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00:01Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisor, America's premier sports information program with Jersey
00:10Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:28Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back. It is week nine in the NFL. Week nine. We're joined as always by
00:37Ashley, Hannah, Jerry, and Stu, your source, Finer, who is no longer have died here. How'd that come out real
00:46quick?
00:46Um, 45 minutes. Okay. Four washes, three with shampoo and conditioner, and one with pure soap. Perfect. The hardest part
00:56was getting it out of my eyebrows, which would not give. Yeah. But 45 minutes and I look back to
01:01normal. You've been phenomenal this season. I said it on Friday night. I wish, Stu, I hope you know how
01:05much joy you bring into my life. Thank you. And how much you make me laugh. Thank you. And I
01:10love doing this show with you. We gotta get winners, though. We had a bad week with the mortals.
01:16You and I taking the Jets together. We're at two and six, two and six, two and six. The Jets
01:20together was a big mistake. The Jets together was a big mistake. I don't think it's a big mistake. I
01:24don't know how Aaron Glenn has a job. Well, they lost. We lost. But it was the head coach. But
01:29we bet on that head coach. Correct. So then it's a mistake. Gino Smith was excellent. Their offense was impeccable.
01:36But Stu. They just couldn't shut the door. Overall, you're correct. I own it. We knew Aaron Glenn was coaching.
01:41Correct. We bet on him.
01:42But he played for his job. Now I found out this. How about this? What did you find out? They
01:47did not fire him this Monday morning because they're purely tanking right now. They might not win another game the
01:55rest of the year. Oh, so we shouldn't even count against our record. We didn't know that. Exactly.
01:58Well, no, no. I knew the team was balls to the wall was going to play for him. And they
02:02did for three quarters. And then he just made some really bad mistakes down the stretch. He does not know
02:08how to be a head coach. Now, listen, it's the hardest job in the world. It's like being a quarterback.
02:13Looks easy. Everybody can do it. Sorry. But it's the hardest job in the world because in split second pressure
02:19positions, you got to make a snap decision that has to be accurate.
02:22And not everyone is Ben Johnson, Bill Parcells, the greatest coaches ever. They're not. So in his defense, it's hard.
02:31But yes, we took it on the chin. But last three weeks on the show, four and one. There you
02:37go. Three, one and one and four and one. Seven, three and one for the first time all year. Thank
02:41God I'm over 500. Wow. And I feel like I'm going to streak now. Now we have, so it's knowing.
02:48You're 33, 21 and two. Yeah. JJ's just on five.
02:52Oh my God. Yeah, I can't lose. So I'm the only one who's under five. I'm 27 and 30. I
02:56got to get over 500. You have to get over 500. The show is hot overall. Correct. Can we also
02:59talk about Stu in the beginning of the season, week one, talking about the Bears? Oh. Yeah. You've been correct.
03:06Wait a second. I went back and looked just to make sure. Yeah, just to make sure. You watch your
03:09tape. You do watch tape. Exactly. I said on the show, the Bears will win the Super Bowl definitively. 24
03:16to 1, you correct me. 12 to 1, win the NFC. I'm going to zone in on winning. I got
03:21the Bears winning.
03:22The Super Bowl. No. Wow. Better now. Plus 1250. It's going to be the Bears. It's more. Wait. It's going
03:28to be Caleb Williams and Josh Allen and the Chicago Bears are winning the Super Bowl. I said Caleb Williams
03:35was the best quarterback in the NFL definitively. No two ways about it. And he just has guts now. Yeah.
03:42He's a leader. Yeah. He's a real man. And he made these throws on USC too.
03:47He just made a couple of bad picks and his offensive line was trash. So he had an amazing, I
03:52think, junior year or his second year. And his third year, he was amazing. But his junior year was eh.
03:57Or his second year, he was eh. But he's prolific right now. And Ben Johnson, absolutely unequivocally best head coach
04:03in the NFL. Agreed. No two ways about it. Yeah. I mean, that's really what it is. And now we
04:06got Big Jeff. Yeah. That guy's unbelievable. I've never seen a first game performance like that not being on the
04:13team. Oh. Big Jeff. I mean, that was crazy. Crazy.
04:17We're talking Simmons, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, he's a man. I mean, he's a man's man. He's a
04:24man's man. A real man's man. He'd squash you like a bug. I could blow the guy standing up. If
04:30he turned around, I could swallow a poopy. Not that I would. Not that you would. But I could. I
04:37got a lot to say. Or you want to go? I want to go to Jerry real quick. Then I'll
04:40let you have your time. Take your time. Jerry, Tuesday night was the election. Yeah. Yeah.
04:46Some interesting tape you put out there. Yeah. For sure.
04:59Where's your head at now? I don't know, actually. I kind of, I think I'm on the right side right
05:05now.
05:06You're a lefty? Yeah. I think I'm batting lefty right now. Yeah. You're lefty. For the time being. For the
05:10time being. Things have changed. But I mean, last night was start to finish, wire to wire, blowout. Right.
05:16Never had a chance on the right side. And you loved it. I liked it. Yeah. I don't think I
05:20loved it.
05:21Because you're in a dress. Hand up. I'll say this. It was comfy. Can I tell you something else that's
05:26a little troubling?
05:27Yeah. There was someone in this room who said that if you shaved your beard and maybe shaved your chest,
05:33you would actually be a pretty attractive woman.
05:35Who the fuck said that? Someone in this room. Anyone want to raise their hand?
05:44I would guess Jacob. No. No. No. No. Someone in this room. That's interesting. Anyone want to raise their hand?
05:53You can come forward right now.
05:54Because Jacob walked in today. He said, Drissa, you were looking right last night. Oh, I thought. I thought. Yeah,
05:59okay.
05:59I thought because he's the fattest. But there was someone who was basically like, you know. Because fat people are
06:03desperate.
06:04You know what? I've been with that person most of my life. I just want to share. That's true.
06:09Anyone else? Before we close this topic? Anyone else? No? Okay.
06:16I'd say Hank. I'm not going to say. The way you're talking. I'm not going to say.
06:20Oh, okay. Fair enough. He said you look like a nice woman.
06:23That's insane. Who ever said that? It's actually crazy.
