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00:00I did it my way
00:07Oi, excuse me, Michael.
00:10Oi, give us a...
00:11Oh, blimey, Michael, give us a...
00:14All right, Dave.
00:15Oh, yeah, I like it.
00:17Looks like rain, doesn't it?
00:18Yeah, tastes like it and all.
00:20Oi, I bloody heard that trigger.
00:22I'll have you know my beer's just won a second prize in the brewery's contest.
00:25Yes, that's right, he was narrowly beaten by the Metropolitan Water Board.
00:30He was narrowly beaten by the Metropolitan War Board.
00:34You see, Trigg, you see, they sell walls all the way, you know,
00:37and Mike, he sells the...
00:38What do you want?
00:39What is it, what is it, Albert?
00:41Now, brace yourself, boys.
00:43I just had a bit of bad news.
00:44Yeah?
00:45Your aunt Ada's been rushed into hospital.
00:47In a bad way, by all accounts.
00:50No, that's a shame, isn't it?
00:52You're a choker.
00:53Who's aunt Ada?
00:54I thought it was, I don't know.
00:57She'd be right.
00:58Oh!
01:00Well, you haven't seen her for ages, have you?
01:02Well, and she said to the rest of the family,
01:04if she ever saw you again, she'd kill you.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Oh, but she was annoyed when she said that.
01:08You see, it's like a chapter of my life is coming to a close.
01:12Yeah, I know.
01:13Just think how she feels, though, eh?
01:15Yeah, well, that's it, you see, son.
01:17I don't know.
01:18I'd like to go and visit her and find out.
01:20Oh, why don't you?
01:21Oh, well, she might not be as ill as they say.
01:28He's really in the dumps, isn't he?
01:30Yeah, I know.
01:30What can you do, eh?
01:31Still.
01:32There you go.
01:33Oh, sorry, darling.
01:33I'll tell you what we can do.
01:35Why don't we take him down a chinky, you know, cheer him up, my brothers?
01:37You want to come up with a streak?
01:38No, I ain't sure, Del.
01:39My niece will be here in a minute.
01:41She's come up from the country for a few days.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:43You remember little Lisa, don't you?
01:44Lisa?
01:45Yeah, oh, your sister's kid.
01:46Yeah, I remember her.
01:47I'd better see what she fancies doing.
01:49Listen, I'm going to have a chat with Albert.
01:52Jolly him up a bit.
01:53Oh.
01:53Jolly him up.
01:54Thanks, Trig.
01:55You're foul, yeah.
01:56I remember Lisa.
01:58Scruffy little mare, weren't she?
02:00She had more candlesticks than Liberace.
02:02Yeah, that's her.
02:03Yeah.
02:03I remember her mum, though.
02:05She was a fair sort, yeah.
02:07Tick ugly, but a fair sort.
02:08Yeah.
02:09I nicknamed her Miss 999, you know.
02:12Because I only phoned her in an emergency.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Let's see if we can do a bit of business here.
02:18Michael, Mike.
02:19Just a moment, Mike.
02:20Can I?
02:21Can I have...
02:23Mike, could I...
02:24Oi, shut up, will you?
02:26I can't hear myself think over here.
02:29Yeah, how are you supposed to be in contact?
02:30Well, she won't be disqualified.
02:32Thanks for phone breaks.
02:33What's all the honouring about?
02:35Well, I don't know.
02:36I just told her to shut up.
02:37Anyway, listen, Mike.
02:38While you're over here, now listen to me.
02:40I've got a beautiful ultraviolet sunbed back at the flat.
02:43Now, they retail normally at $3.75.
02:45It's yours for $1.20.
02:47Now, just think of it, eh?
02:48Your own personal home solarium.
02:50I don't want it.
02:52I can see that you're in two minds.
02:54So, listen, I'll tell you what I've got.
02:56I have here a super deluxe modern plug-in type telephone,
03:00and I'm going to give it to you free with your home solarium.
03:02I can't say fairer than that, because this is my last one.
