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A foreign prime minister is kidnapped by a group of surprisingly literate hippie gang members known as the Purple Knights, who see themselves as a modern group of Arthurian Knights of the Round Table who ride motorcycles and speak in Middle Ages slang. Max and 99 must pass as new gang members to save the prime minister. Cameo by Steve Allen as an aide to the prime minister and future Transformers and G.I. Joe voice actor Michael Bell stars as Brute, the leader of the Purple Knights. A parody of The Wild One.
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00:00The End
00:30Max, look!
00:51They've thrown him out of the car.
00:54I'll get him, Andy.
00:55You follow me in the corner.
00:57Right, Max.
01:00I'll get him.
01:30This isn't the Prime Minister.
01:31It's his aide.
01:32Listen, we've got to talk to you.
01:35Do you have an appointment?
01:37What are you talking about?
01:39You were just thrown out of a moving car.
01:40What happened?
01:41I'm sorry.
01:42I cannot give out any information
01:44unless it is first approved by our press secretary.
01:48You don't realize that you're dying?
01:49I'm sorry.
01:50I cannot give you any information about that either.
01:53Listen, we're control agents.
01:54We've got to find out who kidnapped your Prime Minister
01:56and we've got to get him back.
01:58Oh, I better make a note of that.
02:00He always wants to know in the morning what he's been doing.
02:03He's doing the call.
02:05Tell us what happened.
02:06There were two men hidden in the back seat.
02:09They pushed me out of the car.
02:11Can you tell us anything at all about them?
02:12Well, outside of the fact that they were amazingly ruthless,
02:18they were surprisingly polite.
02:20Well, of course.
02:21After all, you're a stranger in this country.
02:23There is such a thing as good old American hospitality, you know.
02:26You say they were polite?
02:28Yes.
02:29Before he pushed me out,
02:31one of them said,
02:32fare thee well and get ye lost.
02:37Fare thee well and get ye lost.
02:40Well, that narrows it down, 99.
02:42To who?
02:43Richard Burton or Laurence Olivier.
02:47Max, we've got to get him help.
02:49I, I...
02:50What did he say, Max?
02:55He asked me to get my knee off his chest.
03:10All right.
03:29All right.
03:33Chief, not now, Larrabee.
04:01Max, I don't know what I'm going to do about you.
04:03You bungle assignment after assignment.
04:06I resent that, Chief.
04:08Do you deny it?
04:09No, but I resent it.
04:12The Bolubian Prime Minister can cause international repercussions.
04:16Now I have to go over to their consulate and apologize.
04:19Now what am I going to say to them?
04:20Well, if you don't say anything, Chief, maybe they won't know that he's missing.
04:24And I'm certainly not going to tell them.
04:27Now, Larrabee, if we don't rescue the Prime Minister, I'm going to see to it that you are
04:32held personally responsible.
04:34Don't worry, Chief.
04:35We're going to find the Prime Minister.
04:38Say, that is a nice tie you're wearing there, Chief.
04:42But it has a little thread right on the end of it.
04:44I'll get it for you.
04:45Don't bother.
04:46Oh, don't bother at all, Chief.
04:50There we are.
04:54There, it's gone.
05:00What is it, Larrabee?
05:01I thought this might be important.
05:04The three motorcycle policemen that Max picked were found bound and gagged in a deserted warehouse.
05:09Well, of course it's important.
05:10Why did you wait till now to tell me?
05:11Is there anything else?
05:12They found a black leather jacket with a purple knight insignia on it behind some packing
05:16cases.
05:17Thanks, Larrabee.
05:18Right, Chief.
05:20Purple knight?
05:22Wait a minute, Chief.
05:23Remember when the Prime Minister's personal secretary was thrown out of the car?
05:27Well, he said that one of the guys who threw him out said, fare thee well and get ye lost.
05:34This is the break we've been waiting for.
05:36The men we're looking for are the Purple Knights.
05:38Of course.
05:39The Purple Knights.
05:40The Purple Knights.
05:41It's got to be the Purple Knights.
05:42It's so clear now.
05:43Who else could it be but the Purple Knights?
05:45One question, Chief.
05:47Who are the Purple Knights?
05:49A motorcycle gang who are trying to escape reality by pretending to be like King Arthur
05:54and his men.
05:55Well, do you think it's possible that Chaos could have hired them to kidnap the Prime
05:59Minister?
05:59There's only one way to make sure.
06:01We'll have to get someone to infiltrate that gang and find out.
06:04Oh, well, 99 and I'll go, Chief.
06:07Now, where could we find them?
06:08They usually hang out on the west side of town on D Street, a place called Dee Dee's Diner.
06:12Well, I've got to go over to the consulate.
06:14Uh, Chief.
06:14What?
06:15That tie doesn't go with that suit.
06:17Oh.
06:17Oh.
06:25Here you are, Primey.
06:35Like Chaos said to feed thee well, man.
