00:00Oh
00:23That is so true
00:30Everything okay, nothing a little solder and a kind word couldn't fix not you you idiot
00:36I feel better already quit clanking your bolts
00:39I'm chatting with my new buddy who unlike you is very intelligent
00:44Hey, you told me you forgot the Wi-Fi password were you also lying when you said?
00:51Cartoons would run our head
00:53think
00:55boxes
00:57Terminators meet my hopelessly incompetent robots wave at him
01:02Pathetic
01:21I'm sick of being unappreciated. It's time to venture out on our own
01:26Yeah, can we venture out on our own together, of course, we'll make new friends
01:35Motobug stay strong
01:37Titanium be but keep buzzing the good buzz and robot crab see a doctor before that thing spreads a
01:45Real doctor not dr. Eggman
01:48So I said reprogram you
01:51You
01:53That story gets funnier every time you tell it I know right
01:58Oh before I forget I want to show you the schematics for the new lair defense system prepare to be impressed
02:05Goodbye, boss. We're leaving. Don't try to talk us out of it. Huh? No, I'm fine
02:10No lunch for me. So, uh, where were we? Oh, it's all controlled from the central hub
02:15I painted the access panel purple. You think it's too much
02:21Hey
02:22Dudes, what are you two doing here? We're hoping for service despite the fact that we have neither shoes nor shirt
02:29What's Eggman up to? Oh, we're done with Eggman. I swear
02:33We'll prove it by revealing something Eggman wouldn't want you to know. Yeah, let's see
02:38He sleeps with an evil nightlight. He sings in the shower. There's a hole in the lairs defenses below up. He's bald
02:45They're telling the truth I knew about that hole in the lairs defenses and I knew he was bald
02:50All right, you guys can stay. Yes, so who's up for charades?
02:57No, oh that reminds me I gotta chop my arm off
03:04Sonic you forgot your axe. I
03:08Have to go build traps for when you ultimately betray us all
03:12Sorry guys, I've got to go think of an excuse not to hang out with you
03:32Oh
03:33Look at the time. I gotta go do something somewhere else. What shall we do in your absence?
03:38Yeah, and what are we gonna do when you're gone?
03:42Try this video game
03:44You run roll and collect rings as fast as you can. Oh, that sounds terrible
04:01Rock donut Thursday
04:03I
04:08Win rock smashes donut. Oh, no donut makes rock delicious
04:19Virus detected virus detected
04:33You
04:46Were right I did need an evil nap. No, we've got to go warn. Dr. Eggman
04:54Dr. Eggman
05:00Dr. Eggman your friend is evil. Yeah, so am I goes with the territory of being an evil genius?
05:07He's plotting against you and he stole your coffee mug, which I then found and I'm not lying about right now
05:15Who fired my laser?
05:18Your
05:21Underlings are correct. You should never have trusted me now. I've taken complete control of your lair, but I love my lair
05:28It's where I do all my lair things. Your world is so illogical so messy
05:34I'm eliminating all life forms and I'm using your tech to do it
05:41Robot crab I told you to see a doctor now. You've got pink eye, too
05:47Oh
05:55Wait, come back. I'm in a vulnerable emotional state
06:06Enabled virus has taken control of Eggman's lair and is about to destroy the entire world. And why should we believe you?
06:17Ah
06:39So many of these things are there too many we need to go directly after the virus you mean like a cyber attack
06:44I can do that for my computer pull them off as long as you can
06:51Yeah, and no slacking I'll be back to check on you when the battle's over
06:58I've got mail and you're the smart one
07:01It's no good. I can't neutralize the virus from outside your firewall
07:06We need to get inside the computer, but there's no way to do that. There is if you have an artificial brain
07:13They're artificial but they don't have a brain between them
07:20Is this massage Swedish or deep-circuit Oh Shiatsu
07:43Oh Cuba, might I say you look dashing in 16-bit actually, it's 17-bit
07:59Next time you should be more careful. That wasn't funny the first 67 times you said it
08:06Next time he should crab more careful. Okay. Now you're just trying to annoy me
08:12You thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah, what if the princess is in another castle get in the plane
08:42Oh
09:12I
09:35Ain't fighting him neither am I
09:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha
09:41Rock donut Thursday rock donut Thursday shoot. I win don't answer hot price on Thursday
09:50No, the donut stores closed on Thursday
09:55This game it makes no sense
10:02Rock donut Thursday shoot rock smashes Thursday
10:07You can't use Thursday. It's not an object. Oh nice move, but you forgot about leap year
10:14logical reasoning impossible game
10:16incredibly stupid too stupid
10:19Error
10:34Once again, I've led us to victory. Hey, there's no I in multiplayer
10:40So
10:47I guess we should fight. Ah, I'm all fight it out
10:52Me too. I'm going home to prepare a new diabolical plan while you give me a sponge bath
10:59As for you, I will destroy you
11:03Let's see
11:05How about next week does next week work for you?
11:09Yeah, I'm open great destroy you then
11:35You
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