03:05I don't want it.
03:07I'll chuck in an extension.
03:08I don't want it.
03:11Yes or no?
03:14Just a minute.
03:15I'll do you a favour.
03:15Just a...
03:16I nearly had him then.
03:18Oh, yeah, I could see he was weakening.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Did you go to stopping here for another one?
03:24Now, it ain't coming.
03:25Let's get going over.
03:27Look at that bird over there.
03:27It's giving me the right hump.
03:29Oi, shut up!
03:31Del, the police was here.
03:33No, no, we haven't got time.
03:34Say hello for us.
03:35Come on, Rod.
03:35Let's get down.
03:36Hello, Del!
03:38Yeah, hello, darling.
03:40My swat.
03:41Ante.
03:42Yeah.
03:44Yeah, scrappy little mare with a funny droves, is it?
03:48Yeah, yeah.
03:48It's a bit of a insta, yeah.
03:50Yeah.
03:52What, are you up there?
03:53No, no, no, no, I think I'll hold her.
03:55I'll stay with another one.
03:57Are you going to go down a chinky bone glow up at him?
04:00No.
04:01Yeah, I'm going to fancy it.
04:03I'm going to bet on that.
04:04Very long, Max.
04:07Well, help me, boy.
04:08Come on, help me.
04:09Get this off.
04:10Here's a pound down there.
04:11Look at that.
04:11There.
04:12Hello, darling.
04:14Hello, Del.
04:15Oh, it's been such a long time.
04:17Are you hands in the coins?
04:18You've got big, eh?
04:19Oh, no, I mean, Angel, you've grown up big.
04:21Well, I'm 25 now.
04:22You're not.
04:23Are you really?
04:24Hi, Lisa.
04:25Hello.
04:26How are you?
04:27Oh, I'm fine.
04:28I'm really good.
04:29Oh, that's nice.
04:29Who is it?
04:31Hey.
04:31Oh, him, Max, little Rodney.
04:34Don't you remember little Rodney used to play with him?
04:35Oh, of course.
04:36You've changed.
04:37So have you.
04:38Yeah, I say she has changed.
04:41She call you a big girl.
04:41Why don't we go and sit down over there and have a little chat, hey?
04:44I'll see you later on, darling.
04:45No, no, I'll come with you.
04:46I'll come with you.
04:47Sit yourself down there.
04:49That's nice, eh?
04:50Yes.
04:51Do you remember the old Rodney?
04:52Thank you, Rodney.
04:54Oh, yeah, it's lovely seeing you two again.
04:57You know, I always remember that day.
04:59Oh, it was years and years ago.
05:01You drove round to me, Nanzales, in a brand new freewheel fag.
05:04Did I?
05:05Oh, I remember him saying to Uncle Trick, this time next year it'll be a Mercedes.
05:08I was so impressed.
05:10Did you ever get the Mercedes?
05:11No, no, I went off them.
05:15I've got a nice little two-seater now.
05:17Two seats, three wheels, it's the same thing, isn't it?
05:22That's right, I let Rodney borrow it sometimes when he behaves himself because he can't afford
05:26a car of his own.
05:27I mean, what kid can of his age, then, eh?
05:30So, you're living down in the country, then, eh?
05:33Just outside Winchester.
05:35Oh.
05:35You're still living in the same place?
05:37Yeah.
05:37Yeah, yeah, we're still there.
05:38Listen, you know, before you go home, you ought to come round to the flat, you know, and
05:43we could have a chat about old times, and, you know, you can stay for tea.
05:47Oh, thanks, I'd love to.
05:49I was going to invite you for tea, I know.
05:51How about tomorrow night?
05:53Well, I guess tomorrow's fine by me, sweetheart, yes.
05:57I invited Lisa for tomorrow night.
06:00Yes, I know you did, Rodney, but don't forget, I did invite Lisa first, you see.
06:03You clearly heard me invite Lisa for tea.
06:06I know, I invited her first, though, Rodney.
06:07Shh, shh, shh.
