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00:00He's standing here with Max, f*** around, and he just walks up and he just goes, question.
00:05How do you think it went?
00:06Not good.
00:07You're just so incredibly stupid.
00:10You shocked me with your stupidity.
00:12It's 12.05.
00:13He's taken the life out of this thing, and maybe this was his game plan,
00:16because now when he walks in, I just want to throw it at him.
00:18I didn't want your parlay, bro.
00:20I don't care.
00:21What up, bro?
00:22That's my guy.
00:24That's my guy.
00:26You're f***ing kidding.
00:27Now, two boots.
00:29You know what they say is better than one boot?
00:31Two boots.
00:33What if he doesn't come in with his actual boot?
00:35Oh, he will.
00:36He has.
00:37That's the bet.
00:38The bet was two boots, and I would wear one if they lost.
00:43He doesn't know it's Mikey Betts' boot, though.
00:46Ew, Nick.
00:49Does it smell?
00:50I didn't smell it.
00:52Smell it.
00:52No.
00:52I hope it's his gout foot.
00:54Ew.
00:55It's gotta be.
00:56Right?
00:57That's like human hair, too.
00:58That's like a lot of hair, obviously, I think.
01:01Oh, God.
01:02That's disgusting.
01:03I like it nasty.
01:05Okay.
01:06Like the boot.
01:07Yeah.
01:09Well, this has been fun.
01:12What time is it?
01:161130 AM Central.
01:17He said he was going to be here at 1120?
01:19Yeah.
01:20It's 1130.
01:21Told me he was going to be here any minute, 10 minutes ago.
01:24Yeah, he's like, oh, I'll be here before the yak.
01:26Why do you have to be here before the yak?
01:28You should just be here.
01:30Yeah, that's my gout boot.
01:31It's got, like, dog hair all over it, but we're good.
01:33I think Mintz, he's just, he's being a scumbag.
01:38Why?
01:38He's not here.
01:39It's 1130.
01:40And what I think he's going to do, he's going to show up 10 minutes before the yak, put the
01:44boot on, yak ends at 2, and then he's going to be like, oh, I'm leaving, and then he's
01:47going to take the boot off and leave.
01:48So he's going to be here for two hours.
01:50What's different about any other day?
01:52Well, he'll sit here and do radio until 6, but since they locked, I ain't got to do
01:56radios, I'll just go home now, and then he'll be gone by too.
02:001140 AM on a Monday.
02:01Like, they beat LSU.
02:03He was here at 10 AM on the dock and came from Mississippi, but now he's coming from Milwaukee.
02:07It's 1140.
02:09Who knows where he is?
02:10He's probably fucking hitchhiking his way to the office.
02:12I've done blocking his numbers.
02:14He's been too double booted?
02:16He's not here.
02:18It's not, I mean, what time's that?
02:20It's 1140.
02:21Yeah, come on, it's one.
02:22Please record your message.
02:24I don't know how people, like, deal with it.
02:26Like, I don't know how Tate does what he does.
02:28I would legitimately strangle him.
02:311150.
02:32He's, he's the scum of the earth.
02:34I missed an hour, man.
02:35Just be honest with me.
02:36I don't care if you're not going to be here.
02:38Don't tell me a few minutes.
02:39I've been here for 50 minutes.
02:41I told you I've got to have to walk.
02:43What does Milwaukee have to do with anything?
02:45You came back from Mississippi, and we're here at 10.
02:47No, dude, I just, like, I'm coming there.
02:49I don't see you in a second.
02:50Mince, also, fuck you for not answering my phone call.
02:53I called you three times, Mince.
02:55Left two voicemails.
02:57That was, that was your co-worker, Mikey Best.
02:59Like, I don't care when Mincey comes in.
03:01I care when he says, um, I'll see you in a few minutes at 11,
03:04and I've been down here for 50 minutes, and he's still not here.
03:08Just be like, yo, I'm not coming in until 12.
03:10That's fine.
03:10I don't care.
03:11Don't tell me you're going to be here in two minutes,
03:13and then I've been here for 50 minutes.
03:14He's getting in the Uber now.
03:16A few minutes, this could be anything.
03:18A few minutes is, like, two to five.
03:21I would give him 10 to 15.
03:23Fair.
03:24Yeah.
03:25It's been an hour.
03:26I would give him five to, like, 300.
03:30Is how I think it was.
03:33So he's just now getting in the Uber?
03:35Yes.
03:36Confirmed?
03:37Or just now ordered?
03:38That's just what he said.
03:39Wasn't confirmed.
03:40Never a dull day with Ben.
03:42No, never.
03:43I mean, good for him.
03:44What's happening today?
03:45It's 12.05.
