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On the medieval planet Mizar, Phantom Phink forces the racers to confront an evil space sorcerer.
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00:00Stratoblasting in from deep space, racing from distant galaxies, it's Space Race!
00:30Rataar!
00:55Right on!
01:01In from deep space, here they come, the bravest astronauts ever,
01:06piloting their straddle-powered spaceships past stellar speeds of light for the ultimate challenge.
01:18It's time once again for the super-spectacular powerhouse knockout, Space Race!
01:25For today's race, we travel far out to the planet Mizar, over 200 million light-years away.
01:39Now that's far out.
01:44Mizar has a strange medieval space culture with a mystic storybook flavor.
01:49In from the outer galaxies, here comes our space racers now!
01:57Yogi Bear and Scare Bear!
02:02Jabberjaws and Buford!
02:05Huckleberry Hound and Quackup!
02:07Wendy, Rita, and Nugget Nose!
02:14And last but not least, that superhero for all seasons, that great guardian of goodness, Captain Good!
02:22And his finicky feline follower, Clean Cat!
02:28Charge!
02:29Hmm, or is it cash?
02:32That bastion of badness, Phantom, hasn't shown up.
02:36Which means, for once, we might have a beaming race.
02:40Now for a look at today's knockout prize.
02:42Today's Space Race winner will receive a super-deluxe star sleep self-massaging bed.
02:47Not only will it soothe aching muscles to sleep, but its auto-wake features will stimulate them back awake.
02:56Now down to the starting line where our space racers are preparing for blast-off.
03:01Oh boy, oh boy, what a blast!
03:04Yeah, I'll say, as long as that thinky phantom doesn't show up.
03:08Not to worry, my bare-skinned friends.
03:11I shall blast that think good if he tries to blast on our blast.
03:15Or is it blast-off on our blast-on?
03:18Or blast-on-a-oh, blast.
03:20Brrrr, see for me?
03:22Blast-off!
03:24There they go!
03:26And first off into the lead is Captain Good.
03:28Good Captain, what will be your strategy in today's Mizar Marathon?
03:33As usual, inquisitive person, I will observe my three golden rules.
03:37No cheating, good sportsmanship, and rushing after every meal.
03:42Brrrr, a mess is a mess.
03:47Brrrr!
03:54Now there's a hairdo I can really dig.
03:59The phantom fake and sludge?
04:01I wonder where they came from.
04:03Me?
04:03I came from a clown.
04:06Dummy up, sludge, before I clover you with a milk bone.
04:09The course of the Mizar Marathon races across the Forbidden Forest, around Mizar Manor, over the Great Space Lake, and through the Haunted Kingdom, to the finish line.
04:25Yogi and Scare Bear seem to be taking the lead.
04:28Of course we are.
04:29Us bears are at home in space forests.
04:31At home nothing.
04:32This place has got wild animals, and oh, I'm so scared.
04:37What do you expect?
04:39He's scarier than the average bear.
04:41Hit the deck!
04:42Battle stations!
04:43There's a herd of space bandidos at three o'clock.
04:48Now that's strange.
04:49My watch says 1130.
04:51Let me see that.
04:53Those aren't space bandidos, Nucky.
04:55Those are space crusaders.
04:57Go find somewhere else to crusade.
05:00There's a race going on here.
05:03Relax, Snuggy.
05:04They're probably just in training.
05:06I wonder if they need a train shop.
05:09No, no, no.
05:11Training?
05:11Nothing?
05:12They're out on patrol, and that means there's trouble around.
05:15What trouble can happen as long as Captain Good's here?
05:19That's just it.
05:20Where is Captain Good?
05:22I was just asking myself the same question.
05:24Where is Captain Good?
05:26Open the ground bridge, lower the hood, push the change button, and it's...
05:33Captain Good!
05:36That's right, artichoke anchors.
05:38And I found a shortcut to take the lead.
05:41Right through the center of the space castle.
05:44Knock on wood.
05:48Oh, that gentleman.
05:50He always knocks on wood before knocking on wood.
05:53Oh, big deal.
05:56Big deal.
06:04Clean cat.
06:05I'm starting to feel strange.
06:07I feel faint.
06:08Don't worry, Captain Good.
06:10It's just a flashback.
06:11Oh, brother.
06:13Look at this again.
06:17Yes, it's time for another one of our patented space race biographies.
06:22This week, Sir Captain Good and Squire Clean Cat.
06:26Sir Captain Good came from a long line of medieval superheroes.
06:30Excuse me, ye fair maiden, but chivalry is not deed.
06:35I mean, dead.
06:37Buzz off, you weirdo.
