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00:01There's some fucking fraud. I love you Reed, but you fraud and he shows me the picture of me taking
00:07pictures of Anacla and I said
00:08I already got and then Dave quote tweets it. Dave fucking Portnoy knows me. Is he talking shit?
00:14Get the fuck out of here. You're all pussy. You're all pussy.
00:18The shit you put me through for what? Like why do I make myself look like a clown?
00:22What do you mean what? Chuck, you know what happened. Why you ask?
00:27You didn't know they were at Disney Plus, Joe. I didn't know. Why do you not know?
00:31I don't keep up with all the coming and goings of media. I didn't know Rich Eisen was, I thought
00:35he was still on the NFL Network.
00:37I forgot there was an NFL Network. I haven't been that for a year. Yeah, I know.
00:40When you saw it tweeted from ESPN College Football, you're like, oh boy. I'm freaked out a little bit.
00:45But then Dave didn't tweet about it and I'm like, oh, whew. And I show up on web today and
00:49he had it locked in love.
00:50Oh, I saw it. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it as well.
00:52I couldn't believe they did it though because I didn't know that show was ESPN.
00:57Yeah. And I couldn't. And even. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby Bones. Yeah.
01:02But even if that show is ESPN, I'm still shocked they tweeted me. So.
01:06No, what do you mean? I don't want to steal all of us.
01:09I was actually pretty surprised. ESPN College Football tweeted Brandon was very surprised in regards.
01:14No, not at all. They want to give him a little suck so he starts looking at them.
01:18Oh, like I haven't already been looking at them. They're stealing everyone.
01:22Congrats on the ESPN.
01:25What do we have going on in there?
01:27We have the show league fantasy draft. Mike Trout's fantasy league.
01:32Which he's not excited about at all.
01:35Stephen Shea no longer excited.
01:38I'm running it.
01:39The real word on Australia is how Team Big Cat in a league commission by Stephen Shea got the second
01:44pick last year and the first pick this year.
01:45Zero people need to see anything. Why do I even do that?
01:49It's like 8 a.m. on the west coast.
01:51There's like two guys on the west coast.
01:52Hop on the zoom in your jammies. You won't.
01:55All right. We're on the clock.
01:56We're on the clock.
01:58Jameer Gibbs. We're going to take Jameer Gibbs.
02:00All right. You kind of got to do it in the app, but sure.
02:02This is for Jersey Jerry.
02:03This is for Jersey Jerry. We will be selecting.
02:05Watch this. Watch this.
02:06What's that say?
02:07Georgie.
02:07Georgie boy. Take that commish right there.
02:10How are we doing?
02:11Let us know. We went.
02:13The owner has arrived.
02:14We went with the two highest ceiling guys in Gibbs Mountain first.
02:19Oh, we got Burden?
02:20We got Burden tickets.
02:21Fuck yes. I like ice too.
02:22Yeah.
02:23We just had Cam Scadaboo on. I asked him,
02:25what do you say to anyone who's trying to draft you right now?
02:28He said, draft me or don't. I don't care.
02:31Jay, you don't seem too happy with the zoom participation.
02:34No, terrible. And Trouser's being an asshole over text too, so.
02:37Who's, uh, so we, that we don't have a zoom?
02:41Nobody has bad news on the zoom.
02:42No one joined?
02:43Bad news on the zoom.
02:44He's cranky.
02:46I mean, you're the commission.
02:47You can't get anyone to join on zoom.
02:48Yeah, no.
02:49I mean, I think I might be on the impeach Stephen Che train too.
02:52Oh, did you see our team name?
02:53Yeah. No, I, what am I getting out of this?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Nothing.
02:57You're, this is the biggest day is you getting to see everyone's face.
03:00Not really. I mean, it's been poor zoom participation all the time, but you,
03:04I'm being threatened with less work during my busiest time of year for a job.
03:09I don't get paid for.
03:10Uh oh.
03:12I also like that he acts like he doesn't receive payment in like batting practice access.
03:16Yeah.
03:16Trout is his best friend.
03:17Getting to text these guys.
03:19Yeah.
03:19Getting to text him.
03:20John Peterson is your best friend.
03:21Trout is sex and nobody likes you.
03:22Why do I want to text that guy?
03:24He said that?
03:25Yeah.
03:25I got to, I got to thumb that up.
03:27You've been a dickhead.
