00:00Welcome to the program. Here we are in the Peruvian jungle in the rainforest of the Amazon.
00:11I need you to be quiet now as there's a very rare species of ginger gorilla living in this terrain.
00:23I think it's only very rarely seen by any man.
00:28If you're just quiet enough.
00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I can see tracks.
00:35Yes, definitely tracks.
00:39Shhh. Quiet or you'll scare it off.
00:45Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's get through the bush.
00:48Hang on a second. Wait a minute.
00:50Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:55There's a very good chance that it's around here somewhere.
00:58I can see foot tracks and I can see droppings.
01:05And it's definitely the great ginger gorilla of the Peruvian rainforests.
01:11Let's go through this bush.
01:13Quiet a sec, quiet a sec, quiet, quiet.
01:18Aha, aha. I think I can see a cave there.
01:21That's definitely ginger monkey, ginger gorilla terrain.
01:26They do live in caves and they're very seldom seen.
01:30They only come out normally at, well, towards dusk.
01:33You know, to try and gather some food together to take back.
01:36Wait a minute, quiet. Shhh. Quiet now, quiet now.
01:41Aha.
01:45Just scan the area.
01:48Shhh. I think I can hear one.
01:50I hear a sound. Shhh, shhh, shhh.
01:53Yes, yes, yes, yes. I think there's one.
01:55I think there's, oh, oh no, it's just edgy run.
02:01It's just edgy run. Okay, okay, okay.
02:05Ginger booger.
02:07Yeah, well, yeah, well.
02:10I've had a fuck of this today, man.
02:13You know what I mean? I'm up to my knees in fucking, you know, everything, man.
02:19Bramble, ferns, everything you can think of, man.
02:25And edgy run over there, you know, lurking around in the cave there.
02:29Ginger booger.
02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
02:36Fuck this, man. Look at it, man. Fucking stupid bellend.
02:42He's fixing to chop this down with a fucking edge trimmer, man.
02:46Bellend.
02:50Big fucking hole there, man.
02:52Oh, look.
02:54I managed to chop that down. I'm not doing no more, man.
02:56This is fucking ridiculous. It's beyond fucking, it's beyond humanity, man.
03:02I just think, you know what I mean, he's taking the mic now, man.
03:04You know what I mean? This has just got to be a piss take, man.
03:06I'm going to...
03:07No, it's not. Okay.
03:09Okay. He really wants me to do it, then. Okay.
03:11Well, I'm not.
03:13I'm just going to sit on my bum bag all the rest of the day now,
03:17smoking myself into oblivion, man.
03:20And he can go and fuck off the butt crack.
03:24Fuck's sake.
03:26Yeah, well, if he thinks I'm fucking, been taking him for a fucking mug,
03:30he's going to think I'm in the butt hole.
03:32Butt hole.
03:33Bum bag.
03:36Look at it, man.
03:38He's asked me to do this, man.
03:40Without discrimination, man.
03:44I'm not doing it.
03:45No, I'm off home now.
03:47Fuck it, I'm going to smoke my fucking, my fucking back of the stick.
03:51I'm going to venture to the bus.
03:53I'm fucking, I've had it.
03:55I'm done, man.
03:56I can see now why I retired five months ago, man,
03:59because it was like this every single fucking time with him, man.
04:03You know what I mean?
04:05How the fuck he managed to drag me back into this crap, I'll never know, man.
04:12It's just not worth the aggravation, man.
04:14You know what I mean?
04:15It's just, I got the shit day in, day out, man.
04:19He's on about finishes today now.
04:21Got to fucking up his bungalow in Newport tomorrow now.
04:24More fucking garden fucking up to the fucking ceiling, man.
04:27Fuck off.
04:28I ain't doing it.
04:29Fuck that shit.
04:32Oh, fuck it, man.
04:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:35This is not happening.
04:36Fuck me.
04:37Oh, fuck it.
04:38Let's go and have a fucking back of stick.
04:41Sit on my bum and drink my pop.
04:43Oh, my fucking pants, man.
04:44Fucking, oh, I'm sure they've got fucking crawlies in them.
04:48I'm off this fucking bloody jungle, man.
04:53Well, I'm going to leave Ed Sheeran alone now.
04:55I'm going to fuck off.
04:56Fuck this crap.
04:57I've got to get through it, man.
04:59Fucking going to stick the head in him when he fucking comes back the bell end.
05:04Tosspot.
05:06Fuck's sake.
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