00:00Oh, fuck me man. Gone to the fucking end man, but what the fuck? How tall do you think I
00:09fucking am man? I'm five foot fucking five for fuck's sake. How the fuck am I gonna reach
00:14all the way up there man? Look at it, look at it, look at it. I haven't even got a fucking
00:20ladder man. How tall do you think I am? I'm ten foot fucking tall man. It's a bell and
00:24a butt door. Fuck's sake. Alright, I could go on the fucking, up there, on the fucking
00:31grass up there, but I can only do over, you know what I mean, at arm's reach man. I can't
00:37do all the way up there man, fuck's sake. I'm not twenty foot tall man. Fucking nut sack,
00:42butt crack. Well, fuck this man. I'm gonna go and fucking clout him across the fucking
00:48nut now man, and tell him to bugger off and get a fucking ladder man, the bell end. Dipshit.
00:55Fuck's sake man. Oh, I tell you man, I've had a gutsful already man. Up at eleven, I'm
01:01fucking still stuck in this bastard fucking alleyway man. Can't swing a cat in you man.
01:07Yeah, fuck it. Oh well, right, that's it. Hey, let's go and fucking give him a clout
01:14across that fucking noggin man, the butt crack. Fuck's sake man. Oh, I tell you man,
01:19I've had a fuckful of it. Look at it man, all the way up there. How the fucking hell
01:24do you expect me to do it man? You see, I'm fucking scaffolding, I'm telling you. Right,
01:30that's it, that's it, I'm done. Fuck it. Second day back and I'm already wanked the fuck off.
01:35Right, I'm gonna go over to the stupid bell end. I'm gonna clump him across the fucking
01:40euro. Fuck's sake man. Moron. Piss flap. Fuck's sake. Oh, God. Ah, fuck this, I'm just
01:49gonna go and have a fucking puff on my fucking nicotine stick. Yeah, cheer me up man and
01:54have a sip of my pop. Yeah, anyway, I'll be glad I've fuck off home today man. And fuck
01:59it, Sunday tomorrow, I'm not coming in. Fuck him if he thinks I am man, I'm not. Fucking
02:03buses every two hours anyway man, stupid fucking crap. Ah, fuck it, and I ain't walking down
02:09either. Fucking, yeah, I can wait till Monday. Fucking bell end. Oh well, let's go. Fuck
02:15it, I can't be taken, that's that. Fuck it, I'll just have to leave that bit. Enter the
02:20day ladders man. Oh, you can get fucking scaffolding because you want all the house done, I asked
02:24him yesterday. And I ain't doing it on fucking ladders man. A fucking tit. A fucking dickhead.
02:31Yeah, fuck this man. I've got to catch one of them already man, he's such a plonker.
02:35Especially everything done with fuck-all that we're with man. A fucking nuthead. Ah,
02:40fuck it, I'm going to stick my fucking swede straight in his bean now in a minute. Right
02:44in his conch. Stupid bugger. Ah well, let's go and fucking have a fucking nicotine stick
02:51and a fucking sip my pop. A sip of my butt crack. My pyros man. Try and shove them back
03:00in. Bloody up my butthole. Yeah, well, fuck this, let's go and have a, let's go and give
03:05him a clout. Ah, fuck it. Folks. God.
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