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Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel across the world to meet different automobile manufacturers and drive cars made by them.
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel across the world to meet different automobile manufacturers and drive cars made by them.
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00:01:00Thank you so much.
00:01:07You're noiseless.
00:01:13Thank you, everyone.
00:01:16Welcome.
00:01:17And in this incredible show, Richard reads a map, James wears a hat, and I remember how
00:01:27old I am.
00:01:29Here we go.
00:01:30Now, that smorgasbord of nail-biting action is all to come, but we start with our feet firmly
00:01:42on the ground.
00:01:43on the ground you see us three agree on well almost nothing really but we do agree that all
00:01:49medium-sized suvs are dreary and drab and rubbish yes but and we were talking about this the other
00:01:56day they are incredibly popular and we were arguing over which ones we'd buy if we absolutely
00:02:03had to yeah and needless to say we couldn't agree no it got quite heated it did get very heated
00:02:07indeed so we decided we should settle it by taking the grand tour this week to canada no we didn't
00:02:22this was the meeting point we chose the area 27 racetrack it was designed by f1 star jacques
00:02:32wheel nerve and it's a bit of a hidden gem
00:02:43and i'd be driving around it in this the new alfa romeo stelvio
00:02:51there is no way in hell that i would buy one of these because the saloon on which it's based is
00:02:57faster cheaper more economical and nicer to drive but if i had to have an suv this is what i'd choose
00:03:08at this point may arrived in the supercharged v6 range rover velour
00:03:13well you've done that wrong no i haven't look in the first season of the grand tour we did a big
00:03:25test of three large off-roaders you had a range rover and you went you'd be mad not to have a
00:03:30range rover the range rover is literally the best so you can't now stand there and say that it isn't
00:03:34what i meant when i said you've got it wrong well i meant two things one you picked the wrong one you
00:03:38should have had an alpha and two it's the wrong color i saw one of those in london the other day
00:03:43and it was silver and it's one of the best looking cars i've ever seen it is a very good looking girl
00:03:47yes i agree really good looking that's just hideous that looks like it's got a glove box full of k
00:03:52and mdf and building materials no what do i mean what is it i'm gonna mdma director knew that weirdly
00:04:00anyway never mind that what that is is a range rover that sits between the evoke yes and the
00:04:07range rover sport i thought the disco sat there no that sits over to one side no the discovery sport
00:04:14sits between the evoke and the range no way no the discovery sport no hang on evoke yes
00:04:22discovery sport off to one side that isn't yes it is why is it because that's the serious off-roady
00:04:27bit not the luxury before we had a chance to get to the bottom of land rover's very complicated
00:04:33lineup richard hammond arrived in a porsche mccann wow hammond that is modern yeah that's where you're
00:04:41wrong he's making a habit of that this is the new porsche mccann turbo performance pack you get 40
00:04:47horsepower more than the standard turbo so it makes 434 of them in total i'm sorry 434 in there yes and
00:04:55you managed to make it move why 505 italian horses which let's face it a flock of italian horses
00:05:03could go from shire to shetland these german horses how many talks 442 443 all right one more well
00:05:13it's too many for a car on still this isn't it what do you mean of course it's high it looks like
00:05:20somebody startled it look it's an suv it's at this point we decided to get on with testing the s part
00:05:29of our suvs the sporty bit
00:05:37we began by sending a bmw m3 sports saloon round the track to get a benchmark time
00:05:48it's a really really good race track
00:05:50good race track is like saying funfair it's just a contradiction james i think most of our viewers
00:05:59would disagree with you on that i don't know here it comes here it comes here it is and
00:06:08two minutes 26 seconds and james may will now fail to match that in his range rover velour
00:06:15james was soon ready to go but there was a problem can you hear me in the bmw
00:06:28could we have the brown bmw get off the track saying the key isn't in the car
00:06:33well how did he do a lap because if it was keyless if somebody got out with the key and he it was
00:06:39running no no because they stopped no they don't what because they don't otherwise it would just
00:06:43stop on the motorway what they won't do is restart all the while this is going on i'm forgetting the
00:06:48track you go down here and you go left and then it's a fog who has the key come on one of you has
00:06:56been near the bmw where's the key have you checked your pockets with the key nowhere to be found there
00:07:04was only one solution ditch the health and safety then get on with it anyway
00:07:16and he's off
00:07:21right compared with pinky and perky i have the least power the least torque i have the least
00:07:27impressive 0-60 time and top speed but i do have the mostest number of gears
00:07:33at eight so that's nice and confusing what happens here no idea you know one of the reasons
00:07:42why that thing is going to be very slow is because who's driving it yeah it's cause and effect
00:07:50now bigger range rovers the power is split 50 50 between the front and rear wheels on this one it's
00:07:56biased more towards the back which is of course very sporty but it will put some to the front when
00:08:02you're off road and you need traction or oh god when i cock it up do you know what he did last weekend
00:08:11he took his girlfriend across london to the victoria and albert museum to look at an exhibition of plywood
00:08:17how good was that next up richard lucky hammond his wife's already telephoned him this morning so if he
00:08:30goes around the corner with any tire squeal she's divorcing it
00:08:37and we're away
00:08:42finding the bmw on arriving at this first turn
00:08:46no tire squeal now this is the only one of the three that has a proper dual clutch gearbox the other
00:08:53two is just old school slush matic so it does change like a race car oh do you hear that nice
00:09:01little sporty noise yeah there's no doubt this thing can talk the talk it's got dry sump active aero but
00:09:11it's all wrapped up in the wrong body huge amount of lean i mean
00:09:19scrabbling for grip those squeals from the tires are in protest not for joy
00:09:25hammond breaking his record completing a lap without a crash
00:09:29and finally it was the turn of the stelvio
00:09:40oh well that's just a flying start
00:09:46and he's hit the bmw
00:09:50the twin turbocharged v6 engine in this thing well it's a masterpiece there's no other word
00:09:59the body's made from aluminium the prop shaft is made from carbon fiber this has all the ingredients
00:10:08of a full-on racer
00:10:12and it is quick easily the quickest car here 0 to 60 3.9 seconds top speed 177 in an suv
00:10:23in a straight line it would leave even the m3 for dead but this circuit isn't a straight line
00:10:31which causes a few problems oh chief among which is the steering
00:10:36it's as fast as the steering you get in the saloon car and it is too quick in a car of this type
00:10:43look at hell see what i mean tiniest little movement to the wheel and it's darting all over
