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00:04I said I can't just flip a switch and turn gay, so how the fuck did he do that?
00:08This is your tweet, word for word.
00:11There is no way I could just turn gay, so how did that happen?
00:16Exactly. How does it happen?
00:18Out of context, we don't know you're saying how did that happen to the other tweet.
00:25Oh, correct.
00:26So it just looks like you're like, I hope overnight I turned gay.
00:31That sucks, that sucks.
00:33Are you just realizing this now?
00:35Yeah, I didn't realize that.
00:36It's been getting quote tweeted for like five days.
00:39I didn't realize that.
00:40So they were thinking I said I was gay.
00:42Last year, almost to the same day, is it gay if I invite my neighbor to come sauna with me?
00:49Yeah, which we never did.
00:50Asking, he is a male and married, gets lonely and sauna solo.
00:54So just curious.
00:55I think it's fine.
00:56You, you're a Pride Month tweeter.
00:59Yeah, that's a fact.
01:01They should start in OnlyFans but for guys.
01:04That was June 3rd, 2024.
01:08Might be a Pride Month tweeter.
01:11You might be right.
01:12When are you doing the Bush Pride Night?
01:15We want the Bush to be all inclusive so I mean I guess maybe Saturday night.
01:20I might do a Saturday night dress up stream.
01:22What?
01:23Well talk to Conor Griffin because he knows one of the best gay bars in town.
01:26Really?
01:27Well what can you stream from there?
01:29Is it wrong if I do like a...
01:31RuPaul type situation?
01:32Do I, if I do like a cosplay?
01:34If you did drag, it'd be fucking hilarious.
01:38I'd have to hit up Comasta.
01:40Jersey Dragon.
01:40See if you can get me right.
01:42Ask Conor about the bar.
01:43I mean there's gotta be somebody here that does drag, no?
01:45Ask Conor about the bar.
01:46Does Conor go to the skate bar a good thing?
01:48Why does he go there?
01:50The drinks like cheap, they good like...
01:53I think it's just around the corner.
01:54Chuck, you know anybody here that does drag?
01:56I knew a guy we used to have.
01:57Well, Comasta, yeah.
01:59But he's not around no more.
02:01Bro, I'll turn on the stream and people will be like,
02:03what the fuck is going on?
02:04Sorry.
02:05I'd never come back from that.
02:07No, no you wouldn't.
02:10Saying you're raising money for like, one of the causes,
02:13just pocketing all that money for yourself,
02:16would be one of the most villainous things you could ever do.
02:20Yeah.
02:20Hey, you familiar with drag or no?
02:22Drag?
02:24Like...
02:24Like dress up drag.
02:25Drag queens?
02:27Yeah, I've done it a couple times.
02:28For, for content.
02:29Oh, okay.
02:30For, for the show.
02:31Not the full nine yards.
02:32How's that bar you know it?
02:35The dress up bar, whatever.
02:36It's not, it's not a dress up bar.
02:38Whatever it is.
02:39I don't know.
02:40It's a gay bar.
02:41It's a gay bar.
02:42Yeah, but it's, it's not like, like, like, yeah.
02:44I don't think that I've been to gay events there.
02:47Oh, okay.
02:48Yeah, no.
02:48It's just like you go in there and there's,
02:50there's pride flags in there, but it's nothing crazy.
02:52Would they host like a, like a pride night for the bush or no?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Think so?
02:57They would.
02:58You, you, you want to get in contact with them?
03:00Yeah.
03:01What, what, what's this pride night for the bush?
03:03A laugh or a Saturday?
03:04Just, uh, we want everybody, you know, it's all inclusive.
03:06Is Chinese food up?
03:07They're right.
03:08Yeah.
03:08I think so.
03:10It's all good, Steve, Paul.
03:11Chinese food.
03:12Is it?
03:14But I can't tell, like, these are people's leftovers.
03:16I don't think, they could be.
03:18Have you ever done the ad?
03:19Yeah, the red dresser on.
03:20New Orleans.
03:21Everybody.
03:22There you, there you go.
03:23The red, the red dresser on the New Orleans.
03:25Everybody dresses up in red dresses.
03:27You've done it?
03:28Yeah, it's great.
03:28You ever fits in a dress?
