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00:07Oh, I forgot. I forgot no touch Liam. Spending thousands on dinner for the guy still won't break down and
00:15give me a hug because he hates germs. And I carry a lot of germs. And if I your girl,
00:22she'd know what she's been missing.
00:23Give me a hug. What are you doing? How are you doing? How are you memes? Sorry for not waiting.
00:31Oh, my God, you're back. I thought you were on D&J. Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! Listen, big
00:41brother, you f***. You s***. You pieces of s***. You f***. No one watches your show. Ashley made you relevant
00:50and now suck my s***.
00:53I'm not involved in that. I'm not involved in that. Hey, you did s***. You're great. OMG, I bombed. I'm
01:00pissed. But for bombing, you shot to the s***. There he is. I'm so good. I need to tell the
01:06story. Did Caitlyn go? I don't know. I think they were. Did Caitlyn go? I think she heard you. I
01:11know. She ran. She f***ing ran for the hills. Thank you so much. I love you. How are you doing?
01:18You have to be able to tell the difference between us. No, probably not.
01:23Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect. It works. Oh, I like this. Can we pull those strings? Is that again? Yeah. You
01:33got them? Yeah, it's right out of the old collection. Yeah, that looks great. Ready to go. I mean, that's
01:39as bad as I can. Ah! I don't think I look that bad.
01:43The table is right there. The table is right there. You're kind of nice, right?
01:49That's the same so no one can tell the difference. Okay.
01:52We do a surprise one today, too? Oh, my God. It's s***. Are you here all that?
01:58You're canceled? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, you're not canceled anymore.
02:01Oh. Wait, when was that canceled? You were canceled because you threw a basketball at my dad.
02:05It wouldn't last it.
02:06You don't have money. Wait, do a spend.
02:14All right. Do I announce it? It's like Groundhog's Day. We're going to go see if Mincy's boot is on
02:20or off.
02:20If it's off, we'll have a nice, warm winner. Let's see. I hear him.
02:26Oh, s***. It's going to be a warm winner, guys.
02:29It's just already warm. There's no boots.
02:31Oh, Mincy, no boots.
02:33No boots. I'm going back to the doctor tomorrow, though, to get up.
02:35Who's going with you? I don't know. You want to go? I'm busy.
02:39Yeah, I'm sure you are. It's football season.
02:41Hannah? Yeah. Six weeks ago, it was a little lighter, wasn't it?
02:44Yeah, it was, man. It was. It's a big win.
02:47It's a little milk. Yeah, really.
02:48It's a little strong bones now that he doesn't have a boot.
02:51So, Hannah, are you free tomorrow to go with Mincy to the doctor?
02:54I can't. I have so much.
02:57She's got something. She's going to be alive.
03:01I am so proud of myself because I think my people radar is finally getting better.
03:04Oh, and I hate the way I had to find out, but listen to this.
03:06Okay, so I have known this girl for, like, probably five months now,
03:10and I've always had an off vibe.
03:12I'm like, something's just fucking off about this bitch.
03:14I'm just going to put it this way.
03:15I've never been so fucking right about someone in my life.
03:18In fact, I didn't go hard enough talking to people about her.
03:21This snake-ass fucking bitch.
03:24Snake-ass fucking bitch.
03:25And I'm like, ah, fucked it. I knew it.
03:28So. Oh, my God.
03:29Snake-ass fucking bitch.
03:30Reed just posting all this tea on Viva, I guess, today.
03:35I did not post it. No, I didn't fucking post it.
03:37I'm not the one who posted it.
03:38I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, Chuck.
03:40You're a big tea head.
03:42T-head? No, I'm not.
03:44Five-y-one with the chicks posting tea.
03:47Hollywood, Hollywood Reed.
03:48Yeah.
03:50He's out of my orbit now. I can't.
03:52No, get the fuck out of here, man.
03:53He's like, he's on a different wavelength than I can even handle.
03:58No, get the fuck out of here, okay, man?
04:00You're a cool little socialite now.
04:02No.
04:03Like, you're like a tabloid star.
04:06I'm not a tabloid star.
04:07And I love it.
04:08Five chicks at once.
04:10I know, it was pretty cool, though, right?
