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00:37Oh my god, I'm smart there.
01:05Oh, that's...
01:07Are you okay?
01:09I felt that bad.
01:11I had this protecting you.
01:14I said out loud that I was going.
01:16I said he was aiming south.
01:16I mean, you guys are just on the money. They're dialed.
01:19Unbelievable.
01:20It's like rubber on the inside.
01:22They hurt a little bit, but not tear.
01:24I don't know what would I have if this wasn't there.
01:27I was worried that the first part when you didn't have it.
01:29I mean, you're probably already not going to have kids,
01:31but if that wasn't there, you definitely would not have kids.
01:34I'll do a couple.
01:35You've got to do a couple too.
01:36Okay, that's fine.
01:37Yeah, where's my paddle?
01:44Did your husband fly?
01:51Goal change.
01:52What?
01:5456 fighting off that.
01:56All right, give him one.
01:58Sante, give him one.
02:01It's fucked up.
02:02Yeah, it's fucked up.
02:03Oh!
02:05Something broke.
02:0890.
02:09That's a good ball.
02:10It got right in the siren.
02:11What was it?
02:11Look, this fell off.
02:13What is this?
02:14Oh, it's right here.
02:15Look, off the racket.
02:16The racket chip.
02:17All right, give him a couple more good looks at that one.
02:21Oh!
02:23Fuck!
02:24Where did they get you?
02:26Oh!
02:2787.
02:28Right here.
02:29That's a good ball.
02:30Oh, fuck!
02:31That hit.
02:32Betts, you're a great defenseman.
02:34Thank you, I'm up.
02:35Bro!
02:36Look at that bruiser!
02:42Yeah, that's something.
02:43That's something.
02:45Wow.
02:45You'll be fine, thank God.
02:46Wow.
02:48I told you it's fun.
02:49It is fun.
02:50It is fun.
02:50Don't rush.
02:52Let's save something.
02:53Let's not burn ourselves out.
02:55Look, everywhere I go, people are asking me,
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03:32One truck.
03:33To keep it alive.
03:34The other guy's weak.
03:35Oh, he has the pistol.
03:36Slaps out.
03:37Finds the first one.
03:38You just need to play the tie, but no.
03:40It's Flames clutching up for Team War.
03:46And Bush will, unfortunately, get pushed.
03:51Horrible.
03:52That was...
03:52Hate to see it.
03:53Hate to see it.
03:54That's what happens when you don't try, when you don't practice, when you don't play
03:57together.
03:57That's exactly what happens.
03:59Can't get a fucking kill.
04:00Nothing, man.
04:01Nothing.
04:01They deserve to lose, man.
04:03They deserve to lose.
04:04I don't give a fuck.
04:18If Dave wrote the comment or if Austin wrote the comment, it doesn't matter.
04:20No, no.
04:21Wait.
04:21That matters immensely.
04:23I think so, too.
04:24If Austin is posting comments that are his opinions under Dave's screen name, that, to
04:31me, is really out of bounds.
04:34Why would he take Glee and you guys losing?
04:36Because you guys said that you didn't want him in the budget meetings anymore?
04:38Because I feel like there's a gap there of him taking Glee and you guys losing.
04:43Because he's an asshole.
04:46I think that's very clear.
04:48Yeah.
04:49All right.
04:50I'm seeing some, the sass and son of a boy dad and they're talking about Austin and
04:54the bush and sasses are going at Austin.
04:56So let me clarify a couple of things real quick.
04:59How Austin got involved in the bush.
05:01Jersey Jerry was calling me incessantly and pestering me and wasting my fucking time
05:06and asking for things and money and want to do this.
05:09It's like, I do not want to fucking deal with this.
05:11If you have a question, you go through Austin.
05:14You got an issue.
05:15You need money.
05:16Some facts.
05:16Some facts so far.
05:17How are you going?
05:18What is the end goal to make money on this?
05:21Or is this just a content thing that barstool people like?
05:26You sass, MOOC, I guess, could like invest in a mini golf team.
05:31You could invest in-
05:31PowerTalk.
05:32PowerTalk team.