03:28Trout, Trout's cranky this morning.
03:30He had to wake up early on.
03:32He had to wake up at eight o'clock in the morning.
03:33No one likes you.
03:34Okay.
03:36I'm going to heart it.
03:37Oh, Shane Bieber.
03:39Why are you so cranky?
03:40I love our team right now.
03:42Why are you so cranky?
03:43Why are you so cranky?
03:44This is a complete waste of my time.
03:45What was the quote, Evo?
03:46He said, uh, to be honest, this is a complete waste of my time because only two people got into
03:50Zoom.
03:51Why are you so cranky?
03:52You wore your, you wore your best box jersey for today.
03:54And the boy, and the fellas, and the fellas didn't show up.
03:58No, no.
03:59The Zoom participation is always pretty poor.
04:01So I wasn't like, oh, okay.
04:02We're going to have 20 people.
04:03Did Trout hurt your feelings?
04:04He said no one likes you?
04:06No, I don't care about that.
04:07Because I texted him on the side and I said, I agree.
04:12Is there a pick?
04:14Okay.
04:14He's just not even paying attention.
04:16No, he's not.
04:16He's, he's, he's, he's, he's sad that Trout's just dog walking him on text.
04:22And with 7-1, the discussions begin.
04:26What are we doing?
04:27Are we taking two running backs here?
04:28I know.
04:29God damn it.
04:29We're going to.
04:30We're going to take him.
04:32Our hands are tied.
04:34Take him, uh, 9-1 instead of 8-12.
04:37Yeah, that's actually true.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Do not take him in the eight.
04:40We will not.
04:41We wait until a nine.
04:42We say we'll take him in the nine.
04:43I hope Trout doesn't know the game.
04:45Blutman wants us to pick him, but we have to have morals and standards.
04:48And my follow-up tweets will be like, we just picked him.
04:53Someone's going to do it.
04:54I'm not even a Josh Jacobs guy, but you take value.
04:58You know value.
04:59We'll use the V word here.
05:01Commish.
05:02It's kind of like anti.
05:03It's actually anti values.
05:05You can't take him behind.
05:06You have to take him first.
05:07Well, sorry.
05:07I would take, I would take those.
05:09You have to take him first.
05:10And who else is available?
05:11Do we have to go double running back you think?
05:13Probably.
05:13I mean, we don't have to.
05:14Should we see if we can give him the 11?
05:16I thought he would have gone already to be quite honest.
05:19Oh, yeah.
05:19Do not take him in the eighth round.
05:20We will not take him in the eighth, but we 100% take him in the ninth after that.
05:24Yeah.
05:24These are the wide receivers available.
05:26It's Jordan Tyson, Alec Pierce.
05:28Jordan Tyson, isn't he out?
05:29He's out for the year.
05:30He's out for a long time.
05:31You got it.
05:32You got it.
05:32I think it's Manungai.
05:33That makes me nervous.
05:34The fact that you just said Jordan Tyson, he's out for the year.
05:36I'm saying he's available.
05:37Like, I'm saying.
05:38He's out.
05:38I'm telling you the rankings.
05:40I wouldn't take Alec Pierce either.
05:41I would do the Manungai here.
05:43There we go.
05:43I think Manungai Jacobs.
05:44We just take the two right.
05:45Yeah.
05:45I think there's two guys we want.
05:47Right down.
05:48Right down.
05:48All right.
05:49All right.
05:50At 8-12, we're taking Kyle Manungai.
05:54Manungai.
05:54We are, Jay.
05:55We're submitting the pick.
05:57And this is your spelling.
05:58Yeah.
05:58This is the guy you're taking.
05:59Let me see.
06:00The 9-1 pick, we will be selecting.
06:05I'm going to put a sad face.
06:06We're going to put JJ.
06:08We don't.
06:08Jerry?
06:09Yeah.
06:09We don't even want him.
06:10All right.
06:10Big Cat.
06:11We've drafted JJ.
06:129th round.
06:13Justin Jefferson?
06:14Disavow.
06:14I'm just saying right now, my guys, I didn't see who they picked.
06:18The commission has to be clear.
06:19Justin Jefferson is off the board.
06:21Oh, now you want to do your job and I want to pick.
06:24I want to just be clear.
06:25I want to be clear.
06:26That's Jacobs.
06:26I wasn't in the room.