06:37And I will eatest as well as us.
06:39One chili dog.
06:41And a pistachio moo juice.
06:42I like had to feed the barn's face, babe.
07:06Did thou miss me, doll?
07:09Oh, forsoothed, it's groovy to see by thy kisser how much thou lovish me.
07:12Thanks!
07:21I thought you'd never find the brake.
07:22I didn't.
07:23I ran out of gas.
07:27Hey, thou tool is the wicked bike, man.
07:30Where'd you learn to ride like that?
07:32I took a driver education course at reform school.
07:36I dig it through your sled the most, man.
07:38Where'd you get it?
07:39In Toledo.
07:40We, um, stole it from a cop.
07:42Uh, yes, while he was riding it.
07:45Who are these?
07:46Well, you can just call me Wheels.
07:48The chick's name is Legs.
07:50I'm Brute, the boss cat around here.
07:53And your kitten is doll baby.
07:56Well, nice to meet you, doll baby.
08:04Wheels, thou shaketh hands the most.
08:08Well, you don't exactly have a weak grip yourself.
08:10Fucker up, Legs.
08:12I want to meet thee next.
08:16Hey, they're strong arms, Legs.
08:18Yes, well, now that the formalities are over,
08:21what do you cats do for kicks around here?
08:24Oh, we duck through the usual constructive things, man.
08:27Like insulting the fuzz and, uh, terrorizing town.
08:30They do that.
08:30We do the same thing, only we terrorize taco stands.
08:35You're putting us on.
08:36Well, there are only two of us.
08:38We have to terrorize small.
08:40Did he ever think of joining up with bigger gangs' wheels?
08:44An important gang like us?
08:47Give me one good reason.
08:50Me?
08:52Give me one bad reason.
08:54Right.
08:55And no thanks.
08:56Forget it, man.
08:58Yes.
08:59Okay.
09:00Uh, tell me, Brute, what do you guys do for bread around here?
09:04Oh, we do a little job every now and then?
09:06Like we're for hire if the price is right.
09:08Thou dig us?
09:10Hey, zombie!
09:11Put another hundred bucks in the jukebox.
09:15So what dost thou say, Wheels?
09:17Want to join up with us?
09:19Well, I'm not quite sure, doll baby.
09:21I'll need a little time to think it over.
09:23How much time, pretty boy?
09:27That's plenty.
09:31Thou canst not join the Purple Knights without first passing a little test.
09:35Oh, a little test and terrorizing, eh?
09:37Okay, what'll it be?
09:40Oral or written?
09:41Let's just say it's a test, uh, by combat.
09:44A little jousting match.
09:46You dig?
09:48Uh, well, I'm not quite sure that I want to...
09:51Hey, it's my turn.
09:53Thee must joust with me.
09:54I accept.
09:56The reason's of my own, Dad.
09:59Ye gotta do combat with me.
10:01Only first, uh, we gotta take your measurements.
10:05My measurements?
10:06Oh, for a club jacket when I pass.
10:10For a fine box when thou fail.
10:14Let the joust begin.
10:18The rules of combat.
10:23Rules of combat.
10:25When doll baby signaleth,
10:27thou two jousters will rideth towards each other.
10:30First cat to knock the other cat off his sled winneth.
10:33The other?
10:35Lose it.
10:37On the jousters!
10:45Max, he's an expert at this.
10:47If he knocks you off, that's the end of us and our mission.
10:49Don't worry, 99.
10:50I've had a lot of experience with these things.
10:53Max.
10:55Jousters!
10:56Mount thy steeds and take thy places!
11:00Knock it off!
11:01Knock it off!
11:02Knock it off!
11:02Knock it off!
11:02Knock it off!
11:03Knock it off!
11:04Knock it off!
11:04Knock it off!
11:05Knock it off!
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11:06Knock it off!
11:06Knock it off!
11:07Knock it off!
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11:16Knock it off!
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11:17Knock it off!
11:17Knock it off!
11:18Knock it off!
11:19Knock it off!
11:20Knock it off!
11:21Knock it off!
11:31Art thou ready, Brute?
11:50Ready!
11:51Art thou ready, wheel?
11:54The readiest!
12:01Max, that was a brilliant maneuver, how did you do it?
12:31I sneezed.
12:32Max, we've got to do something.
12:34He's too good.
12:35You can't rely on luck forever.
12:36There's only one thing we can do, 99.
12:38What's that?
12:39Cheat.
12:40St. Louis, 1962.
12:51Jousters, get these set again!
13:01Go!
13:16They did it! They did it!
13:44I want to be the first to congratulate ye.
13:48All right, doll baby, let's shake hands again.
13:59I guess that makes wheels a knife, huh?
14:02For a day.
14:14Okay, now hear me good thou, cats.
14:17This here knave, having lucked and cheated his way through trial by combat,
14:21is hereby dubbed a loyal and dishonorable member of the Purple Knights.
