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Winners: Yogi Bear and Scare Bear.
Prize: Dinner at Ritz. Trouble: They have to do the dishes after their dinner.
Guest star: Jana of the Jungle
Prize: Dinner at Ritz. Trouble: They have to do the dishes after their dinner.
Guest star: Jana of the Jungle
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00:00It's travel blasting in from deep space, racing from distant galaxies, it's Space Race!
00:30Space Race
01:00From the farthest regions of the distant galaxies to the remotest corners of deep space,
01:06the bravest and most skillful racers ever to pilot a rocket ship.
01:10Pushing their vehicles beyond the limits of light and sound,
01:13they've come for the ultimate challenge, a space race.
01:20Today's winner receives a space-age dinner for two at the Martian Ritz,
01:25the utmost in galaxy dining.
01:26What a prize.
01:30We travel deep into the Azorian star chain for this week's race,
01:34down to the forbidden jungle planet of Pongo and its untold tropical space dangers.
01:42In a hidden jungle space-adrome, our racers are lining up for the blast-off.
01:47In position number one is that model of everything noble,
01:50the man with the whitest teeth in planet Pongo,
01:53Captain Good and his equally good companion, Clean Cat.
01:57Thank you, kind announcer person.
02:00And let me just say to all the little kiddies out in Spaceland,
02:03Oh, brother.
02:09In position number two are those zany galaxy girls, Wendy and Rita,
02:14along with their gold-sniffing sidekick, Nugget Nose.
02:17That's me!
02:19Captain Good's what I call a real man.
02:22I'll say.
02:23His jungle yell just shakes me up all over.
02:27Yeah, I'll shake him up.
02:29Yo-hee!
02:33Wendy, next time before you say anything nice about Captain Good,
02:37will you remember how jealous Nugget Nose gets?
02:45Rounding out the field is Yogi and Scare Bear in position number three,
02:50Huckleberry Hound and Quack Up in position number four,
02:53and Jabba Jaws and Buford in spot number five.
02:57In position number six, that mysterious Phantom Fink hasn't shown up,
03:03which is very, very mysterious.
03:05The course of the Pongo Planet classic weaves through the forbidden space jungle,
03:10never before seen by man,
03:13while rumor says that dangerous tribes and space creatures inhabit this strange planet.
03:18The clock is counting down.
03:24Three, two, one, blast off!
03:30The super spaceships are off to a sizzling start.
03:41I'll fix that.
03:42That clean-cut cutie-pie Captain Good is really me,
03:50Phantom Fink in disguise!
03:52And this cute little kitty is really me.
03:55I didn't know you could talk, Sludge.
03:58You never let me.
03:59Well, cool it!
04:01Oh, I shouldn't have taken you to night class.
04:04Watch this finky-dink trick.
04:08Goodness gracious, I feel like a new man!
04:12Stop there, friends!
04:17According to my Captain Good's Good Guide for Good Guys,
04:21we are at the threshold of the most dangerous zone in the galaxies,
04:25filled with man-eating galactic creatures.
04:28Did he say galactic creatures?
04:31Yes, galactic creatures?
04:32Oh, did he have to say that?
04:35Going down!
04:36But fear not!
04:38I, Captain Good, in the name of good guys everywhere,
04:42will go ahead and clear the way well.
04:44Eh, I mean good.
04:46Oh, brother!
04:47Now wait for my whistle!
04:51Good luck, Captain Good!
04:53He sure is good.
04:55But there goes our lead.
04:56Oh, he sure got my respect!
04:59Well, he ain't got mine!
05:01Like who cares about the lead?
05:03It's better to get beaten than eaten!
05:05I sure hope he's not having any trouble.
05:11I feel like my old sneaky self again!
05:16Now for a quick visit to my friend, the Pongo People!
05:19With a little help from them,
05:23the dinner at the Martian Ritz is mine!
05:26Me too, me too!
05:28You, at the Ritz?
05:30Forget it, no dogs allowed!
05:36Planet Pongo, Pygmy Village,
05:39Head Shrinkers!
05:40Head Shrinkers, eh?
05:42Watch how I handle this, slutty!
05:44I've got a way with small minds!