03:47He's taking the life out of this thing,
03:49and maybe this was his game plan,
03:50because now when he walks in,
03:51I just want to throw it at him.
03:53Like, I don't even want to talk shit.
03:54I don't even like, oh, man, see, ha, ha.
03:56Like, I'll take this fucking boot and get out of my face.
03:59Like, I want to strengthen it.
04:05Are they locked out?
04:07They're locked out.
04:08There we go.
04:09All right, guys.
04:13There he is.
04:15Right on time.
04:16I said before the yak.
04:17It's 12.08.
04:18The yak already started.
04:19I know.
04:20Here, take your boot, man.
04:21All right.
04:22What kind of boot we got?
04:23It's a boot.
04:24That goes on your foot.
04:25I know.
04:25It's a smaller one.
04:26He's a boot, bro.
04:26Just wear the boot.
04:27All right.
04:29Let's test it out.
04:30It's not my ass texting all games.
04:32Yeah, beat the shit out of you.
04:34Ain't no doubt about it.
04:35Smoke, you're being pretty polite right now
04:37for all the shit that you've been talking for the past hour.
04:39Well, what it is, like, what do you want me to say?
04:40Yeah, let's keep it.
04:41It's incredibly disrespectful.
04:42I've been sitting here for an hour and five minutes.
04:45You told me a few minutes at 11.
04:46It's 12.05.
04:47But you could have just texted me and been like, yo.
04:49I know.
04:50I just said, I thought I was like.
04:51Like, what else do we expect?
04:53Like, this is what happens every time.
04:54Like, I'm going to be mad at you for being you?
04:56Like, no.
04:56I just, I, I, I, I, I, I'm just fucking annoying.
04:59That's all.
05:00Like, I already took all my anger out.
05:01Yeah.
05:02He said you have to worry for the stream.
05:04So, I guess for you.
05:06I think I'll leave.
05:07All right, let me see you walk.
05:08Get to step.
05:09There's two different boots.
05:10Well, yes.
05:11Obviously, I was going to get the same exact boot.
05:14Maybe come walk down this hallway.
05:15I just want to get a good look.
05:16All right.
05:18This is kind of awkward.
05:20Honestly, I don't think I can wear both of these.
05:22I got to have the same boots for after darn.
05:24Because this is, like, balanced stuff.
05:27This isn't going to work.
05:28Well, it looks like it's working great.
05:31Yeah, I don't know.
05:33You got to pay the man.
05:35You got to pay the piper, man.
05:36I don't know.
05:37All right.
05:37Hey, look.
05:38It's walking.
05:38It's sticking on there.
05:40Yeah.
05:40I thought it was, I thought it would be way worse for you, honestly.
05:42I think that looks more normal than just one.
05:45I mean, I guess I've worn different shoes before.
05:47Yeah, yeah.
05:48No, that looks good.
05:49Almost as good as Jaden Ball looked running all over your defense.
05:52I mean, now they're got in, too.
05:54Yeah.
05:54All right, well.
05:55It's tough.
05:56Congrats on the win.
05:57Yep.
06:00I've got to do this for seven hours, though.
06:02I've got to understand.
06:03There's a fucking limit.
06:04But what if we find it?
06:05There's a fucking limit.
06:06I could barely walk two blocks to the coffee shop in two boots today.
06:10Like, I mean, everybody's got to do this shit every now and then.
06:13Nobody knows more than you.
06:14I know you get it.
06:14It's fine.
06:15No, it's fair.
06:15But there's a limit.
06:16There's a limit.
06:17Like, I can't even barely walk with two boots.
06:19I expect to walk seven fucking hours a corner.
06:22Come on.
06:23Bro, grab me.
06:24Grab me.
06:25Fuck you guys.
06:28And then I decided to tweet all the dumbass things.
06:30You tweeted all the dumbass things?
06:32I'm guilty.
06:33I'm guilty.
06:33Okay, I'm guilty.
06:34It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen tweeted, Barstool.
06:36And we work with some fucking idiots.
06:38I can't delete it.
06:39It was already up too long.
06:40You got to keep it up.
06:41Well, yeah, you can't delete anything you tweet.
06:43Yeah.
06:44It was bad.
06:45Hand up on that.
06:47All right.
06:47Hand up.
06:47It was like a one IQ.
06:49It was, no.
06:51If there's negative IQ, that's what it was.
06:53It was bad.
06:54Okay?
06:54Yeah, but how do you even think of that?
06:56I don't know.
06:57I saw cowbells and I was like, they weren't there last year.
07:00What do you mean they weren't there last year?
07:01The people, not the cowbells.
07:03Because we were bad.
07:03We've been bad forever.
