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00:00I don't think this is adjuration to say this is the most nervous and frightened I've been on an episode of Legal Own since I started, even as a guest. On today's show, we have got, I don't mean this in a bad way, a monster.
00:30All right, dossers, how are you?
01:00Let's meet the teams. Joining Jill Scott and Michael Richards on the blues is a Love Island host who is used to being surrounded by hot babes and chiseled hunks. So she should feel at home tonight is Maya Jama.
01:18And alongside Jamie Redknapp in the red corner is a man who called his latest tour Giraffe, which apparently isn't a play about Jill Scott. It's Rob Beckett.
01:28And joining them tonight is a very special guest. He's a man so big, so hard that I'm scared to make fun of him. One of the greatest fighters the world has ever seen. It's Tyson...
01:46...yarrrrr horrifying!
01:52Thank you so much for coming on.
02:21Appreciate it.
02:22With a name like Tyson Fury, you're always going to be a boxer, right?
02:26I was never going to be anything else, was I, with a name like Tyson Fury?
02:29And as ugly as I am, and as tall, I always wanted to be a singer as well,
02:33but we all know I'm shit at singing.
02:36But I will have a go, so, you know...
02:39Do you want to give us a blast now?
02:40No. Definitely not.
02:42I'm not going to ask twice. I don't want both of my eyes fucked.
02:45OK.
02:48Now, Rob, I know you're a massive, massive boxing fan.
02:51Yeah.
02:52How excited are you to be on Tyson's team tonight?
02:54Really excited to the point where I'm having to control myself
02:56to not look too thirsty.
02:57Yeah.
02:58But I'm trying to hold it back a bit, because in the past,
03:00when I've met boxers, I've had sort of embarrassing cringe selfies.
03:03Mate, you've got a tongue like Gandhi's flip-flop.
03:05I've got some photos here of some thirst photos of it.
03:09Right.
03:10That's you and Klitschko.
03:12I mean, none of them want to be with me.
03:14Yeah.
03:15I mean, to be fair, Usyk looks like he's just watched your tour show.
03:18The thing is, Anthony Joshua, we did a couple of shows with him.
03:22Yeah.
03:23You tried to be mates with him, basically, didn't you?
03:25I mean, you were, like, properly desperate, weren't you?
03:27Yeah.
03:28It was pathetic.
03:29Yeah, it was pathetic, yeah.
03:31Didn't work out very well at all.
03:33Ignored me.
03:34You invited him to a gig, didn't you?
03:35Right, what is this?
03:36Embarrassing Rob in front of all your new mates?
03:38Yes, I did invite him to a gig, he didn't come.
03:40Do you want to come to a gig, Tyson?
03:42Love to.
03:43Yeah, I'm doing Lancaster, actually.
03:44I'll definitely be there, then.
03:45Definitely?
03:46Definitely.
03:47If I'm in the country, I'm there.
03:48OK, don't start adding it in.
03:51Don't start, I'm just...
03:53No.
03:54No.
03:55Right, as soon as I touch my phone to get your number,
03:58you start bringing in...
03:59Right.
04:00Put your phone in there, please.
04:03Pass that down.
04:04Well, you're actually taking his number.
04:06Who asked you?
04:08I know how many numbers are in a correct number, Tyson.
04:11LAUGHTER
04:13So, if you try and put a shorter one in, I will know.
04:16That's happened before.
04:17Just Jamie going, Tyson Fury gave me his phone number.
04:19He said it was three.
04:21LAUGHTER
04:22Now, Maya, great to have you on the show.
04:25Are you a big Fury fan?
04:26I am, yeah.
04:27I do like boxing.
04:28I'm not the most knowledgeable at it, as some of the DAZN fans will know.
04:32But I enjoyed working on it, and I watched loads of the fights, yeah.
04:36OK.
04:37Sorry, before I move on, obviously, you do Love Island,
04:41you're doing brilliantly well at the job.
04:43What's going on now?
04:44Sorry?
04:45Your whole energy and the vibe's changed.
04:48Can I listen to you?
04:49It's really weird.
04:50It's gone really weird.
04:51This is going to be the weirdest chat-up line ever.
04:52Yeah.
04:53This is horrible to watch.
04:54Carry on.
04:55Yeah.
04:56No, just listen, because obviously you've done it on Violet.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Yeah.
05:00I just want you to look over that way, just to see what's going on.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Sorry, did I accidentally give you a bit of a gun show?
05:08Sorry about that.
05:09Go on, go on.
05:10Just move on, Rob.
05:11Go, go, go, go.
05:12He's gone.
05:13He's gone.
05:14Hold on a sec.
05:15Before we carry on, can someone go and pick up the toys
05:16that Mike has just thrown out?
05:17Yeah.
05:18OK, what is the question?
05:21You want to be on Love Island?
05:23Yeah, how do I get involved?
05:25Do you actually want to be in there?
05:28Yeah, of course.
05:29How old are you?
05:30Wow.
05:31I don't know.
05:32Some people on there are like 21, 19.
05:37I think maybe they're a bit young to you.
05:39How old do I look?
05:4039.
05:41Wow!
05:42Do you like 39?
05:43Looks like black does crack a bit, Mike.
05:46Moving on swiftly.
05:51Jamie's interested for over 50s if you've got one going, is he?
05:57If you ever do a series of love retirement home, Red Nuts bang up for it.
06:04Right, let's crack on with round one.
06:06This question is for you, Red Team.
06:07Have a look at this.
06:08Anthony Joshua!
06:18Mike Tyson!
06:21There!
06:22So there you saw not as good as Tyson Fury Anthony Joshua.
06:32So there you saw, not as good as Tyson Fury, Anthony Joshua,
06:40not as good as Tyson Fury, Alexander Usyk,
06:42and not as good as Tyson Fury, Mike Tyson.
06:44Now, all three talk a good fight,
06:46but what I want to know is how they prepare for them.
06:49Who created a Tinder-style app to find sparring partners?
06:52Who hypnotises themselves before a fight?