05:47If you're looking for some heads to shrink,
05:52make a deal with Phantom Fink!
05:55And sludge, too!
05:56Knock it off, sludge!
05:57That doesn't rhyme!
06:00Well, sludge, this is the place!
06:06I appreciate the tool of the factory, Mr. Pongo, but...
06:10Me not Pongo, me tango!
06:12He Pongo!
06:13Sorry about that, I thought he was Mongo!
06:15No, me not Mongo, he Mongo!
06:19Yeah, me Mongo!
06:20I see, well, don't lose your head about it!
06:24A little good job there!
06:26I've brought you some of the rarest new models in the head business!
06:30Mongo!
06:31Mongo!
06:31And Mongo!
06:34A little off-key with my exact sentiments!
06:37Hold on!
06:37One glass of my whistle, and they'll come a-running!
06:40Hey, it's Captain Good's Goody Whistle!
06:46It's music to my ears!
06:48Yeah, the coast is clear!
06:50Okay, Quackup, shake a leg!
06:52Yeah, sure!
06:53Captain Hook, sure!
06:53Yeah, sure!
06:54Shake a leg, sure!
06:55Yeah, sure!
06:56Yeah, sure!
06:56Yeah, sure!
06:57Shake a leg!
06:57Yeah, sure!
06:58I know I told him to shake a leg, but I didn't make mine!
07:01It's great to have Captain Good on our side!
07:07Oh, yeah?
07:08How do we know where we should go?
07:10No problem with Buford as co-pilot!
07:12He navigates by the moon!
07:14No, no, no!
07:15Follow me!
07:16Broom!
07:22Broom!
07:23Broom!
07:25Broom!
07:29Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo!
07:31Broom!
07:32I am Dr. Pongo, Chief of the Planet Pongo, Head Shrinker People Pongo!
07:37Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Broom!
07:40Cut!
07:41You will be the newest exhibits in our head shop of shrunken heads!
07:45Hit it!
07:45Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Broom!
07:48Broom!
07:48Like I've heard of trying to get a head, but this is ridiculous!
07:52I'll say!
07:53Who ever heard of a shrunken shark?
07:55Broom!
07:56Excuse me, Head Shrinker People, but can't we talk this over?
08:01I don't think I'd like being a shrunken head.
08:06Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Broom!
08:09Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo!
08:14You know something?
08:15I was afraid of that.
08:17No more talk.
08:18Now we shrink.
08:19Oh, no! Has phantom fate finagled another fiendish foul on our foolish friends?
08:24Ha-ha! You're darn right!
08:26Will our brave racers be shrunk to nothing
08:29and placed in a Pongo Planet headshot?
08:31Wait! What's that up ahead?
08:33Can it be that noble soul, Captain Good, coming to save the day?
08:41No, it can't be! Yes, it is!
08:43It's that fantastic Janna of the jungle in a rare guest appearance!
08:48Yay!
08:52And just in the nick of time, with her patented jungle zoomarang!
09:02Like, uh, thanks for the hail, jungle princess!
09:05She's smarter than the average Pongo!
09:11Wow! I wouldn't mind having one of those zoomarang necklaces to play with at the dude ranch!
09:17As if you don't get into enough trouble without one!
09:20Oh! Step on it, Nuggie!
09:28Can't stand these jungle know-it-holes!
09:30Ha-ha! I'll fix those space racers yet!
09:33They might be able to get away from those pea-brained space bongos,
09:37but wait till they meet that giant space spider!
09:44Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha!
09:45Cool it, sludge!
09:47You laugh when I tell you to!
09:48Okay?
09:50Ha-ha!
09:51Ha-ha, ha-ha!
09:52Enough!
09:53Good doggie.
09:55Yeah, I can already smell that bitsy bit's thinner.
10:00Unless the Phantom Fink has somehow mysteriously moved ahead,
10:04it looks like the Yogi Rocket is in the lead.
10:07Who knows where Captain Good could have disappeared to.
10:10I do, but I'm not telling.
10:14And here come our racers now,
10:16with Yogi and Scare Bear leading the pack.
10:19Oh, no, it's the man-eating jungle space spider.
10:22And our innocent space racers are heading straight for his web.