00:10:53the place couple that to the wobbly long travel suspension and it all gets a bit haywire
00:11:02whoa that was rubbish what was that
00:11:06what's that all about and across the line after that fast but messy lap it was time to reveal the
00:11:15times bmw two minutes 26 range rover three minutes two porsche 246 you're only 20 seconds slower
00:11:28than the m3 alfa romeo 240 240 oh six seconds faster than the porsche turbo which proves conclusively
00:11:39that the most sporty of three completely unsporty vehicles yes is the alfa romeo yes right
00:11:48onwards to the next part of our test which was to find out how utilitarian they are
00:11:58we're going to do this by seeing which one of us can get the most amount of dogs in the boot of our car
00:12:07how many do you idiots what what are they if you say dog in canada these are what you get
00:12:12newfoundlands i mean they're enormous they're not dogs they're cattle yeah
00:12:19they're having sex there's dog sex there's actual dog sex going on
00:12:24dog sex maybe we don't need to see this in a brief break from the mating we got on with the test
00:12:31up we go come on come on come on up in the car oh it's a new range rover come on dog right um there's
00:12:42no no i've got up we go in we go
00:12:46the dog that has never been in a car and doesn't want to go in one right sit getting another dog
00:12:55the alfa romeo not only the sportiest vehicle
00:13:04the alfa romeo not only the sportiest vehicle but as you can see perfectly capable of handling
00:13:22a brace of dogs oh yeah the problem is you know electric tailgates if they sense anything they'll
00:13:36open yes that's what so you can't actually close it's not going to stay in is it oh
00:13:43biggest dog here is in yes but you try closing okay then close your boot lid
00:13:49go on then
00:13:51you see it won't close because it's electric
00:13:55what we've established then so far is that these cars are nowhere near as fast as an ordinary car
00:14:00around a racetrack that you cannot put a medium-sized dog in them because of the electric tailgate
00:14:07and you'll damage them because they've all got painted rear ends and carpeted boot floors and that
00:14:12concludes another important test i'm sorry
00:14:19we then went for a short drive to the location for our third test
00:14:23how well our cars worked as vehicles now to do this we are going to see whether our cars are better
00:14:33than a horse and here comes the horse now
00:14:39it's being ridden by somebody called miney kampf
00:14:43it's maddie what it's maddie it's maddie mine is something completely different yeah
00:14:48do you know my range rover is better than that horse in every single way ah but is it yes it is
00:14:53is it well yes it is because it doesn't jig around a bit when you're trying to get in it
00:14:57it doesn't set off on its own at maximum speed it doesn't veer off to one side to
00:15:02eat something or sniff another range rover's ass yes good thing is though we're trying to find out
00:15:06now whether our cars are faster than this horse in this arena this is barrel racing a sport for
00:15:22cowboy girls the idea is that you ride around three barrels as fast as possible
00:15:28while wearing randler jeans her time was 22.69 seconds that's what she did in i shall now go and
00:15:42beat it in my porsche well you've got to remember this is what the roads look like where hammond lives
00:15:47all of this is like his garden yeah it is broken tractor yeah knackered old caravan rusty fence
00:15:53it is we've come to hammond's house soon i was in position and preparing for the off right
00:16:01to do this i need sport plus firm suspension no ride height traction control off okay in three two
00:16:12one go and we're off barrel racing so i'm gonna get around this one first of all with it on my right
00:16:19i'm already going much faster than the horse left now
00:16:29what
00:16:33he's stuck
00:16:36a all-wheel drive overload what oh it's gone into limp home mode
00:16:44this is the most lamentable spectacle
00:16:50gonna do it again no don't let him do it again no you can't have another go that was your time and
00:16:55it was 48.77 that car it's not even half as good as a horse next it was may's turn in the velour
00:17:05oh
00:17:18he's not lost no he's not he's actually i really did think he'd be lost oh god he's gonna beat me
00:17:23come on oh no slowly look he can't find the pet
00:17:32what the hell is this
00:17:37what's the time please tell it's quickly the gate 40.78
00:17:43would you like to jump off the back here yes
00:17:45finally it was my turn and i'd had a brilliant idea now this is what those two didn't realize
00:17:55use the handbrake flip the tail around oh yeah in three two one go
00:18:02there it is ready for the handbrake here we come
00:18:12oh
00:18:14i'm trying to put the handbrake on but it's an electronic handbrake so it just stopped dead
00:18:19the electric handbrake is as useless as the electric tailgate
00:18:22oh no no i'm in limp home service atv system everything has failed
00:18:36virtually parked this is it flat out foot hard down barely moving
00:18:43that looks utterly feeble he's still not out and he's out damn you
00:18:48what's the time you did it yes in yes 45.44 so james may was the fastest yes and then i was the
00:19:03second fastest yes and with that test completed it was time for our conclusion we've proved that
00:19:12suvs are no good at sports or utility stuff and that if you want a vehicle you're better off
00:19:20with a horse and with that back to the tent
00:19:32we thought that we finished at that point but mr willman had other ideas so we're going to be
00:19:38picking that up later on yes we shall however now it's time to step in a dog turd of chat
00:19:46on conversation street
00:19:57now um i want to stick if i may for a minute or two on suvs because 25 of all new cars sold in britain
00:20:05these days are suvs and the thing is i was working out the other day why so many people buy them and i've
00:20:11worked it out see if you're in a hatchback or a saloon and you see an suv which is much larger coming
00:20:15towards you you think if we have an accident i'm going to come off worse so i'd better have one too
00:20:20they're like nuclear weapons once one person's got one everyone's got to have one next thing you know kim
00:20:25young-un's gone one and then it's all a disaster but the fact remains everybody has them or not they
00:20:31are really silly the moment we asked that alpha and the porsche to do a tiny bit of off-roading in
00:20:35that horse arena they just panicked and gave up when did a limp home i actually think they might
00:20:40have too much electronic stuff on those cars they do i mean the four-wheel drive system's all idiotic
00:20:45and then the handbrake that doesn't work no and the tailgates i mean how do you actually load a dog
00:20:51into a car i don't know how do you i mean you can't if you put your hand in to hold the dog back
00:20:56then it's going to detect your arm yes so then you'd have to go around and hold the dog against
00:21:00the seat then you can't close the boot you're not well i know and also you by you're walking around
00:21:04the dog's left on its own in a boot with their own what you're doing is asking a dog to stay alone
00:21:10in a room that's getting smaller it's not going to do it it's going to run away there is no solution to
00:21:15this that i can think of no i think no there is a way to do it you'd have to put your dog in the boot
00:21:20shoot it with a tranquilizer dart so that it went out for a bit well yes james you could do that uh
