00:30You may be faster on foot, but I invented these things.
00:38It's not bad.
00:41My turn.
00:42Wow.
00:43That was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
00:48Really?
00:49You look cool even when you're making a complete fool of yourself.
00:59Alright, load him up.
01:02Hurry up and nobody gets hurt.
01:07Whoa, we gotta stop those jerks.
01:11What's going on here?
01:14These delightful young men were just ransacking our poor village and taking all our possessions.
01:20They probably need them more than we do, being bandits living on the land and all.
01:24Yeah, so back off, blue guy.
01:27This is what we do.
01:29Oh, yeah?
01:30Well, this is what we do.
01:42This isn't over.
01:43I spoke too soon!
01:47Thank you, strange travelers.
01:49You've saved us gogobas from the scourge of weasel bandits and scattered all our belongings
01:54carelessly across the dirt.
01:56Sorry.
01:57I'll help pick them up.
01:58Oh, no.
01:59We wouldn't want to trouble you.
02:00I'll do it myself.
02:01It probably won't cause my chronic back pain to flare up too much.
02:06Oh!
02:07Oh!
02:08Oh, don't worry about her.
02:11She'll pass out from the pain soon.
02:13In the meantime, the rest of us will throw our valiant heroes a victory feast.
02:18Well, thanks, but we really gotta...
02:23Oh, it's okay.
02:25We know how busy you are.
02:26Within a few months, this will turn into compost, and we'll be able to grow new food to eat.
02:31Well, I guess we could stay for a quick bite.
02:34Wonderful!
02:47Aren't you guys gonna eat?
02:49Oh, no.
02:50We'd much rather watch you enjoy your food.
02:53That's the only nourishment we need.
02:57That was a growl of joy.
02:59These gogobas are so nice.
03:01Yeah, so why do I feel so terrible?
03:04We gotta get out of here.
03:07Uh, that was really delicious.
03:09We loved it.
03:10Loved, loved, loved it, but we should probably get going.
03:16Of course, of course.
03:18Why would you want to stay with us after we made you this incredible meal?
03:22No, we do want to stay.
03:24It's just that...
03:25Wonderful!
03:26Allow us to prepare your accommodations.
03:34Fetch our new friends the finest, softest blankets in the village.
03:41Maybe this won't be so bad.
03:43The children in the nursery can huddle together for warmth.
03:47Aw.
03:52Hey, the gogobas are finally gone.
03:54Let's sneak out of here.
04:00Can we get you something?
04:03Whoa, where did you come from?
04:05We thought everyone was asleep.
04:06How could we sleep when we've got guests to take care of?
04:10Actually, it's guests of whom to take care...
04:14We can't sleep.
04:15Of whom?
04:16We really should be on our way.
04:18Go, go. We'll be fine.
04:21Until the next inevitable bandit attack.
04:24It's okay.
04:25Just promise someday you'll come back and visit.
04:28The smoking crater where our village used to be.
04:35Wait!
04:37I got heirloom tomatoes and some really nice pastrami.
04:40I'll pack your sandwiches.
04:44Tails, these guys are nuts.
04:46We gotta get out of here.
04:48But how? We're stuck here as long as there's a threat from those bandits.
04:51That's it.
04:52If we can create a defense system for the village, the gogobas will be safe and we can leave.
04:57Yeah, but what if I'm right and they're just nuts?
04:59That's a chance I'm willing to take.
05:15Gogoba Village, allow us to present your new state-of-the-art defense system.
05:20You no longer need us to protect you from invaders.
05:22And the best part is, it's totally foolproof.
05:25Goodbye, friends.
05:32Oh, come on.
05:33Seriously?
05:34I'm so sorry. I wish I had a better excuse.
05:38But it's hard to concentrate while all the blood is rushing to my head.
05:42We'll just hang here until we go numb.
05:44Then our bodies will reflect our emotional state.
05:48We can totally fight Eggman or bandits, but how do we fight guilt?
05:53With more guilt.
05:56Follow my lead.