05:33Business wise.
05:34Mini golf.
05:36Seashell collecting team.
05:38Seashell collecting team.
05:39You guys are talented and funny and people, it has nothing to do with Call of Duty.
05:45The video of Jerry being like, nobody fucking cares.
05:47I don't fucking care.
05:48Nobody practices.
05:49This is stupid.
05:50After he just begged me for all this money.
05:52No, that's not out of context.
05:54That's totally out of context.
05:55How's that out of context?
05:57Because it was like fucking, after we lost, I went back to the stream and was like, fuck
06:03these guys.
06:04They don't give a fuck.
06:05I don't even give a fuck.
06:06They deserve to lose.
06:08Sure.
06:08It wasn't like, I don't care about doing this.
06:10But you said they don't give a fuck.
06:11So you don't give a fuck.
06:13Like they deserve to lose.
06:14Sure.
06:15You know what I mean?
06:15It wasn't like, I don't care about doing it.
06:18That's out of context.
06:19That's wrong.
06:19I commented like, you don't want to fucking hear that when you just had an hour conversation
06:25of why you need the money and how important in the growth and all this shit.
06:29Um, I told Jerry what I thought had to happen.
06:32I said, the only way this is going to work is all these fucking misfits, probably including
06:37you go live in a house and make content, a gaming house content, and then you can sell
06:42sponsorships.
06:43But everything about this league, Call of Duty adds no benefit to Barstool.
06:48And here's the difference.
06:49The Bush always needs money.
06:51They always are asking like, Hey, we got to fund this trip.
06:55We're going to pay this play.
06:56It's one thing if you're making content and you try to be funny and you're not asking
07:00for things, but the Bush seems like it needs funds to run.
07:04So this goes back to Austin.
07:05I let Austin would never leave a comment like under my Instagram like that ever.
07:13I don't think he leaves comments period on my Instagram ever, never, ever, ever in a
07:19billion years.
07:20Austin was put in as a buffer because Jerry lives in a bizarre world is one idea after
07:24another.
07:25And I don't have time for all these ideas.
07:27Like again, the content is interesting for people who follow it, but we continually have
07:34to pay money to fund these trips.
07:36So that is where I stand on the Bush.
07:45I mean, I could, I could see where he's like, this is going nowhere.
07:50It's not like we're not selling any merch.
07:52It's not like we're not, don't have subscribers on Twitch.
07:55Sure.
07:56You know, shit like that, that offsets some of that stuff.
07:58Sure.
07:59Me and Sass have big salaries.
08:00Nobody's arguing that.
08:01Right.
08:02But it's also not the only thing I do.
08:04But I think like the big thing is like the sponsors thing.
08:06I think that's, that's what we're working towards to get like a big sponsor.
08:10What?
08:10What do you think you'll get it?
08:12I don't know.
08:13You know, I don't know.
08:16I mean, if we're going to be yelling, we gotta be, you gotta be yelling.
08:21I mean, I just, the whole office just heard you saying that everyone, everyone says that
08:25I make a billion dollars.
08:26I heard it from my desk.
08:27I don't.
08:28So what do you have to spend?
08:30Is it true that you're annoying, Dave?
08:32I also make a lot of money out of Barstool.
08:44I'm just saying like, we work that argument.
08:47All he's saying is he doesn't need to, he doesn't need this.
08:49No, that I don't need to.
08:50I'm just saying like, oh, Jerry makes all this money.
08:54It's like, yeah, I also do other things too that help me, you know?
08:57No, but don't.
08:58That's a bad argument.
08:59That's a bad argument.
09:00What?
09:01Outside of the Bush is what you meant to say.
09:01Yeah, outside of the Bush.
09:02Oh, okay.
09:03All right.
09:03You said outside of Barstool.
09:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:05Outside of the Bush.
09:05Outside of the Bush.
09:06That's different.
09:07Yeah.
09:07What you were saying just a second ago was you're working two jobs.
09:11Or three jobs.
09:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:14Barstool is your job.
09:15Correct.
09:16Yeah, and Bush.
09:17But I'm also an employee at two other places.