07:04I know.
07:05So then it made me mad.
07:06Like, I'm happy for you.
07:07I'm happy for that.
07:08Like, I said that.
07:10All right.
07:11All right.
07:11Relax.
07:11It was bad.
07:13I get it.
07:13Okay.
07:13You realize you called like, it would be like watching the World Cup and be like, these Iraq
07:20soccer fans are such bandwagon fans.
07:23I didn't say that.
07:25That's exactly what you did.
07:26Cape Verde fans.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Oh, these bandwagon Cape Verde fans.
07:29No, not even Cape Verde.
07:30I'm talking like, you know, like a war-torn country that's like been through just hell.
07:36That's Mississippi State fans.
07:37And you're like, yeah, look at them.
07:39Bandwagon.
07:40I don't like to lose.
07:41I just don't like to lose.
07:43Oh, you're the only guy that doesn't like to lose.
07:45It was a sore loser tweet.
07:46It was a sore loser tweet.
07:47It was a sore loser tweet.
07:48You have such a winner, you can't stomach loser.
07:51You're so good.
07:52Yeah.
07:52Yeah, that's how you're wired.
07:54You're a Missouri fan.
07:55Yeah, we don't win.
07:57I feel like I'm here for this right now.
08:01When's your flight?
08:02Oh, I'm here for Yanois, so.
08:04Oh, okay.
08:04All right.
08:04Nice.
08:05Okay, great.
08:07I thought he said, how long are you here for today?
08:10And that's in a while.
08:11Yeah.
08:11I thought you were flying out.
08:13Yeah.
08:14Okay.
08:15I just grew up early for the poor decisions.
08:17You're going to bandwagon.
08:18Yeah.
08:21You're just so incredibly stupid.
08:24But like, you know, in a very way.
08:26It's unbelievable.
08:27Yeah, it is.
08:28Like, I'm not saying that in a bad way.
08:29It's just you shocked me.
08:31You shocked me with your stupidity.
08:33But it's not offensive stupidity.
08:35No, it's like a massive stupidity.
08:36Yeah, right.
08:37Like, in a good way?
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yeah.
08:40But Mitzi pisses me off.
08:42Right.
08:43You just, I'm like, what?
08:45What?
08:45What?
08:45How?
08:45Like, this guy over here can get you, he can drag you into a fight that will make you want
08:50to, like, punch your own eyes out.
08:51You are like, I just look at you, I'm like, aw.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Look at this cute little guy eat a burrito.
08:58Hey, one minute, 40 seconds.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Uh, good.
09:02I'm ready.
09:03I'm ready to battle.
09:05Come on.
09:08Question.
09:12What?
09:13What are you?
09:15What do you do?
09:16Oh, we're doing this right now?
09:18Yeah, I can't do this right now.
09:19Come on.
09:19I'm not seeing it in here.
09:20I think I'm doing this right now.
09:22I think I'm doing this right now.
09:23I'm doing this right now.
09:24This is great because I'm out of here.
09:25Yeah, you, this is a bad thing.
09:27I'm doing for that.
09:27Right.
09:28You got to do that.
09:29Right.
09:29You got to do that.
09:30What's a good time?
09:31Set up a good time.
09:31He goes questioning.
09:32I said, what?
09:33Because I was asked.
09:34I was told to say.
09:35No, he goes questioning.
09:36I said, what?
09:37He goes, about me moving.
09:38I was like, what?
09:39You're asking right now?
09:40I was told to ask.
09:41You can't do it in the middle of the kitchen.
09:43In the middle of the kitchen.
09:44That's an awful conversation.
09:46That's what I'm talking about.
09:47That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a desk.
09:48All right, I'm going to look at him.
09:49I'm going to look at him.
09:50I'll see you, Greg.
09:50No, no, no, we'll see you.
09:51We'll talk later, all right?
09:52All right.
09:54All right.
09:55We'll find a better time.
09:56That was a, that was a, also, you didn't take my head words?
10:00No.
10:01You also did it where you just said question like I knew what you were going to ask.
10:05I don't.
10:07Yeah.
10:10He just had like a 30 minute like prep speech and he just walked in here.
10:14He just walked in here with Max.
10:16I was standing here with Max, fucking around, and he just walks up to me and he just goes,
10:21question.
10:22I said, what?
10:23And he goes, you know, then what?
10:25That's how you step B moving to Chicago.
10:28Greg turned off the game.
10:29You just had a great day like right here?
10:30Yeah.
10:31Here.
10:31You didn't ask the question.
10:32You just said question.
10:34Oh my gosh.
10:35Greg, we will talk.
10:37Greg.
10:38That's good.
10:39That's good, dude.
10:40That's good.