06:27I was not in the room when Josh Jacobs was picked.
06:30I was not in the room.
06:32Adam Schefter, he hasn't been suspended.
06:34Tweet would hit like crack right now.
06:36Speaking of JJ.
06:40I mean, we had to do it.
06:42I mean, these guys decided to pick Josh Jacobs.
06:44While I don't endorse the character of the individual, we'll have to see if he's suspended from the
06:48league or police.
06:52In the 9th round, it's a decent value pick.
06:57What happened with Greg coming back?
07:01So Greg comes back from Toronto and they post these clips of him hanging out with these girls,
07:06which, hey, congrats, Greg.
07:08I'm glad someone else in this company knows how to talk to women.
07:11Thank you for representing the patch on your shirt.
07:13And Big Cat and the Yak.
07:15Do what they do best.
07:16They're stupid little bit.
07:17How can we push Nicky smokes his button?
07:19And oh, let's just say he gets more pussy than smokes.
07:21So then I do what I always do.
07:23And by the way, it's not just me.
07:26The Yak ends.
07:26People go down there and we work out.
07:28So I went on the treadmill like I do pretty much every day.
07:31Get my little afternoon lift in.
07:32What do you have to say about the allegations, Greg?
07:34What allegations?
07:36That you've risen up all the Toronto baddies.
07:40It happens.
07:41I mean, they just came to me.
07:43What do you want me to do?
07:44What's up, Greg?
07:45Come here, Greg.
07:46What's up, boy?
07:47Come here.
07:49Just on your fingers.
07:53No pussy.
07:54Never said I did.
07:55No pussy.
07:56You might go with the right.
07:57Are you a righty?
07:59No.
08:00Ah, you thought about it.
08:02You thought about it.
08:03I thought about it a little bit.
08:04It wasn't enough flavor, though.
08:06No, I was in bed last night with Oli.
08:10I'm proud of you.
08:12Did you just scratch your balls and try to dab me up?
08:15This guy's trying to fucking sun me?
08:17No, I scratched my belly.
08:23I'll see you around.
08:24Yeah, I'll see you around.
08:24Hey, Greg.
08:25Oh, now the hoes take one.
08:29All it takes is a little action, and now they're all crawling around.
08:33Now, welcome to tonight.
08:35Welcome to tonight.
08:37Welcome to tonight.
08:37Wait, it's tough to learn something special.
08:39It's tough to learn something special.
08:39It's tough to learn something special.
08:40You didn't even know who we were talking about.
08:42I was saying hi because I felt bad for being an asshole.
08:44I don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
08:46Why are you getting all emotional?
08:47Damn.
08:48I don't know what I said.
08:49You don't even know what I said, and you're screaming.
08:51You pull over all the hoes.
08:52Like, you get a little bit of action.
08:54Now, I don't even know what the fuck that says.
08:58Someone pissed at her cereal this morning, and this fucking fraud.
09:03I love you, Reed, but you fraud takes a video from upstairs
09:07of me walking on the treadmill.
09:08So, he posts that.
09:10I'm like, bro, are you serious?
09:11Like, this is what we're doing right now?
09:12So, I said, look, I'm just glad you took a break from making videos
09:16about begging Brianna Chicken Fry to answer your DMs to post this.
09:21And I was like, okay.
09:22I won the war.
09:23Next day, I'm downstairs in the kitchen.
09:25I'm talking to Hank, and Annika's like, can you take pictures with me?
09:29I'm like, yeah, I got you.
09:30We go upstairs.
09:30We grab a helmet by the sail side.
09:32I take a couple pictures, and I look in the corner.
09:34I see, oh, what's up, Reed?
09:35What are you doing?
09:36And he's like, hee, he's a little stupid little fucking face on his face.
09:39And then I go downstairs to get a can of Lucy.
09:42I'm like, bro, just show me what's on your phone.
09:43And he shows me the picture of me taking pictures with Annika.
09:46And I said, I already got it.
09:48I look like a cuck.
09:49So, he posts that, knocks me out, steals my manhood.
09:54And then Dave, quote, tweets it and says, check me.
09:59No, what just happened?
10:01I didn't do anything.
10:05No fucking way.
10:09Dave fucking pornoi knows me?
10:14Are you fucking kidding me?
10:16Check me, bro.
10:19Oh, he's, dude, he's gonna get way more pissed now, dude.