09:19Where?
09:20What do you mean, where?
09:22What are you talking about?
09:23Where?
09:23You know where.
09:24The Bush?
09:25What are you talking about?
09:27The Rehab?
09:28And then I'm an ambassador for an AI company.
09:32What is his argument?
09:34This is bad.
09:35This is bad.
09:35What's bad?
09:35How's that bad?
09:37Jerry.
09:38Why are you...
09:39You're an ambassador?
09:41I met this guy, Alan, from the Philippines like a year ago, which...
09:44Whatever.
09:45Sorry.
09:46From the streets.
09:46I'll get it by any means necessary no matter what.
09:48Yeah.
09:49I took a meeting with a Filipino guy this morning at a coffee shop.
09:52He's a venture capitalist.
09:53Owns like 25 different businesses.
09:54And he's looking to work with JJ.
09:56Give him to front some cash to the Bush.
09:59Yeah, I did.
10:00Yeah, that was the whole thing.
10:02You know what I mean?
10:02Yeah.
10:03What felt like the meeting went well.
10:05How would that have helped your argument by you saying that you work...
10:08No, no, the argument...
10:09I think the argument that Austin has had, the argument that Dave has had, is like, hey,
10:15this is a seven-figure operation, the Bush, because of Sassmook and Jerry's salary.
10:21Do you understand what Dave was saying?
10:24I really don't understand.
10:25I don't understand the business at all, to be honest.
10:37His point...
10:38It just costs money to keep going.
10:40But there's also, like, stuff that offsets that a little bit, as far as, like, buyout money
10:45when a player goes to the league.
10:46We sent four players to the league this year.
10:48Twitch subscribers, which, if you look at my Twitch, I'm pulling in anywhere from, like,
10:52seven to eleven K every single month.
10:55Just for just...
10:56Have you guys thought about maybe rebranding the Bush next year and do, like, only meetings
11:00about budgets?
11:01I don't think Sass would like that.
11:03Yeah, it was a joke.
11:04There's a lot of budget.
11:05No, there's...
11:06There's money...
11:06Okay.
11:07There's money that goes into it for sure, Dan.
11:09Yeah.
11:09But, like, we're also, like, trying to get sponsors here, too.
11:11I also don't even know what the...
11:13There's not even an issue.
11:15The only issue is Awesome vs. Sass.
11:17I guess.
11:18Because that's good for content.
11:19100%.
11:20That's all good.
11:21Players turning on each other's greed.
11:21That all makes...
11:22Yeah.
11:23This all is good.
11:24Yes, it's a good thing.
11:25I think, like, I was really nervous going into Vegas, like, okay, this might be it.
11:30So, I mean, what do you guys try to monetize stuff?
11:33What does that mean?
11:34I don't even know what that means.
11:35So, you gotta make money.
11:36The Bush has to make money.
11:37I think we just do what we're doing and then eventually get a sponsor.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Like, a big one.
11:42Like, that's the goal.
11:42Like, we're trying to do that.
11:44Like, I know he's like, oh, this makes no money.
11:46Jerry's salary's big.
11:48Sass salary's big.
11:49Like, this seven-figure operation.
11:51Yeah, like, also we've been doing it for one year, you know?
11:54Yeah.
11:55And, like, how much money...
11:56Like, if you take away the salary, like, how much money has Barstool spent on this whole entire year for
12:00the Bush?
12:01Travel, I guess?
12:02100K?
12:03Car accidents?
12:03Wrong.
12:04They...
12:05Besides salary, I think we might have broke even with merch, with subscribers, YouTube revenue.
12:13So, you're good.
12:14I think we made more if you take away the salary.
12:17Mm-hmm.
12:17So...
12:18But, the salary does count.
12:19But, yeah.
12:20Yeah, but my full salary can't count to this.
12:22No, I know.
12:23Well...
12:23I have another question.
12:25You were at zero on football season last year.
12:27I also lost $40,000 in March.
12:30Yeah.
12:30We also told you not to put in money for the season.
12:34That's right.
12:35You deposited all your football budget in August.
12:38Yeah.