06:55And who spent five days in a darkness retreat?
06:57This is a fun fact.
06:59Darkness retreat is what my wife called a holiday of my family.
07:02Now, Tyson, Rob is massively into boxing too.
07:08Do you think he looks like he'd be good in the ring,
07:10just sort of basing his gender?
07:11Yeah, I think he looks like he can duck and dive a little bit, for sure.
07:14Yeah, well, I only do pads.
07:15I want to do sparring, but I'm still trying to get a gum shield that fits.
07:19Now, you actually turned a few heads
07:21during one of your boxing training sessions, didn't you?
07:23Yeah, I was at the gym doing pads,
07:26and I think if you do it a little bit,
07:28you can put a few combos together,
07:29and you can get a bit overconfident because you think,
07:31actually, this is going pretty well,
07:32but you sort of, you know, you just get on with it.
07:35But I was in the gym, and I was doing it,
07:36and I was doing pretty well,
07:37and it's sort of like, it's always a bit loud in the gym,
07:39and there's all stuff going on.
07:39It just went silent, and everyone was looking at me,
07:42and I was just like, am I amazing at this or something?
07:44I was like, literally stopped the gym.
07:46Everyone's looking at me like,
07:47then I realise it's the 11th of November at 11 a.m.
07:51Oh, no!
07:52And I'm punching my way through the minute's silence.
07:56I should have known the geezer I was hitting
07:58was a 90-year-old selling poppies.
08:02Now, Tyson, trash-talking opponents
08:04is obviously a huge part of preparing for a fight.
08:06When it comes to just straight disrespecting opponents,
08:09there's nobody that does it better than you.
08:10Have a look at this.
08:11Hey, Jay, if you're out there,
08:14let's make this fight happen, you big dosser.
08:16You big shithouse bum dosser.
08:17You proper little shitbag.
08:20Bog-eyed, gappy-teethed, ugly little rat bastard.
08:23Logan Paul, you little bitch.
08:25I'll fight David Price any day of the week.
08:27You see, you plumber from Liverpool,
08:29it's personal between me and you,
08:31and I'm going to do you some serious arm,
08:32you big stiff idiot.
08:33OK, all right.
08:34Thanks, Tyson.
08:35I'll be right on Channel 5.
08:36Oh.
08:41So, Tyson, do you plan what you're going to say,
08:47or does it just come out at the moment?
08:48I don't plan much at all, if anything.
08:52And for some reason,
08:54I can just waffle off talking shite forever
08:56when it comes to my opponents.
08:59Come on, give me a dress you down now.
09:01It's not really...
09:02I never...
09:02I'm your opponent.
09:03I can't dress you down.
09:04Look at you, he's like handsome boy Reg.
09:06LAUGHTER
09:07APPLAUSE
09:11You've had a couple of great moments already, Micah.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Wow.
09:17You've got shit crows,
09:19you're not going to Love Island,
09:20and Tyson Fury don't like it.
09:21LAUGHTER
09:22LAUGHTER
09:23Oh, God.
09:26Oh.
09:27Now, Maya, the tabloids have a field day
09:30when you're pictured with any male celebrity, don't they?
09:32Yeah.
09:33And you had a photo with AJ
09:35where they just basically started saying
09:37that you two were together.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Do you know this is actually a great time to clear up?
09:40We were on a LucasAid advert,
09:43filming an advert,
09:44and then just put up that photo,
09:45and they said,
09:45oh, they're dating, da-da-da-da-da.
09:47So any girl...
09:47I don't know if it happens to everyone.
09:48Does that happen to you, Jew?
09:49Eh, well, definitely not.
09:51No.
09:51LAUGHTER
09:52But no, I think it is actually a bit sad,
09:56because I have a lot of guy friends,
09:57I grew up with all brothers, all that stuff,
09:58and I can't take a picture of a boy in the public eye
10:00without them saying they are shagging.
10:02What did you actually do with AJ?
10:03We did a little...
10:05I interviewed him,
10:06and then we did some, like, shadow boxing stuff, and...
10:09So you've got some skills?
10:10Not really, no.
10:11You want to show us some of your boxing?
10:13What, my strength?
10:14Well, do you always punch hands?
10:15Yeah, go on then.
10:15I have got nails on, like a crouching punch.
10:17I've got nails on, too.
10:18We've got nails.
10:18You have got nails?
10:19All right.
10:20Oh, no, sorry.
10:21Do you want me to do it hard?
10:22Yeah, go on.
10:23Oh.
10:24Yes!
10:25Oh, fucking...
10:26LAUGHTER
10:27OK, that's it.
10:28But there is strength.
10:30Good.
10:31No, thanks.
10:32That was good.
10:33Sorry, Ron, sorry.
10:35I got up for a little demonstration.
10:37Got my eyes up.
10:38You start wanting it like we're out of Weathersuit.
10:39LAUGHTER
10:40APPLAUSE
10:41I don't want to write.
10:45I don't want to write.
10:47No, that was bad.
10:48Tyson, what did you make of those skills?
10:50I thought she's got a lot of potential, for sure.
10:52There you go.
10:53Thanks, yeah.
10:54And the boxing?
10:54LAUGHTER
10:55I don't want to write.
10:56Wow.
10:56Wow.
10:57Wow.
10:57Wow.
10:58Wow.
10:58Wow.
10:59Wow.
10:59Wow.
11:00Wow.
11:00Wow.
11:01Wow.
11:01Wow.
11:02Now, Tyson, this question is all about preparation.
11:05And obviously, food is a big part of that.
11:07Do you have, like, a special diet that's helped you become kind of a top-class boxer?
11:12I have, yeah.
11:13Fish fingers, chips and beans.
11:14LAUGHTER
11:16Is that genuinely what you have?
11:18That's my, uh, celebrationary meal, and that's what I have when I'm in fight week.
11:22What sauces do you have on them?
11:24I can have ketchup with it.
11:25Yeah, but ketchup and beans are really good.
11:27The ketchup goes with the fish fingers.
