. Come on, Paddy.
22:18Come on, Paddy. Come on, Paddy.
22:19Come on, Paddy.
22:20What do you do?
22:21Come on. Come on, my guy. Come on, my guy.
22:23Light work, baby. Light work.
22:30Ah! What makeable!
22:32What makeable!
22:36Oh, no!
22:37Okay, I can declare that by unanimous decision with an unbelievable four wings,
22:44the winner is Michael Richards!
22:50Can you hand over the belt, please?
22:52Oh, no!
22:53Oh, no!
22:54Oh, no!
22:55Oh, no!
22:56Oh, no!
22:57Oh, no!
22:59Oh, no!
23:00Oh, no!
23:01So at the end of that round, the blue team are in the league!
23:03Yeah!
23:04Oh, no!
23:05Oh, no!
23:06This question is for you, Red Team.
23:20Have a look at this.
23:24And that's Bernardo Silva.
23:26Finished off beautifully by Bernardo Silva.
23:30It's a glorious goal.
23:34Space by Alexander-Arnold.
23:36And he's made the most of it.
23:41It's Fernandes!
23:44Bruno Fernandes ignites it.
23:47He is the main man for Manchester United.
23:51So there you saw Trent Alexander-Arnold,
23:54Bruno Fernandes and Bernardo Silva.
23:56All three are tough competitors,
23:57but I want to know about their softer sides.
24:00Who bonded with a team-mate over a Harry Potter movie marathon?
24:03Who kept his Christmas tree up all year for good luck?
24:06And whose childhood nickname was Little Onion?
24:08I was actually nicknamed after food as well.
24:11At least I think that's why they were calling me a chocolate brownie curry face.
24:13Er, Paddy, do you have a softer side?
24:25Yeah, I have a much softer side.
24:27Yeah?
24:27What sort of stuff makes you sort of sad?
24:30What makes you emotional?
24:31I cry watching films and all, stuff like that, lad.
24:33Yeah?
24:34Like, watched The Lion King with the babies last week, lad.
24:36When Mufasa dies, lad, if you don't shed a tear,
24:39you're a cold-hearted man.
24:40Oh, man.
24:42I'm with you, baby.
24:43Cheers for spoiling it, mate.
24:44I was watching it next week.
24:49I think you're a bit of a softy.
24:50I can see you've got a soft side to you.
24:51And, lad, sometimes I cry when adverts come on, lad,
24:53if they're emotional ones.
24:54I cry, I cry adverts.
24:56There's a really, there's that really sad one
24:58with, like, the old man, and he's all dodgery,
24:59and then he goes, air-cooled memory foam.
25:13Josh, what was the last thing that made you cry?
25:15Last time I saw you got a new TV show,
25:17that hit me quite hard.
25:19I'd get used to that, mate.
25:22I have, mate.
25:23I fucking have.
25:24You're going to be sobbing quite a lot.
25:31So annoying when someone's getting more from the crowd
25:33doing your voice.
25:38Paddy, we've actually got a clip of you
25:40showing off your softest side.
25:42Hello, look, eh, it's, me dog's just had, like,
25:45a sloppy outside.
25:46I was just wondering if he got some water.
25:48I don't want to leave it outside.
25:48Is that Paddy the bathroom?
25:51It is.
25:52I'm, like, five minutes away from home.
25:54Um, don't worry, I'll clean it.
25:56It's just, like, you're sure?
25:58I just, I feel, I feel terrible.
26:00You know what I mean?
26:01No, sorry.
26:03It's just had the proper stuff.
26:04It's an academy.
26:05It's an academy.
26:05It's an academy.
26:06It's an academy.
26:07It's an academy.
26:07I'll clean it when I get in.
26:09So, thank you very much once again.
26:12I'm sorry about that.
26:17Can I say, uh, Paddy, word of advice,
26:20always carry a straw, just in case I don't know.
26:26Paddy, that was actually really sweet of you.
26:28That is so sweet.
26:28That's really nice.
26:29I feel like welling up listening to that.
26:32I just want to ask one quick question.
26:34Are you okay, Mix?
26:35I feel like that dog.
26:40You're all concussed.
26:42I might have to go for his shit.
26:48Josh, how would you have reacted if Paddy had run your doorbell in the middle of the night?
26:51Beating the shit out of him.
26:52Joe Cold?
26:55Joe Cold, yeah.
26:57Now, Paddy, you named Bruno Fernandes as the player you'd most like to fight.