06:27Yeah. Their life must be fucked up.
06:30Dude, the tattoos. Like, you look like a Portland barista.
06:35Oh, my God. It was so bad.
06:37I mean, it's, yeah. He looked like a fat .
06:40Yeah, there you go. I'm right to it.
06:42Shout out fat . I got nothing against.
06:45Nothing against. Nothing against.
06:47Nothing. Nothing against.
06:48You're under 300 pounds. You got a vagina. I'm yours. That's just my rule of thumb.
06:53My rule of thumb.
06:55All right. So, yeah. Very great stream, though, Jerry.
06:57It was funny. It was fun. It was so entertaining.
06:59The funniest part, I think, about this stream was the first guy was such a professional.
07:04Oh, yeah.
07:04Was his name Pink or something like that?
07:06You guys talking to these people, and then they would start talking.
07:09You both look like you're going to fall asleep.
07:10Also, when you were like, you know, shout out Brandon Johnson.
07:13Shout out the gangs. We love the gangs.
07:14The guns. The drug dealers.
07:16We love Brandon Johnson.
07:17Oh, ridiculous stream.
07:19All right. Stu, go ahead.
07:20Okay. A couple of things.
07:22First of all, let me, can I, I'm going to quickly get this out of the way
07:24because Hank does not like me talking about anything that wasn't specifically on the show.
07:28So, overall run 63-33-1.
07:32College football is 22-5.
07:34NFL is 35-31.
07:35I'm with Hank on this one.
07:36Primetime is 17-7. That's it.
07:38You telling us how you keep winning, but not winning right for these people.
07:42What do you mean?
07:43No one cares.
07:43What is wrong with 4-1-1, 3-1-1, 4-1 in the last three weeks?
07:46Is there anything wrong with that?
07:47Because you're the mortal king and you're 2-6.
07:49What does that mean?
07:51We have 12 weeks left.
07:52I just said you're the mortal king and you're 2-6.
07:54When the show is over, we'll see my record.
07:57Great.
07:57Have I ever not caught up and won?
08:01Of course I haven't.
08:02But this year I will.
08:03I'm just saying, the reason why I'm going to back up Hank here is that when you're 2-6
08:08Immortals, the viewers who we love, and they love our source, when you come on the show
08:13and you're 2-6 Immortals and you're like, but off the show, I'm the hottest gambler in
08:18the world, if I were someone who is a diehard stew rider, I'd be a little upset.
08:24Can I retort?
08:25You know what I'm saying?
08:25Can I retort that?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay.
08:27I have 600 active paying customers right now off of this show.
08:33Right.
08:33So anybody that actually is not a deadbeat has at least tried me and paid me.
08:40If you paid me once, you're still with me.
08:43So this record I spewed out is what they're getting.
08:46So 95% of every person on the show that's a real gambler, whether you're a $50 bettor
08:53or a $200,000 bettor, is paying me.
08:56So then you don't even have to tell them the record?
08:58No, no, I do because for the people who only have not dived in and said,
09:035%, I'm not going to touch you unless for free he wins for me.
09:07So now I've won on the show the last three weeks, barring the Immortals,
09:11I won the Barstool special with two amazing calls.
09:15I mean, on the Barstool special.
09:17Arizona beating Dallas outright and the Lions handing the Vikings their first loss.
09:21So what I'd like to do is remember that.
09:24I write money off the show.
09:25It's all the customers that watch me.
09:27They pay me.
09:29Okay, so I mean, is that true?
09:31Yeah, no.
09:32I mean, at least it's a rebuttal.
09:33I walked into a trap here.
09:34What about the parlay?
09:35I just gave you even more.
09:37What happened to the parlay?
09:38What parlay?
09:39Parlay?
09:40What's the parlay?
09:41I don't know what that means.
09:42What happened on Monday?
09:44Monday, I lost.
09:45Yeah, you had the Seahawks big?
09:47Yeah, I had the Seahawks.
09:49What was it?
09:49I had the over and I had Njigba as a prop, so I went to a point.
09:54Was it a waiver rating play?
09:55No, the W net worth.
09:56Double your net worth?
09:57Yeah.
09:57You said that so fast.
09:58Was it a W net worth?
09:59It wasn't a 100 dime.
10:00It wasn't a 50 dime.
10:01It wasn't a 25 dime.
10:02It was a W net worth.
10:03It was a W net worth and waive the rating.
10:05Those are just very amazing, excellent, performative ways of getting people hyped and unhinged to be uncertain.
10:13And then they go, we've got to pay Stu.
10:15Just got to pay him.
10:16That's a W net worth.
10:17That's what they are.
10:18Okay.
10:19That's number one.
10:20Okay.
10:20Number two, a Manjaro update.
10:22Okay.
10:23Love it.
10:23Finally, finally, finally, I know the reason that this drug was invented.
10:29I made it the third greatest invention ever.
10:32Number one, obviously, is air conditioning.
10:34Number two is Viagra.
10:36And number three is Manjaro.
10:37So now all the positives of this drug, I am reaping the benefits.
10:42I'm down 15 pounds over the last six weeks.
10:45But my clarity has never been better.
10:48My energy has never been better.
10:50I'm down from 10 cups of Stella Blue a day minimum to three.
10:55And I just feel amazing, hopeful, positive, blessed.
10:58So I just want to say shout out Manjaro.
11:00I understand why the drug was invented.
11:02I no longer hate you.
11:03I no longer am wishing the scientist that invented this would die a violent death.
11:09And I love you and God bless you.
11:11Okay.
11:11One more thing.
11:12It's Mommy's birthday today.
11:14She's been dead 24 years, died of cancer.
11:17And my mother was the best woman ever.
11:19I just want to say shout out Mom in heaven.
11:21I fucking love you.
11:22I fucking love you.
11:23I fucking love you.
11:24And you have the biggest, greatest tits that any woman has ever had.
11:31And I was grateful to suck them.
11:34Although I was about a month to three months old.
11:36But I wish I remember more of it because her tits were like this big.
11:41Wow.
11:41And her nipple was like this big.
11:43Oh, wow.
11:44But the rest of her body was gross.
