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00:00:00Everybody not ready to go?
00:00:02Wait, what do they say?
00:00:04They say welcome to the Asbury Spectacular.
00:00:06Alright, ready to go?
00:00:08Alright.
00:00:10Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:21Welcome to the Asbury Spectacular!
00:00:25Come take a ride!
00:00:31With the weirdest guy I know!
00:00:33It's Wednesday night!
00:00:36How do you sit and go?
00:00:38The Chris Gathers Show!
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00:01:15Welcome everybody to this very special edition of The Chris Gethard Show.
00:01:25I'm your host, Chris Gethard.
00:01:26I want to say hi to everybody watching my new stream.
00:01:29And everybody live in this guy Eric's living room here at Asbury University.
00:01:35Call us tonight.
00:01:36We're going to be playing in Asbury.
00:01:38You can call the Dice Game.
00:01:39You can call us at this number.
00:01:40We're going to get to as many numbers as we can.
00:01:43As many phone calls as we can.
00:01:44We've already got some people on the line.
00:01:46Just keep trying to call.
00:01:47We'll get to as many as we can.
00:01:48That's 859-474-0761.
00:01:52859-474-0761.
00:01:54I hear some of you guys trying to call.
00:01:55Just keep calling.
00:01:56We'll get to as many calls as we can.
00:01:58Let's explain a couple things.
00:02:00Hey, who's this guy?
00:02:01Hey, come on in, man.
00:02:02What's your name?
00:02:03Who are you guys?
00:02:05Yeah!
00:02:06Sadie is welcome.
00:02:07You're on The Chris Gethard Show right now.
00:02:09Welcome.
00:02:10What's your name?
00:02:11Logan.
00:02:11Logan, welcome.
00:02:11You're currently on The Chris Gethard Show.
00:02:13Yeah!
00:02:14Greg, welcome.
00:02:16You're currently on The Chris Gethard Show.
00:02:17So, right, we usually broadcast out of the Manhattan neighborhood network, the public
00:02:22access channel in New York City.
00:02:24But right now, we are not in New York City.
00:02:25We're in Wilmore, Kentucky, because we're in the middle of a trip called Bonnaroo-Gethard.
00:02:29Tomorrow night, we will be performing at the Bonnaroo Festival.
00:02:32Tonight is our last night crashing somewhere.
00:02:34We have crashed all over the place.
00:02:36Right?
00:02:36Banana Man, Rob Malone, we crashed.
00:02:37Alex drove us to Vegas, where we crashed with Tommy Guns.
00:02:40And then Aaron drove us to Flagstaff, where we crashed with Andrew and Brennan.
00:02:4595% of America.
00:02:47Yeah, we went to Denver.
00:02:48We met Sam Talent.
00:02:49Nicole drove us into Kansas.
00:02:51Jacob Layha put us in his fire truck.
00:02:53Harper in Kansas helped us out.
00:02:55And then...
00:02:55Sounds about right.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57Oh, the Colorado.
00:02:58Yeah, I already covered Colorado.
00:02:59Oh, yeah.
00:03:00The Hooks family.
00:03:01The Hooks family helped us out.
00:03:02And then Andrea and Megan last night drove us to St. Louis, where our man, Nathan Swagner,
00:03:07picked us up and brought us.
00:03:11So we didn't think we were going to be able to have a Chris Gathering show tonight, but
00:03:14as you can see, this is not our full studio.
00:03:16This is a living room, but we're happy to bring you a show nonetheless.
00:03:18So who from Asbury wants to step up and explain the tradition known as the dice game?
00:03:22Dad.
00:03:23All right, who?
00:03:24Dad.
00:03:24Anybody.
00:03:25I just met that guy.
00:03:26Anybody.
00:03:27You brought it to our school.
00:03:28Daddy, so you brought the dice game to our school, so we've got a 20-sided die.
00:03:31And we're going to explain.
00:03:32So people basically make dares.
00:03:35Yeah, basically you take the dice and you decide a dare.
00:03:40Talk to there.
00:03:40Talk to there.
00:03:41Tell them.
00:03:41Talk to the world.
00:03:42Yes, the whole world.
00:03:43No one can see your head.
00:03:45I'm too tall.
00:03:45There we go, yes.
00:03:46Okay, so basically you make a dare on a number.
00:03:50So make a dare.
00:03:52Okay, like if you hit the number, you get to hit me in the face.
00:03:56Okay, so if I hit a six, I get to punch you in the face.
00:04:00Hit.
00:04:00Slap.
00:04:02I'll punch you.
00:04:02You're not going to punch me in the face.
00:04:03I literally just met you.
00:04:04If you agree to it and I get the six, that means I get to do it.
00:04:07Okay, and what if you miss?
00:04:09Then nothing happens.
00:04:09Then nothing.
00:04:10I don't get to hit you in the face.
00:04:11Then we can do another dare.
00:04:11Okay, so we're going to give our callers three numbers.
00:04:14So you call up.
00:04:15You get to have three numbers.
00:04:16We've got all sorts of stuff lying around this apartment.
00:04:18If any of your three numbers hit, that thing will happen.
00:04:21Sounds good.
00:04:22All right, so thank you for the explanation test.
00:04:24So callers, you're going to call up.
00:04:25You're going to pick three numbers.
00:04:26You're going to call at 859-474-0761.
00:04:29That's 859-474-0761.
00:04:32You're going to pick three numbers.
00:04:33If you roll one of those numbers, we're going to go ahead.
00:04:36We're going to do something crazy.
00:04:37We've got our man Job.
00:04:37I'm the musical guest tonight.
00:04:39Right?
00:04:39I got that one.
00:04:40Job will come back up later.
00:04:42For now, let's get to our first call.
00:04:44Zach in Maryland.
00:04:45How are you?
00:04:47Good.
00:04:48Okay, Zach.
00:04:48So you heard us on Doug Loves Movies.
00:04:50We want to say thank you to Doug Benson for helping us out with the Bonnery Gethers project.
00:04:55So, Zach, you're going to pick three numbers.
00:04:57If you hit one of your three numbers, the world's greatest dancer, Rob Malone, and Banana Man,
00:05:02are going to fight with two different pool noodle flotation devices.
00:05:06So what three numbers do you want to pick?
00:05:10What's that?
00:05:12What are your three numbers, Zach?
00:05:15Did we just lose Zach?
00:05:17I think he said four.