11:29Listen, if he says it goes, it goes.
11:31LAUGHTER
11:33Uh, now, Mike Tyson actually revealed that back in the day, he, he thought some of his opponents
11:38were high on cocaine.
11:40LAUGHTER
11:41For a bonus point, can anybody tell me how he fooled the drug testers?
11:44All athletes have to do drug testing.
11:46Yeah.
11:46Have you ever done it, Jay, in football?
11:48Yeah, I got tested a couple of times.
11:50Actually, one of my last ever games, we were playing, playing Chelsea, I was at Southampton,
11:54and I got drug tested, and I was like, I mean, I was running so slow, they must have thought
11:57it was on cannabis or something.
11:58LAUGHTER
12:00And the weirdest thing was, I went to the guy, like, I'm ready now, I come in, and just
12:05like, weird, but he actually comes and stares at you.
12:07What?
12:08What?
12:09It's a bit weird when he pulled out the tape measure.
12:10Yeah.
12:11LAUGHTER
12:12And he had his trousers off as well, didn't he?
12:14Yeah.
12:15LAUGHTER
12:18What?
12:19I would say, how did I know when I had a drug problem?
12:20I think it was when I was hungry.
12:21I think it was when I was hungry or something.
12:22Could you not be like...
12:23Ooh, you just have a wee?
12:24No, but when you have diarrhoea, sometimes it comes out at the same time.
12:25So what if that was the case?
12:26I'd just go test that, and oh, you little nerd.
12:28LAUGHTER
12:29APPLAUSE
12:30Well, Mike Tyson got round this.
12:33We got a quote from him where he says, I had to use my whizzer, which was a fake penis
12:38where you put in someone's clean urine to pass your drug test.
12:41It was awesome.
12:42I put my baby's urine in it.
12:44What?
12:45I would say, how did I know when I had a drug problem?
12:47I think it was when I was harvesting my baby for piss.
12:49LAUGHTER
12:50That's when I suspected something was going on.
12:53But if you had to design a whizzer, is that true?
12:55That's actually true?
12:56Yeah.
12:57True story.
12:58Do you know what?
12:59Just to mess with him, I'd make mine white.
13:00LAUGHTER
13:02APPLAUSE
13:04LAUGHTER
13:07That would be amazing, wouldn't it?
13:09It's mine!
13:10What are you going to do about it?
13:11Yeah.
13:12I'm dual heritage.
13:14OK, Red Team, I need an answer from you.
13:17Who created an app to find sparring partners?
13:19Who gets hypnotised before a fight?
13:20Who stayed in a darkness retreat?
13:22AJ definitely went to the darkness retreat.
13:25I know that.
13:26Which one's the darkness retreat?
13:28Which one is the darkness retreat?
13:29LAUGHTER
13:30One of them's a phone, one of them's a bloke with a watch,
13:32and the other one's complete black.
13:34What do you think?
13:35LAUGHTER
13:36Which one?
13:37I didn't know.
13:38This one, this one, this one, that one, this one, that one.
13:41I'm not arguing with you, big man.
13:43OK, what have you gone for, Jay?
13:45Who's sick...
13:46He don't know.
13:47Who's sick with the iPad?
13:49Who's sick with the iPad?
13:51What is it then?
13:52Yeah, the sparring partner app.
13:54It's who's sick sending a love heart.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Mike Tyson meeting a bloke with a beard.
13:59Yeah.
14:00And AJ switching the lights off, Rob.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Couldn't have put it better myself.
14:04Yeah.
14:05OK, I can tell you, Mike Tyson gets hypnotised before fights.
14:09AJ spent five days in the darkness retreat,
14:11and Usyk created a Tinder style app to find sparring partners.
14:14Well done, Red Team.
14:15He scored three points.
14:16Yeah!
14:17Ooh!
14:18Yes, man.
14:19Yes, boys.
14:20Like that.
14:21Now, Tyson, that question was all about preparation.
14:24One of your coaches had an unusual way of getting you to box faster,
14:27didn't they?
14:28They did.
14:29My trainer had me put bandages on, and then put, like, lighter fluid
14:32on my bandages and set them on fire.
14:34And I was just, like, punching them out and getting faster.
14:37And if you don't put them out with speed, your hands get burnt.
14:40And guess what?
14:41My hands were fucking burnt alive.
14:42What?
14:43It's funny that my neighbours used to train me to stamp faster
14:46by posting flaming dog shit from my letterbook.
14:48My uncle's apologised for that.
14:51Stop bringing it up.
14:54OK, well, that gave me an idea for a game,
14:58because this is Firefighters.
15:01I wanted to see who can shadow box the quickest, Jamie or Jill.
15:08Whoever can put the flames out on their gloves the quickest
15:11will win a bonus point.
15:12How are you feeling about this, guys?
15:14You sure about this?
15:15I mean, I don't give a shit.
15:16It's not me.
15:17Look at Jamie, though.
15:19His face looks more levering in the gloves.
15:22Is he wearing gloves?
15:25Mind your knee.
15:30Mind your knee.
15:31Now, before these guys have a go, Tyson,
15:34do you want to show them how it's done?
15:35Yes.
15:36Rock and roll.
15:37OK.
15:38Light him up, please, guys.
15:39OK.
15:40Ready?
15:41Shit, yeah, I think they don't.
15:42They're not going out!
15:52They're not going out!
15:53Ah, ah, ah, ah!
15:56Yes!
15:58Yup!
16:00Yes!
16:01That was amazing. Tyson, you got any tips for Jamie and Jill?
16:08Just go absolutely nuts. That's what I do.
16:12Now, with Squares in Health and Safety,
16:14you've asked me to point out that what we're doing is extremely dangerous
16:17and shouldn't be tried at home, so please do not light some gloves up
16:20and start punching as quick as you can at home.
16:23Guys, let's light them up.
16:25Ready, guys? OK, here we go.
16:27Hold for a second. Wait, let it get going. Ready?
16:30And...go!
16:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:38Go! Go! Go! Go!
