Set sail for classic island fun with The New Adventures of Gilligan – Season 1 (1974), the animated reboot that brings the beloved castaways back for more tropical mishaps and laugh-filled survival adventures. Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor, Ginger, Mary Ann, and the Howells face off against storms, wild animals, treasure hunts, and their own hilarious misunderstandings as they try once again to escape their deserted island. Packed with wholesome humor, lighthearted charm, and 70s Saturday-morning nostalgia, The New Adventures of Gilligan delivers timeless family-friendly fun. 🏝️⛵😂 #TheNewAdventuresOfGilligan #GilliganCartoon #70sCartoons #HannaBarbera #RetroCartoons #SaturdayMorningCartoons #ClassicCartoonComedy #VintageAnimation #IslandAdventure #FamilyCartoons #CartoonThrowback #OldSchoolCartoons
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00:00now listen to this story that we will tell to you the story of the minnow five passengers
00:11and crew with gilligan aboard the ship the skipper by his side an unexpected storm came up
00:21and tossed them with the tide they found themselves a shipwrecked clan lost on gilligan's isle
00:30gilligan and skipper the millionaire his wife the movie star professor and mary ann began a brand new
00:39life what creatures they encountered what riddles did they face what mysteries did haunt them in a
00:48strange but happy place on the new adventures of gilligan gilligan all on gilligan's iron
01:00okay little pal i'm ready down here hit the starter
01:15hit the starter yeah hit it hit it
01:18i said wrench not bench sorry skipper uh how's the engine coming coming thanks to you it just went
01:34mind if i play through old boy
01:44it's a difficult lie this call for my nine bamboo
01:51oh really
01:56what a course this sort of thing would never happen at the snobbo country club how can you get so
02:26uptight over a dumb little game beats me dumb little game how dare you golf is a tradition
02:32golf is prestige background and big purses but why am i wasting my valuable time on riffraff like you
02:40yeah why is he can't you tell when we're being insulted sure every time mr howell talks to us
02:49you're such a big shot how come you don't have your own private beach club
02:53yes yes yes why don't i
02:56indeed indeed why don't i
03:01lovey darling just wait till you hear
03:09egad what is that
03:11gilligan built it for me look this is my new dryer dryer for your clothes
03:18no silly for my nails
03:21never mind that darling i've got something really important to tell you
03:26i have just come up with the grandest idea since tax write-off
03:30yes we're going to have our own private beach club
03:34oh a private beach club but there are only two of us
03:40that's the best part i don't understand don't you see we'll keep out the riffraff
03:48and besides we'll be the envy of everybody on the island
03:52oh wonderful wonderful marvelous now let's see we'll have a circular driveway coming up to the main gate here
04:02yes my dear we'll put the swan pond right beneath the terrazzo veranda
04:06and directly behind the 18th hole we'll have a papaya juice bar
04:10and over there you could put the beach house social center and dance floor
04:15good thinking my dear
04:17now we have just one small problem
04:20what's that
04:22getting the dratted thing built
04:25oh don't be discouraged my dear
04:28as admiral j paul howell the third one said
04:31don't give up the ship
04:33i thought john paul jones said that
04:35plagiarist
04:36oh hi mrs howell
04:38how's my invention coming along
04:39just wonderful
04:41it's the best nail dryer i've ever had
04:44nail dryer that's not a nail dryer
04:46it's a smog control device
04:48smog control
04:49there's no smog on this island
04:52see how good it works
04:53yes sir
04:54i can build anything
04:55i was born with a screwdriver in my hand
04:57yes and a screw loose in his head
05:04hmm hmm screw loose
05:06ah ha ha
05:07the answer to my prayer
05:09a hard-working stupid employee
05:11lovey i have just solved our labor problem
05:14we're going to get our private beach club built after all
05:17gilligan
05:19gilligan my boy
05:22at last i've perfected the key ingredient for my storm warning device
05:31gilligan
05:41gilligan what are you doing
05:43sorry mary ann
05:44can't talk to you now
05:45i gotta clock in for overtime
05:46ram
05:49yes
05:52yes
05:53yep
05:54let's work in for overtime
05:55yes
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06:10yes
06:11yes
06:12Gilligan? Gilligan, where are you?
