- 6 months ago
Winners: Phantom Phink and Sinister Sludge.
Prize: Being painted by a famous artist. Trouble: They were literally painted.
Guest stars: Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Grape Ape.
Prize: Being painted by a famous artist. Trouble: They were literally painted.
Guest stars: Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Grape Ape.
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00:00It's Bravo blasting in from deep space, racing from distant galaxies, it's Space Race!
00:30Rattar!
01:00From the remotest galaxies to the farthest star chains, pushing their strato cruisers past limits of sight and sound,
01:08the greatest raters of all time have gathered for the ultimate challenge, the space race.
01:17Today, we travel to the forgotten star chain, Solaris, down to the prehistoric planet Nebulonk,
01:24home of the Titan Tyrannosaur, and ferocious space apes.
01:37In from deep space, our racers are approaching Nebulonk right now, Yogi Bear and Scare Bear.
01:45Yay!
01:46Those goofy galaxy girls, Wendy and Rita, and their gold-sniffing pal, Nugget Nose.
02:07The Calvary Hound and Quackup, Shabberjaws and Buford,
02:12and those double-dealing doers of dirt, a phantom, fink, and sludge.
02:18He he he! You said it, pal-y!
02:25And space fans, the winner of today's exciting race
02:29will be painted by the brilliant portrait artist from Venus, Leonardo Linguini.
02:34The orange of the orange, the orange of the gem of the fish, the orange of the grouse.
02:39Now, down to planet Nebulonk, where the racers are in the starting gate.
02:43Who knows what prehistoric perils they'll encounter on the way to the finish line.
02:48Yeah, like, who cares when you're smarter than the average bears?
02:52Ain't he scared?
02:57Speak for yourself, Yogi. I care, I care!
03:00Oh, one thing about Buford, he sure comes to a race rusted up.
03:04Now, since I'll be riding lookout today, you better take the wheel, Quackup.
03:17Wee, wee, wee, wee, yeah, sure!
03:20Sure, got it!
03:22Sure!
03:25That Quackup, he sure can take an order.
03:29Prehistoric planet, Puppycock!
03:32I smell gold out there.
03:35Yee-hoo-ee!
03:38It sure smells good.
03:41Hold your horses, Nugget.
03:43That's just Wendy's Galaxy Gold Dust Perfume.
03:46It's part of my new plan to get Captain Good's attention.
03:50Uh, who wants it, that doggone goody-two-shoe bitch?
03:55And speaking of Captain Good, he's yet to arrive,
03:58which could mean a delay in blast-off.
04:01No way!
04:03That clean-cut good guy, Captain,
04:05is really me, the Phantom Fink.
04:08Hit it, Sludge.
04:11Sludge!
04:13Miss your cue again, Sludge,
04:15and you'll get catnip for dinner.
04:18Now hit the fake chain switch!
04:20Aye, aye, Captain.
04:22And don't call me Captain.
04:24You know how I hate those good guy names.
04:31Do-gooders rejoice!
04:32Evil-doers beware!
04:34Tis I, Captain Good,
04:36and my clean-cut companion in goodness,
04:38Lean Cat!
04:40Captain, Captain!
04:42Oh, Captain, Captain!
04:43Not now, Clean Cat!
04:45Mm-hmm!
04:46Rest assured out there in Spaceland,
04:49the Tile!
04:50Mm-hmm!
04:51Captain, Captain!
04:52I said not now,
04:54Bean Cat!
04:55Mm-hmm!
04:56Again, rest assured that I'll run a good race
04:59in the name of good manners,
05:01good sports,
05:02and good looks!
05:04And there they go!
05:12As our contestants blast off through Nebuloc's prehistoric marshes,
05:18it looks like Jabberjaw's Hydro Blaster is pulling in the lead.
05:22Okay, Buford.
05:23That's about a little tailwind.
05:25As they soar off into the lead,
05:34who knows what diabolical dangers Jabberjaw's and Buford will be the first to encounter.
05:40I know!
05:44And after a visit to my friends, the space apes,
05:47we'll have that flying fish grounded in no time.
05:51Now step on the gas, sludgy,
05:54and while you're at it, march!
05:58While our racers head off into the unchartered peril zones,
06:02here's another one of our award-winning space race biographies.
06:06Today's subject, Yogi Bear, Astronaut Extraordinaire.
06:11Early on in his career,
06:13Yogi recognized the complicated laws of space physics.
