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Phantom Phink tries to win a trip to Funkyland, the greatest amusement park in the galaxies.
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00:00Stratoblasting in from deep space, racing through distant galaxies, it's Space Race!
00:30Right on!
01:00Rocket Radar out and Space Sonar on, it's A-OK and all systems go for the all-weather hardcore go-go thrills, chills, spills and ills of the one, the only, the Space Race!
01:19Today's race is to the geographic center of the universe, to the planet Ego to be exact, 12 million light years from our own Earth.
01:27Ego, a strange, gaseous planet known for bizarre force fields, mysterious, unexplained disasters, and perhaps worst of all, Atala, the Space Hun!
01:39Space Hun! Today's course will make a beeline from the planet's surface to its center, and don't forget, space freaks, the first rocket to the center will win, as usual, one of our socket-to-em big adjective prizes!
01:51This week, an all-expense-paid vacation to Funky Land, the greatest amusement park in the galaxy. Now up to the planet Ego, where our race is already in progress.
02:01Already in the lead, it's that Ego Tripper from way back, Captain Good, and his able aide, Clean Captain.
02:08Goodness is good, badness is bad, and never the quay shall meet!
02:13Trailing just behind them in second is the smarter than average Yogi Rocket!
02:17This may be good, but from a bear's point of view, Funky Land is funky!
02:23Hang on, Scare! I'm turning on this theme to Funky Land!
02:27Slow this thing down, Yogi! I'm a funky chicken!
02:31I wonder if Funky Land has a tunnel of love!
02:34I wouldn't mind riding that with you-know-who!
02:38Hello! Dog hills! Don't make me blush!
02:42Funky Land?
02:44Why could I want to go to Mariner Land? At least then I'd get a little respect!
02:49I don't know why he's complaining. At least he ain't in last place!
02:55Hey, Quack-Up?
02:56Quick, quick, quick! You can say that again!
02:58Last place! What a bummer! Let's get out of here!
03:01Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
03:02Who's in last place?
03:04You and Huck are, Quack-Up! And what better time could there be for...
03:08You guessed it, Spaceys! Another Space Race Biography!
03:13This week, it's that down-home dude from the Deep South, Huckleberry Hound!
03:18Huck was born in Memphis, Tennessee.
03:22His distinctive appearance was the inspiration for legendary legend,
03:26Melvis Cresby's great ballad,
03:28You Ain't Nothin' But a Huckleberry!
03:34Huck's easy-going nature and enterprising spirit never seems to falter.
03:39He's the kind of guy who could fall off the top of a skyscraper and still keep his cool.
03:44You know, that was a pretty big building.
03:51With the eternal dangers present in space travel such as meteor storms,
03:55No wonder Huckleberry made the elite core of astronauts chosen for the space race!
04:00Thanks a bunch!
04:02Ouch!
04:03Now, back to the race!
04:05Look at this! Captain Good has lost his lead and fallen to last place!
04:10What a bummer!
04:12I mean, cheaters never prosper!
04:16What a good guy!
04:18Fallen to the back of the pack, but he's still got a Captain Good goody to give!
04:22Captain Good, you're nifty!
04:24You're nifty!
04:25And shifty!
04:26And shifty!
04:27Right, clean cat?
04:28Yeah!
04:34The racers seem to have entered some sort of space cloud.
04:37Coming out, it's...
04:38Phantom Think in the lead!
04:40Heh!
04:41You said it, pasta puss!
04:43Heh heh heh heh!
04:44Cheaters may never prosper, but thinkers do!
04:47Right, Slides?
04:49Right!
04:50The only good thing about that corny captain is he's really mean!
04:54Phantom!
04:55Meah!
04:56Fink in disguise!
04:58And the only good thing about that creepy kitty is he's really mean!
05:03Sludge!
05:04Who says that's any good?
05:06Well, if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all!
05:11Eh!
05:12Stop mumbling, Sludge!
05:14It's time to finagle another fiendish foul!
05:18It is?
05:19Well, uh, what time is it?
05:21I see the big hands on the two, the little hands on the eight.
05:25It looks like it's about...
05:26Ooh!
05:27Well, I was just checking.
05:28Knock it off, Sludge, before I clone you into an aardvark with double A's!
05:33Can't you see I'm trying to get us to Funky Land?
05:36Funky Land?
05:37Oh, it's so groovy!
05:39Into overdrive, Sludgey!
05:41It's on to Miss Pandora, the most evil villainous on Saturday morning!
05:46Not Miss Pandora!
05:48Her box of dirty tricks is the most deadly in the universe!
05:52What foulness does the Fink have a foot now?
05:55Well, I don't see nothin'.
05:56Well, maybe a little fungus right here.
05:58I'll remember, Sludge!
05:59I'll do the talking!
