- 2 months ago
First broadcast 27th March 1973.
Bob plans to spend a quiet night in before the wedding.
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Robert Gillespie - Police Sgt.
Michael Stainton - Policeman
Bob plans to spend a quiet night in before the wedding.
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Robert Gillespie - Police Sgt.
Michael Stainton - Policeman
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00:00Oh, what happened to you, whatever happened to me, and what became of the people we used
00:14to be.
00:16Tomorrow's almost over, the day when my soul bears, it's the only thing to look forward
00:26to the past.
00:36My wife and I, I'll have to get used to saying that, my wife and I would like to thank everybody
00:45for coming here today, especially Mr and Mrs Chambers for laying on this wonderful dew,
00:51and to Thelma's uncle Norman, a special thanks for his few kind words.
00:57I don't know how to follow a funny speech like that, so I won't try.
01:03Rats.
01:06Oh, yes, yes.
01:07Thank you for the lovely presents.
01:11It's a good job Thelma and I like toast, as we now have a toast rack for every day of the
01:16week.
01:17That should get a laugh at the wedding.
01:20No, no, no, but seriously, we have had some lovely presents, haven't we, darling?
01:28Thelma's uncle Norman has known Thelma since she was so high.
01:33I myself have known her since she was not much higher.
01:38In fact, since Park Junior School Form 4B on that fateful summer's day when her desk was
01:45moved next to mine.
01:47So, you can see that the affair has hardly been a whirlwind romance, no.
01:53No, rather, it has been a...
01:57A long, drawn-out, boring affair of no interest to anybody but the pair of you.
02:07An affair which has, an affair which has, as the song says, grown better every day and
02:13stronger in every way.
02:15God preserve us.
02:16Hey, listen, listen, it's a good job Thelma and I like toast, as we now have a toast rack
02:24for every day of the week.
02:29Well, don't you think that'll get a laugh at the wedding?
02:33It'll hardly have them rolling under the tables, will it?
02:35You shouldn't try to be funny, Bob.
02:36You know how terrible you are at telling jokes.
02:38You can say what you like, Terry, tonight.
02:41Nothing is going to get up my nose.
02:42I feel calm and serene, above it all, on a different plane.
02:46Just mind over matter.
02:48I have achieved tranquillity through concentration and discipline.
02:53Plus four sleeping pills and six tranquilizers.
02:56You haven't.
02:58You'll sleep through the whole honeymoon.
02:59And three travel sickness pills and an iron geloid.
03:03Why an iron geloid?
03:05Well, that one was a mistake.
03:06I hope it doesn't clash.
03:07Your system will never stand the shock.
03:09You'll become a drug addict overnight.
03:11Poor Thelma, thinking she's marrying a nice young man with prospects.
03:15What a shock's in store for her tomorrow night.
03:17There she'll be, lying there in a new light nylon nightie,
03:21and there'll be you, writhing on the floor, having the cold turkey,
03:24salivating at the mouth and pulling out your hair and screaming,
03:27where's my iron geloid?
03:28Where's my iron geloid?
03:31You know, those pills haven't made me tired at all,
03:33but I do feel tranquil.
03:35I feel incredibly tranquil.
03:36And I feel calm and relaxed.
03:41I can't find the ring.
03:43What?
03:43Oh, wicked!
03:44I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
03:45I knew it, I knew it.
03:46Calm down, just testing, just testing your discipline and control.
03:50Well, you shouldn't joke about things like that.
03:52You could have done serious damage to my metabolism.
03:54Look, there's only one sure way of unwinding, that's to get a few bevvies under your belt.
03:59Come on, get your coat on.
04:00All the lads are down the black horse.
04:02All what lads?
04:03All of them.
04:03Sid, Steve, John, Tony, Blakey, Big Dave, everybody.
04:08Well, they can stay there, can't they?
04:09I mean, I'm not going out tonight.
04:11I told you I wasn't going out tonight.
04:12That was the point of asking you round here, wasn't it?
04:15Just the two of us.
04:15I know, I know.
04:17It's my little surprise, isn't it?
04:19I arranged it behind your back.
04:21It's a little surprise-like.
04:22How are we?
04:22Well, thank you very much, but I'm in for the night.
04:25I've got my packing to do.
04:27God's sake, man, it's your stag night.
04:29I know, I told you I wasn't having a stag, didn't I?
04:31Not in the old-fashioned traditional sense.
