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00:00Stratoblastin' in from deep space, racing from distant galaxies, it's Space Race!
00:30Stratoblastin' from deep space, it's Space Race!
01:00In from deep space at the speed of light, pushing their galaxy cruisers beyond limits of mind and matter, facing interplanetary dangers never before seen, the bravest astronauts of all time meet once again for the knockout powerhouse thrills of the Space Race!
01:17Today's race goes to the mysterious galaxy Alpha Beta, out to the lost planet Atlantis, a distant land caused by a primordial eruption.
01:27As it wanders through space on its lonely course, unspeakable perils and strange hazards remain a mystery to man and beast alike.
01:37Our Space Race Tracker Satellite has just tuned in on planet Atlantis and is directing the contestants to the starting line.
01:45Yogi Bear and Scare Bear, Huckleberry Hound and Cracker, Jabber Jaws and Pupid, Wendy, Rita and Nugget Nose,
01:53and that great guardian of goodness, that astronaut for all altitudes, Captain Good and Clean Cat!
02:02Ta-da! That's me! I mean, that's who she is?
02:07Still nowhere in sight is that evil phantom Fink and his canine cohort, Sludge!
02:13Strange indeed.
02:15Oops.
02:16Today's Space Race features a Super Kino Groovy Big Adjective Prize!
02:22An all-expense-paid space-age ski vacation on Mount Jupiter, the tallest mountain in the universe!
02:29Now down to the starting line, where the racers are starting to line!
02:32Lining to start!
02:34Stringing their laundry?
02:36Hmm. Captain Good must also be Captain Clean!
02:40The clock is counting down!
02:44Tick-tock-tock-tock-tock-tock.
02:46I mean, blast off!
02:49The course will circle the strange ocean surface of the planet,
02:53passing uncharted islands inhabited by long-lost cultures.
02:57I hope they don't run into any of the ravaging space pirates.
03:02Did he say space pirates?
03:05Adios. Hasta la vista.
03:07That's what I say.
03:09What do you know?
03:10He's a multilingual scared bear.
03:12Yay!
03:13Captain Good is already in the lead.
03:17He is? Where?
03:18Oh, yes, of course I am.
03:20Let me give you my Captain Good Good Guy word for the day.
03:24Hmm. Later, friend.
03:27Cruising at 12,000 miles per hour,
03:29the racers are approaching the dangerous Arch-Evil Archipelago.
03:33The Arch-Evil Arch-A-Po-What?
03:35That's right, Hockey.
03:36And don't lose any altitude or you'll be a dead duck.
03:40Hey, watch the white squatch.
03:41Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
03:43There's Jabba Jaws and Buford in second place
03:45and closing fast on Captain Good.
03:48After I pass Captain Good,
03:50I really get some respect.
03:52Hey, Buford?
03:56I should have known better.
03:58The only thing Buford respects is a red-hot raccoon.
04:01There's more than one way to hold the lead, right, green cat?
04:12Snicker, snicker.
04:13Little do they know that cool Captain Good is really me,
04:17phantom fink in disguise.
04:19I know.
04:20Of course you do, Sludge.
04:23You're my evil cohort.
04:25Evil cohort?
04:26Hmm.
04:27All this time I thought I was a dog.
04:29Nah, nah, nah, nah.
04:31I mean something really, phinky.
04:33Like this.
04:34Oh, no.
04:36That evil fink has done it again.
04:39Ha-ha.
04:40I've done it again.
04:42Why don't you get a small device,
04:44you pinky phantom?
04:45While the fiendish phantom
04:51forges further his finagling fowls,
04:54let's take a break
04:55for another award-winning space race biography.
04:58This week,
04:59The Phantom Fink.
05:01The Phantom Fink came from a long line
05:04of double-crossing finks
05:05dating back to ancient Rome
05:07when Caesar fell on the Senate floor.
05:10It was because of a banana peel
05:12placed by Brutus Fink.
05:13A-2, Fink.
05:16A-2.
05:17I do not come here
05:19to praise Caesar,
05:20but to Finker him.
05:24And of course,
05:26who can forget
05:26that two face of two faces,
05:28Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Fink.
