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00:00And now it is with heavy heart that I tell you, my flock, that your shepherd must depart
00:10for pastors new.
00:13As you are no doubt aware, my wife, Helen, has refused to bear as an heir, despite God's
00:20greatest efforts and the pipes, fingers, and prayers of the healing ring.
00:26After three hundred years at Hunderby, the Suffolk Finches shall be no more.
00:34It is God's will.
00:38And after discussion with Brother Joseph, it is decided I shall follow his mission to Fiji,
00:46where I shall guide the natives away from dark totems and hoodoo voodoo towards the Christian
00:55light.
00:57I will be joined by my wife and our most loyal servant, Jeff.
01:04It is God's will.
01:05It is God's will.
01:47You would rather take a monkey in a suit to Fiji than me.
02:06At least the monkey has manners.
02:10A monkey and a whore.
02:17Perhaps it is time you sought a new position.
02:24Mr Suffolk Finch.
02:35Mr Suffolk Finch.
02:39Sorry.
02:40I still cannot get used to that name.
02:45Please call me Helen.
02:47You are?
02:49Unwell?
02:50Nay.
02:51I merely sought a moment of quiet reflection.
02:54Forgive me.
02:55I shall leave you in peace.
02:56Please.
02:58Who?
03:01But your fingers.
03:03They tremble.
03:05Yours also.
03:08Like two butterflies.
03:11Got a minute.
03:12Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:15Oh.
03:32Forgive me, Helen.
03:34But your lips.
03:35Seemed as swilling plums.
03:40Begging to be burst.
03:41Please.
03:42God help me.
03:44I'm sorry.
03:45May we stop?
03:46What day is the mistress?
03:47I may have had a...
03:48a mishap.
03:49Forgive me.
03:50Since I was crippled, my bowel can hold little more than a pert's fist.
03:51No.
03:52Poor you.
03:53Out here with your brownie knickerbockers where your husband's up there honking that organ.
03:58Oh, Graham just cannot help himself.
03:59No.
04:00He is so kind and quite sweet.
04:01May we stop?
04:02May we stop?
04:03What day is the mistress?
04:04I may have had a...
04:05a mishap.
04:06Forgive me.
04:07Since I was crippled, my bowel can hold little more than a pert's fist.
04:09Poor you.
04:10Out here with your brownie knickerbockers where your husband's up there honking that organ.
04:16Oh, Graham just cannot help himself.
04:18No.
04:19He is so kind and good of heart.
04:21He wants only to heal.
04:25Poor mistress Elaine must be taken sick with the thought of leaving us.
04:49He gave us a picture.
04:51Good job.
04:52He Wait, I've learned a few of those people that are coming.
04:55We will look for you.
04:56Yeah, did you?
04:57He did have you?
04:58Go on.
04:59It's said gents on this house, right?
05:00And uh, Barnard.
05:02He is dead and so lying to you.
05:03Go on.
05:04Bring me on.
05:05Just wait 003 for yourself...
05:06You sonate.
05:07Do you have not yet?
05:08Your applause?
05:09He didn't tell me.
05:10You don't even stop at all.
05:11I'm gonna worry about nothing.
05:13Go on.
05:16Mistress Elaine.
05:18I've come to deliver this.
05:21But in truth...
05:25I've come to deliver this.
05:38Oh, I am undone, sir.
05:40Oh, very good, Geoff.
05:49Yes, um...
05:51A pair of cherries would be nice.
05:54Is that not Geoff's duty now, sir?
05:56He's resting.
05:58The length of his toes tiresome at times.
06:02Just two more months of this hullabaloo, Geoff.
06:06Sir seems almost excited to be casting off his ancestral seat to live amongst cannibals.
06:12Although I suppose you've had some practice.
06:15Well, it would be a simple life, fishing and swimming.
06:19And Geoff's dusky countenance should keep the natives at bay.
06:24And Mistress Elaine?
06:26I'm sure she'll scare them off.
06:30Well, let us pray the sea does not try to drown her properly this time.
06:33No.
06:38My turn, Geoff.
06:44Oh, Edmund.
06:46Excuse me.
06:48Edmund, we are invited to a farewell dinner at the Fogarty's.
06:51Oh.
06:52Well, Master Edmund, perhaps we might duet.
06:55I should enjoy that.
06:56And Hester does the most wonderful honeyed hog.
06:58Oh, no.
06:59Tis just myself and Edmund who have been invited.
07:03Yum.
07:04More honeyed hog for us.
07:08And you and Geoff can stay home and play Old Maid.
07:12Mmm.
07:30Help yourself to nibbles.
07:42Perhaps I might read a holy passage while we wait.
07:44Oh.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oh.
07:47Oh.
07:48Oh.
08:07Perhaps I might read a holy passage while we wait.
08:10Oh.
08:12Oh, blast it.
08:13Oh, pocket gospel.
08:15Must have fallen out in the carriage.
08:23Oh, Elaine.
08:25Oh, Graham.
08:26I shall boil over my bridges if I cannot have thee.
08:29Graham, please, not in your home.
08:31Tell me you do not long for me.