00:05:19I don't think he said anything.
00:05:20Zach hung up.
00:05:21Zach was waiting on the line for over 15 minutes, and then technical difficulties meant we hung
00:05:25up on him.
00:05:27Let's go ahead.
00:05:27Let's get another caller.
00:05:29Uh-oh.
00:05:29This is getting awkward.
00:05:31This is getting really awkward.
00:05:34Another caller.
00:05:35859-474-0761.
00:05:39859-474-0761.
00:05:43Andrew, I think we just take the calls as they come in, right?
00:05:45Let's just take the calls as they come in.
00:05:46859-474-0761.
00:05:49You get to play the dice game.
00:05:50If your number hits, you will cause Rob Malone, Banana Man, Tide.
00:05:56Let's see.
00:05:56Who's on the line right now?
00:05:59Hello?
00:06:00Yes, who is this?
00:06:02Hey, it's Christy from Long Island.
00:06:04Christy from Long Island.
00:06:05Welcome back to the show.
00:06:06Good to hear from you again.
00:06:08Christy, we're in Wilmore, Kentucky.
00:06:10I'm going to ask you to pick three numbers.
00:06:11I'm going to roll the dice if one of your three numbers hits.
00:06:14Banana Man and Rob Malone will hit each other with foam devices.
00:06:16What?
00:06:16I think I'm a little comfortable, and I don't know what it does.
00:06:18That's referred to as constipated, not congested in the anal area.
00:06:23It's called constipation.
00:06:26Is this the entire name of the numbers?
00:06:27There's no real anal.
00:06:28What?
00:06:29What was that, Rachel?
00:06:32I hear what you're saying, but it sounded like someone just said anal.
00:06:35Yes, we did.
00:06:36We did say anal.
00:06:38Rachel, let's move on.
00:06:38You're going to pick three numbers.
00:06:40If you hit, I'm going to let someone...
00:06:41I'm going to pick three.
00:06:43Okay, three.
00:06:45Okay, I pick...
00:06:47What was that?
00:06:51Four.
00:06:53I heard four.
00:06:55Yeah, and 12.
00:06:57Four and 12, and one more.
00:07:00And 20.
00:07:02Four, 12, and 20.
00:07:03If you hit, if you hit, here's what's going to happen, everybody.
00:07:06I'm going to randomly hand someone this air horn, and they are free to blast it in someone else's ear at any time.
00:07:13Is that okay?
00:07:13Is that okay?
00:07:13What's your name, sir?
00:07:18What's your name?
00:07:19Hezekiah.
00:07:20Hezekiah.
00:07:20I'll be giving an air horn to Hezekiah.
00:07:23Hezekiah, are you a person who will hesitate to blast an air horn at random inches?
00:07:26Okay, so you said four, was it four, 12, and what else?
00:07:31Four, 12, and 20.
00:07:32Let's go, Rachel.
00:07:33Five.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:35I'm sorry.
00:07:36Let's get to our...
00:07:36Our next call, remember, you can call in 859-474-0761.
00:07:42That's 859-474-0761.
00:07:46Call some.
00:07:47Hello, who is this?
00:07:48You're on the air.
00:07:50Oh, hey.
00:07:51I'm the restaurant.
00:07:52What's that?
00:07:53What's your name?
00:07:53I'm the S for Massachusetts.
00:07:57Okay, so you're going to be playing the dice game.
00:08:00You're going to pick three numbers.
00:08:01If you get the number right, I'm going to give that guy named Hezekiah an air horn.
00:08:04He seems way too excited about it.
00:08:06Way too excited about it.
00:08:07What numbers do you want to pick?
00:08:11Seven.
00:08:12Seven.
00:08:14Sixteen.
00:08:15Seven, sixteen, and what was the other one?
00:08:17Two and a half.
00:08:18There is no two and a half.
00:08:20It's a die.
00:08:20Okay, it's on a two.
00:08:22A two.
00:08:22Seven, sixteen, and two.
00:08:23Let's roll.
00:08:25Sixteen.
00:08:27Sixteen.
00:08:31You have given a man with no morals an air horn to disrupt this show for the rest of
00:08:35the time.
00:08:36Wow, Hezekiah, how are you feeling about the air horn?
00:08:39What's your strategy going to be?
00:08:40I'm just going to go for it.
00:08:41Oh, my God.
00:08:42Why did you do it to yourself?
00:08:44Why did you do that to yourself?
00:08:46Why did you do that?
00:08:47Why would you do that to yourself?
00:08:49Why would you never?
00:08:50You really, that looks horrible.
00:08:52That looked really horrible.
00:08:54Oh!
00:08:56Okay, Hezekiah has an hour for the rest of the show.
00:09:01Thank you, Paul.
00:09:03Let's go ahead.
00:09:05Let's get our next caller.
00:09:06Let's get our next caller on the air.
00:09:09Are we on the air?
00:09:10Okay, quiet on the set, please.
00:09:13Quiet on the set.
00:09:14Who is our next caller?
00:09:16Our next caller is coming in.
00:09:18Let's do it.
00:09:19Our old friend.
00:09:20It looks like a...
00:09:20No, he hung up.
00:09:23Who else?
00:09:25Let's call up.
00:09:26Eight, five, nine, four, seven, four, zero, seven, six, one.
00:09:29Eight, five, nine, four, seven, four, zero, seven, six, one.
00:09:32Call up.
00:09:33Play the dice game.
00:09:34Chris, we do have a 12-sided die, which means more chances.
00:09:37Wow.
00:09:38We've done pretty well so far.
00:09:41Okay, quiet on the set, please.
00:09:43Hello, you're on the air.
00:09:44Welcome to the Gether Show.
00:09:46Hey, Chris Gether.
00:09:47Who's this?
00:09:50Patrick from Manhattan.
00:09:51Hey, Patrick.
00:09:52I know you.
00:09:54How's it going, Patrick?
00:09:55How's it going?
00:09:56Patrick, you're going to play the dice game.
00:09:58If you win, Banana Man's going to put this target around his neck, and we're going to
00:10:02let one of our random audience members try to shoot that target with three shots of
00:10:05a toy ball and arrow.
00:10:07Is there anything you want to talk about before we change the dice game?
00:10:11No, you guys all look a lot better than I thought you would.
00:10:14Yeah, well, we got to sleep in.
00:10:15Our friend Kara Chapman let us sleep in her grandmother's house today.
00:10:18Yay!