06:16Like, uh, what's ever up must come down.
06:24Delicious.
06:26While practicing in the zero-gravity chamber,
06:29Yogi learned to adjust his sleep cycle for maximum efficiency.
06:33There's no doubt that this brave space bear racer
06:38is smarter than the average bear.
06:42There's the space ape colony up ahead.
06:45I speak fluent monkey, you know.
06:47Watch how I address them in their native tongue.
06:50Or is it corned beef?
06:52Bologna?
06:53Well, not important.
06:54First...
06:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:04Hello, fiends!
07:05Ah, I mean friends!
07:06I mean friendly fiends!
07:08Or is it friendly friends?
07:10Or fi-oh, shucks, whatever it is!
07:12You all recognize me from the latest issue of Popular Superhero!
07:17Ong-o-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-ngo-
07:47What did you say?
07:49I told him the latest joke, Kitty.
07:52Thanks a lot, but seriously, little Unger people,
07:56I've just come from a meeting of Good Guys Anonymous
07:59to learn that these alien space spies are on their way here to Nebulok.
08:07My exact bonger sentiments.
08:09Now, be on your guard and remember, they're nasty.
08:13I hate to eat and run and do jokes,
08:15but I'm late for a sitting with Leonardo Leguini.
08:18Come, cat.
08:28See how easy life is, slutty?
08:31When you speak a foreign language?
08:33Ah, Leguini.
08:35Oh, don't be scared, Scare Bear,
08:37but me thinks I see a space ape colony there ahead.
08:42Who is scared? Me scared? No way.
08:45I'll run already. I'm scared.
08:52What's going on?
08:53Oh, skeletons! We're being attacked!
08:55Those cannonballs are forcing us down!
08:58We're landing in that tree village!
09:04Come and go!
09:05Nice!
09:06Intergalactic spies!
09:08Confess!
09:09What is your mission?
09:10Our only mission is to win the race!
09:12We're no spies!
09:14Alien lies!
09:15Hit it, boys!
09:16Unga, unga, unga, unga, unga, unga, unga, unga, unga, ca, ca, ca!
09:20Ew! It's the old jumping torture!
09:22What...
09:24They sure are a jumpy a bunch of critters!
09:27Ain't that the trulls...
09:29Un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, cha-cha-cha.
09:31Cut it!
09:32All right, spies.
09:33Will you confess?
09:35Uh, we ain't done nothing, you rape ship.
09:38Lies.
09:39Hit it, boys.
09:40Un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, cha-cha-cha.
09:43Hold it!
09:44Yeah, I never met a space safe yet who didn't like a good joke.
09:48Watch how I handle this, Scare Bear.
09:50Uh, fellas, uh, did you guys hear the one
09:53about the two gorillas from Texas who came to New York?
09:56Get this.
09:58Un-ga, bunga, gunga.
10:02What do you know?
10:04I guess they heard it.
10:05Un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, un-ga, cha-cha-cha.
10:08I'll beg those bouncing bungas.
10:11From my Wild West Medicine show,
10:13I got enough costumes to fool the flock of them space chimps.
10:17He-he-he-he-he-he.
10:19Oh, where is it?
10:21Oh, here it is.
10:23Watch him faint at my feminine charms.
10:28He-he-he-he-he.
10:33Yah-hoo!
10:34Weee-he-he-he-he-he!
10:36Fellers!
10:37Whoa-a-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
10:42Hey, you bouncing baboons!
10:44You're supposed to faint!
10:46Knock it off, Deng Blastard.
10:48Bless it. I ain't that kind of a woman.
10:50I ain't. Oh, never mind.
10:53Now we really have it.
10:55I can't take much more of this.
10:58Set me in shape.
10:59Oh, no.
11:00Will our poor contestants be bounced to bits
11:03by the Bunga Bunga Space Apes?
11:05Will that fiendish Phantom Pink race on to victory laughing?
11:12You'd better believe it.
11:14Laugh, sludge.
11:18Will Nugget Nose escape the romantic clutches
11:22of the prehistoric space apes?
11:25I told you monkeys, I ain't that kind of gal.
11:28See all this and more on the electrifying supercharged conclusion
11:33of today's space race.
11:38Welcome back, space fans,
11:40to the electrifying action-packed conclusion
11:43of today's space race.
11:48We last left our racers
11:52on the perilous prehistoric planet Nebulok.
11:55Prisoners, to be precise,
11:57of the Onga Bunga Space Apes.