04:13I was like, fuck.
04:14I know, yeah, it was cool, but.
04:15Yeah, you're just doing your job posting that tea today, so.
04:18I'm proud of you.
04:18See, this is what he does.
04:20This is what he does, Chad.
04:21You just fucking stirs that shit, stirs that shit up.
04:24I didn't post shit.
04:25What's the Annika thing?
04:26I don't know.
04:27Well, she posted a TikTok today, and I don't know if it's about someone in this office or
04:32she says it's not.
04:34She says it was a personal, so, yeah.
04:37Wait.
04:37For my personal TikTok about my personal life.
04:40She's probably glad we showed it here, then.
04:41Well, I mean, that's a public TikTok.
04:44Right, I know.
04:45So what is it about?
04:47Do we know?
04:49I don't care for the person.
04:51Annika!
04:52Just to go get lunch.
04:53Smoke?
04:53Oh, just to get lunch?
04:55Which girls did she go with?
04:56Sydney and Anna.
04:59Not Mia?
05:01She's M.I.A.
05:03She's M.I.A.
05:05Wait, that's a good one, that's a good one, Luke, she's M.I.A.
05:08Smoke!
05:10What was Annika talking about?
05:12What's that little grin on your face?
05:14Oh, my God.
05:15Beach House Season 3.
05:17What was Annika talking about, smokes?
05:20What did you do?
05:22I did it again.
05:23Oh, no!
05:25What did you do?
05:26Did it again?
05:27Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:30Congrats.
05:32You can stop now.
05:34No, I don't.
05:34Oh.
05:35You can stop now.
05:36You have the option to stop now.
05:39The toothpaste is out.
05:40Annika made the TikTok.
05:42I don't know why she-
05:42She can't be like, why would anyone talk about it?
05:45Like, she made the TikTok.
05:46I mean, you guys sat here and told me I get no pussy in Vegas, comparing me to Green Greg,
05:51and I just wanted to show you who QB1 was.
05:53This is our fault.
05:54Oh.
05:55Oh.
05:55Oh.
05:55You were kidding.
05:57I don't think this should-
05:57A third employee has been taken down by Nikki Smith.
05:59Wait, hold on, but we've always said you're bad at road games.
06:02We all thought you could have sex in the office, that was never a question, so is that
06:07what happened again?
06:08So it was about Kate.
06:09Indeed.
06:10Oh, no.
06:11So is Annika that at you?
06:12You don't have to-
06:13She's mad at everyone.
06:15Okay.
06:16Are you going-
06:16Yeah.
06:17Everyone knows.
06:18Everyone knows in this office?
06:20Yeah.
06:21Cleaning you behind the camera.
06:22You know.
06:22That's why you're-
06:23I'm just focused on.
06:27It's fine.
06:27Like, it'll be fine.
06:28Awesome.
06:29Awesome.
06:31Hey, man.
06:32Sometimes things happen in my office.
06:34I love no Italian.
06:35Huh?
06:36Oh, really?
06:37I didn't know.
06:41Hey, Greg, this is just-
06:42Why is this guy doing a brief?
06:45This is just you and our son.
06:46Hello.
06:48You want to go on the back?
06:49Yeah, I don't know what I'm getting called on for.
06:52Is it because I was with Bedard this weekend?
06:54Don't say anything more cameras in my face.
06:56Uh, what's going on with the TikTok?
07:00My TikTok is about my personal life.
07:02I didn't say anything about Nick in that.
07:03I didn't say anything about any guy in that.
07:05I don't know how he drew that conclusion from that.
07:07I'm busy editing the Brandon Walker College Football Show and Annika Christie Gossip Show.
07:11I don't know who Nick slept with.
07:13That's all I have to say.
07:14Episode three today.
07:15Nicky Smokes came on and basically was like, yeah, she's pissed at me and I did it again.
07:19So he already kind of said everything.
07:21Okay, well, I don't-
07:22So was that not about someone in this office?
07:25No, I don't know.
07:25I didn't say anything about Nick.
07:27You can watch the TikTok.
07:29I didn't say anything about a guy in that TikTok.
07:31So I don't-
07:32No, I know.
