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Phink deploys a Diabolical Doomsday Device, which swirls the other contestants into a gargantuan whirlpool.
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00:00It's travel blasting in from deep space, racing from distant galaxies, it's Space Race!
00:30Right on!
01:00In the farthest regions of deep space, there exists a zone so dangerous and mystery-laden that neither man nor beast dare enter.
01:09Those few spaceships who have strayed inside have never been heard from again.
01:13Its name, the Borealis Triangle.
01:16And this is the Space Race!
01:18Yes, Space fans, it's time once again for the undiluted, non-polluted, convoluted excitement of Space Race!
01:25Yes, Spaceys, you can say that again!
01:31Today, in another Space Race, we'll travel to the Borealis Triangle, a vast, vast territory governed by strange occurrences and bizarre happenings.
01:44The course for today's race circles the peril-filled parameter, with the winner receiving a blow-your-mind, snap-crackle-pop prize!
01:57A starring role in a glamorous Hollywood film!
02:00Without further ado, let's introduce that do-gooder of do-gooders, Captain Good!
02:08Already in the lead!
02:10Hollywood!
02:11Trolly-dee-lady-lou-dee Hollywood!
02:14Yes, it's the...
02:15White and steel!
02:17Bonjour!
02:18Hello!
02:19What's happening, baby?
02:20Tell us, great captain, are you frightened to be racing around the infamous Borealis Triangle?
02:25No way!
02:27Captain Good's here's neither man, beast, nor trainer!
02:31In second place is the gubapin ghost rocket!
02:34Hang on, gals!
02:35This shit's going straight to Hollywood!
02:38If we can just catch Captain Good, I'll finally be a star!
02:42If we can just catch Captain Good, who cares about being a star?
02:46Look at Jabberjaw and Buford cruising along so effortlessly!
02:50There's something fishy going on here!
02:53You can say that again! This is called having friends in high places!
03:00Cummins to flying fish!
03:02The Jabberjaw's rocket is being towed by a regappa of flying space fish!
03:06We'll have to get a ruling on that for our official computer!
03:09I'm not quite sure if it's legal!
03:15A Jabberjaw's rocket auxiliary power is legal!
03:21Is legal!
03:22Tied for third place, flying just above Jabberjaw's and Buford is that smarter-than-average Yogi rocket!
03:29Sorry, Scarebear, but there's no dead weight on a no-filled flight!
03:34Man, I don't fly economy!
03:36I'm a first-class bear!
03:37I'm a first-class bear!
03:39Oh, his boss is on game!
03:41Focus, you!
03:43And way at the back, a Huckleberry Hound and Quacker!
03:46You know, as long as you stay outside the Triangle, this place don't seem too dangerous!
03:58I think...
03:59It's strange, but there's no sign of the Phantom Pink and Sludge anywhere!
04:04I wonder if even he got scared by the Triangle!
04:10Me thinks not!
04:11Me thinks not!
04:12He-he-he-he-he-he!
04:13Nobody knows it, but that Green Pop Captain is really me!
04:21Phantom Pink!
04:22I know it, and I'm a nobody!
04:24Stop me up, you twit!
04:26It's time for a shady shortcut to send those space-raising squares into the Triangle!
04:32Squares and detrosionals?
04:33Quiet, Sludgy!
04:34And start raising these space cones!
04:38After I send those racing clowns over to Mad Professor Lora, there'll be one thing!
04:44I'm a nobody!
04:46I'm a nobody!
04:47Stop me up, you twit!
04:49It's time for a shady shortcut to send those space-raising squares into the Triangle!
04:53It'll be washed up in a wicked galaxy whirlpool!
04:57He-he-he-he-he-he!
04:58Whirl, whirl!
05:00After this shady cow, the first-place prize will be mine!
05:04It'll be Lights, Camera, Pink!
05:08Oh yeah, can I come too?
05:09I just love Hollywood!
05:11All those foxy poodles!
05:13Oh!
05:14Sorry, Sludgy, but no dogs in the movies!
05:17What's the matter with him?
05:19Didn't he see Benji?
05:20Holy hypotenuse!
05:21Holy hypotenuse!
05:22The racers are heading off course right into the Triangle!
05:25Do they possibly know where they're going?
05:27It's dangerous in there!
05:29Quick, Sludgy!
05:30Push the change button!
05:31Look!
05:32It's Captain Good at the end of the detour!
05:35Phew!
05:36I was worried for a moment, but with him there, I'm sure everything must be alright!
05:42Fear not, friends!
05:43That's right, home viewer!
05:44Fear not!
05:45Tis I, Captain Good, and my keen cat, clean cat!
05:50This is no ordinary detour!
05:51No, this is a guaranteed Captain Good good-nated short cat!
05:53It's guaranteed, alright!
05:54Now, toodaloo, and head on through!
05:55That's a rhyme!
05:56You know, if Captain Good keeps up like this, he's gonna find himself promoted to general
06:03in no time!