16:40Go! Go! Go!
16:42Go! Go! Go!
16:44Go! Go! Go!
16:46Go! Go! Go!
16:48Go! Go!
16:50Go! Go! Go!
16:52Go! Go! Go! Go!
16:54Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
16:56Go! Go! Go! Go!
16:59Kate, are you all right?
17:00Oh, please!
17:02No, that's not funny.
17:04Come on.
17:06Clear winner here today.
17:08Over!
17:13Well done, gluten. You won the bonus points!
17:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:18Oh
17:42That was amazing TV
17:48Oh
18:00Okay blue team this next question is for you have a look at this
18:18Slam dunk
18:20Lebron James
18:24Slam dunk
18:26Lebron James
18:28Slam dunk
18:30Lebron James
18:32Always in a funk
18:34Jose Mourinho and Portuguese hunk
18:36Cristiano Ronaldo
18:38All three are massively successful
18:40But how do they manage their money?
18:42Who's too tight to pay for data roaming?
18:44Who makes money from an online deepfake of themselves?
18:46And who slashed their child's pocket money from 40 to 15 grand a week?
18:50Oh my god
18:52Maya do you have any money saving hacks?
18:54Money saving hacks?
18:56I don't know when I was younger when I first moved to London
18:58I never had enough money to get an Oyster card
19:00And the money on the Oyster card
19:02So I just used to flirt with like the bus drivers and train drivers
19:04I'm so sorry
19:06I love my car at home
19:08And then they'd let me get free rides
19:10But you complete the area pretty fast that way
19:12So then you've got to move to the next door
19:14What you got a free ride?
19:16Well no I just
19:18I got a free ride
19:20Yeah
19:21Yeah
19:22I got a free ride
19:23I tried flirting with them
19:24It didn't work
19:25I had to go all the way and suck them off
19:32Meeks, you're world class when it comes to wasting money
19:35Come on
19:36You like slashing the cash on the night out
19:38Is there anything you're actually stingy about?
19:40Stingy?
19:41No
19:42When I was younger
19:43I just broke into Man City's first team
19:46And I just went on
19:48I think it was £80 a week to £500 a week
19:50So it's like a massive thing
19:52And I'd seen this leather jacket
19:54It was unbelievable
19:56It was like £500
19:58And I thought
19:59Do I spend it or do I not?
20:01In the end I thought
20:02Go on let's do it
20:03I go up to the till
20:06So then
20:07Say you're the
20:08Say um
20:09Whatever it's gonna be
20:10Hi er
20:11I'd like this jacket Jill
20:13Okay
20:14Oh Micah
20:15Do you want this jacket?
20:16Alright, do I know ya?
20:17Sorry
20:19Sorry
20:20Hi, hi Micah
20:21Do you want this jacket?
20:22Yes, thank you very much
20:23So I've gone
20:24Oh yeah, thank you very much
20:25And I thought it was £500
20:27Is that the end of the sketch?
20:29Is that the end of the sketch?
20:30No, it's just you've cast Jill in this thing
20:32I mean you've carried over
20:33Well she's, I'm just, you know
20:34To give a bit of context
20:35So she's asked me, yeah
20:36Is that the end of the scene?
20:37That's the end of the Jill
20:38Alright, so it was
20:39It was £500
20:40But I got to the till
20:42Yeah
20:43Yeah
20:44And it was £5,000
20:45Oh
20:46I literally left the jacket there
20:48And ran out the shore
20:50Oh
20:51I wonder if that jacket's still there waiting for me
20:54Oh
20:55Literally that's the only time I've been skingy all the rest of the time
20:57I've bought it
20:58I really want to see how angry the lady that worked in the shop got
21:01Yeah
21:02Like you fucking dickheads, you blessed the fucking jacket
21:06Fucking jacket
21:08Fucking jacket
21:09Oh
21:10Oh
21:11Oh
21:12Now Tyson, you've obviously, you're doing alright aren't you?
21:15How do you teach your kids the value of money?
21:17Because that must be tricky
21:18Well I have a very strict household
21:20I don't give the kids any money
21:22If they want money then they've got to work for it
21:24So whether it might be washing the car down, weeding, cleaning the patio
21:29Whatever it might be, then you have to work for it
21:31Because nothing in life's ever come easy for anybody
21:34No matter who your dad is or how much money he's got
21:36Even from the youngest kid who's able to walk around and stuff
21:47I get all of them doing jobs and stuff
21:50So it's very important in my opinion
21:53To start them off on the right track
21:54I totally agree
21:55I do the same with mine
21:56I get them to clean their rooms during the day
21:58You know, make sure they tidy up, do the washing up
22:00And in the evening, they make sketches
22:02So it's...
22:03So it's...
22:04The...
22:05But...
22:06But...
22:07But...
22:08But...
22:09But...
22:10But...
22:11But...
22:12But yeah, the youngest one's got really small hands
22:14It's good for the stitches
22:15No!
22:16Fuck off
22:17Yeah, they're called memory foam in there mate
22:19Come on
22:20You're not gonna have dinner
22:21Uh, Tyson, people assume you're saying that for show
22:23But...
22:24You genuinely don't spoil them
22:25And we've got a clip of you and Paris doing the big shot
22:28Paris getting a few ice lollies for the kids
22:31Put them back
22:32Crank
22:33There are five pounds for some ice lollies
22:34I don't think so
22:35Sorry, five pounds
22:36Five pounds for some ice lollies
22:37I don't think so
22:38Sorry, five pounds
22:39Five pounds for some ice lollies
22:40Get them ones, they're a quid
22:42There you go, into
22:43Pounds
22:44I'll eat for money
22:45APPLAUSE
22:46You might be tight with the purse strings when it comes to doing the big shot
22:52But once you spent 200 euros on lobsters and you didn't even eat them, did you?
22:58That's correct, yes
23:00Yes
23:01I was over in Spain training
23:02I was doing a documentary at the time of ITV
23:05And this guy comes over and he goes, oh, we have these two great lobsters for you
23:09We're gonna cook them up for you
23:11I was like, how do you cook them?