04:33And what is the old-fashioned traditional sense?
04:36Yeah, now, all that last-minute desperate drunkenness.
04:39And what is wrong with all that last-minute desperate drunkenness?
04:42That is what a stag party is about.
04:44That is a proper stag party.
04:46God in heaven, what do things come and do?
04:48Now it's an evening in for two
04:50instead of a great roaring booze-up and punch-up.
04:52I'm not going near a pub.
04:54You're just going to sit here, are you?
04:56In the lotus position, I suppose.
04:58A drugged-up zombie with his telly and co-go.
05:02Don't do that nowadays, anyhow.
05:04They don't have night-before-rave-ups, and I'm not either.
05:07Well, you should.
05:08You should feel ashamed breaking tradition like this.
05:11Stag parties should be drunken doos, and they should be the night before.
05:16I mean, that's what gives some bite to the wedding, some drama.
05:19Because nobody knows if the groom's going to make it or not.
05:21I'm going to make it.
05:22I have every intention of making it.
05:23That's why I'm staying in, and I'm staying sober.
05:26You're just going to sit there, ticking away the hours to blast off.
05:30It'll be agony.
05:31Blast off?
05:32I'm not going into lunar orbit.
05:35I'm getting married in the morning,
05:36and I have every intention of turning up there looking good
05:39and reasonable and refreshed and respectable,
05:42and a credit to my bride.
05:44If I go out with you tonight, Terry,
05:45the chances are I'll end up in a police station
05:47or a casualty ward
05:49or bound and gagged to a North Sea oil rig.
05:53What are the lads going to think?
05:54They can think what they like.
05:56You'll never be able to look any of them straight in the eyes again.
05:59Terry, if I go out with you tonight,
06:01I'll never look anyone straight in the eyes again.
06:03Bob, please, please, think.
06:05I appeal to you.
06:07Think of all the great stags of the past.
06:09Think of all the lads whose memory you're letting down.
06:12Think of Bob Shearer, who went to the wrong church.
06:15And Tony Charles, who was sick in the vestry.
06:19And John Webb and the stomach pump.
06:22Was that in vain?
06:23Well, more fool them.
06:25I told you all along how I was spending my stag night.
06:28Anyhow, drink on top of all those tranquilizers could be dangerous.
06:31Bob, Bob, sometimes you've got to live a little dangerously.
06:34You can't go through life worrying about how you're going to feel tomorrow.
06:37If you adopt that attitude,
06:39you never eat anything in case you had a sore stomach.
06:41You never drink anything in case you had a sore head.
06:43You never make love in case you had a sore back.
06:46You have got to live for now, for today.
06:49Keep something spontaneous about life.
06:52A sense of adventure, excitement.
06:55I'm right now, aren't I?
06:58So what are we going to do?
07:00I'll put the kettle on, then we'll have a game of Ludo.
07:07All packed, all done.
07:12No last-minute panic, no last-minute rush.
07:16You've got to make someone a wonderful road manager.
07:19Well, I feel happier in me mind now,
07:21knowing that it's all done, that I'm all packed.
07:25Should we get off to the church now, do you think?
07:28To avoid last-minute panic.
07:30Make sure we've got a good few.
07:32Now, let me see.
07:33Passport, tickets, travelers, checks.
07:36I'll need a little sterling at the airport,
07:38but that can come out of my Ludo winning.
07:40You'll get your money, you'll get your money.
07:43Any time, Terry, any time before tomorrow tea time.
07:46Stupid game, Ludo, anyway, just to look at the dice.
07:49What have you been doing while I was packing?
07:50Improving your Ludo?
07:52I've been sitting here, burning with anticipation,
07:55waiting for the epilogue and the shipping forecast.
07:58Coco?
08:00I'll Coco you before this night's over.
08:03Oh, would you like to read this?
08:04What is it?
08:05It's our honeymoon holiday brochure.
08:07I'd rather play solo, Ludo, thank you very much.
08:11I've always wanted to go skiing.
08:13Norway's so handy from here.
08:15This time tomorrow night, we'll be in our chalet.
08:18I think I'll manage all right.
08:19Thelma and me have been doing the exercises.
08:22What?
08:25You've been doing pre-marital exercises?
08:29For skiing.
08:30For the skiing, for poise and balance and suppleness and that.
08:36Lending tears, this honeymoon.
08:38As soon as your poise and suppleness goes,
08:40once you lose your balance and topple off,
08:42you should see this hotel.
