00:00Pick up your fucking notebag, bellend, fucks sake man, fucks sake barry man, pick your
00:19fucking phone up you fucking bellend, buttcrack, oh barry you're a fucking pot, barry barry
00:27barry barry barry barry barry listen out mate mate mate where are you mate, it's fucking
00:33five past six man, what what what, you fell asleep, what, you're supposed to be picking
00:40the boys up at six man, it's five past six now man, fucks sake we, and brian, you've
00:45got to pick brian up and all man to fucking load the van mate, with the fucking equipment
00:50for the band you bellend, i told you, i arranged this, you fell asleep, well no mate, they're
00:57waiting man, move your arse bar, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to
01:08me barry barry barry barry barry, you're over an hour late mate, they're waiting for you
01:12to pick the gear up mate, we got a gig tonight man up the langiner arms i told you mate,
01:17move your fucking buttole, you get ready now, right now move it mate, i'm telling you because
01:25you are really starting to pull my fucking nutsack mate, now move your fucking arse, get up you
01:31and pick brian up because he needs to be there to load the fucking gear on the van for the boys
01:36man, you fucking sack of bird shit, now move your fucking butt crack, listen don't don't don't
01:47barry barry barry barry barry, don't fucking, don't let me mate or i'm going to fucking scuff you
01:52across the fucking tarmac mate, now listen to me now, move now, move or we're going to be late man
01:57we got to fucking get the stuff up there to be fucking set up for the fucking, we're on at nine
02:02you fucking bellend, don't have a pop of me mate, mate listen to me now, listen to me now, i don't
02:08give a fuck how long i'm on you mate, right i'll fucking clump you, i'll fucking clump you mate, i'm
02:13telling you you bellend, move your fucking scraggedy arse mate, i'm telling you or i'm even gonna fall
02:20the fuck out, move it mate, now you're already over an hour late man, you fucking pea brain moronic
02:28penis face bellend, move, don't, mate you fucking let me down on this mate and i'm gonna, i'm telling you
02:37i'm telling you, i'm telling you mate, right now move, you don't want to piss me off barry barry
02:43barry barry barry barry, you don't piss me off mate i'm telling you, i'm gonna fucking, i'll
02:48fucking give you the cauliflower, i'll give you cauliflower mate, now listen to me now, get your
02:53fucking arse into your van and bugger off up you and pick up this bellend brian mate, because i got
03:01things to do mate, now move it or i'm gonna be coming down in like a sack of fucking crap mate,
03:07i'm warning you, i'm warning you mate, listen to me bar, listen to me bar, stop yapping, get in your van
03:14put the fucking engine on and get you a fucking scraggy arse up your mate before i
03:20poke you straight in the beady eyeball mate, i'm telling you, i'm telling you mate, i'm, i'm, i'm
03:24starting to lose it with you mate, first off you're not giving me any fucking work mate, which you've
03:29said there's fucking loads of, and i know there is mate, and now you're starting to fuck me off with
03:34the fucking band and all now mate, now get you a fucking scrawny arse up you now before i rag you
03:39around mate, i tell you what mate, you don't want to push it mate or i'll turn your head round mate,
03:44you know what i mean, you'll have to pick your nose at the back of your head mate, i'm warning you,
03:47i'm warning you, right now fucking move mate because we haven't got time for this crap mate,
03:54the boys are waiting, i'll ring them and tell them you're gonna be a bit late mate,
03:59you bellend, now move it and brian's waiting you for you, now shift your butthole or my size 9 boot
04:08boot your fucking anus right up the fucking top of your head mate, i'm warning you,
04:13yes i'll shift mate, i'm waiting, just move it mate, move, bye, bye, bye, bye,
04:21i tell you he's a fucking nut sack, fucking sleeping man, fucking over an hour late man,
04:27he's coming up to ten past six now man, fucking six o'clock i arranged to fucking pick him up man,
04:32dick brain pillock fish face bellend, i'm telling you he's really pushing his fucking,
04:39i'm telling you, i'm telling you i'm gonna sink my fucking fat sausage fucking finger straight
04:44into his fucking beady eyeball, you'll have to fucking scratch his eye at the back of his
04:49fucking head you carry on, stupid bloody bellend, nut crap sack fuckhead, oh i tell you man he really
04:57winds me up on fucking times, yeah i've been fucking sleeping, he's been fuck arsing around
05:01with the fucking shop, i'm a fucking stupid man, nutbag, fucking little bellend, ah fuck it i'm
05:12telling you i'm telling you if i miss this gig because of him i'm telling you he'll have this
05:16straight in his fucking bastard udder man, i'll swivel his head like the fucking reagan on the
05:22exorcist, anyway i better go and shoot off, get myself all fucking ready and fucking wait for that
05:30bastard nut sack, oh jesus christ i'm telling you man he's enough to fucking drive somebody
05:36fucking bonkers insane man, fucking stupid fucking tit, oh jesus fucking wept them all
05:44i'm telling you i'm gonna clump him i'm telling you he's coming fucking close i'm telling you man
05:49fucking he's gonna get a clout, fuck sake bellend, oh jesus fuck me man makes me want to fucking
05:56kill you man, dickhead, cockhead
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