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With Assistance from special guest star Quick Draw McGraw, the contestants avoid Phink's pranks on a lawless western planet.
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00:00It's Bravo Blasting in from deep space, racing from distant galaxies, it's Space Race!
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00:54Right on!
01:00Look! Up in the sky!
01:01It's a bird!
01:02It's a flame!
01:03No, it's Captain Good!
01:04You said it, aviator eyes!
01:06A handsome devil if I do say so myself!
01:09Yes, space mans, it's Captain Good!
01:12And the greatest group of all-star astronauts ever assembled!
01:16Racing their rockets through weird worlds and perilous planets!
01:19It's time for the knockout, blow your mind!
01:22Melodramatic thrills!
01:25time for the knockout blow your mind melodramatic thrills chills and spills of the ultimate challenge
01:33a super spectacular space race today we travel out west through the western star
01:42chains that is to the wild and woolly planet of wet galoshes wet galoshes a lawless land of
01:51banditos rustlers and bad guys oh i hate those bad guys they got such bad manners that's what they got
02:00you said it scare bear and don't forget today's space race features a super wow big deal prize
02:08flash flash a timely two-week trip to a groovy galaxy dude ranch now down to wet galoshes for
02:15a quick word from our racers at the starting line yogi and scare bear oh it's wet yeah i wonder what he
02:23means my goulashes yogi gotta help you big bear wendy rita and nugget nose hi mom and finally captain
02:35good and clean cat cheese ramona cheese cheese
02:44quiet clean cat before i tweak your twinkie oh yeah well watch this
02:51twinkie stinky it's time to get pinky another rhyme heavens to horribleness it's that vicious
03:04bike out of villainy the phantom pink you said it pretzel bush and have i got a race plan today
03:12i think is telling sludge his stinky strategy i wonder what he is saying oh nothing much just uh
03:28today's space race will run from main street out of town across the planetary plains through the
03:34menace-skilled shanty town and finally on to the deserted wet galoshes gold mines reputed hideout of the
03:41treacherous jessica james gang thank goodness that captain good that cosmic commander of courage
03:48will be here to protect us that's what he thinks yeah that's what he thinks
03:59watch it sludge that was my line the clock is ticking down three two one
04:06blasted there they go and first to take the lead is the galloping ghost rocket
04:14well what did you expect with old nugget nose in the saddle what saddle
04:19this one you nitty
04:23okay rocket ship giddy up you can't say giddy up to a rocket
04:28or can you hang on gals i'm ready for bear did i hear what i thought i heard
04:41i think they're full of sales
04:46that nasal nugget might be ready for there but no way he's ready for the pink
04:54oh i'm ready just let me put a little powder on my nose here a bit and i'll put some doggy
04:59grown hair and it'll make hot and look real cool
05:02up you twit i'm headed for a ratchet rendezvous with the raunchy space wrestlers oh they're bad
05:10i saw them on a posse impossible cartoon last year and i think oh boy i'm gonna wait to rock it
05:15let's take a quick time out from the race for that's right space kids just what you've been waiting for
05:21another patented space race biography this week we take a look at the galloping ghost otherwise known
05:28as nugget nose nugget came from a long line of famous wild west noses when searching out gold
05:36robbers nugget nose's special talents were invaluable at night time nugget nose was invaluable to posses
05:55tracking down bad guys it's this way guys
06:05and true to tradition while living on mr fuddy's ranch nugget had a nose for trouble
06:15i sniffed me some gold
06:17nosey why don't you get a nose job you big creep
06:28back to the race the galloping ghost rocket is still burning up the space lanes in first place
06:34we're number one we're number one hang on here pom-poms you know i'm going into overdrive
06:42the competition for second place has become brutal
06:49all bears on deck scared bear like uh how's about little astronautic assistance
06:55no way yogi this place is too dangerous push him back push him back way back
07:03sir
07:03sir i'll get my good push all right
07:06yes oh i haven't seen so much pushing since the super bowl
07:12super bowl super ball we'll turn the shark to the fish
07:16ball yeah um fish bowl no i don't think so he's too big he clogged up the filter