00:10:22Grandma!
00:10:23Grandma!
00:10:24Grandma!
00:10:25Grandma!
00:10:26Grandma!
00:10:27Grandma!
00:10:27Grandma!
00:10:28Grandma!
00:10:28Grandma!
00:10:28Grandma!
00:10:30What's that?
00:10:32All right.
00:10:33What's going on?
00:10:34Umama.
00:10:34Her name's Umama.
00:10:35Umama.
00:10:36Okay, so, Patrick, you're going to pick three numbers.
00:10:39If you hit, we're going to hand this ball and arrow to someone.
00:10:42They're going to shoot it, Banana Man, and if they hit the target, they win.
00:10:44What are your three numbers?
00:10:46One to 20.
00:10:46I'm going to be able to, uh, four, eight, and 15.
00:10:50Four, eight, and 15.
00:10:51Let's roll.
00:10:5315!
00:10:53Oh, yeah!
00:10:54Awesome.
00:10:55Looks like Flash is going to get it.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:56Let's clear out some space.
00:10:58Banana Man, you're going to run around, Fletch.
00:10:59You get three shots.
00:11:00Three shots to hit Banana Man on the target.
00:11:03On that target.
00:11:03You've got that two-foot space right there.
00:11:05Two-foot space.
00:11:07Point blank.
00:11:10Rain for the target.
00:11:11I think this one might suck.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:13Oh, that's a good place to be.
00:11:14Turn a little to the...
00:11:17Come closer.
00:11:19Let's pick up the pace, Fletch.
00:11:20Right here.
00:11:21Right here.
00:11:22Perfect.
00:11:23Perfect.
00:11:23Yes, perfect.
00:11:24In the space.
00:11:25Move.
00:11:28One.
00:11:28So close.
00:11:30I think this one might be the worst one so far.
00:11:34Okay, close.
00:11:35All right.
00:11:36Put it on the face.
00:11:37Patrick, you caused this.
00:11:38Do it for what?
00:11:38Do it for the chicken?
00:11:40No!
00:11:40No!
00:11:41Oh!
00:11:42Oh!
00:11:44Yeah!
00:11:44Okay!
00:11:46Patrick!
00:11:47Oh, man!
00:11:48Fletch!
00:11:49Fletch just shot Banana Man in the...
00:11:51What was that, Patrick?
00:11:55That was Banana Man in the room there, and I'm totally excited.
00:11:57Yes, I know.
00:11:58You just caused Banana Man to get shot in the face by an arrow, and when he reeled backwards
00:12:02in pain, he was blasted with an air horn from behind in what was a beautiful, beautiful
00:12:07vehicle.
00:12:07Free Wednesday night.
00:12:08Patrick, thank you for calling.
00:12:09We will see you when we get home.
00:12:11We miss you.
00:12:11Let's get more calls.
00:12:12It's 859-474-0761.
00:12:16Do we have more calls, Andrew?
00:12:17Oh, yeah!
00:12:18Let's get these calls going.
00:12:20And I just also, I do want to say so much, thank you to a friend of ours.
00:12:24His name is Shelby.
00:12:25He is the guy from Asbury who spread the virus.
00:12:27That is the Chris Gethard Show.
00:12:29It's super weird.
00:12:31A few minutes since we've had a call.
00:12:33Chris, what was your favorite part?
00:12:35My favorite part?
00:12:36I'll tell you, I've had so many favorite parts.
00:12:37And J.D. should go as well.
00:12:38I know, everybody should.
00:12:40I've had so many favorite parts.
00:12:42I really like meeting Sam Talent in Denver.
00:12:44I like throwing ninja stars in Albuquerque.
00:12:47The Rodriguez family is a highlight.
00:12:49The Rodriguez family was a beautiful family.
00:12:52And we can't thank everybody else.
00:12:53Why didn't you tell an anecdote that wasn't in any of the videos that we put out?
00:12:56Something that didn't show up in a video was that when J.D. and I were trapped for seven
00:13:00hours at the Hopi Travel Plaza, which is on Hopi Native American land, embedded in Navajo
00:13:05Native American land, we were trying to hitchhike.
00:13:08A homeless woman brandishing a stick yelled at us and told me I could pass for a homeless.
00:13:14All right.
00:13:15I believe we have another caller on the line who wants to play the dice game.
00:13:18Not positive.
00:13:19Do we have a call?
00:13:21Goodbye.
00:13:22Goodbye?
00:13:22I know.
00:13:23You got to be quicker on the draw.
00:13:25Oh, no.
00:13:26Did we lose our call?
00:13:27Whoever just tried to call, call right back.
00:13:29You will play the dice game.
00:13:30If you win, we will just literally hand the bat to someone in this room and we will see what
00:13:35happens.
00:13:37J.D., your favorite part of the trip.
00:13:40Not into it.
00:13:40J.D. does not want to appear on camera.
00:13:43Okay.
00:13:43Should we have someone here roll the dice?
00:13:46Oh, that could be good.
00:13:49Hello?
00:13:49Do we have a caller?
00:13:51Wait, we tried to call a guy back.
00:13:54Oh, Shelby.
00:13:57Shelby's on the phone right now.
00:13:58Oh, we overloaded Google Voice.
00:14:01We just got a text message from our friend Corey Palmer back in New York.
00:14:05We have apparently overloaded our Google Voice account.
00:14:09So just use your real number.
00:14:11No, absolutely not.
00:14:12We have 39 minutes of show.
00:14:14I think it's just hitting.
00:14:1639 minutes of show, but just bear with us.
00:14:18Just put them on live.
00:14:19Google Voice.
00:14:21Okay, wait.
00:14:21I think we might have a call.
00:14:23It may have worked.
00:14:24Caller, are you there?
00:14:26Hey, how are you?
00:14:27I'm good.
00:14:28Who's this?
00:14:29This is Josh Linewine.
00:14:31Josh, how's it going, man?
00:14:34Doing good.
00:14:34How are you?
00:14:35I have those camo shorts.
00:14:37You have a what?
00:14:38I have camo shorts.
00:14:39Just like...
00:14:40Yeah, I've been wearing these camo shorts on the road, and I feel like I don't really
00:14:44like wearing shorts, but these have become the official uniform of the Bonnaroo Gether experience.
00:14:50That's cool.
00:14:50Can I ask Banana Man a question?
00:14:51Okay, but you are stepping on the human fish's toes.