05:30Time for my afternoon pick-me-up.
05:35Ha-ha-ha.
05:37There's a pick-me-up
05:39with a fink-me-up.
05:40With a family tree like that,
05:42no wonder he's so evil.
05:45Now, back to the race.
05:47Well, Sludgy,
05:48after I do business
05:49with the Sinister Space Lobster,
05:51that first-prize ski trip
05:53will be mine.
05:55While Sludge
05:55starts looking
05:56for the Sinister Space Lobster,
05:58let's check on the other racers.
06:00The Jabberjaw and Buford rocket
06:01is at the head of the pack.
06:03Look, we're flying
06:05over Atlanta City.
06:07Atlanta City?
06:08Let's start with the boardwalk.
06:10The boardwalk?
06:11That's boring.
06:13I see Captain Good down there.
06:16Captain Good?
06:17Why didn't you say so?
06:19Ooga, ooga, ooga,
06:21and dive!
06:24Indeed, that does appear
06:26to be Captain Good.
06:27I can't quite make out
06:29what he's doing down there.
06:30Your honorable lobster ship,
06:33Captain Good,
06:34alias Captain Cuisine,
06:35at your service.
06:37Ouch!
06:37What could you possibly offer
06:40to Irving,
06:41lord of the space lobsters?
06:44I'm glad he asked.
06:46I've just arranged for you
06:47the rarest delicacy
06:49in the galaxy's,
06:50Nugget Nose Thermador.
06:52Nugget Nose Thermador?
06:55Hmm, that's funny.
06:57There must be an echo in here.
06:58Flown in fresh from the Earth.
07:00Ready to eat.
07:02Hmm, never tried that before.
07:05I know you'll love it.
07:06And for your added convenience,
07:08I'm prepared to throw in
07:10this all-purpose
07:11space-o-matic food processor.
07:13It cuts, chops,
07:14grinds, rinds,
07:15dices, slices,
07:16and et cetera.
07:18Love it.
07:19I'll take it,
07:20I'll take it.
07:21Bon appetito.
07:23Come along, clean cat.
07:24Here.
07:31Atlanta City,
07:32here we come.
07:34Forget Atlanta City.
07:35Captain Good,
07:36take me,
07:37I'm yours.
07:39Captain Good nothing,
07:40that's the giant space lobster,
07:42and he's fixing
07:43the galaxy goulash.
07:45Holy expletive.
07:47They're heading right
07:47for the stew kettle
07:48of the giant space lobster.
07:51Now we're really in the stew.
07:53Stew nothing,
07:55not with Nugget Nose around.
07:57Whoa, rocket.
07:59Whoa.
07:59Let's get this space wagon
08:02back on course.
08:03I'm aiming on winning
08:05this here contest.
08:10No one takes the food
08:13off my table
08:14and gets away with it.
08:16Heavens to space lobsters.
08:18The giant clawed creature
08:19has taken off in pursuit.
08:21Most of the space cruisers
08:22appear to be at a safe distance.
08:24All except Hawk and Quackup,
08:26that is,
08:26who are back in last place
08:28going for the booby prize.
08:31How's the applause play?
08:33I haven't won it yet.
08:35There's Captain Good now,
08:37and true to form,
08:38he's in the lead.
08:39Of course I am,
08:40and good guy
08:41all around good sport
08:43that I am,
08:43I'll modestly demonstrate
08:45some of my latest
08:46astrobatic tricks.
08:48Watch.
08:48A 7,000 mile per hour
08:50spinning somersault
08:51with an inverted gainer.
08:53Degree of difficulty 8.9.
09:00Make that degree
09:03of difficulty 9.8.
09:07An incredible display,
09:09but does he know
09:10that the other racers
09:10are free from the space lobster
09:12and hot on his tail?
09:14No, but thanks for telling me.
09:19Captain Good!
09:21Yes, other racers,
09:22tis I,
09:23and I see you're free
09:24from the space lobster
09:25and hot on my tail.
09:27No dilly-dallying.
09:29I've come to warn you
09:30about a most perilous peril.