10:31What do you know? A space trampoline.
10:33Trampoline? Nothing, you dusty old bear.
10:36This here's the web of a space spider.
10:43Can it be saved from the clutches of the Pongo people
10:46only to be trapped in the wicked web of a sinister space spider?
10:51Will our racers free themselves?
10:53Or will that awful Phantom Fink go on single-handedly to victory?
10:58Will we ever find out what happened to dear Captain Good and Clean Cat?
11:02I'll never tell.
11:05It's him, it's him.
11:06How'd you like to end up in a space pile?
11:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:13What will happen to our racers?
11:15Find the answer to this and more in the exciting thrill pack conclusion of today's Planet Pongo Classic.
11:22Welcome back, space fans, to the intergalactic thrills of today's energy-charged space race.
11:31We last left our racers deep in the jungles of the planet Pongo.
11:35A strange tropical planet with strange creatures to be sure.
11:39Trapped, to be precise, by the dreaded space spider in a web of trickery spun by that fiendish Phantom Fink.
11:48While the space fighter eats his dinner, I'll race ahead to win and have mine.
11:55And what a meal it'll be.
11:57Today's winner receives a 13-course gourmet feast at the Martian Ritz, the most elegant restaurant in the galaxy.
12:07I can taste it already. Yummy.
12:10Me too, me too. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
12:13Don't get excited, sludge. You're just getting a doggy bag.
12:17Can it be? Will the fink go on to claim the spoils of victory while the others fall victim to such an insidious fate?
12:26Wendy, how do you say knock it off in spider talk?
12:33Relax, Rita. I've got a scheme to get us out of here.
12:37Oh, no. And I thought things couldn't get worse.
12:40Ski nothing. All you need to get out of here is a genuine Rocky Mountain slingshot.
12:46And it just so happens old Nugget knows he's got one right here.
12:50I never heard tell of a Rocky Mountain slingshot before, but I sure hope it works.
13:08Come on, spider waiter. Are you gonna get it?
13:12Will you stop talking, Nugget knows, and do something?
13:16Like a ditto, old Nugget snize.
13:19You can say that again.
13:21Okay, yumbies, hold on.
13:24Incredible! That Rocky Mountain slingshot actually works.
13:39Well, what did you think, you microphone-mouthed tinderfoot?
13:43Nugget knows you weren't great.
13:46Nugget!
13:48Nugget!
13:49Nugget!
13:50Nugget!
13:51Free from the space spider, once again our racers rocket through the jungles of Planet Pongo.
13:57The question is, will they be able to catch up to the Phantom Fink?
14:01Nugget it, pal! No way!
14:04Nugget!
14:05Nugget!
14:06Nugget!
14:07Nugget!
14:08Nugget!
14:09Nugget!
14:10Nugget!
14:11Nugget!
14:12Nugget!
14:13Nugget!
14:14The spaceships are approaching.
14:16Still barreling along in the lead is Phantom Fink.
14:19Ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:21I'm on my home territory now.
14:23Wild creatures love the Phantom Fink.
14:26Except space skaters.
14:29Nugget!
14:31Move it, sludge!
14:32Nugget!
14:33Nugget!
14:40It's me again, good old Captain Good.
14:43Smile for the camera, Clean Cat.
14:46Thank goodness I'm loved by all.
14:50A place like this could be dangerous otherwise.
14:55Come, Clean Cat.
14:56Heel!
15:01And here come the rest of the pack with Huck and Quacka battling Wendy, Rita and Nugget Nose for the lead.
15:08I knew we could pass him!
15:11How'd you like my idea to feed the fuel into the engine twice as fast?
15:16Wonderful, Wendy.
15:17Except now we'll run out of fuel twice as fast.
15:21Looks like Wendy's gaining on his quack-up.
15:27Better give her the gas!
15:28Yes, sir!
15:29Captain Huck!
15:30Yes, sir!
15:31Yes, sir!
15:32Yes, sir!
15:33Captain Huck!
15:34Give her the gas!
15:35Yes, sir!
15:36Here's your gas!
15:37Here's your gas!
15:38Thanks a lot!
15:42You wanna know something?
15:43I think he really did give her the gas.
15:46Uh-oh!