11:46He got up to like 260 pounds.
11:48I saw her in the shower once and I almost threw up.
11:51I almost threw up.
11:53Best chicken coles ever.
11:54Best meatloaf ever.
11:55Best egg with the hole in the middle ever.
11:57But gross body.
11:59Ugh.
12:00I wouldn't fuck that with your dick.
12:02No, there's just no way.
12:03Yeah.
12:04There's a lot of like, because she was like 306 pounds.
12:07Like, I draw the line at 300.
12:08300, I'm good.
12:10306, you're a pig.
12:11Yeah, right.
12:12Get it together, Mom.
12:13All right, shout out.
12:13Gun overs anonymous, Mom.
12:14In heaven.
12:15Shout out in heaven.
12:17Okay, let's get to the games.
12:18Let's get to the games.
12:19Oh, can we get this out of the way?
12:21Yeah.
12:21I'm sorry.
12:26Oh.
12:27New shirts, new shirts.
12:30Oh.
12:32Look at this.
12:34Awesome shirts.
12:35On the Barstool store.
12:37Oh, yeah.
12:38On the Barstool store.
12:40Stew with the ladies.
12:41On the Barstool store.
12:42Now, when you have Hannah and Ashley next to your heart,
12:47because they are the most inclusive, giving, kind humans alive.
12:52They go out of their way to smile.
12:54They go out of their way to make you feel good,
12:57make you feel not less than, because they could piss on you,
12:59because they know they have you sweating,
13:02and you wish where you're never gonna.
13:05This is how you do it.
13:06Hannah and Ashley and Stewie on your belly.
13:10Shout out an amazing shirt.
13:12Love the shirt.
13:13On the Barstool store.
13:14Love it.
13:15Love it.
13:16Great shirt.
13:17It's a great shirt.
13:18OK.
13:19Let's get to the games.
13:20Let's get into business.
13:21Let's start.
13:21We got Bengals at Falcons.
13:23Falcons, plus three, over, under 52 and a half.
13:26I don't even know where this game is.
13:27Spain.
13:27Spain.
13:28Ibiza.
13:29Espana.
13:30Ibiza.
13:30Barcelona.
13:32Somewhere.
13:32Barcelona.
13:33Barcelona.
13:34OK.
13:35Let's start with the weather in Espana.
13:37Well, of course.
13:38It is going to be, I think, in, like, Madrid.
13:4259 and cloudy.
13:4359 and cloudy.
13:45OK, Hannah.
13:45What about our Trove stat?
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13:48Listen up.
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13:52It has every major sport, Pokemon, and one piece.
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14:04There are no hidden fees, no forced sellbacks, none of that shady stuff.
14:08Then there's pack battles, where you go head-to-head live.
14:10I'm picking Jerry because I want the easy win.
14:13If you pull something huge, the buybacks are the best anywhere.
14:16100% of market value in the first minute, 93% for the next hour, and 90% forever.
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14:28The best cards are on Trove.
14:30Over the last five seasons, a Kevin Stefanski-led team has faced Joe Burrow seven times.
14:36The under is 7-0 in those games, going under the total by 11.6 points per game.
14:41Wow, that's fire.
14:42You got it?
14:44I got it.
14:44That's the play, Hannah.
14:46Really?
14:46That's the play.
14:47The under is the play here.
14:48Listen, defense travels.
14:49Offense doesn't travel.
14:51Who's got a defense?
14:55Bengals have some more.
14:56I mean, last week was 70-something points.
14:58I was...
14:58Can't more than lit them up.
14:59Fair, okay, fair, but...
15:01Okay.
15:01I mean, both teams have showed flashes of some defense this year.
15:05Yeah.
15:05And plus, they're traveling.
15:07I mean, across the globe.
15:09I love the under in this spot.
15:10I didn't even know that stat.
15:11I just seen that number, and I was like, no way.
15:14I mean, this is all under, all day.
15:15I love the under in this.
15:16That's my max play this week, actually.
15:19Wow.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Okay.
15:20Love it.
15:21I'm going to take the Bengals minus three.
15:23Listen, the Bengals have been good, not great.
15:27I think their offense can score anywhere, anytime.
15:30Defense got a little embarrassed last week against Cam Ward.
15:33Had Cam Ward looking like he was a real quarterback, and I don't think he is a real quarterback.
15:37So, I think you get a concerted effort from the Bengals this week.
15:42Big game coming up against the Steelers.
15:45This is the part of the season that it's like, hey, let's focus.
15:48They can always hit that Jamar Chase and T. Higgins button.
15:51They went for like 22 catches, 300 yards, three touchdowns on Sunday.
15:56They can always beat anyone.
15:58I'm going to take the Bengals minus three.
16:00And you know what?
16:03I'm going to take the over.
16:04Fuck it.
16:04I want the over.
16:05So, I'm going to take the over.
16:06You're not worried about the look ahead spot?
16:07I don't give a fuck.
16:08Fair.
16:08Fair.
16:08That's fair.
16:09That's fair.
16:09This is a want the over, bet the over game.
16:12Got it.
16:13Okay.
16:13So, there's no stats behind it.
16:15There's no action.
16:16You just want it.
16:16I want it.
16:17Yeah.
16:17I want it.
16:18I want a fun game.
16:19So, I'm going to will the fun game into happening because these early games are terrible.
16:24I hate them.
16:25Stop doing them, NFL.
16:26Give us some fun game.
16:27Give us some overs.
16:28All right.
16:29Stu.
16:29In Spain.
16:31Yeah.
16:31Rafa Nadal.
16:32Uh-huh.
16:33Shout out, Rafa.
16:35Greatest tennis player ever.
16:37Better than Novak.
16:38Eh.
16:38Better than Federer.
16:40Sure.
16:40Better than Sampras.
16:41Fine.
16:42Rafa's the man.
16:43Because he plays every point like it's the Wimbledon closeout point.
16:50No.
16:50All he can do is win on clay.
16:52Clay.
16:52How can you say that?
16:54I just said it.
16:54He won two Wimbledons.
16:56He won two Australians.
16:57And how many did Djokovic win?
16:59Uh, Djokovic won much more Australians.
17:02He's won like nine.