09:32According to the latest issue
09:33of Space Age Consumers Report,
09:35a good one,
09:36the rest of the course
09:37is littered
09:38with dangerous bounty hunters.
09:40Oh, wow!
09:42Exactly!
09:43Hey, man,
09:44it's not nice to litter!
09:46That, too.
09:47But fear not!
09:48I, good Captain Good,
09:50shall go ahead
09:50and clear the way.
09:52Wait here
09:52until you hear
09:53my Captain Good
09:54good guy gong.
09:56What bravery!
09:58What courage!
09:59Remember,
10:00don't move
10:01till you hear
10:02we're gone!
10:02Do not pass go
10:04and do not collect
10:05$200!
10:06Here old boy
10:07in a hot face
10:09can!
10:10Oh,
10:10enough is enough!
10:14I just love
10:18the sound
10:18of a good snicker!
10:19Oh,
10:20he-he-he-he-he-he!
10:22Toot it,
10:22sludge!
10:23Who said
10:24your snicker
10:24was any good?
10:25There's Phantom
10:26Pink and Sludge.
10:27What dastardly deeds
10:28could those
10:29double-dealing
10:29doers of dirt
10:30be designing?
10:32Just watch!
10:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:36It can't be!
10:37He's heading
10:38to the
10:38forbidden space
10:39aquarium
10:40of Mad
10:40Dr. Neptune,
10:42the most evil
10:43villain
10:44in the Milky Way.
10:47There's the
10:48Pink and Sludge
10:48exiting Dr. Neptune's
10:50space aquarium now.
10:52I wonder
10:52what treacherous
10:53trickery
10:54they've trumped up.
10:54I've outdone
10:57myself this time!
10:59Pink and Sludge
10:59forever!
11:02What fiendish
11:03fate awaits
11:03our unsuspecting
11:04other space racers?
11:06Who will win
11:07the space-age
11:08ski vacation
11:08on Mount Jupiter?
11:10Find out
11:10when we return
11:11to planet Atlantis
11:12and Dr. Neptune's
11:14sinister
11:14space aquarium.
11:16All here
11:16for the sizzling
11:18second half
11:18of today's
11:19electrifying
11:20action-packed
11:21space race!
11:24Fasten
11:24your seatbelt,
11:25prepare for
11:26blast-off!
11:27It's the
11:27high-speed
11:28energy-charged
11:29peril-filled
11:30conclusion
11:30of today's
11:31space race!
11:32Today's race
11:33is on the
11:33lost planet
11:34of Atlantis,
11:35a strange land
11:36furling a strange
11:37course through
11:38deep space.
11:39When we last
11:41left our
11:41brave racers,
11:42they were
11:43innocently
11:43heading to
11:44the sinister
11:44space aquarium
11:46of Mad
11:47Dr. Neptune!
11:48One light year
11:49due east,
11:50meanwhile,
11:51the Phantom
11:51Fink had just
11:52left the Mad
11:53Doctor,
11:53and after
11:54a dirty
11:55deal,
11:56no doubt
11:56was heading
11:57on to
11:57victory!
11:59And mystery
11:59of mysteries,
12:01whatever that
12:01dirty deal
12:02is,
12:03the only man
12:03capable of
12:04thwarting such
12:05arch-villainy,
12:06Captain Good,
12:07that all-weather
12:08astronaut,
12:09has mysteriously
12:10disappeared!
12:12Hmm,
12:12where am I?
12:14Heaven to
12:15magnetism!
12:16A bizarre force
12:16field is drawing
12:17the starships
12:18down!
12:19We're losing
12:19transmission!
12:20Perhaps Professor
12:21Guggenheim at our
12:22Earth-tracking station
12:23can help!
12:24Come in,
12:24Professor Guggenheim!
12:26Yeah,
12:27this is Professor
12:28Guggenheim.
12:30From my video-beam
12:31nuclear-powered
12:32ionized star scope,
12:34I can see the
12:35entire situation.
12:37Mad
12:38Dr. Neptune's
12:39atomic
12:39disintegrator
12:40has pulled
12:41his space
12:42racers
12:43into his
12:44aquarium.