06:16Hi, Professor. What's up?
06:18For one thing, my temperature.
06:20Gilligan's been running around here like a juglandaceous genus Correa.
06:24J-J-What-a?
06:26Well, there's no time to explain now.
06:28If you see Gilligan, you tell him I want to have a talk with him.
06:31Uh-huh, Professor. Okay.
06:33I know. He's your buddy.
06:35Uh-huh, Professor.
06:36No, no. My mind's made up.
06:38I'm going to have to lay the law down to Gilligan, or he's riding for a fall.
06:41Timber!
06:49Golly, Professor, I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't sawn you.
06:52I mean, I mean, I wouldn't have sawed you if I'd seen sawed...
06:55I mean, if I'd seen sawed...
06:56Never mind.
06:58Gilligan, just what are you up to?
07:00Oh, I'm up to the Foundation right now.
07:03Foundation?
07:04Yeah, Foundation. I'm Billy Mr. Howell's new private beach club.
07:07Beach club, eh?
07:09Well, according to my weather instruments, his beach club may be a washout.
07:14Hey, where is everybody?
07:15I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it.
07:29Gilligan is actually building Mr. Howell's private beach club?
07:32Professor, I think we'd better go have a talk with Mr. Howell.
07:35I just can't believe you would use Gilligan in this manner.
07:38You're absolutely right. It's too much for him.
07:40You're right. The idea of making my little pal build that private beach club all by himself?
07:44Which is precisely why I'm prepared to offer you two chaps a dollar an hour to help the dear boy.
07:51What? I wouldn't take it on for a million dollars.
07:53How about a dollar seventy-five an hour?
07:54How about a dollar seventy-five an hour?
07:55Two dollars.
07:56Wait a minute. What good is money on this island?
07:57Oh, all right. Three dollars an hour, but not a penny more.
07:58When do we start?
07:59No.
08:00No.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:05No.
08:06No.
08:07No.
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08:20No.
08:21No.
08:22No.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48Okay, Snubby, let her go.
09:00Oh!
09:03When I say let her go, I don't mean let her go.
09:05I mean let her go.
09:09Sorry, little pal, but that's what you get for sending a monkey to do a man's job.
09:18Here's how your experts do this.
09:24And away we go!
09:36What do you think of this for the main ballroom, dear?
09:39Uh, no, no, no. I prefer the paisley straw to the flocked hemp.
09:44See here, Mr. Howell, you've gone too far this time.
09:47And what have you got against paisley straw?
09:50That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Mary Ann and Ginger.
09:54Oh, yes, indeed. They're two of my more industrious employees.
09:58It's bad enough that you suckered Gilligan and Skipper into this,
10:01but now you've even conned those two girls into the act.
10:11That's no work for women.
10:13I am an equal opportunity employer. I show no favoritism.
10:17You're an equal opportunity opportunist.
10:20We resent that, don't we, dear?
10:22Consider the sauce, my dear.
10:24Soon our private beach club will be finished and we shan't have to put up with a bourgeoisie.
10:29I knew it.
10:30You've misled everybody into thinking that they're going to be members.
10:33But they will be members, old boy.
10:36Associate members.
10:38Associate members?
10:39What does that mean?
10:40It means we don't have to associate with them.
10:45Oh, baloney.
10:47I'm going out and put a stop to this before it's too late.
10:51We're finished.
10:53Yeah.
10:55It's the most beautiful private beach club.
10:57I'm the golf course.
10:58Oh, Professor, that's ridiculous.
11:11Mr. Howell wouldn't want to keep us out.
11:13Yeah, you got Mr. Howell all wrong.
