00:00Well, anyway, that's me. That's me had an hour or two to rest, you know what I mean?
00:07Clean meself bloody up, you know?
00:10Can't make meself look a complete bellend all the time on camera with fucking, you know, that kind of state, man.
00:16Well, anyway.
00:19Fucking Clifton, you fuck. Call yourself an outgo punk?
00:22You fucking look like an old fucking woman, man.
00:24Fucking bellend, not even a fucking scrapbook.
00:27Not even a fucking mark, man.
00:29Fucking stupid, fucking dick.
00:32Yeah, well, I'm going to be having a fucking word with him anyway.
00:35Fucking giving me a clump for some of what Brian fucking done, man.
00:38And actually, actually, thinking about it, I'm going to be having a few words with this fucking lego now.
00:46You know what I mean? Breaking fucking Clifton's guitar.
00:48What the fuck, man?
00:49Bellend, nut sack.
00:51For fuck's sake, man.
00:52Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?
00:54I've got to find out what the fuck's going on, man.
00:57You know what I mean?
00:58Not blaming me for fucking breaking a bloody thing, man.
01:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01I don't think he's having my fucking bass guitar, either, man.
01:03He can bellend off the nut sack.
01:07Outgo punk.
01:08You fuck. Cut it this way.
01:09Throw a paper fucking bag, man.
01:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12Fucking bellend.
01:13Anyway, when I see him, I'm going to have a fucking word with him.
01:15I'm going to give him fucking clout.
01:17Me fucking self.
01:18I'll twist his fucking noggin around.
01:21You know what I mean?
01:22Don't fuck with me, man.
01:23Fucking break this fucking guitar.
01:26Take it out on me, man.
01:27What the fuck?
01:28You know what I mean?
01:29I know I'm the head honcho of the fucking band, man.
01:32But I didn't fucking break it, did I?
01:34Fucking bellend.
01:37Fuck, fucking Clifton, anyway.
01:39I'll give him a fucking bell now, later, man.
01:41Get it all out in the open, man.
01:43You know what I mean?
01:44Brian's going to have fucking clout and all, man.
01:46When I fucking see the bugger now.
01:49Fucking butt crack.
01:51Stupid mong.
01:53Mongoloid.
01:54Pisshead.
01:55Fuck's sake, man.
01:56I need to be paying for the fucking bass guitar and all, man.
02:01Must be about a grand's worth or more, man.
02:03Fucking bellend.
02:05Yeah, well, anyway, man.
02:07Fuck it.
02:08You know what I mean?
02:09Well, anyway, we saw the whole fucking gig through this time, man.
02:13No fucking getting arrested, man.
02:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17You know what I mean?
02:18You know what I mean?
02:19It wasn't as bad as all that, man.
02:20You know what I mean?
02:21It worked out quite well, man.
02:23Apart from the clip, which I fucking didn't do, man.
02:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:28Well, you know what I mean?
02:29Didn't do fucking all, man.
02:32Useless pillock.
02:34Can't get his way out of a fucking people bug.
02:38Yeah, well, anyway.
02:40Brian's not here at the moment, but I'm telling you.
02:42I'm telling you.
02:43I'm telling you.
02:44When I see him, I'm going to say,
02:45Oi, you.
02:46Brian.
02:47Brian.
02:48Brian.
02:49Brian.
02:50Brian.
02:51Brian.
02:52He blew his fucking head off his fucking shoulders, man.
02:55Peabrain.
02:57Mongol.
02:59Creep.
03:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:01Well, anyway.
03:02The gig went fucking fine, man.
03:04The two gays, you know, the two fat bastards.
03:06You know what I mean?
03:08I don't know.
03:09I can't actually remember really what they fucking said.
03:11You know, whether they were happy or not, man.
03:13And actually, I don't even know.
03:14I can't remember if we got paid or not, man.
03:16It was a pit stop.
03:17I don't know.
