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00:00Yep, come on, come on, Clifton, my old booger, come on Clifton, Clifton, Clifton, Clifton
00:12is a fucking mong dude, yes he is a fucking mong, Clifton is a mong, hello, hello, hello,
00:20hello, Clifton my old booger, what you fucking up to man, you don't speak to me like you're
00:26in a fucking band, what the fuck you going on about, yes man, no I fucking never man,
00:33what do you mean I was pissed, I was not fucking bad man, you know what I mean, ok, ok, you
00:43know what I mean, I drink two bottles of brandy man, you know what I mean, the old fucking
00:47jazz vocal, you know jazz Coleman vocals man, you know what I mean, got to get them all
00:51mixed up man, you know what I mean, what, what, what, mate, mate, mate, Clifton, Clifton
01:01mate, what you give me a fucking clip for man, you know what I mean, I'm not a, I'm
01:05not a happy fucking fella man, you know what I mean, what, what, what, what, what you give
01:08me a clip for man, I don't know I never man, I broke a guitar, no I fucking didn't man,
01:16you was fucking brilliant man, a bellend, you hit and run the fucking van man, no I
01:22didn't man, I tripped over the fucking cables and fucking broke your guitar in half, oh
01:29so you're blaming me now are you, you bellend, what the fuck mate, and you, you know, you
01:34fucking take, you fucking coat me fucking again man and I'm telling you, I'm fucking
01:38telling you man, I'll fucking blow your fucking socks off mate, I'll stick me fucking swede
01:42straight in your fucking chin mate, your fucking neck sack, you ever fucking do that again,
01:49look mate, okay, okay, okay, whatever mate, whoever broke the guitar mate, whether it's
01:56me, Brian or whatever mate, you know what I mean, you know what I mean, you got a spare
01:59ain't you, you know, you always got a bit, you have a backup, you know, that's the world
02:04of punk rock mate, you know, that's, that's what happens in, you know, these fucking punk
02:09gigs man, you know, you haven't got a backup guitar, oh my, your neck sack, what the fuck
02:15mate, no mate, I'm not fucking paying for it, I didn't, as far as I know, I didn't do it mate,
02:21no, no, it was Brian mate, how much, how much did it cost anyway mate, £999 man, a grand mate,
02:30he's old as fuck mate, no, no, no, no, if you think that I'm paying you a fucking grand mate
02:35for a fucking old guitar mate, you can go and get, you send me solicitors mate, listen to me now,
02:43listen to me now, right, right, I'm gonna have a word with fucking Brian mate and find out exactly
02:49what went on in this fucking, what, you were a fucking bitch guitar mate, okay, okay, okay,
02:54and if you were trying to pull a fucking turn at me, you fucking butthole mate, I'm telling you,
02:59I'm telling you, I'm gonna sink my fucking beady sausage fingers straight in your fucking
03:04bare end mate, okay, I'll twist your fucking head around, don't talk to me like that mate,
03:09£59, £50, £50, don't talk to me like that mate or I'm gonna fucking clump you mate,
03:14then whether the next time I fucking see you mate,
03:19right, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, one more word from you mate and I'm
03:23telling you, you're a sack from the band mate, what do you mean you don't give a fuck, listen to me
03:30now, listen to me now, I will have a word with Brian and I will try and sort something out,
03:34okay mate, no way you're not borrowing my bass guitar mate, no, no way you're not touching it
03:38mate, it's, it's my prized possession, you can bell end off mate, look, I'll speak your fucking
03:44knob in Brian mate, right, and I'll fucking get back to you, you fucking creep, okay mate, now,
03:51listen to me now, I did not break with the guitar mate, I know, even if it were the result of that
03:57mate, listen to me now, listen to me now, listen to me now, I will get back to you whenever I'm
04:02with the fucking bell end Brian, okay mate, yeah, I'm gonna poke my fucking sausage finger straight
04:08in his fucking beady little eyeball, okay mate, now shut up, shut up before I clump you mate,
04:15listen to me now, listen to me now, I'll get it sorted mate, okay, one way or the other,
04:21yes mate, and I'll ring you back later about it, okay, and you'll lick me again and you fucking
04:26give me a kill and bugger mate, and I'm telling you, you fucking, you're wicked now, I'm telling
04:31you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, because I'm gonna fucking, I'll stick my fucking head straight
04:36in your fucking ball bag mate, yes mate, you fucking nut sack, and listen to me now, listen to
04:43me now, when I see Brian later, because he's buggered off with fucking Cass, into fucking
04:49end, shopping, well he's a little shopping, he eats my fucking glub, and the bell end,
04:57listen to me now, listen to me now, right, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be ringing you back later about it,
05:04and I'll sort it mate, I'll sip your fucking gobble, and I'll speak to you later,
05:12yes mate, yes mate, I will ring you later mate, and I'll let you know, okay, once I talk to that
05:20bloody little cheesy breath, bell end, okay mate, yes, as far as I know he's in a broken bit,
05:28not me mate, yes mate, now listen, I'll get back to you, okay, right, now bugger off, get off, get out
05:35of my fucking space, and suck my tit, now bugger off mate, and I'll speak to you later mate, stupid fucking
05:43guitar mate, yes mate, yes mate, right, I'll see you, I'll speak to you later mate, fuck off, damn it,
05:53fucking, like fucking blatant, bollocking, fucking thing man, I was there seeing Brian
05:59fucking throwing in the van man, and a fucking club in there as well now, getting me in that shit,
06:05yeah, well, well, fuck it man, bye, see you,
06:35so I'm more than real, you'll be in hoof by, cross or a dead, you'll hear me how I do it, how about a high,
06:47why do they always, why do they always do that in the, in the fucking rugby games anyway,
06:52stupid bloody song of it's sense man, oh fuck it anyway, I'm gonna go and fucking wait until he
06:58comes home with Brian, and then I'm gonna build him straight in the fucking kitchen man,
07:03nut sack, moronic, knobhead, yeah, I need to be paying for the fuck I'm on,
07:08because I'm taking out of his fucking stash, up in the garden hand the welders anyway,
07:14and I'm gonna take it, he wants his money, Brian will be paying for it, if he didn't,
07:19nut head, bellend, oh fuck's sake, potters, creep,
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