10:41That's good.
10:41That's good.
10:41I'm going to read this thing, Greg.
10:42You're going to get hard time.
10:42That's good.
10:43That's good now tonight.
10:44Okay.
10:46I'm going to, I'm going to blend it.
10:47I'm going to remember to breathe.
10:48We'll talk at some point.
10:50I am.
10:50Greg, call time out.
10:51It's call time.
10:52You just had like a pump-up speech and you just came in for her.
10:57That's crazy.
10:58Greg, are you moving here because you had sex?
11:01False.
11:02What?
11:03With the girl?
11:03No.
11:04Ghosted.
11:05Again?
11:06I thought you fell in love.
11:08Here.
11:09You got ghosted.
11:10She never followed up?
11:14What?
11:16What?
11:17What just happened?
11:17What the heck?
11:18What's that?
11:19She never followed up?
11:20I said Greg should just move here and just act like he's in the zoo and not tell anybody.
11:25Yeah.
11:25And just be in an apartment.
11:26No, but I don't even come here.
11:27And then he came out here and asked Big Head to move to Chicago.
11:30I'm like, where are you going, Greg?
11:31We had a whole point.
11:32This is what he does.
11:33It's a lot.
11:34He thinks he messed up on the act yesterday.
11:36No, I just, what?
11:37You thought you messed up.
11:39You lost your opportunity.
11:41Oh, my head is how we do it.
11:42And then you just came in here and almost messed it up.
11:44Greg, maybe you doubled your opportunity.
11:46One shot, one opportunity.
11:48I know.
11:48Left.
11:49Gone.
11:49Can you give him some advice on moving to Chicago?
11:52This guy.
11:52I actually moved to Chicago in one week.
11:55Oh, you just missed it.
11:56It went bad.
11:57Greg's over two.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Well, no, I'm over, well, I guess over two guys.
12:00He thinks he's over two.
12:01But Big Head gave him like, hey, you got a shot the third time that you had a school.
12:05Chip and chip.
12:07You know what that means?
12:08No.
12:10Chip and a chair?
12:11You got a chance.
12:11You're still alive.
12:12Chip and a chair?
12:13You're not dead yet.
12:14Yeah, you're like poker.
12:14Like, you have to poker.
12:15Oh.
12:15You got your chair.
12:16I thought you meant literally a chip and a chair.
12:19And a chip.
12:20Oh.
12:20You have a chip and you have a chip at the table.
12:24I see you guys in 28.
12:26We're not coming for the rest of the year in 27.
12:28I'd strike something in three months.
12:29Oh, yeah.
12:29First, I got to get that.
12:31You want to go to work with that?
12:32I've negotiated, well, I've negotiated.
12:35I've negotiated my move with Dave.
12:37Dave originally wanted me to stay where I was.
12:38I negotiated that.
12:40Talked to Dan.
12:41I've re-upped a contract.
12:42I could help you.
12:43You want to make a prezi?
12:46No.
12:47I do want to help you.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Does it have to be today, though?
12:49I got shit I'm doing.
12:51How long are you here?
12:51Yeah, I'm leaving.
12:52At 11.30.
12:53I got bad news.
12:55I quite literally cannot do it today.
12:57But if I could, I would help you.
13:00If it turns into content, that's good for you.
13:02They're not going to do content and then be like, by the way, great, you're not fucking
13:05moving here.
13:05So I would offer.
13:07I don't know.
13:08That would also kind of be fun.
13:09I would try and set something up where the next time you're here, you tell Dan, the next
13:15time I'm here, I'm coming with a PowerPoint.
13:17Yeah.
13:18To prove to you live on the app why you shouldn't be here.
13:20And then they'll hype it up and they'll blow it up.
13:22Probably not do great, but they'll end up giving you a job and moving you here anyways.
13:26You know what I mean?
13:26Yeah.
13:27That's what I would do.
13:28When are you going to be here next?
13:29That's the issue.
13:30I don't think I'm here for the rest of the year.
13:32Well, nice knowing you.
13:35See you in 28.
13:36See you in 28.
13:37She interviewed Arch after the game against Tennessee, right?
13:39They're good.
13:40They made out, right?
13:42I need you guys.
13:46It's always when we're on a roll.
13:48We're always on a roll as you walk in.
13:49I fucked up.
13:50This is the problem with you.
13:52You don't know what I said.
13:52It was yesterday.
13:53What did I say?
13:55You're correct.
13:56I said, tomorrow morning, get Big Cat in his office and ask him, man to man, can I move
14:03to Chicago?
14:04Yeah.
14:04And what you heard was, in the lobby, as he's walking through from the bathroom to wherever
14:10he's going.