00:14:54Banana Man, step forward.
00:14:55Josh, what's your question for Banana Man?
00:14:58It's Bonnaroo versus Bonfire of the Vanity.
00:15:02Wow, now someone's asking me directly.
00:15:04Now, you are at a crossroads with Banana Man over whether or not you steal.
00:15:08Banana Man.
00:15:09What's he thinking?
00:15:11Banana Man.
00:15:13I'm going to go for Bonnaroo, but I also want to say, I don't...
00:15:19The human fish should be doing this.
00:15:20It shouldn't be me.
00:15:21You still did it.
00:15:23But Bonnaroo.
00:15:23You still did it.
00:15:25All right, Josh, do you want to play the dice game while you're on the line?
00:15:28Yeah, definitely.
00:15:30Okay, pick three numbers.
00:15:3112, 15, and 20.
00:15:3612, 15, and 20.
00:15:3715 is really tough.
00:15:38Okay, let's roll it.
00:15:4017.
00:15:41I'm sorry, Josh, you do not win the dice game.
00:15:43This bat does not get handed to a random person at Asbury University.
00:15:49All right, do we have another call?
00:15:51Our next caller.
00:15:52Welcome to the show.
00:15:54Hello, you're on the show.
00:15:55Who's this?
00:15:57Hey, this is Colin from Toys and Toney Instruments.
00:16:00Hey!
00:16:00Colin, what's up, man?
00:16:02Toys and Toney Instruments, lottery ticket.
00:16:05Colin, you're the man.
00:16:06A great friend of the show.
00:16:07Toys and Toney Instruments are a fantastic fan.
00:16:10Go!
00:16:10Yeah!
00:16:12Yeah!
00:16:14Yeah!
00:16:14So many people!
00:16:28So many people!
00:16:33Wow! Wow, that horn is wow. All right, Joe. Killing it. Killing it. All right, that is not a song you expect to hear played at a Christian university at all.
00:17:01Joe's breaking barriers. All right, we've got another caller on the line, an old friend of ours. Random Gene, welcome back to the show.
00:17:13Hi, Chris. How are you? I'm good, Gene. How are you?
00:17:17Good. I'm glad you're not dead. Me too. I came close a couple times.
00:17:23Hey, can you say hi to Joey for me? Joey, yes. Our friend Joey came all the way from Louisville. Joey, come on here.
00:17:29Joey is a good friend of mine, a true connoisseur of comedy, and a true fan of Morrissey. True.
00:17:34And I think we are friends because of that, even though we live very far away.
00:17:37Hey, Joey. It's nice to see you. You too, Gene. How are you?
00:17:41Good, yeah. I met at the Morrissey concert on the sandwich night in LA.
00:17:49I told Chris that I rubbed it in his face that we were at Morrissey while there was sandwich night going on.
00:17:54Yeah, yeah. But sandwich night was pretty fun. Okay, that was fun.
00:17:58Yes. So, Gene, do you want to play the dice game?
00:18:00Yeah, sure.
00:18:02Okay, so you pick three numbers between 1 and 20. If the dice comes up in your favor, I just hand this back to someone.
00:18:08What are your three numbers, Gene? Okay, I guess 11, 11, and 18.
00:18:1911, 7, and 18. 14. I'm sorry, Random Gene. You do not win the dice game.
00:18:27Thank you for the call, Random Gene. We miss you. Hope you're doing well.
00:18:32Awesome. Bye, Gene.
00:18:34Okay, we've got another caller on the line, I believe. Caller, welcome to the show. What's up?
00:18:39Hey, Chris. It's Omar.
00:18:41Omar! My man. Omar, you're my man. How are you?
00:18:45Very good, and yourself?
00:18:48I'm good. I've had some good days on the road, some rough days on the road, but right now I'm feeling great.
00:18:53I got the adrenaline rush of being here live from Wilmore, Kentucky. You know what I'm saying?
00:18:58You know what I'm saying? Our first ever show, not in New York City.
00:19:03I know, and I'm missing it.
00:19:06No, Omar. You're here with us, always in spirit. You know that, Omar.
00:19:10Yeah, I know. I just hope you are doing great.
00:19:15We are. We're having a real fun time tonight. Hey, Omar, how would you...
00:19:19Yeah, I'm watching your show, and it's amazing that I can play the guitar and rock out.
00:19:26Yeah, you're talking about Joe, but he really can. He really can.
00:19:30I'm enjoying it.
00:19:32Okay, so Omar, do you want to play the dice game?
00:19:35Of course.
00:19:36Okay, so pick three numbers, between one and twenty.
00:19:40Okay, six, nine, and eight.
00:19:45Six, nine, and eight. Let's see it.
00:19:49Yep.
00:19:50It was a ten. It was a ten, Omar. You have not won the dice game. This bat remains safely in my hands.
00:19:56Oh, man.
00:19:57Hey, Omar, that's okay. You'll get him next time. Thank you so much for the call.
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03Fuck you. You put Rob Malone...
00:20:04Why me? Why me?
00:20:06Stay into him.
00:20:08You put him...
00:20:09Now, how does it feel to make Rob Malone literally fall onto his face?
00:20:12Come here, get here.
00:20:13Don't do that.
00:20:14Amazing. It hurts.
00:20:16No, you can't say someone to don't do that anymore.
00:20:18My ear hurts.
00:20:19Come on.
00:20:20You have to edit the rest of your...
00:20:22Okay, who's this?
00:20:23Is this still Omar?
00:20:24Okay, Omar, we're gonna get going, okay?
00:20:27Okay, enjoy yourself. Be safe.
00:20:30We will. You too, Omar.
00:20:33Okay, do we have another caller or no?
00:20:35859-474-0761.
00:20:38That is 859-474-0761.
00:20:43Give us a call.
00:20:44Hey, what's up? How are you, sir?
00:20:45Good.
00:20:46My name's Chris.
00:20:47Caleb.
00:20:48Caleb, you are currently on The Chris Gethard Show.
00:20:50Hi, how are you?
00:20:51Hi.
00:20:52What's your name?
00:20:53Thank you guys so much for being on our poorly produced television show.
00:20:57Call us at 859-474-0761.
00:21:00Don't make fun of my weird claw-like hands.
00:21:03Do we have a caller?
00:21:04No caller.
00:21:05859-474-0761.
00:21:09We need your calls.
00:21:10We're out here.