27:04What is your problem with Bruno?
27:07First and foremost, he plays from Unionated.
27:09Right.
27:10And he just looks like a rat.
27:14Looks like a rat for Chewie, the cinema cartoon.
27:17Well, let's see what he's got to say for himself.
27:20Please give it up for Bruno Fernandes.
27:22That's what I'm talking about.
27:27Apparently, Paddy, Bruno's such a nice guy, he bought Christmas presents for all the club staff at Man United.
27:32Does that change your mind about it?
27:32No, yeah, it goes up in my estimation for that.
27:34But if United got any staff left, then they all get sacked.
27:43Talking of Christmas, Josh, tell me, is this guy a fan of Santa?
27:49Oh, Josh, I love you so much.
27:51This is you on the Christmas Strictly.
27:52That was me on the Christmas Strictly.
27:54I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you managed to avoid the Strictly curse.
27:58LAUGHTER
28:00LAUGHTER
28:10LAUGHTER
28:11APPLAUSE
28:11падdy, do you think, could you see yourself ever doing Strictly in the future?
28:15No.
28:16Wouldn't.
28:17No, I'd do it, but I wouldn't be allowed.
28:19My wife would stab me.
28:21LAUGHTER
28:21Why?
28:21Why? She's already told me there's no way you are ever doing sickly.
28:25Josh, is there a feeling, like, of, like, flirting and sort of...
28:28Was your missus all right with it? Like, genuinely?
28:30What, when I was doing the Charleston dress like that?
28:32What, have you got a missus?
28:34You fucking kidding!
28:41Why have you got a single inflatable bed, Denny?
28:43Is both that small?
28:47Now, Paddy, it's fair to say you're not a fan of any of these players, are you?
28:50What about Trent, Paddy?
28:52You don't like him. I mean, surely...
28:54Please, please.
28:55Don't start off.
28:56What are you going to say? You're going to say something to wind up here, aren't you?
28:59No, I'm not. I'm not. I just, you know...
29:01You can't blame him for wanting to move to a bigger club.
29:04That's all I'm saying.
29:05I thought you were going to say something worse than that.
29:08No, everyone knows how I feel about Trent, lads, you know what I mean?
29:11He betrayed his boyhood club who'd done everything for him,
29:14made his life what it is today,
29:15and he's went to Real Madrid thinking he's going to be the next David Beckham,
29:18and now he's warming the bench up for Caravajal.
29:20It's poetic justice at its finest.
29:26Jamie, we're talking about people that Paddy hates.
29:29Yeah.
29:30But you're such a lovable, nice guy.
29:31I'm a nice guy. Yeah, I don't hate many people.
29:33Is there anybody on your own?
29:34I don't hate anyone.
29:35You know?
29:36No, genuinely. No, I'm good.
29:37I... I...
29:38Look, don't know, people might get on my nerves,
29:40Paddy's opinions, like, are not expressed by everybody on Sky Sports.
29:43Stop being so nice, Jamie.
29:45Just be honest.
29:46You don't you like.
29:47I'm honestly Paddy, right?
29:49I'm good.
29:50I'm good with everyone.
29:51You're lying. You're lying.
29:52You're lying.
29:53You're lying.
29:54David Beckham.
29:55What?
29:56You had the rivalry when he was younger.
29:59You know, Liverpool won the United.
30:01Yeah, but that was a long time ago.
30:03Who was better looking?
30:05Who had the better misses?
30:07Wow.
30:08Who was a better footballer?
30:10Who won stuff?
30:12And he had a knighthood.
30:13Yeah.
30:14Yeah, so was Jimmy Savile.
30:15Whoa.
30:17Whoa.
30:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:22Whoa.
30:23Whoa.
30:24Wow.
30:25Listen, mate, I'm not begging for...
30:27I wouldn't want a knighthood if you gave it to me.
30:29Oh, come on, mate.
30:30You'd be sniffing around if you could get one.
30:32What do you want a knighthood?
30:33What are your accolades?
30:34Come on.
30:35What have you got?
30:36I've got the double.
30:37What's a double?
30:38Haircut of the year.
30:39And rear of the year.
30:41Seriously.
30:42That's a double.
30:44Have some of that.
30:45Smash hits, haircut of the year, by the way.
30:47Smash hits?
30:48Yeah.
30:49For the people that know.
30:50What year was that?
30:511997, peak year.
30:53That would have been 1975, 1976.
30:55Shut up.
30:56Listen, you'd love haircut of the year, you prick.