08:45The dining room boasts an international cuisine.
08:48There is a sauna bath, beauty parlour,
08:50and in the troll bar,
08:52our guests from many lands
08:54can relax with an apres ski cocktail.
08:57What does apres ski mean?
08:58After ski, after the skiing.
09:01After the skiing, Robert,
09:02you will be relaxing with your left leg
09:04encased in plaster from toe to thigh.
09:07Or for late-night revellers,
09:08the Viking discotheque offers dancing
09:10to the latest groovy sounds.
09:12Till dawn.
09:13Not for the limerous ex-skiers it doesn't.
09:15You're bound to break something over there,
09:17you know that, don't you?
09:18A leg or a collarbone.
09:20Or catch flu.
09:21Or get frostbite.
09:22How can I get frostbite?
09:24Easily you're going to Norway, aren't you?
09:26That's where you get frostbite, Norway.
09:28Places like that.
09:30Once you're getting frostbite on your honeymoon.
09:35Attacks the extremities, you know.
09:36I'm going on a skiing holiday,
09:40not a polar expedition.
09:41Yeah, that brochure only talks
09:43about the centrally heated indoors.
09:45There is no clue as to the hazards without.
09:48There's no mention of the glaciers
09:49and the avalanches
09:50and the man-eating wolves.
09:52Where do you get all this from?
09:54Biggles in the Arctic?
09:56It just seems to me that a honeymoon
09:58is a fairly important occasion,
10:00being how it's supposed to be
10:01the first time you're embarking
10:03on the great adventure of sleeping together.
10:05So why take unnecessary risks?
10:08You're going to spend most of your time
10:09giggling under the sheets anyway,
10:11so why not honeymoon in Edinburgh
10:13where it's safe?
10:14You're not going to get eaten
10:15by a wolf in Princess Street.
10:17I'm not going to get eaten
10:18by a wolf anywhere.
10:20Yeah, well, don't blame me if you are.
10:22And just remember,
10:23if you do break something over there,
10:25whatever it may be,
10:27while you're stuck in your wheelchair
10:29in the troll bar,
10:30supping your up-ray ski,
10:32some tall, six-foot, handsome,
10:34blonde ski instructor
10:35has got your Thelma on the slopes.
10:38Look, I don't have any doubts
10:40about Thelma's faithfulness.
10:43She's not going to be flashing
10:44ghost signals at every Tom, Dick and Sven.
10:48Every time my back is broken,
10:50I mean, turned,
10:52what sort of girl do you think I'm marrying?
10:54It's got nothing to do with her, Bob.
10:57Nothing whatsoever.
10:59It's just something that happens
11:01to English girls when they're overseas.
11:04It happens all the time.
11:05All the time.
11:06To all sorts.
11:07Even staunch Methodist girls.
11:09Even my cousin, Olive,
11:11who was a sub-post mistress
11:12and is now married to a Montese chippy.
11:14Thelma's an assistant librarian.
11:19That's just the sort.
11:20You must have read last week's exposé
11:22in the news of the world
11:23of English girls abroad.
11:25The wild and the willing,
11:26they call them.
11:27Once they bridge that strip
11:28of English Channel,
11:29they drop everything.
11:31Reserves, manners,
11:32morals and knickers.
11:34It's only in unguarded moments
11:36on sun-soaked beaches
11:38do they let their passions
11:39rule their discretions.
11:41You did read last week's
11:42news of the world.
11:42Yes, but there was no mention
11:44of Norway.
11:45Robert, Robert,
11:46one snow-infested slope
11:48was much the same as any other.
11:50As is one blonde ski instructor
11:51or one dark-haired disc jockey.
11:53They're all the same breed.
11:55What would I do
11:56in a situation like that?
11:58I mean, what would I do
11:59if I broke a leg or something?
12:02Only one thing to do.
12:04What?
12:05Break Thelma's leg.
12:07Sweet dreams.
12:08I thought you'd have been
12:12fast asleep by now.
12:14I can't sleep.
12:15Those pills don't seem
12:16to be working.
12:18Perhaps I'll read a bit.
12:19We should never have played,
12:20Ludo.
12:21All that tension and excitement,
12:23it's got your adrenaline going.
12:26I might rewrite my speech.
12:28That joke about the parrot.
12:30Did you think that was funny?
12:31Did that make you laugh?
