00:00Yo, yo, it's the Mario Brothers
00:02Implumbing's the game
00:03Found a secret warp zone working on the drain
00:06Dealing the princess a hand into Mushroom Land
00:08Gonna actin' with the plumbers
00:09You'll be hooked on the brothers
00:12Now, evil Copa and his troopers
00:14Are up to misbehavin'
00:15They kidnap the princess Mushroom Land
00:18Abusin' and confusin' everybody who discovers
00:20They can't help but be hooked on the brothers
00:23Uh!
00:32Plumber's Log, number 704
00:34Our adventure-loving group
00:36Had arrived in Victoria
00:38Land of mystery, cloaks and daggers
00:41And screams in the night
00:42We had come to seek
00:44The help of the greatest detective
00:46Of all time
00:48Herlock Soames
00:49Herlock Soames said he'd meet us on this street
00:52At midnight
00:53Maybe he can help us free our people
00:55From the evil Copa
00:57We gotta find the dude first
00:59This fog is thicker than Mushroom Soup
01:03Did someone say soup?
01:05I'll have mine with a double order of spaghetti
01:07See that Mario
01:09He could pulverize a pasta factory
01:11And still have room for dessert
01:13Help!
01:14Huh?
01:15Woah!
01:21Holy ravioli!
01:23Someone's in trouble!
01:25Help!
01:26Help!
01:27This way!
01:31Mysterious meat sauce!
01:32Look!
01:36It's Herlock Soames' hat and magnifying glass
01:39But where's Soamesy Woosie?
01:42He must've been kidnapped
01:44K-Kidnapped?
01:46By who?
01:47That I'm gonna find out
01:48Or my name isn't Sherlock Mario
01:56That lasagna-loving Lunkhead
01:58That lasagna-loving Lunkhead'll never find us down here!
02:00And when Herlock Soames my prisoner
02:03I can now commit the criminal caper of the century!
02:07You'll never get away with it
02:09Professor Kupatati!
02:11Oh no?
02:12And who's gonna stop me?
02:14I'm afraid you're all tied up at the moment!
02:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All tied up! Ha ha! That's a good one, boss! Ha ha ha
02:23ha ha ha!
02:24Ouch!
02:25So, Mr. Smartypants Detective, I'll bet you can't guess what my next K-Purl will be!
02:32Elementary, my dear Cooperity
02:34You're going to break into the Tower of Victoria and steal a new weapon, the Retro-Rooter
02:41Alright, which one of you bonehead blabbermouth spilled the beans?
02:47I bet it was Mouser.
02:48Koopa Troopa, the big mouth.
02:51You're the one, you limburger-eaten liar.
02:56It was elementary, my dear Kooparity.
02:59That's just the kind of crime a crafty Koopa would commence.
03:05Quiet, you dim-witted thunderheads.
03:10We've got a Koopa-keeper to commence.
03:17So, this is Herlox Soames' famous home on Bunker Street.
03:23Hmm, what are we searching for?
03:26Elementary, my dear Fungus.
03:28A clue.
03:29Loony linguine.
03:31Mario thinks that hat makes him a detective.
03:39Hmm.
03:43Whoa.
03:51Don't give up.
03:52A good detective always uses his head.
03:55Ouch.
03:56Whoa.
04:00It's a dictator machine.
04:03And Koopaity's next move will be to steal the Retro Rooter from the Tower of Victoria.
04:10Great garlic.
04:11The Koopa's here in Victoria.
04:14I'll bet he kidnaps Soames.
04:16Let's catch that crummy Koopa and cool his cockamamie crime.
04:22These disguises were a great idea, boss.
04:25Of course it was a great idea.
04:27I thought of it, didn't I?
04:29Only a crafty Koopa can figure out a way into the Tower of Victoria.
04:38Great balls of cheese heals the Retro Rooter.
04:43Magic potion?
04:44Do your stunt.
04:50With this new weapon, I'm going to clog every drain in Victoria and flood the city with sewer water.
04:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
04:59Not so fast, Koopa clam apple.
05:02Rotten reptile.
05:04It's that pasta-eaten plumber.
05:06And his plumber's helpers.
05:08Launch the Koopa pack attack.
05:20Let's give these Koopa Clowns a taste of pasta power!
05:29So, we meet again, you grody green greaseball!
05:35Too bad for you, Poppet Face!
05:44Three hands are better than one!
05:49Hold still, you freaky fungus!
06:02Kilometers, Kalzo! Up in this army!
06:13Time to snare these linguiney-lickin' losers!
06:22We're trapped! Like hairballs in a drainpipe!
06:26This time, I'm sending you built brains to that great waterworks in the sky!
06:38We'll be right back after these messages!
06:43Stay tuned to the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
06:46We're back!
06:51You better let us go, Professor Pupiarty, or else!
06:55You don't scare me, you linguiney-lickin' losers!
06:59Uh-oh! Out for a bad scene! Look!
07:06In a few moments, you'll be sliced salami!
07:10Salam-gata-gophers!
07:18What are we gonna do?
07:21If only I could get the meatball sandwich out of my pocket!
07:25Suffer and spaghetti! How could you think of food at a time like this?
07:32Oh, that was a dream, my dear Luigi! Watch!
07:35Oh, oh, oh!
07:46Come on, Mamma Mia!
07:49Whoa! That was a close shave, dudes!
07:54Come on! Let's catch that crummy Koopa!
08:06The retro ruders almost hooked up, boss!
08:11Soon I'll be the vilest villain to ever victimize Victoria!
08:15What do you think of me now, Mr. Detective Defected?
08:19Elementary, my dear Kruparity.
08:22You're a cross between a lizard and an inferior species of toad.