06:07Look, why don't we all have tea together?
06:10Then the three of us can talk about the old times.
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:14Oh, good.
06:16All right, well, you all went half hour under there.
06:18Yeah, these ultraviolet rays contain vitamin E, do they?
06:28I read somewhere vitamin E's good for an hangover.
06:31Oh, yeah, well, you made a right burk of yourself at that talent contest, didn't you?
06:35I was getting up on stage singing that stupid song.
06:38What are you on about?
06:39I won.
06:41You won?
06:43Well, the only one at talent contest.
06:45Who did?
06:46Roy Orbison here.
06:47Well, it must have been a sympathy boat.
06:51Anyway, I got all the grub in for me and Lisa's tea tonight.
06:55Yes, well, I've made a contribution, too.
06:58Oh, have you?
06:59Well, I got chicken italiano, fruit salad and dream topping to follow.
07:04What?
07:06What are you bought?
07:08Cheese.
07:11Cheese.
07:12Cheese!
07:13Well, it's a good job I bought all this grub, then, ain't it, eh?
07:15Because if it was left up to you, the poor little cow, I'd be down for Welsh rabbit.
07:18Well, if you put your hands in your pocket every so often...
07:20Listen, I own the money in this family.
07:23I don't want to pack it in.
07:25God, you look like a geriatric bull boy.
07:28You two were niggling each other last night.
07:33You've been bickering all the morning.
07:35I'm fed up with you.
07:36I'm going down to Lisa's.
07:38Anyway, I'd better go and make sure we've got enough smashing for Lisa's tea.
07:41Right.
07:42I'm going to have a quick tone-up, a nice shower, and I am shorted.
07:47Hey, how do you turn this thing on for half an hour?
07:49On the end there.
07:51All right, got it.
07:53Ooh.
07:54Ooh, this is lovely.
07:58Listen to me, Rodney.
08:00I told you once, you remember, that Granddad and I didn't speak to each other for years.
08:05Yeah.
08:05Well, that was all over a woman.
08:07It was your Aunt Ada.
08:09You're not going to sing again, are you?
08:12I remember being your Granddad.
08:14We were just like you and Del Boy.
08:16Yeah.
08:17We weren't just brothers.
08:18We was mates.
08:19Went everywhere together.
08:21Got up some right capers.
08:22Yeah.
08:23And one night, we met Ada at the local Pally.
08:28She was a beautiful woman.
08:30Bit like Ginger Rogers.
08:32Last time I saw her, she looked more like Fred Astaire.
08:36Well, we both had a couple of dances with her, and then we both wanted to take her home.
08:41We ended up fighting in the street over her.
08:45He never spoke to me from that day, though.
08:48He never spoke to me ever again.
08:50I'm frightened.
08:52History's going to repeat itself.
08:54I don't want to see that happen to you and Del.
09:00Rodney?
09:02Bloody kids.
09:04Right, Rodney, I'm going to whip down the shops and get another packet of Smash and some Brute.
09:07So, I want you to...
09:09Rodney?
09:10Rodney?
09:13Oh, he's gone to sleep.
09:16Bless him.
09:18So, you want to get a nice tan for the girl, then, do you?
09:23I'll give you a nice tan, all right?
09:25Oh, not too much.
09:34I've got to be up early in the morning.
09:36It's all right.
09:36A little topperoonie, eh?
09:38There we go.
09:39Come on, Rodney.
09:40Wait, come on.
09:40Bring your cheese.
09:42Oh, I really think Rodney should go to hospital with his face.
09:45Yeah, I know.
09:46I've been telling him that for years.
09:48LAUGHTER
09:49Does your face hurt?
10:08Only when I smile.
10:10Listen, Rodney, I wouldn't stand about in that suit too long if I were you.
10:14Not with your head.
10:15Why not?
10:15Well, he looks like a swan vester.
10:16It's not me.
10:23How's your mum these days, Lisa?
10:25Oh, she's fine, thank you.
10:27Good.