12:32It was the high point
12:33of the evening, Bob.
12:35I'm not sure now
12:36about that toast rack bit.
12:38I might take that out.
12:40I don't want to be
12:40too controversial.
12:42Oh.
12:43What's the matter?
12:45I thought for a moment
12:46I felt a yawn coming on.
12:50Would you like
12:51another cup of cocoa?
12:52No, no, no.
12:53On second thoughts,
12:54I think you've had
12:54one too many already.
12:56You mustn't take any chances,
12:57will you?
12:57Oh, shut up, will you?
12:58Come on, get in a bed.
12:59Let's get some sleep.
13:00Oh.
13:01Do I have to sleep with you?
13:03Why can't I be in the spare?
13:06With me Auntie Beatty,
13:07there'd be talk.
13:10Well, give her some room, then.
13:12Move your feet!
13:13Move your feet!
13:14Well, you've got a warm bit there.
13:15Howie!
13:19I'm not sure that Thelma
13:20would approve of this.
13:22She'll never believe
13:23the night we spent.
13:24I can't believe it either.
13:26You know,
13:27I don't think it was a yawn.
13:29I think it was just wind.
13:31No, you tell me.
13:34I might take another pill.
13:36A different pill.
13:38There were some pretty yellow ones
13:39with hundreds and thousands inside.
13:42Where?
13:43In my mother's medicine cabinet.
13:45You can't go rummaging through there,
13:47picking out things at random.
13:49You can't go picking pills
13:50just because they're pretty.
13:52Now, look, look, look.
13:52Now, just close your eyes.
13:54Close your eyes
13:55and think of some fantasy.
13:57You'll soon be away.
13:58All right.
14:01Good night, Terry.
14:03What the hell's this?
14:05Oh, that's for tomorrow, isn't it?
14:07I've got it for tomorrow,
14:07for emergencies.
14:08Be prepared.
14:09You scheming rotten...
14:11I've had me fantasy.
14:29What happened?
14:30We won.
14:31Won what?
14:32We won the cup
14:33and the league double.
14:344-1 at Wembley.
14:36Against Arsenal.
14:37Good, good.
14:38I was still wide awake, though.
14:40Well, give it a whirl.
14:42Go into Europe.
14:51We're losing.
14:54We're losing away to AC Milan.
14:57Well, bring on a substitute yourself.
15:00That's what I always do.
15:01You score a goal a minute from the end.
15:04Well, we'll still only draw.
15:05Well, the way goals count double, don't they?
15:09Oh, for God's sake,
15:10think of something else, can't you?
15:11I mean, think of them girls
15:13on the top of the pots.
15:14I think I've got one.
15:33I've had this one before,
15:34but I never tire of it.
15:37It's in Barbados
15:38or Montego Bay.
15:40And I'm on this big white horse
15:42on a long white beach.
15:45There's a girl
15:46coming out of the sea.
15:48I can see her hair
15:49streaming in the breeze
15:51and I can see the firm swell
15:53of her breasts
15:54and her boyishly flat stomach.
15:59Go on, go on.
15:59She's naked
16:10except for a knife
16:12tied round her thigh.
16:14Her bronze thigh?
16:15Yes, her bronze thigh.
16:18We meet
16:18and we kiss
16:20and we cling
16:21our wet bodies
16:23locked together
16:23in a warm embrace.
16:25I want you now,
16:26I whisper.
16:27Now, now.
16:28Wait, darling,
16:30she sighs.
16:31I can't, I say.
16:33My sense is on fire
16:34at her touch.
16:35I want you now.
16:36Now with the sun
16:37and the sea
16:38and the sand.
16:40But darling,
16:41she says,
16:41we've got so much time.
16:45No, we haven't,
16:46I say.
16:47The tide's coming in.
16:51Yeah,
16:52it's one of them
16:52frustration ones.
16:54Yeah.
16:55I get a lot of them.
16:56Yeah.
16:56Who was the girl?
17:00No, I shall a thing.
17:01No, it was Thelma.
17:04Thelma?
17:06Thelma, why her?
17:08Why wasn't it a film star
17:09on Miss Guyana or somebody?
17:11Well, I love Thelma.
17:12I'm getting married to her
17:13in a few hours' time.
17:14I know, I know,
17:15but you can still have
17:16your fantasies, can't you?
17:18I mean, just because
17:18you love someone
17:19doesn't give them
17:20automatic access
17:20to your fantasies.