00:21:26or you could buy a car with a manually closing boot lid yeah which would be cheaper lighter faster
00:21:31and easier right so that's covered that don't buy suvs they're stupid but we have got more on them
00:21:37later on um i've got a bit of conversation is it about iambic pentameters no is it about the
00:21:42embryo 190 no is it about plywood no what is it about it's about vans yes because i borrowed a
00:21:50transit van the other day and the amazing thing about it is it's got all the equipment you'd expect
00:21:54on a well posh car including those sensing headlights that dip automatically so when they see the lights
00:22:00coming the other way they automatically dip but they also dip if they see a reflective road sign oh no
00:22:05that's unbelievable when that happens because it blinds you because they've dipped and now you can't
00:22:08see where you're going as you approach a sign warning you of a hazard ahead which you then can't
00:22:12see no they're all stupid here comes a really dangerous right hand bend i'll just turn the lights
00:22:17off so you can't see it but apart from that i have to say the ford transit van long wheelbase is
00:22:23absolutely brilliant much better than any suv and half the price and the amazing thing is you can get
00:22:28absolutely tons in the back of it well i mean just yeah james it's a van yeah exactly the one problem
00:22:36with it was i found is that when you load a van you have to get out you don't step out you sort
00:22:41of do a little jump so that you look no i don't do a little jump you do a little jump but what i
00:22:45didn't think of was that i had my big parker on that i've got on in that film and as i jumped out
00:22:49the hood caught on something on the roof and i actually i actually hanged myself pretty much as i
00:22:54if you actually had hung yourself we'd have put out a press release saying that you died in an auto
00:22:59erotic accident yeah we would did you have an orange in your mouth no i didn't yeah you would have
00:23:03an hour version of events mate definitely you'd have been wearing a fur-lined anorak and nothing
00:23:08else when you were found by police well you wish you hadn't started that conversation now we get
00:23:15quite a few letters asking us why we never review anything made by tesla very simple actually many
00:23:22years ago i uh gave a firm but fair review to the uh roadster picture of that one there yeah and tesla
00:23:29sued yes they did and they lost and then they appealed and they lost that which is all fine
00:23:35but being sued is a massive pain in the ass it keeps you awake at night really stressy so i thought
00:23:40i will never ever review another tesla as long as i live i shall simply ignore them however tesla is on
00:23:46the brink of becoming a mainstream manufacturer they reckon that by the end of this year they'll be bigger
00:23:52than volvo so i couldn't really ignore them anymore which is why i decided to test the new model x okay
00:23:59because i thought this might actually be an suv we all like
00:24:08with its bobby dazzler back doors this doesn't look like a normal family suv
00:24:13it looks better especially on the inside and it's more practical too because you have seating for seven
00:24:29a boot at the back that's big enough for an owl sanctuary
00:24:32and then another boot at the front because of course it's electric so there's no engine
00:24:42most of all though i'm intrigued by this car because it represents a whole new way of thinking about
00:24:50what a car actually is take this enormous command and control screen as an example it does all the usual
00:24:59stuff navigation music connectivity and so on and so much more besides for example if i want i can
00:25:06turn it into a sketch pad then i can just you know draw pretty patterns and so on as i go along or if
00:25:15i'm bored with being in where am i here there you are swindon which i am i can change it so that i become
00:25:22on mars look at that i'm actually on mars i mean i'm not there obviously
00:25:30but it says i am and that's fun oh and this is a good one if you don't want to see the car you're
00:25:36driving depicted on the screen you can change it so that it becomes
00:25:40bonds lotus that is actually quite funny
00:25:51of course you may think all of this might be a bit of a distraction when you're driving oh well
00:25:58now you see that's the thing because if i pull this lever here twice i get a bong to tell me i've engaged
00:26:06the autopilot which means i'm not driving it is seriously it's doing it all by itself
00:26:16legally cars aren't really allowed to drive around by themselves but this is getting awfully close
00:26:22because it's reading the white lines in the road and then simply sticking between them
00:26:27then if i want to change lanes i don't have to bother with any of that mirror signal maneuver
00:26:31nonsense you just put the indicator on and if it's safe to pull out it does
00:26:38put the indicator on to pull back into the central lane and
00:26:46that's just astonishing all of this means that i can drive along writing important messages on my
00:26:53sketch pad because i know that if the car in front slows down i'll slow down if it speeds up i'll speed
00:27:00up if the traffic stops i'll stop honestly this is the most relaxing thing i've ever driven because
00:27:07all i have to do is sit here unless of course i can't be bothered to do even that
00:27:17okay the car is over there and i literally can't be asked to walk to it so take out my phone put it in
00:27:25summon mode connecting to vehicle and here we go
00:27:40look at that i mean it can't extricate itself from a parking space or come to you from the other side
00:27:47of town so it is only a gimmick but what's wrong with a gimmick that's brilliant and stop
00:28:02but what's it like if you do actually drive it
00:28:05well because it's electric it's quiet obviously eerily quiet stupidly quiet too quiet as they say in the
00:28:21movies
00:28:24it's also heavy because of its massive battery pack however because it's mounted under the floor
00:28:32the center of gravity is very low down
00:28:37and because you've got one electric motor at the front driving the front wheels and one at the back
00:28:41driving the back wheels
00:28:47the car feels nimble and agile feels good
00:28:53so you're thinking it's a fun-filled family car with show-off doors and lots of stuff to excite your inner
00:29:03child but that there's nothing here for the enthusiastic motorist hmm not so fast on that one because
00:29:11what i'm going to do now is drag race this family suv against a mid-engined v10 powered 600 horsepower
00:29:24audi r8
00:29:29right before i do this i'm going to engage what's called ludicrous mode there we are hold on i've got a
00:29:36choice i really want to do this no i want my mommy yes bring it on there we are and then because i have
00:29:44the mental age of a nine-year-old i'm going to use the warp speed graphic and there it is right good i'm ready
00:30:02i'm going to use the warp speed graphic and there it is
00:30:15sweet jesus
00:30:18that really is properly lindicrous
00:30:24100 miles an hour
00:30:25105 110
00:30:28london 12th and he's coming
00:30:32but not fast enough
00:30:40that is astonishing
00:30:43small wonder this thing is fitted with my favorite mode of them all
00:30:48celebration mode there we are all i have to do now is put it in park and get out and lock the doors
00:30:55what's this
00:31:08So, this may be a two-and-a-half-ton, seven-seater PlayStation,
00:31:30but it'll do 0-60 in 3.1 seconds
00:31:34and has a top speed of 155.