03:30Unbelievable.
03:31Really?
03:31You just lift it up?
03:32Just lift it up.
03:34That's pretty cool.
03:35Breeze through the legs.
03:36What?
03:37No shots.
03:37Oh, he, yeah.
03:38Yeah, no shots.
03:39What are you talking about?
03:41No.
03:41Right, right.
03:42What?
03:44What do you say?
03:45Right, man.
03:52How long do you think this is going to be?
03:53Well, it's today, Tuesday.
03:55And we're starting at ULM.
03:56I think we're going to finish on, in the middle of Wednesday night before Thursday morning.
04:01What do you think?
04:01Friday night, 8.43 PM.
04:04If we're still doing this, Friday night, 8.43 PM, there'll be a new host of Barstool After Dark.
04:08That's a fact.
04:09And who's the front runner?
04:11Mitzi.
04:12Oh!
04:13Deutsch After Dark.
04:14People forget, T-Bob was the original guest last year.
04:18No.
04:19T-Bob!
04:19And then Mook came in.
04:21And then you came in.
04:22Then Lucas came in.
04:23Then the whole intern class came in.
04:25Then white boy Rick came in.
04:27And who actually ended up winning it?
04:29I took the final meet.
04:30I don't know why everyone forgets that.
04:33Can you remind us how many snaps you took?
04:36I took the first and last snap of the championship.
04:38I took zero snaps of the opener.
04:40Remember when I ripped off like 15 straight wins and then you came in for a two point conversion
04:44in the big time championship game?
04:46We take picture of us.
04:50Play the fight song.
04:55Also, it has dawned on me that if I don't stay positive and learn how to-
04:59What?
05:03I thought there's outrage and there's-
05:06We're-
05:06We're-
05:07We're fucked!
05:08We're fucked!
05:09The quarterback thing is fucked!
05:11We're fucked!
05:12We're fucked!
05:13We're fucked!
05:14We're fucked!
05:14I'm out.
05:15I'm back in, but I'm out.
05:16If Baylor went 11-1, they lost the season opener against Kansas State but then won the next
05:2411 including beating top five TCU and top seven Utah, would they make the playoff?
05:33Undoubtedly.
05:34Undoubtedly.
05:35Did they lose the conference championship game?
05:38They did not get to play the conference championship game as the two teams that they
05:43beat were there instead of them.
05:45What happened?
05:46How'd that work?
05:48Uh, they safetyed the kick.
05:50How did they get a safety?
05:52No.
05:54Brands find out we didn't make it.
05:56That's what I'm fucking pissed about.
05:58We went 11-1.
05:59The guy dropped the ball on the kick.
06:01Two top ten wins.
06:02Top five on the road.
06:03And the committee didn't put us in the-
06:06Ahead of the two teams we beat so we didn't even make the conference playoff.
06:09I'll tell you what though, coming out in your first game and losing to Arkansas State after that would be
06:13-
06:13Fucking Brandon.
06:13No, that would be-
06:14The committee would be proven right.
06:16Justice from the committee.
06:17VFW is eating and talking with his mouth full.
06:19Whine about it you crybaby bitch.
06:20Fuck you.
06:21I'm not doing this stupid ass job.
06:23Did you guys crush the portal at least?
06:24We got a five star running back who's a 67 overall.
06:29Jesus.
06:29Did your quarterback stick around?
06:30We have our best quarterbacks a 60 overall.
06:34Our running back is a dog.
06:35Have you considered that you two fucking suck?
06:38I don't know.
06:38I think they actually-
06:39We went 11-1.
06:40Did you see the field goal?
06:42No, no, no, no.
06:43We didn't see any big moments.
06:44Oh, T-Bob, you had to see this legendary field goal from Tate.
06:47It was a fucking-
06:48Double doink in.
06:50Double doink.
06:50No way.
06:51After he runs a speed option with like six seconds left.
06:56Is that good?
06:58Oh!
06:59Get up!
06:59Get up!
07:01Get up!
07:02Oh!
07:09Holy shit!
07:10We're getting out of Baylor.
07:11I don't care if it's ULM, Akron, whatever.
07:14We're out.
07:14Y'all need a phone call from a coach?