07:22stop mumbling sludge and go take a walk after i visit the rocky space wrestlers sludgy the first prize
07:30dude ranch vacation will be mine oh me too me too i've never been to a dude ranch before
07:38no way sludge you've got ticks ticks well you've got lots of twitches yourself
07:47heavens to homesteads that's the long branch salon beauty partner of the meanest hombre in space
07:53could the fink and sludge possibly be heading there you bet you're flippy
07:59that place is too dangerous for even the fink to go in that's true but i have someone else who'll do it
08:08captain good alias captain cowboy at your service ouch
08:13straighten up clean cat we're going into the long branch
08:22try that again and i'll cork your cupcake
08:33goodness this sure is a mean crowd
08:38greetings and salutations raunchy space wrestlers i've recently received my rocket
08:43estates broker's license and i've come to tell you about some of the best rockets in whipped
08:48the lashes they're just right to rustle and they're heading this way
08:53i knew it was
09:02let's get him
09:04holy space rustlers a flock of space banditos are attacking wendy rita and nugget nose
09:10yes
09:19but there's some roping wrestlers in this way
09:21quack up i'm too busy to talk right now
09:25i just love our new rockets
09:43hey you guys let us out of here and while you're at it give us back our rocket
09:48don't get too shoggy pal after the barbecue you won't miss them at all
09:53hey did i hear someone say barbecue
09:57yeah and this will be western style barbecued space racers
10:01races that ain't no barbecue that's a barbecue
10:07have a little too hickory smoke have our innocent racers been duped again
10:10will they be marinated in a western style space barbecue by the raunchy space rustlers
10:18will a daring rescue attempt be made by a space race guest star like baby janna of the jungle oh i
10:25hope so i hope so i just love her leopard skin outfit she looks so groovy oh rough rough stay
10:31tuned for our all-star conclusion where if our racers free themselves from this wicked western fate
10:37they face the further dangers of the horrible jessica james gang all here of a wild wet galoshes
10:45conclusion of today's knockout powerhouse space race
10:53buckle your belts and tune in tight often imitated but never implicated it's the heavyweight
10:59supercharged second half of the one and only space race
11:05today's race is deep in the centauri star cluster on the weird wild west planet of wet galoshes
11:11when we last left our intrapid racers they were trapped or is it trapped oh yes captured by the
11:19raunchy space rustlers a cold-hearted combo of conniving creeps their ships were stolen while they
11:28themselves were corralled in a space corral our ships were stolen while we ourselves were corralled in a
11:35space corral yes rita and to make matters worse they're planning a space barbecue with you know
11:42who as the main course i don't want to be no main course i'm a space scared bear that's what i am
11:50like uh ditto for me the only barbecues i go to are the ones in jellystone park all this while phantom
11:57think and sludge those diabolical doers of dirt move closer to victory the first prize is a luxury
12:05vacation at a secret galaxy dude ranch
12:10no one can stop me now tonight i'll be sleeping at the secret galaxy dude ranch oh me too me too
12:18sorry sludge but i've made other arrangements you're going to a kennel
12:24if only those supercharged superheroes captain good and clean cap were here to head them off at the
12:30pass not to worry witty little announcer mouth i'll fool all and win the prize
12:36ta-da i shall return rerun also well you'd better hurry up captain good before your racing friends
12:45become a galaxy smorgasbord yeah just a little bit of barbecue sauce and they'll be ready to put on
12:52the cold the barbecue sauce ain't too bad but uh could we forget about the hot cold oh you don't have
13:00any salt will you somebody save me i'm too young to be barbecued look up in the sky something's
13:08approaching has stare bears plagued cries but answered is it captain good or maybe that superhero jungle
13:15princess jenna no it's it's it's quick draw mcgraw and don't you forget it cowabonga it's quick
13:25draw mcgraw in an unheard of guest appearance who invited him when there's wrongs to be righted and
13:33evil to be fighted quick draw mcgraw is no invitation he comes to where the action is tragedy upon
13:41tragedies will quick draw too become part of this unsavory mess no way
13:50like what are you gonna do why we're gonna draw us out of here
13:59i knew my olog i sure did yes sure heavens to coloring books quick draw mcgraw is actually drawing