06:43Knock it off, little squire, before I bean ye with ye old battering boom.
06:49Sir Captain Good refined the suit of armor with the stainless steel cape for added stability
06:56and all-weather knighthood.
06:59With his many inventions and insights, unfortunately, Sir Captain Good forgot to think about the problem
07:05of rust.
07:06Rust?
07:07Surely you jest.
07:08Or is it joust?
07:09I before E except after C or when talking about rust.
07:23Now back to the race where Wendy, Rita, and Nugget Nose have taken the lead.
07:29Those dude rust ding-a-lings in the lead?
07:33That doesn't add up.
07:35Let me try.
07:36Let me try.
07:36Uh, uh, six, six, six, twelve.
07:38Carry the one.
07:40Cool it, sludge, before I get your paws retreaded.
07:43Oops.
07:44I'll fix those girls.
07:46No one outfinks the pink.
07:49A fake is changing course.
07:52What devilish deed could that demon of dirt be designing?
07:58That's the haunted space castle.
08:04And, yes, it looks like Captain Good approaching.
08:07Could he possibly know that's the home of Merculin, the dreaded space sorcerer?
08:12Of course I do.
08:14I didn't become a captain for nothing.
08:18Well, I can't quite see what he's doing.
08:21But you can bet with Captain Good around there'll be no space sorcery afoot.
08:25Can you imagine the tax bite on this place, kitty?
08:29How do you do?
08:30I'm Captain Good, your local do-gooder.
08:33And...
08:34Sorry, I already gave it the office.
08:37Oh, ha, ha, chuckle, chuckle.
08:39No, I'm not collecting.
08:41It's I who've come to give.
08:43Well, in that case, come on in.
08:46Sorry, clean cat, but you'll have to wait here.
08:49No kitties allowed in the castle.
08:52How about me?
08:53Can I come?
08:54Oh, can I?
08:55Please, please.
08:55I've never seen a castle.
08:56Oh, can I?
08:56Can I?
08:57That goes for dogs, too.
08:58I've just come from the Miss Galaxy Beauty Contest
09:03when I was the honorary good guy guest of honor.
09:06Rary.
09:07Hmm.
09:08Let me show you my two favorites.
09:12Cowabunga!
09:15I knew that color-by-numbers kit would work.
09:18I need them for my space harem.
09:21Of course you do, Castle Curiator.
09:23And let me tell you what to do.
09:25Yeah, yeah.
09:27How do you do?
09:27Yeah, yeah, of course!
09:30Oh, yes, I know.
09:31I can't take that much together.
09:32Exactly!
09:33Yeah!
09:38May the force bewitch you, Captain Good!
09:42It always is!
09:45Force, oh, boy!
09:50Barreling over great space lake,
09:52the galloping ghost rocket still holds a commanding lead.
09:55I always lead!
09:57That is, unless I'm doing the tango,
09:59Fox, try to maybe a little walk.
10:04Hey, wait a minute!
10:05What's going on here?
10:07Oh, no!
10:08A peendish force is pulling our friends down!
10:11Do something, Maggie!
10:13We're gonna crash!
10:14Hold your breath, Rita!
10:15I've got a plan!
10:17I'm not that scared!
10:19They're being pulled straight to Merculin's haunted castle!
10:22If only Captain Good was still there to protect them!
10:26No one can stop me now, Sludge!
10:28Tonight I'll be sleeping in the first prize star sleep self-massaging bed!
10:33Me too!
10:35Me too!
10:36A dog in the same bed with a fink?
10:39Have you gone mad?
10:40I don't think so.
10:41Why?
10:42Am I foaming at the mouth?
10:44No way, Sludge!
10:45You've got worms!
10:47Worms?
10:48Oh, hey!
10:49I think we go fishing!
10:50Oh, I'd love to go fishing!
10:51Please, please, please!
10:52Pulled down by Merculin's malicious magic,
10:54he explained the situation.
10:58Well, Goyles, it's your lucky day!
11:02I'm inducting you into my space harem!
11:06Space harem?
11:07Uh, excuse me, your, uh, magician ship,
11:10but, uh, like the girls are with us!
11:12Well, in that case, they can go down to the dungeon!
11:17Dungeon?
11:17Uh, as long as you put it that way,
11:19uh, you don't need any bears in your harem, do you?
11:22No way, man!
11:25I'm a one-bear-bear!
11:27Heavens to Axel Grease!
11:29Has fate dumped another dastardly deed
11:31on our innocent dupes?