14:10Probably was in a hurry, I imagine.
14:12In a hurry.
14:13Just getting here.
14:14After dropping his kids off at school or something.
14:16And you said, question.
14:18Blank face.
14:19Yeah.
14:20How did it go?
14:22Terrible.
14:23I can't crash the act.
14:24I'll get Dan in here right now.
14:25Oh, no.
14:26No, no, no, no, no.
14:27Yeah.
14:27All right.
14:31Oh, no.
14:34No?
14:35No.
14:35I mean, what?
14:37He's.
14:38Greg.
14:39Greg.
14:39We were trying to tell him to.
14:40Greg, do it.
14:41Go.
14:42Go.
14:42What's up?
14:42What's up, Brandon?
14:44What's up, Titus?
14:44Hey, Greg.
14:45Hey.
14:46TJ.
14:46Hey, Big Cat.
14:47Deebo.
14:47What's up?
14:48My little baby back bitch.
14:52How you doing?
14:53How you doing, bitch?
14:54What happened to us?
14:54We didn't want to do this.
14:56We were doing a show.
14:57Greg crashed our show to ask our advice on what to do with you.
15:00Another bad timing thing.
15:02Correct.
15:02He just crashed our show.
15:03I froze.
15:06You didn't freeze.
15:07You walked in here.
15:07That's the opposite of freezing.
15:08And then you said, what do I do?
15:10I froze the first time.
15:11And we're trying to talk you into doing the second time.
15:14Ask him, Greg.
15:15Greg.
15:15No, don't ask me right now.
15:16It was so bad.
15:17I needed, like, a buffer.
15:19It was so, so bad.
15:21Correct.
15:22It was so, so bad.
15:24He just came up to me and he said, question.
15:27I know.
15:27I fucked up.
15:28And I said, what?
15:28We're trying to make it right.
15:29Greg, make it right.
15:30Just go.
15:30And he said, you know the question.
15:32I said, what are you talking about, Greg?
15:34Greg, make it right.
15:34Go.
15:34And it was in the middle of, like, 100 people.
15:36And I was in the middle of doing something, talking to Max.
15:39He's walking through busy.
15:40Like, that's not a good place to corner him.
15:42Now you have his attention.
15:43Go.
15:45I got to go.
15:46I'll see you guys.
15:47God damn it, Greg.
15:48Greg.
15:48He literally had the moment.
15:50If he had asked it right away, I would have maybe answered.
15:52Use your timeout.
15:53Use your timeout.
15:53Timeout.
15:5430.
15:5430.
15:55I want 30.
15:55It's gone, guys.
15:56I want 30.
15:56No, I want 30.
15:57I want 30.
15:58Now I'm going to the free throw line because you didn't have any timeout.
16:01Ask him now, Greg.
16:01Can I move to Chicago?
16:05Fuck, Greg.
16:06I needed to go to the two guys that will give me the best advice.
16:10The two guys that I've talked to.
16:12The two guys that have trusted me.
16:14The two guys that have my back.
16:16And I just needed help.
16:18I needed advice.
16:19I needed to calm down.
16:20And then they ambushed me with Big Cat on the mostly sports couch.
16:25And, yeah, battery went to zero again.
16:28I was at 1% and it went to zero.
16:31So are you hanging around for the yak?
16:32Are you going to take that flight out?
16:34I think it's done.
16:36Would you like to see Green Greg move to Chicago?
16:39I don't really know.
16:40I like Greg, but I don't know.
16:43It's kind of like a traveling salesman.
16:45It's kind of weird when you're in the office, but it's cool when you are.
16:48Do you want to move here?
16:49Did someone put you up to ask if Big Cat had a kitchen?
16:51No.
16:52That was very Greg of you.
16:53That was perfect.
16:54It wouldn't be very Greg of you to ask for an official meeting in his office.
16:58You're just going to ask in the middle of 25 people.
17:00Big Cat, question.
17:01I think he's kind of busting your balls at this point.
17:03You'll be fine.
17:05Just duke it out in wherever you live for a little longer.
17:10Back to Missouri.
17:11I want Greg to move here.
17:13Let's make that clear.
17:15I just wasn't expecting it to be this soon.
17:16We all need to prepare.
17:18You live with your parents.
17:19Yeah.
17:20And I'm staying with you.
17:21Yeah.
17:22So I'm going to meet your parents.
17:24You're going to meet Mama Greg.
17:26That was my next question.
17:27I'm not going to call her Mrs. Green.
17:29Yeah, I don't think that's a play.
17:31Mama Greg?
17:32We can talk when the camera's gone.
17:35Yeah.
17:35Okay.
17:35Papa Greg's on a golf trip right now, so he's not there.
