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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:06I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:12But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:23And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one that's driving me berserk
00:29Why do only fools and horses work
00:33La-la-la-la
00:45Poxy weather
00:46Yeah
00:49Wish I was chairman of Packer, Mac
00:52Oh, by the way
00:58A Father's Day card arrived for you this morning
01:02Oh, really?
01:04Is it Father's Day?
01:06It's a pity we don't know where Dad's living
01:08We could send him a letter bomb
01:10Here, Father's Day card?
01:13Hang about, I'm not married
01:15Oh, no, I wonder what that could mean, then
01:18Well, I know what it could mean
01:20It means
01:21Oh, no, no, no, she told me she definitely
01:24You, don't you let me get
01:27You nearly gave my heart a connery, then
01:31Oh, dear
01:32I just wanted to liven us up a bit, didn't I?
01:35I mean, for the past four days
01:37We've been hanging around in pubs and cafes
01:39Waiting for this rain to leave off
01:40It's just a summer shower, Rodney, you said
01:43Red sky at night and swallows flying backwards
01:46That's a sure sign of an heat wave, Rodney, you said
01:49All right, all right, don't go on about it
01:50Where do you think I work?
01:51The metaphorical office or somewhere
01:53No, it'll soon be over, don't worry
01:56Who's that on there, you, is it?
01:59Anyway, what do you want to drink?
02:01I suppose I'd better just have half a lager
02:03Yeah, well, the way business has been going this week
02:06I think I'd better join you
02:07Oh, how's it going, Alex?
02:13Hello, Del, want a drink?
02:14Oh, well, go on, then
02:16I'll, um, have half a lager
02:18Half a lager
02:19Yeah, and I'll have a large drambuie with lime
02:21We've topped up with soda, lots of ice
02:24Slice of lemon and a little cherry on the top
02:25Two halves of lager, look
02:28Done much today?
02:32Well, in this weather, you must be joking
02:33I wouldn't send a dog out in this, would you?
02:35No
02:36I'll send Rodney out later on, see what you can do
02:38What are you doing here? You still got that travel agent?
02:41Yeah
02:42It's not doing me no favours, though
02:44I thought I'd clean up on that World Cup
02:46But I couldn't get no bookings
02:47Honest, Del, I've got thousands of pounds worth of holidays
02:50Just lying about, but everybody's skin
02:52I tell you, this recession's going to be the end of me
02:54Well, you want to cut down on your old prices then, don't you, Alex, my old mate?
02:57Well, I'll lose money
02:57No, well, you'll have some coming in, won't you?
03:00I mean, I'd rather lose a fructly bit than a fiver, wouldn't you?
03:03Well, that's true, yeah
03:04I mean, listen, I don't care what the papers say
03:07There's still plenty of money about, you know, if you know where to get it
03:09I mean, you want to find some way of hooking the punters, you know
03:12You, you want a bit, you know, a bit of a gimmick
03:14Such as?
03:16Eh?
03:17Well, you put it round the manner, right
03:19That the very next customer in your shop is going to get the biggest cut price holiday
03:23In the history of travel
03:25No, no, listen, and I mean really cheap, Alex, right
03:27I mean something like, anywhere in the world, you'll knock off 80% of the price
03:3180%?
03:32No, 80%, now listen, listen
03:34But only to the very next customer, right
03:38So what they'll be doing, see, they'll be fighting each other to get into your shop
03:41Now, once they're in there, you sell the rest of them, holidays, at the normal price, don't you?
03:46Right
03:46This time next year, you'll be a millionaire
03:48Do you know, that's not a bad idea, Del
03:51Come to think of it, it's a belting idea
03:54I tell you, that's what I'm going to do
03:55Exactly what you told me
03:56Thanks for the advice, mate
03:57That's all right, don't mention it, pal
03:58I'll see you around, all right?