12:38And you didn't make it to week one.
12:39I know.
12:40That's not gonna happen again.
12:42So, like, that's another thing that you're saying, like, salaries don't count.
12:46Are we just keeping...
12:48We're just...
12:48We're just doing this free labor forever?
12:50It's gonna be...
12:50The business model there is just gonna be...
12:51The business model is...
12:52It's a free labor situation until we get a massive sponsor.
12:56I've also invested close to $30,000, $40,000 on this operation.
12:59Companies that make a lot of money don't make money their first year.
13:02Like, that's not uncommon.
13:03Yeah, it's just what it is.
13:04You gotta take...
13:05You gotta take losses.
13:05Yeah.
13:06I lost for fucking five years straight.
13:08So we're good.
13:09In addiction, I mean...
13:10So we're good.
13:10The key to getting sponsorship is doing something and then keep doing it.
13:15Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
13:16So that...
13:17Because what sponsors don't like is something new happens.
13:22It's three months old and we're like, hey, we don't know if they're gonna keep doing it.
13:27We don't know what the deal is.
13:28Yeah, 100%.
13:29I think the only problem that Bush has had, and it's not even a problem because I actually
13:34like that you guys are so motivated, is there's, like, an impatience.
13:38But that's not, that's something you can always deal with because, like, I'd rather people
13:42be impatient and want more and more and more in terms of, like, we want to get this, we
13:46want to do this, we want to build this.
13:47I like that.
13:48I like that, like, quality.
13:50But that's where all the friction has come from, is that you guys started something,
13:55you did it for a couple months, and you're like, what?
13:57Where's the money?
13:58Where's the sponsor?
13:59Well, you know how.
13:59And that's just not how it works.
14:01But I told you guys, remember when we had that big meeting, and I sat with all you guys,
14:04I was like, it's coming.
14:05It is, yeah.
14:06Don't worry.
14:07So, as long as you guys can get the patience, you guys are gonna be fine.
14:10No, that's one of my flaws, for sure.
14:12But that's a good flaw, because it means that you want it.
14:14It's just you can't annoy Dave and Austin about it all the time.
14:25Yeah, the funniest thing that I saw, Owen Sass was trying to claim, he's like,
14:31yeah, Austin must have wrote that comment, because how else would he have seen that hidden comment?
14:35Oh, because I sent you the screenshot.
14:37Yeah, because you sent it to me.
14:38Yeah, I was like, Dave went rogue.
14:39It's like, wow, it's like, wow, how'd this get found?
14:42It's like, I don't know, Jersey, Jerry sent it to me?
14:44Yeah, so look, Dave went rogue.
14:45Yeah, tough.
14:46Dave?
14:46It's like, no, I didn't see the hidden comment, because I wasn't paying attention to anything.
14:49Jerry was blowing up my phone all weekend, being like, I need a friend, can you talk?
14:52Yeah, that was the first day after we lost, I was in a bad spot.
14:55I was driving around, I went to Jack of the Box and just got 20, like 20 lava cakes.
14:59Yeah.
15:00Because I needed for someone to stop me from like, I was debating driving the car off the
15:04bridge.
15:05And I was like, Austin, I need to talk to you.
15:07And he's like, yeah, no, I'm in a movie right now.
15:09I was in a movie right now.
15:10But all the other times I talked.
15:12No, you do, you do.
15:13Because I like Jersey Jerry.
15:14Yeah, we'll see what Dave thinks next year, I guess.
15:18Yeah.
15:18What do you think?
15:19Bad.
15:19What do you mean?
15:20No shot of an improvable major one.
15:22Next year.
15:24Have to get a sponsor.
15:24Who knows what's going to happen between now and then?
15:26Yeah, I would say that's probably pretty likely.
15:28I mean, you talk to him too.
15:29I think you have a pretty good idea of what he thinks about it.
15:32No, for sure.
15:33I do think to a certain extent, I will say, to a certain extent, I think he is like, okay,
15:37I could see where it could, is going, but like, what is the goal, you know?
15:41Yeah, I just don't think he sees any value in the scene.
15:43No, exactly.