12:00A bouncing breed of belligerent baboons.
12:03Onga Bunga, Onga Bunga, Onga Bunga,
12:05Cha-Cha-Cha.
12:06Yogi, Scare-Bear, Jabber-Jaws,
12:08Buford, Huck, Crack-Up, Wendy, Rita, and Nugget Nose
12:12sold out as spies by the Phantom Fink,
12:16that sinister sultan of skullduggery.
12:18While I race on to victory,
12:21they'll be bounced to bits, eh, sludge?
12:27While Nugget Nose attempted a disguise
12:29to throw the angry apes off the track,
12:32it only increased their Ong-ability.
12:35Woo-hoo!
12:37Shoo, beat it, you mixed-up monkeys!
12:40Shoo!
12:42For the last time, Earthling spies,
12:44do you confess?
12:46No way, Buster!
12:47We're not spies!
12:49Then suffer the consequences!
12:52Hit it!
12:52How much more torture
12:55can our friends possibly endure?
12:58Wait!
12:59Is it possible?
13:00In the distance,
13:01it's Grape Ape!
13:03Grape Ape!
13:04Grape Ape!
13:06Onga Bunga!
13:08In a rare guest appearance,
13:11that great, Grape Ape
13:12is rescuing our contestants!
13:15Grape Ape!
13:16Grape Ape!
13:16Thanks for the laughter,
13:22old Grape Buddy!
13:23It was getting pretty bumpy down there!
13:26Yes!
13:27I'll say!
13:27Let's get out of here
13:28before they turn on
13:29the Onga Bunga music again!
13:32Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
13:34Grape Ape!
13:37Grape Ape!
13:39Incredible!
13:40In a thrilling guest appearance,
13:42the great Grape Ape
13:43has snatched our racers
13:45from the jaws
13:46of certain doom!
13:50Like they say, sludge,
13:52if you want something done right,
13:54you gotta do it yourself!
13:57Grape Ape!
13:58Sludgy!
13:59Your voice is back!
14:01Yeah, do you like it?
14:02Do you like it?
14:03No!
14:04Oop!
14:05Hmm?
14:06Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:08Untap it, sludge!
14:10Mush!
14:11Mush!
14:13Titan Tyrannosaur territory!
14:16Come on, sludge!
14:17I think we can do business here!
14:19Woo-hoo!
14:21Woo-hoo!
14:22At last!
14:23A little respect!
14:24Letter well, Beaufort!
14:26Woo-hoo!
14:29Woo-hoo-hoo!
14:30Woo-hoo-hoo!
14:30Woo-hoo-hoo!
14:31Woo-hoo-hoo!
14:32Now, since we'll be coming
14:34into some mighty dangerous territory,
14:37you better keep a watch out quite up.
14:39Yes, sure, Captain Hook!
14:41Sure!
14:41Watch out!
14:42Woo!
14:43Yes, sir!
14:44Watch this out!
14:45Woo-hoo-hoo!
14:46Woo-hoo-hoo!
14:47Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
14:49Hold on, Scare Bear!
14:51Like, yeah, we're coming
14:52into a little turbo-turbulence!
14:55I'm holding!
14:56I'm holding!
14:57And watch that turbo stop!
15:00Noggy, what are you doing up there?
15:02Didn't I tell you to keep a lookout?
15:05Oh, I'm practicing my pose
15:07for the first prize portrait!
15:08I've got to powder my nose!
15:11Hee-hee-hee!
15:12Now that's purdy!
15:17You'd better powder up your engines,
15:20not your nose, nugget!
15:22Nose!
15:23If my memory serves me right,
15:28that great volcano over there
15:30is the home of the terrible titan,
15:33Tyrannosaur!
15:34What possible diabolic dealings
15:36could the fink have in mind there?
15:38Now stick your head down there, sludge,
15:40and see if he's in!
15:41I don't see no dinosaur!
15:50Again, again!
15:51And so are we, sluddy!
15:53Like Flint!
15:55Yeah, well, what do you know?
15:56It's good ol' Captain Good!
15:58Hee-hee!
15:59Indeed it is!
16:00I've come to invite you
16:01to my neat-o-groovy
16:02right-on Fourth of July party!
16:05It's going to be a real blast!
16:08Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
16:11A Fourth of July party,
16:13and it's not even July!
16:15No!
16:16Sounds great!
16:17As long as it's not a fish fry!
16:19Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!
