00:00Oh, what the fuck, man. Been fucking tired. I'm getting fucking pissed, man. You know what I mean?
00:07Fuck it, man. You know what I mean?
00:09My missus took me fucking hat. Fucking bellend, butt-clack, butt-hole, bum-bag.
00:15Yeah, well, anyway. Pissed as fuck, man.
00:19I gotta watch the fucking time, man. I gotta get fucking back.
00:23Yeah, well, anyway. New work on Monday, man. Back up in fucking Newport.
00:28Yeah, fucking Barry, the butt-hole, butt-clack, bellend, motherfucker.
00:35Fucking nut-sack. Fucking mong.
00:40Anyway, fuck it, anyway.
00:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48My missus fucking took my hat, anyway.
00:51I've been on the fucking street since fucking, well, a week ago, man.
00:55Dorset and Barry's fucking empty building, man.
00:58Yeah, well, you know, they've got a sleeping bag in there.
01:01You know what I mean? Fucking bum-bag.
01:05Miserable bugger. Yeah, well, anyway.
01:11She hasn't messaged me, anyway. Fuck it, anyway.
01:14Look after the kid. Fuck off to him on your own, then.
01:18Fucking bellend. Yeah, fuck it.
01:21Aye, she kicked me hat. She reckons she'd rather have fucking Brian and Gatha than me, man.
01:25What the fuck am I? I'm bringing the fucking cash in, man.
01:28Bringing the fucking, you know, the fucking, you know, the old coinage in the pocket, man.
01:33The fucking nut-sack, bellend, butt-hole, butt-clack.
01:36Yeah, fuck off. Anyway, fuck her, the fucking bag.
01:44Aye, I love her, really, man. It's just me being an awkward bellend.
01:48You know what I mean? I'm just an awkward motherfucker at my age, man.
01:51You know, she's 21 years younger than me, man. What the fuck?
01:54You know what I mean? I don't know why she's doing this.
01:57I don't know why she's doing this. Anyway, fuck it, anyway.
02:00Let's get pissed, man. You know, fuck it, anyway.
02:03I'm going to knock his back, and he'll fucking get a butt-hole.
02:06Fuck it. Go to bed, man. Fucking bellend.
02:12Yeah, yeah. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
02:15I'm going to spend it on a fucking Bacalune chili, man.
02:20Oh, fuck it. Yeah, well, at least I've got a killing joke, fucking.
02:25You know what I mean? I'll never do it.
02:27Fucking custom bum, man. You know, curling fucking vinyl, innit?
02:31Yeah, yeah, collector's item, man. Yeah, I got it, man.
02:34It's going to be warm, man. You know what I mean? Flamed.
02:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck it, anyway.
02:40I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to fucking,
02:43stick my fucking pines back my butt-hole and fuck off all night.
02:48Fuck it, man. I'm going to fucking, well, it's about six o'clock.
02:51Another half-hour before the bus, man. What the fuck, man?
02:54I'll be out drinking another fucking four pines by then.
02:57What the fuck? Fucking fuck.
03:00Fucking miserable bug.
03:03Miserable old bum-bug. What the fuck's he doing, man?
03:06Fucking tough spot.
03:08A lot of cats and fucking bray in there, man.
03:10Sitting there in their fucking undies and that, man.
03:13Him with his little sack hanging out of his fucking white pants
03:16under there with his fucking junk,
03:18hanging out with his fucking bra and fucking that.
03:21I'm on it, man, man.
03:23Anyway.
03:25I forgot to tell you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:28We had Kim Ho there on the 1st of August as well, man.
03:31You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:34You know what I mean?
03:36Anyway, look after them all themselves anyway.
03:38Who gives a fuck, man? Who gives a shit?
03:40I don't.
03:42I miss him already, man.
03:44What am I going to do now?
03:46Oh, fuck me, man, I tell you what, I can't cope, man.
03:49You know me, I'm stuck in that fucking house on my own, man.
03:52Fucking rotting away.
03:54Ah, well, never mind. Work on my neck.
03:57What the fuck? Anyway, I can't cope.
03:59Anyway, fuck the shit.
04:01I don't know what the fuck I'm on about.
04:03I don't know what the fuck I'm on about.
04:05I've been fucking...
04:07Getting slammed.
04:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:11No, I don't know how many I've had, man.
04:13I've spent about 100 bucks today, anyway.
04:15Or more, man. You know what I mean?
04:17Fucking hell, yeah, yeah.
04:19At least I've got something I can kill and smoke out.
04:21So I can hang it on my wall, man.
04:23You know, green vinyl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:25Collectors item, yeah.
04:27I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
04:29Fuck this shit.
04:31Fuck this shit.
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