00:00Oh, bloody hell, I'm telling you, man, this is a fucking backbreaker, bugger!
00:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck me, man.
00:10Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
00:13Hang on, let's have a look, if you can fucking see this fucking thing, man.
00:16Can't see shit.
00:17Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22Yeah, you can, you can, I don't know if you can fucking see that, man,
00:25but, you know, I can't see fuck all, man.
00:27Bloody fucking turnip.
00:29Anyway, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, fucking that's how, you know what I mean,
00:33I've done all this fucking more, man, yeah.
00:35Yeah, hang on a sec, man.
00:37Can't see where the fuck I'm going, man.
00:40I've done all this wall, man, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44All around you, man, yeah, yeah.
00:47Give it all one fucking coat, man, you know what I mean.
00:50Yeah, right up you, all the way up you, man.
00:53Ah, fuck, I tell you what, man, this is a fucking bum bag.
00:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's all the way up there, man, yeah.
01:00And on the outside as well, I've got that bit.
01:03There's all fucking brambles down there, man.
01:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07Anyway, like, you know, I've done all up there, man, yeah.
01:10Yeah, what a fucking shit-hole this is, man, I'm telling you.
01:13Oh, fuck me, man.
01:15I tell you what, sometimes we bugger off back to fucking Pakistan, man.
01:19Fucking nutbag.
01:21I tell you, man, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24Well, anyway, one thing about it, you know what I mean,
01:27at least I can, you know, I can start at fucking 4 o'clock in the afternoon
01:30if I fucking want to, man.
01:31I can just start whenever the fuck I want, man.
01:33You know, none of this fucking 7 o'clock on the dot like.
01:37Yeah, well, he told me to come in at 9 today, better come in at 10.
01:40Yeah, you know what I mean.
01:42You're lucky I bloody tuned up the buggering, belling, nut sack.
01:46Yeah, well, fuck it, man.
01:48Oh, God, man.
01:49Yeah, got all this fucking, all this, you know,
01:51what I fucking hacked off and rendered,
01:53and it's all around the other side of the fucking house as well, man,
01:56all the way fucking round from the back
01:58all the way round to the fucking other side, man.
02:00Yeah, I got to fucking, you know, get that undercoated as well, man.
02:03Oh, fuck, you know what I mean.
02:05You know, and then, yeah, yeah,
02:07it's just wait for that to fucking dry off then,
02:09and fucking then whack the fucking, you know,
02:12the old fucking masonry fucking paint all over the bugger and all, man.
02:16Fuck's sake, man, boring as fuck.
02:18Yeah, man, I always get the fucking shit jobs all day, man.
02:21Fucking Brian, the bellend.
02:23Fucking off to him bloody fucking stupid poxy solar panels, man.
02:28Fucking easy as piss.
02:30Ah, fuck him anyway, the fucking twerag.
02:32Fucking moron.
02:33Yeah, well, anyway, what are you speaking about,
02:35this plunker from fucking Fishguard, man.
02:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking donkey brain pillock.
02:40Yeah, well, he can get out of my fucking house as well, man.
02:43You know what I mean.
02:44He still hasn't gone fucking home.
02:46Still owes all that fucking rent, man, the pillock.
02:48But he can fuck off him, I'm fucking big-ass Cass.
02:52Oh, fuck's sake.
02:54Got a fucking ugly mug, do you know what I'll do when I get...
02:57Well, I'm Brian's, actually, when I go fucking home, I prospect.
03:00But anyway, fuck it, man, I'm only here till...
03:02I don't know.
03:04Five, I suppose.
03:06You know what I mean, just fucking about.
03:08Anyway, fucking, I'm not staying any later than that, man.
03:11Fuck's sake, and if it rains tonight, well, that's his fucking tough shit.
03:14He'll just wash all our fucking undercoat off.
03:17Oh, no, I'm going to have to do it all again, man.
03:19What am I laughing for, man?
03:21Fucking stupid...
03:23bloody...
03:25bellend.
03:26Fuck's sake, he never listens, aye.
03:28You know, he's too fucking...
03:29You know, he can't wait for fucking, you know, after he's...
03:32Well, it's nice today, but it could be raining tomorrow, couldn't it?
03:34What do you expect? Fucking wheels, man.
03:36Fucking south wheels valleys, man.
03:38Pisshole. Fuck.
03:40Yeah, man, I'm telling you, man.
03:42When I've got some time, anyway,
03:44I'm going to show you around the fucking Ogma Valley, man.
03:46You know...
03:48I tell you, man, I'm telling you,
03:50you just will not realise what an excitingly boring place it is, man.
03:54Until you actually see the fucking dump.
03:56Yeah, well, you know what I mean?
03:58Yeah, I've lived up here all my fucking life, man,
04:00apart from a few stints here and there, man.
04:02You know, I lived in Barrie, in Caddix, then.
04:04Fucking hell, what a rough fucking shit hole I was and all, man.
04:07I was actually glad to get back up here, and I was saying something, man.
04:10Anyway, yeah, yeah.
04:12Oh, and the Philippines for a year and a half.
04:14That was fun.
04:16Yeah, well, I've got a daughter over there as well.
04:18She's about 14 now, man. Fuck me, yeah.
04:20Yeah, yeah, building houses for the fucking...
04:22Well, the people who live in the sticks, man.
04:26Yeah, well, anyway, I'm going to bugger off now.
04:28I'm going to fuck off, and I'm going to have a fucking puff.
04:31Have a fucking rest on my bum hole, man.
04:33Yeah, OK, OK.
04:35Yeah, fuck off.
04:37Waffling in the fucking hole all the fucking time.
04:39Fuck it, man.