00:31:38So, it really does seem to be all things to all men.
00:31:44It's serious and light-hearted. It's sensible and daft.
00:31:50It doesn't feel like anything else. It doesn't go like anything else.
00:31:55It's fabulous.
00:32:00There are, however, some drawbacks.
00:32:03But before talking about those, Mr Wilman said I should fill the remaining six seats with a team of lawyers.
00:32:10First thing I want to talk about is range, because Tesla say this will do 351 miles between charges.
00:32:22But, in my experience, electric cars never do the range that...
00:32:26How extensive is your experience, Jeremy?
00:32:29How many electric cars have you driven?
00:32:31Two.
00:32:33Both of them failed to do the range that the manufacturer said they would do.
00:32:37Because it depends on temperature, it depends on a million things, in any way.
00:32:40As you've said, legally, we need to make very clear, it depends. It depends on the conditions.
00:32:46Most people are not driving like a maniac like you.
00:32:49I'm not doing 34 miles an hour.
00:32:51At the moment.
00:32:52But so are we clear, we completely accept that this car can do 351 miles between charges, don't we?
00:32:59I don't know. I haven't tried it.
00:33:01Well, I think we should accept that, if that's what Tesla says and we don't have any evidence to the contrary.
00:33:05What, you just take what a car manufacturer says as being gospel?
00:33:08Vauxhall says its cars are exciting.
00:33:10I wouldn't wish to contradict them on television unless we had strong evidence to the contrary.
00:33:15Suggesting a claim of a manufacturer is untrue is not where we're going to go today, is it?
00:33:18All right, then. Batteries.
00:33:22We on this show have some experience of electrical fires in a crash.
00:33:28And this has the same sort of batteries that the Rimac had.
00:33:31Yeah, that was in a crash, wasn't it?
00:33:33Drove off an edge and rolled down two hillsides.
00:33:36What, you're saying, Richard, that was too small to steer over the steering wheel?
00:33:39I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying that that was a crash.
00:33:42What people don't understand is that if you crash an electrical car and it has lithium-ion batteries,
00:33:48it could catch fire.
00:33:49And often the fire brigade will turn up and they've only got water on board.
00:33:53So as you're sitting there on fire, you're then being electrocuted.
00:33:57It's just something that's worth bearing in mind, isn't it?
00:34:00Well, I think we should make it clear that we're not suggesting that these cars have any inherent defect.
00:34:05I mean, look what happened with Samsung with their batteries.
00:34:07Well, we're not going to start defaming Samsung, Owen.
00:34:10I think the battery is a good analogy for liable law and reviews generally, in that it has to be balanced.
00:34:17You must have the positive and you must have the negative. Should we bear that in mind?
00:34:21No, what we should bear in mind is that, what I've just written on the screen.
00:34:23I know an area we need to discuss. I think the biggest drawback with this car actually is the width of it.
00:34:32It's so wide, 79 inches, that it won't actually go across Albert Bridge in London.
00:34:37It really won't go across the bridge or do you mean it won't go through a width restriction, a road narrowing?
00:34:43Right, so I have to say this is too wide to fit through the width restriction at the start and indeed finish of Albert Bridge.
00:34:55That's perfect.
00:34:58There is, however, one advantage to this size, especially in a supermarket car park when your Model X is full of lawyers.
00:35:06No, no, no, listen.
00:35:09Mean what you say, just say what you mean, that's the law.
00:35:11Just stay there, all right, stay there.
00:35:15OK, got the phone, summon mode, forwards.
00:35:27Sorry, that never ceases to amaze me.
00:35:30Little bit more, little bit more, and stop.
00:35:33Right, now they can't open the doors, they're trapped, which means they can't interfere when I tell you this car's really big drawback.
00:35:43It's a hundred and fifty-six thousand pounds.
00:35:52I think this is a lot to like on that.
00:35:55Yeah.
00:35:56This is a lot to like.
00:35:58Thing is, though, is that an SUV that we all like?
00:36:04Well, not at that price.
00:36:05No, 156 is silly.
00:36:07I do love some of the gimmicks, though.
00:36:09Yeah, now on that, I have to say, you know the summons facility it's got on it, OK?
00:36:13That didn't always work.
00:36:15And then there was the business on the motorway where it checks for fast traffic coming up behind before moving lanes.
00:36:20How did you find that?
00:36:22Well, I can't say.
00:36:24So I've got a lawyer to write this for me.
00:36:26Really?
00:36:30It's my honest belief that a driverless system does not always behave as you'd expect, and when it doesn't, it can be discomforting.
00:36:37Discomforting?
00:36:38However, I acknowledge and accept that a number of external factors can reasonably result in a driverless car's decision to deactivate self-driving, including, but not limited to, other cars on the road unexpectedly accelerating.
00:36:52So?
00:36:53No.
00:36:54What?
00:36:55For the avoidance of any doubt, these personal observations about driverless cars are my honest opinion and should not be regarded as any statement about the general safety road-worthiness or mechanical effectiveness of this specific car or any other Tesla vehicle.
00:37:11It is bloody fast, though, isn't it?
00:37:13It is really fast.
00:37:15We actually put it round the Ebola drone.
00:37:16It did a 129.6, which is the same as a five-litre Mustang.
00:37:20It's quick.
00:37:21But anyway, let's park the Tesla now and move on to Celebrity Face-Off.
00:37:38Another important question.
00:37:41And it's this.
00:37:43Who is the world's fastest golfing enthusiast?
00:37:46Well, to find out, would you please welcome Rory McIlroy and Paris Hilton?
00:37:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:37:56Look at this!
00:37:58That is a surprise!
00:38:02Peter, how are you?
00:38:03Have a seat, Eric.
00:38:04Lovely to see you.
00:38:05How are you?
00:38:07Have a seat.
00:38:09We're not messing around.
