Set sail for classic island fun with The New Adventures of Gilligan – Season 1 (1974), the animated reboot that brings the beloved castaways back for more tropical mishaps and laugh-filled survival adventures. Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor, Ginger, Mary Ann, and the Howells face off against storms, wild animals, treasure hunts, and their own hilarious misunderstandings as they try once again to escape their deserted island. Packed with wholesome humor, lighthearted charm, and 70s Saturday-morning nostalgia, The New Adventures of Gilligan delivers timeless family-friendly fun. 🏝️⛵😂 #TheNewAdventuresOfGilligan #GilliganCartoon #70sCartoons #HannaBarbera #RetroCartoons #SaturdayMorningCartoons #ClassicCartoonComedy #VintageAnimation #IslandAdventure #FamilyCartoons #CartoonThrowback #OldSchoolCartoons
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00:00now listen to this story that we will tell to you the story of the minnow five passengers
00:16and crew with gilligan aboard the ship the skipper by his side an unexpected storm came up
00:26and tossed them with the tide they found themselves a shipwrecked clan lost on gilligan's isle
00:33gilligan and skipper the millionaire his wife the movie star professor and marianne began a brand
00:43new life what creatures they encountered what riddles did they face what mysteries did haunt
00:52in a strange but happy place on the new adventures of gilligan gilligan ball on gilligan's iron
01:02ha ha ha the number 10 ball in the corner pocket gilligan
01:14right on that's calling your shot mr howell and number eight in the end pocket
01:22bravo i bet you were a whiz back at the club mr howell gilligan my boy you haven't seen anything
01:32yet i shall now demonstrate one of the most elegant shots in the history of high society
01:38millions if only howie cassell were here to cover this event uh i must have complete silence
01:48frightened off by a baby bird
02:16that gilligan will do anything not to lose how was the pool game mr howell well i had victory in
02:24my grasp when a tiny bird frightened gilligan into a hasty departure why it'll be weeks before we can
02:30catch another pool table oh i'm sure that you will you know marianne i could love gilligan as my own
02:38if only he were more of a man why over these past months i've come to think of gilligan as my own son
02:46now i can see that as pure folly no son of a howell could be less than all man
02:53best then it's time for your cookies and milk cookies and milk oh goody goody
03:01oh i i hope the cookies are tough what was that all about marianne
03:08what seems that mr howell was teaching gilligan the game of billiards but i thought i heard someone
03:14mention a man is he good looking take it easy ginger mr howell was talking about gilligan
03:20yeah gilligan what about him well you see mr howell says that he's come to think of gilligan as a son
03:27but he feels that he should act more like a man he even said now where could gilligan have gone to
03:32i could love gilligan as my own if only he were more of a man she could love gilligan marianne
03:42if only he were more of a man marianne and gilligan
03:49gee there's nothing to read around here except the skipper's muscle building magazines
03:57well i'll be it's true
04:09how to be a better man well i'll be this whole thing is beginning to come to me now
04:18marianne and gilligan that's right professor the way i figure it gilligan has a crush on marianne
04:25but marianne spurned gilligan because he isn't enough of a man and so out of true concern for
04:30your little buddy you are going to make gilligan over right on professor i'm going to teach gilligan
04:36the art of manliness i feel just like cupid good luck skipper you'll need it
04:51but gee skipper why can't i use the log cutter
05:00no no gilligan we'll chop like a man
05:07that's more like a little buddy i mean a big buddy
05:13i tell you gilligan you'll thank me for this if you know what i mean
05:24boy i hope that's enough rocks skipper now how do we get them back to camp
05:34like a man gilligan you carry them
05:37gilligan old buddy you'll soon learn that only a real friend would do this for you
05:51hmm boy with friends like that who needs enemies
05:55come on gilligan you haven't got that outfit on yet
06:06gee whiz skipper is this really necessary
06:09to be a man you've got to look like a man gilligan
06:12okay old buddy now when i give you the word swing
06:26thanks i needed that
06:34stand by gilligan here she comes now good whoever she is i hope she can get me down
06:43from here oh hi mary ann fancy meeting you here
06:46hi skipper oh the professor said you wanted to see me
06:49he did what a coincidence say mary ann
06:52isn't that gilligan up there yes it is
06:56hi gilligan hi mary ann
06:58boy there's quite an echo from up here
07:07look it's the howls they're trapped in quicksand
07:11oh no no don't struggle
07:16lovey just remember we're howls just sing gracefully
07:22oh my gosh somebody get help
07:26it's quite an echo from down here