14:06their way out of the space barbecue not only has he made a sensational rescue but quick draw has
14:16drawn a pretty respectable watercolor i'll say and don't you forget it back in the western skies again
14:25the space racers barrel through wet galoshes trying to catch the fiend
14:29great time to run out of gear just when we pulled ahead of the others and we're catching up on the
14:40think we gotta call the astro club yeah naggy but how
14:46with the telephone how do you think hell hello operator give me the astro club for wet galoshes roadside
14:57service yes astro club yeah we stuck out here in wet galoshes out of gas on the high plains
15:06no problem we'll get a repair ship out you right away
15:12well shuddy here's our chance after some dirty doings i'll be back in the saddle again
15:18look rita it's the astro club no wendy it's captain good wrong rita it's the astro club
15:35stop girls you're both right captain good is two captains in one
15:40captain good is the astro club and captain good is also captain good oh wow that too little gals
15:52even captain good has to make a bank captain good can you give us a tow you can have a whole foot if
15:59you like well what good is all that we're out of gas out of gas no problem with my captain good
16:06terrestrial energy tonic you'll be blasting off in no time not only is it all-purpose rocket fuel
16:13but it cures mumps measles so good whooping up an athlete's foot well give us a bottle and charge it
16:20on our astro club card whatever you say naggy
16:31there's a giant with a real charge
16:36so
16:41scratch one rocket ship now for part two of my finky dink plan now remember slutty i'll do the talking
16:59hey look it's a space indian
17:06permit me to introduce myself i am chief big bowl not only am i space chief and cavalry guide but
17:15movie star also perhaps you've seen me at a theater or fly-in near you let me get to the point
17:23i've just started my chief big bowl escort service to guide weary space travelers through these dangerous
17:29western territories safely hey yogi that's what we need for a little safety around here
17:35uh not too fast care bear uh these things cost uh mucho wampum i know what you're all thinking but hold on to your
17:44feathers the first three spaceships to sign up get one free escortion groovy man let's do it
17:56i love a parade
18:04what could possibly be on his mind
18:10yes jessica just as i said a posse of larmin disguised as space racers are headed toward your secret
18:17hideout right now oh yeah well i'll do them up just right for the scoop my pleasure partner
18:26us freaky people gotta stick together
18:31no problem guys all clear ahead
18:35thanks a lot chief
18:39adios little dripping sludge be seeing you in the movies
18:45i can't quite remember the film but i know i've seen them faces before
18:52we'll get an oscar for that performance sludgy now it's on to the finish line and the first prize
18:59dude ranch vacation oh please let me come think sorry sludgy
19:05but the answer is still no no you don't scare bear if uh if i didn't know better from chief big bull
19:12yeah i'd say this place was pretty dangerous i do know better and i still say it's dangerous
19:19quicker we get out of wet goulashes are safer i'll feel
19:23okay
19:30nobody's getting out of here alive that is oh i had a hunch something like this would happen
19:38i'll teach you lineman to mess with jessica james and her gang now dance no way i ain't dancing with no
19:45no space convict i said dance you bear okay already okay but let me leave you critters been
19:54lit as far as you're gonna go when i get the signal that boulder will fall and seal you in you mean
20:00we will be stuck in this space ravine forever along with the coyotes and space raccoon sharky
20:06space raccoon you heard her buford that's your cue
20:14oh your horses coming through that critter's crazy let's get out of here
20:20heading for home the fink is in the lead will that emperor of evil actually win
20:32what about the others back in the contrails yeah what about us and good captain good where did they
20:38disappear too i know but i'll get in trouble if i say so coming up on the finish it looks like the bink
20:46yes it's it's it's the galloping ghost
20:55well space fans that's it from west galoshes
20:57let's head down to the winner's circle where wendy rita and nugget nose are being given their prize
21:10two weeks vacation at mr funny's dude ranch can you believe this well i can't and i'm getting out of
21:20here you can't leave
21:50so
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