11:35While Wendy and Rita were trapped in the castle tower,
11:38yogi, Scare, Nugget Nose, Huck, and Quack-Up
11:41were all dumped like dominoes down in the dungeon!
11:44If I had my choice, I'd take checkers any day!
11:48Outside in the castle moat,
11:49Jabber-Jaws and Pupers were being chased
11:51by a ravenous school of space piranhas!
11:55Oh, my own people, and still my respect!
11:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:00Can all this horror be true
12:02while the pink rocket cruises calmly to victory?
12:05You said it, Taco Tongue!
12:09Stay tuned for the exciting, peril-filled conclusion,
12:13where our lucky winner will receive
12:15the star-sleep self-massage space bed!
12:20All here on the supercharged powerhouse Space Race!
12:24Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for blast-off!
12:31It's the high-speed, action-packed,
12:33knockout conclusion of today's Space Race!
12:36Today's race is on the planet Mizar,
12:41a strange medieval world
12:42where we left our racers trapped
12:44in the haunted castle of Merculin,
12:46an evil space sorcerer!
12:51High in the tower,
12:52Wendy and Rita were fiendishly forced
12:54into the space harem!
12:56Help!
12:56We're high in the tower,
12:58fiendishly forced into the space harem!
13:01I just said that!
13:02Down in the dungeon,
13:03Yogi, Scarebear, Quack-Up, Hawk, and Nuggetnose
13:06were held prisoner
13:07by Merculin's malicious magic!
13:10I don't mind being in the dungeon,
13:11but, uh, when's chow time?
13:13Meanwhile, outside in the castle moat,
13:16Jabberjaws and Buford struggled
13:18to get some respect
13:19from the ravenous space paranya!
13:21Look!
13:22Them ain't anchovies!
13:24All this while the Phantom Pink,
13:26that sinister sultan of skullduggery,
13:29moved closer to the first-place pride!
13:33And have we got a prize today!
13:36Not her, you ninny!
13:38The bandit!
13:39That's right!
13:40The Super Deluxe Star Sleep Self-Massaging Bed!
13:45Oh, boy!
13:46I'm pretty sleepy already!
13:51I'll have a good night's sleep tonight!
13:53Me too!
13:54Me too!
13:55You two?
13:56Nothing!
13:57I told you, Sludge,
13:58no dogs in bed with the feet!
14:00Oh, well, I'll take a doggy-dose then!
14:03Okay, okay, okay!
14:04Pipe down, Sludge,
14:05before I paint you with blue cheese!
14:08I wonder if he's got Thousand Island.
14:09There's less calories there, Keith.
14:11I don't know about you all,
14:13but I've had enough of this
14:15dingy-dungy-dungy-dungy
14:17accommodations!
14:18Uh, what are you gonna do,
14:19old, uh, nugget pal?
14:21I'll get that sorcerer down here
14:22and work some medieval magic of my own!
14:25Oh, but he's up in the tower,
14:26uh, harassing his harem!
14:28So what?
14:29I'll just call for room service!
14:31Room service in the dungeon?
14:33Why not, Pretzel Breath?
14:35It's a cartoon, ain't it?
14:41Hello, room service!
14:42Uh, I mean, uh, dungeon service!
14:44Send down the sorcerer!
14:46Quick!
14:48Just talking magician to magician,
14:50I wanted to get your opinion
14:51of my newest spell!
14:53So what can the great Merculin
14:55get from a nugget's snarge?
14:58It's nugget knows you, ninny,
14:59and just you watch!
15:02Shaker leg and shaker wand
15:04turn Merculin and his castle
15:06to a frog and his pond!
15:11How's about abracadabra?
15:18Heavens to frog legs!
15:20It actually worked!
15:21Ribbit!
15:21Well, of course you did!
15:23Did you think I was making vicious wash?
15:25Free from the haunted castle,
15:27our courageous crusaders race ahead!
15:29But is it possible to catch the fink?
15:31No way, nasal drip!
15:33It's unthinkable!
15:35Unthinkable?
15:36I love it!
15:38Quick, quick, quick, hard time!
15:45Right now, let's take a look at some scenes
15:48from the pre-race party
15:49honoring our contestants last night
15:51in this galaxy disco.
15:53Darling, I just love your suit.
15:55What is it, mink?
15:57Mink?
15:58This is 100% shark skin!
16:00Of course, those two lovely space foxes
16:04were there!
16:05Why, huh?
16:06Thank you!
16:07Sorry, girls.
16:09We meant those two.
16:13Shake it, girls!
16:15Shake it!
16:15Even the phantom pink and sludge showed up.
16:36Oh, just one time around.
16:37I love it, Dad.
16:39Dance cheek-to-cheek with you?