00:38:10We're not messing around this week.
00:38:14Now, you are both golf enthusiasts.
00:38:17Well, you obviously are, because you're heavyweight golfing champion of the world.
00:38:21Sort of need to be, yeah.
00:38:23You, more of a surprise, but your family, of course, does own 50 golf tracks, isn't it?
00:38:27Yes.
00:38:29Or is it courses?
00:38:30Courses.
00:38:31Courses, that's what it is.
00:38:3250 golf, so you play quite a bit of golf.
00:38:34I'm not as good a golfer as him, obviously.
00:38:36As him?
00:38:37Yes.
00:38:38Not figures.
00:38:39But I have been playing since I was around four years old.
00:38:42The one area of golf I really genuinely love are the golf carts.
00:38:46Me too.
00:38:47I don't think I've ever got out of a fully functioning golf cart in my life, ever,
00:38:53because I've always crashed them.
00:38:54I don't know what it is that makes you think, right, I'm going to go a million.
00:38:57You would like my golf cart because I've got the restrictor taken off it,
00:39:00so it goes about 50 miles an hour.
00:39:01You're kidding.
00:39:02No, it does, yeah.
00:39:03That's sick.
00:39:04It does.
00:39:05How much damage could I do with that?
00:39:06You could do a lot.
00:39:07I love the golf carts.
00:39:08Actually, when I was a little girl, my grandfather has a Rolls Royce golf cart and a Bentley one,
00:39:14so my sister and I decided that we wanted to race them.
00:39:18So we're going around the pond on the golf course and going so fast,
00:39:22I smashed the rolls into this huge rock.
00:39:26The entire thing was smashed.
00:39:27I was totaled.
00:39:28We were so scared.
00:39:29We just ran away.
00:39:31And then later, my grandpa's like, where's the Rolls?
00:39:33Like, I want to go golfing right now.
00:39:35I have no idea.
00:39:36Stolen is the answer.
00:39:37That's what I always say.
00:39:38Someone went and had a joy ride in it.
00:39:41I know one thing I wanted to talk about is golfing slang.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:45Because apparently there's quite a bit of, well, it's quite rude.
00:39:48Are you familiar with this?
00:39:50There's a Richard Hammond.
00:39:51I know that, isn't there?
00:39:52There is a Richard Hammond, which means straight down the middle like a rocket, then veers off into the rough at the last minute.
00:39:56Jamie Oliver, you really want to smack it, but you can't.
00:40:09I actually like Jamie.
00:40:10I want to make that quite plain.
00:40:11This is not me.
00:40:12This is just golfing people.
00:40:13Ryanair, okay in the air, but landed miles from where you wanted it to live.
00:40:18Right, shall we go on to cars?
00:40:21Because this is another thing you two have in common.
00:40:23Genuinely an astonishing collection of cars that you both have.
00:40:27You started at the age of 17 with a BMW.
00:40:30Yeah, I had a One Series was my first car.
00:40:32Did that go well?
00:40:33Not very well, no.
00:40:35I thought I was cool having a BMW at that age, just passed my test.
00:40:39Tried to do some handbrake turns in the golf club car park.
00:40:42And that didn't go so well.
00:40:43Nearly actually drove it through the front door of the golf club.
00:40:46Hit a big high curb, bent the steering axle, and I literally had to drive it like this to keep it straight
00:40:52for the five miles I went home.
00:40:53And I got back to my parents and I said I had to swerve to miss a fox away home and it occurred.
00:40:59But, any girls watching, they will have been impressed.
00:41:02We've argued this many times.
00:41:03When a girl sees a guy do a handbrake turn, it's like when a peacock does that feather thing.
00:41:08You say you're not interested, but you are, aren't you?
00:41:11I think it's pretty hot.
00:41:13First honest girl I've ever met.
00:41:15So that was your one series and then you moved up quite quickly to a, well, edge 19, I think.
00:41:2119, I won my first professional golf tournament at 19 and I always thought the image of success was a Ferrari.
00:41:28So I bought a Ferrari at 19.
00:41:30How the hell did you insure it?
00:41:33The premium was quite high.
00:41:36Make it live for us.
00:41:3725 grand a year.
00:41:41You need to win a lot of golf.
00:41:43Yeah, you do, yeah, yeah.
00:41:44And did that kindle like a love of Ferraris?
00:41:47It did, yeah.
00:41:48And I always know that you've loved Ferraris and I, and the reason that I have the cars that I have at the minute, I saw you test drive the F12 that I have and the other.
00:41:56The F12? That's a scary car.
00:41:58You've got an F12 now?
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:00That's a really, that's almost too fast.
00:42:02And didn't you get a LaFerrari?
00:42:03I've got a LaFerrari, yeah.
00:42:04No, because why did you go for a LaFerrari and not a P1, which I proved on this show was better?
00:42:09I would have killed myself in the P1, I think.
00:42:12The P1 is nuts, but they are brilliant. I mean, the LaFerrari is awesome.
00:42:15It's, it's incredible. I mean, I, I haven't taken the LaFerrari on a track like, you know, what we obviously did today.
00:42:21Um, and I don't know if I'd want to. I'd be so scared of flipping another roll in it.
00:42:25That's where it sort of, that's where it belongs on a trip.
00:42:26I know, I know, I just, I just, I'm scared.
00:42:30That's an impressive car collection.
00:42:31Well, not really a collection, but two, they're really super fast Ferraris.
00:42:35But yours is not far behind, because you've got McLaren.
00:42:38Yes.
00:42:39It's 650, yeah?
00:42:40It's absolutely.
00:42:41I love it. I think it's just such, like, a sexy car.
00:42:44It is. And then, and I really hate to say this, my favourite car in the whole wide world, you also own,
00:42:48which makes me slightly murderous, actually, is the word I'm looking for.
00:42:52You've got a Lexus LFA.
00:42:54I actually got the second one they ever made.
00:42:57Really?
00:42:58So, I was so excited, and just driving on the street, no one had ever seen it before, so they literally looked at it like a UFO or something.
00:43:03Yeah, it's definitely a head-turner.
00:43:05Didn't you drive a Bentley every day?
00:43:07Um, yes, I actually had a Bentley custom-made, so it's all baby pink, with crystals on it.
00:43:12Oh, wow, that's...
00:43:15Very pink. I used to drive it all the time, but when I drive it, it's literally like Mickey Mouse at Disneyland.