05:59Hey, uh, Chief? It's been great and all, but unfortunately, we have to go now.
06:03But we haven't finished stitching your friendship quilt.
06:13All right, well, we could stay, but our plants back at home.
06:24I mean, without us there to water them...
06:26Ah, well, I suppose it's their own fault for being plants.
06:31No, you have to go.
06:33Far be it from us to let the well-being of our entire society
06:37hold you back from watering your precious house plants.
06:43No, your well-being is much more important.
06:46I mean, if the plants need water so badly,
06:49they can walk to the kitchen and get it themselves.
06:56Oh, no, we've just met.
06:58But you've known your plants for a long time.
07:00Go to them. We'll be fine.
07:04Us.
07:09Us.
07:10But in all that time, the plants have never given us anything,
07:14except oxygen.
07:16And nutrition.
07:20Us.
07:29All right, you win. We can't keep you here.
07:32You should go.
07:33Seriously?
07:34Yeah, go. Leave us.
07:36Goodbye forever.
07:37Hey, thanks for everything, Chief.
07:41Call to let us know you made it home okay.
07:43Otherwise, we'll just sit here and worry.
07:51I thought we'd never get out of there.
07:54Well, at least we're finally back home.
07:57Welcome home!
08:02We had to let ourselves in, since you don't have a door.
08:05Or any cold beverages or snacks.
08:08But don't worry. We made do.
08:11What are you doing here?
08:13We figured that if we were here, you could keep protecting us.
08:16And in exchange, we can water those house plants of yours.
08:19Where are those, by the way?
08:21And that's not all we've done for you.
08:24We opened all your mail.
08:26And we uncanned all your food.
08:29Next, we'll check all your messages.
08:32Gimme that!
08:33You have four messages.
08:36Hey, Sonic. It's Dr. Eggman.
08:38Just so you know, I'm planning to blow up the dam this Sunday.
08:41Hope to see you there.
08:42Not that you can stop me.
08:46Hey, I'm here at the dam. Just waiting on you now.
08:49Gonna blow it up any second now.
08:51Thought you wouldn't want to miss it.
08:52Oh, sorry. Butt dial.
08:54Didn't mean to call you.
08:55All right, it was a trick. I was gonna ambush you.
08:58You didn't even have the decency to show up.
09:00That's really rude, Sonic.
09:02Wow. That guy can't take a hint.
09:09Well, well. Look who it is.
09:11Mr. I-don't-have-time-to-show-up-to-Dr. Eggman's ambush.
09:15This is a really bad time, Egghead.
09:17No problem. I'll come back later when you're ready.
09:20Just kidding. Robots, attack!
09:28Help me. It's really hard to slow. Would you mind?
09:34Oh, pardon me. I didn't mean to get in the way of your deranged evil rampage.
09:40Out of the way!
09:44This isn't working. We can't keep fighting around these gogobas.
09:47Maybe we should fight over them.
09:51That's what I'm talking about.
09:59Take that!
10:12You gotta be kidding me!
10:14I suppose it was our own fault for being in the way.
10:17Yeah. You know what? It was your fault. I usually win these things.
10:21Hey, are you trying to steal our new teammates?
10:23New teammates?
10:24Yeah. We couldn't have won this battle without the gogobas.
10:27And if they joined up with you, it'd be like you won this battle. You'd be unstoppable.
10:31Yeah. I would, wouldn't I?
10:33We wish to stay with our protector, Sonic.
10:36Fine. Let poor Eggman suffer the humiliation of defeat after defeat, even though you can help him.
10:41Well...
10:42Come on, crony! What's an evil genius have to do to get you to switch sides?
10:46We pretty much bend a knee to the nearest tyrant who wants to enslave us.
10:50Done and done. Follow me.
10:52So long, losers!
10:54March in unison, please.
10:56I like organized followers.
11:02Hey, do you have any unsalted butter?
11:04It's not a problem if you don't.
11:06I'll just have an allergic reaction that'll make me smell like feet.
11:09But don't worry about it.
11:20To be continued...
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