07:15I can get you a phone call from a coach.
07:16If the head coach calls us of the school we're at,
07:19we get to get off Heisman and go to All-American for that team.
07:22Okay.
07:22Where do you want us to show interest?
07:24We can show them as many as you want.
07:26Just hold on.
07:26Mississippi State, you got an inside track.
07:28All right, Liam.
07:29I say we do Indiana, Ole Miss, Alabama, and Mississippi State.
07:34I'm just saying I can get you a call from Mississippi State coach.
07:36I don't know if the SEC is our best path to the playoff.
07:39Yeah, but if Walker can get us a call, we can be on All-American.
07:43So, have y'all seen that sushi in the fridge?
07:47Tate's been asking about that.
07:48See if I know when that got there was Monday night, right?
07:51Is that still good?
07:53I need to know who's sushi that is.
07:54Wait, but who's sushi is a T-ball?
07:55I need to know who's sushi that is.
07:56I mean, no.
07:57It doesn't matter who's it is.
07:58Once you enter 48 hours, like, you give up that sushi.
08:01All right, we're going to Mississippi State.
08:03Let's go, Mississippi State.
08:05Hired at Mississippi State.
08:06You start full.
08:07I'm going to call Walker.
08:08Do you need the call from the coach?
08:10I would love one.
08:11Why didn't you come ask me?
08:12We're intimidated.
08:13I'm as nice a guy as we got.
08:15I don't get fucking angry.
08:17Yeah, you're right.
08:17Who the fuck is you?
08:18Where the fuck are you looking at?
08:20I don't like you.
08:22There we go.
08:23We can either get a tweet, you can get a video, or you can FaceTime into the stream.
08:29Brandon Walker.
08:29People always say Brandon Walker's an angry old person.
08:32He is, but he's also a very nice person.
08:35Kind soul.
08:36This could be huge for the stream.
08:38The tax has been sent.
08:40I appreciate that.
08:50How are you feeling?
08:51Yeah, man.
08:52Pretty terrible.
08:53For some reason Brandon thought I'd do good, but I suck.
08:56This is a very good one for you.
09:06All right dude.
09:07Come on.
09:11This guy just be taking a real pounding here.
09:30you're kicking it right at me which helps pretty sore but fine it's nice
09:35adding adding a little bit of a roll I'd probably be better I've had this
09:43shirt for 17 years feel it feel soft it is I know I meant to go hurt I've had to
10:10go
10:10horizontal I'm just learning the ins and outs
10:23I got a finger hanging my pinky on it don't hold back don't hold claw
10:31go win a national championship at parcel after dark at parcel after dark he said we can try to do
10:36both
10:37the rule so the rule okay so the rule is supposed to be either a video of him just being
10:45like all
10:45right boys go win a national title for Michigan State bring it home or a tweet or a FaceTime into
10:50the stream it can be like a one second FaceTime but our chat's gonna kill us if it's not if
10:54it's if we
10:55don't see his face he's driving fuck ask the chat Lucas ask the chat as put up a pole put
11:02a pole yeah
11:02we need some sort of proof that it's it can we get how it's like the chat is just gonna
11:08say this is
11:08one of your boys from Ohio calling he said trust our commissioner doesn't trust our commissioner said
11:14no on my brother's life who's watching it right now as it happens this is gonna be it will be
11:19that this is on his brother's life it sounds like one of your boys from Ohio oh no they're saying
11:25no
11:25face no case oh that's that's a good slogan oh didn't pass all right I'm gonna give you back to
11:32Dave Dave a tweet would be a tweet would be a tweet would get it done a tweet would get
11:37it done
11:37Riley I should probably go back to you we just got to East Lansing coaches our first year at
11:49Michigan State we're gonna turn it around well obviously you guys we got your cheap out of the
11:56portal huh we we've been to you Monroe we've been debate a Baylor we've been to Oregon State we
12:02finally got to a place where we can win a natty well you guys should have come here in the
12:06first
12:07place but you know what you win some you lose some recruiting battles but you're home now baby
12:12let's go all right coach we're gonna run the damn football we're gonna beat the shit out of these
12:15teams hey are you guys caffeinated or what let's go yeah we've been up for we've been up for 30
12:22hours
12:23so we're loopy right now all right there you go there you go uh what's the play where you at
12:27offense or defense right now guys I'm driving I can't watch yeah we got a we we recruited we got
12:32in