00:43:20People are pulling over on the freeway, taking selfies.
00:43:25It causes, like, accidents almost, so I try to keep it at home now.
00:43:30Anyway, listen, you obviously came to do your laps.
00:43:32There's no snow this week, which is good, but it's still quite greasy.
00:43:35It was icy.
00:43:36Yeah, it was a little greasy, yeah.
00:43:37Icy and greasy, so we're not going to be looking for a record time today.
00:43:40And you were seriously pushing it, by all accounts.
00:43:43I was.
00:43:44I mean...
00:43:45I love driving fast, and I love when there's no cops around to pull me over, so it's...
00:43:50Exactly. Well, anybody want to see an outtake, actually, of Paris trying really hard?
00:43:57Let's have a look. This is the last corner, which you've got to slow down for,
00:44:01which we obviously never told before, girl. Here we go.
00:44:04Shit!
00:44:05LAUGHTER
00:44:08That's a properly big one.
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:11Well done.
00:44:15You did have a problem, apparently, with that last corner.
00:44:17Because I just wanted to go so fast at the end, and then just making that right...
00:44:22Because it's a really slow... You've got to slow right down to get around.
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25I thought I was going to flip over. I was actually really scared at that point.
00:44:28Would anybody like to see Paris' actual lap?
00:44:31Yeah!
00:44:32Let's play the tape.
00:44:36Yeah, that's an aggressive start.
00:44:39Let's go!
00:44:41OK, the first S.
00:44:43Ooh, beautifully done. Keeping it very tidy.
00:44:47I like to break there.
00:44:49Oh, girl, that's... Was that left foot probably not left foot breaking?
00:44:51That's panic breaking.
00:44:52Ooh, I see.
00:44:53That's the tail out there.
00:44:55On to the difficult bit.
00:44:57And how are we going to handle this?
00:44:58First right.
00:44:59Wide, but...
00:45:01Nicely held.
00:45:03And completely off the track.
00:45:06But that's OK. Back on it again now.
00:45:08F***ing rocks.
00:45:10F***ing rocks.
00:45:11Ooh, that's...
00:45:13Family-friendly words there.
00:45:15Through the gravel cell.
00:45:16Still looking tidy.
00:45:17Not necessarily the wrong thing to do.
00:45:20Keeping it tidy.
00:45:21Ooh, that's wild.
00:45:22And now trying to get in shape.
00:45:24Ready to go back on the tarmac.
00:45:26Bet this was slippery too.
00:45:27Ooh, no, you've done that beautifully.
00:45:30And then.
00:45:31Right.
00:45:32Now, round the final left.
00:45:33And on to the straight.
00:45:35Flat out.
00:45:36Let's do it.
00:45:38Now, this isn't your tricky, but this is now...
00:45:40You've got to start breaking...
00:45:43Now, and do you?
00:45:45Oh, yeah.
00:45:49That's heavy.
00:45:50That was probably too much breaking.
00:45:51But there we are anyway.
00:45:52You've made it across the line.
00:45:53Nicely done.
00:45:56Good.
00:45:58Looks good.
00:46:01So, what do you reckon then?
00:46:02Now you've seen that.
00:46:03Are you feeling nervous?
00:46:05Yeah.
00:46:07Do you want to see Rory's lap?
00:46:08Yeah.
00:46:09Let's see if you chose the wrong sport.
00:46:11Here we go.
00:46:13Right.
00:46:14And we are underway.
00:46:16Third.
00:46:18Fourth.
00:46:19Breaking the 50 board.
00:46:21This is a man who's been listening to the instructors, haven't you?
00:46:23You can tell.
00:46:24That's nicely done.
00:46:26Listening to the instructors is always the key, really.
00:46:29Most men think, I can go better than they do.
00:46:31I know more than they do.
00:46:33Right.
00:46:34And...
00:46:35Holding it on.
00:46:36Yeah.
00:46:37Are we going to take the Paris line?
00:46:38No.
00:46:39We're going to stick on the actual track.
00:46:40Oh, a little bit.
00:46:41That's better.
00:46:42Get two sideways, Rory.
00:46:45Yep.
00:46:46That's beautifully held through there.
00:46:49Smooth power application.
00:46:51Yep.
00:46:52And more of a...
00:46:53Yeah, you should have done this.
00:46:54You're in the wrong sport.
00:46:55No.
00:46:56No, this is looking very good indeed.
00:46:57Are we going to be able to control it here?
00:46:59Yep.
00:47:00Very nicely.
00:47:01And keeping it to the right.
00:47:02Which puts you in the right place for that left?
00:47:04Keep two tyres on the track, so that's all right.
00:47:06And off we go.
00:47:07OK, come on.
00:47:08Lift a little.
00:47:09Turn in.
00:47:11Probably not flat through there today.
00:47:13It's too slippery, too icy.
00:47:15And here's the corner that we were having trouble with.
00:47:16This is the tricky one.
00:47:17The last corner.
00:47:19Oh, a bit of understeer, but just keeping it...
00:47:21Oh, no!
00:47:22Oh, no!
00:47:24Just about made it across the line.
00:47:27Oh, yeah.
00:47:31So, there we are.
00:47:34Right now, just so you know, I've got the...
00:47:37Some times we've had.
00:47:38Fastest so far, 117.
00:47:40Kevin Peterson.
00:47:41Kevin Peterson, yeah.
00:47:42Slowest.
00:47:43Dynamo last week, 139.3.
00:47:45But the track was two feet deep in snow, so he has got an excuse.
00:47:48Oh, he does.
00:47:49He does.
00:47:50He does.
00:47:51Got your times here.
00:47:52Paris Hilton.
00:47:531.25.8.
00:47:54So, that puts you...
00:47:55We'll have a round of applause for that.
00:47:56APPLAUSE
00:47:57You're faster than two people you've never heard of.
00:47:58Alfie Bow and Bill Bailey.
00:47:59Are both, well, roundabout that sort of time, OK?
00:48:001.25.8.
00:48:01That's the time you've got to beat on a greasy track.
00:48:02Rory.
00:48:031.25.
00:48:041.25.
00:48:051.25.
00:48:06That's the time you've got to beat on a greasy track.
00:48:07Rory.
00:48:081.25.
00:48:091.25.
00:48:101.25.
00:48:11That is a very good time.
00:48:12APPLAUSE
00:48:13Very good time.