17:22It's a waste of a fantasy
17:23otherwise.
17:25I never wasted them
17:26on my wife.
17:27I mean, she was in bed
17:28with me when I went to sleep
17:29and she was there
17:29when I woke up.
17:31And in between,
17:31she never had a look in.
17:33LAUGHTER
17:33What sort of fantasies
17:43did you have?
17:44Oh, you know, the usual.
17:47Being a judge for Miss World
17:49and being bribed.
17:52LAUGHTER
17:52Or else I was wounded
17:54in the Israeli army
17:55and I was being nursed
17:57by all them girl soldiers
17:58doing their national service
17:59before they became
18:00actresses or models.
18:02LAUGHTER
18:02Or else I'm a ski instructor.
18:05Watch it.
18:06LAUGHTER
18:07LAUGHTER
18:08Sometimes,
18:11I'm the new master
18:13at a girls' high school.
18:15That one seems to come back
18:17more and more.
18:18LAUGHTER
18:18Yes, gym slips.
18:22I've been worried about that.
18:24I think the sexiest program
18:25on television's
18:26top of the form,
18:27not top of the pops.
18:28LAUGHTER
18:29If I have too many
18:30schoolgirl fantasies,
18:31I'll balance things up
18:32with a nice, healthy,
18:33sporty one.
18:35Last week I won
18:36the Oscar Gold Cup.
18:38LAUGHTER
18:38Who was on you,
18:40Lester Piggott?
18:40LAUGHTER
18:41LAUGHTER
18:42He's heavier than you think.
18:45Me fetlocks are killing me.
18:46LAUGHTER
18:47Aye, well,
18:48come on then, son.
18:49Let's get some sleep.
18:50Aye.
18:50Good night, Terry.
18:51Good night.
18:51Good night.
18:51Good night.
18:51Good night.
19:02No.
19:02No.
19:04No.
19:07No, Miss Morocco,
19:08I couldn't possibly.
19:10LAUGHTER
19:10Oh.
19:11Oh.
19:11Oh.
19:32Cherry?
19:32Cherry?
19:32Terry hmm oh my god oh you're a great fool standing there dressed like that I
19:47thought you were an undertaker I thought I must have died oh I'm sorry did I wake
19:57you well of course you woke me oh I was just teaching PT to a horde of Israeli
20:05sixth-form schoolgirls and all and they were just about to turn on me I can't
20:14sleep is that what you woke me up to tell me I haven't slept a wink what are you
20:21doing all dressed up like that for I'm having a dress rehearsal at 4 o'clock in
20:27the morning I don't leave it to the last minute oh for God's sake man get your
20:33hat off and come to bed let's get some sleep I can't I can't I know I can't what
20:44are you doing now keep your voice down you don't disturb me mother
20:48charming what are you doing I'm rewriting me wedding speech why can't you do that
20:55downstairs I don't want to disturb the cat what well he's been out all night lucky
21:04bloody cat this won't work properly have you got a pencil do you believe I haven't
21:12got one on me isn't that oh look do you have to write with all the lights on
21:22can't you use a torch or your luminous rabbit or something
21:25what have I done what am I gonna do Terry well don't ask me but I am asking you it's
21:36one of your functions isn't it that's why I asked you to spend the last night with me
21:39the best man's functions isn't it emergencies telegrams and taxes it's gone
21:45right through it's gone right through yeah well wiping that lot off doesn't
21:51come under my definition of an emergency Terry what am I gonna do don't know I
21:55don't know but I'll tell you one thing whatever it is we do do we're gonna have a
22:00drink with it
22:14so we had our party after all eh I knew I'd get you out in the end I knew that the lure of the bright
22:22lights would prove too much for you there you are all foamy that's that soap powder in it I'll get it down
22:32you all that stuff in your stomach all them pills rattling about a little bit of
22:35detergents not gonna make any difference perhaps it'll give me inner cleanliness
22:39well yes to yet cheers and thanks thanks Terry for stopping with me and keep me
22:47company and everything my privilege I'll put all this in my speech tomorrow
22:51oh I should get a laugh at the wedding what a night never mind on the town at
22:58last a tiny little place this though but best laundrette in town I'll tell you
23:03what we'll have a couple here then we'll go on to that new one in the high
23:06street
23:08and then the tea stall in the fish market oh and after that we can go to the
23:13outpatients at St George's that's always good for a laugh at dawn I do feel
23:18strange I bet I have too much of this drink on top of all those drugs and I
23:23feel dizzy watching me trousers going round and round well it's your own fault if
23:27you're taking my advice not a stark party none of this would have happened you'd have
23:31gone out had a few drinks had a few laughs passed out been taken home been sick and
23:35you'd be fast asleep by now I suppose it's tension in attention or psychological