15:47I know he did!
15:48Sign in the aisle!
15:52So what do you think of my plan now?
15:55A real gas!
15:56Look at that Huckleberry Hound!
15:57Out of gas and down, but not too proud to paddle!
15:59What a competitor!
16:00I can't complain too much.
16:01After all, I am in second place.
16:03Better make that third.
16:04Cheat up, Hucky!
16:05Every dog has his day!
16:09I guess mine will be tomorrow.
16:10At the back of the pack, but still strong and determined, are Yogi and Scare Bear!
16:16At least, when you're in last place, nobody can pass you!
16:19The racers are nearing the finish line, and the second place is the second place.
16:24I'm in second place.
16:25Better make that third.
16:27Cheat up, Hucky!
16:28Every dog has his day!
16:30I guess mine will be tomorrow.
16:31At the back of the pack, but still strong and determined, are Yogi and Scare Bear!
16:33At least, when you're in last place, nobody can pass you!
16:36The racers are nearing the finish line, but anything can still happen!
16:41You're never too sure in Gunga Lake!
16:43I'll say, announcer person, even I found myself in dire distress when my propeller suddenly
16:50pooped out!
16:51Right, Clean Cat?
16:52That is to say, they strangely overheated, right, Clean Cat?
16:57Good kitty!
16:58Clean Cat would bleed with the friendly captain!
17:01Clean Cat!
17:03Try that again, and I'll spray you with a bag of kitty litter!
17:09Captain Good is in the lead!
17:14But Wendy and Rita are moving up to pass!
17:17Nobody makes a pass at Captain Good!
17:20I think I'll give him a quote from the Captain Goodie do-good guy for good guys!
17:35Winning isn't everything!
17:37But for the Phantom Fink, winning is everything!
17:49Step on it, sludgy!
17:52Hold everything!
17:54The Phantom Fink is changing course!
17:57He's heading due east to the Space Snake Village!
18:01Even he wouldn't dare to enlist their evil aid!
18:05Wanna bet?
18:06You know I don't bet!
18:08I'll do anything to get that dinner at the Ritz!
18:11Me too, me too, me too!
18:13You?
18:14No way, sludge!
18:16You're on a diet!
18:17Diet?
18:18No way!
18:19No way!
18:20No way!
18:21No way!
18:22No way!
18:23No way!
18:24No way!
18:25Snake Village!
18:26The sneakiest snakes in the galaxy!
18:28Ha-ha-ha!
18:29Sounds like my kind of people!
18:31I mean snakes!
18:33Your beloved Majesty, Highness, I'll do anything for you to stop those other cursed space racers!
18:45What can you possibly offer to Medusa, queen of the snake people?
18:50I've got connections in Hollywood, your queenship!
18:53I could make you a star!
18:55Big deal!
18:56I'll give you my precious pup, sludgy-poo!
18:59You dare to bribe Queen Medusa?
19:03How about a date with Captain Good?
19:06Oh, he's my dream!
19:10Now you're talking!
19:11Ah!
19:12This is what you've gotta do!
19:14Yes?
19:16Oh, I like it!
19:18How peendish!
19:29Lured by the promise of a date with Captain Good, that snake in the grass, Snake Queen, has conjured up a jungle cyclone!
19:37They'll blow me down!
19:39It's your sister!
19:48Now, slutty, it's on to the finish line!
19:51And for my fake finale...
19:56Uproading the finish line, it's...
19:58Yes!
19:59It's amazing!
20:00It's Captain Good!
20:02captain good of course it is microphone knows and rest assured my heart can never be sold
20:10wait stop the presses here comes yogi and scare bear the rocket wins
20:26no no no no it's i love to dance that's not the point dear no medusa the final time no you see i
20:49already have a date for tonight uh why don't you call the phantom think i'm sure he's not doing
20:56anything awesome another thrilling chapter in today's exciting space race
21:15it looks like we'll get a look at today's winners collecting their prize
21:18the gourmet dinner at the martian rinse in the kitchen
21:22like uh i don't mind eating in the kitchen it's washing the dishes against me
21:28stop drying scare bear sheep i'm trying i'm trying stop nagging you big bear
21:52so
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