10:28Did you know that years and years and years and years ago,
10:31Adele used to take your mum out?
10:33Oh, I didn't know that.
10:34Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:35No, we only were just little tiny kids then.
10:37What was it you nicknamed her, Adele?
10:40Um, it was, uh, the Rose of Peckham.
10:43Oh, my mum, I can't wait to tell her.
10:45Well, that's funny, because he told me in the pub.
10:47Ah, Lisa, I don't have to ask.
10:49Listen, um, do you like going to the flicks?
10:51Oh, the cinema?
10:52Yeah.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54Have you seen an officer and a gentleman?
10:56Oh, yeah.
10:57Yeah.
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:58That Richard Gere is really fabulous.
10:59Oh, I love the stuff he wears too, you know.
11:02Oh, he's wearing his uniform.
11:03Oh, I'm all goose pimply.
11:05Do you know, there definitely is something about a man in a uniform.
11:08Yeah, well, of course, you take after your mum there, because she used to go out with
11:12this geezer from the gas pool.
11:15I, uh, I used to be in the army.
11:17Oh.
11:19Well, cadets.
11:21I used to be a paratrooper.
11:23Really?
11:23Didn't I, Rodney?
11:25Well, you made a few drops in your time, Bill.
11:29I don't know.
11:29You could do it.
11:30You know, I've got this fence back home.
11:32It belonged to a hand-gliding club.
11:33Oh, hand-gliding?
11:34Oh, well, I love all that.
11:35Yeah, well, they're always asking me to drive, but the thought of it just terrifies me.
11:38Nah, well, there's nothing to it, no.
11:40I used to free-fall from 20,000 feet.
11:42No.
11:43Yeah, didn't used to open my chute till I saw the tops of the trees.
11:46Oh, God!
11:47At night.
11:48You also had your feet tied together and a hand over one eye, didn't you?
11:55One night, my chute didn't open at all.
11:57Well, what happened?
11:58Well, I had a bad landing.
12:00But fortunately, they teach her how to fall properly, so it was all right.
12:04You know, it's funny, but I've always imagined paratroopers to be, well, taller.
12:09Yeah, well, he used to be six foot one, but like he said, he had a bad landing.
12:15Thank you very much, Rodney, for your observations.
12:17Get out in the kitchen and put the kettle on, will you?
12:20No, no, I've got to be going.
12:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen.
12:23Oh, well, look, I'll walk you home, eh?
12:25No, no, no, no, Rodney, you can't do that.
12:27You can't stand around on street corners with your face.
12:29The traffic will be waiting for you to change to green.
12:33Listen, no, no, I'll give you a lift home.
12:35Oh, that's nice of you, dear.
12:37Latte, c'est moi, as the French would say.
12:40What else could I do for a charming lady, innit?
12:42Why, thank you, kind sir.
12:43Not at all.
12:44I'll just go and get the keys, shall I?
12:45All right, all right, all right?
12:48Come on, you're all going, I'm going.
12:52Well, it's been really nice seeing you again after all this time.
12:55Oh, I've enjoyed it so much, you know, shopping and meeting old friends.
12:58Yeah.
12:59What time are you off tomorrow?
13:00Oh, I get the ten o'clock train from Waterloo.
13:02I've got to be back by twelve.
13:04I'm meeting those friends I was telling you about.
13:06What, the angle I do?
13:07I'll just get me jacket.
13:08Yeah.
13:13Um, I don't mean they'll drive you home tomorrow.
13:16Oh, I couldn't ask you to do that.
13:18Oh, no, no, we'd like it.
13:19We'd have a nice day in the country.
13:21Del would jump at the chance.
13:23And I was thinking,
13:25it's Del's 46th birthday soon,
13:28and I'd love to give him a real surprise.
13:30Do you know what his ambition is?
13:33What?
13:33To hang glide.
13:37You know, being the old ex-paratrooper,
13:40it's only natural, innit?
13:42So, do you reckon your mate's going to arrange for him to have a little flight?
13:46No problem, they'd be delighted.