17:03And Federer has won more Wimbledons.
17:06But for my money, only...
17:07Let me say something to you.
17:09Federer is the classiest...
17:10I actually don't even care or know what we're talking about.
17:14Federer is the classiest tennis player ever.
17:17Probably human.
17:18Novak Djokovic is the most...
17:20Uh, he's like...
17:22He's like Aaron Rodgers of the NFL.
17:25Hated because he's amazing.
17:27Rafa is God.
17:28Like, let me tell you something right now.
17:30I mean, truth be told, besides you, and it's only you, if I was going to have sex with
17:36a man, it would be either you or Rafa.
17:38Oh.
17:39That's it.
17:40And I let you have everything.
17:42My mouth, my asshole, everything.
17:44I'm just saying, and I would do the same to you and Rafa.
17:48Shout out, Rafa.
17:49Shout out, Big Cat.
17:50Those are my...
17:52I love the Bengals here.
17:53I think they're going to smack the Falcons.
17:55I mean, Falcons season's over.
17:56They looked like they were going to make a run there, so they have a lot of talent at
18:01the skilled positions, but as a team, as a whole, they're trash.
18:04I think they're coached trash.
18:06I think the Bengals route them here.
18:08If I was the Bengals right now, I would make moves to get at least two offensive linemen
18:13and a defensive lineman right now because they can't win the Super Bowl as constructed.
18:18And November 10th is the trade deadline, and a lot of people are going to be
18:21dumping, the Colts are dumping their entire team.
18:24Where's the running back going?
18:25If you were going to guess right now, where's the running back going?
18:27Jonathan Taylor?
18:28Wait.
18:30I think Bengals.
18:32Did I just blow your mind?
18:33They could win the Super Bowl if they get...
18:35If they could win the Super Bowl because they don't have to give a fuck about Kyler Murray.
18:40You run the ball, and you play prolific defense.
18:43Wow.
18:43Where do you think he's going?
18:44I mean, I could see the Bengals getting him.
18:47Okay.
18:48Hank, where do you...
18:50I mean, give a guess.
18:53Steelers.
18:54What?
18:55Wow.
18:55See, I think Jonathan Taylor is a difference maker.
18:59So where's he going?
19:01If I'm guessing right now, Seahawks.
19:04Oh.
19:04Because they need him.
19:05They need him.
19:07They're not winning shit without him.
19:08Yeah.
19:09You saw that.
19:09I mean, they have to run the ball for Sam Donald to look good.
19:13If they can't run the ball, Donald does what he does.
19:15Plus, he's just trash.
19:16He gets every fucking, like, major pass blocked.
19:20Yeah.
19:20Or he just runs around, gets sacked.
19:22Yeah.
19:23I mean, he got his...
19:23He got beat up like I've never seen a man get beat up.
19:26I mean, he is tough as fuck because he got murdered.
19:28All right.
19:29Bengals here in Spain.
19:31Shout out, Rafa.
19:32All right.
19:32Next game.
19:33Jets at Chiefs.
19:34Chiefs minus nine and a half.
19:35Over-under is 47 and a half.
19:37Hannah, let's start with you and then we'll kick it to Ashley.
19:40The Chiefs are 0-5 against the spread the week after facing Sean Payton over the last
19:44three seasons, failing to cover by 3.4 points per game.
19:48Mm.
19:49Mm.
19:50Wow.
19:50Ashley.
19:51In Kansas City, it's going to be 58 degrees and sunny.
19:54Mm.
19:56Okay.
19:56I'll tell you what.
19:57I love this game.
19:59And I love the over.
20:01Jets' offense is actually pretty good.
20:03They are.
20:04Excellent.
20:05Jets' defense is garbage.
20:07Trash.
20:07Yeah.
20:08And I think the Chiefs will have maybe a little get-right game with this Jets' defense.
20:12Kenneth Walker probably going to go for two hundo.
20:15Over 47 and a half.
20:17That's my pick.
20:17Okay.
20:18Stu.
20:19I like the Jets' outright in this game.
20:21You just said they were tanking.
20:23They are tanking.
20:24Outright.
20:25They are tanking.
20:27And everyone knows they're tanking.
20:29And we were a day late and a dollar short using them last week against the Raiders.
20:33We should be on them here because they beat the Chiefs outright.
20:37Oh, wow.
20:37I think their defense will play their best game of the year, which is not saying a lot.
20:42And their offense is just going up and down the field.
20:44Geno Smith is having really an old pro year.
20:46An MVP year.
20:48If he had a defense and had a head coach, they'd be first in that division.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Because they all – and their special teams are so bad.
20:56So good.
20:56So good.
20:57I think they're so bad.
20:59So bad.
21:00So bad.
21:00So I like the Jets' outright in this game.
21:02But we're going to take the points because it is the Jets.
21:05Okay.
21:06Jerry?
21:07Jerry, you crossed out the under?
21:09I did.
21:09I did.
21:10Because I wanted to stick to one play here.
21:12I wanted to stick with my gut.
21:13Doing a little something different here.
21:15I'm taking the Chiefs' first quarter.
21:17Minus three and a half.
21:18Wow.
21:18I think – that's good, right?
21:21Yeah, that's good.
21:21I think they come out hot.
21:22I really do.
21:23It's okay.
21:24You can laugh at the pick.
21:25Six and two last week.
21:2533-21-2 on the season.
21:27How do you like that?
21:2850% immortal.
21:29Lamp all the way to the bank!
21:30Yeah, keep laughing.
21:31That's all for it.
21:32Yeah, listen.
21:32This is what's going to happen.
21:33Chiefs coming off back-to-back games.
21:35Obviously, they struggled.
21:36They're home.
21:37They're going to come out right out of the gate hot first quarter.
21:40They'll probably put up 14 in the first quarter.
21:42Wow.
21:42I could see 14-7 in the first quarter.
21:4414-3.
21:45It looks to me on paper this is one of the easiest plays of the week.
21:49Minus three and a half first quarter.
21:51Okay.
21:51Hannah.
21:52You know what?
21:52I'm going to add the Jets.
21:54I'm going to do it twice to you.
21:54I'm going to add the Jets.
21:55First time ever.