10:22He's gonna get way more fucking pissed now.
10:24But that's, I'm shaking, dude.
10:26I didn't, I didn't know you knew me like that, bro.
10:31Ray nude.
10:34Ray nude.
10:36Shout out press.
10:37Shout out fucking press, bro.
10:39Holy fuck.
10:41I'm just sitting here fixing my sprained wrist.
10:43Just another day after school, honestly.
10:45Like, that's scary.
10:46I'm literally shaking, dude.
10:48You're welcome for the engagement.
10:49Oh, that's insane.
10:53That's fucking insane, dude.
10:57Dave fucking pornoi.
11:01Holy fuck.
11:03You see, Dave quoted that fucking picture of me taking pictures of you?
11:08The shit you put me through for what?
11:10Like, why do I, why do I make myself look like a clown for you?
11:12I think you should reply to him.
11:14And say, I thought Annika and I's storyline isn't relevant anymore.
11:26What do you mean what happened?
11:29Chuck, you know what happened.
11:30Why are you asking?
11:31Fucking Reed, Reed, Reed being a little fucking off.
11:34Takes a picture of me taking pictures for her.
11:36Because I'm a good friend.
11:38That's it.
11:39Just a friend.
11:40Right.
11:40I'm helping the company.
11:43Making content for her.
11:45And then he's like, checkmate, headass.
11:47No, I'm about to check you right now.
11:49Told me, oh, I thought our storyline meant nothing.
11:51I thought our storyline meant nothing.
11:53But then you post a thread of us.
11:54It does 2 million views, 18,000 likes.
11:57Ain't that right?
11:58Ray Nude.
12:00Grandma, I'm cooking too many things right now.
12:03You hear that?
12:03QB1, thank you.
12:06You're focused on destroying Nicki Smoke's life, but.
12:09No, it wasn't destroying his life.
12:11I caught the body first.
12:13It wasn't destroying your life.
12:13It wasn't just meetings.
12:15He had to destroy your body.
12:15It wasn't destroying your life.
12:17It wasn't destroying your life.
12:17He's content now.
12:18I'm not.
12:18No, I'm not.
12:19No, I'm not.
12:20Content Reed.
12:21He's a rider and he's content.
12:23No, no, no, no, no.
12:24I'm sorry.
12:26You are content Reed.
12:27It's fine.
12:27We all want you to be content.
12:29I'm not content.
12:30That's my bad.
12:31Sorry, sorry.
12:32I missed the days where I'm just happy to clip.
12:36Yeah.
12:36I am just happy to clip.
12:38I'm still a clipper, dog.
12:39I'm still clipping shit, dog.
12:41If he wasn't content, he would've took that picture,
12:42sent it to the Viva chat.
12:43The Viva chat would've put it.
12:44Oh, get the fuck out of here.
12:46You're a pussy.
12:47You're a pussy.
12:48Get the fuck out of here, bro.
12:49Content Reed.
12:51Content Reed.
12:52Bro, you're just mad that you got that.
12:53I got Dave quote tweeting your ass, bro.
12:55That was a great point.
12:56We probably lost tons of views now.
12:58No, you're an idiot, bro.
13:00When that check comes in at the end of the month,
13:03you know where it's coming.
13:04It's gonna be short a couple hundred.
13:05Yeah.
13:05Yeah.
13:06That's crazy.
13:07All for what?
13:0922 extra dollars on Twitter?
13:11That would've ripped on Viva.
13:13Yeah, it's fucked up.
13:14Oh, come on, dude.
13:15That was...
13:16Dude, I was beefing.
13:17I was beefing with him.
13:18And it was like the perfect for my...
13:20for my channel.
13:23Oh, alright.
13:24Just think about yourself and not the company.
13:26Yeah, I know.
13:27That's fucking...
13:27Yeah.
13:28I would've loved 724k views from the brand account.
13:32Yeah.
13:33But there's nothing wrong with the little me over we.
13:36What, Graham?
13:36Is he talking shit?
13:38Are you talking shit still or no?
13:39I thought we just called Ceasefire.
13:40Yeah, we are.
13:41He's just telling him he missed the meeting.
13:42Like, I'm not even...
13:44I think he...
13:45He missed the meeting and a great opportunity to grow on Viva.
13:49Yeah, yeah.