13:48Oh, that'd be great.
13:51Oh, I can't wait to see his little face.
13:54It'll be our little secret, though, eh?
13:55Sure, I'll be back.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Yes, I can't wait to see his little face.
14:04What?
14:07You want me to go up in one of them wing things?
14:11But, no, no, it's all right, not today, darling.
14:13No, you see, I'm not in the mood.
14:15You can't wait to get up there, can you?
14:17I can see it in your eyes.
14:19Really?
14:20Andy, come over and meet some friends of mine.
14:22I'd like you to meet Dale and Rodney.
14:28Oh, nice to meet you.
14:29What, you son?
14:31Hi.
14:31Are you OK?
14:35Sorry, it's just you look sort of flushed.
14:39No, no, it's all right.
14:40It's just that his great-grandad was a Comanche.
14:42Well, Lisa tells me you used to be a paratrooper.
14:49Yeah, well, yeah, yeah.
14:51Well, it's many, many years ago now, right?
14:53I mean, well, I've done a bit of free-falling myself.
14:56Nothing in your calibre, of course, but it was great fun.
14:58Yes, terrific.
14:59Well, er, whenever you're ready, Doc.
15:03Eh?
15:04Hmm?
15:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's all right.
15:06Don't want to spoil your fun, Andy.
15:07No, that's all right.
15:08I'll stay, I'll stay here, you know, and just watch, eh?
15:10All right?
15:10Listen to me, Derek Trotter.
15:12I've arranged all this especially for you.
15:14Really?
15:15It's my way of saying thank you for the lovely meal last night.
15:18I wish I could have seen it, Andy.
15:19Hmm?
15:20Hang around, then you might.
15:23It's time to buy in his equipment, are you?
15:25Oh, no, no, it's a pleasure.
15:26And we've got some great thermals today.
15:28Thermals?
15:29Oh, what a shame, I'm just wearing me ordinary Y-front.
15:33No, no, thermals.
15:35You know, warm air.
15:37He's just having you on.
15:39Oh, I see.
15:42Want to get everything ready, then?
15:43Yeah.
15:43Yeah, OK.
15:48What am I going to do?
15:50Oh, no.
15:51Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
15:55I'm a pickle.
15:57I mean, really, it's a bit of a shame you ever said you were.
15:59He was a paratrooper.
16:00I wish I'd kept my bloody mouth shut.
16:03What does that Andy want to go and stick his hootry in my affairs for, then, eh?
16:05Eh?
16:06Well, he thinks he's doing you a favour, doesn't he?
16:08I'm going to land him a doughboy right round the lug hole before he's much older.
16:12What am I going to do, Rodney, eh?
16:17I can't tell him I'm scared, can I, eh?
16:20No.
16:21Eh, you make yourself look a right dipstick in front of everyone, can't you?
16:24You don't fancy having a little fly, then?
16:29No, I do not.
16:30I prefer to keep my feet firmly on the old terracotta.
16:35I'll tell him I'm not feeling very well.
16:38Eh, you can't do that.
16:40A green beret with an headache.
16:41It's not a problem you're going to have to work out on your own, Del, isn't it?
16:50Listen, Rodney, now listen to me.
16:52I know that we haven't been seeing eye to eye in the last few days.
16:54I mean, listen to me, we are brothers after all, aren't we?
16:57I mean, it's blood, isn't it, eh?
16:57It's like Uncle Albert said, he said, brothers shouldn't fall out over a woman.
17:01Didn't he, eh?
17:02Come on, you reckon, eh?
17:04Come on, Rodney, eh?
17:05You're right, Del.
17:06No, you're right.
17:07I mean, stupid arguing, isn't it?
17:09Yeah, I mean, this is...
17:09Come on, eh?
17:11Yeah, I thought...
17:12You know it makes sense, don't you, eh?
17:17Come on.
17:18Help me out of this mess, Rodney, please.
17:19Come on, any ideas, anything?
17:20All right, yeah, all right, all right, all right.
17:22We'll just have a look at the problems, right?