23:13He said, we drop them in a hot boiling pot of water, alive
23:16And I was like, oh, no, fucking hell, no way
23:18I'm not having them
23:19I said, give them here, let me buy them off you
23:21And I ended up buying the two lobsters and setting them free into the wild
23:24Yes
23:25We've actually got a clip of it here, it's amazing
23:28Take the elastic bands off these flippers
23:30Yeah
23:31And I'm gonna set them free in the sea
23:32Yeah
23:33I'll give you the 200, come on
23:34No
23:35Yeah
23:36No
23:37I swear to God
23:38Come on
23:39Are you sure?
23:40100%
23:49I don't like killing animals
23:51Not very often you can do something good in life
23:53And I think today, that was a good deed
23:56And they only cost me 200 euros
23:58So
23:59Whatever
24:00We're gonna have steak
24:01Oh
24:03Right, I hope they were home in lobsters
24:12Yeah
24:13Jill, would you have done the same thing?
24:14Oh
24:15Well, I would like to do the same thing
24:17But my favourite restaurant is burger and lobster
24:19But I feel a bit bad now
24:20It's alright
24:21They were dead already
24:22Some of them
24:23The burger and lobster ones
24:24Have you ever set a burger free?
24:25A what?
24:27Now, I can tell you that the sports star in question
24:30Are you alright, Mike?
24:32She said, what does he mean by setting a burger free?
24:35I thought it was a vagina joke
24:36I thought it was a vagina joke
24:37I thought it was a vagina joke
24:38What kind of disgusting pervert do you think?
24:42Jill, do you ever set a burger free?
24:47Do you really enjoy a big juicy burger?
24:51Better tell us all about it
24:54That is exactly something you would say, Ramesh
24:56But it is
24:57Now, Tyson, we've got a photo of you in Paris on your wedding day
25:02Look at that
25:03Oh
25:04That's nice
25:05What was your chat-up line when you first met?
25:08Don't worry about the hairline
25:09It'll be fine
25:10LAUGHTER
25:11Wow
25:13Wow
25:14Shall I move out of the way so you can get...
25:19He's got a long reach
25:21You know, I had a lot of hair back then
25:23A lot of hair
25:24I don't know where the fuck he went
25:26Chat-up line
25:28This is actually a very weird one
25:30Because
25:31I think I was about...
25:32Well, I was 20 or now
25:33But when I met Paris was about 16
25:35And she was about 15
25:36I told her on the phone one night
25:38I wasn't going out
25:39I wasn't seeing each other or nothing
25:40And I told her that
25:41I was going to make her fall in love with me
25:43And she must have thought
25:44Like, who the fuck is this weirdo on the phone to me?
25:46Erm
25:47And yeah, it all went on from there
25:49And here we are all these years later
25:50From 15 to 36
25:52I remember the first time I met my wife, Lisa
25:55I just looked in her eyes and I said
25:57Do you want to free your burger?
25:59LAUGHTER
26:04Thank you
26:09No, genuinely what happened was
26:10I was sitting in her car
26:12She just saw me straight away
26:13And just walked over to my car
26:15And like, I was just like
26:16Holy shit
26:17Like this beautiful woman
26:18She got in
26:19She just got straight in the car
26:20Just looked at me
26:21And she went
26:22Taxi for Lisa
26:23LAUGHTER
26:24Is that actually true?
26:26No
26:27No way
26:28No way
26:29LAUGHTER
26:30I was like
26:31Emma
26:32Emma
26:33Emma
26:34Emma
26:35Emma
26:36OK, blue team
26:37I need an answer from you
26:38I reckon Cristiano is deepfake
26:40You reckon?
26:41Well, yeah, no?
26:42So you're going Ronaldo
26:44With the deepfakes?
26:45With the deepfakes
26:46Yeah
26:47And then LeBron
26:48OK, well I can tell you that Mourinho is deepfake for an advert
26:51What?
26:52LeBron James won't pay for mobile data
26:53Oh great
26:54Cristiano Ronaldo slashed his son's pocket money
26:56Blue team
26:57You've scored zero points
27:00Who are you?
27:01Who are you?
27:02Who are you?
27:03So at the end of that round
27:04The red team are in the lead
27:11Come on big man
27:13Now Jamie
27:14Earlier this week Sky came to film you for an interview about Tyson didn't they?
27:18Let's have a look at what you said
27:19What do I think of Fury?
27:21Tyson Fury
27:22You mean that bald guy?
27:23Nah
27:24I'm all about AJ
27:25Tyson Fury
27:26What a helmet
27:27I'd run right through him
27:28Absolute melt
27:29Jamie
27:30Jamie?
27:33Jamie what's going...
27:34What is going on there?
27:35Jamie
27:37What is Jamie?
27:39What are you doing?
27:40I...
27:41I...
27:42That is not me
27:43No Jamie you're absolutely right
27:45We actually got in contact with a company called Synthesia
27:48Which you agreed to in your contract
27:50And I've basically cloned
27:52I've basically managed to clone you to create a deep fake AI version of you
27:56And I could basically make it say whatever I want
27:58For example I can actually make you look clever Jake
28:00Here's you speaking French
28:01I'm Jamie Redknapp
28:03Oh wow
28:07That is ejaculated
28:08That was actually real
28:10That was real
28:11Now I get the attraction
28:13That was you in French saying my name is Jamie Redknapp
28:15I'm a massive melt with a big leathery face
28:17Yeah
28:18Please give it up for Deepfake Jamie
28:21Deepfake Jamie!
28:23Bye, guys. Love you, Ron.
28:37The next round is all about this boxing legend.
28:43So here comes Tyson Fury.
28:46He has defeated his demons.
28:48And now tonight, he is here to reclaim the heavyweight throne,
28:53which he left behind.
28:56What you see, King?
28:59Tyson Fury!
29:03The divine heavyweight champion of the world.
29:09Big right hand, relaxed on the stage.
29:14He took the title!