13:50I'm caught him in the doghouse and chug right now.
13:52But I will say this.
13:54That was the best thing that ever could've happened to me.
13:56Because in that moment, I realized...
13:59You look like a fucking cuck.
14:01And never again will I pick up a camera or sit there like a little fucking puppy as if...
14:08Take me back.
14:09Fuck that.
14:10That shit's dead.
14:10So Reed, fuck you, but thank you.
14:14And today, Portnoy...
14:16You know what?
14:17Never mind.
14:19You were the lucky winner of doing the Mostly Sports prep sheet for tomorrow.
14:23Yeah.
14:24All right, so I've been doing this for about two and a half hours now.
14:27And this is what I got.
14:29Mostly Smokes.
14:30Got the date.
14:31Morning brain teaser.
14:33Mount Rushmore of American tits.
14:35They don't have to be famous.
14:37It could be a mix of both.
14:39So I put an example for them.
14:41Sydney Sweeney, Connor Griffin's mom, Jared Goff's girlfriend, Kate Upton.
14:46Like, that would be an example of Mount Rushmore.
14:47You can mix and match.
14:49You can go famous, not famous, whatever you want.
14:51That's also all I have on the prep sheet.
14:54Hopefully we get some sports news.
14:55If not, it's going to be a lot of broads, Broward, Broward Hour.
14:59That will be on there for sure.
15:00What was talked about today on mostly so I don't put it on the sheet?
15:05A prep sheet?
15:06Yeah.
15:07Yep.
15:08Do you know what a prep sheet is?
15:09I know what it is.
15:10What topics were talked about today so I don't give you a duplicate?
15:13I was in the meeting.
15:14I wasn't able to watch.
15:15I was only there for five minutes.
15:16You got away for news now.
15:17Yeah, I figured that this would be a Broward and Broads prep sheet.
15:21That's what it is.
15:22I love Broward Hour.
15:22Let's do the Browdies or something for an award show.
15:25A little superlatives.
15:26Okay, superlatives.
15:28But you also will need some stuff from sports last night.
15:31Smoke, Smoke, we're not done yet.
15:33I know, I'm here, I'm here.
15:34No, you were walking away.
15:35He was walking away.
15:36Graham, you caught on camera, he was walking away.
15:37You're going to need sports for at least the first 45.
15:41I like sports.
15:42I know, so you'll need stuff that happened from last night.
15:45And it's better for you if it's a slow day.
15:48If tonight nothing happens in sports that's perfect.
15:50Well, what's going to happen in sports tonight?
15:52I don't know.
15:53I don't know if someone at the US Open takes a racket and slashes someone's neck.
15:59You put that shit on your prep sheet?
16:01That would be a lie.
16:02That would be a lie.
16:02You guys talk about tennis on multi-sport?
16:04Ricky Smokes.
16:05If someone took a racket and slashed another person.
16:08Oh, I didn't hear that.
16:09I thought you just said on the court.
16:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:10That would be a viral world view.
16:12Alright, so I'll wait for the sports news.
16:13You need to see sports news because at the top of the sheet you will have to put one,
16:17two, three, four sports things at least.
16:19What do you think of this?
16:21They signed Justin Herbert's brother.
16:23So I want to do give me the best nepo baby hires in any power four sport and barstool.
16:31Nice.
16:32Okay.
16:33Okay, did they talk about that?
16:35They did not talk about that.
16:40We're calling this the biggest day of your life, folks.
16:42Yeah, this is a pretty big day for me.
16:45This is the hardest I've worked on anything that required Google Docs since college.
16:51So this is a pretty big deal.
16:53Today we got mostly smokes.
16:55Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026.
16:59We're going to start the boys off with a couple brain teasers.
17:02Mount Rushmore of American tits.
17:04I feel like that's a good way to get the blood flow going, get your brain working.
17:07So this is going to be tricky because Mount Rushmore has how many faces on it?
17:11Four.
17:12Four.
17:12So does Sydney Sweeney's tits take up two spots?
17:15No, just one.
17:16One rack.
17:17So, okay.
17:18But what if I would take a left and a right tit?
17:20Yeah, you could pick.
17:21Okay.
17:22Yeah, if you want to go one tit, yeah.
17:23Okay.
17:24They're not always the same size.
17:25Right.
17:25Actually, no one has the same size.
17:27Is that true?
