00:00Oh
00:30Oh, what the fuck's that? Oh, fucking phone, man.
00:43Hello, hello, hello, what, what, what? I was sleeping, man.
00:48What was that? Oh, hello, mate, haven't heard from you for a while, man.
00:53You old bellend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58What was happening anyway, man? I was the beast from Broadmoor, man.
01:04Yeah. Oh, you fucking nutsack. What the fuck?
01:08Yes, man, I know, man. I know you had your legs off, man.
01:12Yeah, oh, OK, OK.
01:15So you got too hard to fit your legs now?
01:18Oh, it's good, isn't it? You can get a bat.
01:21Oh, your arm's falling off. Oh, what do you mean your arm's falling off, man?
01:26You dickhead.
01:28Gangrene went through to your arm.
01:30Oh, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.
01:33You're supposed to look after yourself, man.
01:35You had your two legs off, you have artificial legs,
01:38and now you let your arm fall off, man.
01:40What the fuck are you doing, man?
01:44It spread through from your legs up to your arm, now your arm's off.
01:48Mate, mate, mate, mate, I just don't know what to say, mate.
01:52You know what I mean, you're a walking disaster.
01:55Well, he was a crawling disaster, man, but, yeah, OK, OK, OK.
02:00Anyway, watch, man, you're in hospital.
02:03OK, yeah.
02:06Anyway.
02:08So life's looking up, mate.
02:10You've had two legs, yeah.
02:12Maybe as well go for the artificial arm now, then, mate, yeah?
02:15You fucking...
02:17You bellend nutbag.
02:19You arsehole.
02:21Oh, what the fuck, man?
02:24Stop washing, look after yourself, man, the hygiene, man.
02:28So you're only got one arm left now, then.
02:31Yeah, and that one's not looking very good either.
02:33Oh, OK, OK, OK.
02:35Yeah, well, what are you going to do now, then, mate?
02:40You've got to stay in hospital for another couple of months now,
02:43yeah, till it heals, OK?
02:45Yeah, and then you're going to have a false arm, yeah?
02:48Thinking of having a nook, hmm?
02:50Well, it goes with the beast abroad, no nook, mate.
02:53You know what I mean, you can do plenty of damage with a nook, mate.
02:56Yeah, yeah, OK, anyway.
02:58So the other arm's not looking very good, is it, mate?
03:01It's started to wither away.
03:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:05So things are looking peachy for you, then, mate, yeah?
03:08OK, OK, yeah, OK, then.
03:10Well, you know, that's life, mate.
03:12You know what I mean?
03:14You've always been a bit of a, you know,
03:16a bit of a butthole, mate.
03:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:21So, you know what I mean?
03:23So how long are you going to be in, then, you dickhead?
03:26Six, seven months, hmm?
03:28That's exciting, mate, yeah.
03:30OK, hmm.
03:32Anyway, man, why are you telling me for?
03:34I've been waiting for you for, you know,
03:36like months and months, man.
03:38I thought you died, anyway.
03:40Hmm, well, yeah.
03:42OK, yeah, OK, well.
03:44You know, ring me anyway, let me know how things go, mate,
03:47you know what I mean, with your other arm, yeah, yeah.
03:50Yeah, mate.
03:52You woke me up, you fucking mongrel.
03:55Well, yeah, hmm.
03:57When you didn't have your artificial legs, mate,
04:00and your arms were both off, mate,
04:02you know what I mean?
04:04You'd have looked like a worm crawling across the floor, man.
04:10No, it's not very funny, mate.
04:12No, I'm sorry, mate.
04:14Oh, look, I'm going to take a joke with you, man,
04:16you fucking nut sack.
04:18I've always been a miserable bellend.
04:20Anyway, yes,
04:22Brian's still in me fucking house, man,
04:24the fucking cock.
04:26Yeah, sponging off me,
04:28all the time, mate, yeah.
04:30Anyway, yes, mate,
04:32he's, well, he's trying to,
04:34you know, help himself to me
04:36bloody grub all the time, man.
04:38I don't fucking care for the mutt.
04:40Yeah, yeah, well, any more bullshit
04:42from him, mate, and I'm going to fucking
04:44sink my fucking
04:46nicotine finger straight
04:48in his
04:50fuckheading nostrils, mate, yeah.
04:52Yeah, mate, he's a fucking pain in the
04:54fucking dick end, mate.
04:56Yes, mate.
04:58Yeah, anyway, mate,
05:00like, now, go, now,
05:02bugger off, mate. He woke me up, man,
05:04I was fucking sleeping, man, we just had another
05:06fucking kid keeping us
05:08awake all night, man.
05:10Yes, mate, that's the ninth one I've had, mate.
05:13Four with the lovely lady, yeah.
05:15Yes, mate.
05:17Anyway, when you come back to work, mate,
05:19he's a fucking
05:21stupid creep.
05:23Mmm, I was joking,
05:25mate, you fucking nut sack.
05:27Anyway, if you're looking for work, mate,
05:29then, you know, I can give you,
05:31I can give you some work, but I'm chucking
05:33you away, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:35Okay, okay, okay.
05:37You're not looking for it.
05:39Okay, okay, mate.
05:41Stop being so
05:43fucking miserable, mate.
05:45Fuck's sake, man, you're still alive, innit,
05:47innit?
05:49No, I'm not working at the moment, mate.
05:51Fucking Barry's been a bellend.
05:53Yeah, mate. Anyway, fuck this,
05:55anyway, I'm gonna go, mate, like, back to
05:57fucking sleep, man. I've slept
05:59since August 1st, man.
06:01Yeah, well, I'll be in touch anyway,
06:03mate, see if we go in, okay, mate? I'll ring you
06:05in a few days, man, you know what I mean?
06:07And then perhaps you can, you know,
06:09get back into the beast of Broadmoor,
06:11fucking, you know what I mean?
06:13The way you were, mate.
06:15Yeah, a nut sack, a bellend,
06:17psychopathic bellend.
06:19Well,
06:21yeah, okay, mate.
06:23Yes, mate, man.
06:25Shut up, shut up, mate, man.
06:27I'm fucking knackered, man. Yes.
06:29Now bugger off, mate, and I'll ring you
06:31in a few days, man.
06:33Okay, man,
06:35just, you know,
06:37just let your other arm fall off now,
06:39and then you can have a four, you know,
06:41four false fucking body parts,
06:43mate.
06:45All you want, then, is for your head to fall off, mate.
06:47Can't do fuck all about that one, though, mate,
06:49unless you want to have a different head, mate.
06:51Dead.
06:53Now bugger off, you cockhead.
06:55You mong
06:57spasmoid. Okay, mate, I'll
06:59speak to you again, and I'll ring you in a few days, man.
07:01You know what I mean? Just fucking cheer up,
07:03you bellending, you know what I mean?
07:05Not bad, mate.
07:07Okay, okay, I'll speak to you soon.
07:09You fucking psychopathic
07:11buttcrack.
07:13Okay, okay, okay,
07:15I'll bring you some flowers, mate.
07:17Okay, chocolate, then.
07:19You fucking ungrateful bellend.
07:21Okay, see you soon, mate, you fucking
07:23jerk.
07:25You mongrel.
07:27Damn it.
07:29Stupid creep.
07:35Ah, fuck this.
07:37I'm going to go back to sleep.
07:39Anyway,
07:41kid four's fucking sleeping
07:43over there now for five minutes, man.
07:45Probably wake and start wheeling
07:47around the fucking place.
07:53Brian's going to have a slap
07:55when I see him just for the fucking fun of it,
07:57man.
07:59Ah, fuck this, I'm off.
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