03:59Right
03:59Fancy holiday
04:03Can't afford an holiday
04:07Yes, we can
04:08Alex, special offer
04:09Anywhere in the world, 80% off
04:11He'll go fast
04:14Yeah, I know he will, I know
04:15That's what I told him, but you wouldn't listen
04:16You know what he's like
04:17Hey, what about it then, Rodney, hey
04:19Me and you, hey
04:19What?
04:20Up into the wide blue yonder, hey
04:22Get about the old currant bun on our backs
04:24Oh, yeah, I'll have some of that, Del, yeah
04:26Good boy
04:26Right, I'll tell you what you do
04:27You go down the road and knock out a bit of that gear
04:30And I'll do the old bizzo with Alex, all right
04:31Yeah, right
04:32Hey, wait a minute, he's peeing down out there
04:42Yeah, well, you want some spending money for your old duty freeze, don't you?
04:47Well, yeah
04:48I'm never going to be able to sell this stuff
04:51Of course you are, my son
04:53Remember me motto?
04:55He who dares wins
04:56Right, see you later
05:00See you later, good boy
05:01Here, Alex, about that offer
05:03Genuine Italian son, Alex
05:07I could die, you know
05:14More than likely
05:16I mean, fancy sending me out in weather like that
05:20Been raining, has it?
05:23Been raining?
05:25Why don't you stick your nose out of that door once every so often, eh?
05:28It's been raining non-stop for four days
05:30Ta-da!
05:33Done it, Rodney
05:33Done it
05:34I've booked our holiday
05:36Here you are, my boy
05:38That's it, there it is, all in there
05:40We're going somewhere different
05:41We are away from the tourists
05:43Yeah?
05:43Where?
05:44Venadon
05:45It'll be fantastic, Rodney
05:48We'll have a great time, eh, won't we?
05:50Hey, all that blue sea
05:51The sunshine
05:52Dancing with all them foreign salts
05:55You know
05:56De viva la Spanella
05:58Yeah, that's what it's all about
05:59Where do we go, Del?
06:01Hey
06:02Ah, in three weeks' time, Grandad
06:03It's goodbye, Luton Airport
06:05Hello
06:06Benadon
06:06Yeah, well, your thing is, Grandad
06:17I've always wanted to go to Benny Dorm
06:20Where is it?
06:23It's in Spain, isn't it?
06:24Spain?
06:25Yeah
06:25I've been to Spain before
06:27Oh, oh, well, you wouldn't want to go again then, would you, Pete?
06:31Same old thing
06:32I ain't never been to Benny Dorm
06:34It'll make a nice break
06:36Yeah, yeah, well, the thing is, Grandad, I'll tell you what
06:38Um, it's, er
06:40Well, look, why don't you go out in the kitchen, you know, and knock us up a nice Spanish omelette, eh?
06:44You know, help us get in the mood, eh?
06:46Oh, right, dear boy
06:47Yeah
06:48Oh, I've only got three eggs left and one of them's on the term
06:54See if I put a lot of pepper in
06:56Great, terrific
06:59You gonna tell him?
07:04Oh, Rodney, how can I tell him? Look at him, he's got his heart set on it, hasn't he?
07:08Well, we can't take him with us, Dale
07:10He'll cramp our style, will he?
07:12I mean, you could bring a bird back to the room
07:14Go to pour a sangria or a summit
07:16And find his false teeth in the glass
07:18Yeah, it would upset the romantic ambience somewhat, wouldn't it?
07:24Well, what are we gonna tell him, then?
07:26Er, say the food won't agree with him?
07:28No, that won't work
07:30You know him, he's got a stomach like a rubbish skit
07:32Er, for change of climate
07:35Ah, now the last holiday we had the change of climate upset him, didn't it?
07:39And we'd only gone to Bognor
07:40Good one, like it
07:43No, I can't, Rodney
07:48No, look, it's gonna break his heart
07:50All right, Dale, well, if you can't tell him, then I will
07:52All right
07:53Just a minute, oi, oi, just, now
07:55If you're gonna tell him, now do it gently, will ya?