17:28Yeah, one's always better than the other.
17:29Even when they're like created by man?
17:33Yeah, his doctors aren't that great.
17:35We got the Mints VP.
17:37So this is the worst athlete or coach who still has a job even though they continuously fuck
17:43up or just flat out suck.
17:46DeJounte love broke ass hairline exposed in mugshot.
17:49Eagles fans riot as Connor Griffin makes cheerleading debut in the NFL.
17:55This is a big ass prep sheet.
17:56Yeah, it's 20 pages.
17:58You're kidding me.
17:59Nope.
17:59These boys can't go off script.
18:00You got to keep them in line.
18:01That's what I'm saying.
18:02I might sit in.
18:03Probably my favorite topic.
18:05How ass are they?
18:06We got JJ McCarthy, Ben Simmons, and Mark Titus, Ohio State basketball player.
18:12So their job is to work together to take one of these three asses.
18:17This is Nicki Minaj's ass.
18:19Kim Kardashian's ass.
18:20J-Lo.
18:21Perfect ass.
18:22Yep.
18:23Classic ass.
18:24Mostly debate.
18:25You can only pick one for the rest of your life.
18:28Only missionary, but she has small boobs and a fat ass.
18:34Or only back shots, but big boobs and no ass.
18:43Uh, that's a hard question.
18:44It's pretty good, right?
18:45It's good shit.
18:46Uh, first one.
18:48Missionary.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah, me too.
18:50This is what I was expecting.
18:52This one's all bold.
18:53And you're going to have to blur this out, but congrats on making it to the last page
18:58of my prep sheet.
18:59Here's the girl I banged last Saturday, and no, it's not a co-worker.
19:12That's pretty good shit, right?
19:14Oh my god.
19:15You can't do that.
19:16You're not allowed to do that, I don't think.
19:17Well, they're not going to show it on the show.
19:20You're not allowed to do that.
19:22That's a bonus for getting to the end of the packet.
19:2420 pages is a steep prep sheet.
19:27That's so unique.
19:28It's like a Harry Potter book of prep sheets.
19:30Well, I took it so serious, dude.
19:31I was doing this, like, because random things would pop up on the timeline.
19:35It's like, well, now I got to add it to the prep sheet.
19:36Now I got to add it to the prep sheet.
19:38Like, I couldn't just sit there with my balls out on my couch and watch The Godfather in
19:42Peace last night.
19:43They want me to be the prep sheet.
19:45You know, we can work out a deal.
19:47Big moment right here.
19:49Big, big moment.
19:52Mostly smokes.
19:54Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026.
19:56Here we go.
19:57Everybody watching this knows we commissioned Nicky Smokes to do the prep sheet.
20:02Or are we asking for volume?
20:03Smokes, this is the thickest thing I've ever felt in my life.
20:05How many pages is this?
20:06It's 20 pages.
20:08There's a lot of pictures on there, just so you guys are just informed of what's going on.
20:12The very first word on Mostly Smokes is morning brain teasers, which promises to get our brain
20:19going probably maybe with a word game or a puzzle, you would think, if it's a brain teaser
20:24or some sort of maybe like a wordle.
20:26So, number one, Mount Rushmore of American tits don't have to be famous.
20:31Now, don't have to be famous makes this exercise kind of pointless.
20:36Right.
20:36I could just say anybody.
20:38Yeah, I'm going to say my bus driver in fifth grade.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Well, then you would describe it to the audience.
20:44My 1997 high school girlfriend, but not my 1997.
20:46What made those tits so special?
20:49They were big.
20:50And round?
20:51Were they plumb?
20:52Did they sag?
20:53Were they up?
20:54And we're off.
20:55The Mount Rushmore of tits.
20:57Yes.
20:58There's probably only two people on this Mount Rushmore.
21:01Oh, because there's four tits.
21:03Yeah.
21:03So, this can only be a two-person mountain.
21:05Yeah.
21:05What if we did like Sydney Sweeney's right one, Connor's mom's left.
21:13You see the brain teaser in this, right?
21:15No.
21:16How ass are they?
21:17This is a game where we determine how ass they are.
21:21JJ McCarthy, Ben Simmons, and Mark Titus.
21:25And you're asking yourself, folks, which Mark Titus?
21:27You have to be more specific.
21:28Sure, sure.
21:28There's so many out there.
21:30Yeah.