15:44That's the toughest part.
15:46He's like, well, I don't see anything on my feed.
15:47Do you think it's because of the algorithm?
15:49No, he's like actively searches to see like who's talking about it.
15:53Oh, like Bush.
15:53He's like, I'm seeing no one besides us.
15:54Typing Bush.
15:55So that's why he's like, you could just do a mini-golf league because like, you are the
15:58one creating all the feed waves.
16:00Seashell collecting was tough.
16:01That was, he shouldn't have said that.
16:04That was, I'm not going to quote tweet that, like that was a little, that was a little tough.
16:06But he's right in the fact that it's just because you're, this is what you guys are passionate
16:10about.
16:10If you guys were passionate about seashell collecting, people would be interested.
16:13Yeah, but I'm going to have to address that.
16:15Seashell collecting was tough.
16:17Yeah.
16:17Not going to lie.
16:18Is that part in that video too?
16:19What?
16:20About the bush house?
16:21You said they're better off doing a bush house?
16:23Yeah, but that's a pretty like big like starting commitment.
16:27Got it.
16:28Okay.
16:28Got it.
16:29But like you think like that could be a play?
16:31I mean, if it works, yes.
16:33But it's, it's the same thing where it's like, it's going to cost a lot of money just to
16:36start it.
16:37Because you need the PCs, you need to set up the rent.
16:39The entire house that people are paying rent for and it's also taking you guys away from
16:43whatever else you're doing.
16:44Correct, yeah.
16:44Like this thing starts in football season.
16:46You can't live in a house.
16:47For sure.
16:48No, I would never live there.
16:49I would never live there.
16:50No, no.
16:51I caught that and I was like, hold on.
16:53That could be a play.
16:57Pig cracking.
16:58Yeah.
16:58DP tweeted.
16:59DP tweeted.
17:00It's like about the house thing you were talking about?
17:02Yeah.
17:02Yeah.
17:03Let me clarify.
17:04Jerry and Sass have to live in the house the whole time for there to be a house.
17:08But if you just bought a house where you live.
17:11Maybe Sass is going to live there.
17:13Why not?
17:14He lives in New York.
17:15Free rent.
17:16He wouldn't do that.
17:17He wouldn't do that.
17:18That's crazy to me.
17:19I don't think sleeping there is the issue, but you need to be there.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Because when Optic had the house, Hex didn't sleep there.
17:25No, he didn't sleep there.
17:26But he lived by there.
17:27Yeah, yeah, exactly.
17:28And he would go to the house all the time.
17:33You wanna see Dave's tweet?
17:35Yeah.
17:35I just, I just responded.
17:37What is your response?
17:38He said, I wouldn't be able to sleep there, DP.
17:40I got wifey and two kids.
17:41Three possibly.
17:42Sleeped up two nights ago.
17:43But if I don't gotta sleep there, let's come up with some type of agreement.
17:46Also, Moo could use a place to stay.
17:48He lives in a kitchen.
17:51Right?
17:51So, could see a bush house?
17:53I mean, I'll be honest.
17:55Like, could we?
17:57Yeah.
17:57Yeah.
18:00But, I don't know.
18:01You don't think Sass would make the jump?
18:03No, no.
18:04Sassito's not making that jump.
18:06I think we'd have a good time.
18:08Don't just come to the bush house and get some AC.
18:10Get some AC on you.
18:11Content would be great, no?
18:13Content would be really good.
18:15I'll hit up Alan from the Philippines.
18:17Let me talk to Alan, actually.
18:19Let me hit up Alan.
18:20Because this could be a big play.
18:21What's up, you guys?
18:22We are at Navy Pier for the premiere of Mutiny, which is only in theaters August 5th.
18:28Starring one of the most defining action stars of the last 25 years.
18:31That's right, Jason Statham.
18:33It's pretty much Die Hard on a boat.
18:35Jason Statham in this movie is a one-man army.
18:37He exposes an international conspiracy, uncovers a human trafficking ring.
18:42So, go see it only in theaters August 21st.
18:46It is a beautiful night.
18:48We're about to board this beauty behind me and watch the flick.