06:00Gotcha!
06:01Who goes?
06:02It's a fellow Fink!
06:03Phantom Fink!
06:04And a fellow Sludge!
06:05Sludge Sludge!
06:06Phantom Fink and Sludge!
06:07Come in!
06:08Let me show you around my box-like castle!
06:12Now, mind your manners, Sludgey!
06:13I've been trying to get in here for ages!
06:15I need one of your dirty tricks to put an end to these space creeps!
06:18Hmm, I don't recognize the faces!
06:20They've started the Phantom Fink Fan Club!
06:21They've started the Phantom Fink Fan Club!
06:22Phantom Fink Fan Club!
06:23Phantom Fink Fan Club!
06:24Oh, could I join?
06:25I could be a charter-
06:49They're a nuisance to bad guys everywhere, and we must destroy them.
06:54Destruction? My specialty.
06:58This is my planetary pulverizer.
07:01I can grind humans into sawdust with it.
07:04Crush it.
07:06And this is my two-ton torture tool.
07:10Hey, hey.
07:11And this, my friends, this is my solar space shrinker
07:16for reducing normal things to miniature.
07:19Oh, those are groovy.
07:21I read about them in popular pet magazine.
07:23They conserve energy because they're solar powered.
07:26And what if so?
07:28It started off as a dye machine,
07:31but I got carried away with myself.
07:35A shrinker.
07:38That's exactly what I'm looking for.
07:40Leave it to me.
07:42One zap from my solar space shrinker
07:45and those clowns will be reduced to space dust.
07:52Meanwhile, back with the other racers,
07:54Yogi and Scare Bear were in the lead when...
07:57Suddenly a weird ray zoomed in from across the planet Ego.
08:01That's right, Scare Bear.
08:03Suddenly a weird ray has zoomed in from across planet Ego.
08:07And holy munchkins.
08:09Just as I thought,
08:10it's shrinking the contestants down to miniature.
08:15Just as I planned.
08:16With the progress they'll make at that size,
08:19victory will be a cent.
08:21Oh, can I look?
08:22Please? Oh, please.
08:23Oh, get it, sludge.
08:25Like I've told you before,
08:27binoculars are for people.
08:29Oh, selfish.
08:31Tonight, I'll be thinking on the Funky Land rocket roller.
08:37Zoom, zoom.
08:40Oh, please.
08:41Let me come to Funky Land.
08:42I'll be good,
08:43and I'll only use the A and B tickets.
08:45I promise. I promise.
08:46I promise.
08:47Cool it, sludgey,
08:48before I send you to a Siberian space pound.
08:51Little does he know it,
08:52but the Fink scheme of skullduggery
08:54has been detected
08:55by our official Space Racer computer official.
08:58Fink has enlisted outside help.
09:03Miss Pandora must be disqualified.
09:09Must be disqualified.
09:12Disqualified.
09:13No cigar?
09:14Darn.
09:15Who smokes anyway?
09:17I don't.
09:18It's bad for your health
09:19and it makes your coat smell.
09:21I'll fix the computer.
09:23No one outfinks the Fink.
09:25Ha!
09:26The Fink rocket has entered a cloud formation,
09:31and wait!
09:32It's...
09:33It's Captain Good!
09:34Of course it is,
09:36Eviator ears!
09:37And I'm heading straight for...
09:39Funky Land!
09:41Attaboy, Captain Good!
09:43You're neat!
09:44Of course I am!
09:45Who ever heard of a sloppy captain?
09:47You wanna see his room?
09:49Ow!
09:50It's a mess!
09:51Eat!
09:52Clean cat before I give your whiskers a permanent!
09:56Look!
09:57It's Captain Good!
09:58Do something, Captain Good!
10:00I don't get being a miniature!
10:03You can say that again!
10:04Who ever heard of a shark the size of a minnow?
10:08Hey!
10:09Don't worry, gang!
10:10He'll favor!
10:11Of course he will, Wendy!
10:13He will?
10:14I mean, he will, of course!
10:17It's not easy being a double agent!
10:19Fear not, little friends!
10:21Captain Good is heroically hurrying to help!
10:24Good alliteration there, Captain Good!
10:32Thanks for the ad lib cheers!
10:34But let's get down to business!
10:36From down here, it's more like, uh, let's get up to business!
10:41Hey!
10:42There's only one way to bring you back up to normal size!
10:46And that's with, you guessed it, my patented Captain Good Anti-Diet Tonic!
10:52Ta-da!
10:53Yes, Captain Good's Anti-Diet Tonic helps build strong bodies 15 ways!
10:59Made specifically for all your skinny little space runs, wimps, and pipsqueaks!
11:05It comes from an old family recipe handed down by my dear mother, a dermatologist herself!
11:11And here's what she looked like before taking Captain Good's Anti-Diet Tonic!