07:32He said that you're more mad at the girl he slept with than him.
07:36Who happens to be a coworker.
07:37Who happens to be a coworker is basically what he said.
07:40I don't know.
07:40He said a lot.
07:41So that's about someone outside of this office?
07:44Yep.
07:45Who?
07:46Really?
07:46Yep.
07:46So it's coincidental.
07:48Everything I-
07:49I post on my TikTok about my personal life all the time.
07:52I said it's a girl that I know and that's true.
07:55It's a girl that I know.
07:55That's about it.
07:56You're the worst.
07:57You fucking suck.
07:59You fucking suck.
08:00You fucking suck.
08:01I hate you.
08:02I fucking hate you more than anything in the world.
08:04I can't wait for you to get fucking fired.
08:06Fuck you.
08:11You sure you shut up.
08:12I thought it was going to be over with the food, but we have at least one more week.
08:16And hopefully we get a clean CT scan and that's all because I damn sure don't want
08:21to be wearing this thing in Oxford, Mississippi next- next weekend.
08:24You didn't say shit about you, you fucking idiot.
08:26I didn't say shit about you.
08:28You fucking idiot.
08:28You got a fucking-
08:29You go, you motherfucker, you fuck yourself, you fuck yourself.
08:32You take the fuck out of my way.
08:34You should have shut up.
08:37You should have shut up.
08:39Yes, you do.
08:40It's up.
08:42What?
08:43I'm doing my job.
08:44Are you going to babysit?
08:45I won't.
08:47I'm getting the fuck out of you and I'll come back and be on the spot.
08:50I mean, I don't have...
08:51Okay.
08:52You know, clearly I'm glad I wore it all we did to Nashville and I'm in the office yesterday.
08:55You know, I wouldn't want to...
08:57I wouldn't want to, you know, not be respectful with Vegas things.
09:00Okay.
09:03Didn't know it was that serious.
09:05It is.
09:05It's really that serious.
09:06I'm sorry.
09:08Just doing my job.
09:10I know.
09:11That's all your voice's excuses.
09:12Just doing your job.
09:15Alright.
09:19You want to do it?
09:27Dude, these are way better, like, back support.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Incredible.
09:38Yeah.
09:38What do you think, Dana?
09:39Those are nice.
09:41Unfortunately...
09:41Unbelievable.
09:42We're going to need to put some character in those, get some farts going.
09:46Are you comfy?
09:46Yeah.
09:48Going over in this corner.
09:49Yeah.
09:49Are you comfy?
09:50Are you having trouble getting comfy?
09:57It's fine.
09:58I don't like...
09:59I don't like here.
10:01Too straight on the back.
10:02But once you sink, you're good.
10:03It's a good sinker.
10:06It smells like leather in here.
10:08Yeah.
10:08That's because it is.
10:10For now, I guess.
10:11Yeah, these are nice.
10:12Oh, that's what it's for.
10:13That makes sense.
10:13I like it because you sit upright.
10:15You know, you don't like...
10:16The complete opposite of a brand just said.
10:18No, I like that it's kind of like an obligation to be locked in.
10:23So, let's think.
10:24But, like, if I'm here, how's my view to the game?
10:28You got to think of that, too.
10:29How's your view?
10:30How's your view?
10:31What do you guys think?
10:32What's been the consensus?
10:33I think this is good.
10:35Well, you got to do up-downs, too.
10:36You got to do the stuff.
10:38They're easy to get out of.
10:39I'll say that.
10:40That's important.
10:41I don't like how much...
10:42Although, these are sewed together.
10:44That's great.
10:44That's a big-time plus.
10:48Rick?
10:50Haven't sat in them yet.
10:51No Uncrustables in there, though.
10:53Okay.
10:53I don't know if that's you, but somebody's...
10:56I'm gonna be on people's ass.
10:58So, you don't want us to support a sponsor, then?
11:01Is Uncrustable a sponsor?
11:03Yeah.
11:04I did not know that...
11:05It's also Uncrustable Sandwiches.
11:07These are sick.
11:08This is the best seat, Katie.
11:10We need, like, six more.
11:12Like I said, we have way less seats, right?
11:14Yeah.
11:15I want a recliner.