12:44How fiendish!
12:47What's he so
12:47mad about?
12:48If you got
12:49suckered in
12:50on a space-o-matic,
12:51you'd be mad too.
12:52Oh,
12:53I'm so mad!
12:58Now me and
12:59slut will
13:00cruise on
13:00to the
13:01first-price
13:01ski
13:02vacation!
13:03I am
13:04afraid not
13:05it came
13:06phantom.
13:07When Dr.
13:07Neptune
13:08tried
13:09to space-o-matic
13:10food processor,
13:11you sold him,
13:13he really
13:13went mad.
13:15While doing
13:16his journey
13:17decently,
13:18sludge
13:19was reconstituted
13:20into the body
13:21of one of
13:22the space racers,
13:23while one of
13:24them was put
13:25into the body
13:26of sludge.
13:28What's all
13:28that gibberish
13:29mean,
13:30sludgey?
13:30I'm not quite
13:31sure,
13:32but I don't
13:33think I'd care
13:34for a ski trip
13:35with the fang.
13:36Sludgy,
13:37my precious
13:38pup,
13:39what's become
13:39of you?
13:41Heavens
13:41to habeas
13:42corpus,
13:42that mad
13:43Dr.
13:43Neptune
13:44has switched
13:44sludge
13:45and huckleberry
13:45hound
13:46into each
13:47other's bodies.
13:48What worse
13:49could possibly
13:50happen?
13:50You'll just
13:51love living
13:52in my space
13:52aquarium,
13:53that is,
13:54if you don't
13:55get eaten
13:55by my space
13:56sharks.
13:57Space sharks?
13:59Man,
13:59I'm afraid
14:00of space
14:01sharks.
14:02Captain Good,
14:03where are you
14:04now?
14:04You can say
14:05that again.
14:07Oh,
14:07don't worry,
14:08gals.
14:08With me around,
14:09no space
14:10sharks will
14:10bother us.
14:13I'm afraid
14:14not
14:14Jebbermouth.
14:15Space sharks'
14:16favorite delicacy
14:17is Earth
14:18sharks.
14:21Come in,
14:22Captain Good.
14:23Being a ghost,
14:24you know,
14:24I come prepared
14:25for everything.
14:26I got you
14:26one of them
14:27atomic incinerators
14:28myself.
14:29Well,
14:29hurry up,
14:30Nuggy.
14:31Get ready,
14:31my hungry
14:32friends.
14:33What do you know?
14:34It's chow time,
14:35and I ain't even
14:36hungry.
14:37Yay!
14:38What am I
14:39laughing for?
14:40Yeah,
14:40this is dangerous.
14:43I hope
14:44they don't eat
14:44evil cohorts.
14:46For the last
14:47time,
14:47sludge,
14:48either cool it
14:49with a southern
14:49accent,
14:50or I'm dumping
14:51you off
14:51at the next
14:52space kennel.
14:53You want to know
14:54something?
14:54I wish you'd
14:55quit calling me
14:56sludge.
15:00Well,
15:01space racers,
15:02have you any
15:02last words?
15:04Quick,
15:05Nuggy,
15:06before we become
15:07part of a short
15:08soup.
15:08Well,
15:09here goes
15:11nothing.
15:17Sensation
15:18of sensations,
15:19the great
15:20galloping ghost
15:21has done it
15:21again.
15:22His wild
15:23west atomic
15:23disintegrator
15:24has diverted
15:25a diabolic
15:25destiny of
15:26that demented
15:27Dr. Neptune.
15:29Of course
15:29it did.
15:30Whatever that
15:31means.
15:32Reconstituted
15:33back in the
15:33skies again.
15:34the space
15:35racers push
15:36their galaxy
15:36cruisers on
15:37to catch
15:38the fink.
15:39It sure
15:39is good
15:40to be back
15:40with Quackup
15:41again.
15:42You know,
15:42when I'm
15:42gone,
15:43he always
15:43gets his
15:44feathers
15:44ruffled.
15:45Quack,
15:45quack,
15:46I'll say,
15:47look at this
15:47mess.
