00:00Oh, well, still no bloody work with bloody Nutsack, fucking Belen, bard of the shop.
00:09Who gives a fuck anyway with a pill, pill like in a ball bag.
00:14Yeah, well, anyway, I dragged me kids, you know what I mean, over to the fucking school, man.
00:20Got shot to the boogers. Got me wick all fucking weekend, man.
00:24Fucking Belens. Fucking hell, that's them out the fucking way anyway.
00:30To three o'clock.
00:35Yeah, well, me lovely lady, she's had a booger off down the fucking hospital, man.
00:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's 32 fucking weeks now, man.
00:44Not long to fucking go before it bloody pops out.
00:50Anyway, man, she's just been messaging me now saying, you know,
00:54because of her age she's got to have more scans and everything
00:57right up until the fucking end, basically, you know what I mean,
00:59because of her age and her fucking weight and all this fucking crap.
01:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05Well, anyway, she reckons her baby's, well, about four pounds in weight now,
01:09which is, you know, they're happy with, man, you know what I mean,
01:12and basically the bloody boogers in the breech position, man.
01:18Yeah, well, she's got a nut.
01:21They want, they're hoping that, you know, she'll turn her brand in, you know, in the right position
01:26and by 36 weeks, she's got about four weeks to get her fucking head done.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Yeah, well, the last bloody one, my daughter, my last daughter, the youngest one,
01:39you know, I had to bloody deliver her, me bloody self, man,
01:44you know, me bloody lovely lady sat on the bloody bog, man,
01:48you know what I mean, forcing her out, you know what I mean,
01:51all of a sudden, whoop, out she came.
01:54You know, I just managed to catch her before she went into the toilet, man.
01:57Yeah, that would have been very fucking good with him, you know what I mean,
02:00floating around in bloody toilet water and piss, man.
02:07Yeah, well, you know what I mean.
02:09I managed to stop her going in there anyway.
02:11Yeah, next thing you know, me bloody missus is laying on the floor for fucking over two hours, man,
02:16because they just fucking, they couldn't get anybody's fucking heart, you know what I mean.
02:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, laying on the bloody bathroom floor for fucking well over two hours
02:25before the paramedics came out to fucking see to her, man.
02:28You know, baby dangling on the bloody, bloody still on the cord, man.
02:33Yeah, well, you know what I mean, that's what it's like for you, man.
02:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
02:40Ah, well, yeah, anyway, I hope the bugger turns around in time,
02:44because otherwise it's going to be coming boom-faced, man.
02:48And that's going to make things a little bit more, you know what I mean,
02:52a little bit more awkward, isn't it.
02:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:55Ah, fuck, man, well.
02:59I hope she just goes into hospital to have this bugger, man.
03:02I can't stick that again, man.
03:04Fucking about all night waiting, man.
03:08You know what I mean.
03:10Got other things to do, man.
03:11You know what I mean, like, I don't know what mine, but yeah.
03:15Fuck it then, man.
03:16Fuck's sake, what am I doing having kids at my age again, man?
03:19This is the fucking last, nah?
03:21Fuck's sake, man, I can't cope with this, man.
03:23Fucking kids every fucking where, man.
03:25Bat-hole, butt-crack, bell-end.
03:28Ah, fuck it anyway, fucking no more kids for me, man.
03:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:35I'm going to have to chop.
03:37I'm going to make an appointment at the docks, have a chop.
03:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:42Fuck, fucking kids, man.
03:44Fucking do me head in, man.
03:46Nine of them, well, when this one comes now,
03:49that'll be nine bloody kids I've had, man.
03:51Fuck's sake, my oldest son is older than me bloody, bloody lovely lady, man.
03:58I don't, I give up, man.
04:00Fucking stupid bloody bugger, that's what I am, man.
04:06Can't keep me bloody bell-end in me pants, man.
04:09Ah, fuck's sake, I don't know, man, what the fuck?
04:11Ah, well, anyway, I don't know if Paddy's going to have me at all anyway.
04:15Fuck this, man, I don't give a fuck anymore, man.
04:17He's a fucking bum-bag and all, a stupid penis-headed little pillock.
04:22Ah, fuck off with this fucking stupid shit artwork, man.
04:26Shouldn't be working at my age any fucking way.
04:29I've got enough to do when this bloody,
04:32when this new edition comes, man.
04:36When this new edition comes, man.
04:38Ah, fucking anyway, let's go fuck off in.
04:43Got a fucking hoover up now,
04:45and I've got the fucking load of washing in, man.
04:48Fuck's sake, that's all it is in this fucking arse, man.
04:51No, actually, I'd rather go to fucking work, I think, man.
04:54Fuck this, you know what I mean?
04:56Anyway, yeah, this fucking...
05:01What am I doing doing this fucking work anyway, man?
05:04Fucking women's work, man.
05:06Butt crack. Ah, fuck it, let's fuck off anyway.
05:09I've had a fucking bell in for already, man.
05:11It's not even ten o'clock.
05:13Ah, fuck it, I'll just go to bed.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Oh, no, let's go have a cigarette.
05:19Have a fucking puff on me back of stick.
05:22Yeah, yeah, cheer me up.
05:24Yeah, fuck this, man.
05:26God, ah, fuck off, man.
05:30Bad dog.
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