14:27Like easy man that doesn't want to cause an accident.
14:32Keep them busy.
14:45Now I'll have a chance to find out if they know anything about the Prime Minister.
14:49Right next.
15:02I toast thee, baby, to my knife in shining leather.
15:09Drink to that.
15:11All right, bring it up, you two.
15:13Feel like cats.
15:14Thanks, but I'm not in the mood.
15:16But now I call it.
15:26Tell me, doll baby, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
15:30Like the living man, now that I met you.
15:51I thought you and Brute were terrorizing around together.
15:54Not anymore.
15:56He terrorizes crew.
15:59Yeah, he ain't got no class.
16:01Like, wow.
16:03I just dig your way with words.
16:06That's why I flipped for you the second I saw you.
16:10You're not like the others.
16:12Oh?
16:13What makes me so different from all the others?
16:16You're handsome,
16:18charming,
16:20intelligent,
16:22and absolutely fearless.
16:25Exactly.
16:39No shake of the mean hip legs.
16:41Thanks, Brute.
16:43Yeah, they're at the most.
16:45He can ride double with me anytime.
16:47I dig you, Brute,
16:49but it takes an awful lot of bread to keep me in leather.
16:51And then I got a bakery in your room.
16:54Show me.
16:55Oh, patience, lass.
16:57Patience.
17:02Listen, if you don't like it here, why don't you cut out?
17:05You must be jesting, ma'am.
17:07Brute will scrub anybody who tries to get out before he gets rid of that joker in the back room.
17:12I see.
17:14Tell me, that joker in the back room wouldn't be a guy about 5 feet 10 inches tall, 150 pounds, black hair, green eyes, a black mustache, and carrying an attache case with the seal of a foreign government on its block, would he?
17:28Like, yeah.
17:29How could you tell?
17:31Yeah, lucky guess.
17:32Lucky guess.
17:34Weekly Guess.
17:35JuFE
17:57Oh, my God.
18:27Oh, my God.
18:57Oh, my God.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:30Oh, my God.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:32Oh, my God.
19:33Oh, my God.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:38Oh, my God.
19:39Oh, my God.
19:40Oh, my God.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:42Oh, my God.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:44Oh, my God.
19:46Oh, my God.
19:47Oh, my God.
19:48Oh, my God.
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19:50Oh, my God.
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54Oh, my God.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:58Oh, my God.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00Oh, my God.
20:01Oh, my God.
20:02Oh, my God.
20:03Oh, my God.
20:04Oh, my God.
20:05Oh, my God.
20:06Oh, my God.
20:07Oh, my God.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:09Oh, my God.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:13Oh, my God.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:21Oh, my God.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33No! You can't do it to him!
20:46Thou will see, fair may.
20:48We're gonna split.
20:49And when we split, lady, so does your friend.
20:57No!
20:58Hey, stay put, chick.
20:59Right where thou art.
21:00Thee, I want nothing to happen to.
21:04Dig?
21:07Hey, Wills.
21:08Aren't thou gonna wish us bon voyage?
21:11You better reconsider, brute. I'm warning you.
21:13Aren't thou kidding, man?
21:16Hey, look, we got the prime minister.
21:17And chaos will probably pay us double for getting a top control agent.
21:21I wouldn't be too sure about that,
21:23because at this very moment, this entire area
21:25is being surrounded by a hundred highway patrolmen with doberman pinchers.
21:28Like I don't dig, man.
21:31Would you dig four deputies and a bloodhound?
21:34I still don't dig.
21:36How about a Boy Scout with rabies?
21:38You don't grab me, baby.
21:40Well, see you in other parts, man.
21:43And I do mean parts.
21:44One.
21:55Two.
22:00Three.
22:01Max, are you all right?
22:22Oh, certainly, 99.
22:23You didn't expect a little thing like that to make me go to pieces.
22:25But, Max, I don't understand.
22:27It's almost as if someone...
22:29Max, look, they're coming back!
22:37Come on, Adina.
22:59Come on, Adina.
23:07Chief, if it wasn't for this young lady,
23:29I wouldn't be here today.
23:31Doll baby, I'd like you to meet the chief.
23:32Chief, doll baby.
23:34Don't shake hands, chief.
23:36Your wife would never forgive you.
23:40Max, the Bolivian embassy already called
23:42to congratulate us on the safe return of their prime minister.
23:45He's ready to resume his mission.
23:46Oh, that's wonderful, chief.
23:47What is his mission?
23:49He's here to borrow $20 billion from our government.
23:51After what happened, we're lucky.
23:52His country still wants to take our money.
23:54What would be so terrible if they didn't?
23:57I'm surprised at you, doll baby.
23:59If they didn't take our money,
24:00they'd have no reason to resent us.
24:02And if they didn't resent us,
24:03we could never really be sure that they were our friends.
24:06We could never really be sure that they were our friends.
24:36We could never really be sure that they were our friends.