00:48:14Faster than Hugh Bonneville.
00:48:17Faster than Hugh Bonneville.
00:48:18There you go.
00:48:19Faster than Hugh Bonneville and he was on a dry track.
00:48:20So that was extremely good.
00:48:21I can't thank you enough for coming.
00:48:22I really can't.
00:48:25、 absolute pleasure to have you here.
00:48:27Ladies and gentlemen, Paris Hilton.
00:48:29All right.
00:48:30Paradeonan.
00:48:31That's the time you've got to beat on a greasy track.
00:48:330.25.
00:48:34That's the time you've got to beat on a greasy track.
00:48:371.25.
00:48:381,25.
00:48:390.26.
00:48:40have you here ladies and gentlemen paris hilton and the world's fastest golfing enthusiast rory
00:48:53now earlier on we were in canada where we proved that medium-sized suvs are useless
00:49:00at everything but mr wilman said the tests we'd done were idiotic yeah he said people
00:49:07actually buy them to go canoeing and hiking and mountain biking and he then also said
00:49:12that we could only come home once we'd completed one more challenge
00:49:26why are we telling speed boats never mind that james why have you bought a brown speed boat
00:49:39uh it's orange never mind james's brown speed boat where's your alfa romeo
00:49:45it was stolen no it wasn't it was i came out of the hotel this morning just gone literally gone you
00:49:53know canada is number one in the world for car theft no it isn't so what i've done is i've replaced it
00:49:59with this ford f-150 pickup truck which is the best-selling vehicle not just in canada but the
00:50:06entire world yeah but the fact is you've replaced your alpha because we were told to tow speed boats
00:50:14and you can't fit a tow bar to estelvio the problem is that they've rooted the exhaust on estelvio in
00:50:22such a way that you can't actually as hammond says fit a tow bar i think the thing is that in italy
00:50:28it's unmanly and undignified to tow something i mean why would they tow something it just slows you down
00:50:37soon we arrived at the start point for mr willman's challenge which was precisely in the middle of
00:50:45nowhere james what this is a skip no it's just all stuff that was thrown in well literally thrown in
00:50:54yeah it's all it's all boat stuff is it what there's a traffic cone well that's probably something
00:50:59to do with boating it isn't anything to do with boating it's an oar in a boat suit and a what are
00:51:04you doing looking for bears why because one of the things i don't want to be is eaten by a bear
00:51:10i won't worry about being eaten by one well i do well they do far worse than that oh hang on hang on
00:51:16hang on we have a message and it's from mr willman each of your cars has been fitted with a satellite
00:51:23compass which will direct you to the finish line whoever arrives first can claim to have the best
00:51:28suv well that's me well probably haven't got an suv it's got a twin turbocharged v6 same as the alpha
00:51:36four-wheel drive same as the alpha it's exactly the same color with all that cleared up the race began
00:51:43ah right where are we now there my compass thing says i'm gonna go in that direction
00:51:525.1 kilometers how hard can that be
00:52:00come on little porsche this is your chance to show your off-road credentials
00:52:04the porsche was the only one with a proper four-wheel drive system for this it can divert all of its power
00:52:09to the front wheel so it can scrabble its way out of trouble like a dog pulling itself with its front legs
00:52:16right typical of those two just roar off being brilliant let's have a look at the map first
00:52:26right let's go straight up here through these nettles what are they christmas trees i don't know what they are
00:52:32if you really want to go off road you need a real off-road a range rover a land cruiser a raptor
00:52:45there's no point messing around with a little suv it's not going to go anywhere speaking of which
00:52:56oh i'm stuck going backwards now
00:53:03so i'm going west northwest that's high terrain that's very high i want to avoid that i should
00:53:10try and get through that
00:53:15come on come on
00:53:22all-wheel drive overload rear-wheel drive only reduce engine load
00:53:25it doesn't work i need another route james meanwhile had sorted out his route and was
00:53:34now sorting out his car i'm putting my response system in grass gravel and snow it has just started
00:53:41snowing i also have had what the hell is that look he's got exactly nowhere what a spanner anyway
00:53:52with both my colleagues still on the start line i was winning by miles
00:53:59this is a very narrow little path this one i don't want to be making a mess oh hello
00:54:04right what that is is is a fallen down tree how the hell did you reverse a trailer
00:54:16so if i turn the steering wheel this way
00:54:18this way i've got it i've got it this is a bit no oh
00:54:31oh shit no oh god
00:54:37boat is still attached correct direction roughly right everything's excellent
00:54:46plenty of power this is good
00:54:50right arrows pointing that way
00:54:51now we're making progress
00:54:59once again if i turn into the
00:55:04no this way
00:55:09oh trust that's not all right having carefully unhitched the trailer
00:55:15right i was soon turned round and back on the move looking for another route
00:55:22trailers definitely have
00:55:25an intelligence they have a mind of their own and it's a vindictive mind it wants you to fail
00:55:34and thanks to its vindictiveness all of my lead in this important race was gone
00:55:44quite ballsy of land rover really to build a car that doesn't have a low ratio gearbox
00:55:51but there is a lot of electronically controlled stuff the central diff for example it just locked for me
00:55:56then i can feel it working stuff out finding the grip on different wheels
00:56:01and it works look at that
00:56:09my off-road work is exceptional
00:56:11how long before james may says keep thumbs out of the steering wheel it's all he knows about off-roading
00:56:20thumbs outside the steering wheel in case it kicks
00:56:22mud rut selected just because it's gone a bit slippery but then i too hit a dead end
00:56:33oh
00:56:33oh
00:56:34york
00:56:35right trailer reversing tip
00:56:39if you look in the mirror and i see i want to go the boat to go that side i lift that hand
00:56:45so you look in the mirrors so i do that
00:56:46well i am getting closer according to my electronic compass this is looking good
00:56:58i just don't know if they don't find this track
00:57:05to be honest in the raptor i didn't need a track
00:57:10i'm not a fan of pickup trucks and i will kill you if you ever told richard
