00:00I don't know what that is.
00:28Oh, I just don't love my bloody phone man.
00:44Fuck's sake man, vibrating on my belly in there man.
00:48What, what, what, what?
00:51Yes, yes, what, what?
00:54Oh, what do you want man?
00:57Oh, it's you is it?
00:59Which one? Big Dave or Small Dave man?
01:02Oh, God.
01:05Oh, Big Dave, yeah.
01:06Okay, what do you want?
01:07I haven't had a bugger off of you for fucking months and months man.
01:11Since we got a, well, since me and the band got dragged out of your fucking pub by the fucking boys in blue man.
01:19I was fucking sleeping in you bellend.
01:22What do you want, what, what, what?
01:31Yes, yes, yes, what, what?
01:34Yes, yes, we are still, yes, the band is still up and running man.
01:41Yes, we have met, yes we have met.
01:45No, we haven't had any met since, we haven't had no gigs since up there, up at your place met.
01:53Things are slow mate, you know what I mean?
01:56We're in a recession man, you know what I mean?
01:59People are just not booking anybody man.
02:01Well, not up this stupid neck of the woods either in any bloody way man.
02:06Anyway, what, what, what about it man?
02:08What, what, what, what?
02:09Stop wasting me time man.
02:10What, what about the band man?
02:14Yes man, we still are, sort of, you know, fucking apart mate, yes.
02:25Oh, you want to book us?
02:26Okay, when mate?
02:28Not this weekend, weekend after.
02:31Okay, what day?
02:32Saturday?
02:33Friday?
02:34Saturday?
02:35Oh, on Saturday, yeah, okay.
02:37Yeah, yeah, okay.
02:38Anyway, I thought up to the last time mate, you weren't going to, you told us to fuck off and never ever come back, didn't you?
02:47Oh, so we're a last resort, are we mate?
02:52None of your artistes and your Elvis impersonators are fucking available are they mate?
03:00Okay, okay, alright mate, we'll do it then.
03:03Yes mate, so it's not this Saturday, it's the Saturday after then.
03:07Yes mate.
03:10Yes, we will be there mate, no problemo, on the dot, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:15We'll have everything set up ready for fucking, you know, ready mate, you know what I mean?
03:20For us to, you know, before nine o'clock mate, yes, don't worry mate, you fucking nutshark man.
03:25You've known me long enough man, you know you can trust me mate.
03:29Okay, okay, okay.
03:31Yes mate, we will be there, we will set up and we will be ready to start bashing some tunes at by nine o'clock mate.
03:41Yes, yes.
03:46Is it a guaranteed good crowd mate?
03:49Okay, okay.
03:50Every Saturday's bumping up there mate, is it?
03:52Yeah, okay, yeah, that's fine mate.
03:54Okay, yeah.
03:55Yes mate, we do still play punk music mate.
03:59We're not changing, we're not changing what we do for anybody mate, I'm afraid, you know what I mean?
04:03We're a punk, we're a hardcore punk band mate, end of mate.
04:06And if people don't like it, well, they can go, I don't know, they can go to some faggy disco somewhere or whatever mate,
04:13or go and see a fucking stupid artiste, you know, pretending to be Elvis or something mate.
04:18Okay, okay, okay.
04:20We are what we are mate, hardcore punk.
04:24Yeah mate, best in the mart.
04:26Okay mate, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:30Yes mate, that dickhead Brian is still lurking around my fucking house mate.
04:36Yes, he's buggered off, he's up in, he's gone and mumbles mate, with his stupid missus mate.
04:41Yeah, fishing mate, yes.
04:44And you want to see, you want to, oh okay, yeah, okay, okay.
04:48You want me to bring him with me, because you want to work with him, right.
04:51No problemo mate, okay Dave, yeah.
04:54Anyway, what does small Dave think about us playing again mate?
04:58I hope he's okay with it mate.
05:00I hope you have notified him about it mate.
05:03Okay, yeah, he's fine yeah.
05:04Okay mate, that's no problemo.
05:06Okay, we will be there mate.
05:08Not this Saturday, Saturday after.
05:10Okay, yeah, we'll be there, well in time to set up mate, well in time mate, okay.
05:15Yes mate.
05:16Now bugger off, because I was dozing, I was fucking sleeping mate, and you interrupted it.
05:22Now you piece of baguette, now you wake me up man.
05:25Okay, yes.
05:27Now bugger off, you fat, bollock headed, penis face.
05:34Okay, yeah.
05:37Cutty bye, bye bye.
05:42Yeah, yeah well, that's a tune up for the books man.
05:47Yes, we got a gig up the land in our arms again, you know, not this weekend, weekend after.
05:53Yeah, okay, I'm going to have to notify the lads, you know what I mean.
06:00With everything that's going on in this fucking country man, you know, recession and everything.
06:06Nobody's fucking pants man.
06:09I don't know where I was anyway.
06:11Alright, okay, anyway, I'm going to fucking try and get, I don't know, I'm just, yeah, fuck it.
06:17Try and get some fucking more kit man.
06:19Sitting around on my bum, doing bugger all man.
06:24Bloody boring, I tell you man.
06:27I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm going to swipe fucking Barry the shop, straight across his fucking hooter man.
06:35Fucking bandit.
06:37Netsack.
06:39Fuck sake.
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