17:38Papa Greg's out of town.
17:39Yeah, he's out of town.
17:40So we're the men of the house.
17:42No, I'm not going to.
17:43Are you going to ask me?
17:43No, just, no, no.
17:46I did not say that.
17:48Why did you bring that up?
17:50Oh, you're sick of me.
17:51What you said, we're the men of the house.
17:53That just didn't sound right.
17:54You're a sicko.
17:55If someone tried to rob us, it'd be up to us to protect the family.
17:57It would be.
17:58I just didn't like the way you said that.
18:00Greg, just call Nicky's stepdad.
18:03You're not the stepfather.
18:05I'm the dad that stepped up.
18:07Who's that?
18:08Oh, hey, Greg.
18:10Hey.
18:11What's wrong?
18:12Everything.
18:13Why?
18:13I froze.
18:15Greg, do it.
18:16Greg, stop shaking.
18:18Stop shaking.
18:18You didn't.
18:19Well, you.
18:20All right.
18:21Two things can be true.
18:22You did blow it, but it didn't.
18:24It has literally no bearing on the future and like the actual conversation we should have.
18:31Okay.
18:31Like you, how you blew it today, I'm not going to then meet with you privately and be like,
18:36well, you fucked it up and I was going to say yes, but then you fucked it up.
18:40That would be insane.
18:41Do you understand the confusion when you just came up to me and said question?
18:46Yeah.
18:49Greg, you're going to be fine.
18:51We should have a private conversation about it.
18:53Why are you still frozen?
18:55I'm telling you it's all good.
18:57Okay.
18:57Do you want me to call you?
18:58No, you don't.
18:59No, you're fine.
19:00Would it put you to ease if I called you, if I stepped off the yak and we talked on
19:03the
19:03phone?
19:03You don't have to do that.
19:05I'm going to do that because I don't want you to.
19:06Greg.
19:06I don't want you to harbor.
19:07Greg.
19:08Greg, say yes.
19:09Greg, I don't want you to have the rest of this weekend ruined thinking about it because
19:14it's not that big of a deal.
19:16Okay.
19:16It was just that I wanted to talk to you in private and that was not the time.
19:20Yeah, that was stupid.
19:21I have no problem with him moving here.
19:22I just do have actual questions for him of like, what's his plan?
19:26And also, is he worried he's going to lose some of his gray?
19:29I think that's pretty reasonable.
19:30And then he showed me a text he got from somebody that was like, let me represent you on your
19:34move to Chicago.
19:35Chicago, you fucked this up so badly.
19:37He watched it.
19:38He didn't fuck it up.
19:39And so the text, it was from Dante the Dawn.
19:41Yes.
19:42Who wants to represent Greg's move.
19:44Which I encourage.
19:45Greg's here more than Dante.
19:47That might be true.
19:48Maybe what we'll do is I'll do a private conversation with Greg, and then I'll be like, I'm not
19:53going to give you an answer.
19:55I'm going to hear you out publicly with Dante as your representation.
19:58So I can ask the questions and have the conversation that I do want to do privately, but then be
20:02like, everything else, make your pitch with Dante.
20:06And then, yeah, it's tough.
20:07Yeah, you know what?
20:08Let's do that.
20:08We'll have Dante make a presentation for Greg.
20:14So Dave went on out and about and basically said there's going to be no winter house, no
20:18spring break house, no summer house.
20:20But if the people in this company want to make it happen, he's not going to tell them
20:24no in terms of like, if we want to go out, get our own house, get our own cast, get
20:29our own camera crew, you can make it happen.
20:31Now, I might have had a couple of drinks that night and I started firing off some tweets,
20:35but I stand by what I tweeted.
20:37I think there is a market for Barstool reality.
20:41We've done it twice.
20:42It's worked both times.
20:44And now I'm working with Keegs and we're going to see if we can pull this off.
20:48Now, originally, I thought we were going to do long form content, one episode per week.
20:53I talked to Zoopy, found out if I were to freelance it, it would cost me about $1,500 a
20:57day for just one cameraman.
20:59So that's out the window.
21:00So that's not happening.
21:03I have a meeting with Keegs on Monday and we're going to see if we can bring the Beach
21:06House back by ourselves.
21:07If not, you know, I'll just keep doing what I do best.
21:13That's just...
21:14Well, no, like...
21:15You talk is a big game and then you're like, whoa.
21:18I need a clipper or I need a contract.
21:21No, I'm not saying I need a new contract.
21:23I'm just saying, like, as long as I don't get fired for doing what I do on a normal night.
21:27But you were on month to month in Vegas, though.
21:31You're not understanding what I'm saying.
21:33Oh, you signed an actual contract?