23:43deep-down nerves due to the fact that tomorrow's the most important day of my
23:47life today mate today is the most important day of your life hope those
23:52trousers dry out by the time you get into the church I feel terrible so do I
23:56that's what nights in do for you what did you do the night before you got
24:00married I had a stag party of course it was a classic what a night there's still
24:08the talk of B.A.O.R. I was in the corporal's mess and there was my lot a few of the
24:13artillery lads and some jocks from the Gordon's I had 14 pints of lager three
24:17large scotch half a bottle of schnapps and beat up a bombardier the drink made you
24:23mellow did it Tuffy Lewis broke a fire hydrant and Schillingford broke his
24:28collarbone falling off the roof what was he doing on the roof looking for his
24:32shoes silly question the CSM kicked the kraut when that little scouser me block
24:39was sick all over the regimental mascot what a charming evening I'm surprised I
24:44didn't read about it in Jennifer's diary and all the lads grabbed me pulled me
24:48trousers down and boot polished me six hours before the service and all God did
24:55you ever get it off by the time I got demobbed it lost most of its shine
25:00that's your idea of a great pre-merical evening is it well at least I didn't have
25:05any trouble getting to sleep no attention they just poured me into me bunk and the
25:09next thing I knew was when they pronounced us man and wife but Bob
25:23hey come on Bob wakey wakey come on no good line there like that I'm not gonna give you
25:30the kiss alive come on some come on you get married tomorrow bomb bomb bomb bomb
25:39bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb even officer somebody's been having a good evening by
25:49the look of things somebody's been painting the town a little bit too red
25:53but we haven't we haven't been across the doors oh I pull the other one Eureka
25:59spirits all we've had tonight is Coco the epilogue and a few fantasies
26:09Coco do you lads got homes to go to yes of course we have it we're just waiting
26:14for his trousers come on lad wake up come on pull yourself together oh he's as
26:25drunk as drunk as all he's not he's not he's he's not at a drop he's out cold
26:32but that's not the alcohol man that's not the drink that's the drugs oh what a
26:43fantastic night's sleep oh oh those Israeli girls mind the Sun gets everywhere
26:52there's remember him with the tea yet not yet where's my lampshade gone
27:04where's my bedroom gone where are we where are we leave off your food don't panic get a grip of
27:13yourself there is nothing to worry about we're in a cell what do you mean we're in a cell what cell
27:19what cell why we are what arrested are being held under the emergency powers act pending further
27:23investigations Terry for God's sake you're gonna get us out of here man settle down you're not in death row
27:29but what are we doing here I mean why are we in a cell what what happened do you remember the police
27:34box and the strange doctor be serious will you do you remember the laundrette oh god I right well
27:43you're crushed out your system collapsed under the mixture of scotch tranquilizers and detergents and the
27:48law came along and brought us in on what charge I don't know vagrancy disorderly conduct drunk in
27:55charge of a spin dryer what time is it it's all right it's all right I've told them you're getting
28:02married they might give you a lift to the church an escort a motorcade of blue flashing lights and
28:08sirens oh god no not in front of Thelma's mother she nearly had a heart attack when a policeman asked me
28:14for me road tax alive is he very sorry sir we're very sorry for any inconvenience you might have
28:27caused you sir what's uh what's gonna happen there'll be no charges lad come on get yourselves off
28:33thank you thank you very much you you thank you you you'll never learn stag parties why didn't you
28:39have it a few days earlier then have a quiet night in before the wedding it it's an important day you
28:50know it's the most important of your life you you don't want to turn up looking and feeling terrible
28:57like I did I remember next time sir how many wives are you planning on come on let's get you on and get
29:09addressed oh here by my wife I think these are yours
29:15well that should get a laugh at the wedding
29:25oh
29:31whatever happened to me
29:33what became of that people we used to be
29:39oh what happened to you whatever happened to me
29:46what became of that people we used to be
29:54oh what became of that people we used to be
30:04oh what happened to you whatever happened to me
30:05oh what happened to you whatever happened to me
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