06:04I knew it would work, Sludgy!
06:05It runs straight into mad Professor Porter!
06:06His frozen fuel Penegra is fouling the formation!
06:07Oh, look!
06:08Let me...
06:09Oh, let me see!
06:10Let me see!
06:11Oh, let me see!
06:12Let me see!
06:13Let me see!
06:14Oh!
06:15Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:20Oh!
06:21Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:23Oh!
06:24Oh!
06:25Oh!
06:26Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:29Oh!
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:32Oh!
06:33Oh!
06:34Let's go of my penacular, Snatch!
06:36You can see it on instant replay!
06:39Oh!
06:40Oh!
06:41But I like this jog Reed better!
06:43Shh!
06:44Heavens to witchcraft…
06:45Mad Professor statistics has sent a Fiendish Freeze Ray to follow the Raster's
06:52fuel line!
06:53Don't say!
06:54You wanna know something?
06:56With all that squir theatre of them, you'll get a mite nervous!
07:00Oh, sir!
07:01I kinda like it better when it was squirterin'!
07:03What do you know? It's an energy crisis.
07:06Do something, Yogi. I'm so cold.
07:09Well, at least he'll keep us cool when I tell him we're gonna crash.
07:13Crash? Did you have to say that? Oh, you make me so mad.
07:21Peter, look up above. How can I if I don't have my glasses?
07:25Well, I can, and I don't like what I see.
07:28Bad Professor Bora.
07:38Oh, no. Will our calibrators perilously plummet to planetary plunder?
07:43You said it, Mutsamount.
07:45I don't know why he's laughing. His fuel line goes up, too.
07:49Sludge, we're falling. We'll be smashed to smiddle rings.
07:53Do something, Finky.
07:58Holy superheroes. It's Captain Good himself.
08:02Captain Good?
08:04It's one of his famous five-star surprise rescues.
08:08It is? I mean...
08:10Oh, yes, it is. And it will be a doozy.
08:14Kevin's two headlines. I can't wait to see what's coming.
08:18No pictures, please.
08:19Well, maybe just a few snapshots for back home.
08:22It just so happens I brought with me my Captain Good Good Guy Gadget Badget Badget Bag.
08:32With one spritz of my deluxe superhero defroster spray.
08:36Quick, Captain Good. I'm falling.
08:39Patience, patience, Scare Bear.
08:41Rome wasn't built in a day, you know.
08:43Let's see here. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you.
08:47One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One for you. One
09:17that's better i feel like a new pink buckle up sludgy there's more than one way to get to
09:27hollywood i usually take the freeway unless it's rush hour and there's a lot of traffic
09:33then i just take the bus of course you can always worry you knock it off sludge i told
09:38you before you're not coming oh couldn't i just get a screen test maybe
09:44heavens to comebacks is that the pink already caught up with the rest of the pack
09:53enough fooling around it's time for the ultimate weapon the diabolical doomsday device of dr doom
10:01a diabolical doomsday device oh no is it possible even the pink wouldn't stoop so low
10:08don't bet on it sorry tonic i'll do anything to go to hollywood i'll do anything to be classy
10:17oh no will the pink really employ the diabolical doomsday device will he go on to victory and win
10:32the prize trip to hollywood does inquiry impact rule find these answers and more
10:39when we return to the borealis triangle for the electrifying big fan conclusion of today's space race
10:47grease up your galaxy gyroscopes and tune in your terrestrial telescopes yes space dots it's the
10:54moment you've been waiting for the high speed blow your mind second half of the wild boss groovy and
11:01et cetera space race today's race circles the parameter of the mysterious orbiting borealis triangle
11:08a taboo territory of unexplained occurrences when we last left our brave racers they had been
11:16rottenly rerouted of course of course into the forbidden interior of the triangle by who you ask
11:23the wind howls who else but that demon of diabolical doings the phantom fink and his cockamamie cohort in
11:31crime sludge you can call me just slide yes skunked by phantom fink and just sludge they plunged into
11:40the borealis interior will they ever come out alive what do you know yeah we've been skunked you can say
11:48that again oh i'm so scared to pieces and remember spaces today's winner goes straight to hollywood
11:57or a starring role in a major film oh i wish it were not but that phantom fink and sludge are zooming
12:05along in first place
12:06first place is the only place for the fink and after my victory today i'm going straight to
12:15hollywood oh me too me too it'll be so groovy i can leave my paw press maybe a little doggy bone
12:23outside the chinese theater stop mumbling shrudge and keep an eye out for dr doom we need this
12:30diabolical doomsday device to sew this race up oh well i got a sewing machine in the trunk it would
12:36really help and i'm great at stitching in the center of the triangle it looks like the jabber jaws and
12:42buford rocket is ahead of the pack hey buford i've come up with a new chair to boost morale here on the
12:48rocket oh just watch give me an r r give me an e d give me a mess p e c t and what does it spell
12:58what does it spell
13:03just what i thought it spells no respect
13:07meanwhile deep in the heart of the triangle an evil encounter was taking place in dr doom's
13:17sinister space palace how dare you approach the sinister space palace of dr doom without an appointment