29:15Two of the world's best for the heavyweight champion of the world on the way.
29:19And that's it! It's over!
29:23Jeremy with the overcome! What a punch!
29:26And Tyson Fury with the punch of his life!
29:29Thank you to the UK!
29:32I love you!
29:33I love you!
29:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:39Tyson Fury, everybody!
29:43Tyson, you've obviously had an unbelievable career.
29:46What, for you, has been the highlight so far?
29:49I think the highlight of the career was...
29:51Um, he'll always be beating Klitschko, I suppose.
29:54It was the beginning of everything for me.
29:56It was the moment I climbed my Everest.
29:58Um, I wasn't expected to win.
30:00I was a ten-to-one underdog going over there.
30:02Um, and it was bittersweet, the victory, for sure.
30:05Let's take a look at one of the most iconic moments from your career.
30:08The epic moment when Deontay Wilder knocked you down
30:10before you got back up to carry on fighting.
30:13Have a look at this.
30:14Oh, down, down, down, down!
30:19Wilder left hook!
30:20Oh, my goodness!
30:24Six, seven, eight, nine...
30:28Can you continue?
30:30No.
30:30You want to go?
30:31No.
30:32Walk over there and come back to me.
30:34What a shot by Wilder!
30:40Tyson, what was going through your mind
30:43when you were laid out on the canvas?
30:44Not a lot.
30:45I was not going to fuck out.
30:46LAUGHTER
30:47Wilder, as he knocks you down, he sort of steps right,
30:51and he must have just thought,
30:53this is it, I've done it.
30:54And then when you get up, like the Grim Reaper,
30:56he must have just thought, oh, my God.
30:59And you just went to town on him.
31:02Yeah, it was close, you know.
31:03I fought Wilder three times, they were an epic trilogy.
31:06There were ten knockdowns in the three fights,
31:07so they were up and down.
31:09And in the third fight, I remember he hit me.
31:12Wham!
31:14Put me down heavy in round four.
31:16I gets back up and hits me again, drops me again.
31:20I'd never, ever been knocked down twice in one round.
31:22And I remember getting up and thinking, it's not over yet.
31:25I remember looking at him, and he was blowing kisses to his wife,
31:28he was chatting with his people ringside,
31:30and I was thinking, it ain't over yet.
31:32And I was looking at my wife in the front row,
31:35and my brothers and that, and they were all like,
31:36Oh!
31:37You know, that, like, that kind of face.
31:40Do you remember the fight straight after,
31:42or do you piece it back by watching the highlights?
31:44Actually, in that third fight, I had short-term memory loss.
31:48I couldn't remember anything.
31:50I knew I was actually boxing in Vegas,
31:52but I didn't know where I was, what venue I was,
31:54I didn't know what hotel I was staying at.
31:56Oh, really?
31:57I didn't know anything.
31:58He had shorts in the back of my head like tennis balls.
32:00So I thought, fuck it, let's go and get pissed up.
32:02As you did.
32:05Now, Tyson, you're a proper showman today,
32:08but what were you like when you were at school?
32:09Pretty much the same.
32:10A little bit shyer.
32:11A little bit younger.
32:13A lot younger.
32:14You were younger at school?
32:15A little bit, yeah.
32:17Uh, Maya, were you popular at school?
32:19Yeah, I had loads of friends,
32:21because we all grew up around the same area
32:22and everyone, like, knew each other from before school,
32:24but I was a really, I was a proper tomboy.
32:26Like, very small and, like, shouty and liked to play fight.
32:31You had a nickname at school, didn't you?
32:33Queen P is what the older boys would call me
32:35for a lot of the time, and I thought it was nice.
32:38I thought it meant Queen Pretty or, like, Pretty Girl or something.
32:40They'd be like, Queen P, Queen P.
32:42And then we finished school, and I was like,
32:44so, guys, are you going to tell me what Queen P means
32:46after all these years?
32:47And they were like, yeah, yeah,
32:48we used to think you looked like a pigeon,
32:49so it was actually Queen Pigeon.
32:51If you looked like a pigeon, we're all screwed.
32:54No, no, no, I was a very late bloomer.
32:56Like, no tits, nothing, I was just little.
32:59Oh, maybe I'm a late bloomer.
33:02Maybe I'm still waiting.
33:03When I was at school, I had massive tits.
33:05LAUGHTER
33:06That's a nightmare having a nickname like that, Queen P.
33:08Do you know they called me at school?
33:10What? Lazy-eyed, fat bud-bud.
33:11LAUGHTER
33:12Now, Tyson, this might surprise you,
33:16but you're actually on a team of very keen boxers.
33:18Have a look at a photo of Jamie boxing here.
33:20LAUGHTER
33:21Taking the interesting decision
33:24to put the punch bag behind him.
33:25LAUGHTER
33:27What's going on there, Jay?
33:29It was actually...
33:30Trying to pick his new skin colour for his fake tag.
33:32LAUGHTER
33:34It was an ad...
33:35Cos it's like, I'm a box...
33:36I come from a boxing family and stuff.
33:38No, you don't, you don't.
33:39LAUGHTER
33:40I don't know what it's got to do with sketches,
33:45but that was actually for sketches that day.
33:46Really?
33:47If you don't buy sketches, I'll knock you right out.
33:50LAUGHTER
33:51I've got to get that left hand up, though,
33:54haven't I, big man?
33:55It's a bit low, isn't it?
33:56You would have just come over the top there.
33:57I don't know.
33:58I'd probably have had my hands down the whole time
33:59when I've got kids.
34:00LAUGHTER
34:01He's just laughing at me.
34:03LAUGHTER
34:07As we've got Tyson here,
34:08I've come up with a little bit of a game
34:10to test how much our teams know about him.
34:12Rob and Meeks, you're up for this,
34:14so go and get ready,
34:15because this is Unleash the Fury.
34:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:20This round combines the brain power
34:26and the physical power of Tyson Fury.
34:29Whichever team gets the most answers right
34:30will win a bonus point,
34:31but get it wrong,
34:32and Tyson will be Unleash in ten seconds of this.