21:56Plus nine and a half.
21:57I'm going to add the Jets as well.
21:58Whoa.
21:59My fault both.
22:01Sorry.
22:01Last early game.
22:02We've got Rams at Commanders.
22:05Rams and Commanders.
22:07I'll start before we even get to Ashley and Hannah.
22:10I love the Commanders in this game.
22:12This is such a Commanders game.
22:15Plus five and a half.
22:17Listen, the team's not good.
22:19Jaden, a lot of questions about him.
22:21They beat up a bad Eagles team.
22:25Everyone's going to see, ooh, the Rams starting to make some moves, starting to play well.
22:29They're minus five and a half.
22:30They're going.
22:31It's the Commanders.
22:32The Commanders might win this game outright.
22:34I actually think they might win this game outright.
22:36What do you got?
22:36Damn, I'm starting to feel like I'm going to have a bad week here.
22:38I love them.
22:39Oh, you're the hot one.
22:39I love the Rams.
22:41Really?
22:41Yeah, I do.
22:42I like the Rams.
22:43Why?
22:43I mean, they got to win.
22:46They have to win.
22:46You know what I mean?
22:49Commanders, they're just not good at all.
22:50I don't like the Commanders whatsoever.
22:52They beat up on a bad team last week.
22:54People probably think, oh, they could be in this game.
22:56They're not going to be in this game.
22:57This is going to be a 20-point game.
22:59Rams, I don't even care that they have to travel for this game.
23:02They're the weight team.
23:02I love the five and a half.
23:04Keep it under a touchdown.
23:05I think this is Rams all day.
23:06Okay.
23:07Ashley, what's the weather going to be like?
23:09In Washington, it's going to be 59 degrees and sunny.
23:12Oh, beautiful.
23:14Hannah.
23:14In McVay's last 20 games as a road favorite,
23:17he is 18-2 straight up, 14-6 against the spread,
23:20with both outright losses coming by exactly three points.
23:23Ah.
23:25Ah.
23:26I'm going to have a bad week.
23:29Somebody's going to have a bad week this week.
23:31Stu.
23:31I'm not having a bad week, by the way.
23:34Can I say something that's a little,
23:37I mean, it's on the gray line, you'll make the call?
23:39Yeah.
23:40Because a lot of people text my phone,
23:43and they said specifically to Hannah.
23:50Okay.
23:51I love the commanders in this spot,
23:53and I'm looking for an insane,
23:55outright victory here by the commanders.
23:57I disagree with you.
23:59Wow.
23:59I think the commanders are going to start rolling.
24:02I think they're getting healthy.
24:04I think Jaden Daniels is getting his legs under himself.
24:07He is an amazing quarterback,
24:09has not shown it totally this year.
24:11If they could run the ball,
24:12the commanders could really make a run
24:14and win that division as bad as they've been.
24:17I am not going to be betting the commanders outright.
24:19I will be taking the very generous five and a half,
24:24and I like the commanders in this spot.
24:26Mmm.
24:26Okay.
24:27When we come back,
24:29we need two more games.
24:30Game of the week in Sunday Night Football.
24:32Back right after this,
24:34Barstool Sports Advisor.
24:35Oh, and three.
24:36Throwing Hannah.
24:37It's on me.
24:43Ready to roll,
24:44ready to roll,
24:44ready to roll.
24:45It's here.
24:46You've been asking for it.
24:48Season nine,
24:50Barstool Sports Advisor shirt.
24:52It's me.
24:53It's Hannah.
24:54It's Ashley.
24:55It's got both sides.
24:58Look at this.
24:59Look at this.
25:00But remember,
25:01if you have Hannah and Ashley next to your heart,
25:04you have the world by the balls,
25:06please go to the Barstool store
25:08and buy hundreds,
25:10thousands,
25:11and hundreds of thousands of these shirts.
25:13I love you.
25:14God bless you.
25:15Okay.
25:15I have to have a piece of paper here
25:17because the record is impeccable.
25:19So far this year,
25:21as of this posting,
25:2363-33-1 run on every sport.
25:2863 wins,
25:3033 losses,
25:31one tie.
25:32College football is 22-5,
25:3522-5,
25:3722-5.
25:38NFL is 35-13-1,
25:4235-13-1,
25:44and my prime time record is 17-7,
25:4717-7,
25:4917-7.
25:49Now, yes,
25:51do I look thinner?
25:52Absolutely.
25:53Six weeks on the Manjaro,
25:55down 15 pounds.
25:57Listen,
25:57listen,
25:58listen.
25:58Last week,
25:59as advertised,
26:00I gave you 2-1,
26:022-1,
26:022-1
26:03on the Barstool special.
26:05Arizona as a 7-point dog,
26:07winning outright,
26:08and the Detroit Lions
26:10handing the Minnesota Vikings
26:11their first loss of the year.
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26:18Three best bets,
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26:27Total parlay,
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27:27Great late slate.
27:28Two things.
27:29Two? Okay.
27:30Number one,
27:31I always say to myself,
27:34I fly here with Sandy.
27:36Very blessed.
27:37Very grateful.
27:38You know my attitude.
27:39Mile high clip?
27:40No, that's never happened,
27:42and she would never do that on her best day.
27:43She's classy.
27:44That's never fucking happening.
27:46My bad.
27:46You know what I'm saying?
27:46Apologies for us.
27:47It's like you never fuck your best fuck.
27:51You never marry your best fuck.
27:52Sandy's classy.
27:53You know what I'm saying?
27:53She ain't blowing me in no fucking plane,
27:55no bathroom.
27:56Yeah.
27:56Although,
27:59let me leave it there
28:00because I have no prenuptial.
28:02Yeah, that's a good although.
28:04Manscaped is one of our sponsors.
28:07Yeah.
28:07And I put out a very strong pitch for them
28:12and I invited them to follow me.
28:15I invited them to repost.
28:18Ghosted.
28:20Ghosted.
28:20Wow.
28:21Now, anytime I've ever done that
28:22with any sponsor we've ever had here,
28:24they immediately follow me,
28:26repost, retweet.
28:27Stu, I love you.
28:28Manscaped ghosted me.
