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00:00Every time I drink quick, it takes me to a place called Quickland, where you can float down chocolatey streams with the quick top zippers, lie down in smooth chocolatey mountain pools,
00:26and even sail underneath a pass-it-along bridge.
00:30Gee, thanks!
00:32Great story, Bunny. Want some more Quick?
00:34Uh, sure. Pass it along.
00:37Nestle Quick, it's a chocolatey dream come true.
00:48Hey, paisanos! It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
00:52We're the Mario Brothers and Plumbins, our game. We're not like the others who get all the fame.
01:00If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double. We're faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers.
01:05Uh!
01:08Hooked on the brothers.
01:12Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
01:14Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable peace.
01:19You'll meet the Coopas and Troopers, the Princess and the others hanging with the plumbers.
01:23You'll be hooked on the brothers to the bridge.
01:25the brothers the brothers okay it's gonna go right in hold this that's it here it is it's in
01:51yeah oh no god okay give me a ring mario mario mario talk to me talk to me
02:03come on come on all right okay okay you're okay you're gonna be
02:09all right sit down sit down sit down you'll be all right okay don't go anywhere
02:17very happy harry head head take it easy i got help on the way
02:29hello hello is this dr sigmund fruitcake the noted head doctor this oh of course thanks
02:38look my brother just hit himself on the head could you come right over you can thanks a lot doc
02:43great service i am dr sigmund fruitcake the noted head doctor i got here as quick as i could
02:57oh boy i love making head calls oh this is a very unusual head aside from the obvious
03:07ugliness with the hairiness of this head i do not see a problem
03:12this ugly hairy head is not the problem it's my brother he got hit in the head and he thinks
03:19he's a bird a bird oh please pass it's no problem many people maybe two or three they dream and
03:27they fantasize about flying around like a bird but it's a perfectly normal thing to do
03:35really oh god thanks doctor what a relief i don't mention it
03:42this man he really has a problem but you said everything was okay
04:01now what's the problem luigi you get me up in the middle of the night you dial 976 dial a shrink or
04:09something no no no no dr fruitcake you must come back and see mario but luigi my chicken therapy
04:16it was a stunning success your brother is no longer under the illusion that he is a chicken
04:22i know but that's the problem what what i don't understand no doc now my poor brother mario thinks
04:29he's a monkey could you hold on a minute doc mario mario mario would you get down from there
04:41so what is it that you want me to do luigi you want that i should revert mario just black to
04:53plain vanilla mario no no no not exactly doc i'd sort of like him back to being a chicken
04:59why well to be honest with you we could use the eggs
05:04oh that was just some psychiatric looney tunes banter i find that it relaxes the patients
05:16personally i like that joke very much excuse me doc but i got a rhode island red named cheetah for a
05:23brother and you'll make him with the jokes you're absolutely right but seriously folks it is a
05:30pleasure to be back here in brooklyn where the surf meets the plumbing oh this is a very tough road
05:37all right mario i tell you what we will do we will use thought transfer therapy i want that we will
05:45take the thoughts that are in your mind and we will send them ah who cares wherever they go
05:49all right now i want that you should repeat after me i am not a chicken
05:56nein nein i am not a chicken i am not a chicken i am not a monkey i am not a monkey i am not a monkey
06:05well i think that's what's yours oh thanks doc well no more problems around here no almost
06:13huh
06:29crumbs log number four thirty seven we arrived in the dry and deadly desert on a lumpy camel we were
06:35in search of the legendary aladdin's land princess toadstool needed its magic to free her people from king