21:35They signed, like, they signed, like, yeah, like, it's a spring break contract.
21:41It's literally the spring.
21:42Dave's talked about it.
21:43We experienced a while.
21:44Why don't you just get that for your regular contract?
21:46That's what I'm saying.
21:48Just send me that one.
21:49But give me free reign.
21:51Let me be smoked.
21:53What would you need in the contracts for you to...
21:55To...
21:57Smoke's great.
21:59As in, is smoke's great?
22:01I'm the only person on there because I don't want to do that.
22:03Like, I'll take the reigns in terms of, like, let me cast it.
22:06Let me fucking get some clippers.
22:08Which was just, like, I'm going to hire some randoms, not an IL players and just do this.
22:15How many people do you need?
22:17I said six to eight.
22:19If we want to do the same format as Marshall people, give me six to eight people.
22:22Marshall people?
22:24No, I'll fucking grab the people off Twitter.
22:26I'll get XLXL3333 tips and, like, this fucking squad.
22:30But then that person off Twitter will want to get hired by us and, like...
22:33Okay, and if he does a great job, he should get hired.
22:36Agreed.
22:36Like, what are we talking about?
22:37What do you need in the contract?
22:38I don't need anything in the fucking contract.
22:41So then what are we doing?
22:43That's what I'm saying.
22:44Six to eight people, that's it.
22:45Boom.
22:46I'll get them.
22:47I'll fucking get some money for the crib.
22:49But that's not...
22:50Your weekend is now.
22:51And that's, like, the...
22:52That is, like, the selling proof.
22:54Like, oh, my God, people are watching this every weekend when I go out with 3D documents me.
22:58And we post it to this account.
22:59It gets a million views.
23:01It's already shown that it's worked.
23:02We've done it twice.
23:03It's worked both times.
23:04What if it just keeps working every weekend?
23:06Yeah, you've done it twice.
23:07Who's that bar school?
23:37I know the formula.
23:39We'll get legs.
23:40We'll be more than what you are doing now.
23:41What's the difference if we just get the house, I grab these people that want to do it, and then
23:49the barstool people that want to do the show come out and we do the fucking show.
23:54I think house too quick.
23:57You're thinking house too quick.
23:58Do you have proof of concept with the small...
24:01There's been two shows of it, bro!
24:03Are you fucking...
24:04I know that, but I'm trying to get them to do it again.
24:06That's the issue.
24:08I can get...
24:08I'll take six right out of my own fucking account if I have to and rent the fucking house for
24:12a month and put everyone in there.
24:14Who would be the best?
24:15You have to have that trio for TikTok.
24:18Yeah.
24:19Then me.
24:20Wait, Dante isn't a trio for TikTok?
24:23Yeah, TikTok loves that.
24:25And Don does views.
24:26He does views.
24:27It's the only thing you probably need us for here in Chicago.
24:30And then I think Keeks is great for the show, but no other girl in New York, I think, wants
24:35to do the show.
24:36Although Una did text me saying she wanted to do it, and I was like, you know, you couldn't leave
24:40if you did it.
24:40And she said, I probably shouldn't do it.
24:44I want random stuff.
24:46I want random stuff.
24:47I want random stuff.
24:48Every time, yeah.
24:49She did.
24:50She did blow the bomb last time.
24:51Oh, Vincey, you're here at 9 a.m.
24:53Thanks.
24:53Hi.
24:54You're coming on.
24:54You're a scumbag, dude.
24:57You're an actual fucking scumbag.
24:59I just gave you a 6-2.
25:00I don't care about the fucking parlay, dude.
25:03What's your problem?
25:04What's your problem?
25:05I'm worried about boots.
25:16I'm here at 9 a.m.
25:18Yeah, today?
25:18Yeah.
25:19In the last two days, you've been here for a fucking hour, bro.
25:21I can't do it for three hours.
25:22No, you didn't.
25:24HR, they posted you when you got in at 1.14.
25:27You left at 2.30 and did your streak.
25:29Yeah.
25:29Got home at fucking 1 a.m. for being in a corn maze for seven hours.
25:33That's important.
25:33That's not what the fucking bet was.
25:35Hard work.
25:36I'm fucking hearing about him today.
25:38Today, yeah.
25:39Congrats.
25:41Nice, dude.
25:42No thank you for me just giving you a 6-2.
25:44I didn't want your parlay, bro.
25:45I don't care.
25:47I don't care about a fucking parlay, dog.
25:50You ruined surviving, right?
25:51And you give Dave a pick.
25:53That's not a cop-out for every time you're a fucking asshole to someone, bro.
25:57Don't make a fucking bet if you're not going to own up to it.
26:00I'm just here wearing whatever.