16:21I wonder if any cute guys will be there!
16:24Who cares?
16:24As long as Captain Good is!
16:27Oh, please, Rita!
16:28You'll make me blush!
16:30Last one to the volcano
16:32is a rotten egg!
16:34Go, Yogi, go!
16:35I don't like rotten eggs!
16:38Well, team, here we are!
16:42Wow!
16:43It looks like the joint
16:44is really cooking!
16:45Take it from me!
16:47It certainly is!
16:49Fourth of July party, eh?
16:51Looks kind of sishy to me!
16:53Go right in, guys!
16:54Things are just firing up!
16:58Yay!
16:59First dibs on the marshmallows!
17:02Wait for me, Yogi!
17:03Wait up!
17:08So long, suckers!
17:18Now I'll win for sure!
17:23Great balls of fire!
17:25Why, that's no Fourth of July party!
17:27That's the Forbidden Volcano!
17:29Home of the Titan Tyrannosaur!
17:31You can say that again!
17:33Help!
17:35I think I will!
17:37Help!
17:38When I said I don't go to fish fries,
17:40that goes for fricassees, too!
17:42Come on, Duford!
17:47There's no party in here!
17:48Let's beat it!
17:50But what if Captain Good's inside?
17:52Should we wait?
17:53Wait, nothing!
17:54This place is too dangerous for a ghost!
18:00You want to know something?
18:02I think we got the wrong party!
18:19Step on it, Yogi!
18:20I'm in a hot seat!
18:23Raaaaa!
18:25Ow, dude, that's hot!
18:28The Tyrannosaur is closing in on them!
18:31Why don't they pull up?
18:33Because there's meteor clouds up there,
18:35you knuckle-nosed ninny!
18:37He's right!
18:38Oh, no!
18:39Now what will they do?
18:41Meteor clouds above
18:42and the Titan Tyrannosaur behind!
18:45Oh, what do you know?
18:50It's a meteor shower!
18:52Shower?
18:53All I need now is a shave
18:54and I'll be ready for a guy going to town!
18:58Shower nothing?
19:00Those meteors are radioactive!
19:02In that cave village!
19:03Quick, Rita!
19:04It knows knows!
19:06Follow me!
19:07Yee-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
19:09Shelter in a cave village!
19:22But what about the race?
19:23The race is mine!
19:25Ha-ha-ha!
19:26I'm so happy, sludge!
19:28I'll even let you sit
19:29in my Linguini portrait!
19:33Back in your seat, sludge!
19:34I said sit, not jump!
19:37It seems the racers
19:40are trapped inside the cave village!
19:42Can they find their way out?
19:44Like I was telling you guys,
19:46it's straight down the road!
19:48Turn left at the second pterodactyl stamp
19:50and you're right at the finish line!
19:52Oh, thanks a lot, Fred!
19:54You heard the man, Buford!
19:55Hit it!
19:56Oh, say, uh, Fred,
20:11how do you know so much
20:12about directions up here on Nebula Lock?
20:14You seen one cave village,
20:16Barn?
20:16You seen them all!
20:18Incredible!
20:19A rare guest appearance
20:21by Fred Flintstone
20:23and Barney Rubble!
20:24Imagine traveling all the way
20:26from bedrock
20:27to outer space!
20:29To see the space race,
20:31I wouldn't have missed it
20:32for the world!
20:33Ha-ha-ha!
20:34Uh, me neither!
20:36I hope Betty doesn't find out!
20:38The racers are coming up
20:39on the finish!
20:40Pink's in the lead!
20:41The others are closing fast!
20:43Go, fabulous fink!
20:52Go, go, go!
20:54It's gonna be close
20:55and at the finish,
20:57it's the fink!
21:01Ha-ha!
21:02I knew I could do it!
21:03Now for my cry!
21:05Here's today's winners,
21:16Phantom Fink and Sludge,
21:18about to be painted
21:19by that famous artist,
21:21Leonardo Linguini!
21:23Messieurs,
21:23would you please
21:24hold that pose?
21:26Yuck!
21:32I knew I should have stayed
21:33at the 4th of July party!
21:35There!
21:37And there you got it!
21:39See you all next week
21:40in another faraway galaxy
21:42for another
21:43super colossal space race!
21:49Sludge!
21:50Get the paint grab over!
21:52Quickly!
21:53Quickly!
21:53Quickly!
21:53Quickly!
21:54Quickly!
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