18:51But before we see this premiere, the stars are here, guys.
18:53We gotta go see what everybody's wearing.
18:55Don, you look great, by the way.
18:56Thank you, man.
18:56Oh, yeah, you got a little jean jacket action going on, too.
18:59Shout out Jason Statham.
19:00He wears a jean jacket in the movie.
19:01How many people do you think are gonna die in this movie?
19:0328.
19:0428, that's pretty good.
19:05Do you think that's a high body count?
19:06It's Statham.
19:07He's deadly.
19:08I think he's gonna kill 10 by gun, 5 by knife, 3 by hand.
19:15You all right?
19:17Yeah, I'm fine.
19:18So, I should never eat it.
19:19This is fucking good.
19:22Hey, Mince.
19:23You're looking very dapper this evening.
19:26Of course.
19:27Can you run us through the outfit?
19:28What are we wearing?
19:29Who are we wearing?
19:30All right.
19:30Well, we got our new Protect walking boot with the compression socks.
19:34Did you finally get adult-sized crutches?
19:36Yeah, I got the right size crutches now.
19:39I'm not very good at using them.
19:40I'm excited about Mutiny, man.
19:41Yes.
19:41It's a beautiful day.
19:42I'm the odd.
19:42I mean, once I'm sat down, this is gonna be awesome.
19:45I'm happy to be here.
19:46Can you try to open to the camera?
19:52All right.
19:53So, if you were trapped on a cargo ship, what would you do?
19:55I have no idea.
19:57What should I do?
19:58Check out the bins.
19:59You mean the cargo?
20:01Check them out, yeah.
20:02I didn't know they called these things bins.
20:03I don't know.
20:04They probably don't.
20:04I'm sure there's some hijinks or cool things like a PS5 or something you could find in there.
20:10Unfortunately, when Jason Statham does that, he finds a human trafficking ring.
20:14If I found a trafficking ring, I wouldn't go Statham mode.
20:17I'd probably just run away.
20:18You can't really run away when you're on a cargo ship.
20:21True.
20:21There's nowhere to run.
20:22I would go run into another container.
20:23It hopefully has like an Xbox and a TV.
20:26Who would you say is on the Mount Rushmore for badass bald people?
20:29It's gotta be my guy, Jason Statham.
20:31Can you do a Jason Statham impression?
20:33Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
20:34I'm Jason Statham.
20:36I'm Jason Statham.
20:37He's so badass.
20:39He's the best action actor probably of our generation.
20:42So I'm excited to see his latest Mona Lisa here tonight.
20:46Thanks so much to Lionsgate.
20:48I'm pumped to see Mutiny.
20:49All the stars have made it inside and everyone looked so beautiful, so dapper and so preppy.
20:54I loved it so much.
20:55And I also realized that I had coffee breath that entire time.
20:58So hopefully they're thinking about my outfit instead.
21:00But let's go watch the movie.
21:20Movie of the summer.
21:21Movie of the summer.
21:21Incredible.
21:22Movie of the year.
21:23Movie of the year.
21:23I think it's the most Statham of any Statham film.
21:27It was incredible.
21:28Jason Statham did it again.
21:30It was pretty sick where you're like, yo, Jason Statham's on a boat right now.
21:34I am on a boat right now.
21:36Dude, it was comforting knowing, like, it felt like Jason was there, right?
21:40And he was gonna keep me safe.
21:41I think Jason Statham is so hot.
21:43I love action movies.
21:44I think that shit is really hot.
21:46It turned me on, honestly.
21:48Dude, Statham, I'd marry that guy if I was gay.
21:51I am in love with Jason Statham.
21:54The face card did not decline.
21:55Jason Statham, the man you are.
21:59Oh, the accent, the looks.
22:02I'm not gonna lie.
22:03Is he the hottest bald man?
22:04Oh, for sure.
22:06100%.
22:06My mom even agrees.
22:07The night they live and die.
22:10Got this shirt.
22:11Going to wear it for the rest of my life, I think.
22:14Movie 1,000 out of 10.
22:16Hooked from start to finish.
22:17I love this movie.