13:26excuse me your doom ship but i wouldn't have come if it wasn't an emergency let me present my
13:33credentials lifetime member and bad standing of the intergalactic brotherhood of finks creeps and
13:40double crossers local 282 in that case what can i do to help you these renegade rockets have entered your
13:49triangle you must stop them for me i'm gonna be on bowling for milk bones next week oops i've heard tell of
13:57you're
14:00diabolical doom device no problem consider it doomed i mean done i mean taken care of
14:08thank you your doom ship and as a token of my appreciation please take this phantom thick motor
14:20rooter not only is it good for clearing stop the pipes but it'll cause whirlpools tornadoes hurricanes
14:26and sundry disasters
14:28you want to know something quaker this triangle seems a might peaceful to me
14:36now who could imagine strange things going on here
14:40wait wait wait who i want you to see now anyway
14:42who uh who's who
14:44we'll show those clowns who speak they're approaching dr gloom's palace now once he turns
14:56on his diabolical doom device they'll disintegrate into nothing
15:01love it oh can i look can i can i i've never seen a diabolical doom
15:08good things for it be terrific let's go of my periscope sludgy before it enters away
15:14like i told you before you can see it on instant replay
15:18oh but i don't like instant replays i want to watch on the periscope
15:23if my calculations are correct we'll be safely stabilizing into first place in exactly five seconds
15:30wendy when are your calculations ever correct nothing's safe in the borealis triangle this place is
15:37stranger than captain good's teeth three four five
15:43hang on she's done it again every time you get to brainstorm i end up with a headache
15:53well wendy at least you got the timing right
15:58our racers are being sucked into a giant space whirlpool
16:02it looks like certain doom ah don't be scared but uh i think we're washed up don't be scared
16:10don't you know my name i'm a scared bear
16:16look sludgy they're being squirreled up into marsh
16:21it's just like the good old days marsh how can i see i gotta wait for the replay
16:29instance this is horrible the only five i've seen such havoc before
16:34it was caused by a phantom fake muto router
16:41even the fix being drawn into this whirlpool so it couldn't be coming from his bag of dirty tricks
16:47i wonder if i forgot to pay my union dues heavens to horribleness is there no justice in space will our
16:55racers be smashed to cosmic breadcrumbs don't say those things i'm a space coward
17:03smudgy we're being sucked into the space whirlpool do you have any last words can i have the parent go
17:15where is the only man that can prevent this dastardly design that great guardian of goodness captain
17:21good
17:25good
17:27i knew there was a way out good thing i had my radio on
17:28push the change button
17:31let me see the periscope next time okay
17:40heavens to happy endings and speak of the captain
17:43it's none other than that cosmic commander of courage captain good ta-da himself you said it
17:50ta-da medial mouth
17:54do that ta-da indeed captain good is here
17:59other boy captain good your horse of course i am did you think i was an employee there's only one way
18:06to add with a space whirlpool
18:08shine clean cap
18:10i don't know you mean you don't know yourself oh great captain do you think i'd be in this position
18:17if i did planetary plunder well space fans that looks like the end of the road for today's space
18:23race not to mention the space racers themselves and the rest of the series
18:28in the road nothing not with nugget nose around what are you gonna do now okay yes
18:34snuggie what are you gonna do pray town with my two-part whirlpool diffuser confuser
18:40i'll suck it to that whirlpool in no-town
18:43suck it to a nugget nose
18:46go away
18:51eat your heart out
18:57i don't know what he's so happy about
19:19very nice place
19:26good thinking sludge now do something pinky so i can win and go to holywood
19:32he only loves me when he wants a favor if we win can you get me a date with benji's sister
19:39hold this one off city and i'll get you a date with raquel welch's sister
19:44how about raquel welch
19:46oh now for part two gal when i unquirk this bottle we'll have the hardest engine this side of the
19:53little dipper did you hear that sludge
20:02it's the fink coming up on the finish and he's passing everyone
20:06hinkering forever
20:10hallelujah hollywood
20:11coming out of the triangle across the finish it's the fink and just sludge
20:16yay
20:18yay
20:22yay
20:23well that's it for today
20:35let's look to hollywood to see today's winners on the road to stardom
20:39come in phantom think and sludge
20:44starring in cecil b schlemiel's production revenge of the vikings with jane plain irving crane david
20:50drain and the wonder dog shane now remember you two are the last surviving vikings and you're
20:57making a last stand against the invading barbarians no problem mr schlemiel very good
21:05lights
21:05lights
21:06camera
21:06action
21:13cut
21:13rip
21:14next time sludge
21:16read the script before you say yes
21:19watch
21:21the next slide
21:22looks like
21:23i'll stay
21:24let's play
21:24watch
21:25next time
21:28um
21:28when i saw
21:29uh
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