28:30So,
28:32can I post them
28:33or should I just lay off?
28:35Was that a way of them saying it?
28:36No, they might not have seen it.
28:37I would guess they didn't see it.
28:38They didn't see it.
28:39Okay, Manscaped.
28:41Follow me.
28:42Repost me
28:43because I love you.
28:44I've never done this before
28:46because your product
28:47is such a quality product.
28:49I've used it.
28:50I love your product.
28:51It cleaned me up
28:53and if I wasn't 65,
28:54I would just show my penis
28:56but I'm not.
28:58Okay,
28:58that's number one.
28:59Now, number two.
29:00Oh, there's two.
29:00Give us a pick on this game.
29:02I have,
29:02I will
29:02but I have never ever felt
29:05so
29:07comfortable being here
29:08and I'll tell you why.
29:09Me and Sandy
29:10come out of the room,
29:11go to the elevator.
29:12Who do I fucking see
29:14that's in the same
29:15fucking hotel as me?
29:17My dick grew four inches.
29:19One guess.
29:23Ben Mintz.
29:25No,
29:25why would I give a fuck
29:26about Ben Mintz?
29:27He's a fucking lowlife.
29:27He lives here.
29:28He's a fucking leech
29:29and a scum.
29:30Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
29:32He's a fucking fraud.
29:32Give me another guess.
29:33Obama.
29:35He's my,
29:35he's the single greatest
29:36president we've ever had.
29:37He's the number one person
29:38in the world.
29:39He's my A1.
29:40No,
29:41of course not.
29:41Okay,
29:42who is it?
29:42Third one.
29:43Michael J. Fox.
29:44No,
29:44they work at this company.
29:46Oh,
29:46I'd say Ben Mintz.
29:47No,
29:48he lives in Chicago.
29:48Why would he be at my hotel?
29:50Kim from HR.
29:52That was a good guess.
29:53Above Kim.
29:55Well,
29:56the buck stops at Kim with you.
29:58No.
29:58Yes.
29:58No.
29:59Paul.
30:00About Paul.
30:02I don't fucking know.
30:03What are we doing?
30:04Well,
30:04you used him last week.
30:05You said him last week.
30:06You shredded him last week
30:07pretty bad.
30:08You said him.
30:09All business Pete?
30:10It was unbelievable.
30:11You got excited for all business Pete?
30:13That guy's a scumbag.
30:15He's at the same hotel I'm at.
30:17I'm an A++.
30:19man.
30:19Full sports advisor.
30:20Let fucking go.
30:21No offense,
30:22Stu,
30:22that story sucked.
30:24Like,
30:25I would suck you.
30:26Yeah,
30:26listen,
30:26you're a great storyteller,
30:28but all business Pete
30:28is not worth our time.
30:30Because it was a personal feeling
30:31of I am wanted.
30:33Like,
30:33I never get to a three-star hotel.
30:35I'm never first class.
30:36I'm always,
30:36you know,
30:37in the middle seat
30:38when I fly with Sandy.
30:39And it's,
30:40you know,
30:40when I'm at a hotel
30:41that's manageable,
30:43very grateful,
30:44never bitching,
30:44but it's never a first class
30:46or something.
30:47But if you're putting
30:47all business Pete
30:49in the same fucking hotel as me,
30:51I'll shut my fucking mouth forever.
30:53Okay.
30:53You know what I'm saying?
30:54Because I'm spending like a thousand
30:55every trip I come here on Ubers.
30:58I never ask for,
30:59what is that called
31:00when you get money for food?
31:02Sipend.
31:03I never ask for something there.
31:04You know,
31:04I was going to ask you for like,
31:05I was going to go back
31:06the last four years
31:06and ask you for $150,000
31:08because that's what I've run up.
31:10And I'm not sure
31:11that you wouldn't give me
31:12the $150,000.
31:13I'm not sure.
31:14Yeah.
31:14So I'm just going to leave it
31:15on the table
31:15that if you want to give it
31:16for Christmas.
31:17That's good.
31:17That was good to put that
31:18on the table.
31:18It would only be for my Ubers
31:20and my food
31:22and, you know,
31:23Ubers and food.
31:23That's it.
31:24I like that.
31:24You just put a bill
31:25on the table,
31:25$150,000.
31:26You want to pay it fine.
31:27If all business Pete
31:28is being treated like this,
31:29I've got to shut my fucking mouth.
31:31That's what I want to say.
31:33Patriots are going to blow
31:33the Packers out here.
31:34This is a rout.
31:35This is a burial.
31:36This is a blowout.
31:37Lefty, this is for you.
31:39This is a human winner.
31:42I'm not allowed
31:43to use the word L-O-C-K.
31:44I'm not allowed to say
31:46it's G-U-A-R-A-N-T-E-E-D.
31:49But gosh,
31:50do I love the Patriots
31:51in this game.
31:52I'm probably going to call
31:53DraftKings and ask them
31:55to fly to their insane suite
31:57and just sit there
31:59and just pull in the Pats
32:00because I love the Pats
32:01in this spot.
32:02Okay.
32:02The world is on the Packers.
32:04They think the Packers
32:05are going to make the run,
32:05which they could,
32:07but Josh Jacobs
32:08is a difference-making now.
32:10They can run the ball.
32:11They can reuse them
32:11out of the backfield.
32:14Their love has been unconscious,
32:16but I think the Pats
32:17play their best game
32:18of the year,
32:19and this is a rout.
32:20Okay.
32:21Love the Patriots.
32:23So the spread is Patriots
32:24minus three.
32:25The overrunner is 46 and a half.
32:26Ashley,
32:26what's the weather
32:27going to be like
32:27on Foxborough on Sunday?
32:29In New England,
32:30it's going to be 57 degrees
32:31and cloudy.
32:32Okay.
32:33All right,
32:33Ash, Ash, Ash.
32:34Why, of course.
32:36Oh.
32:36I'm 0-4.
32:37Anna?
32:380-4.
32:39Since the start
32:40of the last season,
32:40teams with the Vikings
32:41on deck are 7-16
32:43against the spread,
32:44failing to cover
32:44by four points per game.
32:46Who's got the Vikings
32:46next week?
32:48It's the Packers?