00:21:11We're on the road.
00:21:12We're making our way across the country with no plan.
00:21:14And we need you guys to call us.
00:21:16It helps us feel good about what we're doing.
00:21:18No calls makes us feel completely alone and like this all was a big waste of time.
00:21:22So 859-474-0761.
00:21:25859-474-0761.
00:21:2927 minutes of show left.
00:21:32Do not know what the next punishment is after we hand this bat out.
00:21:37But they're going to start getting really twisted.
00:21:39So let's please call us up.
00:21:42What should we do in the meantime?
00:21:44Let's talk to our Asbury fans.
00:21:46Oh, okay.
00:21:47Let's go ahead.
00:21:48Let's get Nathan Swagner up here.
00:21:50Now, Nathan, thank you so much for all your help.
00:21:56You've called the show.
00:21:57You're one of the early supporters of the show here at Asbury.
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:01We watch it with Shelby all the time.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Well, thank you for doing that.
00:22:04Now, this morning you woke up in St. Louis.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:07Do you want to describe the condition?
00:22:09You picked me up.
00:22:10I had eaten at a Waffle House with my previous ride.
00:22:12They left.
00:22:13What was the scene you came upon when you came to pick me up?
00:22:16Well, first I parked inside the Waffle House parking lot and then I looked around inside the Waffle House assuming he might be there because I thought the graveyard was just a joke on Twitter.
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26And then I realized you weren't there.
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:29So I thought he might seriously be sleeping out in the graveyard.
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33And I walked outside the Waffle House, looked across the street and saw just a figure that I realized was you.
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40Standing outside the gate of the graveyard.
00:22:43Yeah, I spent about 45 minutes in that graveyard.
00:22:45I'm sorry.
00:22:46I left you there.
00:22:47No, that's okay.
00:22:48There was an abandoned house inside the graveyard and I also saw two rabbits but then hallucinated about eight other rabbits.
00:22:55I was pretty out of it.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59And how awkward was it that I almost immediately fell asleep in your car when we had just met minutes prior?
00:23:05I mean, we had a good five minute conversation.
00:23:08Five minutes of talking.
00:23:09Five or ten, I don't know.
00:23:10Then three hours of you driving while I slept.
00:23:14Yes.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16And then when I woke up, I went into a pretty angry rant about the state of my career.
00:23:19I don't want to say I was angry.
00:23:20It was very...
00:23:21Passionate.
00:23:22It was very informative.
00:23:23It was informative and passionate.
00:23:24I learned a lot about Chris and what you did.
00:23:26You basically asked me, how did you get into comedy?
00:23:29Yes.
00:23:30And my answer was 45 minutes long.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:34I mean, I honestly thought you'd just be like, oh yeah, I did some shows and stuff and that would be it.
00:23:38And then you went on for about an hour about...
00:23:40I thought it was great.
00:23:41I loved it.
00:23:42Okay.
00:23:43That's good.
00:23:44I thought it was really interesting.
00:23:45And then I talked for an hour and I believe I ended by saying, those are the bullet points.
00:23:50And he said, this is what I think of every day.
00:23:53That's all.
00:23:54I sadly said, that's what I think about every day.
00:23:57Yes.
00:23:58When we talked about if the Chris Gethard show will ever go to more legitimate television.
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:02I talked for an hour and said, those are the bullet points.
00:24:04Then in quiet defeat said, this is what I think about every day.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10So Nathan, you brought us here.
00:24:11How would you like to play the dice game?
00:24:13Sure.
00:24:14Why not?
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:16I would say 12, 6, and 3.
00:24:1912, 6, 3, 13.
00:24:22Aww.
00:24:23Sorry about that, Nathan Swagner.
00:24:25But thank you for being on the show.
00:24:27In the meantime, call us up.
00:24:29859-474-0761.
00:24:32859-474-0761.
00:24:34Caller, welcome to the show.
00:24:35Who's this?
00:24:38Shelby.
00:24:39Who?
00:24:41Shelby.
00:24:43This is Shelby?
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:46Hold on.
00:24:47That was my mom.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49Shelby's mom on the show.
00:24:52In front of you and behind you.
00:24:55Wait.
00:24:56Hey Shelby, can I talk to your mom again?
00:24:58What?
00:24:59Am I allowed to talk to your mom again or no?
00:25:02Yeah, you can talk to my mom if you want.
00:25:05Okay.
00:25:06I would love that.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:08Here she is.
00:25:09Hey.
00:25:10Hi.
00:25:11How are you, ma'am?
00:25:12Good.
00:25:13If it's been up to me, he wouldn't have been up there with you.
00:25:17I know.
00:25:18I just wanted to say your son's been a great supporter of our show.
00:25:21And I don't know, I've never met him in person, but we've talked a bunch online.
00:25:24I think he's a great kid.
00:25:25I understand that you can't just let your kids run all over the country.
00:25:29Shelby, I wish he was here.
00:25:30I hope I get to meet him again at some point, because it seems like you've done a real good
00:25:33job raising a real nice son.
00:25:35That's a good thought.
00:25:36Y'all have to come to Butler and do a show here.
00:25:40I would love to come do a show there sometime.
00:25:42And if the way we can get Shelby to come to a live show is to go to Shelby, then we'll
00:25:48do that someday.
00:25:49Because I really like the guy.
00:25:50Where is he?
00:25:51He's a good guy.
00:25:54So thank you, Shelby.
00:25:56Thank you so much.
00:25:58All right.
00:25:59So Shelby, are you back?
00:26:01Yeah, yeah.
00:26:02So Shelby, let's explain to all the other viewers.
00:26:04And you can be honest.
00:26:05You know our show is about honesty.
00:26:07You spread this Asbury college.
00:26:11You spread our show to Asbury and we're here.
00:26:14And you're not here.
00:26:15Explain your actual emotional state in light of that situation.
00:26:19Anger and sadness, but more sadness.
00:26:23More sadness.
00:26:24What percentage sadness versus anger would you say?
00:26:28What?
00:26:29What percent sad, what percent angry?
00:26:34Did you say percentage?
00:26:36I can't understand.
00:26:37Yes, yes.
00:26:38Percentage.
00:26:39Probably 70, 75 sadness, 25 anger.
00:26:4575 sad, 25 angry.
00:26:46Well, like I just told you, Mom, you're a huge supporter of the show.
00:26:50That means so much to us.
00:26:52Wish you were here.