07:58You know, I mean, he's family
08:00Yeah, just, just leave it to me, though
08:03All right
08:03Good boy, Rodney
08:04Er, Grandad, could I have a word?
08:08Oh, Alex
08:15Hello, it's Dale boy
08:16Look, about that holiday I booked with you this morning
08:18Yeah, listen
08:19Er, do you reckon the hotel could put another bed in our room?
08:23Only Grandad's coming
08:24Oh, nice one, Alex
08:27Right
08:28Yeah, I'll pop that kite round to you in the morning, then
08:30All right, see you round, pal
08:32Will?
08:50Oh, look, couldn't the hotel put another bed in our room?
08:53Oh, my, Dale, I couldn't have told him
08:55It had broken his heart
08:56You're just like the man at the top, you are, aren't you?
08:58You're utterly ruthless
08:59I can be when I want to be
09:01Oh, yeah
09:02I can't, I've just this minute told Grandad
09:03I don't like Spanish omelettes
09:05Oh, dear
09:06I mean, that's really being ruthless, that, isn't it, eh?
09:09Oh, oh
09:09I also told him that you love them, so you've got two
09:14Careful, Dale, there's a bomb down there
09:23In the summertime, when the weather is hot
09:34You can stretch right up and touch the sky
09:37When the weather's fine
09:38You've got women, you've got women on your mind
09:41We're always happy
09:44Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy
09:46Sing along with us
09:50Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
09:51Da-da-da-da-da
09:53Yeah, we're happy
09:54Da-da-da
09:56Dee-da-da-dee-da-da-da-da-da-da
09:59Yeah
10:00Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
10:04Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, right now
10:06When the wind is here, yeah, it's party time
10:18Bring your body, wake your back, cause it'll soon be summertime
10:21And we'll see her again
10:22We go driving or maybe we'll settle down
10:25When she's rich, she's nice
10:28Bring your friends down when I'll go into town
10:30Oh, Dieses, his name is Bert Whey, what do you want
10:38Oh God
10:44That's a date
10:46That's a date
10:47Oh no, that's substance
10:48renovate
10:49Hey girls
10:50Andy, it's alright
10:52Just sleep
10:52Come on
10:54Here! Pass!
10:57Buy one!
11:01Whee! Watch it!
11:04There you go, though.
11:06Oh, cheers.
11:09This is the life, eh, Rodders?
11:12When we become millionaires, we'll move out.
11:15Get a villa.
11:16Get Grandad one of those little old folks' homes that they have out here.
11:20What old folks' homes do they have out here?
11:23You know, we saw them in the holiday brochure.
11:25What do they call them? Er...
11:27Pensions.
11:32Grandad! I got your lager!
11:36Grandad!
11:40What?
11:48Yoo-hoo!
11:49Grandad! Roddy has a lager for you!
11:54You want to act your age a bit more?
11:56That could have blinded me!
12:00Come here.
12:02I don't want nothing to drink.
12:04Going back to the hotel and have a fiesta.
12:06Do you reckon he's all right?
12:07He's been acting all edgy and nervous ever since we got here.
12:18Maybe it's that squiddy here.
12:20Grabbing the hotel end up so much, is it, eh?
12:23Oh, you can say that again.
12:24You've got that soup last night called it oxtail.
12:28It was more like foxtail, wasn't it, eh?
12:33You don't reckon he's sickening for anything, do you?
12:35No.
12:36It's probably just the heat.
12:37He's not as young as he used to be, is he?
12:39Here, Roddy.
12:40Put someone out all on my back with you.
12:43Yeah.
12:47Ha!
12:48Ha!
12:49I'm sorry!
12:50Sorry, I thought it was oil!
12:52No, no, no, no, no!
12:53No, no, no, no, no!
12:59I'm told it's that.
13:00It's probably marked now.
13:01No, is it?
13:02We've done half-go a bunch.
13:03I've said I'm sorry.
13:05Look, I'll go up to the room, get you a fresh shirt, all right?