11:16Well, after just one capful, she looked like this!
11:19Beautiful!
11:20Yes, little munchkin types, just one capful can do wonders for you, too!
11:25Oh, what brains!
11:27What talent!
11:28What brains!
11:30What talent!
11:31Thank you, Nuggy!
11:32But once is enough!
11:33The show is long!
11:35Just step right up!
11:36Don't be shy!
11:37Get your tonic!
11:38Yes, you do!
11:39Today can make us a new person!
11:43Man, this tonic is like a cold shower!
11:46What is cold shower?
11:48Nothing!
11:49I feel like a cold...
11:54Holy cellulose!
11:55That tonic is actually working!
11:57In fact, it's more than working!
11:59They're becoming giants!
12:00And dwarfing Captain Good!
12:02Thank you, Captain Good!
12:03Thank you, Captain Good!
12:04And, um, thanks for the tonic!
12:10Darnish!
12:13Captain Good has done it again!
12:14In fact, he might have outdone himself a prize trip to Funky Land!
12:18He'll be hard-pressed to catch the other ships now!
12:21Hehehehe!
12:22The only one going to Funky Land is me, Phantom Pink!
12:27And me, Funky!
12:29I mean, maybe if I'm a real good doggy!
12:32Enough playing around!
12:33I'm going to see Attila the Space Hun and his horde of hustling henchmen!
12:38He'll dupe those Space Huns once and for all!
12:42Finkery rules!
12:43Yeah, and surfers bite!
12:45Yeah!
12:46Oh, no!
12:47Will the Fink wreak havoc once again?
12:49Will Attila the Space Hun bring chaos and terror to our fine feathered friends?
12:54Do surfers bite?
12:55Find these answers and more on the scintillating Space Race conclusion!
12:59Where the lucky winner will receive the first prize trip to Funky Land!
13:04Captain Good's patented anti-diet tonic should be taken only under a doctor's care!
13:11Heighten your belts and prepare for liftoff!
13:14It's the play-by-play of steak and potatoes conclusion of the one, the only, Space Race!
13:20Today's Space Race journeys seven billion miles to the center of the universe, to the planet Ego, to be precise!
13:27What a trip, Ego!
13:29A gaseous planet of strange mists, harboring mysterious creatures and space villains!
13:34When we last left our high-flying friends, they had just been rescued from a malicious miniaturization of evil Miss Pandora
13:41and her even more evil, Solar Space Shrinker!
13:45By who, you ask inquisitive little space kids?
13:48None other than that blue-chip superhero, the great guardian of goodness himself, Captain Good!
13:55Cheese!
13:56Yet barely were they back in the race when, unbeknownst to them, the phantom think that cosmic clown of creepiness was unhatching another sinister scheme!
14:06I didn't know you were also a clown! Can you juggle and stuff? I think that's all!
14:11All these perils and more lay ahead as they race to win today's grand prize, the all-expense-paid vacation to Funky Land, the greatest amusement park in the galaxy!
14:23Funky Land! Finky Land!
14:27After I use my secret weapon, the other racers won't stand a chance!
14:32Secret weapon? Ooh, tell me, tell me! I can keep a secret!
14:36No way, Sludge! You've got a big mouth!
14:39Big mouth? What is she talking about?
14:42Uh-huh! Seems pretty normal to me!
14:45Did I hear the fink say, secret weapon?
14:48You said it, hate planteers!
14:50Oh, no! What diabolical dealing is he planning now?
14:54I'll tell you, because you're only the announcer, and you can't do anything about it!
14:59Now, I'm employing Atala, the space fan, and his horde of hustling henchmen!
15:06I heard, and...
15:07What do you do that for, boss? I'm not gonna tell nobody!
15:11Well, you're the sharp elbow!
15:12Just as I was a credo, recently escaped from a planetary penitentiary,
15:17Atala and his hustling henchmen have been looting, pillaging,
15:21and causing various and sundry nastiness throughout the galaxies!
15:25If I wasn't being paid to watch, I'd close my eyes!
15:28In fact, I think I will anyway!
15:31Now's my chance! Push the change button, Sludgy!
15:36Roger!
15:37And stop calling me Roger, you dimwit dog!
15:40Thinks my name! Now push the button!
15:50Excuse me, Atala, but our radar has detected the spaceship of Captain Good approaching!
15:59Captain Good is approaching!
16:01No sooner said than done!
16:04Ta-da!
16:05But fear not your hun-ship!
16:07I come not on a mission of goodness, but on a mission of business!
16:12What business could you possibly have with Atala, the space hun?
16:17Good question, hustling henchman type!
16:20For not only am I Captain Good doer of good deeds, but also Captain Good of downtown rocket sales!