06:42Cooper's evil clutches Mama Mia we should have rented a camera with air
06:48conditioning I'll even settle for some meat sauce
06:57hey a waterfall
07:02yeah camel slob Mario it's a mirage the sun's hard-boiled your brain
07:16guys control yourself we've got to ignore all these mirages or we'll never find
07:22Aladdin's lamp too bad we gotta ignore that swimming pool a swimming pool where
07:28it appears I have visitors
07:53dropping splendid once again my fake swimming pool trick worked
08:02where are we and who are you my dear I am the Magnificent Sultan Pashba this is my
08:14luxurious palace where you and your companions will be my miserable slaves
08:19forever that's a generous offer passion pal but we'll pass
08:36guard throw them in the slave quarters but bring me the pretty one
08:42I guess he means her these priceless jewels are yours when you join my harem
08:49me join a harem oh give me a break harems are from the stupid olden days I like the
08:57stupid olden days
08:58besides you have no choice
09:05yow lay off bud I get your yow point
09:10look at that loot
09:12diamonds gold rubies it must be worth over a hundred bucks
09:17we lucked out Luigi
09:19feast your eyes on Aladdin's lamp
09:21when the guard falls asleep we'll swipe it and use its magic to escape and free the princess
09:28it's pretty thick glass but this baby has cut through some pretty tough pieces
09:34so what's all the magic mumbo jumbo about that lamp
09:40and what do you do pull a rabbit out of it
09:43come on Luigi don't you know of a legend of Aladdin there's a powerful genie inside and he can't
09:50stop flapping your lips someone's coming
09:53sire sire
09:55sire the princess is impossible
10:00she refuses to wear the harem veils and roller skates
10:04no matter I've tired of the wench I already placed an ad in the harem recycler offering her to the highest bidder
10:14you're selling the princess
10:17quick we gotta find a safe place to make this lamp work
10:21Mario don't try to kid me how could a genie be in that lamp
10:28see for yourself all I gotta do is rub it
10:31is rub it
10:32hmm
10:33hmm
10:34hmm
10:35hmm
10:36hmm
10:37hmm
10:38hmm
10:39hmm
10:40hmm
10:41hmm
10:42hmm
10:43yow
10:44you got some nerve
10:45what are you bothering me for
10:47this better be important
10:49are you merely magic
10:51I mean really magic
10:52are you a genie
10:54hey stupid
10:55what else could I be cooped up in this cramped lamp
10:59yow
11:01hey
11:03looks like you rubbed out the wrong way
11:05terrific
11:06the lousy lamp stuck on my foot
11:09I hope you're satisfied
11:11didn't mean to bother you ma'am
11:13but we need your magic too
11:15there's a fungus among us
11:18your genie better have some super magic
11:21some creep just arrived to bite a princess
11:25a creep named King Koopa
11:28I'll give you three urns of dried dates for her
11:34that's my final offer
11:36I won't take less than fifty four urns of chopped chicken never
11:39oh mighty genie of the lamp
11:44more beautiful than baked lasagna
11:46more desirable than pepperoni
11:48I humbly beg you to save the princess
11:51stop whining
11:52I'll see what I can do
11:54I'll cast a magic spell
11:57eww
12:04what's that awful odor
12:07yuck
12:11you made a magic smell
12:13so I goofed
12:15well you don't have to make a stink over it you know
12:18oh no
12:20Koopa Pluticoop
12:21help
12:25you're mine princess
12:27all mine
12:38prepare yourself for a long
12:41torturous journey princess
12:43where are you taking me
12:45far far away
12:47where your budinsky buddies can never save you
12:50we need you hocus pocus
13:06can you make us fly
13:07fly?
13:08do you know what a drain that is on me?
13:10no problem
13:12any drain you got
13:13we can fix
13:14we're plumbers
13:15tell you what
13:16you make us fly
13:17you make us fly
13:18and I'll grease your palm
13:19with a gold coin
13:20now you're talking?
13:22eeny meeny miny moe
13:25make them fly
13:27I need to go
13:28alright
13:31how did I do that?
13:33I got an idea
13:36let's check out one of those used flying carpet lots
13:44talk about economy class
13:49I think I see Koopa's carpet way over there
13:54oh boy
13:55full speed ahead
13:56oh boy
13:57full speed ahead
14:06watch it
14:07where'd you learn how to drive?
14:08huh?