30:58I can't.
30:59I can't.
31:00I can't.
31:01I can't.
31:02I can't.
31:03I can't.
31:04I can't.
31:05I can't.
31:06Okay, Red Team, we need an answer, please.
31:07Who bonded with a teammate over Harry Potter?
31:09Who kept his Christmas tree up all year for luck?
31:11And whose childhood nickname was Little Onion?
31:13Little Onion is going to be Bernardo Silva.
31:15Yeah, it's got to be Bernardo Silva.
31:16I have no idea, guys.
31:17I'm going with you.
31:18Okay.
31:19They're both younger, so I'm guessing that they would be the Harry Potter one sense.
31:21Because he's younger than the other two, isn't he?
31:23Yeah.
31:24Well, I can't tell you that Trent Alexander-Arnold bonded with Aaron Ramsdell over Harry Potter
31:27movie marathons.
31:28Bruno Fernandes' nickname is Little Onion.
31:30And Bernardo Silva kept his Christmas tree up all year round for luck.
31:33Well done, Red Team.
31:34You've scored one point.
31:35APPLAUSE
31:36Now, Paddy, you're obviously one of the hardest people in the country, but based on looks
31:47alone, which team do you think is the hardest?
31:49I'm not going to lie, I think Meeks and Simon smashed the paleo heads in.
31:53What about Jill?
31:54I think Jill would take Josh all day.
31:57And probably Jordan.
31:58By the way, her leg's been doing this since...
32:01I'm just getting ready.
32:02Yeah.
32:03It's a weird decision, Tom, to demonstrate what Jill's leg's been doing under the table
32:08by demonstrating that also under the table.
32:10LAUGHTER
32:11LAUGHTER
32:12LAUGHTER
32:13LAUGHTER
32:14LAUGHTER
32:15LAUGHTER
32:16LAUGHTER
32:17A bit under the table.
32:18OK, well, we are going to find out who's the toughest team in this next game
32:22because this is You've Got The Power.
32:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:31We're about to find out which team is the hardest players from each team
32:34will take it in turns to unleash hell on our human punch bag, which is me.
32:38Unfortunately, I'm the only person not on a team, so I can be impartial,
32:41but I've been assured that I'm thoroughly padded so it won't hurt.
32:44Could you please raise me up?
32:46LAUGHTER
32:48LAUGHTER
32:49LAUGHTER
32:53OK, I'm up now.
32:54All right, Paddy?
32:55Would you like to do a quick test but take it easy?
32:57Go ahead, Paddy, lads.
32:58Is that all he's been?
32:59Just a little tester?
33:00Oh, fuck.
33:01That doesn't hurt that.
33:02They've seen how much padding you've got?
33:03Yeah, I'll show you.
33:04I'll kick it.
33:05No, no, no!
33:06LAUGHTER
33:11You just smashed my own hands into my testicles.
33:14LAUGHTER
33:15OK, we're going to have three match-ups.
33:18Players from each team will take it in turns to punch me.
33:20Is this real?
33:21LAUGHTER
33:22Whoever hits me the hardest will get a point for their team.
33:24OK, let's play.
33:25First up, it's Josh and Jill.
33:27You can take the padding off for this one.
33:29LAUGHTER
33:30Wow!
33:31So, Josh, you're going to go on the first bell,
33:35and then, Jill, you'll go on the second bell,
33:37at which point, Josh, you stop.
33:39So, it's one at a time for five seconds.
33:40How long have I got?
33:41Oh, five seconds, I can do that.
33:42Josh, you've got about for as long as you last on the lilo, usually.
33:45LAUGHTER
33:46One bell, two bell, bell end.
33:49LAUGHTER
33:51I've got it!
33:52LAUGHTER
33:53OK.
33:55Good luck.
33:56You start on the first bell.
33:58Off we go.
33:59Oh, my god!
34:05Oh, my god!
34:06Oh, my god!
34:07I lost now.
34:11What?!
34:14Oh, oh, Jake.
34:15You nearly hit my face!
34:16You nearly hit my face!
34:17Joe, fuck off!
34:18The bells...
34:20Fuck off, Jill!
34:21You nearly hit me.
34:24Wow.
34:25You nearly smashed me in the face.