00:26:53We've been joking with you all day.
00:26:55But I wanted to make sure that you knew that we really do wish you were here, all jokes aside.
00:27:04Yeah, I wish I could be here too.
00:27:07Okay, that was a heartbreaking response.
00:27:09Let's go ahead and play the dice game.
00:27:12You picked three numbers, Shelby.
00:27:14Um, five, sixteen, and thirteen.
00:27:20Five, sixteen, thirteen.
00:27:22Five!
00:27:23Shelby, you won!
00:27:24Shelby, you won!
00:27:25I was going to give the bat, let's go ahead and give the bat to Coop, a.k.a. Zach Cooper, a.k.a. the sun man.
00:27:35The man dressed as the sun.
00:27:36The sun himself.
00:27:37Coop, how are you?
00:27:38I'm good.
00:27:39You're one of our more fervent supporters here at Asbury.
00:27:42Yes.
00:27:43Thank you for having us at your lovely campus tonight.
00:27:44No problem.
00:27:45We love it.
00:27:46Now, what sorts of things can we expect you to do with that bat?
00:27:48Ooh.
00:27:49I don't know.
00:27:50I can do anything.
00:27:51You're allowed to do whatever you want with that bat.
00:27:53Gosh, it's so much fun.
00:27:54You can just sit on the couch with the bat.
00:27:55You can start going buck wild and start fist fights with the bat.
00:27:58It's all up to you.
00:27:59Me first.
00:28:00Fist fights with the bat.
00:28:01So I just got to go crazy?
00:28:02You can.
00:28:03It's up to you how crazy you want to go.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:05Well, everybody, they're a duck because I'm swinging now!
00:28:07Yeah!
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:17Coop hitting other audience members.
00:28:19Shelby, we love you.
00:28:20Thank you for the call.
00:28:21I believe we have another caller on the line.
00:28:23Callers who just tried to call, keep calling back.
00:28:26I think we do.
00:28:27We're about to have another.
00:28:28Not so much.
00:28:29Maybe.
00:28:30Oh, what?
00:28:31I don't even know what we'll do next, though.
00:28:32Remember, 859-474-0761.
00:28:37You have 20 minutes left to call.
00:28:39859-474-0761.
00:28:42Hello.
00:28:43Who am I talking to right now?
00:28:45Hey, it's Cory in New York.
00:28:47Cory in New York.
00:28:48How's it going?
00:28:49I'm good.
00:28:50How are you, Chris?
00:28:51I'm good.
00:28:52Cory, is this Cory who works on our show or a different Cory?
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:55Yeah.
00:28:56Alright, Cory.
00:28:57Good stuff.
00:28:58So, what's up?
00:28:59What do you want to talk about?
00:29:00You're going to play the dice game.
00:29:01I don't know what's going to happen with it, but it's going to involve a broken jump rope.
00:29:07Okay.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:09So, Cory, anything else you want to talk about, or do you just want to play the dice game?
00:29:14Um, well, you know what?
00:29:16While I play the dice game, would it be possible one year old to dice, someone back behind you
00:29:21to maybe drop a beat, and Rob will only do a quick little dance.
00:29:24Alright.
00:29:25Okay, Rob.
00:29:26Rob, did you hear that?
00:29:27Cory!
00:29:28Cory!
00:29:29I hate to say this.
00:29:31Rob, move on inexplicably.
00:29:32Oh, he's back.
00:29:33He just left.
00:29:34Rob, Cory Palmer, who works on our show, is asking if you're willing to do a dance if
00:29:38this crowd collectively makes a beat.
00:29:40Okay, so Asbury University, let's drop a beat.
00:29:42Lead us off, Nathan.
00:29:43Thank you, Connor.
00:29:44And I got to say, we went to a lot of states, a lot of people talking about Connor Ratliff.
00:30:00Well, that's what I like to hear.
00:30:02That's what I like to hear.
00:30:03Okay.
00:30:04Good political buzz.
00:30:05Good political buzz.
00:30:06Yes.
00:30:07Connor, thank you for the very, this phone call had a lot of meat on its bones, man.
00:30:15I couldn't hear you said, but I'm going to say it was great.
00:30:19Fair, fair.
00:30:20Thank you, Connor.
00:30:21Great hearing from you.
00:30:22Alright, good night.
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:24Callers 859-474-0761.
00:30:28859-474-0761.
00:30:32Call us up.
00:30:33Just a few more minutes of show left.
00:30:35We want to play the dice game.
00:30:36We're running out of games, so that means we, oh, this is a great one.
00:30:40Whoever calls up and plays the dice game next, we're going to have one of our cast members
00:30:43get this can of silly string completely unloaded on their face by an Asbury University student.
00:30:49Entire can of silly string.
00:30:50We're going to let Kara Chapman do it.
00:30:52Our good friend Kara Chapman.
00:30:53We're going to unload silly string.
00:30:55It will be a cast member of her choosing between me, Rob Malone, Banana Man and Hot Dog.
00:31:00We did not ask any, I didn't even know this was happening myself until now, so call us up.
00:31:05859-474-0761.
00:31:08If you want to cause one of us to get degraded by silly string in a weird apartment in Wilmore,
00:31:14Kentucky.
00:31:15Let's call us up.
00:31:17I think we have a caller who's about to be on the line.
00:31:20Caller, to whom am I speaking?
00:31:22Good evening.
00:31:26Who's this?
00:31:27Hey, man.
00:31:28It's Spencer from Georgia.
00:31:30Spencer!
00:31:31All right.
00:31:32Spencer, you're an Asbury student calling and I believe you're the brother of the infamous
00:31:36Shelby.
00:31:38That's me.
00:31:39I'm Shelby's brother, Spencer.
00:31:40All right.
00:31:41Well, I had a great talk with your brother before and a great talk with your mom.
00:31:44She seems like a lovely lady.
00:31:46Oh, she's pretty great.
00:31:48All right.
00:31:49All right.
00:31:50So Spencer, how's Shelby feeling as the show goes on?
00:31:52Is it uplifting him to see all his friends in the background?
00:31:55Is it breaking his heart even more?
00:31:57I mean, it's a little bittersweet for both of us.
00:32:01Right.
00:32:02Right.
00:32:03But we've been talking about it and this is about our favorite show so far.
00:32:06Oh, really?
00:32:07You're enjoying the show?
00:32:08We're loving it.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10And we're in the back of the room still if you can see us.