15:48Talk about
15:48ruffled feathers,
15:49I feel like
15:50I'm auditioning
15:50to be a
15:51pillow.
15:51Quack,
15:52quack,
15:52quack,
15:52quack,
15:52quack.
15:52And since
15:53Hawk is back
15:54with Quackup,
15:54that means
15:55sludge must
15:56be back
15:56with the fink.
15:57Oh,
15:58it's so good
15:58to be home.
15:59Oh,
15:59did you miss
16:00me,
16:01fink?
16:01Did you miss
16:02me?
16:02It seems like
16:03you never
16:04laughed.
16:05That's not
16:06my fink.
16:07Well,
16:07even a ghost
16:08makes mistakes
16:08sometimes.
16:10I'll fix that.
16:11I'm a dog
16:12with smart.
16:12look out
16:22of nowhere.
16:23It's the
16:23Captain Good
16:24rocket.
16:25What a race.
16:26The rockets
16:27are dead even.
16:28Captain Good
16:29is cruising
16:29at low altitude.
16:31The rest
16:31of the pack
16:32at high altitude.
16:33You take
16:34the high road
16:35and I'll
16:36take the low road
16:37but I'll
16:37get to the
16:38finish line
16:38before ye.
16:40Hello.
16:41I'd like
16:41to battle
16:42the other
16:42way.
16:45As the
16:46races come
16:47out of the
16:47clouds,
16:48it's
16:48Phantom
16:49Fink
16:49in the
16:50lead.
16:52You said
16:53it,
16:54lasagna
16:54lip.
16:54I feel
16:55like my
16:55old
16:56finky
16:56self
16:57again.
16:58I wonder
16:58what happened
16:59to Captain
16:59Good.
17:00Enough
17:01playing around,
17:01sludgy.
17:02This time
17:03my secret
17:03weapon will
17:04fix those
17:05space
17:05racers
17:06right.
17:07Hold on,
17:07Dougie.
17:08We're
17:08changing
17:09course.
17:12Don't forget
17:13spaceys,
17:14our lucky
17:15winner today
17:16will receive
17:16a super
17:17duper ski
17:18vacation
17:18high atop
17:19Mount Jupiter.
17:20Who needs
17:23luck when
17:24you've got
17:24friends like
17:25the sneaky
17:26space pirates?
17:27After a quick
17:28visit them,
17:29I'll be
17:29shooting and
17:30thinking down
17:31the galaxy
17:32grand slalom.
17:34Can I come
17:34to, can I,
17:35can I?
17:36Dogs don't
17:37ski.
17:38Oh, then
17:39I'll win a
17:39snowmobile.
17:40Zoom.
17:41Heavens to
17:42swashbuckles.
17:43The pink is
17:44approaching the
17:44spaceship of
17:45Long John
17:46Long Johns.
17:47What wretched
17:47rendezvous of
17:49rottenness is
17:49afoot.
17:50Just watch,
17:51liver lip.
17:52Liver lip?
17:54Ahoy
17:54there,
17:55old buddy.
17:56Ahoy
17:57nothing.
17:58I am
17:58Long John
17:59Long Johns.
18:00Nastiest of
18:01all the
18:01space pirates.
18:03What do
18:03you want?
18:04I am
18:05Phantom Fink
18:05Phantom
18:06Fink
18:07John.
18:08And I've
18:08brought you
18:09good news.
18:10If he is
18:11selling space
18:11somatics,
18:12we open
18:12fire.
18:13I've come
18:14to tell you
18:15about an
18:15approaching
18:16armada
18:16loaded with
18:17gold treasure.
18:18Gold
18:19treasure?
18:20Ah, that
18:21is my
18:21passion.
18:22Treat them
18:23right and
18:23I'm sure
18:24you'll get
18:24what you
18:25want.
18:25They don't
18:26call me
18:26the Fink
18:27for nothing.
18:28Ha ha,
18:29snicker
18:29snicker
18:29John
18:30John.
18:31Dance
18:31for the
18:32keep,
18:32I will.
18:33Ha ha,
18:34snicker
18:34snicker
18:35with a
18:35Spanish accent.