12:32the portal we got a five-star 96 speed running back so we're running the damn football
12:36I love it I love it can he catch too? Liam can he catch? he can do everything he can
12:41do it all
12:41coach coach we paid for this guy like we we need this guy all right let's do this here man
12:46let's go
12:47all right coach don't let me down when I when I get uh when I get uh when I get
12:50out of the car I
12:51better see a natty you guys can send uh send me a picture of the trophy let's go all right
12:56coach
12:56thanks for calling in go green hey go white see ya oh man that kills me that kills me that's
13:04incredible incredible you got him he I mean what he just that was the most pat mitch gerald thing of
13:10all
13:11time he called it us yeah he was like yelling at us he was it was him how do you
13:16know it was him oh
13:22that was him that was him that was him get the internet sleuths to do like a voice recognition
13:28AI thing does he have like a voice that's like impossible to impersonate yes it's a very recognizable
13:36voice Pat Fitzgerald called into this stream that is how Lucas how how easy is I don't I don't use
13:42AI
13:42it would it be easy to just type in AI like Pat Fitzgerald voice uh possibly but they he was
13:48answering their questions yeah please I don't think you understand Pat Fitzgerald such a distinct voice
13:54yeah I just saved that number not to brag it's his wife's number no it wasn't
14:01yeah you saved his wife number how are we going to do this about how are we going to do
14:12this
14:12why can't why can't you just get him to tweet something just be like yeah he called he's the
14:16coach of Michigan no one else has his login tell me the only person that has he said go green
14:20he did
14:23say go green he said go green your guy Blake came in here and heard the voice and said that's
14:29Pat
14:30does it Blake okayed it Blake said that well that changes things if Blake's cool with it I don't know
14:36it's it's your guy's stream they said go green at the same time you think the chat is fine with
14:41it
14:41then you know how can you not tweet someone has his login there's just no way he's the only person
14:45that's why so I called my buddy who said he'd have to go through like the social team or whatever
14:53it would be easier to just go directly to him yeah bro I feel bad I feel bad I don't
14:57like someone on
14:59the Michigan State social team to be like that was that was him I feel bad that Pat Fitzgerald just
15:03took
15:03time out of his day to call and like do something and now it's like well that doesn't count right
15:06I feel bad that your college roommate can do such a good Pat Fitzgerald voice
15:10and it's gonna be for not that's what I'm that's what I feel bad that was no that was no
15:14he's gonna
15:15watch that was a nice move that was a time it was no it was good for vibes for sure
15:19it just doesn't
15:19do anything to change the difficult power five head coach called the fucking stream it counts yeah I
15:24did say dude I know that I said a phone call counts I know that I said that find that
15:29on I know
15:29who said Tate a phone call counts a phone call counts yes we just have to know it's him
15:35dude I will as a rules as a rules committee I will allow it if the chat votes for it
15:41to count it
15:42counts all right chat runs a stream if this counts we'll give out the things and Titus will approve
15:46it if it doesn't we're not moving forward without visual or a tweet um all right I have a dumb
15:50question once you post the codes is it just up for grabs whoever types them in first you want one
15:55kind of you got codes I'm not I'm honestly not a sports view yeah vocal minority that was coach
16:00Pat that was Pat Fitzgerald he said go green
16:10hey it's a tough job but someone's got to do it I'm not always the nicest guy but I'm I'm
16:15the
16:15fairest guy for sure all right coach coach we're in a heated playoff race we gotta we need to pump
16:22up
16:22dog our guy's asleep oh coach hey what's up I'm gonna have a little steak let's get some protein
16:31going huh high five there was a rumor there was a rumor that it wasn't me earlier I don't know
16:37who
16:37those guys are but they sure as hell are football guys so if you didn't know who this was then
16:43you
16:43need to call somebody at a boy coach from the 90s let's go all right coach thanks go green go
16:51white
16:51all right we're gonna go win we'll go win let's go let's go thanks coach later cheers boys go green
16:56yep go white
17:11oh let's go
17:12yes
17:14yes
17:15yes
17:15yes
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