11:15Mr. Howell's too nice to do anything like that.
11:17Can you imagine any man wanting to exclude me?
11:22Come on.
11:22Gilligan, what happened?
11:33You know that burglar alarm system that we put in for Mr. Howell to keep out the undesirables?
11:37Yeah.
11:38It works.
11:39I'm not going to say I told you so, but we are the undesirables.
11:49Preston?
11:51Yes, dear?
11:52Aren't you forgetting something?
11:54I forgot to leave you at the clubhouse.
11:56How then, dear?
11:57Exactly what did I forget?
11:59The wind.
12:00It's blowing every which way.
12:04You're so right, dear.
12:05Yes, yes.
12:06The professional golfers always throw grass up in the air to see what direction the wind is coming from.
12:11To each his own.
12:17Well done, Thurston old boy.
12:22A hole in one.
12:36Three cheers and a tiger for me.
12:39This will be the lowest scoring round I've ever had.
12:42Oh, that's a shame, isn't it?
12:48Gee, that beach set sure know how to live.
12:51I don't understand why we can't come here.
12:53Yes.
12:54We all have these temporary, limited lifetime memberships.
12:58Did you ever read the fine print?
13:00Read that clause.
13:01Read that clause.
13:02Not valid.
13:03Outside of Bucks County, Westchester, Beverly Hills, New York, and suburban Barstow?
13:11That's terrible.
13:12That's really weird.
13:13It certainly is.
13:16Who ever heard of Beverly Hills?
13:18Now look, you can't take this lying down.
13:21You built this private beach club, and Howell promised you the right to enjoy it.
13:26The professor's right.
13:27Yeah, we got our rights.
13:28He can't do that to us.
13:29Come on.
13:46Oh, my dear.
13:47Nothing like a cooling milk and soda after a brisk round on the links.
13:52Now, my dear, a toast to the upper crust.
13:59If you're looking for the delivery entrance, it's in the room.
14:06Never mind that.
14:07We helped build your private beach club, and we demand to be members.
14:10That's right.
14:11You can't keep us out.
14:12Let us in.
14:13Now, you can't keep us out of here.
14:14You must let us in.
14:14Oh, this is most distressing.
14:17Very well.
14:17I'll call a meeting of the membership committee.
14:20Membership committee?
14:21Who's that?
14:22Mrs. Howell and yours truly.
14:25No.
14:29Who does he think he is?
14:32We ought to tell him now.
14:33What's this all about, anyway?
14:35Uh, quiet, please.
14:36The Thurston Howell III Memorial Private Beach Club Membership Meeting will come to order.
14:41You'll be delighted to learn that the membership committee, Lovey and I, have accepted all of you.
14:48Ho, ho.
14:48Ho, ho.
14:48Ho, ho.
14:49Ho, ho.
14:49Ho, ho.
14:49Ho, ho.
14:49Ho, ho.
14:50Ho, ho.
14:50Ho, ho.
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14:51Ho, ho.
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14:51Ho, ho.
14:52Ho, ho.
14:52Ho, ho.
14:52Ho, ho.
14:53Ho, ho.
14:53Ho, ho.
14:53T-Test.
14:54T-Test?
14:55No, no, no.
14:56It-it's just a trifling little query.
14:58Even a nitwit could answer it.
15:00Sounds like it's right up my alley.
15:02Wait a minute.
15:03If this is another one of your tricks-
15:05No, no, no.
15:06I'll even let you talk it over among yourselves.
15:08Well, all right.
15:10You have five minutes to come up with the answer.
15:13The envelope, please.