22:18Most variety of killing in a movie maybe I've ever seen.
22:22I saw a lot of people die on a boat tonight.
22:25So, you know, we, you know, dry land is looking, looking good.
22:29Give us a second.
22:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:30No, you got it.
22:31Take your time.
22:32Take your, oh, fuck.
22:34I'm a little worried about what's going on.
22:34Here, I'm just gonna.
22:36So lean back here.
22:37Lean back here.
22:37Should we get anything?
22:39Oh, sure.
22:39We got a new touch.
22:41All right, go.
22:41We got a new touch.
22:48Yeah, so it was a lot of the Marsock fellas.
22:50That's who I used to work with.
22:52Yeah.
22:52Okay.
22:52Some would say this movie could loosely be a chap's biopic.
22:56I don't think anyone could say that, no.
22:58Okay.
22:58If you had to sum up this movie in one word, what would you say?
23:02Vengeance.
23:03Guns.
23:04Vengeance.
23:04I've seen a lot of Jason Statham.
23:06That was, that was beautiful.
23:08I'm not gonna lie, I want to see a lot more of Jason Statham now, if you know what I
23:11mean.
23:11So, thank you so much Lionsgate for producing an incredible movie.
23:15Go see Mutiny, only in theaters August 21st.
23:19My boy Mincy, there's like a chart.
23:21It's like willing and able, not willing and able, not willing, not able.
23:24He wants to come to work today.
23:26We talked this morning, he wants to come to work, he's just not able to.
23:30So I'm going to pick him up.
23:31Like, I'm not gonna let a little crutch problem affect my boy Ben Mintz.
23:36Ben Mintz is coming to work today.
23:37And it's also, it takes more than one person to go get Ben Mintz.
23:40This is not a job for one man, it's a job for the blunt man.
23:43That was a bar.
23:44That was a bar.
23:45What did I told the lady, I'm here for Ben Mintz, and she's just like...
23:49She did, she did.
23:51She did exactly who I was talking about.
23:52Credit to Ben Mintz.
23:54Like, people might think he lives in like a pigsty and like it's a...
23:58The elevator of his building smells good.
24:01It does.
24:01Like, so far, clean elevator.
24:04We're here at the floor.
24:06Ben Mintz texted Tay and said, the door is open.
24:09Yeah, I don't even know what that means.
24:11Yeah, I don't even know what that means.
24:22How are you, man?
24:23Good.
24:24All right.
24:24How's the morale?
24:26How's the mentals doing?
24:27My mentals are okay.
24:28You know?
24:29Show me what you can do.
24:29Hey, man.
24:30How are we doing?
24:32I can't do too much, Mike.
24:34Yeah.
24:34I mean, I'm lucky I didn't...
24:35This crutch is falling yesterday.
24:37I threw the camera on it.
24:38It was...
24:38It was a disaster.
24:40I'm just really glad I didn't like hurt more.
24:42Yeah.
24:43You're just out there practicing?
24:44Yeah.
24:45I don't know what that means.
24:46I slept.
24:46But yeah, we're all right.
24:47I mean, I don't know.
24:48I wouldn't say morale is high, but it's not low.
24:50You know?
24:51It's another day.
24:52Yeah, man.
24:53We've just been chilling.
24:54I mean, I don't know.
24:55I was more mad at Sam Burns yesterday than I was on a park.
24:58Did you have a future on him?
24:59Of course.
24:59Yeah.
25:00I have a future on him every major, and he's always...
25:03Never wins.
25:04Just never.
25:05Never wins.
25:05Everyone's thinking about you back at the office.
25:09I'm sure they are.
25:09They are.
25:10Your view is stunning.
25:12What a fucking view.
25:14Yeah.
25:14Night.
25:15It's all lit up.
25:15Totally.
25:17What do we have here?
25:21Hold on a second.
25:25I'm just kidding.
25:26One second here.
25:27We got a loop.
25:28Ew!
25:29Ew!
25:31It's wet and slimy.
25:33But the show goes on.
25:37Trojan.
25:38One raw.
25:39One bare skin.
25:40Studded.