03:18I can't remember really.
03:19I can't remember anything, man.
03:21I can't remember drinking some brandy,
03:23but I didn't have any other bottle or two, man.
03:27Oh, of course.
03:28Still got a bit of headache and all.
03:29I'm going to take some pinkies and all that again.
03:32Yeah, fuck it, man.
03:34Yeah, well, when I fucking see Brian,
03:36I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
03:38he's going to fucking have...
03:43He's going to...
03:44He's going to fucking see a very angry me.
03:48Yep, yep.
03:50And he'll be paying for the fucking thing and all.
03:53Actually, we're more out of your fucking pocket
03:55than we were before we did the fucking gig now, man,
03:57because he broke the fucking bass guitar.
03:59Plus, well, we all got pissed.
04:02So we might have spent all the money on booze in a row, man.
04:05Can't even remember, man.
04:08Anyway, I'll have to talk to the two Dave's.
04:10I can't even remember having the money off them.
04:13Probably all got spent behind the bar, man.
04:16That's not the way, man.
04:17That's not the way to do it, man.
04:19Yeah, well, well, anyway, you know.
04:21Yeah, I had to have a few liveners, you know,
04:24just to get myself in the mood, man,
04:26get my, you know, get the old larynx, you know.
04:29You know, get him to go in, you know what I mean?
04:32You know, it's good enough for, you know,
04:34Johnny Lydon and Jaz Coleman, man.
04:36You know what I mean? It's good enough for me, man.
04:38Yeah, and it did the trick.
04:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:41Oh, fucking hell, I'm telling you, I'm so fucking annoyed, man.
04:44I'm just going to fucking swing Brian around by his ankles
04:47and slam him down the fucking steps head first, man.
04:49I'm going to scuff him off the tarmac.
04:51The bellied, cockhead, stupid creep.
04:55Mongoloid.
04:56Fuck's sake, man.
04:57Costing us a fucking arm and a leg, then.
05:01Big-ass tit.
05:02Fuck's sake, man.
05:03Creep.
05:04Anyway, like I said, everything been fine as far as I can remember, anyway.
05:09We got through to the end.
05:13Oh, anyway.
05:14I'm going to take it easy now.
05:16Have a bit of a rest.
05:18Pop some fucking painkillers down my old windpipe again.
05:22See if I can get rid of this beanache.
05:25And then...
05:28Brian's going to have a fucking fat lip.
05:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:35Dickhead.
05:36Fuck it, let's fuck off, anyway.
05:38You know what I mean?
05:39And I'm going to fucking ring Clifton after the ponce.
05:43Blaming me for it, man.
05:44Giving me a clout.
05:45What the fuck, man?
05:46I didn't bloody do it, did I?
05:47Did I?
05:49He carries on, and he'll be out.
05:51He'll be out of the band, man.
05:53I'll have to look for another bass guitar player.
05:55If he, you know, any bloody more shit off that bellend.
05:59Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
06:01I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
06:02He has a pop in me again, and I'm telling you,
06:04he'll be seriously in a stablement.
06:07You know what I mean?
06:08He'll end up in ward fucking whatever.
06:10You know what I mean?
06:11Because I'll lamp my head straight into his nutsack.
06:15Yeah, yeah.
06:16Tit-faced prick.
06:17Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
06:19I'm telling you, that's enough rambling on now.
06:21You know what I mean?
06:22Let's fucking just go and rest up.
06:24Take some, pop some pills down me...
06:29...gob.
06:31And then kick Brian's fucking arse into oblivion
06:34when he comes back.
06:36Yeah, and I'll fucking clump Kath and the dog as well.
06:40Just for the fucking hell of it, man.
06:42They can all have it.
06:44Pillock.
06:46Pudge.
06:47Bollockity.
06:49Penis-faced prick.
06:51Anyway, fuck it.
06:54I'll take me calm down.
06:55Yeah, okay, okay.
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