34:27I'm gonna be honest with you Jill was so much stronger than Josh but because
34:41Jill tried to punch me in the face I'm gonna award the point to Josh
34:43well let's stop it's Jamie versus me
34:59Mike that senses open throws on he's gonna follow through okay let's do it Jamie go on
35:06the first whistle mix on the second good luck to you
35:13that was that was pretty clear-cut the point goes to the blue team well done
35:34Micah okay so fortunately the hard bit so we just got Paddy and Tom to go
35:46how do you think about those boys made me to smash my own dick and testicles
36:03listen I swear you win the show and the other and the red team win
36:07they win the whole show in fact the red team the red team win the series they win the whole series
36:15give it up for Paddy all the 100 points to Paddy oh god okay raise me up please so I'm first yeah
36:24I'll be your first good luck on the bell
36:27oh
36:29oh
36:31oh
36:33oh
36:35Jesus fucking are you mental
36:37are you fucking mental
36:39mate we're not outside a hotel
36:41are you part of it
36:42Jesus Christ
36:45come from painting a fucking roundabout to kick the shower of an ethnic minority
36:50Jesus Christ we're gonna cut that off and I'm gonna put the caption EDL in action
36:59let me tell you something if there was another series I'd quit get James Corden back you pieces of shit
37:06I just think I haven't had my go yeah okay Paddy
37:17call me lads
37:18five seconds okay off we go
37:20go on Paddy
37:21oh oh oh oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
37:26oh god oh god oh god
37:29oh god
37:30wow...' nice hot, Nick
37:35do you want me to do this bit for you, Rob
37:36I actually don't really wanna win this now, If I wanna do this
37:39believe me, you haven't
37:42er, the points go to Buddy and the red team, well done
37:46OK, so at the end of that round, the blue team are in the lead.
38:13It's time for our final round.
38:15Let's see what they're up against tonight.
38:19It's human crazy golf.
38:20Our teams will take it in turns to negotiate their way around our golf course.
38:24For each section they complete, they'll unlock a question for their team.
38:27There's points for every correct answer and three bonus points
38:30for the team who completes the course in the fastest time.
38:34OK, let's bring out our teams.
38:36Good job, buddy.
38:38Yes, let's go.
38:48Yes, let's go.
38:49Yes!
38:50Yes!
38:51Go!
38:52Yes!
38:53Go!
38:54Yeah!
38:55OK, Tom, you're in position.
39:01How do you fancy your chances against Tom in this?
39:03Oh, I'm going to smoke him in this, lad.
39:04OK.
39:05Paddy, Paddy, Paddy.
39:06Lad, the red team is not losing, lad.
39:08Tom, can I ask you a question?
39:10Yeah.
39:10What's your approach getting down there, mate?
39:12What are you thinking?
39:13Survive, hope to see my daughter again.
39:15OK, Tom and the blue team, your time starts on the sound of the whistle.
39:20Ready, go!
39:22Come on, Tom, come on!
39:24Come on, Tom, come on!
39:33Hands, hands, hands!
39:34Get the hands, hands, hands!
39:35One, two, three!
39:37Yes!
39:38Come on, blue team!
39:40You got it?
39:41Yeah, I've got it, I've got it.
39:42Yes!
39:43Yes!
39:44Yes!
39:45Where were we?
39:46Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom!
39:47Tom!
39:48OK, blue team, this is your first question.
39:52This is worth one point.
39:53How many size does an official UFC octagon have?
39:56Eight.
39:57Eight.
39:58It's correct.
39:59On you go.
40:00One, two, three.
40:01One, two, three.
40:02One, two, three.
40:03Yes.
40:04Yes.
40:05Knock them down.
40:06Score!
40:07Yes!
40:08Hear the bow, hear the bow.
40:09Hear the bow.
40:10Hear the bow, hear the bow.
40:13Okay, question two.
40:16This one's worth two points.
40:17Which EFL team are nicknamed the Pilgrims?
40:20Fuck.
40:21Plymouth?
40:22Dunno.
40:23Dunno.
40:24Dunno.
40:25It's correct.
40:26On you go.
40:27Smash each other.
40:28Smash, smash.
40:29Go, jump.
40:30Go, go, go.
40:31Two, three.
40:32Jump.
40:33One.
40:34You've got to get under this.
40:35Under.
40:36Under.
40:37Squatting.
40:38Squatting.
40:39Come on.
40:40Give her a hand.
40:41Give her a hand a check.
40:42Oh my God.
40:43Okay.
40:44This one is worth three points.
40:58Which division does Paddy the baddie fight in?
41:01Oh, I haven't got a clue.
41:03Middleweight.
41:04Ha ha.
41:05That is incorrect.
41:06It's lightweight.