08:32I am due it with longing, but please.
08:35Hmm.
08:36Not there.
08:37I'm curious.
08:40I do hope that Mongol did not mistake God's book for a bone and chew my gospels up.
08:48Oh.
08:49Why do we have to dine with that crippled beast?
08:52Ah, Hester.
08:55My chair caught on a ruck.
08:59Yum.
09:01That looks tasty, hasn't it?
09:02Hope so.
09:04Could you carve, Graham?
09:06The snout is very crisp.
09:10Hmm.
09:11Hmm.
09:12Hmm.
09:13Hmm.
09:27Thank you, Edmund, for the wine.
09:29Very generous.
09:31Graham does not drink.
09:33No.
09:34No.
09:44So, Edmund, you were bound for Fiji.
09:48Yes.
09:51I hear much from Brother Joseph of its delight.
09:53Yes.
09:54Yes.
09:55Yes, indeed.
09:57Though the natives are said to partake of human flesh.
10:00Oh.
10:01Oh.
10:02Oh.
10:06Hmm.
10:07Let's go.
10:37did madam wish me to examine mistress Susan's splinted leg methinks I saw the
10:56poor lass listing a little yes thank you please bring her to my examining room
11:09pastor Esther will you excuse me of course but you have barely eaten a scrap Graham
11:26we must not I am married to a goodly pastor and I failed him by not bearing his
11:55child you are not the failure sweet Helen your womb is big I know I know I to
12:12am a most treacherous scoundrel to my poor wooden wife but you are bound for
12:19fidgety it's too much to bear
12:24no we cannot
12:26hush ho sweet Helen
12:28hush ho
12:31hush ho
12:32hush ho
12:44hush ho
12:45hush ho
12:47hush ho
12:51hush ho
13:05how do you find the hook sir?
13:07a triumph
13:08hush ho
13:10hush ho
13:12Susan must be better
13:13mm
13:24ah don't say your bubbly milk sir
13:28thank you
13:29thank you
13:39oh I yeah I found this sir oh my pocket gospel what's this
13:56dear God is this spectacle coming here oh yes sir excuse me that must have
14:06slipped in there by accident myself and Biddy shall be attending to heal and
14:12edify God's unfortunates through prayer to think people pay to touch these
14:19accidents of birth nay it is too great a burden for your and Biddy's withered
14:25shoulders I believe we should all undertake a healing visit
14:36I'm excited all of us going to the fair it is not a fair Annie but an unholy freak show
14:59I ask that nobody go
15:05roll up roll up witness nature's horrors
15:09live and bizarre in the most hideous flesh
15:14look Tom half man half pony penny for a right fancy a boy
15:19oh I wouldn't say no to a hairy lady
15:21a boy with three legs and three girls with none
15:27dead none Arnold penis hands
15:33come on ladies don't be shy come on shake his hand
15:39a tragic spectacle
15:41yes I suggest we begin the Lord's work
15:45the Lord's work
15:47this is the Lord's work
15:51the Lord's work
15:53to be a good day
15:55yes
15:57yes
15:59yes
16:01yes
16:03yes
16:05yes
16:07yes
16:09yes
16:11yes
16:13these poor lump and bumpkins
16:32it is a most upsetting sight
16:35oh graham
16:36have you come to help them
16:39to help
16:40to heal
16:42to journey
16:45the aching rose
16:46that is thy perfect mouth
16:47or helene
16:48I came only to find thee
16:49oh graham
16:54I hear you have a hunchback here
17:06hold on with him
17:07we're all attached to his lucky arm
17:09maybe
17:10I want to touch your lucky honest lady
17:14where is he
17:17where is he
17:18yonder
17:20oh graham
17:33forgive me
17:36forgive me
17:48but tell me you do not hunger once more for my touch
17:52I do
17:53every night my soul doth fly loose for thee
17:56I love thee
18:12I love thee
18:12I love thee
18:14I love thee
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18:41Hey, she smelled like summer rain, and I smell a trout.
18:53You're blind.
18:55She did it to me, Elizabeth.
18:59Where is she?
19:02Where is she?
19:04So, since this Humpty Dumpty has caught you all right, is it?
19:08Hey!
19:11I want him.
19:13You have anything to pump on the hump?
19:16I wish to take him from here. Name your price.
19:21My price?
19:23Tis not in that purse, lady.
19:27I am arriving! I am arriving! I have arrived!
19:43Help me! Help me! Help me!
19:48I will! Help me!
19:49That is Hester's crying.
19:53You must go to her at once.
19:57I love thee.
20:01Help me.
20:02You must go to her at once.
20:04Well, that is Hester's crying.
20:10You must go to her at once.
20:18I love thee.
20:25Hester!
20:26Oh, Graham!
20:27He captured me with a lasso!
20:31Who?
20:32That nasty man in the red hat!
20:34Dear God, Hester, what are you doing here?
20:36Looking for you!
20:38I brought you a parsnip broth.
20:40I thought you'd be tired from tending to all the ugly bugglies.
20:45Oh, Hester.
20:55Oh, very nice.
21:00The weapons are yours.
21:04Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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