32:49I don't know.
32:49Is it the Packers?
32:50I think it must be
32:51the Packers.
32:52Yeah.
32:54I love the over in this game.
32:55Yeah.
32:56These are going to be shots.
32:57They're going to take shots.
32:58They're going to take shots,
32:59shots, shots.
32:59Drake May has a great deep ball.
33:01Jordan Love has a great deep ball.
33:02I can say that.
33:03They're both playing well, too.
33:04Yeah.
33:04They're both playing great.
33:05Over 46 and a half.
33:06I can say that.
33:07You can shot us.
33:08The Packers defense
33:08has played uncontrollably.
33:10Yeah, but I'm fine.
33:11Both guys can throw the deep ball.
33:13Yep.
33:13Deep ball's going to hit.
33:13We're going to hit some explosive plays
33:16in this game.
33:18Explosive.
33:19Thoughts?
33:20I'm on the over with you as well.
33:21Oh, let's go.
33:22We finally agreed.
33:22Yeah, we agreed on that.
33:23I'm on the over as well.
33:24I also like the Packers in this spot.
33:26I'm looking at the Patriots' body of work,
33:28and they have been playing well.
33:29But you go through the schedule,
33:30they really haven't beat nobody, really.
33:33Who have they beaten?
33:34The Bills?
33:35Yeah, I mean, that was early.
33:37In Buffalo?
33:37That was early, but yeah.
33:39Steelers?
33:40Yeah, but that was when
33:41they weren't clicking.
33:42But are the Steelers good?
33:43With a bad offensive line.
33:44Are the Steelers good?
33:45Now they're good since the offensive line changed,
33:47but they were against a very weak offensive line.
33:50I'm taking the Packers plus three here.
33:52I think Jordan Love is taking this to another level.
33:54I love the over with you.
33:56I'm just a little bit worried about Josh Jacobs.
33:58He hasn't looked great.
33:59I know he's scoring some touchdowns.
34:00He's a bad guy.
34:01But yeah, he's definitely a bad guy.
34:02Certified bad guy.
34:04But maybe he just needs a couple weeks
34:05to get his feet under him.
34:06I'm taking the Packers plus three,
34:08and I love the over with you as well.
34:09I think there's a ton of deep balls in this game.
34:11Over 46 and a half.
34:12Okay, let's go to Sunday Night Football.
34:14The Bears get good.
34:17Hosting the Buccaneers.
34:18The Bears are minus six.
34:19Over under is 47 and a half.
34:21Ashley, what's the weather going to be like
34:22in Chicago on Sunday night?
34:24I think it's going to be nice, right?
34:25It is.
34:25In Chicago, don't you even worry.
34:26It's going to be 50 degrees.
34:28Clear sky.
34:29Beautiful.
34:29Wow, beautiful.
34:31Hannah?
34:31When the opponent scores 21-plus points
34:34on a Baker-Mayfield-led Bucs team,
34:36Tampa is 5-26 straight up.
34:38They've lost 10 in a row.
34:40Wow.
34:41Now, here's the thing with this game.
34:43Wow.
34:43I'm going to give it to you straight.
34:45Yeah.
34:45I think the Bears are significantly better
34:47than the Buccaneers.
34:47Yeah, 100%.
34:48But the spot kind of stinks.
34:51Yeah, it does.
34:51Like, it's a little bit of a stinky spot
34:53if I'm just being unbiased,
34:55and that's just talking about the Bears
34:56coming off a massive, massive win.
35:00Biggest win in a long time.
35:01Well, last year, playoffs.
35:03But biggest win this season
35:06on the road against the Seahawks.
35:08Monday Night Football.
35:09Stay there till Tuesday.
35:10Fly back short week.
35:12Bucs look better, but they're still a bad team.
35:16It's just a stinky spot.
35:17It is.
35:18It's a spot you can get caught.
35:20So I'm going to go with the over, 47.
35:23Over, really?
35:24Yeah, yeah.
35:25I'm going to go with the over.
35:25What about the Bucs defense, though?
35:26They've got a pretty solid defense.
35:27Yeah, that's why I like it,
35:28because I think we're just kind of...
35:30Yeah, I don't know.
35:31Yeah, you fuck yourself there.
35:33I don't know.
35:33I think the under is the play in this game.
35:35Oh, you want to do the under?
35:36I mean, I...
35:37But the problem is I'm not going to bet
35:39the under in a Bears game.
35:40Of course.
35:40Because if the Bears score, I want to cheer.
35:42They can.
35:42I agree with that.
35:43I think they can score a lot of points at will.
35:45So I think it's just going to be a little tougher
35:48for you guys to run the ball in this game.
35:51I'm taking the under.
35:52I'm taking the under in this game.
35:53I just...
35:54I want to bet the Bears so bad in this spot.
35:56But it is a bad spot.
35:57It's a bad spot.
35:58I think the Bears are going to win.
35:59It's a bad spot.
35:59But it's a bad spot.
36:00You just have to be objective about the fact
36:02that it's a bad spot.
36:04I mean, I don't want to...
36:06I can't take the Bucs.
36:07If I was going to take the Bucs, I can't take it.
36:08No, you can't take the Bucs.
36:09You can't take the Bucs.
36:09No, because the Bears are better than...
36:10Yeah, 100%.
36:11But it is a bad spot.
36:13I agree.
36:14Does everybody agree with that?
36:16Equal with the Buffalo Bills.
36:20Bills and Niners?
36:23Niners will choke.
36:24Oh, okay.
36:27Over 47 and a half.
36:28I'm going to do it.
36:29I'm going to do it.
36:30All right, when we come back...
36:31Wait!
36:33You don't give a pick for Sunday Night Football.
36:35Yeah, but I pitch.
36:36Okay.
36:37It's why I don't ask for the 1,000.
36:40I thought you already pitched.
36:40I'm spending on the Ubers.
36:42I thought you already pitched.
36:43Ah, food.
36:43I'm spending another 2,000.
36:45I thought you already pitched.
36:46My bad.
36:47I did not pitch.
36:49You already pitched.
36:49Can I break this game down?
36:50First of all, on this part of the show, I would like for you to bet the Bears right now
36:56to win the Super Bowl right now.