41:07On you go.
41:08I'm going to push.
41:09Fuck it.
41:10What's that?
41:11Jesus Christ.
41:12Ah.
41:13One.
41:14Two.
41:15Three.
41:16One.
41:17Two.
41:18Three.
41:19One.
41:20Two.
41:21Three.
41:26Well done, Tom and the blue team.
41:28You scored three points.
41:29Yeah.
41:30Yeah.
41:31Well done, mate.
41:32Tom, how was that?
41:33Well, I think back to the films, the TV shows, the acclaim, the good reviews.
41:39I'll always remember this as the lowest.
41:40Oh my God.
41:41Holy shit, that was funny.
41:42Paddy, how are you feeling about this?
41:43I'm sweet, bud.
41:44Okay.
41:45Well, good luck to you.
41:46Come on, Paddy.
41:47Uh, Paddy, good luck to you.
41:48Your time starts on the sound of the whistle.
41:49Ready?
41:50Go.
41:51Yes, lad.
41:52Yes, lad.
41:53Yes, lad.
41:54Yes, lad.
41:55Get through there, lad.
41:56Yes, lad.
41:57Yes, lad.
41:58Yes, lad.
41:59Yes, lad.
42:00Get through there, lad.
42:01Yes, lad.
42:02Yes, lad.
42:03Yes, lad.
42:04Yes, lad.
42:05Get through there, lad.
42:06Yes, lad.
42:07Yes, lad.
42:08Yes, lad.
42:09Yes, lad.
42:10Yes, lad.
42:11Get through there, lad.
42:12Yes, lad.
42:13Yes, lad.
42:14Yes, lad.
42:15Okay, this question's worth one point.
42:20Which defender holds the Premier League record for the most assists by a right-back?
42:24Trent Alexander-Arnold.
42:25I don't know.
42:26I'll fuck off.
42:27It's correct.
42:28On you go.
42:33Go, Paddy.
42:36Push, push, push, push, push, push.
42:39Okay, question two.
42:40This one's worth two points.
42:42Which club did Manchester City sign Bernardo Silva from?
42:45Oh, fuck.
42:48Oh, no, no, it's Monaco.
42:50Yeah, it was.
42:51Monaco.
42:52It is Monaco.
42:53Come on.
42:54Come on.
42:55Yes.
42:56Good way, lad.
43:02Wait, wait, wait.
43:03Come on, Paddy.
43:04One, three.
43:05One, three.
43:06One, three.
43:07One, three.
43:08One, three.
43:09One, three.
43:10One, three.
43:11Okay, this one's worth three points.
43:13Which US state hosted UFC won?
43:16Come on, Paddy.
43:18Any time you're ready, guys.
43:21Any time you're ready, guys.
43:23Ehm.
43:24Fuck off.
43:25Ehm.
43:26Oh, Nevada.
43:27No, it's Colorado.
43:28Where do you go?
43:29Oh.
43:30Whoa, fucking hell.
43:32Push me.
43:33Get me up.
43:34No.
43:35Get me up.
43:36Get me up.
43:38What's that been?
43:39Go, Paddy.
43:40Go on, Paddy.
43:41Go on, Paddy.
43:46We've gaffled on that fast.
43:47I want the three points.
43:48Okay, Paddy.
43:49I'm really sorry.
43:50You're supposed to stay in the hole, so we can't count that.
43:52Fuck off.
43:53I'm joking.
43:54I'm joking.
43:55I'm joking.
43:56I just missed it up.
43:57Well done, Red Team.
43:58You scored three points.
44:00Give it up for Paddy, the baddie, and the Red Team.
44:04I can reveal the team who completed the golf course in the quickest time was the Red Team.
44:10Yes!
44:13So that means that tonight's winners are the Red Team.
44:17Yes!
44:18Paddy!
44:20So thanks to Jamie, Josh and Paddy, Jill, Michael and Tom, you've been watching the League of
44:24Their Own.
44:25Goodnight.
44:34Alright.
44:35What happened?
44:36Yes.
44:37Good luck.
44:38It was just a success for daddy.
44:40What happened?
44:41We had one day before you wanted to take advantage of the player
44:41of his own hands.
44:42About 60 minutes.
44:43Today we have a few reasons for being out需要 now.
44:44I've had one more stage for three to a game than one who was using in the game.
44:49Galando and Topopetto.
44:50Pinky's Bestda typically has somewhere.
44:52어려 emojisATOR's attractors, with Yes!
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