16:27Yes huns, old Captain Good is here with my dog, Clean Cat!
16:34Out here in deep space, I've got a giant superboy to have used rockets!
16:39If you buy a rocket from anyone, I'm gonna give you 5,000 Captain Good galaxy stamps!
16:45Just give me a chance at the deal and see me first!
16:49You know, boss, we could use some new rockets!
16:52Why, of course you could, Pillar Jets!
16:55And remember, each and every Captain Good used rocket carries the Captain Good galaxy guarantee of goodness!
17:01Text card, please, Clean Cat!
17:03They've got power steering, power brakes, radio heater, white sidewall wings!
17:09These rockets are loaded, and that's no baloney!
17:12Maybe a little for strummy, deli lover!
17:14Well, we could use some new rockets, all right!
17:17But the pillaging and lootin' business is down these days!
17:20No problem!
17:21Why, I'll bend over backwards to make you a deal!
17:24Oh, ouch!
17:25Hmm, I'd better get that sequiliac looked into, Clean Cat!
17:29Show them our special on fleet sales!
17:33Oh, Clean Cat!
17:35Clean Cat!
17:39Miss your queue again, feline friend, and I'll be serving Casserole Clean Cat for dinner!
17:46Yes, talk about fleet sales!
17:48Face your eyes on this fleet!
17:50Wow!
17:51Exactly!
17:52I'll take him!
17:54I knew he would!
17:56My friendly service crew is delivering them to you right now!
18:00Come, Clean Cat Dog!
18:02Here!
18:07Heading to the center of planet Ego are Yogi and Scare Bear in first!
18:12Indubitably!
18:13There's no ego problems for a smarter than average bear!
18:17Don't count your chickens yet, Yogi!
18:19There's Battle of the Space Hun and his hustling henchmen diving down from above!
18:27Ego!
18:28Ego!
18:29Ego!
18:30Ego!
18:31After huns!
18:32There's Captain Good Service Man and our rockets now!
18:35After!
18:36Ego!
18:37Ego!
18:38Ego!
18:39Ego!
18:40Ego!
18:41Ego!
18:42Ego!
18:43Ego!
18:44A点!
18:45I'm amind of trouble!
18:46A better trouble!
18:47Yes, sir!
18:48Sure does all right!
18:49You can bet on them flat!
18:50He does?!
18:51I just thought he looked like Atila the Space Han!
18:54He is a terror of the space hun, and he's fixing to loot and pillages.
18:58Oh, yeah? Well, not with this chick at the wheel.
19:01I've heard that one before.
19:03Take it easy, Rita. I've got a plan.
19:05I've heard that one before, and I'd rather be looted and carried.
19:11Captain Good's employees are avoiding us, Adela.
19:15They're trying to get away.
19:17Can we go in for the kill?
19:19We just can't get good space help these days.
19:22Catastrophe of catastrophes!
19:24Atela and his herd of hustling henchmen are going in for the kill.
19:28Where is that all-weather adventurer Captain Good to save the day?
19:32On my way to victory, let us live!
19:37Okay, hustling henchmen, start hustling.
19:40Heave ho! Do the hustle! Heave ho! Heave ho!
19:47High tide of horror! The Atela rocket is closing in to loot and pillage our innocent racer's rockets!
19:54And don't forget, Captain Good services what he sells!
19:58Heave ho! Do the hustle! Heave ho! Heave ho! Do the hustle! Heave ho!
20:08At the first light of the moon, we throw him the rockets!
20:10Ooh!
20:11Ooh!
20:12Ooh!
20:13Ooh!
20:14Ooh!
20:15Ooh!
20:16Ooh!
20:17Ooh!
20:18Incredible!
20:19That amazing hound dog, Buford, is towing not only himself, but the other rockets to safety!
20:25They're heading straight for the finish line, and they're even passing Captain Good!
20:29What can I say? The moon makes him croon!
20:32And Captain Good makes me swoon!
20:35I can dig that town!
20:37They're coming up on the finish! It's going to be close!
20:40It's...
20:41It's Puckleberry Hound and Quarkup!
20:43Yes, Puckleberry Hound and Quarkup win the race to the center of the universe!
20:50Boo!
20:51Well, Space Buddies, that's a wrap for today! But remember, Space Race returns next week with more blow-your-mind five-star action!
21:05For now, let's jump to Funky Land, where Huck and Quarkup are enjoying their first-place prize!
21:19What a prize! This place ain't funky, it's swift!
21:22You can say that again, Quarkup!
21:25Sure, Captain Good, sir! This place ain't funky, it's swift!
21:29Brrrr!
21:31Ain't it the truth?
21:33What a prize!
21:38A prize!
21:39べ01
21:40A prize!
21:44A prize!
21:46...
21:49...
21:51snort
21:54...
21:56...
21:58You
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