15:15dear mr. Howell the third the net profits from your recent investments are far exceed
15:27the question is how many goals did Snooki Farthingdale the second score in the third
15:42trucker of the Flushing Polo Finals in 1921 remember now you have exactly five minutes but too late
15:53time is up you said we were gonna have five minutes time flies when you're having a good time sorry I'm
16:03only following orders oh yeah whose orders mine how you come out here now so I can lower the boom on
16:14you now don't you feel too badly I'm holding another tryout tomorrow sunshine's bright on my
16:21own exclusive club yeah I better get going where to tell my almanac I gotta do research on tomorrow's
16:31question Gilligan you don't even know what the question's gonna be well why wait till the last
16:35minute just a minute this whole situation's gotten entirely out of hand the professor's right what do
16:42you mean professor I mean mr. Howell's been making us play his game now if my meteorological calculations
16:49are correct he may just end up playing our game hooray oh yippee
17:00care to dance later perhaps another quaff of papaya passion fruit punch my love not really no what a joy
17:16what's that not being bored by Gilligan and his tedious companions you're so right dear I'd much
17:24rather be bored by you I feel exactly the same way about you my dear listen what do you hear nothing
17:33and that's exactly what I've been hearing for the last three or four days not that it matters but I wonder
17:38what the others are doing they could leave any time and I would never miss them leave the island
17:44Gilligan
17:47oh good heavens they're gone how could they do this to us after all we've done for them to leave us
18:04stranded on this ghastly island they won't get away with us I'll sue I'll press charges for desertion I'll
18:10have their credit cards recall all human contact isolated doomed to eternal loneliness oh what could be worse
18:40Oh, it's a tycoon.
18:44Correction, my dear. You mean typhoon. I'm the tycoon.
18:49We've got to get out of here. It's not safe.
18:52Relax, my dear. I designed this place myself.
18:54These walls can withstand anything.
19:01Anything, that is, but me.
19:03Quickly, dear. To the caves.
19:10A door? What fool would put a door on a cave?
19:19Oh, hi there, Mr. and Mrs. Howell.
19:21Gilligan!
19:24We're chilled to the marrow.
19:27Open the door, Gilligan.
19:29Oh, sure.
19:31Just a minute. Are you a member of this organization?
19:35What? What? A member?
19:37Have you applied for membership?
19:38Answer me. Do you or don't you have a membership card?
19:45No.
19:46Good. We don't believe in exclusion.
19:49Come on in.
19:50Yeah, welcome. Come on in.
19:51Yeah, get warm now. Nice to see you.
19:53Good to have you with us again.
19:55Pass the coconut juice.
19:56Here, have some.
19:57Mr. Lovie and I have certainly learned our lesson.
20:02As far as we're concerned,
20:04you're the only exclusive club we want to belong to.
20:07Buy George and I've got the money to buy George.
20:10It just goes to show you, people really need people.
20:14But you know, Mr. Howell, we need you and Mrs. Howell just as much as you need us.
20:18Oh, that's the most beautiful thing I ever heard.
20:24Please don't, Mrs. Howell.
20:27Snubby can't stand to see anyone cry.
20:29Please don't.
20:30You have no idea how lonely we were.
20:35Indeed.
20:36It's a bad show being a snob.
20:38But you're not a snob.
20:39A snob is a guy whose eyes look down on you while his nose turns up.
20:42Well, little buddy, that was quite a day.
21:03I think we all learned a little about the problems of being too exclusive.
21:07Yeah.
21:07We also learned what happens when you try to keep yourself separated from other people.
21:11Gilligan, that's the same thing.
21:13You don't even know what the word exclusive means.
21:16I do, too.
21:17I've done a lot of exclusing.
21:19One thing's for sure.
21:21Mr. and Mrs. Howell learned today the snobbery won't bring you happiness.
21:24And the postman can't bring you happiness either.
21:27How do you get that?
21:28That's just it.
21:29We don't.
21:29We don't have a post office.
21:30Well, there's not too much happiness in the world anyway.
21:34That's true, Skipper.
21:36I guess we'll just have to be happy without it.
21:39Good night, little buddy.
21:41Good night, Skipper.
21:43See ya.
21:44See ya.
22:00Good night, Skipper.
22:03Good night.
22:16Good night.
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