00:32:12Yeah, we're watching it.
00:32:13On the computer.
00:32:14Oh, wow.
00:32:15That's you talking to us back there.
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:17How's it going?
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19So we're going to go ahead and we're going to, I think, try to dance you guys on that
00:32:23screen back there.
00:32:24Do you want to bring the screen forward?
00:32:25Can we do that?
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27So, Spencer.
00:32:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:29For some reason, one of our producers, Andrew Soltis, is unloading multiple cans of silly
00:32:34string.
00:32:35I'm not sure why.
00:32:36He's now on these three.
00:32:37So this is going to be really bad.
00:32:38Three different people can have silly string if you win the dice game.
00:32:41So whatever numbers you want to pick, Spencer.
00:32:44All right.
00:32:45We're going with 5, 13, and 16.
00:32:495, 13, 16.
00:32:51What is it?
00:32:52It is a 15.
00:32:53I'm sorry, Spencer.
00:32:54You have lost at the dice game.
00:32:56All right.
00:32:57Glad to play.
00:32:58Okay.
00:32:59Great call.
00:33:00Thank you so much.
00:33:01Call us up.
00:33:02859-474-0761.
00:33:04That's 859-474-0761.
00:33:08Win at the dice game and these three cans of silly string will be unloaded on the cast of
00:33:12our show.
00:33:13Banana Man, you don't seem happy about that.
00:33:15It's probably toxic or something.
00:33:16It is probably toxic.
00:33:17Not good for the earth.
00:33:18No.
00:33:19Releasing unnecessary aerosol cans.
00:33:21I don't hear an open flame.
00:33:22Oh, no open flames while that's going on.
00:33:24Hot Dog, how do you feel about it?
00:33:25I take an open flame in my face, man.
00:33:27In my bedroom.
00:33:28Thank you so much.
00:33:29And also, that's mean that you would do that to Shelby.
00:33:32That's super mean to do that to Shelby.
00:33:35Shelby.
00:33:36Shelby.
00:33:37Sorry about that.
00:33:38Karen just destroyed you, bro.
00:33:39Sorry, man.
00:33:40All right.
00:33:41I think we got Ryan on the phone.
00:33:43Ryan, welcome.
00:33:44Hey.
00:33:45Welcome.
00:33:46Six minutes of show left.
00:33:47How are you feeling?
00:33:49I'm feeling very good.
00:33:51Okay, we're happy.
00:33:52I'm enjoying the show.
00:33:53It's been popping it in.
00:33:54Yeah, yeah.
00:33:55I tell you, we had a bunch of phone calls and some lulls working with Google Voice.
00:33:59We've never done a show on the road before, but I'm glad you got through.
00:34:03Yeah, glad to be here.
00:34:04Okay, so you're going to play the dice game.
00:34:06You're going to pick three numbers.
00:34:07If one of your numbers hits, three cans of silly string will be distributed to this crowd.
00:34:10They are free to unload them on the cast of our show.
00:34:12How does that sound?
00:34:13Okay, I'll go with four, I'll go with 13, and I'll go with 19.
00:34:20Four, 13, 19, 18.
00:34:24Missed by one.
00:34:25I'm sorry, Ryan.
00:34:27Anything else you want to talk about before we say good night?
00:34:29Uh, yeah.
00:34:30I thought that Morrissey guy was really creepy.
00:34:33Which guy?
00:34:34This is that guy.
00:34:35Hi, Ryan.
00:34:36Oh, you're friends with Joey.
00:34:38You know who this guy is?
00:34:39Yeah.
00:34:40Hi, Ryan.
00:34:41Messed with Joey.
00:34:42You stuck it to Joey.
00:34:43Good job, Ryan.
00:34:45All right.
00:34:46Ryan, we're going to go ahead.
00:34:48Caller, welcome to the show.
00:34:50Who's this?
00:34:52Smoke weed.
00:34:54Wow!
00:34:55It's been a long time since we've heard from the smoke weed guy.
00:34:59Where you been, man?
00:35:01Smokin' weed, huh?
00:35:04Now, smoke weed, son guy.
00:35:06Why do you smoke so much weed?
00:35:10Yo, I mean, why are you cavilin' across the country, you know?
00:35:15To try to get to a very specific show at a certain date and time.
00:35:20Well, I'm trying to get to a specific time.
00:35:28I'm sorry.
00:35:29I thought there was going to be more words.
00:35:30Play the game.
00:35:31I thought there were going to be more words in your sentence.
00:35:33I apologize.
00:35:34Now, that was it.
00:35:37All right.
00:35:38So, smoke weed guy, would you like to play the dice game or are you too high?
00:35:44Yo, let's just play the game, man.
00:35:46Okay, so you'll pick three numbers.
00:35:49If you hit, Silly String will be unloaded all over the cast of a show.
00:35:52Give him four numbers.
00:35:53Oh, Hot Dog said four numbers.
00:35:55Smoke weed guy, since you're an old hero of the show's return, we're going to give you four numbers.
00:36:01Ten, eleven, twelve, and thirteen.
00:36:05Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:10Eighteen.
00:36:11Smoke weed guy, I'm sorry.
00:36:13Let's go.
00:36:14Another call coming through.
00:36:15Smoke weed guy, great to hear from you.
00:36:17Awesome.
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:20Who's this?
00:36:21Hello.
00:36:23Hey.
00:36:24Who's that?
00:36:27This is Connor Gunn.
00:36:29Tommy Gunn.
00:36:30Oh, Tommy Gunn.
00:36:31Tommy Gunn, you put us up in Vegas.
00:36:33You're such a nice guy.
00:36:34Thank you for doing that.
00:36:35Sorry we didn't get to hang out more.
00:36:37It's been a crazy trip, but you are the nicest dude I ever met in my life.
00:36:41Well, that happens a lot, man.
00:36:43I'm really glad to be able to help out.
00:36:47I'm bummed out.
00:36:48I'm going to get to meet with all you guys, too.
00:36:50Yeah, dude.
00:36:51You have such a beautiful home.
00:36:52You're a real good guy.
00:36:53That being said, we're going to give you four numbers in the dice game.
00:36:56Two minutes of show left.
00:36:58Oh, boy.
00:36:59One, two, five, seven.
00:37:00One, two, five, seven.
00:37:01One, two, five, seven.
00:37:02One, two, five, seven.
00:37:03One, two, five, seven.