21:30And that's why we put in parentheses the Ohio State one.
21:32Okay.
21:33Of the three athletes, I am the most ass.
21:37Sure.
21:37Sure.
21:38So, I am inclined to assign myself to the biggest most ass.
21:43But, when you put the graphic out, you know, it's going to be confusing because people are
21:46going to say, the best ass.
21:48The best ass.
21:49Do I think that I'm the best ass?
21:51Right.
21:51Or do I think, I'm the most ass.
21:53There's no question.
21:54So, here's-
21:54Oftentimes, the most ass is the best ass.
21:57Here's the conundrum.
21:57I'm not the best.
21:58So, you're the worst player on the list.
22:00Yes.
22:01It's a tough list here.
22:03But, I would say of the three I just saw, the third was the worst.
22:08Tough list.
22:09It's a tough list.
22:10And that's a lot.
22:12I'm inclined to say I'm J-Lo.
22:14You're J-Lo.
22:14I'm like real, like, I'm historically real ass.
22:18I'm going to say-
22:18I made my entire career out of being ass.
22:21You're J- Let's just keep them in that order.
22:23JJ McCarthy is Nicki Minaj.
22:25Ben Simmons is Kardashian.
22:27You are J-Lo.
22:29Okay.
22:29If you make it through, there's a surprise.
22:32That's all I'll say.
22:33Um-
22:33All right, this is crazy.
22:34Yeah, this is-
22:36You can only pick one.
22:37We're not even-
22:38I'm not even-
22:38Skipping that one?
22:39I'm skipping that one.
22:40We're not even reading that one.
22:41Congrats on making it to the last page of the prep sheet.
22:45Here's the girl I banged on Saturday.
22:49I don't-
22:50I banged on Saturday.
22:51I promise not a coworker don't show on the show.
22:55God damn, god damn.
22:56I'm not looking at that either.
22:57I'm not looking at that.
22:58I, I, I was, uh, part of me was curious.
23:01Is this a joke?
23:02Yeah.
23:02Is it going to be something?
23:04It's definitely-
23:04And then I peeled back and I saw that this is, I saw enough to know that this is not
23:08a joke.
23:08And, uh, all right.
23:10Well, smokes.
23:11I would give him a, uh, uh, I think it fell off the cliff at the end.
23:15Fell off the cliff.
23:16Fell off an absolute.
23:16Once he decided to be smokes, it fell apart.
23:19But when he was actually trying to do a prep sheet, I think he had something there.
23:23If I was smokes, I would have actually led with the smut and then made us roll our eyes.
23:27And then like halfway through, we're like, holy shit.
23:29Is this like actually high level sports discussion that we're doing right now?
23:33Well, I guess I got to correct you there.
23:34He did lead with the smut.
23:35The very first one was-
23:36That's what I'm saying.
23:37I think that he led with the smut right.
23:39I think that like he set the bar really low.
23:41So he should have front loaded all the smut.
23:43Front load all the smut, I think.
23:44Sure.
23:45Titus, how do you do?
23:46It was fine.
23:47I think there was, it fell off a cliff.
23:49Too much smut at the end.
23:51I knew there would be smut, but I thought you did the smut at the start.
23:54I thought that's what the Mount Rushmore tits was.
23:56And then you came back to the smut.
23:58You did a smut sandwich.
23:59That's the point.
24:00You can't just get, if you have Nicky smokes in your prep sheet,
24:02you're not just going to get one segment of smut.
24:04All right.
24:06You're right, you're right.
24:07I, it was way better than I expected it to be.
24:09We actually had some like decent discussion at certain points.
24:12Yeah.
24:13What did I do?
24:14Yeah, it was good.
24:15Nice.
24:15It was good.
24:16Is he getting a 10-day contract?
24:18We're signing him to a futures contract.
24:21I like that.
24:22I put that on sheet.
24:22You did put that on sheet.
24:23I didn't know about that.
24:24I learned about futures contract.
24:26That means you can't do anything but our show, but also we're not going to ever push him off the
24:31show.
24:31Right.
24:32Is that what that means, I think?
24:33Yeah.
24:34One day in the future, they'll bring me back.
24:37All right, let me know.
24:40Good stuff.
24:49Good stuff.
24:50Good stuff.
24:51Good stuff.
24:51Good stuff.
24:53Good stuff.
24:53You