26:02Yeah, you're right.
26:02This is whatever, dude.
26:03Don't make a bet if you don't want to win 6-1.
26:05How about that?
26:05I didn't make a bet.
26:06I didn't want to win 6-1.
26:07I don't want his fucking parlay bullshit, bro.
26:10I can care less about that shit.
26:12God forbid a guy gives you a 6-1.
26:14Shut the fuck up, Hank.
26:17What's going on?
26:18We got some problems.
26:19Bro, shut the fuck up.
26:20Nah, you're just coming here yelling and screaming at everybody.
26:23Now I am.
26:23I'm not even yelling and screaming at everyone.
26:25I only said one thing to you.
26:26I came in and you were shouting with them.
26:28I'm talking about it.
26:29Any matter of seconds.
26:31No, you're good.
26:31Well, damn it, bro.
26:33You just feel love in the room.
26:35I like it, man.
26:36A lot of love.
26:37NWO, baby.
26:38What's up?
26:39NWO.
26:40Yeah, you know, that's part of it.
26:42The Renegade's fighting downtown.
26:45What do you got today?
26:47I'm about to do it.
26:48No, parlay.
26:49I know you're working.
26:52You don't need to.
26:53Yeah, exactly.
26:54I remember what that's happening.
26:56I'll come up with a minute.
26:57I have no plan.
26:58But I'm on San Diego so big against the Cubs.
27:01I mean.
27:01You tell me.
27:03Oh, freaking slam, dude.
27:05Slam, yeah, you know.
27:06I got futures.
27:08Got them on.
27:09Dude, I have to.
27:10Tell all the Chicago boys about that.
27:12Whatever, dude.
27:13I'm just being winners.
27:14I can't help.
27:14You're screaming tonight, too.
27:15The Cubs can't pitch.
27:16It's not my fault.
27:18All right.
27:18Good stuff.
27:19Good stuff, folks.
27:21I'm glad we weren't through that.
27:23It might work.
27:24Don't be watching my shows.
27:28Get your eyes off my shows, bitch.
27:30I better hope I don't bet the Braves today dominate you again.
27:34Don't do this.
27:35I can't.
27:36I'm not feeding into it.
27:38Yeah, you are.
27:39No, no, I wanted to get a-
27:40You're just doing that right now.
27:41No, no, no.
27:41Yeah, you are.
27:42I wanted to get a sense of-
27:43You asked if I'm getting a trick of cooking.
27:44I wanted to get a sense of where your head was at.
27:45I'm not, like, combative to it or anything.
27:48I'm just saying.
27:48I want to know-
27:49He hasn't won shit yet.
27:50No, no, this isn't about the Phillies.
27:52This is about me and him.
27:53This is me putting-
27:53I put him in my back pocket this week.
27:55I've been going cappuccino recently, too.
27:58So good.
27:58So good.
27:59Okay.
28:00Can I help you?
28:01Okay, fine.
28:02Yeah.
28:05Cody!
28:06I'll take care of him.
28:06What up, bro?
28:07What's up?
28:08That's my guy.
28:09That's my guy.
28:11Yup.
28:14It actually bothers him.
28:18It's like, it's actually, like, making him mad right now.
28:21And, like, I can't stay here.
28:23I can't stand Cody.
28:24Right?
28:25I don't think you can stream here tonight.
28:26And I said, I agree.
28:28I cannot be here tonight to watch the game.
28:30And it seems like Big Cat doesn't want me here anyway,
28:32because we're not tight.
28:33We're not boys.
28:33So I'm fine with just, yeah, chilling here.
28:37Or, not chilling here.
28:38Chilling in my apartment.
28:39He's boys with Cody, though.
28:41Yeah, he is boys with Cody.
28:43Which is fine.
28:44That's great for Cody.
28:45But, literally, Big Cat sent me a text the other day
28:48saying he would frame me for some heinous crimes
28:52if I ever asked him again to hang out while I was with Cody.
28:56So the flip-up that he's did in the past, I don't know, week?
29:01Pretty crazy.
29:02I mean, Big Cat and I, or tight Big Cat and I,
29:04went to a pig roast together last year.
29:07And now it's just not the same.
29:09I don't want to say I know Big Cat more than anybody else,
29:12because I don't.
29:14I got a feeling this is going to end up bad for our boy Cody.
29:17Yeah, probably.
29:18You're probably right.
29:19I got a suspicious feeling that Big Cat is going to heel turn on Cody,
29:23maybe even before the end of 2026 and just break his heart.
29:26If he actually does get a beer with Cody,
29:29and I love getting a beer with Cody,
29:31but if Big Cat does it, he will regret it within the first five minutes.