14:09on a magic carpet ride
14:11you'll never get away with this
14:13au contraire
14:15my evil scheme is right on schedule
14:18soon we will be flying over some nasty quicksand
14:22and that's where I'll bid you adieu
14:35not so fast
14:36not so bumpy
14:37not so high
14:39why don't you come with me little girl
14:44on a magic carpet ride
14:46I don't know what's worse
14:48the backseat driver
14:50or the front seat driver
14:52there's Koopa
14:55up in the clouds
14:56we'll sneak up on him
14:58yeah
14:59but if Koopa sees us
15:00we'll gunners
15:02he won't see us
15:03I've got a Koopa proof plan
15:05Tone
15:06start shaking the carpet
15:07shake in the carpet
15:33what was that?
15:34achoo
15:35uh
15:36it was just me
15:38achoo
15:40uh
15:41I guess this high altitude
15:43is uh
15:44giving me a teeny cold
15:50if the altitude's bothering you
15:52I can take care of that
15:53rent them
15:54this is where you get off
16:04this is where you get off
16:09yeah
16:11oh no
16:13quicksand
16:15she can't save her kingdom from there
16:22now to pull the rug out from under those Mario's
16:25come under those Mario's
16:42gotcha
16:44Koopa!
16:45where's the princess?
16:46she's playing in the sand
16:47she's playing in the sand
16:51help!
16:52help!
16:54we'll save you!
16:57oh no you won't
17:00hello?
17:01pidget express?
17:02this is King Koopa
17:04send me a dozen pidgets
17:06pronto
17:07don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone
17:09help!
17:10help!
17:11help!
17:13help!
17:14help!
17:16whoa!
17:18not so fast
17:19not so long
17:20we're coming princess
17:22keep your chill out
17:24help!
17:34thanks guys!
17:35that sand was the pits
17:37pidget! pidget! pidget! pidget!
17:42pidgets!
17:45pidget! pidget! pidget! pidget!
17:52I've had enough!
17:53this is where I get off!
17:58it's no use
17:59pidget's favorite food is company
18:01hey!
18:02I just remembered
18:03I speak pidget!
18:07pidget! pidget! pidget! pidget!
18:12pidget! pidget!
18:16pidget! pidget! pidget! pidget!
18:18pidget! pidget! pidget! pidget! pidget!
18:20pidget! pidget! pidget! pidget! put!
18:21pidget! pidget!
18:22What'd you tell him?
18:24I told him
18:25If he wants really yummy carpet
18:27to head forτατατα todas
18:33pidget! pidget! pidget! pakoots!
18:34pidget! pidget! pakoots!
18:37stop! stop!
18:38you stupid pidgets!
18:39ha ha ha ha!
18:40ha ha ha ha ha!
18:42pidget! pidget! pidget!
18:45We'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers!
18:48The Koopa never forgets!
18:54Watch where you're driving!
18:55Too fast or too slow?
18:58I'm gonna make your life miserable, you reckless reptile!
19:10They really deserve each other.
19:12When next, Princess?
19:14How about a carpet cleaner?
19:24Would you believe Rylos Adub is coming over here for lunch?
19:27Yeah, it's gonna be great.
19:31I'll get it.
19:35Hello, Mario Brothers Plumbing.
19:37You clog him, we clear him.
19:39Hello, yes?
19:40Hey, Marianne!
19:42Marianne and Luigi.
19:44I know, hang up.
19:45Yes, Marianne, guess what?
19:48Yeah, yeah, Lylos Adub is coming over here.
19:51Oh!
19:52That's right, I'm serious.
19:53Yeah, we fixed this kitchen sink this morning.
19:56Yeah, that's right.
19:57So we invited him over here for lunch.
19:59Marianne!
20:01Hello?
20:02You numbskull.
20:03You numbskull.
20:04You roly-poly.
20:05You stu-nod.
20:06What's the matter what you're telling you?
20:09Telling them that the Lylos Adub is coming over.
20:11You know Luigi and Marianne are nuts about this guy.
20:14But I forgot!
20:15All right, okay, okay, okay, okay, you forgot.
20:18Okay, look, the only thing we can do now is make sure that we keep them out of muscle-touching range, all right?
20:24I hate to leave, but we've got to go out and get some refreshments.
20:26All right, well, give me the list.
20:28Two pounds of grapes.