36:59Odds right to second.
37:00Nine and a half to one.
37:01And the Bears to win the NFC.
37:04I would also like you to bet the Buffalo Bills to win the Super Bowl right now and the Bills
37:12to win the AFC because it's going to be the Bills and the Bears in California, which,
37:19by the way, a guy that will be named nameless guaranteed me and Sandy a pair of tickets.
37:27Are you serious?
37:28Swear to God.
37:28What a great guy.
37:29And he said that he's going to put me where the players are.
37:32The hotel, which is like 2,000.
37:34Okay, great.
37:35Four nights.
37:36I'm going to go for the 8,000.
37:37Free tickets.
37:38Love that.
37:38You know, and then we're rolling.
37:39Kenny?
37:40Yes.
37:41Wow.
37:42I mean, listen, you have a friend like Kenny.
37:45Yeah, he's the best.
37:45And you have a friend like Carmen in Chicago.
37:47I don't need any of your friends.
37:49No, no, no.
37:49He's the best.
37:49Not saying I don't need you and need you and need you and need you and need you, Hank.
37:54But you've got Kenny and Carmen.
37:56Yeah, you've got it.
37:57What a duo.
37:57What a duo that is.
37:58It's unbelievable.
37:59Have they ever met?
38:00Between both of them.
38:00They should meet.
38:01Because of Barclosworth, between both of them, they've given me in perks, dinners,
38:08connections, a half a million dollars coming in over the last six years.
38:11Wow.
38:11Okay.
38:12So now, so now, quickly and I'm done.
38:16Overall record, 63-33-1.
38:18College football, 22-5.
38:20NFL, 35-13-1.
38:22Primetime, 17-7.
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38:27And please, from the bottom of my heart, pretty pleased with sugar on top.
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38:42I love you.
38:42God bless you.
38:43Oh, food and Ubers.
38:45Thank you, Stu.
38:46When we come back, our mortals.
38:48Back right after this, Barstool Sports Advisors.
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40:12Barstool Sports Advisors, it is time for our mortals.
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40:48All right.
40:48We got to win.
40:49Let's win.
40:50Let's win.
40:51Let's win.
40:51Let's win.
40:53I'll tell you my mortal because I've already said it.
40:56I've already said it.
40:57Somewhere in those picks, I've already said it.
40:58Really?
40:59Can I guess it?
41:00Yeah.
41:01I think you're more than one of the Jets.
41:03Eh.
41:04Not doing that again.
41:05But it's in that game.
41:06It's the over.
41:07Oh, wow.
41:08Jets, Chiefs, over 47 and a half.
41:10I love that game.
41:11I love that over.
41:12I think that over is going to fly.
41:14The Jets' defense is so bad, but their offense is legitimately good.
41:18And Kenneth Walker, when Kenneth Walker can't get it going, that's when the Chiefs' offense
41:24looks bad.
41:25Kenneth Walker's going to get it going this year.
41:28Jets don't want to tackle.
41:29They don't want to tackle.
41:29No.
41:30Stu, give us your mortal.
41:31I'm going to use the Saints here.
41:32I don't see how they're a favorite.
41:34They're dog shit.
41:34They're so underachieving.
41:36It's a disaster of a fucking year here.
41:38But I'm going to put my money on the Saints as my mortal in addition to it.
41:44I'm not allowed to say guarantee.
41:45I'm going to run nine straight mortals.
41:47Wow.
41:48Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight.
41:54Nine mortals in a row.
41:56Wow.
41:57Saints started off.
41:58Wow.
42:00I mean, I don't even know.
42:01I don't even want to say mine.
42:02It's so gross.
42:03But I haven't done it yet this year.
42:06I'll say that.
42:06I haven't taken them this year.
42:08I think the play is the Chargers versus the Texans.
42:11Oh.
42:11Plus four and a half.
42:12Hank has not been able to quit them.
42:14Yeah.
42:15Hank, a lot of people in the cave haven't been able to quit them.
42:17It's been a problem for the cave.
42:19We just keep betting the Chargers.
42:20We keep betting the Chargers.
42:21We keep getting let down.
42:22But I think this is the week.
42:23I don't think, listen, the Texans are just not good.
42:26I know that.
42:27And I know the Chargers are complete dog shit.
42:29But they're home this week, okay?
42:31They got to figure it out at some point, right?
42:33They're not going to lose every single game they play.
42:35They might lose this one.
42:36But I think this is a field goal game.
42:38I think it's very, very low scoring.
42:40I'm going to take the Chargers plus four and a half.
42:42I know it's gross.
42:43I'm four and four on my mortals.
42:44Kind of risky.
42:45I would love to get a game over 500.
42:47But I think it's the Chargers to play here.
42:50Okay.
42:52That's Barstool Sports Advisors week nine.
42:55We're getting closer and closer and closer to Thanksgiving.
42:58Stu, we got to talk about that.
43:00I think we got to change it up.
43:02I don't think you're allowed to touch anything.
43:06I could do that.
43:07Could you do that?
43:07No, definitely not.
43:08I know.
43:09That's why it would be fun.
43:09What I'd like to say is this.
43:11Can we get a bakery that makes pies?
43:15Like 20 different pies.
43:17Maybe the best pies in Chicago.
43:19Because I want more pies.
43:21Because the pies do it the best.
43:23Like the blueberry.
43:25The cherry.
43:26All right.
43:26So my idea, out the window.
43:28Out the window.
43:29I would table that.
43:31Because Pete, like, look.
43:33Death taxes and Stu puts $1,000 worth of food on his face while people are starving in Chicago.
43:39I think that has to happen.
43:40Okay.
43:40I think.
43:41Everyone.
43:42Yeah, yeah.
43:42One more shout out.
43:43One more shout out.
43:44Shout out.
43:45Shout out.
43:45Quick shout out.
43:46Shout out Sina, man.
43:47For the return.
43:48That was unbelievable.
43:49Blew the roof off the building.
43:51Shout out John.
43:55600 wishes.
43:56He gave out over 600 wishes to kids, man, with cancer.
43:59Shout out John, man.
44:00One of the best guys to ever do it.
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