17:24On the one hand, right, you don't want to fly.
17:27Oh, no.
17:27No, no, that's all right.
17:29So, on the other hand, you want to keep your pride intact.
17:31Of course, I don't want to be straight.
17:33Right, right, I've got it.
17:36Right.
17:37You pretend to be dead keen to get up in them old clouds, right?
17:41Right, and you put on all the gear and put yourself in the, you know, glider thing, right?
17:45Then at the last minute, I come over from the van, rushing up, right, and say,
17:50we've had an urgent call come through.
17:52Oh, no, a car phone.
17:54Yeah.
17:56Oh, brilliant.
17:58It's brilliant, isn't it, eh?
17:59We ain't got a car phone, have we?
18:01Don't be.
18:01We ain't even got a ruddy gala.
18:07Who's going to know any different?
18:09Eh?
18:10And then I say you've got to rush back to London immediately, right?
18:15And you act all disappointed.
18:16You go, oh, no, but what can you do?
18:20And then we're in the van and we're away.
18:23Yeah, good boy.
18:24Well done, Rodgers.
18:25Well done.
18:26Listen, now, wait a minute.
18:28You aren't going to stay here, though, aren't you?
18:29No, I'll be right here, mate.
18:30Good boy, good boy.
18:32Hang on.
18:34Hey, Andy, come on in, hurry up.
18:37I'm getting a bit impatient to be off, aren't I?
18:40He don't know, does he?
18:41Oh, yeah.
18:51Beautiful, darling.
18:52Beautiful, yeah.
18:52Now, you remember everything I told you about controlling the glider?
18:55Yeah, don't worry, Andy.
18:56It's all up there, down there, we're dancing.
18:58What do you reckon, all the firmals and all that all right up there, Andy?
19:08Oh, no, no, it's one of the best days of the year.
19:10Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
19:11Well, whenever you're ready, doll.
19:13Oh, right, kusty, kusty.
19:18You switched on?
19:19Yeah, it's all working, yeah.
19:21Is that our phone I can hear ringing, Rodney?
19:35Eh?
19:42I said, is that our phone I can hear ringing?
19:47No.
19:48Are you sure?
19:52Yeah.
19:55We ain't got a car phone.
20:07Get up as high as you can, don't we?
20:10You might get a ten.
20:14I'll look at you for this, Rodney.
20:16Just see if I'd done.
20:21How are you going, doll?
20:24Yeah.
20:26Yeah, I'm going.
20:29Oh, my God, hell, bloody hell.
20:31Oh, God.
20:31Oh, bloody hell.
20:32Oh, ho!
20:33I think they do this for fun.
20:46Oh, God.
20:48Oh, God, please, let me get back down.
20:50Oh, God, let me get down from here.
20:53It's like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
20:56What's he doing?
20:58Well, where's he going?
20:59I told him to stay close to the ridge.
21:01What, what's over there?
21:03He's heading out to sea.
21:04He's been missing for 12 hours.
21:1712 hours, that's nearly half a day.
21:20Oh, no.
21:21Got a GCE in maths, haven't I?
21:22Shall I answer it, son?
21:30Yes, please.
21:37Albert.
21:38Hi, Trigg.
21:39What's your day?
21:40Hi, Trigg.
21:42You all right?
21:43Yeah, I'm fine.
21:44No, this is nothing.
21:46Have they found him?
21:48Yeah, they've found him, Dave.
21:50Um, where?
21:54He crashed into a television transmitter in Red Hill.
21:59They rushed him to the local hospital.
22:01X-rays and that.
22:03They tried to phone his next of kin,
22:05but they couldn't get through.
22:08So they found a pub.
22:10Me and Mike got a cab out there.
22:11We'll see you for the fair, son.
22:13No, that's all right.
22:14We've got a green line back.
22:17What happened?
22:18Has he broken anything?
22:21Well, they reckon the aerials beyond repair.
22:26I mean, I mean, Dale.
22:28How's Dale?