25:41One bare skin.
25:43Oh, no.
25:44Empty box of condoms.
25:47He might have a little mint if he brings someone back anytime soon.
25:50Tate!
25:51What?
25:52You okay?
25:52What happened?
25:53Oh, I touched your oil by the condoms.
25:56It was still oily.
25:57Sorry.
25:57I got it in a second.
25:59Okay.
25:59I don't know.
26:01What does that mean?
26:02I mean, I don't know, man.
26:03He's just...
26:04He's getting a full tear.
26:06The bottle was luby.
26:08The bottle was luby.
26:09The bottle was luby.
26:09I had the bottle was luby.
26:09I haven't touched it in the last few days.
26:12I haven't before.
26:13I haven't before.
26:13I haven't before.
26:14I haven't before.
26:14What do you want from me, dude?
26:15I got no problem with it.
26:17All right.
26:17You ready?
26:17I got this again.
26:22You got it.
26:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:23Come on.
26:24Come on.
26:25Come on.
26:25I was almost there.
26:28Yeah.
26:28There he is.
26:29Go Richie!
26:32Woo!
26:35Woo!
26:36Come on!
26:37Woo!
26:42Woo!
26:43Woo!
26:43Woo!
26:43Woo!
26:44Woo!
26:45Woo!
26:46Woo!
26:49Woo!
26:50Woo!
26:51Beach.
26:52Beach.
26:53Beach.
26:54Beach.
26:55Beach.
26:55Beach.
26:55Beach.
26:57I've been here, like, six years.
27:02And usually when I walk in, people are just groaning and rolling their eyes.
27:05It feels nice to be welcome.
27:06Damn, yeah!
27:07Thank you all.
27:15That was electric, Mintzy.
27:17I gave it good.
27:18That was on fire.
27:20That was incredible.
27:21What's the deal with the crutches?
27:23Like five-year-olds can use crutches.
27:25Yeah, I've never used them first.
27:26But that's not like, they're very intuitive.
27:29Yeah, no, I didn't realize your legs have to go first.
27:31First.
27:32Like, I was, like, using the crutches first,
27:35and that's not how you're supposed to do it.
27:36But now I've figured it out.
27:38Really?
27:40It doesn't matter, dude.
27:42Also, the legs, first thing is wrong.
27:45What are you talking about?
27:46You go like this.
27:47You lean on it.
27:49I think I'm going to be able to do crutches tomorrow.
27:50See?
27:51Tomorrow.
27:51Like that?
27:52I think we're going to be a crutch tomorrow.
27:53Show me.
27:54I'll take back the pathetic comment.
27:57You got it.
27:57No, there you go.
28:02Good job, Ben.
28:04Good job, Ben.
28:07Oh, no.
28:07Oh, no.
28:20Look, why are you staying so upright with the other leg?
28:22Your other leg doesn't have to be straight like that.
28:29Can you get back?
28:30Yeah.
28:31Yeah.
28:32Put your leg like this.
28:33Okay.
28:35Okay.
28:35Okay.
28:36Okay.
28:36So I'll stand it to you upright with my left leg?
28:38Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40It'll be alright.
28:41How did you make it to you?
28:44In life?
28:45Yeah.
28:45I don't know.
28:46Yeah.
28:47I ask myself that every day.
28:48I think you're a backwards hat guy now, though.
28:51Yeah, he does.
28:51I think it makes you look younger.
28:53I'm going to rock the backyard sports.
28:54He does look hot.
28:56He does look hot.
28:56I will say, I think he's right.
28:58You look pretty cool.
28:59It's a miracle that you're alive.
29:01I agree.
29:01Right.
29:02I don't argue that.
29:04You've shocked the world.
29:05I feel like I've, I have no idea how to read it.
29:09Right.
29:09Every day I do.
29:10Your statistical anomaly.
29:12Yeah.
29:13In every which way.
29:14Yeah.
29:14That's right.
29:15But we're still here.
29:16But we're still here.
29:16Yeah.
29:17One in a billion.
29:18One in a billion.
29:19I took that as a company.
29:20One in a billion.
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