16:41Forget it, sludge.
16:42You've got fleas and doggy breath besides.
16:46Doggy breath?
16:47Well, I don't have doggy breath.
16:48I gargled as well.
16:49I don't want to dance anyway.
16:51All in all, it was quite a night.
16:54In fact, just about the only one
16:55who wasn't there was Captain Goode.
16:59I know where he is.
17:00I know, I know.
17:01Dummy up, sludge,
17:02before I get to a muzzle.
17:04The others are moving up,
17:06but that felonious phantom pink
17:08is still in the lead.
17:09Of course I am ozone odor.
17:11I've got fink power.
17:14Ozone odor?
17:15Hmm.
17:16You know, Wendy,
17:17being in a space harem
17:18wouldn't be so bad
17:19if Captain Goode was the Harry.
17:22Speaking of Captain Goode,
17:23I haven't seen him
17:24since the last rocket station.
17:26Where is he?
17:27Interesting question.
17:29Where is he?
17:30Who asked you, Echo Box?
17:32Hmm.
17:34Say,
17:37you don't know any shortcuts
17:38to the finish line, do you?
17:40Hee hee.
17:41No, but if you hum a few bars,
17:42I'll give it a try.
17:44Move it, sludge!
17:45And while you're at it,
17:46fetch!
17:47Fetch?
17:48I don't fetch.
17:49I don't do windows
17:50or roll over or anything.
17:51No, no.
17:52The rest of the pack
17:53are closing Fink's lead
17:54with Hawk and Quack Up
17:55really turning on the steam.
17:58You better believe it.
17:59I'll turn it on, all right.
18:00Full steam ahead!
18:02Quack, quack, quack, quack.
18:04Quack, quack, quack.
18:05You know,
18:07sometimes I wish Quack Up
18:08had a mind of his own.
18:10Quack, quack, quack.
18:10What's he getting
18:11so steamed up for?
18:12Quack, quack, quack, quack.
18:13Look!
18:14There's a Space Knight!
18:16That ain't no Space Knight.
18:18That's the Headless Spaceman.
18:19Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
18:24Quack, quack, quack, quack.
18:25Greetings and salutation,
18:27Space Races.
18:28It is I,
18:29The Headless Spaceman
18:31Headless Spaceman?
18:33He sounds like Captain Good
18:35Of course I do, dear damsels in distress
18:37I'm his distant cousin
18:39Night Good
18:40Otherwise known around the night circuit as
18:42Good Night
18:44I've come to direct you to the
18:46Safe Cut
18:47Safe Cut
18:49Follow the dotted line and you can't lose
18:52Oh, wow
18:54No swooning, please
18:56Now if you'll excuse me
18:58There's shivery to be shivved
19:00Or shivelled
19:01Night Night, Gord
19:03You know, there's something about a man in uniform
19:07Oh, yeah
19:09Them do-gooders is always trying to get ahead
19:13Like I always say, sludge
19:19Finkery is the best policy
19:21That so-called safe cut will take them
19:24Straight to the sinister Space Vikings
19:27This will be my Opus Magnus
19:31Opus Watches?
19:33I've heard of Opus watching it, but not the magical
19:35Stop mumbling, sludge
19:37Before I put a ring in your nose
19:40Does that mean we're going steady?
19:43The Huck and Quackup rocket is coming into the lead
19:46Ha! When they reach the Space Vikings
19:49That mucky duck has had his last cluck
19:51But chickens cluck, not ducks
19:54Just keeping you on your toes
19:56Quack, quack, cluck, cluck, microphone nose
20:00Yet unfathomed to the fink himself
20:03His malicious misdirections took the Space Racers nowhere near the Space Vikings
20:08Instead, it led them over a Royal Space Fox Hunt
20:12Heading right toward the finish line
20:14Fox Hunts up here in Mizar don't interest me
20:18See, they use raccoons here instead of foxes
20:20Raccoons? You hear that, Buford?
20:23That ship's you
20:24Show Buford a raccoon and I'll show you a respectable hound
20:36The Space Racers are approaching the finish line
20:40First across is the raccoon
20:43Followed by the Jabberjaws and Buford rocket
20:46Jabberjaws and Buford win the Mizar Marathon
20:51What's up already, Buford? We won!
20:58Well, Galaxy guys and gals, that's it for another Super Space Race
21:02There's Jabberjaws and Buford enjoying their first prize
21:09Self-massaging auto-wake star sleep bed
21:12Enough with your self-massage
21:17Let's see the auto-wake
21:19How do you like that?
21:25First prize winner and still no respect
21:27Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
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