22:30You better ask him yourself, Dave.
22:38See, you got home safely then, Rodney.
22:40Are you all right, Dale?
22:46Is he winding me up or what?
22:50Oh, no, no.
22:51He's just a bit concerned, that's all, Dale.
22:54Ah-ha.
22:55Here.
22:56Are you all right?
22:57I'm fine.
22:59So what did the hospital say, son?
23:01They said...
23:03They said I may never walk again.
23:05Rodney, Rodney, my brother, I know that in your heart of hearts, you're never meant to disable me.
23:14And I just want you to know that I won't hold it against you.
23:19All right.
23:20All right, what I meant was I'm...
23:30I'm sorry I let you lay under our home solarium all that time and made you go a bit red.
23:38I suppose...
23:39All right, this is my punishment, innit?
23:41I spent the rest of my life in this wheelchair.
23:46Still, could have been worse, Dale.
23:49How?
23:50My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.
23:58This is all a bit sick, innit?
24:00I mean, you might fool these three, but not me, bruv.
24:03No, what do you mean, Rodney?
24:04Oh, come off it, Dale.
24:06Two pina coladas, then you'll put on your Eric Clapton LP, you'll be up and jiving, won't you?
24:10I don't believe this.
24:11I don't believe what he's doing to me.
24:13He's torn my world in half and now he's having a pop at me.
24:16You're right out of order, son, boy.
24:17Oh, listen to me.
24:18Hospitals do not send home paralysed people via bus.
24:25What is it you were after, Dale, eh?
24:28A sympathy from Lisa or a disabled sticker for the van, eh?
24:35You listen to me, you vicious little git.
24:37I may never walk again for the rest of...
24:40Although I must admit I'm getting some feeling back.
24:48You should never tell them sort of lies, Dale.
24:51You made us go all the way to Redhill and there's nothing wrong with you.
24:54Well, don't blame me.
24:55It was him.
24:55I just wanted to get my own back on this plonk up.
24:57Yeah, but when you fancied a smoke on a bus,
24:59you made me carry you up to the top deck.
25:04Oh, no, don't blame me.
25:05Don't blame me, Trish.
25:06Just blame him.
25:07Him, Ethan.
25:07Rodney, I was up there three hours, three bloody hours.
25:11I did loop the loop over Dimchurch.
25:15Yeah, little kids were shouting at me,
25:17there goes a spaceman, a spaceman.
25:21Finally, just when I'd given up hope,
25:23I cluttered into an aerial thing and fell 50 foot to the ground.
25:27It was only by the grace of God that I landed on something soft.
25:30Yeah, I noticed the bruising round you ate.
25:32No, it was not my head.
25:35I landed on a very unfortunate and very unsuspecting courting couple.
25:41No kidding.
25:42No, I wish I was.
25:43Due to your vicious mind and general walliness,
25:48they have had to put their wedding back six months.
25:52And I've had to pay for a new sunroof in their Sierra.
25:56And that's regardless of what Radio Wendell's are going to do me for,
25:59for the aerial.
26:01Would it help if I said, I'm sorry?
26:04No, it would not!
26:06Talking of weddings, that reminds me,
26:09Lisa's invited you to hers.
26:11Well, that's all I need, isn't it?
26:12Eh, it's another trip down to Beaton Hampshire, yeah?
26:16Lisa's getting married?
26:18Yeah, in a couple of months.
26:20That's what she'd come up for,
26:22to buy herself a wedding dress in Oxford Street.
26:24Eh?
26:25Well, he said she's all a bit sudden, isn't he?
26:26No, she's been engaged for over a year.
26:29Some geezer called Andy.
26:30Oh, well, that is a bit of good news, Trink.
26:32Here, I'll tell you what I'll do.
26:34I'll open up the pub and we can have a little celebration drink.
26:36Nice one, Mike.
26:37You come in, Albert?
26:38Yeah, I'll be there, son.
26:39I suppose you two will be joining us.
26:49So she was engaged all the time.
26:56What a couple of wallies!
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