07:31gilligan saved the howls lives
07:35he did
07:36by golly he did he really did
07:41oh gilligan my boy yes i i couldn't have done it better myself
07:49oh you saved our lives
07:53i did
07:54i did
07:55i did
07:56be it known by all present that i thurston howell the third
08:09as a result of gilligan's heroic deed
08:12in true howell manner do hereby adopt gilligan as my very own son
08:21make that our son thurston gilligan howell the first
08:29gilligan howell the first no let's make that g howell the first sort of much more class
08:39g howell the first hmm that makes you s howell the first snubby
08:46how about that marianne my little buddy has turned into a real man eh
08:53huh
08:54how about that
08:56man a man where is he my type
09:00well if this meeting is over with i think i'd like to throw some rocks into the ocean
09:05ta-ta g howell the first remember you're a howell now
09:10no throwing rocks into the ocean
09:12i'm sorry mr howell i mean dad
09:15that's more like it my boy
09:18you've got a lot of boning up to do to really become a true howell
09:24oh sure mr howell
09:25dad
09:27now according to the rules of howell article one section two a howell must always walk with
09:43dignity here here my boy remember a howell never labors with his hands a howell uses his head
09:57here mrs howell mother let me help you with the dishes oh goodness gracious g howell the first
10:04a howell never washes dishes you eat off of dirty plates no no dear a howell uses a dishwasher
10:11well i'll be doggone it well maybe i could sweep the hut for you huh really g h the first
10:23i believe he's got it
10:32i do believe he's got it
10:34come come lovey hurry along son
10:41it's time for a little spin around the island
10:44hey look gang
10:46we're going to get a peek at the new gilligan
10:49you mean the new g howell the first
10:52oh this is really exciting
10:54i'll bet it is especially for you eh mary ann
10:57i think it's kind of sad i kind of liked gilligan as he was sort of nothing
11:05uh-oh a vicious triangle
11:09well ginger's loss is mary ann's gain eh kid
11:14what are you talking about skipper
11:16oh nothing nothing at all hey there he is now oh wow
11:21oh my goodness my gosh wow goodness sake
11:25uh come along my boy uh the chauffeur is getting impatient
11:31drive on mercury
11:38hi gilligan
11:40hi g holl
11:42hi g h
11:43hi gang professor marion ginger skipper
11:46uh please please my boy uh never give the commoners too much attention
11:50it just isn't howl
11:52it just isn't howl
11:54oh er sorry papa
11:57boy now there goes real class
12:05sorry along s howler first
12:07it's time for our penny game
12:09oh boy oh boy this is just working out too good to be true
12:13gilligan has proven himself to be a real man
12:16and now he's even becoming a full-fledged howl
12:19not only will my little buddy win the heart of mary ann
12:22but mary ann will be marrying into the rich howl fortune
12:25well it's time for the little old matchmaker me
12:28to get into action again
12:32well i suppose this is as good a place as any for a game of tenny
12:36right sh
12:40shall i serve
12:44hi there little buddy that's a snappy outfit you've got on there
12:47oh thank you
12:49it's from sacks
12:50sacks you mean sugar sacks don't you little buddy get it
12:56really my friend i meant sacks fifth
12:58oh to be sure chum i i was just having a little fun
13:01what a coincidence uh my companion and i were just about to have some fun too
13:05if you please excuse me
13:07oh sure gilligan i mean g howl the first
13:22boy oh boy gilligan has really become a howl
13:25he doesn't even sound like the old gilligan
13:27as a matter of fact snubby looks like he's gone all the way too
13:30i can just see it now mary ann and gilligan
13:33mr and mrs g howl the first
13:36boy oh boy what a cinderella and prince charming story
13:40sorry old chum but you must be more careful above my back swing
13:48oh to be sure little buddy er that is i mean g howl the first
13:52hey little chum i'm gonna be dropping by to see mary ann
13:55got any messages
13:57yes by all means
13:59tell her not too much starch in my shirts please
14:03not too much starch on your shirts
14:05you bet i will
14:07boy will she be glad to hear
14:09not too much starch on his shirts
14:11must be some kind of a secret code love message
14:30oh gilligan say would you hand me that screwdriver out of my toolbox
14:34sorry old man but haven't you heard a howl never labors with his hands
14:41oh i beg your pardon g howl the first
14:45how about you snubby
14:49well whatever has come over gilligan seems to be catching
14:52hi g howl the first i fixed your tennis racket little chum
14:56and i've arranged for mary ann to have a tennis game with you
15:00i have no time for playing games now my good fellow
15:03i'm headed for the surf
15:05oh gonna throw some rocks into the ocean little buddy
15:07heavens no
15:08i'm gonna check the shore for the newspaper
15:11let's keep up with the financial section you know
15:21uh professor uh by the way have you seen my uh son