13:07Yeah, why don't you do that small thing, Rodney, all right?
13:17Pardon, mademoiselle.
13:18Je suis vraiment désolée.
13:19C'est rien.
13:22Bonsoir.
13:23Bonjour, monsieur.
13:24Vous restez à l'hôtel?
13:25De fons, euh, de fumée.
13:26Avec, euh, vous, du bonnet?
13:27Oui, oui, merci.
13:28Oh.
13:29Oui, garçon.
13:30Tosse du bonnet, pavabour.
13:31Thank you, Jean.
13:32Tosse du bonnet, pavabour.
13:33Thank you, Jean.
13:34Quelle partie de la France êtes-vous?
13:35Ah oui, oui, je t'aime, j'adore.
13:36Euh, sur les ponts d'Avignon.
13:37Pardon, monsieur.
13:38Pardon, monsieur.
13:39Yeah.
13:40OK.
13:41OK.
13:42OK.
13:43Hey, Jackie.
13:44Hey, Jackie.
13:45Hi.
13:46Join me for a drink.
13:47I would love to.
13:48I would love to.
13:49But I think I got stuck with that little French first.
13:50I think I got stuck with that little French first.
13:51Well, I would love to.
13:52I think I got stuck with that little French first.
13:53I thought I'd love to.
13:54You know?
13:55Thank you, Jean.
13:56I'm not, I'm not.
13:57What kind of French is this?
13:58Qu'est-ce que vous êtes-vous?
13:59Ah, oui, oui, je t'aime, je t'adore.
14:02Surly Pond d'Avignon.
14:05Well done, monsieur.
14:07Yeah.
14:08OK.
14:13Hey, Jackie.
14:14Hi.
14:15Join me for a drink.
14:16Oh, I'd love to.
14:18But I think I got stuck with that little French fella over there.
14:23I don't worry about him.
14:26Pull up a pew.
14:28He won't bother you with me around.
14:31Yeah.
14:32For a Brexit.
14:32Any fancy getting down there tonight?
14:35Just a little good place.
14:38Is this we frontiers?
14:46Thank you, waiter.
14:50I hope he doesn't kick sand in my face.
14:52I hope he doesn't kick sand in my face.
14:56Del!
14:57Del!
14:58Shush!
14:59What's up with you?
15:00I was just about to pull a French tool.
15:02You've got to come with me now.
15:03Come on.
15:04What's the matter?
15:05His granddad.
15:06Granddad?
15:07He's ill, isn't he?
15:08I told you there was something that mattered with him, but you wouldn't listen to me, would
15:23you?
15:24He's not ill.
15:25What are you doing with him, then?
15:26He's been arrested.
15:27He's been arrested?
15:28Oh, come on!
15:29Right?
15:30Visitors!
15:32Ah, we shoot, too.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Good afternoon, granddad.
15:35How are you?
15:36Good afternoon, granddad.
15:37How are you?
15:38Settled in all right?
15:39Good afternoon, granddad.
15:40How are you?
15:41Settled in all right?
15:42Uh, quo vadis, senor.
15:43Uh, quo vadis, senor.
15:44You know, quo vadis, senor.
15:45You know, quo vadis.
15:46You know, quo vadis.
15:47You know, quo vadis.
15:49You know, quo vadis.
15:50Took your time getting here, didn't you?
15:51Now, don't you start getting here, didn't you?
15:52Now, don't you start getting stroppy with me, you one granddad.
15:53You know, quo vadis.
15:54You know, quo vadis.
15:55You know, quo vadis.
15:57You know, quo vadis.
15:58You know.
16:01I don't look over here, you whitenup.
16:02You're not, this Mouse Chicken.
16:04Oh, you know, you can.
16:05Intact only show you people this about what would you think your brain?
16:20My brain doesn't all talk right over here.
16:21OK.
16:22I can't stop.
16:23And then you take it.
16:24I've been running about here like a tit in a trance looking for you.