20:29Two pounds of grapes.
20:30Two pounds of grapes.
20:31Two pounds of, uh, figs.
20:32Two pounds of figs.
20:33Four dozen tangerines.
20:34Four dozen tangerines?
20:35Oh, they're alive.
20:36He's a big guy.
20:37You're right.
20:38Let's hope he doesn't show up early.
20:40But more importantly, let's hope our stupid cousins don't show up.
20:43Come on.
20:44Go.
20:45Close the door, eh?
20:46Okay, I got you covered.
20:50Mario, Luigi?
20:51You here?
20:55Well, I know him a little early.
20:57They probably just went to get some refreshments, and I'll just make myself at home.
21:03All right.
21:08Oh, it's him.
21:11Oh, I recognize those muscular shoulders, that muscular neck, and that muscular hair.
21:21Anywhere.
21:22Who are you?
21:23Who are you?
21:24Who are you?
21:25Who are you?
21:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:32They're not the Mario and Luigi.
21:33We're, uh, Luigi and, uh, Mariana.
21:36We're the cousins.
21:37Yes.
21:38Though we're looking juicy like them, everybody does so.
21:42What you look like is the loony fruit.
21:43I'm out of here.
21:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:46We're gonna find the Mario and Luigi for you in just a minute.
21:48Hey, Luigi.
21:49Hit the road.
21:51Wait a minute.
21:52How come I always get in your dirty work hat?
21:56Tell me all about it yourself.
22:11Lilzy Wildzy.
22:12So cute.
22:13Poop-oop-oop-oop-poop-oop-oop-poop-oop-poop.
22:18Your foot is sort of on my leg.
22:19Tell me something.
22:20I don't know, Lyle.
22:21Are you bigger heads than the whole books?
22:24It's smelly.
22:29So wild.
22:30Hey, geez.
22:31Jeez, you got here early, huh?
22:34Luckily, you're not too late.
22:37Marianne, good to see you.
22:38Get lost.
22:41Luigi, can I talk to you?
22:43Sure.
22:44What's going on here?
22:45Lyle, I'm sorry.
22:47Mario and I went for refreshments.
22:48I got back as soon as I got here.
22:50Well, I met your cousin.
22:51Yeah, no, sorry about that.
22:54Luigi went to look for Mario and you.
22:57I'm starting to get worried.
22:58I better go look for them.
23:00Oh, good idea, Marianne.
23:01And while you're out there, check out Alaska.
23:04Lyle, don't forget tonight about the dancing.
23:08Dancing?
23:11Hey, Lyle.
23:12Whoa, I can't believe it.
23:13The guy's a legend.
23:15Hey, Lyle, good to see you.
23:16Yeah, well, it's nice to see you in pants.
23:18Yo, Mario, Marianne and Luigi were all over this poor guy.
23:22I got here just in time.
23:23Could you please excuse my dumb cousins, Lyle?
23:26Woo-hoo, Lyle!
23:27Lyle, Lyle, we have to say goodbye.
23:31Goodbye?
23:32I thought you wanted to go dancing.
23:34You know, we just spotted Mel Gibson, and we're going to track him home.
23:37Lucky break, huh, Lyle?
23:45Hey, Mel Gibson.
23:47What's wrong?
23:48I'm kind of looking forward to going dancing.
23:51I'm in the nerve of that Mel Gibson taking my girls.
23:55You're such a kid, Lyle.
23:57Ha-ha.
23:58Whoa.
23:59Till next time, everybody.
24:02To the Mario!
24:03Do the Mario!
24:09Swing your arms from side to side.
24:12Come on, it's time to go.
24:13Do the Mario!
24:14Take one step, and then again.
24:17Let's do the Mario!
24:19All together now!
24:21You got it!
24:24It's the Mario!
24:26Do the Mario!
24:28Swing your arms from side to side.
24:30Come on, it's time to go.
24:32Do the Mario!
24:33Take one step, and then again.
24:36Let's do the Mario!
24:37All together now!
24:40Come on now!
24:41Just like that!
24:43Jake!
24:52Jake!
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