11:16We just have to break them in, you guys.
11:17This one should recline.
11:18Oh!
11:19Do they recline?
11:20Or just like that one in general.
11:22Yeah.
11:22Just two double armrests.
11:23No recliners.
11:24Tough.
11:24I've seen better.
11:26Did we jump on them?
11:27Monkeys, monkeys, jumping on the bed.
11:29Once I lost him, bumped his head.
11:31What the fuck?
11:35Barstool in 2026 was crazy.
11:40Higher?
11:40It's like...
11:41No, no, no.
11:41But it's good.
11:42Easier to get out of?
11:43Yeah.
11:44I'm not great at getting out of it.
11:46Solid.
11:46Rico, what happens when there's a fumble and you yell balls?
11:49Let's do a little acting.
11:51What do you mean?
11:52I agree.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Fumble.
11:53Fumble, fumble!
11:54Ball, ball.
11:57Get up!
11:59Are they comfy?
12:01They're pretty nice.
12:01They're pretty nice.
12:02They're more upright.
12:02Yeah, they're definitely...
12:04They're for people with good posture.
12:06That's good.
12:07The deep was...
12:08A couple of our big boys struggled to get out of them.
12:10There was a big play.
12:11Not you, but others.
12:13That was the first thing I noticed about these.
12:15Oh, this looks so much better.
12:17It's so much better.
12:18Yeah.
12:19It looks good, yeah.
12:20No, I...
12:20What, let me just find a way to poke holes to poke holes.
12:22Wrong!
12:23Wrong!
12:24If I'm sinned, I kind of want to sit like this, Eddie.
12:27Well, get a garbage kit.
12:28I don't know what to tell you.
12:29Can we talk about how quickly recliners would break in here?
12:33I take care of things.
12:35Others don't.
12:36That's not my fault.
12:36It's comfortable, though.
12:37It is comfortable.
12:39You're not here to be, like, super comfortable, though.
12:41Do you want me to fall asleep?
12:42Yeah, true.
12:43I don't fall asleep.
12:44You don't want to.
12:44Well, this was your mission, Eddie.
12:46This was it.
12:46I think you did a great job.
12:48The only thing that scares me as a big guy is, are these cushions going to get sunk in?
12:52Do they have the springs built into them?
12:54These are in almost every sports bar, sports book type deal.
12:59So they're meant for man meat to sit on.
13:02So we're fine.
13:03I've been told, like, you need to have the springs in there sometimes so they don't sink.
13:08But regardless, like, they're comfortable and on top of it, like, you're not down on the ground.
13:16Like, our knees were above our heads on those old ones.
13:20They were so low.
13:21Now you can celebrate a little quicker, not fucking get out of a hole.
13:25People were practicing the get up, get down.
13:27And it was easier, right?
13:29Oh, touchdown.
13:30It was a lot easier.
13:30A lot of good practice.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Right?
13:33What do you think?
13:33I like the back support.
13:35A lot more back support than the other ones.
13:37We're going to have great posture.
13:40Yeah.
13:41We're going to fix everyone's back.
13:42I didn't know it looked sharp.
13:43Oh, man.
13:44These are so much better.
13:45These are in sportsbooks, he said.
13:47Wow.
13:47I mean, this one's tight.
13:49I was just telling him I think we need to add more singles for the big bikes.
13:55Yes, that one's tight.
13:58But, like, brotherly love on the couch would be nice.
14:06You are more than welcome to stay.
14:07That's what I was having here.
14:08Yeah, it was a great show.
14:08You did a great job.
14:09It was.
14:10And you guys were great kickers.
14:11No, I woke up.
14:11The baby was crying at 3 in the morning.
14:13I woke up.
14:13I checked the stream.
14:14Because I was like, I bet they're still going.
14:15Because I bet.
14:16Because you know what?
14:16If I know Tate, like, I think I'd say.
14:19He'll miss on purpose like he made us miss on purpose with Bosco.
14:22Because he'll want to keep the stream going.
14:24Because that's what he kept.
14:24Because when it was my turn.
14:26Because when it was my turn, that's what you're telling me.
14:28You and Ludus were like, we want to make the stream keep going.