16:28We went to the police station.
16:29They knew you'd been arrested,
16:31but they couldn't remember what they'd done with you.
16:33And for the last four hours, I've been phoning around
16:35trying to get hold of a consul.
16:37Oh, charming.
16:39So while I'm banged up in here,
16:40Rodney's out trying to hire a car.
16:45Not that sort of consul, you daft old git.
16:47I mean, the British consulant.
16:49Well, why didn't you bring him here, then?
16:50Well, why did you get yourself arrested?
16:52Shh! Keep your voices down.
16:54You'll get him chucked out of here.
17:00Just keep calm, will you?
17:02Everybody, please.
17:03It's nice and calm and easy.
17:07Right?
17:08What happened?
17:10Nothing.
17:11I was just crossing the road to the hotel
17:13when this police car screeched up to me,
17:16nearly running me over.
17:17Next thing I knew, I was banged up in here.
17:20They ain't even charged me with nothing.
17:22No, no, look, you must have done something, Grandad.
17:25You went back to the hotel for a little kit, right?
17:28Half hour later, you're doing porridge.
17:29Now, think hard, Grandad.
17:31Have you done anything remotely out of order?
17:33I mean, did you get drunk and disorderly?
17:35Did you ever punch up with a Kuwaiti supporters club?
17:38Did you goose the maid?
17:39No.
17:41Well, there was a little incident, Del.
17:45It didn't happen today, though.
17:47Now we're getting somewhere.
17:49All right, come on, tell me, when did it happen?
17:511936.
17:52You know, for a moment, dear, I thought you said 1936.
17:59That's funny, though, but so did I.
18:01In 1936, I was deported from Spain
18:04and all her territories and dominions.
18:11Would you, uh...
18:12Would you consider it nosy of me
18:14if I were to ask you the reason why?
18:17Do you really want to know?
18:19Well, no, we're just curious, that's all.
18:22Yeah, you know, well, we just wondered.
18:24Well, I were up to no good, weren't I?
18:27Well, I didn't think you got Ruddywell deported
18:29for doing missionary work, did I?
18:32So what happened in 1936?
18:34The Spanish Civil War happened, that's what happened.
18:37The Spanish Civil...
18:38This gets worse, Rodney.
18:41Oh, look, it's a long, long story.
18:44Well, according to Manuel, the guard,
18:46you may have a long, long time to tell it in,
18:48so let's hear it.
18:49Well, in 1936,
18:52the family was living in Peabody Buildings, Peckham Rye.
18:56Oh, it was a terribly hard times.
18:58We had no money, no food, no future.
19:02There was millions of unemployed on the dole.
19:05Excuse me, just a minute.
19:06Just, just, sorry, just a minute.
19:09I mean, excuse me,
19:10I may be being a wally or something,
19:12but you, can you possibly explain to me
19:15what a dole queue in Peckham
19:17has got to do with the Spanish Civil War?
19:20I'm building up to it, Del.
19:22Having a conversation with him
19:24is like a slow death, isn't it?
19:25One day, me and my mate, Nobby Clark,
19:31we decided we'd have just about enough of it,
19:33so we run off to join the Foreign Legion.
19:37The Foreign Legion?
19:38You don't mean the British Legion?
19:39The French Foreign Legion.
19:44Camels and forts, you know.
19:47So we hitchhiked to Southampton.
19:49Ah, that's where their headquarters was?
19:51No!
19:52That's where we tried to get on board the boat.
19:55Well, eventually we stowed away on a tramp steamer.
20:00We hid under the tarpaulin in the lifeboat.
20:04But, oh, the voyage was terrible.
20:07There were storms and gales.
20:12House trotters have never made good sailors.
20:15Now, Nobby, he was all right on the water.
20:18I think it come from the time when he was a caretaker
20:21at a seaman's mission in Grimsby.
20:24Oi, oi, oi, I don't want to worry you, you know,
20:26but our plane leaves in three days.
20:28What happened in Spain?