18:37Ho,
18:37ho,
18:38ho,
18:38and
18:3920,000
18:40leads.
18:41What does
18:42that mean?
18:43Where have you
18:44been,
18:44sludge?
18:45That's what
18:45they say
18:46in all
18:46the pirate
18:47movies.
18:48Oh,
18:49late movie.
18:50Well,
18:50that's past
18:50my bedtime.
18:51here they come
18:56now.
18:57Open fire.
19:00These pirate
19:01cops are
19:01sharp right now.
19:03All hands in
19:04expansion.
19:05You heard the
19:06man,
19:06quark off.
19:07Hit the deck.
19:08Yes, sir,
19:09captain,
19:09sure.
19:10Hit in the deck.
19:10Pow,
19:11pow, pow,
19:11pow.
19:12Don't look at me.
19:13I'm just taking
19:14orders.
19:14Okay,
19:16Scarebear,
19:17head for
19:17battle stations.
19:19Battle station
19:20nothing.
19:21I give up.
19:22You know,
19:23that doesn't
19:25sound like
19:25too bad an
19:26idea.
19:28I am
19:29Long John
19:30Long Johns.
19:32I see.
19:33I see.
19:34For the last
19:34time,
19:35give me your
19:36treasure,
19:37or I make
19:38you walk
19:38the plank.
19:39But,
19:40like we said
19:41to your pirate
19:41ship,
19:42we don't have
19:42any treasure.
19:43Enough
19:44talk.
19:45I'll send
19:45you straight
19:46to Davy
19:47Jones'
19:47locker.
19:48Davy Jones?
19:50Who's he?
19:50I'm not
19:51using nobody
19:52else's locker.
19:53That's unsanitary.
19:55That's what
19:55it is.
19:56Enough.
19:57No gold,
19:58no talk.
19:59Well,
20:00if it was gold
20:00you wanted,
20:01why didn't
20:01you say so?
20:02I got me
20:03enough gold
20:04in this here
20:04hat to
20:05paint Fort Knox.
20:13Oh,
20:22Noggy,
20:23you didn't
20:24have to
20:24give up
20:24your stash
20:25for us.
20:26Give up
20:26the stash
20:27nothing.
20:28That was
20:28fool's gold
20:29and it
20:30fools
20:30of every
20:31time.
20:32Yeah,
20:33hoody.
20:34Captain Good
20:34eats your heart
20:35out.
20:36A brilliant
20:38maneuver by
20:39Nugget Nose,
20:40but is it
20:40possible to
20:41catch the
20:41fink?
20:42No way!
20:44Go slutty
20:45and while you
20:45ride it,
20:46you sick
20:46him!
20:47At the finish
20:48line,
20:48it's gonna
20:48be close.
20:49The fink
20:50is in front
20:50but the rest
20:51of the pack
20:51are closing
20:52fast.
20:53Faster,
20:53fink!
20:54Faster!
20:55And crossing
20:55the wire,
20:56it's the
20:57fink!
21:00Peep,
21:00hooray!
21:02And it's
21:02on to
21:03Mount
21:03Jupiter!
21:06Well,
21:07Spacer-oos,
21:08remember as
21:08we bid adieu
21:09to planet
21:09Atlantis,
21:10we'll be
21:11back as
21:11we race
21:12through
21:12another
21:12distant
21:13galaxy.
21:16Wait,
21:16I think
21:17I see
21:17today's
21:18winners
21:18collecting
21:18their
21:18prize.
21:19Come
21:19in,
21:20Phantom
21:20Fink
21:21and
21:21Sludge
21:21atop
21:22Mount
21:22Jupiter.
21:23Come
21:24in
21:24nothing.
21:25Next
21:25time,
21:26Sludge,
21:27find a
21:27resort with
21:28gondolas.
21:31Mush,
21:32doggy,
21:33mush!
21:39wish
21:40a
21:41toast
21:43φ
21:44m
21:55m
21:57h
21:58h
21:58m
21:58h
21:59h
21:59h
22:00h
22:01h
22:02h
22:02m
22:03h
22:03h
22:03h
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