14:30I wasn't even going to come in today, but I knew I had to fight Mark Titus.
14:32When it was your turn.
14:33When it was your turn to win a 25,000, you decided, you decided suddenly.
14:37This would make sense.
14:38If Rico Bosco didn't go 5 of 76, you would have a point.
14:41If it was like, alright, now all of a sudden, Rico went 5 of 76.
14:44He does this stutter st...
14:46Like, you gotta...
14:47Fuck!
14:48He's dog shit.
14:48He's fucking trash, bro.
14:50We got this.
14:51They can see.
14:52Jerry!
14:53Jerry!
14:53Fuck, Jerry!
14:54It's a fucking non-athletic fucking competition!
14:57Hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:57It's horse shit.
14:58Listen, you gotta relax, Jerry.
14:59That's my point for me.
15:00Rico was terrible.
15:01If Rico was...
15:02We blew Rico in to use him!
15:04That's a fair point.
15:05Hey, Rico, can you...
15:06I know Rico is terrible.
15:07That's why I was frustrated.
15:09He didn't make one kick.
15:10Mark.
15:11I do appreciate it.
15:11Who...
15:13Who...
15:13Everyone?
15:14Who kicked 15?
15:16Smelly and Marty.
15:18The two best kickers.
15:18No, no.
15:18You didn't choose Burns or...
15:20Burns made kicks.
15:21We all kicked.
15:22It was a team effort.
15:23Interesting.
15:24I'm happy for you.
15:25I am.
15:25I can tell...
15:27There's one person who I knew.
15:29Hey, when your bonus bet hits...
15:30I was gonna ask you if you wanted to be included in the bonus bet.
15:33Can I pay you off to not bitch about it all day on every show you have?
15:36Bro, I kicked...
15:37Dude, Titus, how crazy is that that Tate put Rico the worst kicker and made him kick all the hard
15:41field goals?
15:42Just...
15:43But he didn't have to deal with Rico.
15:44I can't kick a ball.
15:45You could?
15:46And last night, I was like dialed.
15:47I was like, I'm fucking on fire.
15:49I was like, if I can kick...
15:50I hit like 85%.
15:51I was like, if I can kick 85%, we're gonna get this thing done.
15:54And then you just kept pushing the Bosco button on me.
15:57I know Mark Titus and he's 75% serious and he's got a little bit of a point.
16:0225% of him deep down has to realize Rico Bosco had to make one fucking kick in the whole
16:08stream.
16:09He just couldn't do it.
16:09Your team gets that done if Rico Bosco makes one...
16:12Right.
16:12Do you see that he can...
16:13You know it's a horrible look for you though, to push the Bosco button and then the second we do
16:18the line change and it's your turn?
16:20But if I sat out, it's like spectate.
16:22If I sit out, it's spectate.
16:23If I don't sit out, it's like...
16:24You should have been in our group.
16:25And we would've won!
16:27Exactly!
16:28Dude!
16:29You disguised it so well.
16:30Right.
16:31If Rico Bosco goes 6 of 76, they win the money.
16:34That's a fact.
16:35I take zero blame.
16:37You did an excellent job of disguising by putting Rico in that group, knowing he couldn't kick.
16:42Knewing you would embarrass him by the way, which is fucked up.
16:45He didn't make one kick.
16:46That's something to do shit.
16:47He didn't make one kick the whole stream.
16:49And he was 5 of 76.
16:50And it was fucking hilarious.
16:51That's a fact.
16:55But it's also a great way to disguise that you rigged it for your team.
16:58If I...
16:59So when should I have gone?
17:00Because I thought going in the...
17:01Probably the first group.
17:02Really?
17:03Yeah.
17:03You think so?
17:04So if I would've won in the first one, I'd have been like, damn, take a rigged it for
17:07the win.
17:07No, no, no.
17:07Instead I'd go to the overnight stream with Burns, Mubi...
17:12Why'd you say Burns like that?
17:13Did you watch the stream?
17:14Why'd you say Burns like that?
17:15Did you watch the fucking stream?
17:16You said Burns with some disgust.
17:21Because we weren't supposed to win.
17:23I'm sorry that we're better kickers than I thought we were.
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