20:30Well, I'm just coming to it.
20:33Oh, now, where was I?
20:35You and the fisherman's friend were under a tarpaulin
20:37in the lifeboat.
20:39Oh, yeah.
20:40Well, when the ship finally docked,
20:43guess where we was?
20:45Spain.
20:46No.
20:49Tangiers.
20:51Grandad, is it worth me making any plans for my future?
20:54Then what's all this got to do with a foreign legion?
20:57Well, Tangiers was one of their main bases, wasn't it?
21:01You see, any normal person who wanted to join
21:03the French foreign legion would have gone to France,
21:05wouldn't they?
21:05Not him, no.
21:06Well, we jumped ship and made our way to their barracks.
21:11Oh, when we got there, we couldn't believe our eyes.
21:14They was the biggest band of cutthroats
21:17and villains and murderers you could ever hope to see.
21:20They was the scum of the earth.
21:23So you didn't join?
21:24We tried, but they wouldn't have us.
21:28Well, now me and Nobby was in dead lumber.
21:31He had no money, he had nowhere to sleep,
21:34and we was a thousand miles from home.
21:37But then we had a bit of luck.
21:39Well, it were more a quirk of fate, really.
21:41We bumped into an Arab, and he offered us a job.
21:46He said he'd pay us to take his motor launch
21:48over to the Spanish coast and deliver a cargo.
21:54What sort of cargo?
21:56Guns.
22:00Guns?
22:01You mean you were gun-running in the middle of a civil war?
22:04Well, that's the best time to do it, Robin.
22:06Oh, we didn't do it purely for financial gain.
22:18Oh, no, we both felt a deep commitment to a political cause.
22:23Which side were you selling to?
22:25Well, whichever side had the most money.
22:29Lattie, yeah.
22:30No, no, it's all right, Roddy.
22:32No, I mean, you know, a conscience is nice,
22:34but business is business, right?
22:36Well, it was after the seventh trip when it happened.
22:41There was government troops laying in wait for us.
22:45They arrested us,
22:46and they took us to this little prison
22:48outside a town called Tarifa.
22:51They took Nobby away and tortured him.
22:55You could hear his screams echoing through the night.
22:59Woke you up at one point, didn't it?
23:02The last thing on my mind was sleep, Rodney.
23:06But no matter what they'd done to him,
23:08Nobby wouldn't say a word.
23:11I bet he didn't even have his Caledon Bowser to suck, did he?
23:16Then it were my turn.
23:19Look, they tortured you.
23:22No.
23:23But they would have done it if I hadn't told them everything I'd do.
23:32Well, a couple of days later, these government leaders arrive with our deportation orders.
23:38And well, well, that's about it.
23:40Are you sure that's about it?
23:44I mean, you haven't forgot any little minor details, have you?
23:47Like, I mean, you didn't pop over to Hong Kong and become an opium peddler.
23:51Or you didn't get a Saturday morning job as a white slave trader, did you?
23:54No, I just went back to Peckhamdale, put me name down on the housing list.
24:02And then why the hell didn't you tell us all this before we left home?
24:06Well, I was going to tell you, but I thought it might spoil the holiday.
24:11Spoil the holiday?
24:12Well, what do you think this has done?
24:14We'd have been better off with that caravan in Buenos Aires now, wouldn't we?
24:18Well, it all happened a long time ago.
24:21I thought the Spanish authorities would have forgotten about it by now.
24:24Forgotten about it?
24:26Forgot about it?
24:27You're most probably on their ten most wanted terrorist list.
24:31You're probably somewhere between Carlos the Jackal and the Black November.
24:37September.
24:37What?
24:39It's September.
24:39The Black September.
24:41You said November.
24:43Gordon Bennett, Rodney.
24:45We haven't got time to sit about here discussing signs of the bleeding Zodiac.
24:49We've got to think of a way of getting the red shadow out of here.
24:52I swear they'll just deport him again.
24:55Just deport him?