00:57:13him and this but this is impressive it's just drumming its fingers coming along here i mean
00:57:20if i'd have asked it to tow a battleship maybe it would be struggling a bit but a speedboat
00:57:31yes well done you little car
00:57:36do you know i'm gonna win this
00:57:39oh hang on a minute
00:57:40well this thing's telling me it must be on the other side of the lake
00:57:49i can see a flag there's a flag it's there
00:57:53clearly it would be impossible to drive the mccan round the shoreline
00:57:58so i needed to break out the map and find another route
00:58:02a track track track track there will be one
00:58:05oh oh good
00:58:07why you stopped here finish line's over there yes i know i'm just working out how to get there
00:58:15you just drive around the outside blow it on the beach i can't do that that's because you're in
00:58:20the wrong car but you're in the wrong car i'm not in the wrong car rather than have a pointless debate
00:58:28about this i decided to let the raptor do the talking here we go oh yeah
00:58:35meanwhile very far back in a blizzard on a hill the velar's electronics predictably were starting to
00:58:45struggle right low traction launch activate
00:58:52doesn't like it
00:58:53oh no i've got to be honest i'm a bit disappointed i'm using absolutely everything on here
00:59:02what's that big bump this beach is woodier than i thought but the speed boat is still upright and
00:59:22that's good and round and we go oh no no no no no bloody hell
00:59:35distance reducing hill descent control is automatically on trolling the speed with my thumb
00:59:42um it's excellent at going downhills this range rover not so sure about it going up them having
00:59:50righted the boat with no help from any of the film crew
00:59:55i was back on the move
01:00:00it's not just dithering about
01:00:01this is what we need proper track it's further from the lake i'll have further to go but
01:00:18i can get a move on now we've got a race on our hands eventually i arrived at the lake but i wasn't
01:00:27worried about how far back i was because i'd had an idea that message from mr willman it said the
01:00:35first person to get to the finishing line didn't it is that right director yes first person didn't
01:00:41say anything about the car so why don't i just unload the boat and boat across meanwhile i'd left
01:00:48the difficult beach through a wood and was on a track with a problem
01:00:55my vindictive trailer has now decided to have a puncture
01:01:02well i'm going to pay it back by not stopping because i've got time
01:01:06i didn't even stop when the vindictive trailer decided to be on fire
01:01:21oh i'm gonna lose that outboard
01:01:24i'm gonna lose that outboard
01:01:25i'm gonna lose that outboard
01:01:27okay
01:01:28so now i'm going to lose that outboard
01:01:30i'm gonna lose that outboard
01:01:32i'm gonna lose that outboard
01:01:34and i'm cutting in front of this point
01:01:35one wheel on my wagon and i'm still rolling along
01:01:40This is good. This is very good.
01:01:43But then...
01:01:45Bloody hell.
01:01:47No! I'm in another dead end!
01:01:50There was only one thing for it, another manual three-point turn.
01:02:01This steel's just so warm and comfortable.
01:02:10Whoa! Come on!
01:02:14Drifting my boat!
01:02:29I'm 57.
01:02:33No! No! No!
01:02:40Come on, come on, come on!
01:02:47Right.
01:02:48Meanwhile, I was ready for the final charge.
01:02:51Goodbye, losers.
01:02:53Ignition...
01:02:54Start!
01:03:04Oh, Cork!
01:03:08I'm just going as fast as I dare.
01:03:11Speed, speed, power.
01:03:20With the other two heading for failure,
01:03:22I'd got HMS Orange started and was cruising to an easy win.
01:03:28This is just brilliant.
01:03:30Full throttle!
01:03:31Oh, Cork!
01:03:44The boat is beginning to behave oddly.
01:03:47There is a bit of water coming in, but it's not very far.
01:03:57Come on!
01:03:58There's the flag!
01:04:03There's the flag!
01:04:08Oh, really?
01:04:10A loser!
01:04:13Oh, God.
01:04:15Well, hang on a minute.
01:04:16What?
01:04:17Where's your boat?
01:04:19It was there.
01:04:20No, it's not.
01:04:21It's just some bits of boat.
01:04:23It's a boat...
01:04:24It's a boat jigsaw.
01:04:26So, you're finishing this race without your car...
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:29...without your trailer or the boat that was on it...
01:04:31And you've got the boat!
01:04:32You've got some bits of boat and you're claiming to be the winner.
01:04:35Listen.
01:04:36You've come second.
01:04:37You're taking it badly, I think.
01:04:39It doesn't matter.
01:04:40Because an even more interesting race
01:04:43is developing out on the water as we speak.
01:04:48Handling is affected by water ingress.
01:04:50It's getting closer to my kneecaps.
01:04:52Our Canadian flag, come on!
01:04:55Will he make it to the finish point before he sinks?
01:04:59That's got some tension in it, hasn't it?
01:05:01I know!
01:05:02There's no tension here.
01:05:03This is done.
01:05:04Oh, yeah, this is...
01:05:05But we'll give you more.
01:05:06You two!
01:05:08Help!
01:05:08Come and rescue!
01:05:10I'm going down!
01:05:11My boat's smashed to pieces, James!
01:05:13I can't help you with that!
01:05:15My boat's...
01:05:16Look, it'll take me ages.
01:05:17It's all the way over there!
01:05:19It's going down!
01:05:20I'd have to move mine out of the way.
01:05:23Yeah.
01:05:24And then I'd have to walk up there, along those rocks.
01:05:27It's gone!
01:05:28Oh, Jesus!
01:05:30Ah!
01:05:30It's so cold!
01:05:31Look, he's going...
01:05:33Ah!
01:05:33You bastard!
01:05:34Have you ever seen...
01:05:35Ah!
01:05:37My testicles have retreated!
01:05:38We don't need to know that!
01:05:40Oh!
01:05:41Oh, no!
01:05:42Oh!
01:05:44Oh!
01:05:45That hurt me just watching.
01:05:46I've got a runny nose thinking of.
01:05:48My bit's just shriveled.
01:05:49Oh!
01:05:50Cold day.
01:05:52That was a cold, cold day.
01:05:54I wouldn't have wanted to be in that water.
01:05:56That couldn't help.
01:05:58I really wouldn't.
01:06:00What...
01:06:01What that film proves is that if you want to buy a Range Rover Velar
01:06:06or a Stelvio or a McCann, you're better off with a Ford Raptor.
01:06:11Yeah, not only that, the Raptor is actually near as damn it.
01:06:14Half the price of those other SDGs.
01:06:15Yes, but you can't buy a Raptor in Britain.
01:06:18And so, on that terrible disappointment, for you lot, at least,
01:06:22it's time to end.
01:06:23Thank you so much for watching.
01:06:24Goodbye!
01:06:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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