34:34Go for it.
34:35Hold it tight.
34:36OK.
34:37OK.
34:42Fucking hell.
34:43OK.
34:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:45Jesus.
34:47OK, let's bring out our players,
34:49Michael and Rob.
34:50HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
34:52HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
34:52HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
34:53HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
34:55HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
34:56HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
34:57HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
34:59HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
35:00HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
35:01HE'S ABOUT TO SAY
35:08I don't know how you're feeling,
35:09but I am delighted.
35:11OK, guys, looking forward to this?
35:13Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
35:14It's going to be great, yeah.
35:18Fuck off!
35:20I'm not providing back,
35:21I thought I'm losing now.
35:24Rob, is that a neck brace?
35:26Yeah, Meek has got one too.
35:28I didn't bring my own.
35:29You're right.
35:29OK, let's get you up in the air.
35:32Rob, take your glasses off.
35:33He's not doing head shots, is he?
35:35LAUGHTER
35:37Time for your first question.
35:38OK, Rob, Tyson loves going to the tip,
35:42but how many times a week does he like to go?
35:44Four times.
35:45Is that right, Tyson?
35:47Wrong.
35:48Oh!
35:49Tyson, unleash the fury!
35:51Let's go!
35:52LAUGHTER
35:54LAUGHTER
35:56LAUGHTER
35:58There's about 27 questions each.
36:10OK.
36:11How hard was that?
36:12Too hard or not hard?
36:14No, actually quite weak, you pussy.
36:16LAUGHTER
36:21Oh, no!
36:22How many times do you actually like to go to the tip of weight?
36:25Three times.
36:25Oh, that's close.
36:26OK.
36:27Right, Meeks, here's your first question.
36:29Tyson has had some talks about making a film of his life,
36:31but what I want to know is, who would Tyson like to play him?
36:34Ooh, good question.
36:36Yeah?
36:37Jamie Reddap.
36:39Are you...
36:40Are you shitting me right now?
36:42LAUGHTER
36:43Is that the right answer, Tyson?
36:45Wrong.
36:45OK, Tyson, unleash the fury!
36:48LAUGHTER
36:49I'm not going to lie, there's something slightly racist about this.
37:01LAUGHTER
37:03No, we've done it fair, we've got one black, one white.
37:06LAUGHTER
37:09APPLAUSE
37:10LAUGHTER
37:12Tyson, what's the great answer?
37:13Who do you want to play in a film of your life?
37:15Dantel Washington.
37:16Yeah, spitting him in.
37:17LAUGHTER
37:20So, Rob, here's your next question.
37:22Yeah?
37:23What out-of-this-world piece of memorabilia
37:25did Tyson spend $1 million on?
37:29Sounds... Is it like a bit of the moon?
37:31Tyson?
37:32Correct.
37:33Oh!
37:34Yes!
37:35APPLAUSE
37:37Come on!
37:39Meeks is your next question.
37:40Tyson is a big fan of snuggling up
37:42and watching a rom-com.
37:44What's his favourite tearjerker?
37:46Can you help me out?
37:48Uh, yeah, I've asked you the question and now I'm waiting.
37:50LAUGHTER
37:52We're looking for a romantic comedy, a rom-com.
37:54Titanic?
38:00Just hit me!
38:01Just hit me!
38:02Tyson, is that the right answer?
38:04We're looking for the word...
38:06Titanic.
38:08Uh-uh.
38:09Oh!
38:10Unleash the fury!
38:11Oh, Sophie, come on!
38:13You can do more than that, Sophie, come on!
38:17Come on!
38:18Come on!
38:19Uh...
38:20What's the correct answer, Tyson?
38:22Notebook.
38:23The notebook.
38:24I got notebook.
38:25Rob, your next question.
38:28What one thing would Tyson change about his appearance?
38:30Ooh.
38:34Well, I mean, how'd you improve on perfection, right?
38:37I'm not saying that he should, but maybe...
38:48No, a little bit more hair.
38:50LAUGHTER
38:52Tyson, is that the correct answer?
38:54No.
38:55OK, Tyson, unleash the fury!
38:56Oh, no!
38:57LAUGHTER
38:58LAUGHTER
38:59LAUGHTER
39:00LAUGHTER
39:01LAUGHTER
39:02LAUGHTER
39:03LAUGHTER
39:04LAUGHTER
39:05LAUGHTER
39:06Tyson, what's actually the correct answer?
39:07What would you change about your appearance?
39:09I'd change my flabs for abs.
39:11OK.
39:12Final question, Micah.
39:14Tyson is a big family man.
39:15He's got seven children.
39:16Name them.
39:18LAUGHTER
39:19Sorry, I can't name them.
39:27OK.
39:27Tyson, yeah, you know what to do.
39:29Come on, let's have it!
39:31LAUGHTER
39:32LAUGHTER
39:33LAUGHTER
39:34LAUGHTER
39:35LAUGHTER
39:36LAUGHTER
39:37LAUGHTER
39:38LAUGHTER
39:39LAUGHTER
39:40LAUGHTER
39:41LAUGHTER
39:42LAUGHTER
39:43LAUGHTER
39:44LAUGHTER
39:45LAUGHTER
39:46I've got a Venezuela.
39:47Yeah.
39:48A Valencia.
39:49Yeah.
39:50An Athena.
39:51Yeah.
39:52Adonis.
39:53Yeah.
39:54Prince.
39:55Yeah.
39:56Tyson, the second.
39:57Yeah.
39:58And Rico.
39:59There you go.
40:00He knows the names of his children, everybody.
40:01APPLAUSE
40:02Give it up for Rob Beckett, who scored the bonus point for the Red team.
40:06CHEERING
40:07It looks like I've got a gum shielded.
40:09We've finished with our quick-fire round, and in honour of having Tyson here tonight,
40:21we're going to be testing our team's brains and brawn.
40:24Let's see what they're up against.
40:25Let's see what they're up against.