24:55You're joking, of course.
24:57They've just held the World Cup here, haven't they?
24:59They've got half of Manchester and Glasgow to get rid of first.
25:04By the time we get him back, he'll be eating paella and calling us gringos.
25:10There's got to be a way.
25:12There's always a way.
25:16Hello.
25:17Visiting time's over.
25:19Here, listen.
25:20Oi, you two.
25:21You keep stum.
25:22Let me do all the talking, all right?
25:24Ah!
25:25Hello.
25:25Juan.
25:26Just the Juan I wanted to see.
25:28Well, um, no, I just wanted to say, like, you know, that my grandfather here was telling
25:35us about the charming reception that he's received in your, uh, charming bijou Nick.
25:40What is it is you say to me, huh?
25:45You taking the peas?
25:47Huh?
25:49I'm taking the peas.
25:50Au contraire.
25:51Au contraire.
25:52Juan.
25:53No, I was, um, the thing that I wanted to say to you was I've been trying to rack...
25:56Oi, Del!
25:57Bloody hell'd you feel you're throwing you up?
25:58I told you.
25:59Shh, don't.
26:00Pardon him, soire.
26:01Um, El Wally, yeah?
26:04No, I've been reckoning my brains to find a way that I could possibly repay you, you know,
26:11for all the good work that you've done, and I thought that perhaps you might give this
26:17to the charity of your choice, haven't they?
26:21The charity of my choice?
26:23Yeah.
26:27Gratis, senor, eh?
26:28Granada.
26:29Gratis.
26:30Well, listen, uh, Juan, now, now we're such close friends, I was just, uh, wondering if
26:38you, you know, that you could pull a few strings and get my old grandfather out of this car,
26:41see?
26:43See, see, now.
26:45Oui?
26:47You can go.
26:50Go?
26:51Just like that?
26:52See?
26:53You are free to go.
26:55Um, excuse me, Juan, shouldn't you, like, clear it with the governor first?
27:00Do you know what I mean?
27:00I've known it, senor.
27:03I have his realest peppers here.
27:10You mean that you were going to let him go anyway?
27:16Si, senor.
27:18Yeah, nice one.
27:19Nice one, Juan.
27:20Yes, yes.
27:22A couple more years and you could be in charge of your own borsal, couldn't you?
27:26How come you're letting me go so soon?
27:28Ah, you've done nothing.
27:30It's a little offence, eh?
27:32How you say, uh, traffic violation, eh?
27:35He cast a the road, cause of the car to crash.
27:39But we make no charge, he's bad for Anglo-Spanish relations, eh?
27:43Eh?
27:44Well, don't think you're getting Gibraltar back just cause of this.
27:47Eh?
27:47Well, it appears that you walked across the road, grandfather.
27:55You were done for jaywalking, you stupid old bird!
27:59Well, I didn't know, dear old boy.
28:01When they screeched through an oar, I thought they'd captured me.
28:06Gracias once again, senor.
28:07Well, the charity of my choice will be very pleasing.
28:12I bet she will, Juan.
28:14I bet she will.
28:16Well, I suppose we'd better stop off at the drugstore
28:20and get something for Grandad's cuts and bruises.
28:22I ain't got no cuts and bruises.
28:26It's early yet.
28:27We've got some art-priced black ties
28:37Some eyes and eyes of copper ties
28:39TV's, deep-frees, and baby-bole-opens
28:42Oven, gold chains, whistling's an edifice
28:45And Trevor Ponce, or check seats from a mission
28:47Shepard Bush, push, push, push, push, push, push
28:50No income tax, no BAT
28:53No money back, no guarantee
28:56Black or white, rich or good
29:00We lift up prices and a stroke
29:04God bless Cookie Street
29:07Leave our Cookie Street
29:10Long live Cookie Street
29:13Say, 90 feet, Cookie Street
29:1790 feet, Cookie Street
29:20Cookie Street
29:23Cookie Street
29:32Listen, we have a good reaction
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