00:37:04Good enough.
00:37:05One, two, five, seven.
00:37:06Twelve.
00:37:07You got a twelve.
00:37:08I'm sorry.
00:37:09Tommy Gunn.
00:37:10I'm sorry, Tommy Gunn.
00:37:11We got another call coming in.
00:37:12Okay.
00:37:13Okay.
00:37:14Sorry to cut you off, Tommy Gunn.
00:37:15I feel really mean about that.
00:37:16Hello.
00:37:17Who am I talking to?
00:37:18Hey, Jeremy in California.
00:37:19How's it going?
00:37:20It's going great.
00:37:21I've been watching it for a while.
00:37:22Finally got a new one.
00:37:23Yes, I'm glad you called up.
00:37:24We got less than two minutes left.
00:37:25I'm going to go ahead and say we should play the dice game.
00:37:26You get to pick four numbers between one and 20.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:28Five, twelve, and fifteen.
00:37:29Five, twelve, fifteen?
00:37:30Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:31Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:32Yeah.
00:37:33Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:34Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:35Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:36Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:39Yeah.
00:37:40Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:41Six, five, twelve, and fifteen.
00:37:44Five, twelve, fifteen?
00:37:45Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:46Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:48Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50Six, five, twelve, fifteen.
00:37:51Sixteen.
00:37:52Sorry.
00:37:53You have missed.
00:37:54I apologize.
00:37:55Let's go to our next caller.
00:37:56Let's get as many calls as Kenny.
00:37:57Hello.
00:37:58Who's this?
00:37:59Andres.
00:38:00Who's that?
00:38:02Andres.
00:38:03Nice.
00:38:04Thank you for coming and joining the show.
00:38:06We've got less than two minutes left.
00:38:08Do you want to play the dice game?
00:38:10Yeah.
00:38:11Sure.
00:38:12I'll play again.
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:14You got four numbers.
00:38:15Let's pick them.
00:38:17Twenty.
00:38:18One.
00:38:19Ten.
00:38:20Seven.
00:38:21Twenty.
00:38:22One.
00:38:23Ten.
00:38:24Seven.
00:38:25Twenty.
00:38:26One.
00:38:27Ten.
00:38:28Seven.
00:38:29It is twelve.
00:38:30I'm sorry.
00:38:31I'm sorry.
00:38:32We may not get to the silly stream.
00:38:33This may be a real anticlimactic ending.
00:38:35Do we have another caller?
00:38:36No more callers.
00:38:37Let's call up.
00:38:38Eight.
00:38:39Five.
00:38:40Nine.
00:38:41Four.
00:38:42Seven.
00:38:43Four.
00:38:44Zero.
00:38:45Seven.
00:38:46Six.
00:38:47One.
00:38:48That's eight.
00:38:49Five.
00:38:50Nine.
00:38:51Four.
00:38:52Seven.
00:38:53Four.
00:38:54Three cans of silly string.
00:38:55Three cans of silly string.
00:38:56But we're not going to cheat.
00:38:57We don't cheat here at the Getter Chub.
00:38:59We'll just leave.
00:39:00What's that?
00:39:01You just roll for it.
00:39:02You want me to roll for it?
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:04My numbers will be four, eleven, fourteen, and seventeen.
00:39:08Four, eleven, fourteen, seventeen, fifteen.
00:39:11Okay.
00:39:12Andrew Soltis, do you want to roll?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14What are your numbers?
00:39:15Say your numbers.
00:39:16Twelve.
00:39:17Oh, you asshole.
00:39:18You asshole.
00:39:19Nah.
00:39:20Let's do one last one.
00:39:21Everyone has to agree on the numbers.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23What are the numbers?
00:39:24Seven.
00:39:25Six, nine, seven.
00:39:26Eighteen.
00:39:27One.
00:39:28Six, nine, seven, eighteen.
00:39:29Six, nine, seven, eighteen.
00:39:30The room has collectively decided.
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Six, nine, seven, eighteen.
00:39:34Six.
00:39:35Twelve.
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39One more time.
00:39:40Six, nine, eighteen.
00:39:41Oh, that's a six.
00:39:42Yeah.
00:39:43Six.
00:39:44Heather.
00:39:45Heather.
00:39:46Heather.
00:39:47Okay.
00:39:48Let's do it.
00:39:49Cast in the middle.
00:39:50Rob Malone.
00:39:51We want to thank everyone for watching you.
00:39:53Chris, get the show.
00:39:54We've had so much fun.
00:39:55We're at Astaire University.
00:39:56Oh, God.
00:39:57It's so many views.
00:39:58It's all guests.
00:39:59What's that?
00:40:03Oh, God.
00:40:04Oh, God.
00:40:05Oh, God.
00:40:06Oh, God.
00:40:07Oh, God.
00:40:08I need a map.
00:40:09Oh, God.
00:40:10Oh, God.
00:40:11We'll see you at Bonnaroo.
00:40:13Oh, God.
00:40:14Oh, God.
00:40:15Bonnaroo.
00:40:16We'll see you tomorrow.
00:40:17We'll be back next week at the show.
00:40:20We'll be saying goodbye to our good friend,
00:40:22random Melissa.
00:40:23Tuna and Kov.
00:40:25In two weeks, it's our one-year anniversary
00:40:28of the Chris Ketner Show.
00:40:30We'll see you guys soon.
00:40:31We love you guys.
00:40:32Amelia Mallardee, we love you guys.
00:40:33Stunnin' Stunnin' Stunnin', Stayntime'lin' Stunnin' Circle
00:40:36ола!
00:40:37There's hisuno.
00:40:38Chris Ketner!
00:40:39Stunnin' Stunnin', Stayntime' Stunnin' Stunnin' Circle
00:40:52Alright, sing everybody live stream.
00:40:54Goodbye, everybody.
00:40:55We love you guys so much!
00:40:57Thank you, Asbury University!
00:41:01That's our show!
00:41:05Taco Bell!
00:41:09Let's go shoot some fucking fireworks!
00:41:13What the fuck is interesting?
00:41:17Alright, Rob! Rob, give your speech!
00:41:21Alright everybody, thanks for coming, but we gotta clean up!
00:41:25Take the studio as fast as possible! We're gonna go to a local retention basin
00:41:29called Lincoln Park, and named after the band, we're gonna shoot fireworks there!
00:41:33See you guys later!
00:41:37Yeah!
00:41:41This is a noxious crowd of people!