40:27APPLAUSE
40:28We've finished with our quick-fire round, and in honour of having Tyson here tonight,
40:33we're going to be testing our team's brains and brawn.
40:36Let's see what they're up against.
40:38APPLAUSE
40:39This is Scrum Down.
40:41I'm going to ask the team's multiple-choice questions,
40:54which they'll answer by pushing this weighted scrum machine into the zone
40:57they think corresponds to the right answer.
41:00Let's welcome back our teams.
41:05CHEERING
41:06OK, blue team, before we start, I have to warn you that, like a real rugby match,
41:26there may be some extreme weather, like mud, wind, rain and snow.
41:30Goggles on, please, everybody.
41:31You're very bossy.
41:33LAUGHTER
41:35Blue team, are you ready?
41:37Yes.
41:38It's time to Scrum Down.
41:39Your time starts now.
41:41Alexander Usyk shares the same birthday with which boxing legend?
41:45A, Mike Tyson, B, Muhammad Ali.
41:47What do you think it is, A or B?
41:48I'd say, fuck no.
41:50Just go for B.
41:52Go for B.
41:53Let's go, let's go!
41:55Yes!
41:57B is the correct answer.
42:00Let's go!
42:01Oh, wait!
42:02Come on, man, let's go!
42:04In what year did Cristiano Ronaldo win his first Ballon d'Or?
42:07A, 2007, B, 2008.
42:10A, come on, let's go.
42:12You should go for A.
42:13OK, let's go for A.
42:14Go for A.
42:15Push!
42:16Push!
42:17Push!
42:18Keep going, you're not there yet.
42:19Push!
42:20Push!
42:21Oh, my God!
42:23Oh, my God!
42:25OK, you're at A, but the answer was B, 2008.
42:28OK, next question.
42:29Oh, my God!
42:31How old was Mike Tyson when he became world champion?
42:33A, 19, or B, 20?
42:3519!
42:3619!
42:37Go for A, go for it!
42:38Push!
42:39Push!
42:40Push!
42:41Push!
42:42Push!
42:43Ah!
42:44Push!
42:45Push!
42:46Push!
42:47You've gone to B.
42:48Do you want to stick with B?
42:49OK, it's correct.
42:50It's 20.
42:51You've gone very much in there.
42:52OK.
42:53What was the first ever trophy
42:54the Jose Mourinho won in England?
42:56A, League Cup, or B, Premier League?
42:58Oh, my gosh.
42:59Guys, just choose, please.
43:00Push!
43:01What do you want?
43:02A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A!
43:05Oh, my God!
43:06Oh, my God!
43:07Oh, my God!
43:08Oh, my God!
43:09Oh, my God!
43:10Oh, my God!
43:11Oh, my God!
43:12Oh, my God!
43:13Oh, my God!
43:14Stop!
43:15OK, you are correct!
43:16A, League Cup!
43:17Oh, you're sorry, Luka!
43:19Thank you!
43:20Blue team, that was an incredible effort.
43:23You scored three points!
43:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:27OK, red team are in position.
43:37Tyson, how are you feeling about this?
43:40Very, very confident.
43:42Do you want to get your goggles on, guys?
43:43Yep.
43:44Ready, big man.
43:45Your time starts now.
43:48What round did Mike Tyson
43:50fight Evander Holyfield's ear in?
43:51A, third round, or B, ninth round?
43:53Nine.
43:54OK, you go for B.
43:55Take us to B.
43:57Oh!
43:58Oh, Jesus!
44:00The correct answer was A, third round.
44:03Question number two.
44:05Who is the most-capped player
44:06in international rugby history?
44:07A, Shane Williams, B, Alan Wynne-Jones.
44:10What are you going for, A or B?
44:12B!
44:13Go on, push down, B!
44:18B is the correct answer, well done.
44:21Yes!
44:22Who was the first boxer
44:23to win three World Heavyweight Championships?
44:25A, Muhammad Ali, B, Rocky Marciano.
44:28Marciano.
44:29No.
44:30Ali!
44:31Ali, A!
44:32Go for A, then.
44:33Ah!
44:38Ah!
44:39OK, you're going for A.
44:40That is the correct answer, Muhammad Ali.
44:42Yes!
44:43Well done, big man.
44:44What is the...
44:45What is the Rugby World Cup trophy called?
44:47A, Web Ellis Cup, B, Vince Lombardi trophy.
44:49Web Ellis Cup, B.
44:51A.
44:52Oh, A.
44:53The first one.
44:56That is the correct answer, well done.
45:00What is Alexander Usyk's favourite takeaway food?
45:03A, pizza, B, burger.
45:03A, B, burger.
45:04Rabbit pie.
45:05Ha!
45:06Whatever, I'm just pushing this way.
45:07Where are you going for?
45:09Burger!
45:10Black man!
45:11You're going for B.
45:12You're going for B.
45:13B.
45:14Keep going.
45:15Ah, bitch.
45:16Do you know what?
45:17I don't want the point.
45:18Keep pushing your helmets!
45:20Hurry up.
45:21C or C.
45:22OK, the correct answer is B, burger.
45:24Which country...
45:25Time is up!
45:26Red team, congratulations, you've scored four points!
45:38Uh, Rob, how was that?
45:40Oh, it's horrible.
45:41Listen...
45:42When you win, is it...
45:43Oh, no!
45:48Who won?
45:50Oh, no!
45:52Who won?
45:53Oh, no!
46:01I'm fucking down on it.
46:02Oh, no!
46:12Fuck you!
46:13This isn't fun anymore!
46:15Who won?
46:16Who won?
46:17Who won?
46:18I've literally been tarred and feathered.
46:20Who won?
46:21Who won?
46:22None of you won.
46:23Fuck off, all of you.
46:25So that means that tonight's winners are the red team
46:28who are in a league of your own.
46:29Welcome!
46:34Come on!
46:35You've been watching A League of the Road on Sky.
46:36Until next time, goodnight.
46:38Good night.
47:02Bye, bye!
47:03Bye, bye, bye!
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