15:26who oh oh you mean gilligan
15:29yes i say mr howell what do you have there
15:34oh yes yes i finally cornered another pool table
15:38now i can show gh the first my fantastic billiard shot
15:42uh oh excuse me professor there's my lad now
15:47oh sonny boy
15:49yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
15:53there you are my boy ready for my billiard exhibition
15:57really papa that's the trouble with you howls the thirds
16:00you spend too much time in the club not enough paying attention to your financial matters
16:05are you aware that the price of rubber is bounced
16:07or that the pencil incorporated is down two points
16:09you don't say
16:11and he calls himself a howl
16:13really
16:15i tell you lovey i i was never so humiliated in my life
16:22uh gilligan actually snubbed me
16:25even snubby snubbed me
16:28now be calm dear
16:30after all gilligan is our son now
16:32good heavens that's right
16:35lovey we have created a monster
16:38there must be something in the book of howl to solve this problem
16:45couldn't we just disinherit the dear boy
16:49what and admit that we made a mistake in the first place
16:52ho ho ho ho ho ho ho never never
16:55ooh ooh ooh i've got it
16:58oh no thurston not you too
17:01no no lovey my dear
17:03now listen to this very carefully
17:05if a howl marries outside a 400 society
17:09he automatically loses his family rank
17:13isn't that disgustingly delightful
17:16what's it mean dear
17:18what does it mean it means that if a howl marries a commoner
17:21he is no longer a howl
17:24now where can i find a commoner to marry gilligan off to
17:29oh my goodness for me
17:36my fans must have found out where i'm at
17:39orchids my favorite flower
17:51oh and a card
17:53and a card
17:54you are cordially invited
17:56to a wedding
17:57ours
17:58be at the lagoon
18:00at three o'clock
18:01signed
18:02an admirer
18:03could it be that rockstar
18:06has finally found me
18:08and now it's time for cupid to tie his little love knot
18:21oh thank you
18:26meet me at the lagoon at three o'clock
18:29signed prince charming
18:31prince charming
18:32prince charming
18:36oh gilligan
18:39hey little buddy
18:40come here quick
18:42are you calling
18:45hop in little chum
18:46we've got an important engagement
18:48oh oh gilligan
18:50uh...
18:52i mean uh... sunny boy
18:53uh... wait for me
18:57oh oh skipper
18:58would you be so kind as to drive us down to the lagoon
19:01that's exactly where i'm heading
19:03hop in mr howl
19:07say skipper
19:08i've been meaning to ask
19:10would you be willing to perform a
19:12pardon expression
19:14marriage
19:15well that's exactly what i have in mind mr howl
19:18oh oh this must be my day
19:31now wait just a minute
19:33do you mean to tell me that you called me down here to marry me to gilligan skipper
19:38oh how utterly absurd
19:40uh... ginger is going to marry gilligan
19:43oh uh... however they are both commoners
19:46you can't do this to me
19:48i've worked hard helping my little buddy win the hand of his true love
19:52why i made a man out of gilligan
19:55hey wait a minute hold on
19:57oh i'm sorry gilligan
19:58i'm really very fond of you
20:00but not in that way
20:02that goes for me too gilligan
20:04know that
20:05gee i've just been going along with things just to make the skipper and mr howl happy
20:09he was just going along with us to make us happy
20:13boy have we been a couple of boobs
20:16i propose a toast to gilligan
20:21welcome back to the ranks of the commoners
20:24here here here here here here here here
20:27gilligan i hope that in time you'll forgive us for trying to make you into something other than your natural self
20:28It is.
20:30Gilligan, I hope that in time you'll forgive us
20:33for trying to make you into something other
20:35than your natural self.
20:37Forget it, Mr. Howell.
20:39Hey, let's eat.
20:40Really, Gilligan?
20:41A Howell never holds a fork in his left hand.
20:45Huh?
20:49Oh, forget it.
20:52Forget it.
20:54I'm sorry.
20:58Well, little buddy, I really learned a lesson today.
21:06I mean, about trying to make somebody
21:07into something that they just aren't.
21:09How could you do that anyway, unless you were a magician?
21:11The point is, you don't want to do it, Gilligan.
21:14I don't want to do what?
21:16Make someone into something they aren't.
21:18Like trying to make me into an astronaut.
21:21It's ridiculous.
21:22You don't like astronauts, huh, Skipper?
21:23Of course I like astronauts.
21:25They're brave men.
21:27But I'm not one.
21:28It's a good thing you aren't.
21:30We'd be on the moon, and I don't even have a helmet.
21:32Oh, I wish I was an astronaut.
21:34Then I wouldn't have to put up with you.
21:36Gosh, Skipper, you can't make up your mind.
21:39But anyway, I'd like you just the way you are.
21:42You've got it, Gilligan.
21:43Got what, Skipper?
21:44A jumping bean for a brain, little buddy.
21:48But I wouldn't change you for the world.
21:50Good night, little chum.
21:51Good night, Skipper.
21:53See ya.
21:58Good night.
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