08:26Your brain is smaller than a peanut.
08:28You got the lowest grades in your school
08:30and hold the world record for flanking kindergarten the most times.
08:33When you were little, the other Koopas nicknamed you lizard lips
08:36and never let you play with them.
08:37You were a naughty lily-lippered bully boy
08:39and wet the bed until you were 12.
08:46Gee, he knows you pretty good, boss!
08:51Who asked you, cheese brat?
08:55Nothing's back to work. We've got a Koopa capa to commence.
09:02How are we gonna find old Koopa Doopa's hideout?
09:08Elementary, my dear toad. We'll follow his trail. Look!
09:11A Koopa claw print?
09:15The search is on!
09:18It's not me who asks you,
09:22the hole is not too long.
09:23The find is not good.
09:36It's not good, Mr. Detective.
10:19The Koopa Cloak twins stop at this manhole!
10:25Bend down the hatch!
10:35The Retro Rooters ready, boss!
10:40Then let's sink this city in sewer water!
10:44That's so fast!
10:47Hold it right there!
10:49Koopa Creepo!
10:50Rotten cheese balls!
10:53It's those pepperoni plumbers!
10:55This time, you eggplant-eating idiots are too late!
10:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:20Koopa back!
11:21Attack!
11:24Let's clobber these Koopa Clawdhoppers.
11:33Whoa!
12:02Whoa!
12:03Whoa!
12:04Whoa!
12:05Whoa!
12:06Whoa!
12:08Whoa!
12:12Look!
12:13The water's draining back into the sewer.
12:21Ah!
12:23Coopanity, your Koopa caper is kaput.
12:28Then, as the old saying goes,
12:30he who Koops and runs away lives to Koop another day!
12:37Huh?
12:38Wow!
12:39He's escaping into a warp zone!
12:43Frustrating fettuccine, Koopa's got away again.
12:46Yes, but it's the last time that villain will ever visit Victoria.
12:52Thank you for saving Victoria from that renegade reptile.
12:58Ah!
12:58Don't mention it, detective dude!
13:02There must be some food around here somewhere.
13:05Hmm!
13:06Looks like a lunchbox!
13:09Mario!
13:11Don't put your hand in there!
13:14Ow!
13:18That's the killer kitty of the Cascavins!
13:21Oh!
13:23Oh!
13:23Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:26Oh!
13:28Oh!
13:29This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!
13:36Jolly good cartoon!
13:37Jolly good cartoon!
13:38Yeah, I was, man!
13:39It was cool!
13:39Yes!
13:41Now, we've gotten to the bottom of the case of the missing toothbrush!
13:44Yeah!
13:44We have the guilty party!
13:46We found out that it was the dude brothers, man!
13:48Crude and rude dude!
13:50Why did you guys steal my toothbrush, man?
13:52You guys don't even have teeth!
13:53We wasn't thinking it was stealing, man!
13:55We thought it was like a clever plot device to meet you guys, man!
13:58Yeah, like you're our total heroes, man!
14:01Yeah, but you're still gonna have to be reprimanded!
14:03You have to take, um, four million five hundred thousand toothbrushes
14:08and distribute them throughout this city!
14:11How about ten, man?
14:12Yeah!
14:13Ten?
14:14Okay!
14:15Um, because we're the guys we are, we'll let that go!
14:18Now, we're gonna let you check out Zelda!
14:20That's cool!
14:20Whoa!
14:27This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link!
14:30The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power!
14:39Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever!
14:42You must help me, Link!
14:44Hey, for you, Zelda, anything!
14:46Hey!
14:52I'll be back!
14:53Awww!
14:54Let me go, Marblehead!
14:57Ow!
14:58My toes!
15:07Awww!
15:10Awww!
15:13Awww!
15:14Awww!
15:15Awww!
15:16Awww!
15:19Awww!
15:20Awww!
15:23On my way, Princess!
15:34I certainly hope that Zelda and Link get here soon!
16:00Hey, Grootman! Hey, Grootman!
16:03Co-MC and Tommy Treehugger went to go get those ten brushes, man, so we can, like, pass them out.
16:08Yeah, man, like, we are totally members!
16:11Oh, that's right, man. Club Mario is really cool!
16:14Way cool! And if you're too cool, you can be way cool!
16:19Hey, well, now that we're members, maybe we can do that satellite surfing gig, man, what do you say?
16:23Well, let's take a look, but first, psychopath!
16:27Hi, I'm...
16:38This has gotta be, like, the most famous beach in San Diego, dude!
16:42Definitely one of them, you know, where they swim, they sun, and they snorkel, dude!
16:47All those funny S-words!
16:49Too cool!
16:52Hey, you guys look great!
16:53You guys are almost as good on TV as we are, man!
16:56Too cool!
16:57And you guys remember, you can only be true members of Club Mario if you do your community service!
17:01Oh, you got it, man!
17:02We had an awesome show today, man! Sherlock Holmes Day!
17:05What's going on with you guys next, man?
17:07Oh, man, we're gonna be way cool!
17:10All right, man!
17:11Listen, we'll see you next time on Club Mario, man!
17:14I am Tommy 300, peace, love, and recycle!
17:16I am Co-MC, staying an expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less!
17:21Wow!
17:21We'll see you next time, dudes, on Club Mario!
17:23Where the airwaves are always!
17:27Hey!
17:27Cyclops!
17:30We'll be right back after these messages!
17:53D-Coh Mario!
17:56D-Coh Mario!
17:57Here at the club!
18:00D-Coh Mario!
18:01Oh, man!
18:03It's my computer!
18:03Yeah, it's our club!
18:06We'll see you next time!
18:06This is our club!
18:09Oh, man!
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